„They in car(riage).” “他们在车里。” The bookstore entrance, Bai Yingying carries a small backless stool to sit there is staring at distant place's Maserati. 书店门口,白莺莺端着个小板凳坐在那里盯着远处的玛莎拉蒂。 „Oh, the space of Maserati actually does not have the cayenne to be big, the one who remembers previous time her to come is the cayenne?” “唉,玛莎拉蒂的空间其实没有卡宴大,记得上次她开来的是卡宴啊？” Xu Qinglang also carries a small backless stool to sit in own noodle restaurant entrance. 许清朗也端着个小板凳坐在自己面馆门口。 „Was driven by the boss blew rubbed, changed vehicle.” “被老板开车时刮蹭了,换车了吧。” Both people were handling the respective matter, but does to the female corpse is not the average person, once lay down as one in place bottom 200 years of existence, her sense of hearing is very good. 原本两个人都在做各自的事情,但奈何女尸不是普通人,作为一个曾躺在地底两百年的存在,她的听觉真的很好。 In these 200 years of time, Madam Bai will come to here to chat with her occasionally, discusses outside matter, probably in the boudoir the close friend is the same. 在这两百年的时光里,白夫人偶尔会来这里和她聊聊天,讲一讲外面的事儿,像是闺中密友一样。 Un, looks like the university female student dormitory also to gather occasionally under discussion length soft and hard, 嗯,就像是大学女生宿舍偶尔也会聚集在一起讨论下长短软硬, Has a look at from Eastern some country's education action movie such together. 或者一起看看来自东方某国的教育动作片那样。 Also therefore, female corpse, although 200 years have not come out, she has not come apart with the time, as for Madam Bai not , her oneself listen to the sound of land and ground, therefore, she exercised the extremely fearful sense of hearing. 也因此,女尸虽然两百年没出来,她也没有和时代脱节,至于白夫人不在的时候,她就自己听土地里和地上的声音,也因此,她练就了极为可怕的听觉。 When „hearing” plot as if starts to cannot describe the place after falling, she immediately carries the backless stool to sit, simultaneously patted the wall, hints Xu Qinglang of next door to come out to see a play together. 当“听到”剧情似乎开始向不可描述地方向滑落后,她马上端着板凳坐过来,同时拍了拍墙壁,示意隔壁的许清朗出来一起看戏。 Has saying that although two people usually quarrelled a little, but critical moment, understood the share. 不得不说,二人虽然平时吵嘴有点多,但关键时刻,还是懂得分享的。 „Yo, the boss got out.” Bai Yingying shouted lowly. “哟,老板下车了。”白莺莺低呼道。 „Well, that doctor also got out.” The Xu Qinglang live broadcast said. “咦,那个医生也下车了。”许清朗直播道。 „Yo, after the boss opens, vehicle door.” Bai Yingying continues to shout lowly. “哟,老板打开后车门了。”白莺莺继续低呼道。 „Well, after that doctor enters, hull.” Xu Qinglang continues the live broadcast to say. “咦,那个医生进后车座了。”许清朗继续直播道。 „Car(riage) is swinging.” Did Bai Yingying covered the mouth, the eye wink is staring at that side. “车在摇啊。”白莺莺捂住了嘴,眼睛一眨不眨地盯着那边。 „They estimate straightforwardly fucked.” Xu Qinglang deeply inspires. “他们估计干了个爽吧。”许清朗深吸一口气。 „In air is filling the sour odor, pickled plum juice whether or not divulging in your kitchen?” The female corpse beckons with the hand to cover the nose to say. “空气里弥漫着酸味呢,你厨房里的酸梅汁是不是泄漏了？”女尸摆摆手捂住鼻子道。 „Hey, talked nonsense, come, we bet, how long finished.” Xu Qinglang looked at a next table, said: „I bet for ten minutes.” “嘿,扯蛋,来,咱们下注了,多久结束。”许清朗看了一下表,道:“我赌十分钟。” „15 minutes!” The female corpse replied. “十五分钟！”女尸回答道。 „One, two, three, four ............ eight, nine, ten seconds!” “一,二,三,四…………八,九,十秒！” Knocks the blackboard, 敲黑板, Attention unit of time. 注意时间单位。 „Well, the vehicle does not swing.” Female corpse curious say/way. “咦,车子不摇了。”女尸好奇道。 „Changes the posture?” Xu Qinglang knits the brows, he does not like to believe that fearful conclusion! “难道是换姿势了？”许清朗皱了皱眉,他不愿意相信那个可怕的结论！ „Do ten seconds change the posture?” Female corpse „giggle” is smiling, „are you also tender young?” “十秒换姿势？”女尸“咯咯咯”地笑着,“你也是嫩雏儿吧？” But female corpse seasoned person, in the past Madam Bai and poor and pedantic student lover's rendezvous, has secretly tasted the forbidden fruit, she but experienced. 女尸可是过来人,当年白夫人和穷酸书生幽会,偷吃过禁果,她可是有经验的。 The Xu Qinglang facial color is not cheerful, as a man who has more than 20 apartments, 许清朗面色不愉,作为一个有二十几套房的男人, To own can regard as important for the first time, 对自己的第一次看得重一些, Isn't good? 不行么？ „Car(riage) moved.” Xu Qinglang calls out in alarm said. “车又动了。”许清朗惊呼道。 „One, two, three, four ............ eight, nine, ten seconds!” “一,二,三,四…………八,九,十秒！” „Car(riage) was also motionless.” Bai Yingying attracted a nasal mucus, „changed the posture?” “车又不动了。”白莺莺吸了口鼻涕,“又换姿势了？” „Hadn't your bosses, whether or not married before?” Xu Qinglang knits the brows saying that „, I have checked the Zhou Ze’s material probably, above writes unmarried, should not be young?” “你们老板,以前是不是没结过婚？”许清朗皱眉道,“等下,我好像查过周泽的资料,上面写着未婚,该不会是个雏儿吧？” „Should not get married.” Bai Yingying replied. “应该没结过婚。”白莺莺回答道。 „That doctor forehead has not opened, the crotch gathers, should be the intact body.” Xu Qinglang pats the forehead fiercely, said: „Hahahaha, laughed at me, I understood, two young, played for the first time unexpectedly such high-end.” “那个医生眉宇没开,胯下并拢,也应该是完璧之身。”许清朗猛地一拍额头,道:“哈哈哈哈,笑死我了,我懂了,俩个雏儿,第一次居然玩这么高端。” Bai Yingying is silent in side. 白莺莺在旁边沉默不语。 „You how?” Xu Qinglang asked. “你怎么了？”许清朗问道。 „I remember, madame and that student's first time, the student is very probably skilled.” Some Bai Yingying downcasts. “我记得,夫人和那个书生第一次的时候,书生好像很熟练。”白莺莺有些神伤。 „In the ancient times pedant each ghost fine very much, liked deceiving your group of lady, in fact is old driver that some are not concerned about face.” “古代酸秀才各个鬼精得很,就爱骗你们这帮大家闺秀,实际上都是一些不要脸的老司机。” A Xu Qinglang being disillusioned with the mortal world appearance, „lying trough, the car(riage) moved.” 许清朗一副看破红尘的样子,“卧槽,车又动了。” Ten seconds, stop. 十秒,停。 Ten seconds, move. 十秒,动。 Ten seconds, stop, 十秒,停, Ten seconds, move. 十秒,动。 The female corpse and Xu Qinglang car(riage) move every time one time, they change a posture of side head, the car(riage) move again one time, they trade again. 女尸和许清朗车每动一次,他们就换一个侧头的姿势,车再动一次,他们再换回去。 Arrived finally, two people feels neck somewhat sore. 到最后,二人都觉得脖子有些酸了。 Finally, the latter vehicle door opened. 终于,后车门打开了。 Zhou Ze and Dr. Lin are sweating profusely get out, then two people sat in the front position respectively. 周泽和林医生满头大汗地下了车,然后二人分别坐到了前面位置上。 „How unable to understand.” Xu Qinglang shakes the head. “怎么看不懂呢。”许清朗摇摇头。 „I am also.” Bai Yingying is also a bewilderedly appearance. “我也是。”白莺莺也是一副莫名其妙地样子。 „The Zhou Ze’s rhythm and are the average person different?” Xu Qinglang shakes the head. “难道周泽的节奏和普通人不同？”许清朗又摇摇头。 „Perhaps.” Bai Yingying guessed. “或许吧。”白莺莺猜测道。 Finally, 终于, Maserati drove away, 玛莎拉蒂开走了, Finished lively. 热闹结束。 Xu Qinglang and Bai Yingying look at each other one, 许清朗和白莺莺对视一眼, Mutually snort/hum, 互相哼了一声, Was despising one at heart „cheap goods”! 在心里鄙视了一句“J货”！ Then turns head to leave respectively, 然后各自扭头离开, Goes to the kitchen, 一个去厨房, Reads. 一个去看书。 .................. ……………… „Hū......... Hū.........” “呼…………呼…………” In the copilot station, Zhou Ze keeps breathing heavily, the hair on forehead had been moistened by the sweat. 副驾驶位置上,周泽不停地喘着粗气,额头上的头发已经被汗水打湿了。 Dr. Lin is driving the car(riage), some body also many beads of sweat, seem wipe the character and style. 林医生驾驶着车,身上也有不少汗珠,更显得一抹风情。 „Sorry, is my mistake, is I am not very attractive.” Dr. Lin bites the lip to rebuke oneself saying that „I do not have the experience, to this aspect, I, making you...... not have the means to enjoy oneself to the full.” “对不起,是我的错,是我不够有吸引力。”林医生咬了咬嘴唇自责道,“我没有经验,对这方面,我并不懂,让您……没办法尽兴。” Zhou Ze will depend in the future, shakes the head, 周泽头往后靠了一下,摇摇头, „Is my reason, such, definitely is my reason.” “是我的原因,都那样了,肯定是我的原因。” Zhou Ze pulls out the front paper goods, scratched the wet hair. 周泽抽出前面的纸巾,擦了擦自己湿漉漉的头发。 „We are the doctors, this matter, actually we understand, is my aspect, really has the issue.” Zhou Ze deeply inspires, spits layer on layer/heavily. “我们都是医生,这个事情,其实我们都懂,是我这方面,确实有问题。”周泽深吸一口气,又重重地吐出来。 He wishes one could to go back now directly, 他现在恨不得直接回去, Xu Qinglang grasping, 把许清朗给抓出来, Hangs pulls out his 100 on the tree with the leather whip 100! 吊在树上用皮鞭抽他个一百遍啊一百遍！ In a moment ago, was preparing the army to attack, 就在刚才,正准备全军出击的时候, Zhou Ze thinks suddenly Xu Qinglang to the words that oneself spoke. 周泽忽然想到了许清朗对自己说的话。 What you use is the Xu Le’s body, 你用的是徐乐的身体, Then you are cuckold Xu Le or Xu Le cuckold you? 那么你到底是绿了徐乐还是徐乐绿了你？ Your body is Xu Le’s, DNA, is Xu Le’s, the child is also Xu Le’s. 你的身体是徐乐的,DNA,也是徐乐的,孩子也是徐乐的。 Usually does not feel to have anything, 平时不觉得有什么, At that time, 在那个时候, Zhou Ze even including the following that thing, 周泽甚至连自己下面那东西, Feels disgustingly, seems somewhat taking others' that thing. 都觉得有些恶心,仿佛正拿着别人的那东西。 Under this pressure, 在这种心理压力之下, After trying many times, 尝试了很多次之后, Finally exceeded Yu the Great in the achievement, 终于在成就上超越了大禹, N times the main house gate has not entered! N次过家门而不入！ Gate, for historical reasons, is a little tight, 门,因为历史原因,有点紧, But pushes the gate hand, was really soft! 但推门的手,实在是太软绵绵了！ Oblique! 毫无诚意！ „Gives me to select the time.” Zhou Ze lit cigarette, then thinks throwing out of the window the smoke. “给我点时间。”周泽点了一根烟,然后想想又把烟给丢出了窗外。 It is not Zhou Ze thought that does not smoke in lady's car(riage) politely, but felt oneself do not seem to smoke the smoke the qualifications. 不是周泽觉得在女士的车里抽烟不礼貌,而是觉得自己似乎没抽事后烟的资格。 „I next, will wear the silk stockings.” Lin Wanqiu said very much earnestly. “我下次,会穿丝袜。”林晚秋很认真地说道。 „That was thorough the proof is my issue.” The Zhou Ze forced smile said that but looks around expression very solemn and respectful Dr. Lin, Zhou Ze’s all of a sudden was at heart soft. “那就彻底证明是我的问题了。”周泽苦笑道,不过看着旁边表情很肃穆的林医生,周泽的心里一下子软了。 Even felt own some are not the thing, 甚至觉得自己有些不是东西, Oneself were just withstanding anger, fell somewhat on this woman. 把自己心里刚刚承受着的愤怒,多多少少倾洒了一些在这个女人身上。 „Sorry.” Zhou Ze was saying at heart. “对不起。”周泽在心里说道。 What complex hatred relations no matter Xu Le and are, at least this woman, is innocent, she to own sentiment, is very pure. 不管徐乐和自己是什么样的复杂仇恨关系,至少这个女人,是无辜的,她对自己的感情,也是很纯粹的。 Ancestors seemed like very successful, but passed away six months, but also remembered his, probably only then she. 上辈子自己看似很成功,但过世半年之后,还记得他的,好像只有她了。 „Stops in front, you go back, in the evening earlier rests.” Zhou Ze said. “就在前面停下来吧,你回去吧,晚上早点睡。”周泽说道。 „You also rest earlier.” Lin Wanqiu stopped the car(riage). “您也早点休息。”林晚秋停下了车。 After Zhou Ze gets out, she drives to leave. 当周泽下了车后,她才开车离开。 Before Zhou Ze had said that their rhythms of life deferred to the beforehand way, as usual. 之前周泽就说过,他们的生活节奏还是按照之前的方式,照旧。 Does not have the means not as usual, even if Zhou Ze is willing to go back to face father and mother-in-law including the sister-in-law bitter melon face, 也没办法不照旧,哪怕周泽愿意回去面对岳父岳母包括小姨子的苦瓜脸, But in the evening lies down on a bed with Dr. Lin, he cannot fall asleep. 但晚上跟林医生躺一张床上,他睡不着啊。 To let Dr. Lin and rests freezer together? 难道说让林医生和自己一起睡冰柜？ Oneself are does not freeze to death, but Dr. Lin what to do? 自己是冻不死,但林医生怎么办？ Also or shouted the past Bai Yingying, did everyone rest together? 又或者把白莺莺喊过去,大家一起睡？ Zhou Ze did not have the draft animal to that situation. 周泽还没牲口到那个地步。 Eats meal and sleeps, the life biggest two matters, oneself present were limited, was truly difficult to release for flight. 吃饭和睡觉,人生最大的两件事,自己现在都被限制,确实很难放飞自我了。 Literary Temple has closed, is not that time „washing the doorjambs” time everyone struggles on incense stick to be bustling and filled with people together. 文庙早就关门了,不是那次“洗门”的时候大家一起争着上头香人头攒动的时候了。 The Chinese regarding a ghosts and gods matter, are always such utility, naturally, this as if is also a merit. 中国人对于鬼神一事儿,一向都是那么的功利,当然,这似乎也是一种优点。 Zhou Ze bringing the cigarette disassembles, 周泽把带来的香烟拆开, Although the midway had/left some small interludes, but Zhou Ze understood oneself must make anything. 虽然中途出了一些小插曲,但周泽还是懂得自己要做些什么。 No matter how, he does not wait for little loli to get through the matter to come back possibly eagerly then to cancel the status of oneself temporary worker together, how own result must also look at others moods while convenient. 不管如何,他不可能眼巴巴地等着小luoli办完事儿回来然后把自己临时工的身份一起抹去,顺带着自己的结局如何还得看人家的心情。 Cigarettes insert in the ground abreast in row, Zhou Ze places get up, then suspends the sweet dumplings, after completing all these, Zhou Ze to front was shouting one submissively: 一根根香烟并排插在地上,周泽一根根地点起来,然后把汤圆摆好,做完这一切后,周泽对着面前拱手喊了一声: „Small innertube a thing is filial piety you to come, but also please come sees.” “小子带着点东西孝敬您老来嘞,还请您老现身一见。” The words saying, waited for a long time, does not have the sound. 话说完,等了许久,还是没声息。 Zhou Ze another smoke opening, a preparation again time, discovered that long row of cigarette that oneself just lit extinguished suddenly collectively. 周泽又将另一条烟给拆下来,准备再点的时候,发现自己刚刚点燃的那一长排香烟忽然集体熄灭了。 Raised the head, Zhou Ze sees that dwarf old man to sit on front heap, in pocket bulging, is glad to grin with ear to ear. 抬起头,周泽看见那个侏儒老者正坐在前面土堆儿上,口袋里鼓鼓囊囊的,乐得合不拢嘴。 „Young man, your is the safe/without matter does everything to please.” “后生,你这可是无事献殷勤啊。” The dwarf old man conducts the back at the back at the same time the gong, the whole face fold. 侏儒老者背上背着一面锣,满脸褶皱。 „Really has the matter to ask you to ask.” The Zhou Ze stance suspends very lowly. “确实是有事找您问问。”周泽姿态摆得很低。 Can lead to go on patrol in Literary Temple, definitely is not life, should also be the person in system, therefore, the matter about ghost messenger, he should know much. 能在文庙边带队巡游,肯定不是孤魂野鬼,应该也是体制内的人,也因此,关于鬼差的事儿,他应该知道不少。 „Not nervous, making the old man I calculate.” The old men are pinching the finger, first even/including looks at Zhou Ze meaningfully, carves to tread around the millstone: „Old man attendant Literary Temple sixty-year cycle, is some magical skills, you strive for longing for anything, the old man can definitely calculate.” “莫慌,让老夫我算算。”老者掐着手指头,一连意味深长地看着周泽,琢磨道:“老夫陪侍文庙一甲子,也算是有些道行,你心里所求所渴望什么事儿,老夫肯定能算出来。” Zhou Ze hears word, calmly is waiting in side. 周泽闻言,就在旁边静静地等着。 Finally, 终于, The old men pat the thigh fiercely, said: 老者猛地一拍大腿,道: „Calculated!” “算到了！” „Also asked the old seniors to dispel doubt.” Zhou Ze asked very much respectfully. “还请老前辈解惑。”周泽很恭敬地问道。 Own this ghost messenger status, how the prefix of temporary worker removing? 自己这个鬼差的身份,到底如何把临时工的前缀给去掉？ Should oneself, what course to follow? 自己又到底应该,何去何从？ Old men „hehe” smile, I have seen through your expression, 老者“呵呵”一笑,一副我已经看穿你内心的表情, As if during all, perform are grasping. 仿佛一切,尽在掌握之中。 He caresses the beard easely, said: Matter that „ you most earnestly seek, the old man has known. 他悠悠然地一抚胡须,道:“你最渴求的事儿,老夫已经知晓了。 Reads in your this time courtesy such thorough share, the old man I also shows a bright way to you. ” 也罢,看你这次礼数这么周到的份儿上,老夫我也就给你指一条明路。” Zhou Ze is waiting for earnestly. 周泽认真等待着。 „Jiuzhi Hall Consecrated Six Flavor Rehmanni.” The old men open the mouth to say. “九芝堂浓缩六味地黄丸。”老者开口道。 „............” Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽。 „ Well, isn't right? Should not, that 300 years of upright character thing ; “咦,不对？不应该,那玩意儿三百年好品质; When this old man was young has also eaten, effective. ” 老夫年轻活着时也吃过,管用啊。” At this moment, 此时此刻, Zhou Ze is suddenly good to think the front self-satisfied old man, 周泽忽然好想把面前洋洋自得的老头, To choking to death. 给掐死。