LNBH :: Volume #2

#146: Sympathized boss


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On gone back road, is Zhou Ze drives, old daoist now this appearance, was not suitable to drive. 回去的路上,是周泽开车,老道现在这个样子,也不适合开车了。 Boss, was that woman really the evil debt of your ancestors?” “老板,那个女人真的是你上辈子的孽债?” What did you hear?” Zhou Ze asked. “你听到了什么?”周泽问道。 Eh, relax, Boss, I will give you to keep the secret!” old daoist patted the skinny chest immediately. “额,放心吧,老板,我会给您保守秘密的!”老道马上拍了拍自己干瘦的胸脯。 Deceased person, most will keep the secret.” “死人,最会保守秘密。” ............ old daoist. “…………”老道 Creak ............ 吱呀…………” Vehicle sharply checked, stopped. 车子一个急刹,停了下来。 old daoist terrified one startled, 老道悚然一惊, Lying trough, 卧槽, Really can silence a witness of crime? 真的要杀人灭口? Zhou Ze routinely puts out a hand to touch the smoke, actually discovered own smoke pulled out did not have, looked to old daoist, wants to want the smoke to him, finally discovered that old daoist both hands grabbed his knee, trembled there. 周泽习惯性地伸手去摸烟,却发现自己烟抽没了,看向老道,想向他要烟,结果发现老道双手抓着他自己的膝盖,在那里瑟瑟发抖。 Was really frightened? 真的被吓到了? Zhou Ze put out a hand to pat on the old daoist shoulder, 周泽伸手在老道肩膀上拍了一下, Hey.” “喂。” „Ah!” “啊!” old daoist called one, looks at Zhou Ze. 老道叫了一声,看着周泽 Zhou Ze is somewhat funny, the usual image is so unsatisfactory, really can make old daoist feel will oneself silence a witness of crime? 周泽有些好笑,自己平时的形象就这么不佳么,真的能让老道觉得自己会杀人灭口? With the smoke.” “拿根烟。” oh, good.” ,好。” old daoist takes out the smoke immediately, gave Zhou Ze, then helps Zhou Ze ignite personally, seemed like the ancient maidservant carefully, merely this maidservant, was too rather old. 老道马上取出烟,递给了周泽,然后亲自帮周泽点火,小心谨慎地像是古代的侍女,只是这侍女,未免太老了一些。 Boss, what do you stop to make?” “老板,您停车想做啥?” Do not install, acts in a play very fun?” “别装了,演戏很好玩么?” Eh ............ “额…………” old daoist is showing the whites of the eyes at heart, serves your fickle widowed righteousness B to be easy I! 老道在心里翻了个白眼,伺候你这薄情寡义的b容易么我! Sometimes old daoist cannot understand itself, natural day well, why must deal with the ghost boss, but thinks and felt relaxed, perhaps this is the life, 老道有时候都不能理解自己,好好的潇洒日子不过,为什么总要跟鬼老板打交道,但想想又释然了,或许这就是人生吧, Perhaps, 或许, This is a man. 这就是男人吧。 Does not eat to the full supports sought for some stimulation and challenges, lived bored? 不吃饱了撑了寻找一些刺激和挑战,生活得有多无聊? Present's life, but before cannot contact, overwhelming majority average people cannot contact. 况且,现在的这种生活可是以前的自己所接触不到的,绝大部分普通人也接触不到。 Boss, what stops to make?” old daoist then asked. “老板,停下来做什么?”老道这才问道。 Has the breakfast.” “吃早餐。” Zhou Ze said, opened the vehicle door, gets out. 周泽说完,推开了车门,下了车。 Has the breakfast? 吃早餐? The boss did you bring the juice? I have not brought. 老板你带汁水了没有?我没带啊。 Front has a row of breakfast booth, has the booth fried cake, has the noodles, there are to sell the steamed stuffed bun cruller, here is a transportation Xiaolukou, the vehicles of communication are many, many people drive to stop to eat a thing to here. 前面有一排早餐摊,有摊煎饼的,有下面条的,也有卖包子油条的,这里算是一个交通小路口,来往的车辆不少,不少人开车到这里停车下来吃点东西。 Zhou Ze arrives in front of the stall keeper who sold the bouillon, the vendor is a middle-aged man. 周泽走到了一卖肉汤的摊贩前面,摊主是一个中年男子。 Two bowls of steamed beef soup.” Zhou Ze said. “两碗牛肉汤。”周泽说道。 Good, puts the hot pepper?” “好嘞,放辣子么?” Puts.” “放。” Ok.” “行。” The vendors first put out two bowls, puts the minced green onion and coriander toward inside in turn, then put some beef ; 摊主先拿出两个碗,往里面依次放葱花和香菜,再放了一些牛肉; Later from the soup caldron in has been abundant one spoon of soup to go in the bunker is burning but actually, goes back the soup in bowl again but actually, immediately afterward puts each seasoning in the bowl again, finally was filled with the soup, helping Zhou Ze place on one side small table two bowls. 之后从一直用煤炉烧着的汤锅里盛出一勺汤倒进去,再把碗里的汤再倒回去,紧接着再在碗里面放各个调味品,最后再盛满了汤,帮周泽把两个碗放在了一侧的小桌上。 Zhou Ze took the hot pepper in the bowl to put to oneself, wanted two cakes, sat. 周泽拿着辣椒给自己碗里面多放了一些,又要了两个饼,坐了下来。 old daoist also came at this time, he sits by Zhou Ze, rubbed rubbing hands, is somewhat constrained, somewhat feels extremely flattered, mother, the old board one time treats! 老道这个时候也来了,他坐在周泽旁边,搓了搓手,有些拘束,也有些受宠若惊,妈的,老板头一遭请客啊! This stingy person treated unexpectedly! 这个铁公鸡居然请客了! Should I cry to contrast the atmosphere? 我该不该哭一下烘托一下氛围? old daoist keeps the psychological activity that engages to engage, then sees Zhou Ze to rip to put in the dough in side the soup bowl to soak leisurely one after another. 老道不停地做着作死的心理活动,然后看见周泽在旁边慢条斯理地把面饼撕成一块一块地放入汤碗里浸泡。 old daoist also follows the example, old daoist this whole life is widely traveled has treated the place were many went, will eat to this type of breakfast will not be certainly strange, the boss greeted the tone of guest to listen all of a sudden is a native of Henan. 老道也有样学样,老道这辈子走南闯北去过的待过的地方多了去了,对这种早餐吃食当然不会陌生,老板招呼客人的语气能一下子听出来是河南人。 But the mornings of many native of Henan, actually start from one bowl of soup. 而很多河南人的早晨,其实是从一碗汤开始的。 However, old daoist has not drunk, without moving, such silently looks at Zhou Ze. 不过,老道没喝,也没动,就这么默默地看着周泽 Zhou Ze looked at some is not comfortable by him, said: What's wrong, couldn't eat?” 周泽被他看得有些不自在,道:“怎么了,吃不惯?” „, Does not eat to be used to eat.” “不不不,吃得惯吃得惯。” old daoist is dealing with, being perfunctory. 老道应付着,敷衍着。 This soup, 这汤, Definitely has the issue! 绝对有问题啊! Suddenly the parking, had the breakfast to have the issue very much, unexpectedly also ripped the dough seriously, set the official example. 忽然停车,下来吃早餐就很有问题了,居然还一本正经地撕面饼,做得这么正式的样子。 The old daoist side is excessive, took a look at several that bosses, 老道侧过头,又打量了几眼那个老板, Is this boss a ghost? 这个老板是个鬼? That this soup, is absolutely unclean! 那这汤,绝对不干净! old daoist felt oneself have seen through all, mmp, the boss plays a dirty trick, before looking like, asked me first to walk to be the same in dormitory, then oneself look in side, looks at the dormitory to be curving. 老道觉得自己已经看穿了一切,mmp,老板又使坏,就像是之前在宿舍楼里叫我先走一样,然后自己在旁边看着,看着宿舍楼弯曲下来。 this time definitely and makes fun in that me! 这次肯定又是在那我开涮! Waits for me to eat this soup, then makes a fool of oneself! 等着我喝这个汤,然后出洋相! Is a little hot, I wait/etc. drank.” old daoist answered. “有点烫,我等等喝。”老道解释道。 Zhou Ze nods , to continue to rip the dough in hand. 周泽点点头,继续撕手中的面饼。 old daoist also was a little actually hungry, he looked at several that bosses, sets out, said: Boss, selects is insufficient, I go opposite to buy two steamed buns to come back.” 老道其实也有点饿了,他又看了几眼那个老板,起身,道:“老板,这么点儿不够,我去对面买俩馒头回来。” Saying, old daoist is going to opposite of Xiaoma Road to buy several wheat flour steamed buns, sat down, takes up a steamed bun to gnaw directly, ate very fragrant. 说着,老道跑到小马路对面买回来几个白面馒头,重新坐下,拿起一个馒头直接啃了起来,吃得很香。 Mother, 妈的, The thing that oneself buy eats felt relieved, is fragrant! 自己买的东西吃得就是放心,就是香! Sells the steamed bun that big younger sister chest front steamed bun is also big. 还有卖馒头的那个大妹子胸前的馒头也好大。 old daoist eats is eating, dispatched a steamed bun to give Zhou Ze. 老道吃着吃着,又递出一个馒头给了周泽 Zhou Ze received the steamed bun, placed by the soup bowl, then looks at the old daoist look, the faint smile. 周泽接过了馒头,放在了汤碗旁边,然后看着老道的眼神,似笑非笑。 Well, 咦, Why visits me with this look? 为什么用这种眼神看着我? Under the old daoist heart started to hit the whisper, 老道心下又开始打起了嘀咕, Not, 不是吧, I do not jump the trap that you set, does not eat this soup, your uncomfortable? 我不跳你设下的圈套,不喝这汤,你不舒服 How you can like this! 你怎么能这样! My should whether or not drink? 那我是不是应该喝一点? old daoist is chewing the steamed bun while is thinking, is really a king's right-hand man as dangerous as being in the company of atiger, these ghost big shot are not affable. 老道一边嘴嚼着馒头一边想着,实在是伴君如伴虎,这些鬼大佬一个都不好惹。 merely, in front of oneself this bowl of seemingly fragrant soup, the ghost knows that is anything, if what centipede bakes or is roasts the mouse and so on, pouring is not unedible, but does not know is completely any gadget type unknown spatial frightened is really fearful. 只是,自己面前这碗看起来香喷喷的汤,鬼知道里面到底是个什么东西,如果是什么蜈蚣烧烤或者是烤老鼠之类的,倒也不是不能吃,但完全不知道是啥玩意儿这种未知空恐惧实在是太可怕了。 Boss, eats, this steamed bun really quite delicious.” old daoist hit. “老板,吃啊,这馒头真的好好吃。”老道打了个哈哈。 Zhou Ze took up just placed the steamed bun on table, said: Table is unclean, the steamed bun was dirty.” 周泽拿起刚刚放在桌上的馒头,道:“桌子不干净,馒头脏了。” That this I eat, I am not tasteful, do not waste.” “那这个我吃,我不讲究,别浪费了。” old daoist received the steamed bun from Zhou Ze, gnawed, this bouillon, he does not plan to drink in any case! 老道周泽手里接过馒头,又啃了起来,反正这肉汤,他不打算喝! At the worst finds an excuse again, said own steamed bun ate to the full, could not drink. 大不了再找个借口,说自己馒头吃饱了,喝不下了。 Zhou Ze looks at old daoist, shakes the head. 周泽看着老道,摇摇头。 Hey, 嘿, Disappointed? 失望了吧? Hasn't worked? 没得逞吧? Am I intelligent? 我聪明吧? Were you helpless? 你无奈了吧? old daoist is at heart delicious. 老道心里美滋滋。 Then, old daoist sees Zhou Ze to lower the head, carries the soup bowl, ate soup, then takes the chopsticks, clamps a meat, feeds in the mouth to chew. 然后,老道看见周泽低下头,端起汤碗,喝了一口汤,然后拿着筷子,夹出一块肉,送进嘴里嘴嚼着。 Can look, even if put many hot pepper flavors to be very heavy, but Zhou Ze ate is still very difficult, swallowing was also very painful, since this has conformed to the Zhou Ze consistent dining pattern actually. 可以看出来,哪怕放了很多辣椒味道很重,但周泽吃起来依旧很艰难,吞咽得也很痛苦,这倒是符合周泽一贯以来的进餐模式。 merely, the one who lets some old daoist surprise is, did the boss eat the soup unexpectedly? 只是,让老道有些诧异的是,老板居然喝汤了? Difficult to be inadequate is wants? 难不成是自己想多了? Doesn't this soup have the issue? 这汤没问题? old daoist does not think Zhou Ze to be swindled quoted from oneself then sacrificed he himself. 老道可不认为周泽会为了引自己上当然后牺牲了他自己。 Was my extreme nervousness? 是我草木皆兵了? old daoist looks that Zhou Ze continues incomparably to eat the soup to eat the dough painfully, finally confirmed that this soup does not have the issue, was adds the play to oneself! 老道看着周泽继续无比痛苦地喝汤吃面饼,终于确认了,这汤没问题,是自己给自己加戏了! At that moment, old daoist also lowers the head to eat soup immediately, 当下,老道也马上低下头喝了一口汤, Un, is very authentic, the taste is very good, beautiful drop very beautiful drop. 嗯,很正宗,滋味很棒,美滴很美滴很。 The mother, just almost ate the steamed bun to be choked. 妈的,刚差点啃馒头被噎着了。 old daoist let loose eating, eats delighted, even if in the city of Henan, looks for a taste authentic soup hall is not easy, in Tongcheng drinks the authentic taste especially drinks in the roadside, should be treasured. 老道放开了吃,吃得不亦乐乎,哪怕是在河南的城市里,找一家滋味正宗的汤馆也不容易,在通城喝到正宗滋味的尤其还是在路边上喝的,就更值得珍惜了。 The soup, old daoist finished eating the steamed bun and dough, the midway also added soup, un, the additional soup does not receive money, said/tunnel. 就着汤,老道把馒头和面饼都吃完了,中途还加了一次汤,嗯,加汤不收钱的,地道。 Zhou Ze ate 1/3, ate motionless, put down the chopsticks, sits in side. 周泽吃了三分之一,吃不动了,放下了筷子,在旁边坐着。 After old daoist finished eating, patted own belly, feels somewhat has not given full expression, haven't oneself eaten to the full unexpectedly? 老道吃完后拍了拍自己的肚皮,觉得有些意犹未尽,自己居然没吃饱么? Is thinking when must come one bowl again, Zhou Ze strikes an attitude to take the wallet, 想着要不要再来一碗时,周泽作势拿钱包, old daoist understood sets out tying the account immediately, this eyesight vigor had. 老道心领神会马上起身把账给结了,这点儿眼力劲儿还是有的。 Stands up, old daoist first step took car key from the table, said: Boss, goes back me to drive, you were also tired.” 站起身,老道先一步从桌上拿了车钥匙,道:“老板,回去我开车吧,你也累了。” Zhou Ze shakes the head, you are not easy, I come.” 周泽摇摇头,“你也不容易,我来吧。” The boss changed, 老板变了, Really changed! 真的变了! Not only asked the subordinate to have the breakfast to eat the soup, but also understood that sympathized the subordinate! 不光请手下人吃早餐喝汤,还懂得体贴下属了! When old daoist hesitates must wipe the tears taking advantage of opportunity outstanding center the atmosphere pushes again some, Zhou Ze moved toward that side the street, the old daoist naturally following same place, then, old daoist sees Zhou Ze before oneself just bought the steamed bun the stall stopped. 老道犹豫着要不要抹点眼泪顺势表表中心把氛围再推上去一些时,周泽走向了马路那边,老道自然跟着一起,然后,老道看见周泽在自己刚刚买馒头的摊位前停了下来。 Hehe, 嘿嘿, I said that this stall proprietress steamed bun is very big, boss your hypocrisy, Yingying's big, you want to look that cannot look momentarily. 我就说这家摊位老板娘馒头很大吧,老板你这个假正经,莺莺的也不小,你想看不是随时可以看么。 Man, 呵,男人, The family/home spends not to have the wild flower fragrance forever. 家花永远没有野花香。 old daoist at the side crazily psychological activity, he feels like after that someone of ancestors has contacted, the boss probably changed, became meets the rusticity. 老道在旁边疯狂地心理活动,他觉得似乎是和上辈子的那个谁谁接触过之后,老板像是变了,变得接地气了。 Boss, what stuffing wants the steamed bun? Wheat flour?” The proprietresses asked very much warmly. “老板,要什么馅儿的馒头?还是白面儿的?”老板娘很热情地问道。 Zhou Ze shook the head, puts out a hand to refer to the proprietress. 周泽摇摇头,伸手指了指老板娘。 fuck, the beast, we have a look, you also sexually harassed unexpectedly, do you want to buy the steamed bun of proprietress? ,禽兽,我们就看看,你居然还调戏上了,你是想买老板娘的馒头么? old daoist looks at the boss to pull up the younger sister in side excitedly, 老道在旁边兴奋地看着老板撩妹, Well, did not hear that the old slate doesn't get up? 咦,不是听说老板石更不起来么? Boss, what do you want?” The proprietresses asked. “老板,你要啥?”老板娘问道。 You, follow me, goes to you to go to the place that.” Zhou Ze said. “你,跟我走吧,去你该去的地方。”周泽说道。 old daoist was shocked, 老道愣住了, Scratches, 擦, old daoist has an ominous premonition at heart! 老道心里有种不祥的预感! Not? 不是吧? Can't? 不会吧? Is insufficient? 不至于吧? Impossible? 不可能的吧? The proprietress pursing the lips lip , the sound suddenly became low and deep, said: „ I die of illness early, a young married woman person brings up three children, space two classes, but must come out to sell the breakfast, was too laborious. 老板娘抿了抿嘴唇,声音忽然变得低沉了一些,道:“我病死得早,婆娘一个人拉扯仨孩子,一天上两份班,还要出来卖早点,太辛苦了。 Therefore is thinking, in the morning takes possession on her, lets her many rest a while. ” 所以才想着,早上附身在她身上,让她多歇息一会儿。” The sound of sound or woman, but obviously changed into the tune of another person, should be the husband. 声音还是女人的声音,但明显换成了另一个人的腔调,应该是丈夫的。 Everyone feels sorry, do not sell to feel sorry, you take possession on your wife, damages your wife lifespan very much.” “大家都可怜,你也就别卖可怜了,你附身在你老婆身上,很损你老婆阳寿的。” Saying, Zhou Ze is opening steamed the steamer tray, took out a steamed bun from inside, the thumb nail pinched gently, 说着,周泽打开了蒸屉,从里面取出一个馒头,大拇指指甲轻轻地掐了进去, Moreover, sells this type of steamed bun to deceive the money of the world of the living, even gives your child teaching fee/spent, did not fear that damages their good deeds done in secret?” “况且,卖这种馒头骗阳间的钱,就算给你孩子教学费,就不怕损他们的阴德么?” The steamed bun in Zhou Ze hand starts to change slowly, 周泽手中的馒头慢慢地开始发生变化, Turns the steamed bun shape thing that a paper stuck, inside stuffing is actually chaotic one group of starch, moreover became dark. 变成了一个纸糊的馒头状的东西,里面的馅儿其实是乱糟糟的一团浆糊,而且都发黑了。 old daoist at the same time, opens directly spits: 一边的老道,直接开吐: Vomits!” “呕!”
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