LNBH :: Volume #3

#291: Dry an parched


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Hey, prepares food.” “喂,做饭。” In the bookstore, little loli sits in Boss Zhou most the position that by the window likes sitting, in the hand takes a Revista Economica to glance through at will. 书店里,小luoli坐在周老板最喜欢坐的靠窗的位置,手里拿着一本经济杂志随意地翻阅着。 Flips, 翻着翻着, She was hungry, 她饿了, Since were hungry, 既然饿了, Must eat meal. 就得吃饭。 However, in the bookstore present Zhou Ze is not, that moe the zombie is not at stupid, 然而,书店里现在周泽不在,那头蠢萌僵尸也不在, Female cooks also in stupor, 厨娘还在昏迷, Dies to wait on also in the long grass, 死侍还在长草, Only is left over old daoist this living person. 只剩下老道这个活人。 old daoist curls the lip, without responding her, his little while is taking small bathtub the monkey to pound to take a bath to oneself, the dinner he when has eaten on the road, guest who that Officer stretch/open invited. 老道撇撇嘴,没搭理她,他这会儿正拿着小澡盆子在给自家猴砸洗澡呢,晚饭他在回来时就在路上吃过了,还是那位张警官请的客。 little loli routinely wants to be angry, 小luoli习惯性地想生气, She thought that oneself day passed more and more went back, 她觉得自己的日子过得越来越回去了, Initially Zhou Ze can only work as a small quail when her front, the life and death pinches in own palm, 当初周泽在她面前时只能当一只小鹌鹑,生死都捏在自己手心里, But now, 而现在, The Zhou Ze following doing odd jobs old man dares not bird unexpectedly. 周泽下面一个打杂的老头居然都敢不鸟自己。 Puts out the cell phone reluctantly, selected to go the software, a preparation meal. 无奈地拿出手机,点开了外卖软件,准备点个餐。 Squeak squeak squeak ............ “吱吱吱…………” The monkey in bathtub dances with joy suddenly. 澡盆里的猴子忽然手舞足蹈起来。 !” !” old daoist was patting to the monkey head, obediently takes a bath, should not be mischievous, after you think, long louse? Later must breed to you, how precious time, you made the person my mother monkey catch the louse to delay the larger part to you finally, didn't feel fortunately?” 老道对着猴子脑袋拍了一下,“乖乖洗澡,别调皮,你想以后自己身上长虱子么?以后还得给你配种呢,多么珍贵的时间,结果你让人家母猴子给你抓虱子耽搁了一大半,不觉得亏得慌?” The monkey is covering the head, is very suffering. 猴子捂着脑袋,很是委屈。 little loli put down the cell phone, she saw, out the bookstore glass, the white cat crawls there. 小luoli则是放下了手机,她看见了,书店玻璃门外,有一只白猫匍匐在那里。 The white cat should be a stray cat, the body is dirty, moreover there are several wounds. 白猫应该是一只野猫吧,身上脏兮兮的,而且有好几处伤口。 From the beginning, little loli has not cared, but the cry of monkey reminded her, making her look at several to that white cat. 一开始,小luoli没在意,但猴子的叫声提醒了她,让她对那白猫多看了几眼。 Afterward, 随后, She discovered is not right. 她发现了不对。 Sets out, gets to the entrance, opened the glass door. 起身,走到门口,打开了玻璃门。 The white cat raised the head, looks at little loli, looks the color of fear, starts to tow the exhausted body retreat subconsciously. 白猫抬起头,看着小luoli,面露畏惧之色,下意识地开始拖着疲惫的身体后退。 Monster?” “妖?” little loli bends the waist immediately, hugs the white cat in the bosom, then arrives at the bar, places there it. 小luoli马上弯下腰,将白猫抱在怀中,而后走到吧台边上,将其放在那里。 Two hands held the former claw of white cat, raises to turn it, examined back and forth several, the cat face was red, seems very ashamed and resentful. 两只手抓住了白猫的前爪,把它掀过来翻过去,来来回回查看了几遍,猫脸都红了,显得很是羞愤。 Is female.” “是母的。” little loli knits the brows slightly. 小luoli微微皱眉。 This anything monster, obviously is a fox.” “这什么妖啊,明明是一只狐狸。” old daoist just gave the monkey to scrub the body to walk, swept white cat on a bar to say directly. 老道刚给猴子擦好了身子走过来,扫了一眼吧台上的白猫直接说道。 Fox?” “狐狸?” Right, fox, but the tail trimmed off, this motherfucker is also strange, did this year fox also same participate in the beauty contest with corgi?” “对啊,狐狸,不过尾巴被人剪掉了,这他娘的也是奇怪,这年头狐狸也得跟柯基一样参加选美了吗?” The arctic fox side was excessive, looks to the old man, grins, revealed the tooth, sent out hissss the sound, has meaning of the threat. 白狐侧过头,看向了老头,咧开嘴,露出了牙齿,发出了“嘶嘶嘶”的声音,带着一种威胁之意。 Squeak squeak squeak!” “吱吱吱!” Washed the clean fragrant monkey to pound immediately jumped up the bar, was staring to the fox! 洗得干干净净香喷喷的猴砸马上跳上了吧台,对着狐狸瞪了回去! The color of old daoist table of contents thinking, thought of anything probably, immediately squats, looks at the fox on bar, the doubts said: 老道目录思索之色,像是想到了什么,马上蹲下来,看着吧台上的狐狸,疑惑道: Office?” “会所?” The fox nods. 狐狸点了点头。 Mother!” “娘咧!” old daoist frightens immediately backs up several steps, the whole person fell directly sits on the ground. 老道当即吓得倒退好几步,整个人直接摔坐在了地上。 Was injured, abandoned the magical skill, the tail did not have, what vigor do you fear?” little loli disdain swept old daoist very much, points at front arctic fox saying: At present you think that red-roast steams or renounces, comes a furin she also only to be able directly, no matter what you act.” “被人伤了,废了道行了,尾巴都没了,你怕个什么劲儿?”小luoli很不屑地扫了一眼老道,指着面前的白狐道:“眼下你想红烧还是清蒸又或者更决绝点,直接来一场不伦她也只能任你施为。” The arctic fox looks at little loli, looks to flatter the color of hope. 白狐看着小luoli,面露讨好祈求之色。 The fox most will cultivate the behavior, 狐狸最会做人, People will be called as these live time long life philosophy rich old men for...... the old fox frequently, is this truth. 人们常常会把那些活的时间长人生哲理丰富的老者称作为……老狐狸,也是这个道理。 The fox is clear, in this bookstore, oneself present needs to flatter anyone. 狐狸清楚,在这个书店里,自己眼下需要讨好谁。 In fact, 事实上, She really did not have the place to go , after crossing long-term drifting about destitute, unavoidablily lowers the head, found this bookstore, wants to turn to Zhou Ze. 她也是实在没地方可以去了,又过了很长时间的颠沛流离之后,才不得已低下头,找到了这家书店,想来投靠一下周泽 But who knows, 但谁知道, She comes unfortunately, 她来得不巧, Boss Zhou is not in the shop at this time, 周老板此时不在店里, In the shop has a little girl, 店里有一个小女孩, But this little girl will not sprout thing two bright sparkling who favors and so on to anything. 但这个小女孩可不会对什么萌宠之类的东西两眼亮晶晶。 Takes a bath to her, the body stank to high heaven, she is looks for Zhou Ze’s, lets her just wait.” “给她洗个澡,身上臭死了,她是来找周泽的,让她等着吧。” little loli decided finally did not overstep authority and get involved in another's affairs, Zhou Ze that salt fish has this collection hobby in any case, likes toward the place collection all kinds of things that oneself live. 小luoli最终还是决定不去越俎代庖了,反正周泽那条咸鱼有这种收集癖,喜欢往自己住的地方收集各种各样的东西。 Takes a bath?” “洗澡?” old daoist gawked, then walked. 老道愣了一下,然后走了过来。 The fox frightens non-stop retroceding, 狐狸吓得不停后退, Although on this fox has not put on clothes anything, is almost the light the body, but made old daoist look at this time after makes old daoist help itself take a bath, this is two completely different concepts. 虽说这狐狸身上也没穿衣服啥的吧,几乎算是光着身子,但这时候让老道看和之后让老道帮自己洗澡,这是两种完全不同的概念。 Repairing is over hundred years foxes, must be shouted the ancestor in the ethnic group by younger generation, past she even can with Yuan Shikai evening deep attachment affectionate, how possibly make old daoist so blaspheme oneself body. 修为百年以上的狐妖,在族群里都得被小字辈儿们喊老祖宗了,当年的她甚至能和袁世凯一夕缱绻,怎么可能让老道这般亵渎了自己的身子。 Thinks after own body water penetration, turns into the appearance of depilate chicken to by this old daoist entire journey be witnessed, 一想到自己身子进水之后变成脱毛鸡的样子要被这个老道全程目睹, Fox 1000 10,000 do not want. 狐狸就一千个一万个不愿意。 old daoist actually does not dare, 老道其实也不敢, Mother, 妈的, This is the fox! 这是狐妖啊! Initially oneself had been repaired by her, even if pulled out the phoenix of wool to be inferior to the chicken, but after who can confirm this goods, can't recover again? 当初自己就被她修理过,哪怕拔了毛的凤凰不如鸡,但谁能确认这货以后不能再复原? Only if cook to her now ate, lets her gg thoroughly, otherwise old daoist does not dare to blaspheme her absolutely. 除非现在自己给她炖了吃了,彻底让她gg,否则老道绝对不敢去亵渎她。 Eh, you go, for you how do I go to buy the food?” old daoist said to little loli. “额,还是你去吧,我去给你买饭咋样?”老道小luoli道。 A little loli face does not want. 小luoli一脸的不愿意。 Boss is very interested in her, initially in office, hehe.” “老板对她挺感兴趣的,当初在会所里,嘿嘿。” old daoist is saying while signals with the eyes to that fox. 老道一边说着一边对那狐狸使眼色。 In the fox eye also revealed the gratitude. 狐狸眼里也露出了感激。 She knows, this old daoist is adding the play to oneself, pulls the fierce appearance to make the coat to oneself. 她知道,这老道是在给自己加戏,给自己扯虎皮做大衣。 Zhou Ze?” 周泽?” A little loli face doubt looks to old daoist, 小luoli一脸狐疑地看向老道, Is clearly asking, 分明是在问, Zhou Ze has that being interested ability? 周泽有那个“感兴趣”的能力? Absolutely true!” “千真万确!” old daoist patted striking one's chest, 老道拍了拍胸脯, Therefore, you receive to select tired, helping her handle.” “所以,您就受点累,帮她打理一下吧。” How I felt that you are flickering I?” “我怎么感觉你是在忽悠我?” If Zhou Ze really likes this fox, then oneself as the subordinate, should show good will to her naturally, taking a bath, is not anything. 如果周泽真的喜欢这只狐妖,那么自己作为手下,理所应当地应该给她示好,洗个澡,不算什么。 How I dare to deceive you, you think that “我怎么敢骗您呢,你想啊, The boss is not interested in the zombie, 老板对僵尸不感兴趣, It is not interested in the man, 对男人不感兴趣, It is not interested in the maiden, 对处女不感兴趣, What thing can he in be interested? ” 他总得对什么东西感兴趣吧?” Therefore, he is interested in the monster?” “所以,他就对妖感兴趣?” Yeah, you look at that aunt milk, initially the boss and she did not have the enmity without the injustice, why can receive her? This is not understanding!” “可不是嘛,你看那八姑奶,当初老板和她无冤无仇的,为什么要收了她?这不是明白着嘛!” little loli eye of reveal panic-stricken color. 小luoli目露惊恐之色。 This truth, 这个真相, Quite fearful. 好可怕。 old daoist said, at heart is also panic-stricken, 老道说完后心里也是一阵惊恐, Then has a look subconsciously, 下意识地回头看看, , 呼, Fortunately, 还好, Boss this time has not appeared like the ghost in behind oneself suddenly. 这次老板没有像鬼一样忽然出现在自己身后 Well, 咦, It is not right, 不对, The boss is a ghost. 老板本来就是一个鬼。 little loli shakes the head, 小luoli摇摇头, Raised the fox to enter the bathroom. 提着狐狸进了卫生间。 old daoist hugs the monkey to pound to sit behind the bar, after helping little loli select went, the peanut and white liquor, with the monkey pound your grain of my grain of place to have a drink together. 老道搂着猴砸坐在吧台后面,帮小luoli点了一份外卖后,自顾自地就着花生和白酒,跟猴砸你一粒我一粒地对饮着。 Regarding old daoist, goes to work in the reading room, is quite therefore caring for the aged. 对于老道来说,在书屋上班,相当于是在养老了。 Initially he chose to follow a boss in Chengdu, to experience can generally regularly damn stimulation, 当初在蓉城他选择跟上一任老板,是为了体验一般隔三差五就能见鬼的刺激, this time with Zhou Ze, stays in the reading room, the following Tang poem they have not gone to Shanghai, is actually he was also clear, he was old, was tired, is for a lifetime bumpy, is widely traveled, 这次周泽,在书屋待下去,没跟着唐诗他们去上海,其实也是他自个儿清楚,他老了,也累了,一辈子颠簸,走南闯北的, Great storms have seen, 大风大浪见过, The will of the people have seen dangerously, 人心险恶见过, The ghosts have also seen, 鬼也见过了, Is thinking calmly and steadily. 就想着安稳一点。 In this „the family/home of salt fish, 在这“咸鱼之家”, oh, , It is not right, 不对, In this Late Night Book House, 在这“深夜书屋”里, He can obtain the biggest calmness and steadiness, is not arid, but is not tired, looks at cheerfully the setting sun of life . 他能得到最大的安稳,不枯燥,但也不累,乐呵乐呵地把人生的夕阳看完,也就得了。 Squeak squeak squeak!” “吱吱吱!” The monkey called suddenly. 猴子忽然叫了起来。 old daoist narrowed the eyes because of drinking, but some flood red eyes, put out the good tears, wiped, seeing the entrance to stand a pair of old person, a man and a woman. 老道眯了眯因为喝酒而有些泛红的眼睛,拿出了牛眼泪,抹了一下,看见门口站着一对老人,一男一女。 The men and women supported by the arm mutually, walked. 男女互相搀扶,走了进来。 old daoist stands up, hints them to walk, then behind went to prepare several hors d'oeuvres to place on the small wooden table of passenger compartment, but also poured to take three glasses of rice wines. 老道站起身,示意他们走进来,然后去后面准备了几个冷盘摆放在包间的小木桌上,还倒上了三杯米酒。 This sat in the small table to the old couple, 这对老夫妻在小桌边坐了下来, old daoist raises glass, 老道举杯, Drinks with them slowly. 和他们慢慢地喝酒。 Everyone is chatting the daily family activity, 大家聊着家常, Was saying some idle talk that the person of this age can speak. 说着这个年纪的人才会说的一些废话。 The time is changing, 时代在变, The people are also changing, 人也在变, Died of old age also died of old age. 老去了也就老去了。 old daoist and they chatted some little time, 老道和他们聊了好一会儿, Knows the old man is eight days ago dies, but the old woman after the old man dies a day dies, 才知道老头是八天前死的,而老太是在老头死后一天死的, old man and other old women, 老头在等老太, The old woman is pursuing the old man, 老太在追老头, After the old woman crossed seventh day after death, 等老太过了头七之后, Parents together hand in hand, 二老一起携手, Proceeds together, 一起往前走, Is walking, 走着走着, Got to the bookstore entrance. 就走到了书店门口。 old daoist and they chatted the beforehand matter, 老道和他们聊以前的事儿, Listens to them to chat the child, 听他们聊孩子, Listens to them to speak the grandson, 听他们讲孙子, House that before listening they said that lives, house that now lives. 听他们讲以前住的房子,现在住的房子。 old daoist does not have the children, but also hears with great interest, once for a while picks a tea to do or the shelled peanut throws into the mouth, slowly is chewing. 老道没子女,但也听得津津有味,时不时地捡块茶干或者花生米丢入嘴里,慢慢地嘴嚼着。 The liquor continued twice, 酒续了两次, The shelled peanut also bottomed, 花生米也见底了, At this time, 这时候, The gate of bathroom was shoved open, 卫生间的门被推开, little loli raises is washing cleanly, and air-dried the arctic fox of hair to walk. 小luoli提着洗干净且吹干了毛发的白狐走了出来。 little loli shuts out this reading room environment very much, 小luoli是很嫌弃这个书屋环境的, Also is the monkey is the fox, 又是猴子又是狐狸的, Putting in order is like the zoo, 整得跟动物园一样, Moreover treasures the protect animals, person Boss Zhou who the small advantage does not violate the law has not adopted happily. 而且一个个都是珍惜保护动物,便宜不犯法的人周老板还不高兴收养。 Refers to the uncertain later reading room also presenting the panda Manchurian tiger this class thing. 指不定以后书屋里还会出现大熊猫东北虎这类的东西。 Puts down the fox, 放下狐狸, little loli arrived at the passenger compartment, puts out a hand to knock on a door, 小luoli走到了包间,伸手敲了敲门, Ate to drink, this/should starting off.” “吃好喝好了么,该上路了。” old man old woman sets out together, said goodbye with old daoist. 老头老太一起起身,跟老道告别。 Big brother, the big sister-in-law, walks.” “大哥,大嫂子,走好啊。” old daoist also waves to them. 老道对他们也挥手。 little loli opens mouth, 小luoli张开嘴, The tongue spits, 舌头吐出来, Lays out just like the meat red rug, 宛若肉红色的地毯铺陈开去, Order of the Netherworld, the Yellow Springs may cross ............ 阴司有序,黄泉可渡…………” The old man is pulling with the old woman hand, 老头跟老太手牵着, They supported were passing through the most lifetime, 他们扶持着走过了大半辈子, Now must continue to support to continue, 现在还得继续扶持着继续走下去, The road is long, 路还长, Also can walk for a long time for a long time. 还能走好久好久呢。 When delivered two people to get down, 等到送了二人下去, little loli took back the tongue, 小luoli收回了舌头, A little happy, 有点开心, A little happy, 有点高兴, It is not at while Boss Zhou, 趁着周老板不在, Made a business secretly, 偷偷做成了一笔生意, Twists own, 绩点还是自己的, Delicious. 美滋滋。 When is rubbing also while convenient continually pinches the fox fur/superficial knowledge becomes before takes a bath was gentler. 顺带着连揉捏狐狸皮毛时也变得比之前洗澡时温柔了许多。 old daoist sighed, sits behind the bar, 老道叹了口气,坐回了吧台后面, Starts to continue to drink. 开始继续喝酒。 The monkey pounds to jump to the old daoist shoulder on, 猴砸跳到老道肩膀上, Gives him to beat the shoulder. 给他捶着肩膀。 Tonight surnamed Zhou doesn't come back?” little loli asked. “姓周的今晚是不回来了啊?”小luoli问道。 Enemy, was supposing, went two people of the world with Yingying together.” “对头,估摸着是吧,跟莺莺一起去过二人世界去了。” Salt fish is the salt fish, living in a villa thought that is what great happiness matter is the same, I in the past ............ “咸鱼就是咸鱼,住个别墅就觉得是什么大喜事儿一样,我当年…………” At this point, 说到这里, little loli did not say that 小luoli不说了, Also in the past, 再说当年, No meaning. 没什么意思了。 Should not take, with, the God will find the opportunity to spit to you.” “不该拿的,拿多了,老天爷会给你找机会吐出来的。” Hears this saying, the little loli complexion sinks, is staring at the old daoist back. 听到这话,小luoli脸色一沉,盯着老道的背影。 old daoist sipped white liquor, 老道又抿了一口白酒, Smacks the lips, 咂咂嘴, whether or not thought that I now am somewhat immeasurably deep? 是不是觉得我现在有些深不可测? Hehe. ” 嘿嘿。”
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