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plaque brought, Zhou Ze planned its nail in the two sides, which put left which to put right Zhou Ze didn’t care. 匾额带了回来,周泽打算将其钉在两边,哪个放左哪个放右周泽并不在意 Little Elder Brother Xu Qinglang of next door is very warm, 隔壁家的小哥哥许清朗很热情, Originally squatting at the doorway peeling a clove of garlic, he sees Zhou Ze prepares to hang the plaque, took the hammer and nail from own room directly comes out. 原本蹲在门口剥蒜的他见周泽准备挂匾,直接从自己屋子里取了榔头和钉子出来。 Zhou Ze said thanks, takes up his hammer, only felt that touching the hand is somewhat greasy, some sinking pasture, are enduring in the heart some ill, Zhou Ze two signboards sewing. 周泽说了声谢谢,拿起他的榔头,只感觉触手之中有些油腻,也有些沉甸,忍着心中些许不适,周泽还是将两块牌匾给钉了上去。 Afterward, 随后, Two people retroceded together several steps, looks at the plaque, looks at the gate, looks at the bookstore. 两个人一起后退了几步,看着匾,看着门,看着书店。 Zhou Ze gives Xu Qinglang cigarette to treat as thanks, Xu Qinglang helps a Zhou Ze smoke, 周泽递给许清朗一根烟当作感谢,许清朗周泽点烟, Two people put out the smoke rings together, 二人一起吐出烟圈, The gods synchronize. 神同步。 „Did ideal condition, have?” Zhou Ze said, this is standard indulging in self-glorification. “意境,有了吧?”周泽说道,这是标准的自卖自夸。 Xu Qinglang shakes the head, I have not guessed that the wrong words, these two should stem from Ji Yun's 《Notes of the Thatched Abode of Close Observations》 volume name.” 许清朗摇摇头,“我没猜错的话,这两句应该出自纪昀的《阅微草堂笔记》的卷名。” 《Notes of the Thatched Abode of Close Observations》 is Ji Yun is also a similar 《Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio》 story that Ji Xiaolan writes, by foxes, immortals, ghosts and devils said that expressed the thought of author. 《阅微草堂笔记》是纪昀也就是纪晓岚写的一本类似《聊斋志异》的故事,以狐仙鬼怪之说表达作者本人的思想。 This antithetical couplet meaning in brief is, these are the stories that I hear, everyone present, listens well. 这副对联简而言之的意思就是,这些都是我听说的故事,在座的大家,听听就好。 Un.” Zhou Ze nods. “嗯。”周泽点了点头。 Too hipster, your shop, must lose money.” The Xu Qinglang’s appraisal is very impolite. “还是太文青了,你这家店,还是得亏本。”许清朗的评价很不客气。 Why?” “为什么?” In this world, there are too many stories, every day is having various bizarre and eccentric matters, but lets the matter that the person is interested in truly, are not many. “这个世界上,有太多的故事,每天都在发生各种离奇古怪的事儿,但真正让人感兴趣的事儿,并不多。 Some matters, said does not have the meaning. 有些事儿,说了没意思。 Some matters, did not permit to say. 有些事儿,根本不准说。 Some matters, do not change no one hear. 有些事儿,不改改没人听。 Some matters, do not change not to dare to listen. ” 有些事儿,不改改不敢听。” Zhou Ze looks at Xu Qinglang, looked some little time. 周泽看着许清朗,看了好一会儿。 Xu Qinglang lowers the head slightly, looks to blush, 许清朗微微低头,面露羞红, His itself walks the obsequious attitude by the man the path, charming as if made by Heaven, did not result in the local products at this time tenderly and beautifully. 他本就是以男儿身走媚态的路子,妩媚天成,此时更是娇艳得不可方物。 Xu Qinglang sees Zhou Ze not to speak , to continue saying: 许清朗周泽不说话,就继续道: For example the matters of these mountain spirits, foxes, immortals, ghosts and devils, in the real world, where will really have?” Xu Qinglang yawns, taking advantage of the truth that the false matter lodges, how also possibly really to where to go.” “比如这山精狐仙鬼怪之事儿,现实世界里,哪里会真的有?”许清朗打了个呵欠,“借假的事儿寓的道理,又怎么可能真到哪里去。” Zhou Ze continues to look at Xu Qinglang, did not speak. 周泽继续看着许朗晴,不说话。 Xu Qinglang looked at some scalp tingles, 许朗晴被看得有些头皮发麻, But Zhou Ze continues to visit him. 周泽还是继续看着他。 Finally, Xu Qinglang beckons with the hand, said that must go back to make soup base, turns back him in noodle restaurant, only felt oneself feel uneasy, because in a moment ago, him as if thought Zhou Ze is not looking at itself, 终于,许朗晴摆摆手,说要回去做汤底了,走回面馆的他,只觉得自己芒刺在背,因为在刚才,他仿佛觉得周泽不是在看自己, But is looking at a joke. 而是在看一个笑话。 Zhou Ze has not gone to respond that Xu Qinglang, since two people are the neighbors, then gets down on everyone minds their own business, cannot constitute the competitive relations in any case, what is most essential, Zhou Ze does not have money to change the shop. 周泽没去搭理那个许朗晴,既然二人是邻居,那就井水不犯河水下去吧,反正又构不成竞争关系,最关键的是,周泽没钱换铺子。 Afternoon time, Zhou Ze in most educational books the bookstore all reorganized, to sell the scrap paper the price receiving the scrap takes away. 下午的时候,周泽又将书店里大部分的教材辅导书全都整理出来,以卖废纸的价格给收废品地拿走了。 Also goes to the supermarket to buy ten plastic small chairs, only two remaining bookshelves put Zhou Ze to think that also calculates the interesting book. 又去超市买来十张塑料小椅子,唯二剩下书架放着周泽自己觉得还算有趣的书。 At present, this is a bookstore, rather is a senior citizen cultural activity center. 眼下,与其说这是书店,倒不如说是一个老年人文娱活动中心。 Zhou Ze stretches oneself, doing business, he is not the meeting, at present, nothing but is messes about, in any case Xu Le when is keeping having a deficit, oneself have no pressure. 周泽伸了个懒腰,做生意,他不是很会,眼下,无非是瞎折腾而已,反正徐乐在的时候就是在不停地亏欠,自己也没什么压力。 Arrives at small second floor, Zhou Ze switched on the power to the freezer, established a temperature, smoked cigarette to wait for a while outside, put out a hand to send in freezer to trace again. 来到小二楼,周泽将冰柜电源打开,设置了一个温度,在外面抽了一根烟等了一会儿,再伸手送入冰柜里摸了摸。 The temperature was similar, Zhou Ze lay down. 温度差不多了,周泽躺了进去。 freezer that more than 10,000 buy, the function are certainly many, for example also has the fixed time design, is equivalent to a Zhou Ze’s alarm clock. 一万多买来的冰柜,功能当然不少,比如还有定时设计,相当于周泽的一个闹钟。 freezer closed, 冰柜闭合, Zhou Ze both hands place the lower abdomen position, lies down everywhere straight, 周泽双手放在自己小腹位置,躺得比比直直, It seems like, 看起来, Walks very serenely. 走得很安详。 ............ ………… Late at night, 深夜, A red sedan stopped near the bookstore entrance street, this street somewhat was spacious, that side door, are abutting the noodle restaurant and bookstore are also turning on a light. 一辆红色的轿车停在了书店门口的马路边,这一条街都有些空旷,店门那边,也就紧靠着的面馆和书店还亮着灯。 In the car(riage) sits a girl wearing formal attire, black down jacket, the shawl sends, seeming like somewhat lovable and fine. 车里坐着一个穿着得体的女孩儿,黑色羽绒服,披肩发,看起来有些可爱和精致。 Xiao Bai, your scoundrel, the old lady prepared for three days, you me tell today unexpectedly you ran to travel on official business, you gave me dead, go away!” 肖柏,你这个混蛋,老娘准备了三天,你今天居然跟我说你跑去出差了,你给我去死吧,滚!” The girl hung up the telephone, sits is penting up anger on the driver seat. 女孩儿挂断了电话,坐在驾驶座上生着闷气。 corgi on front passenger seat jumped on the girl leg, its hair elegant shiny, looked was breed is good, and raised very attentively. 副驾驶座位上的柯基跳到了女孩儿腿上,它的毛发飘逸亮泽,一看就是品种不错且饲养得很用心。 Clever, you accompany me fortunately.” “乖,还好还有你陪我。” The girl lit cigarette, extended to shake the cigarette ash the hand, the vision looked to outside, seeing that bookstore, the key to be away from the glass window to see inside arrangement to be somewhat unusual, does not have too many bookshelves, on the contrary was plastic backless stools. 女孩儿点了一根烟,把手伸出去抖了抖烟灰,目光向外面看去,看见了那家书店,关键隔着玻璃窗可以看见里面的陈设有些异常,没有太多的书架,反倒是一张张塑料板凳。 Gets out, the girl holds corgi to walk to the bookstore, she does not think that a person opens at this valentine day night aimless is strolling randomly, she wants to find a peaceful point place to sit. 下了车,女孩儿抱着柯基向书店走来,她不想一个人在这个情人节的夜晚漫无目的地开着乱逛,她想要找一个安静点的地方坐坐。 The bookstore gate has not closed, after walking, can the sensation arrive at inside air conditioning warm air. 书店门没关,走进去后能够感知到里面的空调暖气。 The girl is pulling oneself dog, first chose a magazine on the bookshelf casually, then sat on a plastic chair. 女孩牵着自己的狗,先在书架上随便选了一本杂志,然后在一张塑料椅子上坐了下来。 corgi was loosened by her, the little fellow starts exploration in the shop. 柯基被她松开,小家伙开始在店里面“探险”。 A magazine turns, the girl stretches oneself gently, thought that some mouths do, shout: 一本杂志翻完,女孩儿轻轻伸了个懒腰,觉得有些口干,喊道: Boss, are you there, your does here have milk tea or the coffee?” “老板,你在不在,你这儿有没有奶茶或者咖啡?” The girl stands up, the magazine in hand will put before, chose 《A Dream of Red Mansions》 of illustration version, when she sits, cannot bear and shouts: 女孩儿站起身,将之前手中的杂志放回去,又选了一本插画版的《红楼梦》,等到她又坐下来时,忍不住又喊道: Boss, greater part of the night you died, like this opened a shop?” “老板,大半夜地你死了啊,这样开店的?” On the bookstore glass door hangs is doing business, welcome visits the small sign, the door to open, the warm air is also opening, is still definitely doing business. 书店玻璃门上挂着“正在营业,欢迎光临”的小牌子,店门又开着,暖气也开着,肯定是还在营业中的。 If the girl did not are more polite at this time or the curiosity is heavier, steps onto second floor to look at one on own initiative, she may admire oneself spoke it and it happened. 如果女孩儿这时候更不要礼貌一些或者好奇心更重一些,主动走上二楼看一眼的话,她可能会佩服自己的“一语成箴”。 In the second floor low space, really has an ice coffin, 二楼低矮的空间里,确实有一个冰棺, The boss lies down in inside, really seems like a deceased person, 老板躺在里面,真的像是一个死人, No, 不, The boss itself is a deceased person. 老板本就是一个死人。 Naturally, the girl is very possible not to admire itself to be frightened with enough time directly is frightened out of one's wits. 当然,女孩儿很可能没来得及佩服自己就直接被吓得魂飞魄散。 The normal people late at night in enter a shop, finally discovered that the shop owner lies down in the ice coffin of freezing unexpectedly, suffices frightened? 正常人深夜里进入一家店,结果发现店主竟然躺在冰冻的冰棺里,够惊悚的吧? The girl lit cigarette, some are impatient, pulls out the cell phone to start to play. 女孩儿又点了一根烟,有些不耐烦了,掏出手机开始玩。 At this time, the shout that the sound of footsteps that the stairway that side heard, Zhou Ze did not hear the girl got up, he naturally awoke. 这个时候,楼梯口那边传来的脚步声,周泽不是听到女孩儿的喊声起来的,他是自然醒。 Just the next staircase, Zhou Ze saw a yellow small form to flee to own leg on, asked to hug to oneself. 刚下楼梯,周泽就看见一条黄色的小身影窜到自己腿上,向自己求抱抱。 Zhou Ze bends the waist with a smile, holds corgi in the bosom, the little fellow is not shy of strangers, with who ripe appearance. 周泽笑着弯下腰,将柯基抱在怀里,小家伙不认生,跟谁都熟的样子。 Immediately, Zhou Ze discovered that sits that woman in shop, 随即,周泽才发现坐在店里的那个女人, oh, , The been open for business first guest. 开张的第一个客人。 But has not imagined excited, because Zhou Ze today nothing but changed the bookstore sign, cleaned up inside arrangement, 但没想象中激动,因为周泽今天无非是把书店牌子换了一下,又把里面的陈设清理了一下, Has not actually thought, 却还没想好, How following should make money. 下面该怎么赚钱。 Your does here have the coffee the boss?” “你这儿有咖啡么老板?” The girl asked. 女孩儿问道。 Zhou Ze put out a hand to refer to the drinking fountain of corner, in the drinking fountain also had the disposable paper glass to put. 周泽伸手指了指墙角的一个饮水机,饮水机里还有一次性纸杯放着。 The girl is somewhat helpless, but sets out, oneself to oneself one cup of water, then sat oneself plastic backless stool but actually. 女孩儿有些无奈,但还是起身,自己给自己倒了一杯水,然后又坐回了自己的塑料板凳。 one host and one guest, 一主一客, Looks at each other speechless. 相顾无言。 Probably after a half hour of silence , the girl starts to brush the micro blog, starts to look at the video, the video is very noisy makes noise very much: 大概半个小时的沉默后,女孩儿开始刷微博,开始看视频,有一个视频很吵很喧嚣: Passed through passing by, cannot miss! “走过的路过的,不能错过! I am added the sacrificial paper money that holds by old daoist, the limit supply! 老道我加持的冥钞,限量供应! After you can burn , when get down takes to use, but can also take an interest, is higher than the Yu’e Bao interest! 您可以烧了以后自己下去时取出来用,还能吃点利息,比余额宝利息更高! Also can burn is giving to itself the following family member, is quickly convenient, treats both the young and old honestly, ghost messenger does not harass, will not skin layer upon layer! ” 还能烧着送给自己下面的亲人,快捷方便,童叟无欺,鬼差不扰,不会层层扒皮!” The girl saw after this video, smiled, the person generally meeting funny matter always routine wants to share, she raised the head, looks to sit the boss after counter, said: 女孩儿看到这个视频后笑了起来,人一般遇到让人搞笑的事儿总是习惯性想分享一下的,她抬起头,看着坐在柜台后的老板,道: Boss, this video have you looked? This old daoist live broadcast, very famous. Almost became an internet celebrity.” “老板,这个视频你看过没有?这个老道的直播,挺有名气的。几乎成了一个网红了。” oh, live broadcast?” Some Zhou Ze doubts, he put out the cell phone, in Xu Le’s cell phone, live broadcast software really many, it seems like that this goods usually in are very boring, did not look that the live broadcast is writing Bai Jie's rear-drive. ,直播么?”周泽有些疑惑,他拿出了手机,徐乐的手机里,直播软件真的不少,看来这货平日里是真的很无聊,不是看直播就是在写白洁的后传。 Un, you search for his ID, is very funny, he opened underworld shop in Chengdu probably, but already long-term non- live broadcast.” “嗯,你搜一下他的ID,很搞笑的,他好像在蓉城开了一家冥店,但已经好长时间不直播了。” Zhou Ze turns on the software, started to defer to girl's view to search for that old daoist ID, searched for a live broadcast room- anchor was not at home. 周泽打开软件,开始按照女孩儿的说法搜了那个老道的ID,搜出来一个直播房间-主播不在家。 But was good because of can look at the playbacking video, Zhou Ze selected casually the moon/month ago video players. 但好在可以看回放视频,周泽随便点了一个一个月前的视频播放。 In the video old daoist fixes the cell phone in a position, a person shadowboxes there, the fist wind is good, can look is the person skilled in martial arts, in the video picture, the youngster sits there, the corners of the mouth have a smile, narrow the eyes to focus, probably is watching the monkey play. 视频里老道将手机固定在一个位置,一个人在那里打拳,拳风不错,可以看出来是练家子,视频画面里,有一个少年坐在那里,嘴角含笑,眯着眼,像是在看猴戏。 Zhou Ze was perfunctory drew the progress, in the picture presented a man, sat behind the counter, in the hand takes the soup spoon, probably is sipping gruel. 周泽敷衍地拉了进度,画面中又出现了一个男子,坐在柜台后面,手里拿着汤匙,好像是在喝粥。 old daoist spoke with confidence in video main picture, kept selling as well as in the sacrificial paper money that Taobao sold, but the Zhou Ze’s vision actually looks in the video corner subconsciously that man. 老道在视频主画面里侃侃而谈,不停地推销着自己以及自己在淘宝卖的冥钞,但周泽的目光却下意识地看着视频角落里那个男子。 He is knitting the brows, he in the suffering, he in the pain, he is repelling, 他在皱眉,他在煎熬,他在痛苦,他在排斥, Gruel, 一口粥, He eats very difficultly, 他吃得很艰难, Then continues second, 然后继续第二口, Probably is receiving punishment to be the same. 像是在受刑一样。 Zhou Ze looks that deeply inspires, as if oneself that man by video corner were also infected. 周泽看着看着深吸一口气,似乎自己也被视频角落的那个男子感染到了。 Eats meal, 吃饭, Really is not an easy matter. 真的不是一件容易的事儿啊。 He does not know in the video the status of that man, but the instinct raised some interests, should the opposite party be an apositia patient? What disease does the stomach have? 他不知道视频内那个男子的身份,但却本能地提起了些许兴趣,对方应该是一个厌食症患者?或者肠胃有什么疾病? After the video player ended, Zhou Ze opened the page, is popular result, the account number to old daoist sent a private letter with Xu Le is landing directly: 视频播放结束后,周泽打开了页面,兴之所致,直接用徐乐登陆着的帐号给老道发了一条私信: In video that sits the man who sips gruel in behind, is who?” “视频里那个坐在后面喝粥的男人,是谁?” Hey, I walk, how much money?” The girl stands up, stretches oneself, „said today that others affirmed, when my fool, the valentine day evening I sat in the bookstore unexpectedly looked at such long A Dream of Red Mansions.” “喂,我走啦,多少钱?”女孩儿站起身,伸了个懒腰,“今儿说出去人家肯定当我傻子,情人节的晚上我居然坐在书店里看了这么久红楼梦。” You look to give.” Zhou Ze said. “你看着给吧。”周泽说道。 The opposite party also read a while book, oneself but actually one cup of pure water. 对方也就看了一会儿书,自己倒了一杯纯净水。 The girl shot a look at Zhou Ze, „ boss, your repertoire is really good, probably these grandmasters sitting in the temple writing bamboo fortunes are the same. 女孩儿瞥了一眼周泽,“老板,你这套路真好,像是那些坐在庙里解签的大师一样。 That side the rush cushion writes free bamboo fortunes sign, after the tourist projects the bamboo slip asks him to solve to be good, he again puts out a red donation book to you, above writes a big string name and incense and candle money, lowest 100. ” 蒲团那边写着‘免费解签’的牌子,等游客投出签找他解好之后,他再拿出一个红色的布施簿给你,上面写着一大串名字和香火钱,最低的都一百。” Zhou Ze smiles, shows neither approval nor disapproval. 周泽笑笑,不置可否。 The girl put out a hundred dollar bill, before placing itself, on chair that sits, then held her corgi to open the bookstore door to leave. 女孩儿拿出了一张一百,放在了自己之前坐的椅子上,然后抱着她的柯基推开了书店门离开了。 Zhou Ze stands up, receives that $100, was hit in the hand, 周泽站起身,将那一百块收起来,在手中弹了一下, a cracking sound, 一声脆响, This is one of the world most wonderful sounds. 这是世间最美妙的声音之一。 When turns back the counter that side again, Zhou Ze discovered that the phone screen shone, turns on the cell phone, the discovery reply, is the private reply of that old daoist, the content of reply is very unexpectedly simple: 等再走回柜台那边时,周泽发现手机屏幕亮了一下,打开手机,发现居然有一条回信,是那个老道的私密回信,回信的内容很简单: No!” “没啦!”
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