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#67: The etiquette of near god young girl ( 4 )


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I said the son, when you lead a girlfriend to come back, quite makes me settle safely.” “我说儿子,你啥时带个女朋友回来,好让我安安心啊。” Outside river promote train museum, the monkey his father Wuching nation is leaning on own motion wonton booth, to is tidying up the monkey of plastic small bowl to mumble. 江晋火车博物馆外,猴子他爹吴兴邦倚靠着自己的移动馄饨摊,对正在收拾塑料小碗的猴子叨咕。 Good do not worry.” The monkey beckons with the hand: My universities graduated said again, now has no free time.” “行了你就别操这份心了。”猴子摆摆手:“等我大学毕业再说,现在没空。” Hey, your boy do not install, whom over the two days scared you hid the truth from, said to look, which miss has a liking for?” “嘿,你小子别装,这两天失魂落魄的你瞒得过谁呢,说说看,看上哪家姑娘了?” Monkey his father who the middle age is balding inquired oneself son's love present situation badly with a smile. 中年谢顶的猴子他爹坏笑着打探起了自己儿子的恋爱现状。 No, beautiful woman who passed by, others attractive with star, can have a liking for your son I?” “没,就是一路过的美女,人家好看的跟个明星似的,能看得上你儿子我?” The monkey puts out a small camp stool, pulls open one sits toward above. 猴子拿出一个小马扎,拉开就往上面一坐。 Also without starting to instigate, your little guy really like my type, did not pursue your mother's person big piece in the past, the father I did not go well!” “还没开始就怂,你这小样真不像我的种,当年追你妈的人一大片,不还是老子我得手了!” Also goes well, several years ago has acted like a madman talked over what train goddess......” monkey to laugh at one: My mother by the returning maternal family that you were mad, your cannot ask her to go home to the present.” “还得手呢,前几年一直疯疯癫癫的念叨什么火车女神……”猴子嗤笑一声:“我妈都被你气的回外婆家了,你这不是到现在都没能请她回家么。” You understand anything, that is your mother she is thin-skinned, I said slightly the gentle words will come back quickly.” “你懂什么,那是你妈她脸皮薄,我稍微说说软话很快就会回来了。” Wuching nation face one red, in the face somewhat cannot hang, simply monkey expelling: Urges to go faster, asked your passing by beautiful woman to go, do not disturb the father to do business.” 吴兴邦老脸一红,面子上有些挂不住,干脆把猴子给赶走了:“去去去,找你的路过美女去,别打搅老子做生意。” The monkey mumbled to believe me to tell my mother your words ambiguously, then before his father acted crazy sneaked off. 猴子含糊地嘟哝了一句‘信不信我把你话告诉我妈’,然后就在自家老子发飙前溜走了。 The hot weather following the beginning of fall might is big, ran slightly a small section road monkey already the whole body sweat. 秋老虎威力不小,稍微跑了一小段路猴子就已经满身大汗了。 Girlfriend......” “女朋友啊……” Let naturally is the young girl of that wear witch women's wear before that he never forgets saw. 让他念念不忘的自然就是之前看到的那个穿着巫女装的少女。 Opportunity that however regardless of the time being unknown they meet again big, even bumped into, others with a school flower level female student of Song jade rank, the such ordinary person can become the spare tire at the most...... 不过姑且不论素不相识的他们再次碰面的机会到底有多大,就算碰到了,人家可是和宋玉一个级别的校花级女生,自己这么平凡的人能成为备胎都顶天了…… Calls the class leader, discovered that several fellows in own dormitory tries to gang up in the military training study the younger sister, no one pays attention to himself. 打了个电话给班长,发现自己宿舍的那几个家伙都在试着勾搭军训中的学妹,没人理会自己。 Although runs to cancel now( stirs) builds bureau is also a good choice, but the monkey shows mercy finally, decided that a person goes to the Internet cafe to hit to rub to rub, gives opportunity that oneself that several brothers develop...... 虽然现在跑去勾(搅)搭(局)也是个不错的选择,不过猴子最后还是大发慈悲,决定一个人去网吧打撸啊撸,给自己那几个兄弟发展的机会…… Otherwise I that graceful person went, they did not have the opportunity.” “否则我那么帅的人去了,他们不就没机会了么。” Is whispering the words of consoling oneself, the monkey drilled into Chengzhong Park, planned that Internet cafe that takes a short cut often to go. 嘀咕着自我安慰的话语,猴子钻入了城中公园,打算抄近路去自己常去的那个网吧。 The autumn wind has blown, blowing to fall the withered leaf to be innumerable. 秋风吹过,吹落枯叶无数。 In this yellowish green heavy rain, the monkey met with that to make his unforgettable form again. 在这场黄绿色的大雨中,猴子再度邂逅了那个令他难忘的身影。 The opposite party also wear the red white witch women's wear, raised the head to look up to the sky crazily, that melancholy expression makes one love dearly. 对方还穿着红白色的巫女装,痴痴地抬头仰望着天空,那忧郁的表情让人心疼。 The monkey whole person shocks for this oil painting beautiful scene, gawked dull for a long time, this recovers, clenches teeth to walk toward that side. 猴子整个人都为这幅油画般的美景所震撼,呆愣了许久,这才回过神来,一咬牙朝那边走去。 That......, this young lady......” “那个……呃,这位小姐……” But when an opens the mouth, he discovered oneself should say that at this time anything do not know. 可等到一开口,他才发现自己连这个时候应该说些什么都不知道。 However his sound makes the cherry alley sun recover. 不过他的声音还是让樱小路朝日回过神来。 She looked to the monkey, then both hands are covering the small mouth, some pleasant surprises said: „, You were that day help me refer to the person of good intention of road.” 她望向了猴子,然后双手捂着小嘴,有些惊喜地说道:“啊,你是那天帮我指路的好心人。” The cherry alley sun takes plane arrived at river promote the time because also does not know the police station but where worried for a long time, was good after leaving the airport bumped into the monkey, showed the way then to achieve the police station to her safely, and found slow peak they. 樱小路朝日坐飞机来到江晋的时候还因为不知道警察局在哪里而苦恼了许久,好在离开机场后碰到了猴子,给她指路这才能平安达到警察局,并找到徐峰他们。 Also because of so, the monkey so will be profound to her impression......, if really glimpses on the road, how also to never forget this degree? 也正是因为如此,猴子才会对她印象这么深刻……如果真的只是在路上瞥见的话,又怎么会念念不忘到这种程度? You and you still remember me unexpectedly.” The monkey somewhat feels extremely flattered, on the face also cannot help but took the tense smile. “你、你居然还记得我啊。”猴子有些受宠若惊,脸上也不由自主带上了紧张的笑容。 Oh, because is rarely seen like your such person of good intention.” The young girls show a faint smile, is later worried: Why recently did not know, the male who bumped into always wants to say something to smooth things over with me says......” “嗳,因为像你这么好心的人不多见啊。”少女微微一笑,随后又苦恼:“不知道为什么,最近碰到的男性总是想和我搭讪的说……” That naturally is because you were too lovable! 那当然是因为你太可爱了啊! The monkey was saying at heart. 猴子在心里说道。 That, I thought that you...... he have the courage in worried anything probably, does not make the opposite party see what clue from own face diligently, pretends to speak thoughtlessly to ask: Perhaps I can help, after all I lived in river promote since childhood......” “那个,我看你好像在苦恼什么……”他鼓起勇气,努力不让对方从自己脸上看到什么端倪,装作随口问道:“说不定我能够帮上忙,毕竟我从小就住在江晋嘛……” Real?” The young girls said pleasantly surprised: That was good!” “真的吗?”少女惊喜道:“那太好了!” Afterward she somewhat asked shyly: Actually, I came river promote to look for a male student......” 随后她才有些羞涩地问道:“其实,我来江晋是为了找一个男生的……” The monkey as if heard the brokenhearted voice. 猴子仿佛听到了自己心碎的声音。 Wait, no rush, perhaps they are not the relations of that impure opposite sex contact. 等等,别着急,说不定他们不是那种不纯异性交往的关系。 He goes all out to comfort itself at heart. 他拼命在心里安慰自己。 I have been anticipating, wants to return to the Chinese hibiscus with him together.” “我一直期待着,想要和他一起回扶桑。” Coughs ......” monkey to suppress the impulsion that oneself want to spit blood diligently. “咳噗……”猴子努力抑制自己想要吐血的冲动。 ...... Does not have the means to deceive itself again. 已经……没有办法再骗自己了。 Also right, how such lovable girl possibly does not have the boyfriend. 也对啦,这么可爱的女孩子怎么可能没有男朋友。 But the opposite party rejected, added that must spend money to solve the problem......” “可对方拒绝了,还说要用钱解决问题……” Well, what is this launches?! Spending money to solve is what ghost! That groom's family is a waste!( slow Shenhang who is working in the Shaxian snack sneezes) 咦,这是什么展开?!用钱解决是什么鬼!那个男方是人渣吗!(正在沙县小吃打工的徐慎行打了个喷嚏) But in any event, I wanted him and I go back to say together!” “但是无论如何,我都想要他和我一起回去的说!” ...... The younger sister of how special sentiment! even/including Zheme the good younger sister will give up, that man is really a waste!( Shaxian shopkeeper: little slow you caught cold, sneezed so many?) 啊啊……多么专情的妹子!连这么好的妹子都会放弃,那个男人果然是个人渣!(沙县店长:小徐你感冒了吗,打这么多喷嚏?) Therefore if possible, you can give me to suggest?” “所以如果可以的话,您能给我一些建议吗?” Spoke off and on the words in the somewhat stiff Chinese, the sun looks at the monkey with the vision of hope. 用有些生硬的汉语断断续续地把话说完,朝日才用希冀的目光看着猴子。 , Do not visit me with that sparkling vision! The quick freezing calms down, the beast desire of my within the body! 唔唔唔,不要用那么闪闪发光的目光看着我!快冷静下来,我体内的兽欲啊! Does not know why in the brain of monkey the theater changed over to two patterns. 不知为何猴子的脑内剧场转入了中二模式。 Actually, love type of thing, you must enjoy this process......” monkey to elucidate diligently the opposite party. “其实吧,恋爱这种东西,你要去享受这个过程……”猴子努力开解起了对方。 „? Haven't I talked clearly?” Young girls as if somewhat puzzled crooked head...... this movement also accidental/surprised lovable: „Amn't I with that male student, a lover?” “啊咧?我没说清楚吗?”少女似乎有些困惑地歪了歪脑袋……这个动作也意外的可爱:“我和那个男生,不是恋人哦?” Not!” “不是吗!” Also, is also right, she is the Chinese hibiscus person, will not understand thoroughly, some different meanings anything to Chinese also normal. 也、也对,她是扶桑人,对汉语理解不透彻,会有些歧义什么的也正常。 The mood of monkey inexplicable soaring. 猴子的心情莫名的高昂了起来。 Own this does not have the opportunity! 自己这不是还有机会吗! Cannot smile cannot smile cannot smile...... 不能笑不能笑不能笑…… Diligently seemingly appears by own expression normally, the monkey then prepared to continue. 努力让自己的表情看起来显得更加正常一点,猴子这才准备继续说下去。 But young girl actually first his opens the mouth. 但少女却先他一步开口了。 „( And serves the witch angle of gods compared with lover deeper relations from gods).” “是比恋人更加深厚的关系哦(从神明和侍奉神明的巫女角度来说)。” „......” “……” Compared with lover deeper relations...... 比恋人更加深厚的关系…… Is the couple-!!! 是夫妻啊啊啊啊啊--!!! The monkey whole person petrified. 猴子整个人都石化了。 „? Person of good intention mister you......, well? Why, will flow the tears of blood suddenly?! Rescues, ambulance-!” “啊咧?好心人先生你怎么了……等,咦?为、为什么会突然流起血泪?!救、救护车-!” ------ ------ Second...... 第二更……
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