Boss Zhou felt oneself wanted insanely, 周老板觉得自己要疯了, White bones essence that from the beginning presents, 一开始出现的白骨精, Very normal woman of letters, finally suddenly turned into the mental illness, 原本是一个很正常的女作家,结果忽然变成了神经病, But others mental illness at least explanations , is not incomprehensible, 但人家那个神经病至少有一个解释,也不是不能理解, Moreover others also implemented to complete own mission, 而且人家也贯彻完成了自己的使命, She appeared, 她出现了, She took the blade to cut itself, 她拿刀砍自己了, Her bone really hard! 她骨头真特么硬！ But others finished what one starts, 但人家有始有终了, Others do right by the price of oneself dragon embroidered costume, 人家对得起自己龙套的价钱, Others are conscientious, 人家兢兢业业勤勤恳恳, Now is still twitching in the narrowing corner of bathroom! 现在还在卫生间的逼仄角落里抽搐着呢！ Even if lens to her, but she continues me to pull out me usually, manifested the extremely high accomplishment. 哪怕镜头给不到她,但她继续我抽我素,体现了极高的素养。 But you special this hand is what ghost, 但你特么这只手是什么鬼, The cat that only hangs oneself is what ghost, 那只上吊的猫是什么鬼, This was more exaggerating, 还有这个更夸张了, Earlier the upholstery is so flamboyant, 前期铺垫这么牛逼, Looked is the stance that big boss must enter the stage, 一看就是大boss要出场的架势, Light, 灯光啊, Special effect, 特效啊, Blood plasma, 血浆啊, Cost, 成本啊, Scene, 场面啊, Spent so many so many, 花费了那么多那么多, The result seemed like the power cut same deactivation in the television, 结果像是停电一样卡死在了电视机里, You are come funny! 你是来搞笑的么！ The haunted house in amusement park is also more specialized than you! 游乐园里的鬼屋也比你专业啊！ But Boss Zhou obviously misjudged the form very much, 但周老板很明显地错判了形式, Then, 接下来, The hard fact starts to show to him, 铁一般的事实开始向他证明, Funny, 搞笑, Does not have the lower limit! 是没有下限的！ We except for absurd, 我们除了荒谬, Is absurder! 还有更荒谬！ Inside the sofa runs suddenly big pile of snakes, 沙发里头忽然跑出来一大堆蛇, But before Boss Zhou actually not detected, 而之前周老板却毫无察觉, After merely these snakes come out, starts to play to explode the body, 只是这些蛇出来之后就开始玩儿爆体, One after another from exploding, 一个接着一个自爆, Probably being able to look on the bright side of thing collective runs the suicide to be the same, 像是想不开集体跑出来自杀一样, The scene seriously is bloody solemn and stirring! 场面当真是血腥悲壮！ Boss Zhou was splashed by this snake blood repeatedly, 周老板被这蛇血溅了一遍又一遍, Dumb as a wooden chicken. 呆若木鸡。 Afterward, 随后, Under the rug crawls a giant centipede, then the centipede stood erect the body, but then seemed like the vertebra to have problems was the same, body one crooked, 地毯下面爬出来一只巨大的蜈蚣,而后蜈蚣竖立起了身子,但接下来像是脊椎出问题了一样,身子一歪, Hung directly! 直接挂了！ Afterward, 随后, On the wall starts to present the ghost, 墙壁上开始出现鬼影, Built the dense imposing manner, 营造出了森然的气势, But how later does not know, 但随后不知道怎么的, The lamp started suddenly, 灯忽然自己开了, These ghosts after sending out sad and shrill pitiful yell, 这些鬼影在发出凄厉的惨叫之后, The collective vanishes into thin air! 集体烟消云散！ Then also has...... also has ............ also has ............ 接下来还有……还有…………还有………… Boss Zhou looks like a viewer to be the same, 周老板就像是一个看客一样, Stands in the living room center, 站在客厅中央, Looks at this group of ghost thing, 看着这帮鬼物们, You sang me to mount the stage, 你方唱罢我登台, Does not need Boss Zhou to act, 根本就不用周老板自己出手, They played oneself. 它们自个儿就把自个儿玩死了。 Even to finally, 甚至到最后, After the new ghost thing comes out, 当新的鬼物出来之后, Boss Zhou is not anxious, 周老板一点都不紧张, Even starts to guess how this ghost will play he himself. 甚至开始猜测这只鬼会怎么玩儿死他自己。 Responds adds the ten points to oneself! 答对给自己加十分！ Boss Zhou pledged, 周老板发誓, Even if he is since ghost messenger, 他哪怕是自从当鬼差之后, Does not have to see so many grotesque ghosts and demons in one day all of a sudden, 也没有在一天之内一下子见到这么多奇形怪状的鬼魅, Has the characteristics respectively, 各有特色, Various, 各不相同, Moreover including way of autonomy suicide, 而且连自残自杀的方式, Each has the fresh idea very much! 每个都很有新意！ .................. ……………… „ Is mother, concerned about face! “妈的,要不要脸啊！ Cannot understand the common knowledge of science! 懂不懂一点科学常识啊！ A your villa, 你一个别墅, Where comes so many ghosts! 哪里来这么多鬼啊！ Also one after another, 还一个接着一个的, When you your here is «Journey to the West»! ” 你当你这里是《西游记》啊！” Bai Yingying complained while rips, 白莺莺一边吐槽一边撕, A ghost comes out to rip, the next ghost comes out to continue to rip! 一个鬼出来就撕,下一个鬼出来就继续撕！ The manpower speeds up the progress in any case, 反正人工加快进度, Let these useless plot direct kacha! 让那些没用的剧情直接咔嚓！ Rips is ripping, 撕着撕着, Bai Yingying stopped the hand, 白莺莺停下了手, Well, 咦, This probably a little not general oh: 这个好像有点不一般哦: „ Why I do not know, will see so many ghosts in this villa, so many inconceivable things, as if my family/home turned into «Museum Marvelous Night» is the same. “我不知道为什么,会在这栋别墅里看见这么多的鬼,这么多不可思议的事情,仿佛我的家变成了《博物馆奇妙夜》一样。 While my times flee like a scared rat, when my places were actually frightened scream no one to pay attention, when I almost want the mind to collapse. 正当我一次次抱头鼠窜,当我一次次地被吓得尖叫却无人理会,当我几乎要心神崩溃的时候。 My behind shadow, 我身后的影子, Slowly suddenly stood, 忽然慢慢地站了起来, In his hand, 在他的手上, Is taking a pen, 正拿着一支笔, A fountain pen, 一支钢笔, He seems like writing anything, seems like smiling to me ............ ” 他像是在写着什么,又像是在对我笑…………” „Emmm ............ the pen came finally.” “emmm…………笔终于来了。” Bai Yingying stopped ripping the book action finally, started to look earnestly, 白莺莺终于停止了撕书行动,开始认真看了起来, What a pity is this is the entity book, 可惜的是这是实体书, If the electrical document edition, 如果是电子文档版本, Yingying can Kang Qiujia caress directly, 莺莺就可以直接康秋加爱抚, Direct search „pen” can be clear at a glance. 直接搜索“笔”就能一目了然了。 The present was to rip Yingying hand is sour! 现在是撕得莺莺手都酸了！ .................. ……………… Boss Zhou is smoking, 周老板抽着烟, Smiles to look at cloud woolpack stretch/leisurely, 笑看云卷云舒, An aloof stance. 一副超然物外的姿态。 It looks like Richie Ren song such in singing „a wave not to subside, a wave attacks ............” 就像是任贤齐歌里的唱的那样“一波还未平息,一波又来侵袭…………” A wave, Boss Zhou is wave after wave numb. 一波一波接着一波,周老板已然麻木。 Committed suicide after the bewildered way in former that ghost brother, 在之前那位鬼兄又以莫名其妙的方式自裁之后, Zhou Ze shot the cigarette ash, 周泽弹了弹烟灰, Sees to open itself to appear with the lamp starts to climb slowly in the shadow of ground, turned into the block diagram from the horizontal plan. 看见随着灯打开自己出现在地上的影子开始慢慢地爬升起来,从平面图变成了立体图。 Brother dai! 兄嘚！ How you must play itself! 你要怎么玩死自己啊！ Zhou Ze is thinking at heart. 周泽在心里想着。 Then, 然后, Zhou Ze sees, 周泽看见, On this shadow takes thing, 这个影子手上所拿着的东西, ............ Fountain pen! 一支…………钢笔！ Pen? 笔？ Compels? 逼？ B? b？ In an instant, 刹那间, Zhou Ze thought through anything probably! 周泽像是想通了什么！ Lying trough, 卧槽, This is the key of collapsing! 这是破局的关键啊！ Zhou Ze puts out a hand to snatch this pen immediately. 周泽马上伸手去抢这支笔。 He had the Yin-Yang book, 他有阴阳冊了, But corresponds with the Yin-Yang book, 而与阴阳冊对应的, Then is the judge pen! 则是判官笔！ …… 难道, Is this loses in the judge pen of the world of the living? 这是遗落在阳间的判官笔？ Was, 是了, When Zhou Ze recalled to face the Yin-Yang book scene initially, 周泽回忆起了当初面对阴阳冊时的情景, Also only then the judge pen, can have similar ability, moreover in the authenticity, plans high! 也就只有判官笔,才能拥有类似的能力,而且在真实性上,更高一筹！ However, 然而, This shadow does not have obediently to commit suicide, 这个影子却没有乖乖地自杀, When Zhou Ze throws, 在周泽扑上来时, It starts to escape on own initiative. 它开始主动地逃跑。 Ran while sends out the man to pinch the high-pitched and fine sound that the throat is proposing: 一边跑一边发出了男人掐着嗓子提起来的尖细声音: „Hehe, you catch me, hehe, you catch me, catches me, catches me ............” “呵呵呵,你来抓我呀,呵呵呵,你来抓我呀,抓我呀,抓我呀…………” This sound is very disgusting, 这声音很是恶心, Has teasing meaning, 带着一种挑逗的意味, Those who make Zhou Ze unable to bear, 更让周泽受不了的是, The original sound said of shadow, 影子的原声道, Is his Zhou Ze’s sound! 是他周泽的声音！ Mother, 妈的, Really is, 真的是, Quite ashamed! 好羞耻啊！ The shadow ran second floor, Zhou Ze followed to catch up with second floor ; 影子跑去了二楼,周泽跟着追上了二楼; The shadow ran up to first floor, Zhou Ze followed to pursue first floor. 影子跑到了一楼,周泽跟着追到了一楼。 The villa said that is far from greatly in a big way, 别墅说大谈不上多大, But absolutely was also big, 但也绝对不小了, Boss Zhou played the game of cat catch mouse with this shadow in the villa. 周老板就跟着这个影子在别墅里玩起了猫捉老鼠的游戏。 Arrived finally, 到最后, The shadow turned directly into inside the bedroom, 影子直接拐入了卧室里头, Boss Zhou tramples the gate of bedroom, 周老板踹开卧室的门, Discovered that own shadow is lying on the bed, to the move, 发现自己的影子正躺在床上,对着自己招着手, „Come, Sir, plays, Sir ............” “来嘛,大爷,来玩嘛,大爷…………” Own sound, 还是自己的声音, This sound stimulation results in the Zhou Ze corner of the eye blood vessel to reveal clearly. 这声音刺激得周泽眼角血管都清晰显露出来。 However, 然而, In Zhou Ze cannot help throwing, 就在周泽忍不住要扑上去时, Suddenly a dizziness, Zhou Ze felt own whole person is keeping inverting back and forth, probably closes in the ant of glass jar, but the glass jar is keeping swaying. 忽然间一阵天旋地转,周泽感觉自己整个人在不停地来回颠倒,像是关在玻璃瓶的蚂蚁,而玻璃瓶则是在不停地摇晃着。 That shadow is also same, keeps left and right back and forth. 那个影子也是一样,不停地上上下下左左右右地来回。 As if two people are sitting in the bus, but the bus fell the cliff directly. 仿佛两个人正坐在大巴里,而大巴直接摔下了悬崖。 .................. ……………… „Pen, plays! Stressing a shadow grasps is so long, you are sick!” “笔呢,玩儿呐！抓个影子抓这么久,你丫有病吧！” Yingying got angry, 莺莺怒了, Day, 天呐, How this type of book is published, 这种书是怎么出版的, Everything contaminates the strange book is very difficult to publish, is very easy to involve to publicize the feudal superstition the forbidden area to come up, person who or has being jealous takes this topic to do you intentionally. 凡是沾染上灵异的书都很难出版,很容易涉及到宣扬封建迷信的禁区上去,或者是有眼红的人故意拿这个话题去搞你。 Therefore, even if in the reading room, can publish to place the terrifying class novel on bookshelf is also a few in a few. 所以,哪怕是在书屋里,能出版出来放在书架上的恐怖类小说也是少数中的少数。 But this «Pen tip Nightmare», 但这本《笔尖梦魇》, Your, since published, 你丫的既然出版了, Smiles, 就偷着乐吧, Your unexpectedly also such water! 你丫的居然还这么水！ „Rips! Rip! Rips!!!!!!!!!” “撕！撕！撕！！！！！！！！！” Yingying starts to tear fast, 莺莺开始快速撕扯, this time she made a determined effort, 这次她发狠了, Ripped last directly, 直接撕到了最后一张, Because Yingying understood the repertoire of this author, front all was the upholstery, all was the idle talk, oneself only needed to look finally, looked where finally this pen went to or is put where became! 因为莺莺算是懂了这个作者的套路,前面全是铺垫,全是废话,自己只需要看最后,看最后这个笔去哪里了或者是被放到哪里了就成了！ As the matter stands, 这样一来, Yingying is suddenly enlighted, 莺莺恍然大悟, Original one burnt the thick book, 原来一本辣么厚的书, Only needs to look at first and last, 只需要看第一张和最后一张, Can look. 就能看完了啊。 .................. ……………… Plot acceleration, 剧情加速, Accelerates crazed, 加速得让人丧心病狂, Zhou Ze discovered own a while in living room, a while in the bedroom, a while in the bathroom, in brief, in each place wheel axle the revolutions, the moment can not stand still. 周泽发现自己一会儿在客厅里,一会儿在卧室里,一会儿又在卫生间里,总之,在各个地方轮轴着转,片刻不得停歇。 To finally, 一直到最后, Some probably directors shouted „stopping” is the same, 像是有导演喊了“停”一样, Zhou Ze stopped, 周泽停住了, That shadow also stopped, 那个影子也停住了, Oneself and it stands in the balcony together, the shadow was kept forcing by oneself with the steamroll, finally finally arrived at the hopeless situation, here abbreviated „100,000 characters” outline, 自己和它一起站在阳台上,影子被自己不停地逼迫和碾压,最后终于走到了绝境,这里省略了“十万字”的概述, Because Zhou Ze has not even seen clearly in this segment Kuaijin process exactly specifically what happened with enough time, but definitely had a lot to be right in brief. 因为连周泽都没来得及看清楚这段快进的过程中到底具体发生了什么事情,但总而言之肯定发生了很多事情就对了。 After stopping, 停下来之后, Zhou Ze has not been snatching the pen anxiously, 周泽没急着去抢笔, The shadow does not have anxiously the avoidance, 影子也没急着躲避, Zhou Ze squats, starts to retch, mother, transfers is dizzy. 周泽蹲下来,开始干呕,妈的,转得头晕。 Is the shadow also swaying, obviously, he does not feel better very much. 影子也在摇摇晃晃着,显然,他也很不好受。 Rested the moment, 歇息了片刻, Zhou Ze puts out a hand to snatch the pen, 周泽伸手去抢笔, The shadow loosened the hand, the pen fell into the Zhou Ze hand. 影子松开手,笔落入了周泽手中。 „Attained!” “拿到了！” Zhou Ze at heart one happy. 周泽心里一喜。 The shadow actually smiled, 影子却笑了, Smiles very happily, 笑得很是开心, The girl who probably a small scheme works, is beating your chest lightly, 像是一个小计谋得逞的女孩,在轻捶你的胸口, Was complaining asked you to pay no attention to others, asking you to disagree others to play, 埋怨着叫你不理人家,叫你不和人家玩, Before calling you, asks others the small sweet present to call people the cattle madame...... 叫你以前叫人家小甜甜现在叫人家牛夫人…… „Good, the pen I attained.” “好,笔我拿到了。” Zhou Ze is thinking aloud. 周泽自言自语着。 Thus, 这样, Can go out. 就可以出去了吧。 Looks to squat there to smile the shadow of having chest pains while breathing, 看着已经蹲在那里笑到岔气的影子, Zhou Ze knits the brows slightly: 周泽微微皱眉道: „How to go out?” “怎么出去？” Yes, 是啊, How to leave here. 到底怎么离开这里。 „Pen gave you, you decided.” “笔都给你了,你说了算啊。” „What?” “什么？” ............ ………… Bai Yingying looked at the last page. 白莺莺看完了最后一页。 „ I asked the shadow, since the pen has attained, how I should leave here, I also had the person who I loved outside I, I was impossible to be stranded for a lifetime here. “我问影子,既然笔已经拿到了,我该怎么离开这里,我还有我挚爱的人在外面等我,我不可能一辈子都被困在这里。 I must go out, 我要出去, I need to go out, 我需要出去, I must go out! 我也必须出去！ But shadow merely is smiling to me, said the pen already to me, 但影子只是对着我笑,说笔已经给我了, Then .................. ” 然后………………” This ellipsis is not really abbreviating, 这个省略号不是真的在省略, But is last chapter of last last last of book, 而是书的最后一章的最后一张的最后一段的最后一句, Is „then ............” 就是“然后…………” Bai Yingying stared in a big way the eye, 白莺莺瞪大了眼睛, Looks at the last few words, 看着最后一句话, Shivers with the hand of book slightly, 拿书的手微微颤抖, Then, 然后, She crossed the book the back, 她翻过书的背面, Looked carefully, 仔细找了一下, Finally discovered before , detail that has not noticed: 终于发现了一个之前没注意到的细节: „«Pen tip Nightmare»...... on.” “《笔尖梦魇》……上。” This „on” character, tiny, slightly may not check, only if you search for specially, otherwise basic on attention. 这个“上”字,非常得渺小,微不可查,除非你特意去搜寻,否则根本就注意不到。 „ yīng yīng yīng, “嘤嘤嘤, What to do to pinch, 怎么办捏, This book, 这书, Only then upside, 只有上部, Without lower part ............ ” 没有下部啊…………” .................. ……………… The shadow looks at Zhou Ze, continued to smile, puts out a hand to refer to Zhou Ze saying: 影子看着周泽,继续笑着,伸手指了指周泽道: „ Comes, “来来来, The pen gives you, 笔给你, You write ............ ” 你来写啊…………”