LNBH :: Volume #2

#171: One room salt fish bookstore


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Next morning, Zhou Ze sits on bookstore glass window nearby sofa as usual reads the Yangzi Evening News. 第二天上午,周泽照旧坐在书店玻璃窗旁边的沙发上看着扬子晚报。 The front is putting one cup of coffee, a small cake. 面前放着一杯咖啡,一块小蛋糕。 Life of Boss Zhou, such leisurely and carefree, such waste firewood, is not many desire to do better such, drifts along, muddles along. 周老板的生活,就是这么的悠闲,就是这么的废柴,就是这么的没有多少上进心,就是混日子,就是得过且过。 Initially, Xu Qinglang once criticized Zhou Ze to drift along not to have the future like this, too the salt fish, left uncultivated your rebirth simply, 当初,许清朗曾批评周泽这样混日子下去是没前途的,太咸鱼了,简直荒废了你的重生, The most important thing is, left uncultivated you gold/metal fingernail. 最重要的是,荒废了你的“金手指甲”。 Then...... 然后…… Then Xu Qinglang cannot change Boss Zhou to continue dispiritedly to get down, instead oneself were assimilated by Boss Zhou. 然后许清朗没能改变得了周老板继续颓废下去,反而自己被周老板同化了。 Even if original has more than 20 apartments, 本来一个哪怕有着二十几套房, Actually still does business the operation noodle restaurant has not lost the life goal opens two generations, 却依然自己做生意经营面馆没有失去人生奋斗目标的拆二代, Was pulled by Boss Zhou slowly bent, 被周老板慢慢地扳弯了, Also became started the skin care cosmetology to understand that maintained own salt fish. 也成了开始护肤美容懂得保养自己的咸鱼。 Actually, Zhou Ze felt the own present day passes very well, in the bookstore has many small storytellings , many rebirth articles, after the rebirth goes back , the appearances of bitter in suffering and deep in hatred, or nobilities hegemony, either smiles the arrogant world. 其实,周泽觉得自己现在的日子过得挺好,书店里有不少小说书,也有不少重生文,重生回去后一个个苦大仇深的样子,或者王侯霸业,或者笑傲天下。 old daoist is all right to do also flips these books to have a look, then always said that the person in boss and book is different. 老道没事做也翻翻这些书看看,然后总说老板和书里的人不一样。 However old daoist can also feel relaxed, the book, is certainly false . Moreover the leading character in book really and boss such every day suns to drift along, 不过老道自己也能释然,书嘛,当然是假的,而且书里的主人公真的和自家老板这样每天就晒太阳混日子, Who does also look? 还有谁看? The readers run have come to see you to sun every day, sun, suns again , to continue to sun? 读者就跑过来看你每天晒太阳,晒太阳,再晒太阳,继续晒太阳? Puts on the father of Spiderman clothes to clean up, he cleans very carefully, each detail does not let off, regarding the requirements of Zhou Ze instruction, he can always not have the slight discount carries out. 穿着蜘蛛侠衣服的神父在打扫着卫生,他打扫得很细心,每一个细节都不放过,对于周泽吩咐的要求,他总是能没有丝毫折扣的去执行。 Bai Yingying somewhat rejoiced, rejoiced this peer is a male, otherwise oneself must face the competition. 白莺莺有些庆幸,庆幸这个“同行”是个男的,不然自己又要面对竞争了。 After old daoist passed pacing back and forth from the beginning, was used to existence of father, when just started to rest a room in the evening together, can always smell the barbecue taste, but was also used to it slowly. 老道度过一开始的彷徨后,也习惯了神父的存在,虽然刚开始晚上一起睡一个屋子时,总能闻到烤肉味,但也慢慢地习惯了。 Now, old daoist can also extract the free time finally, studies the boss the same as look for a sofa to lie down, is drinking the small tea, reads the small pornography, enjoyed the life leisurely. 现在,老道也终于可以抽出空闲,学着自家老板一样找一处沙发躺着,喝着小茶,看着小黄书,悠哉悠哉地享受一下人生了。 The daytime business, is very lonely. 白天的生意,一直是很冷清的。 Also no guest. 也没什么客人。 Therefore, 所以, The boss in bookstore is sunning to read the newspaper, 书店的老板在晒太阳看报纸, old daoist is drinking tea to read the small pornography, 老道在喝茶看小黄书, Xu Qinglang is modulating own new cocktail, 许清朗在调制自己的新款鸡尾酒, Bai Yingying takes the cell phone to hit Honor of “the Dead” Kings, 白莺莺拿着手机打亡者荣耀, The little monkey stole food the old daoist shelled peanut to eat to the full lay down there to sleep, 小猴子偷吃着老道的花生米吃饱了就躺那里睡觉, One room high and low, 一屋子上下, Is lending the aura of salt fish everywhere, 到处散发着咸鱼的气息, Outside this tide of people huge crowd the atmosphere of South Avenue business street with the room, is incompatible radically. 和屋外这人潮人海的南大街商业街的氛围,根本就格格不入。 When to noon, the guest visits. 一直到了中午时,才有一个客人上门。 Xu Qinglang raised the head, the one who sees passing through the gate is a young man, male is very high, is seemingly frail, but on the face bristles are many, looked recently had anything to be negligent to handle. 许清朗抬起头,看见进门的是一个年轻男子,男子个头挺高,看起来文文弱弱的,但脸上胡碴子不少,一看就是最近有什么事儿疏于打理了。 Some people disturb themselves, Xu Qinglang is very discontented, he then looks at average per person spent 100 lowly the sign, is thinking whether or not is not very black? 有人打扰自己,许清朗是很不满的,他回头看了一眼“人均最低消费一百”的牌子,想着自家是不是还不够黑? How next time will change to 1000 simply? 下次干脆改成“一千”咋样? Otherwise always has this feeling own a little money the person who wants to feel the bourgeoise atmosphere comes to disturb itself. 不然总有这种觉得自己有点钱想要感受一下小资氛围的人进来打扰自己。 Clearly is the making trouble business, does the living person always join in the fun? 分明是做鬼生意的,活人总凑什么热闹? The $100 money sits toward here, reads, drinks the swelling instant coffee or milk tea, 一百块钱就往这里坐一坐,看看书,喝点冲泡的速溶咖啡或者奶茶, 484 silly? 484傻? The men referred to Xu Qinglang front wine glass, said: 男子指了指许清朗面前的酒杯,道: Cocktail.” “鸡尾酒。” Then, the man sat in front of Xu Qinglang. 然后,男子就在许清朗面前坐了下来。 Xu Qinglang nods, although thought that was disturbed very uncomfortable, but he makes the restaurant and catering industry family background after all, but how is also insufficient to the guest. 许清朗点点头,虽然心里觉得被人打扰很不舒服,但他毕竟是做餐饮行业出身的,还不至于对客人怎样。 At that moment, one glass of cocktails were modulated quickly, delivers to front of the man. 当下,一杯鸡尾酒被很快地调制出来,送到男子面前。 The men drank one, is very satisfied, then lay near the bar, is resting the head on the head, looks at Xu Qinglang like this. 男子喝了一口,挺满意的,然后趴在了吧台边上,枕着头,就这样看着许清朗 From the beginning, Xu Qinglang has not felt anything, but the opposite party has lain there, drinks liquor, then continues to look at itself, drinks liquor again , to continue to look at itself. 一开始,许清朗没觉得什么,但对方就一直趴在那里,喝一口酒,然后继续看着自己,再喝一口酒,继续看着自己。 Xu Qinglang has to plant by the opposite party works as the feeling of food that goes well with wine. 许清朗有种被对方当下酒菜的感觉。 Uses on the woman beautiful enough to eat, is praises the ingredient is quite many, but old permits has felt oneself are the man, 秀色可餐用在女人身上,算是赞美成分比较多,但老许一直觉得自己是男人, oh no, 哦不, He is a man, did not feel. 他就是男人,不是觉得。 This lets some old permits uncomfortable, some discontented tunnels: Also wants the liquor?” 这让老许有些不舒服,有些不满地道:“还要酒么?” You really attractively.” “你长得真好看。” The men said with a smile suddenly. 男子忽然笑道。 A hi man (Han) type of face. 一脸的hi汉样。 Xu Qinglang let out a long breath, licked the lip, he planned to hit the person. 许清朗长舒一口气,舔了舔嘴唇,他打算打人了。 Hey, your long is so attractive, definitely do many men like you?” “喂,你长的这么漂亮,肯定很多男人喜欢你吧?” The opposite party also asked. 对方又问道。 Xu Qinglang to rub operated own sleeve, prepared dozen of people. 许清朗撸开了自己的袖子,准备打人了。 Definitely some, hehe, do you want to hit me? Thought that I did insult you?” “肯定是有的吧,嘿嘿,你想打我?觉得我侮辱你了?” The men raised the head, looks at Xu Qinglang, then put out a hand to refer to own face, 男子抬起头,看着许清朗,然后伸手指了指自己的脸, You hit, toward my dozen.” “你打吧,往我这里打吧。” He is like this inexpensive, 他这样贱, Xu Qinglang instead a little hit him embarrassed, but sinking sound said: 许清朗反而有点不好意思打他了,但还是沉声道: My that aspect is very normal.” “我那方面很正常。” oh.” 。” The men complied with one, seems somewhat disappointed, then takes up the wine glass, drank one. 男子应了一声,显得有些失望,然后拿起酒杯,又喝了一口。 What kind of, did some people have a liking for you?” “怎么样,有人看上你了?” Exposed to the sun Boss Zhou of Sun to walk at this time. 晒完太阳的周老板这个时候走了过来。 The men got drunk at this time probably, seems like has the anger, immediately fell the wine glass in hand directly on the ground. 男子这个时候像是喝醉了,又像是原本就带着怒气,当下直接把手中的酒杯摔在了地上。 a cracking sound, 一声脆响, The wine glass disrupted place. 酒杯碎裂了一地。 At the same time is cleaning up Spiderman stopped the movement, here he arrives, looked at this guest, looked at Zhou Ze. 一边正在打扫卫生的“蜘蛛侠”停止了动作,他走到这边来,看了看这个客人,又看了看周泽 The meaning is, 意思是, This person wanted a homicide. 这个人要不要把他杀了。 On Spiderman has revealed the murderous intention. 蜘蛛侠身上已经流露出了杀机。 Zhou Ze beckons with the hand. 周泽摆摆手。 Spiderman drew back immediately, continued to go to another side to do own cleaning. 蜘蛛侠马上退了下去,继续去另一边打扫自己的卫生了。 Excuse me, I compensate.” “不好意思,我赔偿。” The men put out the wallet. 男子拿出了钱包。 Was lovelorn?” Zhou Ze asked. “失恋了?”周泽问道。 The men shake the head, unemployment.” 男子摇摇头,“失业了。” Understanding.” Zhou Ze shrugs. “理解。”周泽耸耸肩。 The men look at Xu Qinglang, first gave money, then said: Can give me to come one glass of liquor again?” 男子看着许清朗,先把钱给了,然后道:“能再给我来一杯酒么?” Xu Qinglang nods, made one glass of liquor to him, then represented especially referred to the cup say/way: This cup is the handicraft, 2000 buy.” 许清朗点点头,又做了一杯酒给他,然后特意指了指杯子道:“这杯子是工艺品,两千块买的。” The implication, falls the cup again, compensates 2000. 言外之意,再摔杯子,赔两千。 The men gawked, smiles embarrasedly, then drank one. 男子愣了一下,讪讪地笑笑,然后喝了一口。 Zhou Ze sat in side, said to the man: 周泽在旁边坐了下来,对男子道: If you do not mind, can let our happy you unhappy matter saying.” “如果你不介意的话,可以把你不开心的事情说出来让我们开心一下。” ............ Man. “…………”男子。 The men smiled bitterly, said: 男子苦笑了一声,道: I am in the Tongcheng university the deputy director of rear services headquarters.” “我原来是通城大学里后勤部的副主任。” Was the director young.” old daoist also collected at this time, „does your family relate is very definitely hard?” “这么年轻就当主任了啊。”老道这个时候也凑了过来,“你家关系肯定很硬吧?” ............ Man. “…………”男子。 Do not manage them, continued.” Xu Qinglang urged, has not arrived at the pitiful matter.” “别理他们,继续说。”许清朗催促道,“还没到悲惨的事情呢。” ............ Man. “…………”男子。 The men nod, said: Because in the campus has the matter that the stray dog bites, therefore I was held responsible, was removed from office, my past work, is responsible for school safety.” 男子点点头,道:“因为校园里有流浪狗咬人的事情,所以我被追究责任,革职了,我之前的工作,就是负责校园安全这一块的。” You get what one deserves, yourself work negligence.” old daoist analyzes to say in side. “那你活该啊,你自己工作疏忽呗。”老道在旁边分析道。 Issue was I am the plan brought the security to seize the stray dog in school last year together, we also did, but was prevented afterward.” “问题是我去年是打算带着保安一起把学校里的流浪狗都抓走的,我们也做了,但后来被阻止了。” The men deeply inspire, spat layer on layer/heavily. 男子深吸一口气,又重重地吐了出来。 Was led to prevent?” “被领导阻止了?” Was prevented by the student.” The men replied. “被学生阻止了。”男子回答道。 Eh ............ can they prevent for the wool?” “额…………他们为毛要阻止啊?” They said that we do this too cruelly, without affection, because we had contacted with the local vagrant animal aid station at that time, their side pressures were also big, cannot receive so many vagrant animals, we planned that can send off sends off one batch, could not deliver, could not place, killed directly.” “他们说我们这样做太残忍,没爱心,因为我们当时和当地流浪动物救助站联系过了,他们那边压力也大,接收不了这么多的流浪动物,我们打算是能送走就送走一批,送不走的,安置不了的,就直接杀了。” Killed directly? tsk tsk, is really cruel.” old daoist pounded pounds the mouth, also right, cannot create the danger to the students in the school, otherwise this matter was big.” “直接杀了?啧啧,真残忍。”老道砸吧砸吧了嘴,“不过也对,总不能给学生们在学校里造成危险,不然这事儿就大了。” Afterward I remember matter that had the student online to write an article to expose us, but also was reprinted by the media, the title was:.” “后来我记得有学生在网上写了文章曝光了我们的事儿,还被媒体转载了,标题就是:。” tsk tsk, this hat covers well.” The old daoist appraisal said. 啧啧,这帽子盖得好。”老道品评道。 At that time was because the students hung the banner to protest, obstructing us to act, finally that time matter let it go, could not conduct.” “当时就是因为学生们挂横幅抗议,阻挠我们行动,最后那次的事儿就不了了之了,进行不下去了。” The men wiped the mouth, however moved moving toward side the wine glass, this dares to make an effort to pound on the table, vented own disaffection: 男子擦了擦嘴,然把酒杯往旁边挪了挪,这才敢用力地拍了拍桌子,发泄自己的不满: What is most hateful, last week, two school girls were hit by attack of one flock of stray dogs in the school in the evening, both people were bitten took to the hospital! “最可恶的是,上周,有两个女学生晚上在学校遭受了一群流浪狗的袭击,两个人都被咬伤了送医院了! Then the school held responsible, turns into my responsibility, opened me directly! ” 然后学校追究责任,变成我的责任了,把我直接开了!” The men made an effort to pound on the table, 男子又用力拍了拍桌子, I refuse to accept, is not really convinced, initially when I prepared the belt/bring security to solve this problem, is not only the student in school scolds me, the online also large crowd scolded me, for this reason I have also therefore received the criticism and punishment. “我不服,真的不服气,当初我准备带保安解决这个问题时,不光是学校里的学生骂我,网上还有一大群人骂我,为此我还因此受到过批评和处分。 Now the stray dog bit, finally takes on the responsibility I, turned into my dereliction of duty. ” 现在流浪狗咬人了,结果担责任的还是我,又变成我的失职了。” old daoist hears word, put out a hand to pat the shoulder of man, 老道闻言,伸手拍了拍男子的肩膀, This also is really unlucky. 这位也真是倒霉啊。 Matter that this does not have the means that after all protects the small creature is present political correctness.” “这也是没办法的事儿,毕竟保护小动物是现在的‘政治正确’。” Lane Xu Qinglang a fruit tray advanced in front of the man, comforts his one. 许清朗了一份果盘推到男子面前,算是安慰他一下了。 The men boasted complained a while, this went out of the bookstore dejected, he was continues the small restaurant to buy wine or go home to sleep, this was unknown. 男子又咋咋呼呼地埋怨了一会儿,这才颓然地走出了书店,他是继续去小餐馆买醉还是回家睡觉,这就不得而知了。 old daoist has turned head, said to Xu Qinglang: old permits, what you just said is what is coming correctly?” 老道回过头,对许清朗道:“老许啊,你刚说的是啥正确来着?” Political correctness.” “政治正确。” oh, right, is the gadget, I feel now own very repugnant this word, among my former live broadcasts was sealed to stop several times , said that which community what for this reason I satirized, bewildered, the speech said that was not agile, did not pay attention slightly harmed someone, that group of person how such glass hearts?” ,对,就是玩意儿,我现在觉得自己挺讨厌这个词儿的,我以前直播间被封停了好几次,都因为这个原因,说我讽刺哪个群体啥的啥的,莫名其妙,连说话都说不利索了,稍不留意就伤害了谁谁谁,那帮人咋这么玻璃心呢?” old daoist opens the live broadcast, although was old, but also very tidal current. 老道开直播的,虽然年纪大了,但也很潮流。 Political correctness is the need.” Zhou Ze opens the mouth saying that „ now is just getting more and more abnormal, was abused. “政治正确是需要的。”周泽开口道,“只不过现在越来越畸形了,被滥用了。 When society's in protection degrees to certain community sentiments surpassed the pursue after the truth, means that it had problems. ” 当社会对某些群体感情上的保护程度超过了对真相的追求之后,就意味着它出问题了。” Right, is this feeling, the boss you said really penetratingly really good, is not good, old daoist I must look for written records to record, estimates and senses well.” “对,就是这个感觉,老板你说得真精辟真棒,不行,老道我得找个纸笔记录下来,好好地揣摩和感悟。” old daoist knows that own duty, cleans up secondary, when needed offers 66666 to the boss is own labor of duty. 老道知道自己的工作职责,打扫卫生是次要的,在需要的时候给老板奉上“66666”才是自己的本职工作。 Ok, did not chat this, what at noon ate?” Zhou Ze asked Xu Qinglang. “好了,不聊这个了,中午吃什么?”周泽许清朗 Fragrant-flowered garlic scrambles the egg, the fragrant-flowered garlic fries the auricularia auricula, the fragrant-flowered garlic stirs fry the sliced meat, the fragrant-flowered garlic fries the bull's penis, the fragrant-flowered garlic eggdrop soup ............ “韭菜炒鸡蛋,韭菜炒木耳,韭菜炒肉片,韭菜炒牛鞭,韭菜蛋花汤…………” Un?” Zhou Ze. “嗯?”周泽 Makes up to you, last night was exhausted.” Xu Qinglang gave a concerned look. “给你补补,昨晚累坏了吧。”许清朗给了一个关切的眼神。 ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 …… 啊, Hesitant long time, 犹豫良久, Zhou Ze looked at the eye, discovered that Bai Yingying still concentrates on there is hitting Honor of “the Dead” Kings, 周泽看了眼,发现白莺莺还在那里专注着打亡者荣耀, He contains, 他就含蓄地, Nod. 点了点头。 Asked the wave monthly ticket, helping the reading room return to the total list first ten to go, 求波月票,帮书屋回到总榜前十去, dragon Dagun asked the monthly ticket, 龙打滚求月票, Rolls ............ 滚过来………… ............ Rolls ............ …………滚过去………… In brief, 总之, The monthly ticket opens fire to the dragon! 月票向龙开炮!
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