The tinea capitis monk comes suddenly, walks also suddenly, naturally, under eying covetously of old daoist, he paid up. 癞头和尚来得突然,走得也突然,当然,在老道的虎视眈眈下,他结账了。 „This person of whether or not is sick the boss.” old daoist asked ill-humoredly, „this poor Daoist just stood to listen, he urged the boss you not to catch the ghost unexpectedly, didn't grasp the performance and sacrificial paper money where the ghost boss you came?” “这人是不是有病啊老板。”老道没好气地问道,“贫道刚站在旁边听了一些,他居然劝老板你不去抓鬼,不抓鬼老板你哪里来的业绩和冥钞？” Then, old daoist waves, gives to close the lamp in shop, even if the present is during the daytime, but after turning off a light , the brightness in shop also dropped all of a sudden, immediately afterward he offers valuable advice probably same shouts: 说完,老道挥挥手,把店里的灯给关上,哪怕现在是白天,但关灯后店里的亮度也一下子下降了许多,紧接着他像是献宝一样喊道: „Monkey pounds!” “猴砸！” The little monkey jumped immediately, in the hand takes two plastic fans, on the fan is also dyeing the silver burnishing powder, when brandishes, but also really has a bright and beautiful effect. 小猴子马上跳了过来,手里拿着两个塑料扇子,扇子上还染着银光粉,挥舞起来时,还真有种亮丽的效果。 old daoist stands with the monkey in one row, the monkey and old daoist stamps the feet neatly downward, shouts: 老道跟猴子站在一排,猴子和老道整齐地向下跺脚,同时喊道: „Our slogans are!” “我们的口号是！” „Diligently! Diligently! Diligently!” “努力！努力！努力！” „Our spirits are!” “我们的精神是！” „Struggle! Struggle! Struggle!” “奋斗！奋斗！奋斗！” „Our goals are!” “我们的目标是！” „Sacrificial paper money! Sacrificial paper money! Sacrificial paper money!” “冥币！冥币！冥币！” „Good, receives the team!” “好,收队！” The monkey retrocedes immediately, rebound bar. 猴子马上后退,又跳回了吧台。 Zhou Ze does not know whether to laugh or cry in side. 周泽在旁边哭笑不得。 „ Sacrificial paper money is just, the sacrificial paper money is all, “冥币才是正义,冥币才是一切, Boss, be not tricked by him. ” 老板,你千万别被他忽悠到了哇。” The old daoist chest has scar together, it is said depended on the sacrificial paper money to evade others initially toward an own pit of the stomach blade, therefore he has deeply to the sacrificial paper money holds to read. 老道胸口有一道疤,据说是当初靠着冥币躲过了人家往自己心窝子的一刀,所以他对冥币有很深的执念。 Zhou Ze beckons with the hand, hints itself to be clear. 周泽摆摆手,示意自己清楚。 „Well, is you?” “咦,是您？” The bookstore gate was shoved open, walks young people. 书店门被推开,走进来一个年轻人。 This young people Zhou Ze knew, is an intern in People's Hospital, initially Zhou Ze in the hospital disguises when the doctor helps the person see a doctor he several times there, oneself were also helps him break through several times. 这个年轻人周泽认识,是人民医院的一个实习医生,当初周泽在医院里假装医生帮人看病时他几次都在那里,自己也算是帮他解围过几次了。 „You how here?” “您怎么在这里？” The young intern is very curious to Zhou Ze, natural dull he has not inquired clear Zhou Ze and Dr. Lin’s relations unexpectedly, but also thinks that Zhou Ze is really a doctor. 年轻的实习医生对周泽很是好奇,天然呆的他居然还没打听清楚周泽和林医生的关系,还以为周泽真的是医生。 Naturally, is the method that because Zhou Ze sees a doctor is truly excellent, makes the young intern unable to distinguish. 当然,也是因为周泽看病的手段确实高超,也着实让年轻的实习医生分辨不出来。 „Is the doctor not to have the future, did business.” Zhou Ze was perfunctory one casually. “做医生没前途,做生意了。”周泽随便敷衍了一声。 „Is this bookstore that you open?” “这是您开的书店？” „Is.” “算是吧。” At this moment, the Tang poem appeared in the stairway, looks at Zhou Ze. 就在这时,唐诗出现在了楼梯口,看着周泽。 „You first sit, I go.” “你先坐着,我去一下。” The young doctor sat in side, old daoist very flourishing sentiment ground tea, so long as you met the tea, was 100 lowest expenses. 年轻医生在旁边坐了下来,老道很殷情地上茶水,只要您接茶了,就是一百最低消费。 Zhou Ze arrives in front of the Tang poem, „how?” 周泽走到唐诗面前,“怎么了？” „Will you have free time tomorrow?” The Tang poem asked. “你明天有空么？”唐诗问道。 „No.” “没有。” „What will you plan to make tomorrow?” “那你明天本打算做什么的？” „Has not thought.” “还没想好。” The Tang poem nodded, hints itself to know, „that tomorrow evening eats meal together.” 唐诗点头,示意自己知道了,“那明晚一起吃饭。” Finishes speaking, the Tang poem and Zhou Ze also knit the brows. 话音刚落,唐诗和周泽同时皱眉。 Tomorrow will eat meal together, regarding the average person, is a normal human relations terminology, but regarding these two people, will be as good as a torture. 明天一起吃饭,对于普通人来说,是一种正常的交际用语,但对于这二人来说,不亚于一场酷刑。 Tomorrow evening will eat meal together, in their ears, can translate „tomorrow evening together electric shock”. 明晚一起吃饭,在他们耳中,可以翻译成“明晚一起电击”。 „Drinks tea.” The Tang poem changed a statement. “喝茶吧。”唐诗改口道。 „Has the guest to come?” “有客人来？” „Is.” The Tang poem looked at all around, said: „You can be relaxed, I will not snatch the maid with you again.” “算是吧。”唐诗看了看四周,道:“你可以轻松了,我不会再和你抢女仆了。” Zhou Ze smiles, nods. 周泽笑笑,点点头。 Chatted with the Tang poem, Zhou Ze has turned around to turn back the original position, old daoist and that young intern is chatting hi gets up, two people had the stance of intergenerational activity. 和唐诗聊完,周泽转过身走回了原本的位置,老道和那个年轻的实习医生正聊得嗨起来,两人大有忘年交的架势。 Naturally, by the old daoist story, he can chat the friend with all sorts of people anybody. 当然了,以老道的阅历,他能和三教九流任何人都聊成知己。 „What's wrong?” Zhou Ze asked. “怎么了？”周泽问道。 „Boss, he said that the corpse of their hospital morgue will always present the breakage or loss, but who cannot check does, I just gave him a move.” “老板,他说他们医院太平间的尸体总是会出现破损或者丢失,但查不到是谁干的,我刚给他支了一招。” Saying, old daoist is taking out a plastic bottle from the pocket, is the luminous powder. 说着,老道从兜里取出一个塑料瓶,是荧光粉。 „Let me tell you, taking care was your hospital insider does, you scattered this to the corpse secretly come up, if you caught the thief, when the time comes your intern can also be put on regular status.” “我跟你说,保管是你医院内部人做的,你偷偷地把这个撒到尸体上去,如果你抓到了贼,到时候你这实习医生也能转正了。” „Is put on regular status to go to the police station?” Zhou Ze looked at old daoist, „offers advice to others blindly.” “转正去公安局么？”周泽看了看老道,“瞎给别人出什么主意。” At this time, the young intern answered the telephone, should be urged that he returned to the hospital, hung up the telephone, smiles to old daoist, but also shakes hand, turned around to leave the bookstore. 这时候,年轻的实习医生接了电话,应该是催促他回医院的,挂断了电话,对老道笑笑,还握了握手,转身离开了书店。 „Boss, but also really has to steal the corpse?” Some old daoist curious say/way, he knows that the Zhou Ze ancestors were a doctor, definitely knew some inside stories. “老板,还真有偷尸体的么？”老道有些好奇道,他知道周泽上辈子是医生,肯定知道一些内幕。 „Has.” Zhou Ze replied. “有的。”周泽回答道。 „Does that do, steals the corpse to transplant the organ?” old daoist asked immediately. “那干嘛,偷尸体去移植器官？”老道马上问道。 „ You work as the organ transplanting is so simple, the condition of organ transplanting is very harsh, steals the corpse to conduct the organ transplanting from the morgue basically is impossible. “你当器官移植这么简单么,器官移植的条件很苛刻,从太平间里偷尸体去进行器官移植基本上是不可能的。 General, can deliver to some medical schools or the research institutes before conducts dissection experimental, after all the body of person is not the white mouse, the test piece is very scarce. 一般的来说,以前可以送到一些医学院或者研究所进行解剖实验用,毕竟人的尸体不是小白鼠,实验品很稀缺。 Also some are some people is quite superstitious, will steal the corpse to match the marriage ceremony for people already dead, moreover some people think that drinks the powder that the corpse skull grinds to treat an illness, in brief what view has, therefore the corpse steals the phenomenon is very actually serious, but the home promotes the cremation , after now was better. ” 还有的就是一些人比较迷信,会偷尸体去配冥婚,另外也有一些人认为喝尸体头骨磨成的粉可以治病,总之什么说法都有,所以尸体偷盗现象其实挺严重的,不过现在国内推行火葬之后好了很多。” „Grinds to the powder to drink with the skull? When tapioca?” old daoist made a movement that wants to vomit. “拿头盖骨磨成粉喝？当珍珠粉么？”老道做出了一个想要呕吐的动作。 Zhou Ze sat in the position by the window again, a Nissan stopped in the bookstore entrance, on the vehicle a person, before , person who returned to one's old home. 周泽重新在自己靠窗的位置上坐了下来,一辆尼桑停在了书店门口,车上下来一个人,一个之前回老家的人。 „You come back!” “你回来啦！” old daoist looks that the Xu Qinglang’s form is very excited, he was sick of eating going, therefore thinks of day of Xu Qinglang specially in shop. 老道看着许清朗的身影很是激动,他吃腻了外卖,所以特别想念许清朗在店里的日子。 Zhou Ze is actually very tranquil, but also heaved a long sigh of relief in the heart, one’s own pickled plum juice may be about to drink up. 周泽倒是很平静,但也在心里长舒一口气,自己的酸梅汁可快喝完了。 Xu Qinglang has not come, but beckons to Zhou Ze, then squatted in the shop entrance. 许清朗没进来,而是对周泽招招手,然后在店门口蹲了下来。 It seems like, worried appearance. 看起来,心事重重的样子。 Zhou Ze went out of the door, stands in his side, thinks, squatted. 周泽走出了店门,站在他的身旁,想了想,也蹲了下来。 „What's wrong?” Zhou Ze asked. “怎么了？”周泽问道。 Xu Qinglang not anxiously reply, but gave Zhou Ze cigarette, then sighed, said: 许清朗没急着回答,而是递给了周泽一根烟,然后叹了口气,道: „Went home to be on intimate terms.” “回家相亲了。” „Happy matter.” Zhou Ze said. “喜事儿。”周泽说道。 „Oh.” “唉。” „Hasn't picked?” Zhou Ze asked. “没相中？”周泽问道。 Xu Qinglang shakes the head, „picked quickly.” 许清朗摇摇头,“相中得太快了。” „What degree, rolled the bed sheet quickly?” “快到什么程度,滚床单了？” Xu Qinglang shot a look at Zhou Ze, but had not denied. 许清朗瞥了一眼周泽,但没否认。 „Really quickly.” Zhou Ze said after a sigh. “真快。”周泽感叹道。 „I like you, I am not normal.” The Xu Qinglang reminder said. “我又不像你,我还是正常的。”许清朗提醒道。 „What do you employ professional mourners a face to make?” “那你哭丧着一张脸做什么？” „Issue is, after finishing, others gave me the bedhead to put a sum of money, then walked.” “问题是,结束之后,人家给我床头放了一笔钱,然后走了。” „Were you visited prostitute?” Zhou Ze is somewhat surprised. “你被嫖了？”周泽有些意外。 Xu Qinglang is somewhat depressed, said: 许清朗有些郁闷,道: „Originally agrees in the cafe is on intimate terms, but being on intimate terms object has the matter not to come temporarily, I have not received the notice, admitted mistakes being on intimate terms object, then I sit before her chat, then I make her to watch the movie, then accompanies her to window-shop, then to the evening, she made me to go to a hotel to me to think script that she just wrote, she is a screenwriter.” “本来约定在咖啡馆相亲的,但相亲对象临时有事没来,我没接到通知,认错了相亲对象,然后我坐在她面前聊天,然后我约她去看电影,然后陪她逛街,然后到了晚上,她约我去开个宾馆给我看她刚写好的剧本,她是个编剧。” „I guess that definitely is the fluorescent script, must turn off a light that can look.” “我猜肯定是荧光剧本,必须得关灯才能看的那种。” Xu Qinglang is somewhat helpless, puts out a hand to pull the one’s own hair, 许清朗有些无奈,伸手抓了抓自己的头发, „After she walks , the bedhead put 3000 dollars to me, I regard my being on intimate terms object her, but also somewhat was surprised her whether or not is too open and vanguard, or was this falls in love to be unable to restrain oneself?” “她走后给我床头放了三千块钱,我把她当成我的相亲对象,还有些惊讶她是不是太开放和前卫了,或者这就是一见钟情不能自已？” „Most falling in love, actually spark lustful thoughts.” “大部分的一见钟情,其实都是见色起意。” „Result discovery fact is not this appearance.” Xu Qinglang is very puzzled. “结果发现事实不是这个样子。”许清朗很纠结。 „Did she work as the duck you?” “她是把你当鸭了？” „Can you shut up?” A Xu Qinglang face hidden bitterness looks at Zhou Ze. “你能闭嘴么？”许清朗一脸幽怨地看着周泽。 „Money you took, the person you also rested, you have not owed anything.” “钱你拿了,人你也睡了,你也没亏什么。” „That said that but I thought that own self-respect received to attack, I had the more than 20 apartments man, unexpectedly by a woman, when duck visiting prostitute!” “话是这么说,但我觉得自己自尊心受到打击了,我可是有二十几套房的男人,居然被一个女人当鸭给嫖了！” „Actually, something change an angle to think, possibly the psychology will be more comfortable.” “其实,有些事情换个角度想想,可能心理会舒坦一些。” „For example?” “比如？” „For example, you are work as the duck in the person, the house are most.” “比如,你是当鸭的人里,房子最多的。” „............” “…………” „Or, is in house many people, most looks like the duck.” “又或者,是房子多的人里,最像鸭的。” „............” “…………” „Sorry, I will not comfort the person very much.” Zhou Ze patted the Xu Qinglang’s shoulder , to continue saying: “抱歉,我不是很会安慰人。”周泽拍了拍许清朗的肩膀,继续道: „ Buoys up, “振作一点吧, The bed itself is the place in world most erosion, starts the relations that from the bed, why also to take seriously? 床本就是世间最糜烂的地方,从床上开始的关系,又何必当真呢？ Right, you return to a native place specially to be on intimate terms? ” 对了,你回一趟老家就是专门为了相亲的？” „It is not, in the family/home that side the ancestral grave must relocate, I went back to move the ancestral grave, right, but also had/left affair strange, will wait for several days later me and you said again, now I want first to come up the rest.” “也不是,家里祖坟那边要拆迁,我回去迁祖坟了,对了,还出了一档子怪事儿,等过几天我和你再说,现在我想先上去休息。” Xu Qinglang stands up, opens the bookstore door, took one bottle of red wines from the bar, goes upstairs the room. 许清朗站起身,推开书店门,从吧台那边拿了一瓶红酒,上了楼回自己房间去了。 The entire afternoon time, crossing is also comfortable relaxed, when 8:00pm, Zhou Ze hits the spirit, generally deferred to this point, the true guest should also visit. 整个下午的时间,过得还算是闲适轻松,当到了晚上八点的时候,周泽才算是打起了精神,一般按照这个点,真正的客人也该上门来了。 Xu Qinglang estimated that drowned sorrow taking advantage of the liquor, has not gone downstairs, therefore the dinner was going. 许清朗估计借酒消愁去了,没下楼,因此晚饭还是点的外卖。 old daoist and little monkey sit on a stool, grandfather and grandchild shelled peanut young wine, the alcohol capacity of little monkey also had by old daoist. 老道和小猴子坐在一张凳子上,爷俩一口花生米一口小酒,小猴子的酒量也被老道带出来了。 The gate of bookstore was shoved open, the curtain that side sent out crack. 书店的门被推开,门帘那边发出了一阵脆响。 The one who opens the door to come is that intern. 推开门进来的是那个实习医生。 old daoist was a little drunk, puts out a hand to call this intern to drink together. 老道有点醉了,伸手招呼这个实习医生一起来喝一点。 Without the means that the entire bookstore, he could not find other one to be able with the person who he drinks, can only accompany the monkey to drink, now had a living person to come, the nature was happy. 没办法,整个书店,他找不到其他一个能和他喝酒的人,只能陪猴子喝酒,现在有个活人来了,自然高兴。 „I just got off work, forgot today here not to money, right, the money of luminous powder I must give you.” The intern is that simple-hearted honest. “我刚下班,都忘了今儿个来这里没给钱了,对了,荧光粉的钱我还得给你。”实习医生还是那么的木讷老实。 „No, not on the $100 tip, not on the additional luminous powder also 150.” “别啊,不就一百块茶水钱么,不就加荧光粉也就一百五么。” old daoist pretends to say very much magnanimously. 老道装作很大度地说道。 The opposite party hand over money, old daoist be angry receives very much, then patted the shoulder of intern, said: 对方把钱递过来,老道很生气地接了过来,然后拍了拍实习医生的肩膀,道: „You must really want to thank me, asking me to go out to eat at a restaurant, our two brothers drank one cup to chat well.” “你要真想谢谢我,请我出去下馆子,咱哥俩好好喝一杯聊聊。” Then, old daoist somewhat looked at Zhou Ze afraid. 说完,老道有些心虚地看了一眼周泽。 Zhou Ze nods, approves the false. 周泽点点头,算是批假了。 The intern has not rejected, he is not a native, and because of the character reason, has no friend of being on good terms here, immediately cancelled the shoulder publishing books door to look for the tavern with old daoist mutually. 实习医生也没拒绝,他不是本地人,而且因为性格原因,在这里也没什么交好的朋友,当下和老道一起相互勾着肩膀出了书店门找酒馆去了。 The darkness, the street light is bright. 已经天黑了,路灯还算明亮。 old daoist and intern took a section of road, arrives at the front tavern quickly time, old daoist turned into nearby dark small lane, untied the belt, said: 老道和实习医生走了一段路,快到前面酒馆的时候,老道拐入了旁边一个黑暗的小巷子里,解开了裤腰带,道: „Excuse me, must first put a water.” “不好意思啊,要先放个水。” The intern has not looked on as an outsider, stands with old daoist abreast in row, untied the leather belt. 实习医生也没见外,跟着老道并排站,也解开了皮带。 „Hey, your kid, meets the rusticity, I like!” “嘿,你这娃,接地气,我喜欢！” „Haha, is very exciting, anywhere size then.” The intern had a bad effect on by old daoist obviously. “哈哈,挺刺激的,随地大小便。”实习医生显然被老道带坏了。 „This is nothing, the way things should be, right, did I give your luminous powder you to scratch toward the corpse on at noon?” old daoist asked. “这算啥,人之常情嘛,对了,我中午给你的荧光粉你往尸体身上擦了没有？”老道问道。 „Scratched, but the corpse loses today, the hospital reported to the police, but police officer had not found the clue.” “擦了,但今天尸体又丢了,医院都报警了,但警察还是没找到线索。” „No matter with?” Some old daoist apologetic say/way. “不管用嘛？”老道有些歉然道。 „Un, no matter with.” The intern nods. “嗯,不管用。”实习医生点点头。 „That considers as finished, tonight's liquor our aa.” “那算了,今晚的酒咱俩aa吧。” „All right, I invited you.” The intern said. “没事,我请你。”实习医生说道。 „, Your this boy has the sign surface, I favor you!” “中,你这小子有牌面,我看好你！” Saying, old daoist has not washed the hands, patted directly on the opposite party shoulder, encouraged! 说着,老道也没洗手,直接拍在了对方肩膀上,以资鼓励！ „You are old, should.” “你年纪大,应该的。” The intern smiles saying that 实习医生微笑道, old daoist was shocked suddenly, 老道忽然愣住了, Before had not detected, because in the bookstore had the lamp, on the road also had the street light, 之前没发觉,因为书店里有灯,路上也有路灯, But in this dark small lane, 但在这个黑暗的小巷子里, When old daoist sees the intern to smile suddenly, 老道忽然看见实习医生笑起来时, On the tooth of mouth, 嘴里的牙齿上, Light, 有一层淡淡的, Fluorescence. 荧光。