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The snowflake of televisionis still continue glitter, probablyinomenanything,
电视机的雪花还在继续闪烁着,像是在预兆着什么,Thenall around, is the absolutedarknessas well aslets the deathly stillness of personscalp tingles.
四周,则是绝对的黑暗以及让人头皮发麻的死寂。Zhou Zesitson the sofa,周泽坐在沙发上,Is staring at the televisionpicturestubbornly,
死死地盯着电视机画面,Thisshouldbeanynormal personshouldhave the performance that inthis time, BossZhouis no exception.
这应该是任何正常人在此时应该有的表现,周老板也不例外。Butin the meantime,
而就在此时,
A hand,
一只手,Extendsfrombehind,
从后面伸出来,Placedon the Zhou Ze’sshoulder.
放在了周泽的肩膀上。Verytowering,
很突兀,Notslightlyupholstery,
没有丝毫地铺垫,Sits the personattentiononsofaon the television, simplyhas not expectedinbehind oneselfwill havewhatsituation.
坐在沙发上的人注意力都在电视机上,根本没料到在自己身后会发生什么情况。
The Zhou Zebodyis tighteninginstantaneously, thenitsholdsbackhandedly, fallsforward!周泽身体在瞬间绷紧,而后反手将其抓住,向前一摔!Thisis an instinct, person'sstress reactioninthissituation, BossZhouafter all is the person of seeing the world, justateso manyspareribs, is naturally insufficientto be frightenedflees like a scared ratyelled.
这是一种本能吧,人在这种突发情况下的应激反应,周老板毕竟是见过世面的人,刚刚又啃了这么多排骨,自然不至于被吓得抱头鼠窜哇哇大叫。However, catches up the laterZhou Zebodyoneslantingly, almostfallingto turnoneself.
然而,发力之后周泽身体一斜,差点把自己给摔翻下去。BecauseinZhou Zetakesat this time, merelyis a hand, itfollowingarm, torsowait/etc.otherparts, ithas not been a hand, was equal to the strength that Zhou Zejustsent, allhiton the cotton.
因为此时周泽手里拿着的,仅仅是一只手,它并没有后面的手臂、躯干等等其他部分,它就是一只手,等于是周泽刚刚发的力,全都打在了棉花上。Thisis a hand of woman, the finetraceadds on the obviousblood capillary, moreoveron a fingeralsowears the ring.
这是一只女人的手,精细的纹路加上可见的毛细血管,而且其中一根手指上还戴着戒指。BossZhouactuallybythisnot frightening,
周老板倒是没有被这一幕给吓到,Insteadplacesin front of the handoneself, startsto look at carefullycarefully.
反而把手放在自己面前,开始仔细地端详起来。Evenalsostretched out itselfto point on own initiativein the opposite partyring fingertook the hook the check,
甚至还主动地伸出自己手指在对方无名指上勾了勾,Alsodelimitsin the opposite partypalmposition,
又在对方掌心位置划了划,Probablyis teasing,
像是在挑逗,
It seems like communicating.
又像是在沟通。Atsilentjet blacknight,
在寂静漆黑的夜晚,
A youthsitson the villaliving roomsofa,
一个青年坐在别墅客厅沙发上,Is looking at carefully a hand,
端详着一只手,Thispicture,
这个画面,Lets the personpalpitationsufficiently.
足以让人心悸。Is goodbecause, BossZhouis not the pureaverage person, at least in„fear”aspect, oncewalked a timepersonasoneon the road to Hades, hisresistancedegree is truly highis very high.
好在,周老板也不是纯粹的普通人,至少在“恐惧”方面,作为一个曾在黄泉路上走一遭的人,他的抵抗程度确实很高很高。
Can the presentissueis notbe scared to death, canbe killed,
现在的问题不是自己会不会被吓死,会不会被杀死,
But how isshouldgo outfromhere.
而是自己该如何从这里出去。White bonesessencehas cometo doto put upwithoneself, laterdo not brave any chaotic7~8badgadgetagain.
已经有一个白骨精过来跟自己干架了,待会儿别再冒出来什么乱七八糟的玩意儿。Placedon the finger of opposite partyownpalm, Zhou Zehopes that thishandcanmove, writesto writetooneself, keepsnewsanything.
把对方的手指放在了自己的掌心上,周泽希望这只手能动一动,给自己写写字,留点讯息什么的。Youhaveanythingto request, youhavewhatfeeling of being wronged,
你有什么要求,你有什么冤情,Fastmentioned,
速速说来,this official......本官……Eh,
额,Thismessengertakes responsibilitytoyou!
本差役给你做主!Welcomed and saw offto haveZhou Ze of lots ofexperienceto thinkinthis timeselfenergytowardthisaspectin the bookstore.
在书店迎来送往有了很多经验的周泽在此时自能往这方面去想。Generally speaking, the deadstops overin the world of the livingdefinitelyhasitsholdsto read, purethatdoes not think that the deadfathermustwork as the ghostking to cultivate virtue in order to become an immortal this classtwopatientsoftennot to be the ghost, after dying, does not needghost messengerto deliver, oneselfgot downunderworldto be reborn in paradiseonobediently.
一般来说,亡者逗留在阳间肯定是有它的执念的,纯粹的那种不想死老子要当鬼王要修仙这类中二患者往往做不了鬼,死了之后都不用鬼差送,自己就乖乖下了地狱往生去。InZhou Zebookstoresomeactuallymanysimilarbooks, butduringoneselfcontact, Zhou Zehas not seen the ghost who wish„seriesunderworld”has worked as the ghostking.周泽书店里倒是有不少类似的书,但在自己接触之中,周泽还没见过想要“一统地狱”当鬼王的鬼。However,
然而,Thishandhad not responded.
这只手还是没反应。Zhou Zeput out a handto pat the racketinthishand, thenplacedon the tea tableto flingflinging, thishandpurelywasdead pig is not afraid of boiling water, at allnotbirdyou.周泽伸手在这只手上拍了拍,而后放在茶几上甩了甩,这只手纯粹是死猪不怕开水烫,根本不鸟你。Youspecial, sincesuch„mind like still water”,
你特么的既然这么“心如止水”,
Do yourunto do?
你跑出来干嘛?..................
………………„Upholsterymany, idle talkmany, goodwater............quiteboredyīng yīng yīng............”
“铺垫好多,废话好多,好水啊…………好无聊啊嘤嘤嘤…………”Here,
这边,InBai Yingyingtakes«Tip of the noseNightmare»thisbookkeepsglancing through.白莺莺手里拿着《鼻尖梦魇》这本书不停地翻阅着。«WestBoastInroaming» the wick under Buddhaplacecanbecome a ghost,
《大话西游里》佛祖座下的灯芯都能成精,Zombie that thenworksin the bookstoreasone,
那么作为一头在书店里打工的僵尸,Did not say that is the great Confucian scholaris learned,
不说是鸿儒饱学,Butis at least well-read.
但至少是博览群书。Thissmallstorytelling, Yingyingreallylookedmuch, inQingthatlittle while, Madam Bailikedreadingsomenovelssecretly, butwas regarded as the yinbookat that time, was not the popularreading material.
这种小说书,莺莺真的是看了不少,生前在清代那会儿,白夫人就喜欢偷偷看一些小说,不过当时被视为yin书,属于不入流的读物。200yearspassed by, although not popularreading material, insomethinkin the Bstandardhighpersoneyes is still not popular, butat leastcanopenlyplaceon the bookstorebookshelfto sell.
两百年过去了,虽然不入流的读物在一些自认为b格高的人眼中依然是不入流,但至少可以堂而皇之地放在书店书架上卖了。Thisbook,
这本书,How can I say,
怎么说呢,Earlier the upholsteryis good,
前期铺垫不错,
The synopsiswriteswell,
简介写得不错,Butlater,
但随后,Can write the water!
就写得好水啊!
The waterresulted inBai Yingyingto feel nauseated,
水得白莺莺都要吐了,Excuse me,
拜托,Whywantsso manyappearancedescriptions,
为什么要这么多的外貌描写,Whywantsso manypsychological activities,
为什么要那么多的心理活动,Whywantsso manyenvironmentupholstery,
为什么要那么多的环境铺垫,Youspecialtoldme to presentanythingdirectly is not OK!
你特么直接告诉我要出现什么不就可以了么!Moreoverothersmustlook for the pen, wherehas the timeto watchyourbaseless and irrational concoctionsanythingghost storyhere, mustwatch the ghost story, othersmight as welllookoneselflooked that the bosswas good!
而且人家是要找笔的,哪有功夫在这里看你胡编乱造什么鬼故事,要看鬼故事,人家不如看自己看老板就好了!Readhence,
一念至此,Hot temperedyingput out a handto ripseveralpages of papersdirectlycontinuously,
暴躁嘤直接伸手连续撕了几页纸,Called you water,
叫你水,Askedyouto tow,
叫你拖,Askedyouto imitate the number of words,
叫你充字数,„Hiss”
“嘶”Hears the soundnot to have,
听到声音没有,Irip!
我撕啦!
The place that Bai Yingyingripsis the shadowappearsexactly, a handbuilton the shoulder of leading characterstarted,白莺莺撕的地方恰好是黑影出现,一只手搭在了主人公的肩膀上开始,Afterward the contents of consecutivelyseveralpaperswere torn.
随后连续几张纸的内容都被撕扯了下来。Yingying'sstrengthisveryfearful, paper who ripspinches, crushed.
莺莺的力道还是很可怕的,撕下来的纸手一捏,就粉碎了。Thiscaused a verypuzzledissue,
这就导致了一个很纠结的问题,That sideBossZhou the plot of place,
那一边的周老板所处地方的剧情,Was ripped after byYingyingviolence,
被莺莺暴力一撕之后,Fragment!
断片儿了!Becausebookafterwas torn awaybyYingying, the plotinthathandbuildsafter the leading charactershoulder,
因为书在被莺莺撕去之后,故事情节在那只手搭在主人公肩膀上后,Thishandis also shouting'mother-fucker'!
这只手也在骂娘呢!Thishand: „Who am I? What am Imaking? Where do Iwantto go to?”
这只手:“我是谁?我在做什么?我要去哪里?”Whotoldme,
谁来告诉我,What to doundermeshould?
我下面该怎么办?Howshoulddevelop?
该怎么演下去?Thereforedid not blameBossZhouto seem liketwoto lackequallywithbeginningto gesticulate the half of the day, thishandhas not responded,
所以不怪周老板像是个二缺一样拿着手比划了半天,这只手还是没反应,Wasthis timealso is being really confused.
实在是这时候也在迷茫着呢。Itsmerelyfirstentered the stage,
它本来只是第一个出场而已,Behindalsohas the arm,
后面还有手臂啊,Shoulder,
还有肩膀啊,Body,
还有身子啊,Terrifyingperson's shadow,
还有恐怖的人影啊,Nowremainingit.
现在就剩下它了。..................
………………„Pen, pen, mypen?”
“笔呢,笔呢,我的笔呢?”Yingyingis glancing throughwhile the violenceopensrips.
莺莺一边翻阅着一边暴力开撕。Shemustlook for the clue of pen,
她要找笔的线索,Thereforedoes not have the timeto examine carefullyslowly, merelyglances oversketchily, arrives at the uselessplot, ripstwopapersdirectlycontinuously.
所以没功夫慢慢地细看,只是粗略地浏览,一到没用的剧情,直接连续撕两张纸。Is goodin the entitynovelplacedin the two yearsis the short article, a novelseeminglythickitself, butalsoon200,000-300,000characters.
好在实体小说放在这两年来说已经算是短篇了,一本小说看似厚厚一本,但也就200,000-300,000字。
If present the great wild gooseworknovel of thatcasual30 millioncharacter,
如果是眼下的那种随随便便一千万两千万字的鸿篇巨著小说,Yingyingestimated that did not openripped, could not rip, withburning down!
莺莺估计就不是开撕了,撕不完啊,得用火烧!..................
………………BossZhouputthishand,
周老板把这只手放了下来,Touches the pocket,
摸了摸口袋,Litcigarette.
点了一根烟。Deeplyinspires,
深吸一口气,Put out the smoke rings.
吐出了烟圈。Mother,
妈的,Thisiswhatdamned place.
这到底是个什么鬼地方啊。„Meow!”
“喵!”
A catcalledto transmitfrom the top of the head,
一声猫叫从头顶传来,Zhou Zestands upto lookfiercelyupwardly,both handsnailgrowsagain, although the pinkynailhas broken, butthisis the best way that Zhou Zedefend.周泽猛地站起身向上看去,双手指甲再度长出,虽说有一根小拇指指甲已经断裂,但这已然是周泽御敌的最佳方式。Meanwhile, takes in within the bodyshortly afterarmoralsoto reappearagain, the armorcannotretainoutside, otherwiselooks likekeepsinfalling„blue” is the same, the bodywill pull outquicklyspatially,
同时,才收进体内没多久的铠甲也再度浮现出来,铠甲不能一直保留在外,否则就像是不停地在掉“蓝”一样,身体很快就会被掏空,Alsoonly theninemergencysummonedwith.
也就只有在应急的时候召唤出来用用。Butfollowing,
但接下来的一幕,LetBossZhoucompeldirectlyignorant,
让周老板直接懵逼了,
A deadcat,
一只死猫,On the neckfallsthisstring,
脖子上掉这个绳子,Swung,
摇摆了下来,Shakesin front ofZhou Zeshakes.
在周泽面前晃啊晃的。Zhou Zealertswith rapt attention,周泽凝神戒备,Confronted for probably20minuteswiththisdeadcat,
和这只死猫对峙了大概二十分钟,Was finally sourto the Zhou Zeeye, footevenhemp,
到最后周泽眼睛都酸了,脚甚至都麻了,Finallydetermined a matter,
终于确定了一件事,Thisdeadcat,
这只死猫,
A realmerelydeadcat.
真的只是一只死猫。Does not know that was stimulatedbyanything, possiblywasowncatwiferanwithotherstray cat, thereforecould not look on the bright side of thing the deathcat that hung oneself.
一只不知道受了什么刺激,可能是自己的猫老婆跟别的野猫跑了,所以想不开上吊的死猫。
Before hanging oneself,
上吊之前,Itsveryunwillingheartcalledone,
它很不甘心地叫了一声,Probablywas shouting: „Ido not live!”
像是在喊:“我不活啦!”Thendied.
然后死了。
The Zhou Ze’scorners of the mouthstartedto pull outpulling out,周泽的嘴角开始抽了抽,Thisspecial......
这特么……Iswhatghost!
到底是什么鬼!MyfuckyourSir!
我艹你大爷!Evenyouare mysterious,
就算是你故弄玄虚,Eventhereforeyouarrange/clothdeceptive battle array,
就算是你故布疑阵,
Can youspecialspecialized!!!
那你特么能不能专业一点!!!Youmake a handto lose,
你弄一只手丢出来,Youmake a deadcatto come out,
你弄一只死猫出来,Youmustdo!
你要干嘛!Behind?
后面呢?Behinddoes not have!
后面没啦!
Do after youwantto letmybrainmakes up, scare to death itself?
你这是想让我自己脑补后吓死自己?Respect,
尊重,Givesmutually!
是互给的!„kacha............kacha............kacha............”
“咔嚓…………咔嚓…………咔嚓…………”Seemed likeheard the Zhou Ze’scomplaint,
似乎是听到了周泽的抱怨,Alsois responding toZhou Ze’sto be discontentedprobably,
也像是在回应周泽的不满,Before the actor's payveryfullsnowflaketelevision, had the differentchanges.
之前戏份非常足的雪花电视机,发生了不同的变化。
The black and whitesnowflake in televisionturned into the blood-color,
电视机里的黑白雪花变成了血色,immediately afterward,紧接着,Probablyhas the redbloodto start the dropto dripfrom the television,
像是有红色的血液从电视机里开始滴淌出来,Incarnadinerug,
染红了地毯,Simultaneouslystartsto spreadslowly.
同时开始慢慢地蔓延出去。In the living room, is filling the strongsmell of blood, revolting.
客厅里,弥漫着浓重的血腥味,令人作呕。immediately afterward,紧接着,Bruised and lacerated , and bodyties the arms the man's of chainsslowly changingfrom the televisionto be big, then, heput out a hand, digs upto drawin the televisionfestivalshell, the bodystartedto searchunceasingly.
一个皮开肉绽且身上绑着锁链的男子从电视机里慢慢地变大,而后,他伸出手,扒拉在了电视节壳上,身子开始不断地探出来。Hisheadgrows the horn,
他头上长角,Skinblood red,
皮肤血红,Part of placeazurepurple,
一部分地方还是青紫色的,
It looks like devil that crawlsfromunderworld,
就像是从地狱里爬出的恶魔,Howeverothers a dreamride the helicopterto be the same from the drawerwithduo, otherscrawlfrom the television.
不过人家跟哆啦a梦是从抽屉里坐直升机一样,人家是从电视机里爬出来的。
The Zhou Ze’sbreathis slowly rapid, althoughthisdevil his trueunderworldghost messengerhas not really seen, the imposing manner of buton the opposite partysending out, actuallycompared the beforehandwhite bonesessenceto be strongerincessantly a level.周泽的呼吸慢慢地急促起来,虽说这一款恶魔他这个真正的地狱鬼差还真没见过,但对方身上所散发出来的气势,却比之前的白骨精要强了不止一个层次。To be honest,
老实说,Did not haveoneselfwithin the bodythatconsciousnessto help itselfopenhangs,
没了自己体内那个意识可以帮自己开挂,
When BossZhoufacingthisopponent, a littlefeels weakto feel timidat heartunavoidably.
周老板面对这种对手时,心里难免有点发虚犯怵。Opens the day of hangingisveryhappy, at leastyouhave the energy.
开挂的日子还是很美好的,至少你心里有底气。Is ready in full battle array,
严阵以待,Is ready,
蓄势待发,Is staring at the opposite partypatiently.
耐心地盯着对方。Opposite partylooks atZhou Zewhileis grinning fiendishly,
对方一边看着周泽一边狞笑着,Slowlystartsto turn outfrominside,
慢慢地从里头开始翻出,Firstis the head,
先是头,Againis the neck,
再是脖子,Afterwardis the shoulder............
随后是肩膀…………..................
………………
„ How longyouspecial a ghostcrawlsyouto wantwaterfrom the television,
“你特么一头鬼从电视机里爬出来你要水多久啊,Othersmustlook at the pen,
人家要看笔啊,Mustlook at the pen! ”
要看笔啊!”„Hiss! Hiss!”
“嘶啦!嘶啦!”Violentyingopensdecisivelyrips!
暴力嘤果断开撕!..................
………………„Come, Iam waiting foryou.”Zhou Zeis thinkingat heart, simultaneously the visionhas stared in the televisionto crawlhalf offellows.
“来吧,我等着你。”周泽在心里想着,同时目光一直盯着电视机里已经爬出一半的家伙。Deep breath,
深呼吸,Adjustmentmood,
调整情绪,Adjustmentcondition,
调整状态,Come,
来吧,Come......
来吧……However,
然而,Suddenlylooks likelooked that the oldvcdmoviedishwas uncleanhasto wear was the same,
忽然之间就像是看老vcd影片碟子不干净有磨损了一样,That the devilspeed of the televisioncrawlingslowed downall of a sudden, moreoveris keepingmaking the ghostlivestockgeneralfasttwitch.
那个从电视机爬出来的恶魔速度一下子变慢了下来,而且还在不停地做着鬼畜一般的快速抽动。„DDDdrop...... honktoot toot............DDDdrop............toot toottoot toot............”
“滴滴滴滴……嘟嘟嘟…………滴滴滴滴…………嘟嘟嘟嘟…………”A whilecrawls a whileto shrink,
一会儿爬出来一点一会儿缩回去一点,Back and forth,
来来回回,slow the convulsion was the same.
卡顿了抽风一样。Arrivedfinally,
到最后,Onlyhearsone„ka!”
只听得一声“咔!”
The halfbodydirectwas motionlessininsidedevil outside halfbody,
半截身子在外头半截身子在里头的恶魔直接不动了,Headonecrooked,
脑袋一歪,Leaned,
侧了下去,
The mouthopens,
嘴巴张开,
The tongueputs out,
舌头吐出,Hisquilt............
他被…………Deactivation!
卡死了!„............”BossZhou.
“…………”周老板。
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