BossZhoufeltoneselfwantedinsanely,
周老板觉得自己要疯了,White bonesessence that from the beginningpresents,
一开始出现的白骨精,
Very normalwoman of letters, finallysuddenlyturned into the mental illness,
原本是一个很正常的女作家,结果忽然变成了神经病,Butothersmental illnessat leastexplanations , is not incomprehensible,
但人家那个神经病至少有一个解释,也不是不能理解,Moreoverothersalsoimplementedto completeownmission,
而且人家也贯彻完成了自己的使命,Sheappeared,
她出现了,Shetook the bladeto cut itself,
她拿刀砍自己了,Herbonereallyhard!
她骨头真特么硬!Butothersfinished what one starts,
但人家有始有终了,Othersdo right by the price of oneselfdragon embroidered costume,
人家对得起自己龙套的价钱,Othersare conscientious,
人家兢兢业业勤勤恳恳,Nowis still twitchingin the narrowingcorner of bathroom!
现在还在卫生间的逼仄角落里抽搐着呢!Even iflenstoher, butshecontinuesmeto pull outmeusually, manifested the extremelyhighaccomplishment.
哪怕镜头给不到她,但她继续我抽我素,体现了极高的素养。Butyouspecialthishandiswhatghost,
但你特么这只手是什么鬼,
The cat that onlyhangs oneselfiswhatghost,
那只上吊的猫是什么鬼,Thiswas more exaggerating,
还有这个更夸张了,Earlier the upholsteryis so flamboyant,
前期铺垫这么牛逼,Lookedis the stance that bigbossmustenter the stage,
一看就是大boss要出场的架势,Light,
灯光啊,Special effect,
特效啊,Blood plasma,
血浆啊,Cost,
成本啊,Scene,
场面啊,Spentso manyso many,
花费了那么多那么多,
The resultseemed like the power cutsamedeactivationin the television,
结果像是停电一样卡死在了电视机里,Youarecomefunny!
你是来搞笑的么!
The haunted house in amusement parkis also more specialized than you!
游乐园里的鬼屋也比你专业啊!ButBossZhouobviouslymisjudged the formvery much,
但周老板很明显地错判了形式,Then,
接下来,
The hardfactstartsto showtohim,
铁一般的事实开始向他证明,Funny,
搞笑,Does not have the lower limit!
是没有下限的!Weexcept forabsurd,
我们除了荒谬,Is absurder!
还有更荒谬!Inside the sofarunssuddenlybigpile of snakes,
沙发里头忽然跑出来一大堆蛇,ButbeforeBossZhouactuallynotdetected,
而之前周老板却毫无察觉,
After merelythesesnakescome out, startsto playto explode the body,只是这些蛇出来之后就开始玩儿爆体,One after anotherfromexploding,
一个接着一个自爆,Probably being able to look on the bright side of thingcollectiveruns the suicideto be the same,
像是想不开集体跑出来自杀一样,
The sceneseriouslyisbloodysolemn and stirring!
场面当真是血腥悲壮!BossZhouwas splashedbythissnakebloodrepeatedly,
周老板被这蛇血溅了一遍又一遍,Dumb as a wooden chicken.
呆若木鸡。Afterward,
随后,Under the rugcrawls a giantcentipede, then the centipedestood erect the body, butthenseemed like the vertebrato have problems was the same, bodyonecrooked,
地毯下面爬出来一只巨大的蜈蚣,而后蜈蚣竖立起了身子,但接下来像是脊椎出问题了一样,身子一歪,Hungdirectly!
直接挂了!Afterward,
随后,On the wallstartsto present the ghost,
墙壁上开始出现鬼影,Built the denseimposing manner,
营造出了森然的气势,
But how laterdoes not know,
但随后不知道怎么的,
The lampstartedsuddenly,
灯忽然自己开了,Theseghostsaftersending outsad and shrillpitiful yell,
这些鬼影在发出凄厉的惨叫之后,
The collectivevanishes into thin air!
集体烟消云散!Thenalsohas...... alsohas............alsohas............
接下来还有……还有…………还有…………BossZhoulooks like a viewerto be the same,
周老板就像是一个看客一样,Standsin the living roomcenter,
站在客厅中央,Looks atthisgroup of ghostthing,
看着这帮鬼物们,Yousangmeto mount the stage,
你方唱罢我登台,Does not needBossZhouto act,
根本就不用周老板自己出手,Theyplayedoneself.
它们自个儿就把自个儿玩死了。Eventofinally,
甚至到最后,After the newghostthingcomes out,
当新的鬼物出来之后,BossZhouis not anxious,
周老板一点都不紧张,Evenstartsto guess how thisghostwill playhe himself.
甚至开始猜测这只鬼会怎么玩儿死他自己。Respondsadds the ten pointstooneself!
答对给自己加十分!BossZhoupledged,
周老板发誓,Even ifheis since ghost messenger,
他哪怕是自从当鬼差之后,Does not haveto seeso manygrotesqueghosts and demonsin one day all of a sudden,
也没有在一天之内一下子见到这么多奇形怪状的鬼魅,Has the characteristicsrespectively,
各有特色,Various,
各不相同,Moreoverincludingway of autonomysuicide,
而且连自残自杀的方式,Eachhas the fresh ideavery much!
每个都很有新意!..................
………………
„ Is mother, concerned about face!
“妈的,要不要脸啊!Cannot understand the common knowledge of science!
懂不懂一点科学常识啊!
A yourvilla,
你一个别墅,Wherecomesso manyghosts!
哪里来这么多鬼啊!Alsoone after another,
还一个接着一个的,Whenyouyourhereis«Journey to the West»! ”
你当你这里是《西游记》啊!”Bai Yingyingcomplainedwhilerips,白莺莺一边吐槽一边撕,
A ghostcomes outto rip, the nextghostcomes outto continueto rip!
一个鬼出来就撕,下一个鬼出来就继续撕!
The manpowerspeeds up the progressin any case,
反正人工加快进度,Lettheseuselessplotdirectkacha!
让那些没用的剧情直接咔嚓!Ripsis ripping,
撕着撕着,Bai Yingyingstopped the hand,白莺莺停下了手,Well,
咦,Thisprobablya little not generaloh:
这个好像有点不一般哦:
„ WhyIdo not know, will seeso manyghostsinthisvilla, so manyinconceivablethings, as ifmyfamily/hometurned into«MuseumMarvelousNight» is the same.
“我不知道为什么,会在这栋别墅里看见这么多的鬼,这么多不可思议的事情,仿佛我的家变成了《博物馆奇妙夜》一样。Whilemytimesflee like a scared rat, whenmyplaceswere actually frightenedscreamno oneto pay attention, whenIalmostwant the mindto collapse.
正当我一次次抱头鼠窜,当我一次次地被吓得尖叫却无人理会,当我几乎要心神崩溃的时候。Mybehindshadow,
我身后的影子,Slowlysuddenlystood,
忽然慢慢地站了起来,Inhishand,
在他的手上,Is taking a pen,
正拿着一支笔,
A fountain pen,
一支钢笔,Heseems like writinganything, seems like smilingtome............ ”
他像是在写着什么,又像是在对我笑…………”„Emmm............ the pencamefinally.”
“emmm…………笔终于来了。”Bai Yingyingstoppedripping the bookactionfinally, startedto lookearnestly,白莺莺终于停止了撕书行动,开始认真看了起来,
What a pityisthisis the entitybook,
可惜的是这是实体书,
If the electrical documentedition,
如果是电子文档版本,YingyingcanKangQiujiacaressdirectly,
莺莺就可以直接康秋加爱抚,Direct search„pen”canbe clear at a glance.
直接搜索“笔”就能一目了然了。
The presentwasto ripYingyinghandis sour!
现在是撕得莺莺手都酸了!..................
………………BossZhouis smoking,
周老板抽着烟,Smilesto look atcloudwoolpackstretch/leisurely,
笑看云卷云舒,
An aloofstance.
一副超然物外的姿态。
It looks like Richie Rensongsuch in singing„a wavenot to subside, a waveattacks............”
就像是任贤齐歌里的唱的那样“一波还未平息,一波又来侵袭…………”
A wave, BossZhouis wave after wave numb.
一波一波接着一波,周老板已然麻木。Committed suicideafter the bewilderedwayinformerthatghostbrother,
在之前那位鬼兄又以莫名其妙的方式自裁之后,Zhou Zeshot the cigarette ash,周泽弹了弹烟灰,Seesto open itselfto appearwith the lampstartsto climbslowlyin the shadow of ground, turned into the block diagramfrom the horizontal plan.
看见随着灯打开自己出现在地上的影子开始慢慢地爬升起来,从平面图变成了立体图。Brotherdai!
兄嘚!Howyoumustplay itself!
你要怎么玩死自己啊!Zhou Zeis thinkingat heart.周泽在心里想着。Then,
然后,Zhou Zesees,周泽看见,Onthisshadowtakesthing,
这个影子手上所拿着的东西,............Fountain pen!
一支…………钢笔!Pen?
笔?Compels?
逼?B?
b?In an instant,
刹那间,Zhou Zethought throughanythingprobably!周泽像是想通了什么!Lyingtrough,
卧槽,Thisis the key of collapsing!
这是破局的关键啊!Zhou Zeputs out a handto snatchthispenimmediately.周泽马上伸手去抢这支笔。Hehad the Yin-Yangbook,
他有阴阳冊了,Butcorrespondswith the Yin-Yangbook,
而与阴阳冊对应的,Thenis the judgepen!
则是判官笔!
……
难道,
Is thislosesin the judgepen of the world of the living?
这是遗落在阳间的判官笔?Was,
是了,
When Zhou Zerecalledto face the Yin-Yangbooksceneinitially,周泽回忆起了当初面对阴阳冊时的情景,Alsoonly then the judgepen, canhavesimilarability, moreoverin the authenticity, planshigh!
也就只有判官笔,才能拥有类似的能力,而且在真实性上,更高一筹!However,
然而,Thisshadowdoes not haveobedientlyto commit suicide,
这个影子却没有乖乖地自杀,WhenZhou Zethrows,
在周泽扑上来时,Itstartsto escapeon own initiative.
它开始主动地逃跑。Ranwhilesends out the manto pinch the high-pitched and finesound that the throatis proposing:
一边跑一边发出了男人掐着嗓子提起来的尖细声音:„Hehe, youcatchme, hehe, youcatchme, catchesme, catchesme............”
“呵呵呵,你来抓我呀,呵呵呵,你来抓我呀,抓我呀,抓我呀…………”Thissoundis very disgusting,
这声音很是恶心,Hasteasingmeaning,
带着一种挑逗的意味,Those whomakeZhou Ze unable to bear,
更让周泽受不了的是,
The originalsound said of shadow,
影子的原声道,IshisZhou Ze’ssound!
是他周泽的声音!Mother,
妈的,Reallyis,
真的是,Quiteashamed!
好羞耻啊!
The shadowransecond floor, Zhou Zefollowedto catch up withsecond floor;
影子跑去了二楼,周泽跟着追上了二楼;
The shadowran up tofirst floor, Zhou Zefollowedto pursuefirst floor.
影子跑到了一楼,周泽跟着追到了一楼。
The villasaid that is far fromgreatlyin a big way,
别墅说大谈不上多大,Butabsolutelywas also big,
但也绝对不小了,BossZhouplayed the game of catcatch mousewiththisshadowin the villa.
周老板就跟着这个影子在别墅里玩起了猫捉老鼠的游戏。Arrivedfinally,
到最后,
The shadowturneddirectlyintoinside the bedroom,
影子直接拐入了卧室里头,BossZhoutramples the gate of bedroom,
周老板踹开卧室的门,Discovered that ownshadowis lyingon the bed, to the move,
发现自己的影子正躺在床上,对着自己招着手,„Come, Sir, plays, Sir............”
“来嘛,大爷,来玩嘛,大爷…………”Ownsound,
还是自己的声音,Thissoundstimulationresults in the Zhou Zecorner of the eyeblood vesselto revealclearly.
这声音刺激得周泽眼角血管都清晰显露出来。However,
然而,
In Zhou Zecannot helpthrowing,
就在周泽忍不住要扑上去时,Suddenly a dizziness, Zhou Zefeltownwhole personis keepinginvertingback and forth, probablyclosesin the ant of glass jar, but the glass jaris keepingswaying.
忽然间一阵天旋地转,周泽感觉自己整个人在不停地来回颠倒,像是关在玻璃瓶的蚂蚁,而玻璃瓶则是在不停地摇晃着。Thatshadow is also same, keepsleft and rightback and forth.
那个影子也是一样,不停地上上下下左左右右地来回。As iftwopeopleare sittingin the bus, but the busfell the cliffdirectly.
仿佛两个人正坐在大巴里,而大巴直接摔下了悬崖。..................
………………„Pen, plays! Stressing a shadowgraspsis so long, youare sick!”
“笔呢,玩儿呐!抓个影子抓这么久,你丫有病吧!”Yingyinggot angry,
莺莺怒了,Day,
天呐,Howthistype of bookis published,
这种书是怎么出版的,Everythingcontaminates the strangebook is very difficultto publish, is very easyto involveto publicize the feudal superstition the forbidden areato come up, person who orhasbeing jealoustakesthistopicto doyouintentionally.
凡是沾染上灵异的书都很难出版,很容易涉及到宣扬封建迷信的禁区上去,或者是有眼红的人故意拿这个话题去搞你。Therefore, even ifin the reading room, canpublishto place the terrifyingclassnovel on bookshelf is also a few in a few.
所以,哪怕是在书屋里,能出版出来放在书架上的恐怖类小说也是少数中的少数。Butthis«Pen tipNightmare»,
但这本《笔尖梦魇》,Your, sincepublished,
你丫的既然出版了,Smiles,
就偷着乐吧,Yourunexpectedlyalsosuchwater!
你丫的居然还这么水!„Rips! Rip! Rips!!!!!!!!!”
“撕!撕!撕!!!!!!!!!”Yingyingstartsto tearfast,
莺莺开始快速撕扯,this timeshemade a determined effort,这次她发狠了,Rippedlastdirectly,
直接撕到了最后一张,BecauseYingyingunderstood the repertoire of thisauthor, frontallwas the upholstery, allwas the idle talk, oneselfonlyneededto lookfinally, looked where finallythispenwent tooris putwherebecame!
因为莺莺算是懂了这个作者的套路,前面全是铺垫,全是废话,自己只需要看最后,看最后这个笔去哪里了或者是被放到哪里了就成了!As the matter stands,
这样一来,Yingyingis suddenly enlighted,
莺莺恍然大悟,Originaloneburnt the thickbook,
原来一本辣么厚的书,Onlyneedsto look atfirstandlast,
只需要看第一张和最后一张,Canlook.
就能看完了啊。..................
………………Plotacceleration,
剧情加速,Acceleratescrazed,
加速得让人丧心病狂,Zhou Zediscoveredowna whileinliving room, a whilein the bedroom, a whilein the bathroom, in brief, ineachplacewheel axle the revolutions, the moment can not stand still.周泽发现自己一会儿在客厅里,一会儿在卧室里,一会儿又在卫生间里,总之,在各个地方轮轴着转,片刻不得停歇。Tofinally,
一直到最后,Someprobablydirectorsshouted„stopping” is the same,
像是有导演喊了“停”一样,Zhou Zestopped,周泽停住了,Thatshadowalsostopped,
那个影子也停住了,Oneselfanditstandsin the balconytogether, the shadowwas keptforcingbyoneselfwith the steamroll, finallyfinallyarrived at the hopeless situation, hereabbreviated„100,000characters”outline,
自己和它一起站在阳台上,影子被自己不停地逼迫和碾压,最后终于走到了绝境,这里省略了“十万字”的概述,BecauseZhou Zehas not even seen clearlyinthissegmentKuaijinprocessexactlyspecificallywhat happenedwith enough time, butdefinitelyhada lotto be rightin brief.
因为连周泽都没来得及看清楚这段快进的过程中到底具体发生了什么事情,但总而言之肯定发生了很多事情就对了。
After stopping,
停下来之后,Zhou Zehas not been snatching the penanxiously,周泽没急着去抢笔,
The shadowdoes not haveanxiously the avoidance,
影子也没急着躲避,Zhou Zesquats, startsto retch, mother, transfersis dizzy.周泽蹲下来,开始干呕,妈的,转得头晕。
Is the shadowalso swaying, obviously, hedoes not feel bettervery much.
影子也在摇摇晃晃着,显然,他也很不好受。Rested the moment,
歇息了片刻,Zhou Zeputs out a handto snatch the pen,周泽伸手去抢笔,
The shadowloosened the hand, the penfell into the Zhou Zehand.
影子松开手,笔落入了周泽手中。„Attained!”
“拿到了!”Zhou Zeat heartonehappy.周泽心里一喜。
The shadowactuallysmiled,
影子却笑了,Smilesveryhappily,
笑得很是开心,
The girl who probably a smallschemeworks, is beatingyourchestlightly,
像是一个小计谋得逞的女孩,在轻捶你的胸口,Was complainingaskedyouto pay no attention toothers, askingyouto disagreeothersto play,
埋怨着叫你不理人家,叫你不和人家玩,
Before callingyou, asksothers the smallsweetpresentto callpeople the cattlemadame......
叫你以前叫人家小甜甜现在叫人家牛夫人……„Good, the penIattained.”
“好,笔我拿到了。”Zhou Zeis thinking aloud.周泽自言自语着。Thus,
这样,Cango out.
就可以出去了吧。Looksto squat there to smile the shadow of having chest pains while breathing,
看着已经蹲在那里笑到岔气的影子,Zhou Zeknits the browsslightly:周泽微微皱眉道:„Howto go out?”
“怎么出去?”Yes,
是啊,Howto leavehere.
到底怎么离开这里。„Pengaveyou, youdecided.”
“笔都给你了,你说了算啊。”„What?”
“什么?”............
…………Bai Yingyinglooked at the lastpage.白莺莺看完了最后一页。
„ Iasked the shadow, since the penhas attained, howIshouldleavehere, Ialsohad the person who Iloved outside I, Iwas impossibleto be strandedfor a lifetimehere.
“我问影子,既然笔已经拿到了,我该怎么离开这里,我还有我挚爱的人在外面等我,我不可能一辈子都被困在这里。Imustgo out,
我要出去,Ineedto go out,
我需要出去,I must go out!
我也必须出去!Butshadowmerelyis smilingtome, said the penalreadytome,
但影子只是对着我笑,说笔已经给我了,Then.................. ”
然后………………”Thisellipsisis not really abbreviating,
这个省略号不是真的在省略,Butislastchapter of lastlastlast of book,
而是书的最后一章的最后一张的最后一段的最后一句,Is„then............”
就是“然后…………”Bai Yingyingstaredin a big way the eye,白莺莺瞪大了眼睛,Looks at the last few words,
看着最后一句话,Shiverswith the hand of bookslightly,
拿书的手微微颤抖,Then,
然后,Shecrossed the book the back,
她翻过书的背面,Lookedcarefully,
仔细找了一下,Finallydiscovered before , detail that has not noticed:
终于发现了一个之前没注意到的细节:„«Pen tipNightmare»...... on.”
“《笔尖梦魇》……上。”This„on”character, tiny, slightlymay notcheck, only ifyousearch forspecially, otherwisebasiconattention.
这个“上”字,非常得渺小,微不可查,除非你特意去搜寻,否则根本就注意不到。
„ yīng yīng yīng,
“嘤嘤嘤,What to doto pinch,
怎么办捏,Thisbook,
这书,Only thenupside,
只有上部,Withoutlower part............ ”
没有下部啊…………”..................
………………
The shadowlooks atZhou Ze, continuedto smile, puts out a handto refer toZhou Zesaying:
影子看着周泽,继续笑着,伸手指了指周泽道:
„ Comes,
“来来来,
The pengivesyou,
笔给你,Youwrite............ ”
你来写啊…………”
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