Ongone backroad, isZhou Zedrives, old daoistnowthisappearance, was not suitableto drive.
回去的路上,是周泽开车,老道现在这个样子,也不适合开车了。„Boss, was thatwomanreally the evildebt of yourancestors?”
“老板,那个女人真的是你上辈子的孽债?”„What did youhear?”Zhou Zeasked.
“你听到了什么?”周泽问道。„Eh, relax, Boss, Iwill giveyouto keep the secret!”old daoistpatted the skinnychestimmediately.
“额,放心吧,老板,我会给您保守秘密的!”老道马上拍了拍自己干瘦的胸脯。„Deceased person, mostwill keep the secret.”
“死人,最会保守秘密。”„............”old daoist.
“…………”老道。„Creak............”
“吱呀…………”Vehiclesharplychecked, stopped.
车子一个急刹,停了下来。old daoistterrifiedonestartled,老道悚然一惊,Lyingtrough,
卧槽,Reallycansilence a witness of crime?
真的要杀人灭口?Zhou Zeroutinelyputs out a handto touch the smoke, actuallydiscoveredownsmokepulled outdid not have, lookedtoold daoist, wantsto want the smoketohim, finallydiscovered that old daoistboth handsgrabbedhisknee, trembled there.周泽习惯性地伸手去摸烟,却发现自己烟抽没了,看向老道,想向他要烟,结果发现老道双手抓着他自己的膝盖,在那里瑟瑟发抖。Was really frightened?
真的被吓到了?Zhou Zeput out a handto paton the old daoistshoulder,周泽伸手在老道肩膀上拍了一下,„Hey.”
“喂。”„Ah!”“啊!”old daoistcalledone, looks atZhou Ze.老道叫了一声,看着周泽。Zhou Zeis somewhat funny, the usualimage is so unsatisfactory, reallycanmakeold daoistfeel will oneselfsilence a witness of crime?周泽有些好笑,自己平时的形象就这么不佳么,真的能让老道觉得自己会杀人灭口?„With the smoke.”
“拿根烟。”„oh, good.”
“哦,好。”old daoisttakes out the smokeimmediately, gaveZhou Ze, thenhelpsZhou Zeignitepersonally, seemed like the ancientmaidservantcarefully, merelythismaidservant, was too rather old.老道马上取出烟,递给了周泽,然后亲自帮周泽点火,小心谨慎地像是古代的侍女,只是这侍女,未免太老了一些。„Boss, what do youstop to make?”
“老板,您停车想做啥?”„Do not install, acts in a playveryfun?”
“别装了,演戏很好玩么?”„Eh............”
“额…………”old daoistis showing the whites of the eyesat heart, serves your ficklewidowedrighteousnessBto be easyI!老道在心里翻了个白眼,伺候你这薄情寡义的b容易么我!Sometimesold daoistcannotunderstand itself, naturaldaywell, whymustdeal with the ghostboss, butthinksandfelt relaxed, perhapsthisis the life,老道有时候都不能理解自己,好好的潇洒日子不过,为什么总要跟鬼老板打交道,但想想又释然了,或许这就是人生吧,Perhaps,
或许,Thisis a man.
这就是男人吧。Does not eat to the fullsupportssought forsomestimulation and challenges, livedbored?
不吃饱了撑了寻找一些刺激和挑战,生活得有多无聊?Present'slife, but before cannot contact, overwhelming majorityaverage peoplecannot contact.
况且,现在的这种生活可是以前的自己所接触不到的,绝大部分普通人也接触不到。„Boss, whatstopsto make?”old daoistthenasked.
“老板,停下来做什么?”老道这才问道。„Has the breakfast.”
“吃早餐。”Zhou Zesaid,opened the vehicle door, gets out.周泽说完,推开了车门,下了车。Has the breakfast?
吃早餐?
The boss did youbring the juice? Ihave not brought.
老板你带汁水了没有?我没带啊。Fronthas a row of breakfastbooth, has the boothfried cake, has the noodles, there areto sell the steamed stuffed buncruller, hereis a transportationXiaolukou, the vehicles of communicationare many, manypeopledriveto stopto eat a thingtohere.
前面有一排早餐摊,有摊煎饼的,有下面条的,也有卖包子油条的,这里算是一个交通小路口,来往的车辆不少,不少人开车到这里停车下来吃点东西。Zhou Zearrives in front of the stall keeper who sold the bouillon, the vendoris a middle-aged man.周泽走到了一卖肉汤的摊贩前面,摊主是一个中年男子。„Twobowls of steamed beef soup.”Zhou Zesaid.
“两碗牛肉汤。”周泽说道。„Good, puts the hot pepper?”
“好嘞,放辣子么?”„Puts.”
“放。”„Ok.”
“行。”
The vendorsfirstput outtwobowls, puts the minced green onion and coriandertowardinsidein turn, thenputsomebeef;
摊主先拿出两个碗,往里面依次放葱花和香菜,再放了一些牛肉;Laterfrom the soup caldroninhas been abundantonespoon of soupto go in the bunkeris burningbut actually, goes back the soup in bowl again but actually, immediately afterwardputseachseasoningin the bowlagain, finallywas filled with the soup, helpingZhou Zeplaceonone sidesmalltabletwobowls.
之后从一直用煤炉烧着的汤锅里盛出一勺汤倒进去,再把碗里的汤再倒回去,紧接着再在碗里面放各个调味品,最后再盛满了汤,帮周泽把两个碗放在了一侧的小桌上。Zhou Zetook the hot pepperin the bowlto puttooneself, wantedtwocakes, sat.周泽拿着辣椒给自己碗里面多放了一些,又要了两个饼,坐了下来。old daoistalsocameat this time, hesitsbyZhou Ze, rubbedrubbing hands, is somewhat constrained, somewhatfeels extremely flattered, mother, the oldboardonetimetreats!老道这个时候也来了,他坐在周泽旁边,搓了搓手,有些拘束,也有些受宠若惊,妈的,老板头一遭请客啊!Thisstingy persontreatedunexpectedly!
这个铁公鸡居然请客了!
Should Icryto contrast the atmosphere?
我该不该哭一下烘托一下氛围?old daoistkeeps the psychological activity that engages to engage, thenseesZhou Zeto ripto put in the doughinside the soup bowlto soakleisurelyone after another.老道不停地做着作死的心理活动,然后看见周泽在旁边慢条斯理地把面饼撕成一块一块地放入汤碗里浸泡。old daoistalsofollows the example, old daoistthis whole lifeis widely traveledhas treated the placewere manywent, will eattothistype of breakfastwill not be certainly strange, the bossgreeted the tone of guest to listenall of a suddenis a native of Henan.老道也有样学样,老道这辈子走南闯北去过的待过的地方多了去了,对这种早餐吃食当然不会陌生,老板招呼客人的语气能一下子听出来是河南人。But the mornings of manynative of Henan, actuallystartfromonebowl of soup.
而很多河南人的早晨,其实是从一碗汤开始的。However, old daoisthas not drunk, withoutmoving, suchsilentlylooks atZhou Ze.
不过,老道没喝,也没动,就这么默默地看着周泽。Zhou Zelooked atsome is not comfortablebyhim, said: „What's wrong, couldn't eat?”周泽被他看得有些不自在,道:“怎么了,吃不惯?”„, Does not eatto be used to eat.”
“不不不,吃得惯吃得惯。”old daoistis dealing with, being perfunctory.老道应付着,敷衍着。Thissoup,
这汤,Definitelyhas the issue!
绝对有问题啊!Suddenly the parking, had the breakfastto have the issuevery much, unexpectedlyalsoripped the doughseriously, set the officialexample.
忽然停车,下来吃早餐就很有问题了,居然还一本正经地撕面饼,做得这么正式的样子。
The old daoistsideis excessive, took a look atseveralthatbosses,老道侧过头,又打量了几眼那个老板,
Is thisboss a ghost?
这个老板是个鬼?Thatthissoup, is absolutely unclean!
那这汤,绝对不干净!old daoistfeltoneselfhave seen throughall, mmp, the bossplays a dirty trick, before looking like, askedmefirstto walkto be the same indormitory, thenoneselflookinside,looks at the dormitoryto be curving.老道觉得自己已经看穿了一切,mmp,老板又使坏,就像是之前在宿舍楼里叫我先走一样,然后自己在旁边看着,看着宿舍楼弯曲下来。this timedefinitelyandmakes fun in thatme!这次肯定又是在那我开涮!Waits formeto eatthissoup, thenmakes a fool of oneself!
等着我喝这个汤,然后出洋相!„Is a little hot, Iwait/etc.drank.”old daoistanswered.
“有点烫,我等等喝。”老道解释道。Zhou Zenods , to continue to rip the dough in hand.周泽点点头,继续撕手中的面饼。old daoistalso was a little actually hungry, helooked atseveralthatbosses, sets out, said: „Boss, selectsis insufficient, Igooppositeto buytwosteamed bunsto come back.”老道其实也有点饿了,他又看了几眼那个老板,起身,道:“老板,这么点儿不够,我去对面买俩馒头回来。”Saying, old daoistis going toopposite ofXiaoma Roadto buyseveralwheat floursteamed buns, sat down, takes up a steamed bunto gnawdirectly, ateveryfragrant.
说着,老道跑到小马路对面买回来几个白面馒头,重新坐下,拿起一个馒头直接啃了起来,吃得很香。Mother,
妈的,
The thing that oneselfbuyeatsfelt relieved,isfragrant!
自己买的东西吃得就是放心,就是香!Sells the steamed bunthatbigyounger sisterchest frontsteamed bun is also big.
还有卖馒头的那个大妹子胸前的馒头也好大。old daoisteatsis eating, dispatched a steamed bunto giveZhou Ze.老道吃着吃着,又递出一个馒头给了周泽。Zhou Zereceived the steamed bun, placedby the soup bowl, thenlooks at the old daoistlook, the faint smile.周泽接过了馒头,放在了汤碗旁边,然后看着老道的眼神,似笑非笑。Well,
咦,Whyvisitsmewiththislook?
为什么用这种眼神看着我?Under the old daoistheartstartedto hit the whisper,老道心下又开始打起了嘀咕,Not,
不是吧,Ido not jump the trap that youset, does not eatthissoup, youruncomfortable?
我不跳你设下的圈套,不喝这汤,你不舒服?Howyoucanlike this!
你怎么能这样!My should whether or notdrink?
那我是不是应该喝一点?old daoistis chewing the steamed bunwhileis thinking, is really a king's right-hand man as dangerous as being in the company of atiger, theseghostbig shotare not affable.老道一边嘴嚼着馒头一边想着,实在是伴君如伴虎,这些鬼大佬一个都不好惹。merely, in front ofoneselfthisbowl of seeminglyfragrantsoup, the ghostknows that is anything, if whatcentipedebakesorisroasts the mouseand so on, pouring is not unedible, butdoes not know is completely anygadgettypeunknownspatialfrightened is really fearful.只是,自己面前这碗看起来香喷喷的汤,鬼知道里面到底是个什么东西,如果是什么蜈蚣烧烤或者是烤老鼠之类的,倒也不是不能吃,但完全不知道是啥玩意儿这种未知空恐惧实在是太可怕了。„Boss, eats, thissteamed bunreallyquitedelicious.”old daoisthit.
“老板,吃啊,这馒头真的好好吃。”老道打了个哈哈。Zhou Zetook upjustplaced the steamed bun on table, said: „Tableis unclean, the steamed bunwas dirty.”周泽拿起刚刚放在桌上的馒头,道:“桌子不干净,馒头脏了。”„ThatthisIeat, Iam not tasteful, do not waste.”
“那这个我吃,我不讲究,别浪费了。”old daoistreceived the steamed bunfromZhou Ze, gnawed, thisbouillon, hedoes not planto drinkin any case!老道从周泽手里接过馒头,又啃了起来,反正这肉汤,他不打算喝!At the worstfinds an excuseagain, saidownsteamed bunate to the full, could not drink.
大不了再找个借口,说自己馒头吃饱了,喝不下了。Zhou Zelooks atold daoist, shakes the head.周泽看着老道,摇摇头。Hey,
嘿,Disappointed?
失望了吧?Hasn't worked?
没得逞吧?
Am Iintelligent?
我聪明吧?
Were youhelpless?
你无奈了吧?old daoistis at heart delicious.老道心里美滋滋。Then, old daoistseesZhou Zeto lower the head, carries the soup bowl, atesoup, thentakes the chopsticks, clamps a meat, feeds in the mouthto chew.
然后,老道看见周泽低下头,端起汤碗,喝了一口汤,然后拿着筷子,夹出一块肉,送进嘴里嘴嚼着。Canlook, even ifputmanyhot pepperflavorsto be very heavy, butZhou Zeate is still very difficult, swallowing was also very painful, since thishas conformed to the Zhou Zeconsistentdiningpatternactually.
可以看出来,哪怕放了很多辣椒味道很重,但周泽吃起来依旧很艰难,吞咽得也很痛苦,这倒是符合周泽一贯以来的进餐模式。merely, the one wholetssomeold daoistsurpriseis, did the bosseat the soupunexpectedly?只是,让老道有些诧异的是,老板居然喝汤了?Difficultto be inadequateiswants?
难不成是自己想多了?
Doesn't thissouphave the issue?
这汤没问题?old daoistdoes not thinkZhou Zetobe swindledquoted fromoneselfthensacrificedhe himself.老道可不认为周泽会为了引自己上当然后牺牲了他自己。Wasmyextreme nervousness?
是我草木皆兵了?old daoistlooks that Zhou Zecontinuesincomparablyto eat the soupto eat the doughpainfully, finally confirmed that thissoupdoes not have the issue, wasadds the playtooneself!老道看着周泽继续无比痛苦地喝汤吃面饼,终于确认了,这汤没问题,是自己给自己加戏了!At that moment, old daoistalsolowers the headto eatsoupimmediately,
当下,老道也马上低下头喝了一口汤,Un, is very authentic, the tasteis very good, beautifuldropverybeautifuldrop.
嗯,很正宗,滋味很棒,美滴很美滴很。
The mother, justalmostate the steamed bunto be choked.
妈的,刚差点啃馒头被噎着了。old daoistlet looseeating, eatsdelighted, even ifin the city of Henan, looks for a tasteauthenticsouphall is not easy, inTongchengdrinks the authentictasteespeciallydrinksin the roadside, shouldbe treasured.老道放开了吃,吃得不亦乐乎,哪怕是在河南的城市里,找一家滋味正宗的汤馆也不容易,在通城喝到正宗滋味的尤其还是在路边上喝的,就更值得珍惜了。
The soup, old daoistfinished eating the steamed bun and dough, the midwayalsoaddedsoup, un, the additionalsoupdoes not receive money, said/tunnel.
就着汤,老道把馒头和面饼都吃完了,中途还加了一次汤,嗯,加汤不收钱的,地道。Zhou Zeate1/3, atemotionless, put down the chopsticks, sitsinside.周泽吃了三分之一,吃不动了,放下了筷子,在旁边坐着。
After old daoistfinished eating, pattedownbelly, feelssomewhathas not given full expression, haven't oneselfeaten to the fullunexpectedly?老道吃完后拍了拍自己的肚皮,觉得有些意犹未尽,自己居然没吃饱么?Is thinking when mustcomeonebowlagain, Zhou Zestrikes an attitudeto take the wallet,
想着要不要再来一碗时,周泽作势拿钱包,old daoistunderstoodsets outtying the accountimmediately, thiseyesightvigorhad.老道心领神会马上起身把账给结了,这点儿眼力劲儿还是有的。Stands up, old daoist first steptookcar keyfrom the table, said: „Boss, goes backmeto drive, youwere also tired.”
站起身,老道先一步从桌上拿了车钥匙,道:“老板,回去我开车吧,你也累了。”Zhou Zeshakes the head, „youare not easy, Icome.”周泽摇摇头,“你也不容易,我来吧。”
The bosschanged,
老板变了,Reallychanged!
真的变了!Not onlyasked the subordinateto have the breakfastto eat the soup, but alsounderstood that sympathized the subordinate!
不光请手下人吃早餐喝汤,还懂得体贴下属了!
When old daoisthesitatesmustwipe the tearstaking advantage of opportunityoutstandingcenter the atmospherepushesagainsome, Zhou Zemoved towardthat side the street, the old daoistnaturallyfollowingsame place, then, old daoistseesZhou Zebeforeoneselfjustbought the steamed bun the stallstopped.老道犹豫着要不要抹点眼泪顺势表表中心把氛围再推上去一些时,周泽走向了马路那边,老道自然跟着一起,然后,老道看见周泽在自己刚刚买馒头的摊位前停了下来。Hehe,
嘿嘿,Isaid that thisstallproprietresssteamed bunis very big, boss your hypocrisy, Yingying'sbig, youwantto look that cannotlookmomentarily.
我就说这家摊位老板娘馒头很大吧,老板你这个假正经,莺莺的也不小,你想看不是随时可以看么。Man,
呵,男人,
The family/homespendsnot to have the wildflower fragranceforever.
家花永远没有野花香。old daoistat the sidecrazilypsychological activity, hefeels likeafterthatsomeone of ancestorshas contacted, the bossprobablychanged, becamemeets the rusticity.老道在旁边疯狂地心理活动,他觉得似乎是和上辈子的那个谁谁接触过之后,老板像是变了,变得接地气了。„Boss, whatstuffingwants the steamed bun? Wheat flour?” The proprietressesaskedvery muchwarmly.
“老板,要什么馅儿的馒头?还是白面儿的?”老板娘很热情地问道。Zhou Zeshook the head, puts out a handto refer to the proprietress.周泽摇摇头,伸手指了指老板娘。fuck, the beast, we have a look, youalsosexually harassedunexpectedly, do youwantto buy the steamed bun of proprietress?艹,禽兽,我们就看看,你居然还调戏上了,你是想买老板娘的馒头么?old daoistlooks at the bossto pull up the younger sisterinsideexcitedly,老道在旁边兴奋地看着老板撩妹,Well, did not hear that the oldslatedoesn't get up?
咦,不是听说老板石更不起来么?„Boss, what do youwant?” The proprietressesasked.
“老板,你要啥?”老板娘问道。„You, followme, goes toyou to go to the place that.”Zhou Zesaid.
“你,跟我走吧,去你该去的地方。”周泽说道。old daoistwas shocked,老道愣住了,Scratches,
擦,old daoisthas an ominouspremonitionat heart!老道心里有种不祥的预感!Not?
不是吧?Can't?
不会吧?Is insufficient?
不至于吧?Impossible?
不可能的吧?
The proprietresspursing the lipslip , the soundsuddenlybecamelow and deep, said: „ Idie of illnessearly, a young married womanpersonbrings upthreechildren, spacetwoclasses, but must come outto sell the breakfast, was too laborious.
老板娘抿了抿嘴唇,声音忽然变得低沉了一些,道:“我病死得早,婆娘一个人拉扯仨孩子,一天上两份班,还要出来卖早点,太辛苦了。Thereforeis thinking, in the morningtakes possessiononher, letshermanyresta while. ”
所以才想着,早上附身在她身上,让她多歇息一会儿。”
The sound of soundorwoman, butobviouslychanged into the tune of anotherperson, shouldbe the husband.
声音还是女人的声音,但明显换成了另一个人的腔调,应该是丈夫的。„Everyonefeels sorry, do not sellto feel sorry, youtake possessiononyour wife, damagesyour wifelifespanvery much.”
“大家都可怜,你也就别卖可怜了,你附身在你老婆身上,很损你老婆阳寿的。”Saying, Zhou Zeis openingsteamed the steamer tray, took out a steamed bunfrominside, the thumbnailpinchedgently,
说着,周泽打开了蒸屉,从里面取出一个馒头,大拇指指甲轻轻地掐了进去,„Moreover, sellsthistype of steamed bunto deceive the money of the world of the living, evengivesyourchildteachingfee/spent, did not fear that damagestheirgood deeds done in secret?”
“况且,卖这种馒头骗阳间的钱,就算给你孩子教学费,就不怕损他们的阴德么?”
The steamed bun in Zhou Zehandstartsto changeslowly,周泽手中的馒头慢慢地开始发生变化,Turns the steamed bunshapething that a paperstuck, insidestuffing is actually chaoticonegroup of starch, moreoverbecame dark.
变成了一个纸糊的馒头状的东西,里面的馅儿其实是乱糟糟的一团浆糊,而且都发黑了。old daoistat the same time, opensdirectlyspits:
一边的老道,直接开吐:„Vomits!”
“呕!”
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