public morals are degenerating with each passing day, the men of today are sadly degenerated! 世风日下，人心不古啊！ Many people are sighing woefully now this time, the whole society must be a mass of cuts and bruises by the mammonism ideological trend washout, even if were the marriage is also placed the day of chessboard progress row equivalent business. 很多人在哀叹如今这个时代,全社会被拜金主义思潮冲刷得体无完肤,哪怕是婚姻也被放在了天枰上进行等价买卖。 However, this year really even/including ghost married starts to be fastidious about this! 然而,这年头是真的连鬼结个婚都开始讲究这个了！ You have more than 20 rich apartments, 你有二十多套阳宅, Good skillful oh, 好巧哦, My family madame has more than 20 sets of graveyards, 我家夫人有二十多套阴宅, Properly matched! 门当户对啊！ Is delighted, 欢喜欢喜, Happy! 皆大欢喜！ The suona old man asked after this issue, the Zhou Ze corners of the mouth pulled out pulling out subconsciously. 唢呐老者问出这个问题后,周泽嘴角下意识地抽了抽。 He is repressing laughter, at heart, is very simultaneously satisfied. 他在忍着笑,同时心里,真的很惬意啊。 This neighbor who „I have more than 20 apartments” said that Zhou Ze has often wanted to pull out, this ghost madame came to really be the time. 身边这个动不动就把“我有二十几套房”挂在嘴边的邻居,周泽早就很想抽了,这位鬼夫人来得真是时候。 Heavenly Dao easy to reincarnate! 天道好轮回！ Xu Qinglang frightened the perspiration to flow, he was an profound gentleman, but also nothing but was opens the Yin-Yang eye to play a puppet fused point again „Sichuan opera face changing” the trick, he was not Zhang Tianshi that type of existence in the true sense, when facing little loli will not instigate. 许清朗吓得汗都流出来了,他是个玄士,但也无非是开开阴阳眼玩点傀儡再融合点“川剧变脸”的招子罢了,他不是真正意义上的张天师那种类型的存在,否则面对小luoli时也不会那么怂了。 Xu Qinglang that immediately is sober starts to raise the head, 马上清醒过来的许清朗开始抬头, Looks at the day. 望天。 You said anything, 你说啥, I do not understand what is heard. 我听不明白。 That person, 那个人, I did not know. 我不认识。 Then, the Xu Qinglang eye hid twitched suddenly, because he saw Zhou Ze to place the body side right hand, raised up an index finger, moreover is pointing at him directly. 然后,许清朗眼皮子忽然抽搐了一下,因为他看见周泽原本放在身侧的右手,竖起了一根食指,而且直接指着他。 „...... **!!!!!” “……**！！！！！” Xu Qinglang heart of hearts 10,000 bottles of pickled plum juice gallop! 许清朗内心深处一万瓶酸梅汁奔腾而过！ Two suona people arrive by Xu Qinglang directly, respectful sound said: 两个唢呐人直接走到许清朗两侧,恭声道: „Please the little master enter the palanquin.” “请小相公入轿。” Alright, gathering this palanquin is also not being meets ghost messenger, is that ghost madame brings to get married the bridegroom specially. 得嘞,合着这轿子还不是来接鬼差的,是那位鬼夫人特意拿来迎娶自己新郎的。 Zhou Ze in redefined at heart again „temporary worker” the status. 周泽在心里再度重新定义了一下自己“临时工”的身份。 „ do not pull I, do not pull me, do not force me! “别拉我,别扯我,别强迫我！ Was careful that I get angry! ” 小心我翻脸啊！” Xu Qinglang was pushed to palanquin by the suona person, but he is keeping struggling. 许清朗被唢呐人推向轿子,但他还是在不停地挣扎着。 He was just said that wanted to start to live newly, looks for object anything, but he does not want to be up to mischief! 他刚刚是说想要重新开始新生活,找个对象啥的,但他没想搞鬼啊！ „Zhou Ze, your pit I, you harm me!” Xu Qinglang yelled, a quite respectable family female was compelled good from the prostitute regarded the feeling. “周泽,你坑我,你害我！”许清朗大叫道,颇有一种良家女被逼良从娼的即视感。 Would rather die than surrender, 宁死不屈, The chastity lasts forever! 贞操永存！ „Has a look, perhaps that ghost madame grows is like Joey Wong, don't you suffer a loss not is that so?” Zhou Ze said with a smile. “去看看呗,说不定那位鬼夫人长得和王祖贤一样,你也不吃亏不是么？”周泽笑道。 Xu Qinglang was thrust in palanquin, the suona person said to Zhou Ze: „honored messenger may follow I and others, I and others guide in front.” 许清朗被推入了轿子里,唢呐人对周泽道:“上差可跟着我等,我等在前面带路。” Then, the suona person also referred to stopping in that electric car of Xu Qinglang entrance: 说完,唢呐人还指了指停在许清朗门口的那辆电瓶车: „honored messenger may ride the line.” “上差可骑行。” Zhou Ze remembers oneself previous time the paper cart that sits that ghost driver, was delivered to the bookstore entrance as before calmly and steadily, is very obvious, some ghost thing truly have „Qimen Dunjia” similarly the ability, some theories of physics on them should explain that does not pass. 周泽记得自己上次坐那个鬼司机的纸车,依旧被安稳地送到了书店门口,那么很显然,一些鬼物确实拥有类似“奇门遁甲”的能力,物理的一些理论在它们身上应该解释不通。 electric car is Xu Qinglang’s, Zhou Ze not polite, after the door locked, directly rides electric car to follow front palanquin together to lead the way. 电瓶车是许清朗的,周泽也没客气,把店门锁了之后,直接骑着电瓶车跟着前面的轿子一起前行。 palanquin bearers walks the speed to be quick, 轿夫行走得速度很快, The step of under foot as before is nine shallow one deep, 脚下的步子依旧是九浅一深, When that „deep”, eight palanquin bearers will jump together to stumble together with two suona people, decorative palanquin is also rocking together. 每到那一“深”时,八个轿夫连同两个唢呐人都会一起蹦跶一下,连带着花轿也一起晃动一下。 immediately afterward, 紧接着, decorative palanquin sitting Xu Qinglang will be exuding „ah” one to call ; 花轿着坐着的许清朗就会发出“啊”的一声叫; Cried like the oriole lightly, the persuasive check person, directed the person daydream. 如同黄莺轻啼,婉转勾人,引人遐想。 When Zhou Ze is opening electric car and decorative palanquin with the platoon, Xu Qinglang lifts the palanquin window curtains, looks from outside, at this time Xu Qinglang has a ruddy complexion, in eyes as if has had been moistened the eyes broadcast. 等到周泽开着电瓶车和花轿同排时,许清朗掀开轿子窗帘,从外面看去,此时许清朗面色红润,眼眸里似乎有着被滋润过的秋波放送。 Pearly white teeth biting red lips, good may charmingly the good-looking appearance of person. 贝齿紧咬红唇,好一副娇羞可人的俊俏模样。 At this time, happen to welcomed palanquin bearers one „deeply”, palanquin raised suddenly, 这时候,正好迎来轿夫们的一“深”,轿子忽然一提, „Ah!” “啊！” Xu Qinglang also called one subconsciously, on the face revealed the color of being inwardly angry, is staring at Zhou Ze stubbornly, seriously is ashamed difficult to bear! 许清朗又下意识地叫了一声,脸上露出了愠怒之色,死死地盯着周泽,当真是羞愧难当！ A Zhou Ze hand is grasping the electric car steering handle, a hand wielded wielding gently, shuts out saying: 周泽一只手把握着电瓶车的车把,一只手轻轻挥了挥,嫌弃道: „Ashamed.” “羞耻。” „This palanquin is influential to the soul, will stimulate the soul!” Xu Qinglang has to opening the mouth answer, he also really worried that Zhou Ze felt oneself are having fun is individually uncorrectable. “这轿子对灵魂有影响,会刺激到灵魂！”许清朗不得不开口解释道,他还真担心周泽觉得自己是乐在其中不可自拔。 „Explanation conceals.” Zhou Ze, „mouth dislikes the body to be honest.” “解释就是掩饰。”周泽,“口嫌体正直。” „............” Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗。 Nursed hatred shoots a look at Zhou Ze finally, Xu Qinglang put down the curtain screen, 含恨最后瞥了一眼周泽,许清朗放下了帘子, That, just like looking at one even offered to sacrifice own heartless court attendant for the academic honor benefits of rank and salary on own initiative! 那一眼,宛若看一个为了功名利禄甚至主动献出牺牲自己的负心郎！ Actually Zhou Ze can see, palanquin bearers and suona person is acting according to the special rhythm, their merely puppet, the main body should be the paper person who Zhidian produces, a little when similar three countries ancient transport vehicle that Zhuge Liang designs. 其实周泽能看见,轿夫和唢呐人是根据特殊的韵律在行动,他们只是傀儡,本尊应该是扎纸店出品的纸人,有点类似三国时诸葛亮设计的木牛流马。 palanquin bearers continues „nine shallow one deep”, 轿夫们继续“九浅一深”, Xu Qinglang once in a while on „ah” one, 许清朗隔一段时间就“啊”一声, Zhou Ze opens the small electricity donkey to follow. 周泽开着小电驴一路跟随。 Unknowingly, the team has crossed the urban district, entered the range of Tongzhou District. 不知不觉,队伍已经过了市区了,进入了通州区的范围。 When several years ago, under Tongzhou District or a Tongcheng district area, just removed the district changing area shortly, this place Zhou Ze previous time the old lady who helps the morgue gets money once had come. 在几年前,通州区还是通城下面的一个县区,刚刚撤县改区没多久,这个地方周泽上次帮太平间的老太婆找钱时曾来过。 Finally, the palanquin bearers team entered under Jianghai Avenue slanting side one desolated inside, around here has the tall building to construct, but here, should be because the special reason reached a deadlock the construction place. 最终,轿夫队伍进入了江海大道斜侧下方的一块荒芜地里头,这里四面都有高楼建筑,而这儿,应该是因为特殊原因被搁浅施工的地方。 Inside road was poor to drive, Zhou Ze must get out, pushes electric car to go forward. 里面的路不怎么好开车了,周泽只得下了车,推着电瓶车前进。 After proceeding again dozens meters, 再往前几十米后, Suddenly, 忽然间, Suddenly see the light! 豁然开朗！ The jet black alone desolated region, was decorated with lanterns and colored streamers suddenly, the front, more than 20 tables of open-air seats opposite the host are placing, on each table has ten cold dishes to place there neatly. 原本漆黑孤寂的荒芜区域,忽然间张灯结彩,前方,有二十多桌露天席面摆放着,每张桌子上都有十盘冷菜整整齐齐地摆放在那里。 Is bustling and filled with people, heavy rouge makeup, talking and laughing quietly. 人头攒动,胭脂粉堆,笑语晏晏。 Had the busybody to raise the throat to shout one: „Bridegroom to!” 有好事者提着嗓子喊了一声:“新郎倌儿到了！” Suddenly, the cosmetics hairpin and skirt comes in swarms, Zhou Ze only felt own side many enchanting females, is very lively, some people were directly penetrate the past from oneself body and vehicle, back and forth, was not aware of fatigue. 一时间,粉黛钗裙蜂拥而来,周泽只感觉自己身边莺莺燕燕,好不热闹,有些人是直接从自己身上和车子上穿透过去,来来回回,不知疲倦。 But the Zhou Ze right hand has gripped is tightening, the mark is still feeling hot. 而周泽右手则是一直攥紧着的,印记还在发烫。 Actually, does not need the mark to remind Zhou Ze also to be clear, at present here, should be the place that ghost messenger needs to solve. 其实,不需要印记提醒周泽也能清楚,眼前这里,应该是鬼差需要解决的地方。 Because here ghost under that ghost madame's summons, has become organizes the organization system, this cannot certainly endure! 因为这里的鬼在那位鬼夫人的号召下,已经成组织成建制了,这个当然不能忍！ But Zhou Ze has been enduring, first were just this temporary worker, first not anxiously a new broom sweeps clean, otherwise likely gives to burn oneself, which department after all the world of the living is ordinary to have an accident, finally comes out to withstand/top the vat is the temporary worker, Zhou Ze thought that the netherworld should be also similar, after all the person in the world of the living died went to the netherworld. 但周泽还是一直在忍着,一来自己刚刚当这个临时工,先不急着新官上任三把火,否则很可能把自己给烧死,毕竟阳间一般哪个部门出了什么事儿,最后出来顶缸的都是临时工,周泽觉得阴间应该也差不多,毕竟阳间的人死了才去阴间的嘛。 Has again, Zhou Ze is also clear, if is very easy to process, that little loli why aren't solved? 再有者,周泽也清楚,如果真的很容易处理掉,那个小luoli为什么不自己去解决？ The opposite party even dare to come to ask oneself this ghost messenger to come to congratulate, sufficiently the security of obvious opposite party. 对方甚至敢上门请自己这个鬼差上门祝贺了,也足以可见对方的有恃无恐。 „lower the palanquin!” “落轿！” palanquin bearers pulled down palanquin together, Xu Qinglang is pushed, he was very implicit, was very shy, simultaneously ashamed and resentful difficult to bear. 轿夫们一起压低了轿子,许清朗被推了出来,他很含蓄,也很腼腆,同时羞愤难当。 „Madame is invited.” “夫人有请。” A woman of wear black ancient costume one-piece dress arrives in front of Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang, bows a luck. 一名穿着黑色古装连衣裙的女人走到周泽和许清朗面前,躬身一福。 „Walking.” “走着。” Zhou Ze patted the Xu Qinglang’s shoulder. 周泽拍了拍许清朗的肩膀。 Xu Qinglang shuts out to pat Zhou Ze’s hand very much, but follows Zhou Ze to proceed together. 许清朗很是嫌弃地拍开周泽的手,但还是跟着周泽一起往前走。 Passed through the seat opposite the host, looks that all kinds of ghosts and demons direct when oneself side, Zhou Ze really some have not been familiar at heart, is good, in arrived at a small red house front of two-story building, all around assorted voice could not hear finally. 穿过了席面,看着各式各样的鬼魅在自己身边指指点点,周泽心里还真有些不习惯,好在等走到一栋二层楼的小红房子面前时,四周杂七杂八的声音终于听不见了。 This building is decorated with lanterns and colored streamers, is hanging the big lantern, but also traded the new spring festival couplet, a lively joyful scene. 这栋楼张灯结彩,挂着大灯笼,还换了新春联,一副热闹欢庆的景象。 The building of building layout and modern is very similar, what the middle opens the front door is a living room, that black skirt maid hints Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang goes. 楼房布局和现代的楼房很相似,中间开屋门的是客厅,那个黑裙子婢女示意周泽和许清朗进去。 „Anticipation not?” Zhou Ze asked suddenly, „really with Joey Wong makings, you should not be accidentally too happy to think of home and duty.” “期待不？”周泽忽然问道,“万一真和王祖贤一个气质,你可别乐不思蜀。” „I anticipated that she likes ‚a dragon playing with two phoenixes’.” “我期待她喜欢‘一龙戏二凤’。” Xu Qinglang said wickedly, this clarified him also to draw the Zhou Ze together unlucky stance unlucky. 许清朗恶狠狠地说道,这摆明了他倒霉也要拉着周泽一起倒霉的架势。 Really was Zhou Ze this hits a person when he is down all the way spared no effort, seemed waits eagerly to look that he laughed to be the same! 实在是周泽这一路上落井下石地太不遗余力了,似乎就是憋足了劲儿看他笑话一样！ He usually does not like saying „oneself has more than 20 apartments“, 他不就是平时喜欢把“自己有二十多套房”挂在嘴边么, This is not the fact! 这不是事实么！ What does he have shows off intentionally cocky? 他有故意得瑟显摆什么么？ Walks into the main hall, the under foot is stepping on the red color rug, four sides the wall is hanging the fine cross embroidery. 步入厅堂,脚下踩着大红色的地毯,四面墙壁挂着精致的十字绣。 The female who puts on the red nuptial dress sits at the small table very much gracefully. 一名穿着红色婚纱的女子很是雍容地坐在小桌旁。 On the small table is placing the fine food and wine. 小桌上摆放着精致的酒菜。 „honored messenger, my dear, please sit down.” “上差,郎君,请坐。” The women set out, hint two people to take a seat. 女人起身,示意二人入座。 Because the facial features of woman were covered up by the veil, therefore does not see clearly. 因为女人的面容被盖头遮掩住,所以看不清楚。 But the sound, is really listens excellently. 但声音,真的是极好听的。 Zhou Ze took a seat, drew Xu Qinglang, Xu Qinglang sat coyly. 周泽入座了,拉了一把许清朗,许清朗才扭扭捏捏地坐了下来。 since came, then settle it, and looked that she must play what trick. 既来之则安之吧,且看她要耍什么花样。 On the small table the food is very fine is also very fragrant, the liquor water is very mellow, hears the seeping person. 小桌上菜肴很精致也很香,酒水很醇厚,闻之沁人。 „honored messenger, gentleman, please with.” The ghost madame puts out a hand to hint two people to dine. “上差,官人,请用。”鬼夫人伸手示意二人用餐。 Zhou Ze has not moved, maintains acts with constraint. 周泽没动,保持矜持。 Xu Qinglang of face grief and indignation is drinks to heart's content three cups, then loudly shouted: Nice wine! 一脸悲愤的许清朗则是痛饮三杯,而后大呼:好酒！ immediately afterward, keeps eating the vegetable/dish, this is turns the grief and indignation completely into the appetite. 紧接着,不停地吃菜,这完全是化悲愤为食欲。 Zhou Ze looks at chest fluctuating in side, covers own mouth with the hand. 周泽在旁边看着胸口一阵起伏,用手捂住自己的嘴。 „You? Eats, is very delicious, does well compared with me.” Xu Qinglang is a chef, the quality of food naturally can distinguish. “你怎么了？吃啊,很美味啊,比我自己做得都好。”许清朗自己就是个厨师,菜肴的好坏自然能分辨出来。 You never look at ghost film? 你从不看鬼片的么？ Zhou Ze in wants to say at heart. 周泽在心里想道。 But anything had not said that but takes up the chopsticks to help Xu Qinglang clamp the vegetable/dish to feed in his bowl, the injunction said: 但还是什么都没说,而是拿起筷子帮许清朗夹菜送进他碗里,嘱咐道: „Clever, eats, here does not have pickled plum juice, I cannot eat up the thing, you understand.” “乖,多吃点,这里没酸梅汁,我吃不下东西,你懂的。” Xu Qinglang „groaning” two, do not doubt him , to continue to eat, dies must work as full dead ghost! 许清朗“哼哼”两声,不疑有他,继续开吃,死也要当一个饱死鬼！ Moreover, really delicious! 而且,是真的好吃啊！ Xu Qinglang is thinking a while must find the opportunity to discuss to study the cookbook with the ghost madame, these vegetables/dishes put the market to come up, the top master chefs in five-star hotel cannot make such good taste. 许清朗都在想着等会儿要不要找机会跟鬼夫人探讨学习一下菜谱,这些菜放到市面上去,五星级酒店的顶级大厨也做不出这么好味。 Waited for Xu Qinglang to eat circle, 等着许清朗吃了一圆儿, Zhou Ze nods satisfied, 周泽满意地点点头, Asked to the ghost madame: „Madame, how may I ask this vegetable/dish to do?” 对鬼夫人问道:“夫人,敢问这菜是如何做的？” „ honored messenger was polite, this liquor, is this consort ferments by the passer-by urine ; “上差客气了,这酒,是妾身以路人尿酿制而成; This meal, is this consort selects the newest snakeworm mouse ant careful cooking, but makes...... ” 这饭菜,则是妾身选用最新鲜的蛇虫鼠蚁精心烹调而制……” The Xu Qinglang complexion suddenly changes, 许清朗脸色骤然一变, Put out a hand to refer to Zhou Ze, has not waited for him to say anything, 伸手指了指周泽,还没等他说什么, Directly: 直接: „Vomits ..................” “呕………………”