LNBH :: Volume #2

#170: yīng yīng yīng!


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In the color prefix a blade, which goods ghost this fellow is, is actually vivid. 色字头上一把刀,这家伙到底是哪种货色的鬼,其实已经呼之欲出了。 In fact, ancient times in modern age, people to loose two characters, often has an enormous tolerance ; 实际上,无论是古代还是在现代,人们对“风流”二字,往往是带着一种极大的宽容; In the ancient times the student was loose, lingers is considered as an extremely elegant matter in the brothel, even if in the modern age, regarding these artillery king boasted own score, you can not approve his life style, but will not think that had guilty of the most heinous crime how. 古代书生风流,流连于花街柳巷被认为是一件极为风雅的事情,哪怕是在现代,对于那些炮王吹嘘自己的战绩,你可以不认同他的生活方式,但也不会觉得有多么的罪大恶极。 All these, establish in foundation that after all, in your sentiment I hope. 这一切,毕竟都是建立在你情我愿的基础上。 Can be honeyed words, can be lonely relative, can be money was settled, people in this regard, can see through very much. 可以是“花言巧语”,可以是“寂寞相对”,也可以是“钱货两清”,人们在这一方面,还是很看得开的。 But that type likes the sex maniac who forces to play the dirty trick, often will suffer despising and spurning from society, it is said that in prison, position lowest often is ** suspect. 但那种喜欢强迫玩卑鄙手段的色鬼,往往会遭受来自社会的鄙夷和唾弃,据说,在监狱里,地位最低等的往往是**犯。 The men kneel there keep kowtowing to Zhou Ze, he hopes that Zhou Ze can forgive a life. 男子跪在那里不停地对着周泽磕头,他希望周泽能够饶自己一命。 The bookstore is actually the Zhou Ze’s execution ground, particularly after Zhou Ze is put on regular status, here is also a special place, outside these ghost gadget of all forms will cannot help but want to approach this bookstore, either oneself opened the door of bookstore to walk directly ignorant, either took possession in other place or has the relation by other way and this bookstore. 书店其实就是周泽的法场,尤其是在周泽转正之后,这里也算是一个特殊的场所,外面的那些形形色色的鬼魂玩意儿会不由自主地想要靠近这个书店,要么自己直接懵懵懂懂地推开书店的门走了进来,要么就是附身于其他地方或者以其他的方式和这家书店产生联系。 Boss Zhou fishes, hoping swallows the bait. 周老板钓鱼,愿者上钩。 Actually, from the beginning, Zhou Ze had not looked on that fat schoolmate has a ghost to ambush, yes, has not looked including Xu Qinglang. 其实,一开始,周泽是没看出来那个胖同学身上有一个鬼潜伏着的,是的,包括许清朗也没看出来。 Zhou Ze only noticed that fat schoolmate prescribes medicine toward one cup of milk tea in secretly, as for is what medicine, everyone is also well aware, in brief possibly is not the cold remedy. 周泽只留意到那个胖同学偷偷地往一杯奶茶里下药,至于是什么药,大家也都心知肚明,总之不可能是感冒药。 In line with this is in own shop, according to the law stipulated that in guest who own shop spends, oneself must protect their person safety, therefore Boss Zhou has to manage. 本着这是在自己的店,根据法律规定在自己店消费的客人,自己必须得保护他们的人身生命安全,所以周老板不得不管。 Hey, did you look early?” Xu Qinglang said to Zhou Ze. “喂,你早看出来了吧?”许清朗周泽道。 „, Un.” “啊,嗯。” Zhou Ze silently nods. 周泽默默地点点头。 This matter, does not need to explain that making your people think you are quite flamboyant you is quite fierce, the this kind of beauty Li's misunderstanding , to continue to misunderstand. 这件事,没必要去解释的,让你身边的人觉得你好牛逼你好厉害,这种美丽的误会,就继续误会下去吧。 Hehe, you walk to the palm of the hand of that fellow, directly a ghost patting, to be honest, looks very unexpected, a little probably the head histrionics on Mt. Longhu.” “呵呵,你走上来对那家伙的一巴掌,直接把一只鬼给拍出来,说实话,看起来挺出人意料的,有点像是龙虎山上的天师作派。” old permits is still blowing to compel to oneself, Zhou Ze continues silent, withstands these praises. 老许还在给自己吹逼,周泽继续沉默,承受这些赞美。 He actually wants saying that he merely is thinking at that time to this goods palm of the hand to him long memory, is looked purely he wants to come a palm of the hand uncomfortable, at the worst again his suddenly/violently to beat up then focus paper money, but unexpectedly some unexpected discovery, adhered to stick cohere unexpectedly patting by oneself in that fat schoolmate's sex maniac. 他其实很想说,他当时只是想着给这货一巴掌给他长长记性,纯粹是自己看他不爽想来一巴掌,大不了再把他暴揍一顿回头烧点纸钱,但竟然有了出人意料的发现,附着在那个胖同学身上的色鬼居然被自己给拍出来了。 Actually, Zhou Ze has also pondered, why before and Xu Qinglang have not seen this sex maniac, wants to come, reason possibly also only then one, that is in each individual heart, has the color center. 其实,周泽也思考过,为什么之前自己和许清朗都没看见这只色鬼,想来,原因可能也就只有一个了,那就是每个人心里面,都有色心。 Has that impulsive, that type moves restlessly, that hope, this hope is similar to pursue of money to the power, is person's natural disposition one performance, therefore, the sex maniac can depend on that shield, hides itself. 都有着那种冲动,那种躁动,那种渴望,这种渴望类似于对金钱对权力的追求,是人本性的一种表现,也因此,色鬼可以靠着那种掩护,隐藏住自己。 He exists or not, that fat schoolmate actually has the color center, therefore, that is he best protective color. 他存在与否,那个胖同学其实都是有色心的,所以,那就是他最好的保护色。 Zhou Ze opened the door of underworld, a hand holds that only short sex maniac in place, prepares to send in underworld it. 周泽打开了地狱之门,一只手抓住地方的那只身材矮小的色鬼,准备将它送入地狱 Forgave me, forgave me, forgave me ............ “饶了我,饶了我,饶了我…………” The sex maniacs are still imploring, 色鬼还在祈求着, But he except for has begged for mercy, does not have any other useful words, for example forgave my me to you anything, for example forgave my me to tell you any important news. 但他除了一直求饶,没有任何其他有用的话,比如饶了我我可以给你什么什么东西,比如饶了我我可以告诉你什么什么重要消息。 Un, 嗯, Under this condition, Boss Zhou hates the wicked as if they were personal enemies very much impartially and justly, 在这种状况下,周老板还是很嫉恶如仇铁面无私的, Finally, the sex maniac was thrown into the gate of underworld. 最终,色鬼被丢入了地狱之门。 Tonight's turnover, added one. 今晚的营业额,也算是添了一笔。 You said, on whether or not each sex maniac has a blade?” Xu Qinglang asked. “你说,是不是每个色鬼头上都有一把刀?”许清朗问道。 Still remembers before , has met teacher who that wears the dunce cap?” Zhou Ze asked. “还记得以前遇到过的那个戴着高帽子的老师么?”周泽反问道。 Un, but that was unjust, this should not calculate.” “嗯,不过那个是被冤枉的,这个应该不算。” The teacher who that wears the dunce cap was unjust obviously, finally under mass spreading of rumors can confuse right and wrong, that crest elevation hat on top of the head is the Zhou Ze’s nail has not even managed to help him take down. 那位戴着高帽子的老师明明是被冤枉的,结果众口铄金之下,头顶上的那顶高帽子就是连周泽的指甲都没办帮他取下来。 Perhaps, underworld as if has this tradition, perhaps is also because underworld is really big, but the person in netherworld quite lazy political negligent politics, therefore likes playing method all at once, majority continued the world of the living view. 兴许,地狱似乎有这种传统,或许也是因为地狱实在是太大,而阴司里的人又比较懒政怠政,所以喜欢玩一刀切的法子,大部分都延续了阳间的“说法”。 Wears the wearing hat of hat, the tattoo of tattoo, the world of the living is any conclusion netherworld inherits any conclusion, lightened the work load of netherworld enormously, as for inside whether has is unjust, sorry, no one cares. 戴帽子的戴帽子,刺字的刺字,阳间是啥结论阴司就继承啥结论,极大的减轻了阴司的工作负担,至于里面是否有被冤枉的,对不起,没人在乎。 Today the business of form, Boss Zhou is also disinclined to stay up late again the dawn, arrives at the bathroom, first takes a bath, then wears the sleeping robe to go upstairs. 今天有一单子的生意了,周老板也就懒得再熬夜到天亮了,走到卫生间,先洗了个澡,然后穿着睡袍上了楼。 Looks on Zhou Ze the back of staircase, Xu Qinglang drank red wine, the vision looked that to that cup of beforehand Zhou Ze brought milk tea that has the issue, milk tea has emptied. 看着周泽上楼梯的背影,许清朗又喝了一口红酒,目光看向了之前周泽拿过来的那杯有问题的奶茶,奶茶已经空了。 Xu Qinglang stretches oneself, Xu Qinglang knows certainly that was who drank it, moreover drank its person as if to detect that some were not right, went upstairs covertly before. 许清朗伸了个懒腰,许清朗当然知道是谁喝了它,而且喝了它的人似乎察觉到一些不对劲,在之前就偷偷摸摸地上楼去了。 Hehe. 呵呵。 old permits vision drifts away, waiting good play. 老许目光游离,等待好戏。 Opens the door of bedroom, the Zhou Ze sensation to having little cold. 推开卧室的门,周泽感知到有一点点的冷。 He is not sensitive to cold, but in the bedroom and outside the entirely different temperature brought to the Zhou Ze’s attention. 他是不怕冷的,但卧室里和外面迥然不同的温度还是引起了周泽的注意。 Looked up an air conditioning position, the air conditioning had not opened, was that so why cold? 抬头看了一眼空调位置,空调没开,那为什么这么冷呢? On the bed, Bai Yingying lies down there, body top head quilt, but also is keeping wriggling. 床上,白莺莺躺在那里,身上盖着被子,还在不停地蠕动着。 Zhou Ze is slightly discontented, told her many times, before has not taken a bath, do not go to bed, this does not respect about one of the bed, naturally, what is most important is because Boss Zhou has the cleanliness/mysophobia. 周泽微微不满,跟她说了多少次了,没洗澡之前不要上床,这是对床的一种不尊重,当然,最重要的还是因为周老板有洁癖。 Managing you attractively is long beautifully, you dare not to take a bath on my bed, sorry, I will trample you. 管你长得多漂亮长得多美丽,你敢不洗澡上我的床,对不起,我都会把你踹下来。 cough cough ............ 咳咳…………” Stood coughed in the bedside, 站在床边咳嗽了一声, Traded to make the time, Bai Yingying estimated in the past can frighten rushes to stand up to admit mistakes, guaranteed after oneself, definitely does not dare. 换做以往时候,白莺莺估计都会吓得赶忙站起身认错,保证自己以后肯定不敢了。 However this time, Bai Yingying has also lain on the bed unexpectedly, has not moved. 但是这次,白莺莺居然还一直躺在床上,没动。 No, she moved, 不,她动了一下, However turns with own both legs, clamped the quilt between two legs, in the quilt also sent out gently yīng yīng yīng sound. 不过是用自己的一双腿翻起来,将被子夹在了两腿之间,被子里还发出了轻轻的“嘤嘤嘤”的声音。 yīng yīng yīng ............ yīng yīng yīng ............ 嘤嘤嘤…………嘤嘤嘤………… From time to time is melodious, from time to time is persuasive, from time to time is spirited, from time to time is low and deep. 时而悠扬,时而婉转,时而激昂,时而低沉。 Suddenly, 一时间, The silver bottle breaks the cream to jump for the first time, 银瓶乍破水浆迸, Cavalry prominent sword and spear cry! 铁骑突出刀枪鸣! Zhou Ze bends the waist, puts out a hand to hold the quilt, then lifts, only felt that on the quilt is completely wet, is not that warm tropics the moistness of some salt taste sour odor, but is ice-cold, and tied the moistness of ice crystal, even the quilt high and low has become hard. 周泽弯下腰,伸手抓住了被子,然后掀开,只感觉被子上完全是湿的,不是那种温热带着些许咸味酸味的湿润,而是冰冷且结了冰晶的湿润,甚至被子上下都已经变得硬梆梆的了。 Lifts the quilt, 掀开被子, Bai Yingying is sideways, looks to Zhou Ze, sees only her coquettish look like the silk, the hair is scattered in disorder, the complexion flushed, red lip white/shell tooth, is I sees seriously still pities. 白莺莺侧过身,看向了周泽,只见她媚眼如丝,头发散乱,脸色潮红,红唇贝齿,当真是我见犹怜。 Wishing one could makes one progress to gallop directly, galloping to dying in battle. 恨不得让人直接策马奔腾,一直奔腾到马革裹尸还。 Wet the bed?” “尿床了?” Zhou Ze asked. 周泽问道。 Atmosphere killer, 氛围杀手, Young fresh destroyer, 小清新破坏者, Should be delivered a stake man- Ze, 应该被送上火刑架的男人-泽, Also in the reason of annotation ancestors 30 years old of single dog. 又在诠释者自己上辈子三十岁还是单身狗的原因。 Bai Yingying is nipping the finger, slowly is coiling own body, then she sat, both hands built on the Zhou Ze’s shoulder, was charmingly angry: 白莺莺咬着手指,慢慢地盘曲着自己的身子,然后她坐了起来,双手搭在了周泽的肩膀上,娇嗔道: Boss ............ I want ............ yīng yīng yīng ............ “老板…………我要…………嘤嘤嘤…………” Zhou Ze smiles, 周泽笑了笑, This laughter is somewhat helpless, 这笑声有些无奈, He first looks down just to be lifted to lose by himself on the ground has been able to bring quilt that hard works as the block, 他先低下头看了看刚刚被自己掀开丢在地上已经硬梆梆可以拿来当砧板的被子, Looked between two legs of Bai Yingying again, 再看了看白莺莺的两腿之间, You want, 你要, But I do not dare to give. 但我不敢给啊。 My this is the body of average person, really gave you, tomorrow I, because the frostbite ran to go to the hospital to look for the Dr. Lin amputation. 我这是普通人的身体,真给你了,明天我得因为冻伤跑去医院找林医生截肢去了。 That cup of milk tea, did you drink?” “那杯奶茶,你喝了?” Zhou Ze thought of anything suddenly, asked. 周泽忽然想到了什么,问道。 milk tea ............ what milk tea ............ yīng yīng yīng ............ others want the boss ......... yīng yīng yīng ............ 奶茶…………什么奶茶啊…………嘤嘤嘤…………人家想要嘛老板………嘤嘤嘤…………” Saying, 说着, Bai Yingying jumps to leap, 白莺莺纵身一跃, Her physical quality may have unparalleled Zhou Ze can resist, Zhou Ze was fallen down by her directly on the ground. 她的身体素质可不是没开无双的周泽所能够抵抗的了的,周泽直接被她扑倒在了地上。 On the floor transmitted kuāng dāng a dull thumping sound. 地板上传来了“哐当”一声闷响。 Downstairs Xu Qinglang raised the head, looked upwardly, is somewhat desolate, some downcasts, he but actually one glass of red wines. 楼下的许清朗抬起头,向上看了看,有些落寞,也有些神伤,他又倒了一杯红酒。 Is also gaining ground with old daoist that the monkey plays cards, some doubts looked at the quality of being worth looking at the most top board. 正在跟猴子打牌的老道也抬起头,有些疑惑地看了看头顶天花板。 Boss, others like your flavor very much, is really good to like oh, yīng yīng yīng ............ “老板,人家很喜欢你身上的味道呢,真的好喜欢,嘤嘤嘤…………” Bai Yingying changes the body overbearing female president, suppressed Zhou Ze , helping Zhou Ze take off the clothes while is making flirting. 白莺莺变身霸道女总裁,压住了周泽,一边帮周泽脱衣服一边做着调情。 On the Zhou Ze face revealed some, helpless color, 周泽脸上露出了些许无奈之色, Yingying, draws back.” “莺莺,退下去。” Boss, gives me ............ “老板,给我嘛…………” ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 This not to the issue that does not give, 这不是给不给的问题, Also is not stone non- stone issue, 也不是石更不石更的问题, Under you are water curtain cave or ices the hole, 你下面到底是水帘洞还是冰窟窿, Haven't you selected the B number? 你心里难道没点b数么? At that moment, Zhou Ze is cruel-hearted, does not have the means is not cruel-hearted, the right hand nail grows, he does not dare to puncture Bai Yingying, merely caresses m with the nail in conducting the back of Bai Yingying back and forth. 当下,周泽狠下心来,也没办法不狠下心了,右手指甲长出来,他没敢去刺白莺莺,只是用指甲在白莺莺的背上来回抚m着。 Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!” 啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!” The black mist started to enter the body of Bai Yingying, Bai Yingying is stimulated to lie down on the ground directly started to tumble, Zhou Ze has not stopped , to continue with the nail. 黑色的雾气开始进入白莺莺的身体,白莺莺被刺激得直接躺在了地上开始翻滚起来,周泽没有停止,继续用指甲。 Bai Yingying turns over back and forth, keeps yelling. 白莺莺来回地翻转,不停地喊叫。 She most feared the nail of boss. 她最怕老板的指甲了。 ............ ………… Downstairs, 楼下, Is drinking the red wine Xu Qinglang , spouted the red wine of mouth, raised the head, are some surprise, so fierce? 正在喝红酒的许清朗“噗”一声,喷出了嘴里的红酒,抬起头,有些诧异,这么猛? In old daoist frightened to go well the playing card to fall on the ground, raised the head, looked at the ceiling, 老道吓得手里的纸牌都掉在了地上,抬起头,又看了看天花板, Lying trough, 卧槽, Did the boss assume an awe-inspiring pose? 老板发威了? old permits and old daoist at this moment very injured, 老许和老道这一刻都很受伤, The downcast and bitterness and astringency that is one type takes the man most unable to admit defeat the aspect that is competed. 那是一种作为男人最不能认输的方面被比拼下去的神伤和苦涩。 ............ ………… Crossed for a long time, Zhou Ze took back the nail, 过了许久,周泽收回了指甲, Lay down finally restored the pure brightness in ground almost prostration Bai Yingying eyes, probably vented to be the same, she somewhat looks at Zhou Ze at a loss: 躺在地上几乎虚脱的白莺莺眼眸里终于恢复了清明,像是发泄完了一样,她有些茫然地看着周泽: Boss, what just had?” “老板,刚刚发生什么了?” You said that the back is a little itchy, helping you grasp.” “你说后背有点痒,帮你抓一抓。” oh, thanks the boss.” ,谢谢老板。” You take a bath.” Zhou Ze said. “你下去洗个澡吧。”周泽说道。 Good, Boss.” “好的,老板。” Bai Yingying holds the wall, slowly went down the building, when walks, is one crooked one crooked, is very difficult. 白莺莺扶着墙壁,慢慢地走下了楼,走路时,也是一歪一歪的,很是艰难。 She sees Xu Qinglang and old daoist visits her by a vision of sympathy. 她看见许清朗老道以一种同情的目光看着她。 Since then, a long time, Xu Qinglang or old daoist, not again at Zhou Ze surface premise stone this matter. 自此之后,在很长的一段时间里,无论是许清朗还是老道,都没有再在周泽面前提石更这件事了。 According to the view of old daoist, 按照老道的说法, Blows motionless, really blows motionless, what he looks is the losing footing pitiful woman, what boss KO is a zombie, 吹不动咧,真的吹不动咧,他找的是失足可怜女人,但老板ko的是一头僵尸, This also ratio? 这还怎么比嘛?
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