„Hey, monkeytodayhow?”On this dayslowShenhangcomes to the lecture amphitheatertime, discovered that the monkey is like the corpse, lies downby a combustionappearancecompletelyin the lastrow of classroom.
“喂,猴子今天又怎么了?”这天徐慎行来到阶梯教室的时候,发现猴子跟个尸体一样,以一副燃烧殆尽的样子躺在教室的最后一排。
The words saying that had not skipped classeslike thisunexpectedly, in some sensethisfellow is also very earnest......
话说都这样了居然还不逃课,从某种意义上来说这家伙也挺认真的……„It is not clear......”
“不清楚啊……”
A helplessness of fourclass leaderalsofaces: „Returned to the dormitoryto startfromyesterdayisthisappearance, no mattersaid that introducedhisgirlsaidaskedhimto go to the Internet cafeto openblack...... evenside dish ’ had no interest in codeless that wesucceeded in obtainingmostnewly ‚. Critically ill......”
四眼班长也一脸的无奈:“从昨天回宿舍开始就是这个样子,不管是说介绍他女孩子还是说请他去网吧开黑……甚至就连对我们最新到手的无码‘小菜’都没了兴趣。重症啊……”Fourclass leadersverycaredowndormitorybrothers, seems likealsoquiteworriesto the symptom of monkey.
四眼班长还是挺关心自己宿舍兄弟的,看起来也对猴子的症状颇为忧心。„Thisdeadfishtype, looked likesawowngoddesssimply‚with great difficulty . Moreover the goddessaccidental/surprisedgenialnesswas easyto speak, maynot haveconfessionothersto have the boyfriend, when clarifiedwith great difficultyis notboyfriendrelaxis actually informedis the conjugal relation’was actually same.”
“这幅死鱼样,简直就像是‘好不容易见到了自己的女神,而且女神意外的和善容易说话,可没等自己告白别人就有了男朋友,好不容易弄清楚不是男朋友自己松了口气时却被告知其实已经是夫妻关系了’一样。”slowShenhangsighedto speak thoughtlesslyto say.
徐慎行叹了口气随口说道。„Pū-”
“噗咯-”„Waah! The monkeyspat blood!”
“呜哇啊啊啊!猴子吐血了!”„Healthandhealth worker!”
“卫、卫生员!”„Wedo not havethisclasscommittee......”
“我们没这个班委……”„Wait, the brothersdo not die!”
“等等,兄弟不要死啊!”„The 30 Grushes of reaching an agreementyouhave not givenme!”
“说好的30G毛片你还没给我啊!”„Breath...... does not have the means that it seems like can only the artificial respiration.”
“呼吸已经……没办法,看来只能人工呼吸了。”
The voicefalls, the classrestoresto fall a silence that the needlemayhearimmediately.
话音一落,班级立刻恢复了落针可闻的一片寂静。„......”
“……”„......”
“……”„......”
“……”„Youspecialsavemeactually!” The monkeyflows the tears of bloodto exclaim.
“你们特么倒是救我啊!”猴子流着血泪吼道。
The unresthas continued the midday rest.
骚乱一直持续到了午休。Becausealsohas the classrelationsin the afternoon, slowShenhangdoes not have the meansto return toSakura Apartment, butateinschoolfoodhothouse flowerleastmoneycrisplyis the bigpleasure of hislife, thereforecannotgo backis not the acceptablematter.
因为下午还有课的关系,徐慎行也没办法回樱公寓,不过本来在学校食堂花最少的钱吃个爽就是他人生的一大乐趣,所以不能回去也不是什么不可接受的事。„Didn't feelon the corridor is too peacefultoday?”Fourclass leadersis tidying up the textbook, whilewhispered: „often/commonXiaoxian did pass byhere?”
“不觉得今天走廊上太安静了吗?”四眼班长一边收拾着课本,一边嘀咕:“难道常小仙路过了这里?”Alsoonly thenthatbeautifulcertainlythis world here study the younger sisterpassed byto makethissilence reignseffect.
也只有那位美绝人寰的学妹路过这边才会制造出这种万籁俱寂的效果了。„Perhapsisotherclasses and gradesfinishes classearly.”slowShenhangshows neither approval nor disapproval.
“说不定是其他班级早下课呢。”徐慎行不置可否。Then the classroomgateopened, revealed the out of the doorred-whitetwocolorclothing.
然后教室门就打开了,露出了门外红白两色的衣衫。Entireclassroomstatic, then the studentwhispered.
整个教室静了一下,然后学生纷纷交头接耳了起来。‚Is the witch!’‚Unexpectedlyreallysomepeoplewearthistype of clothesindaily.’‚But why alwaysfeelsappropriate!’‚great beauty! Is she student in ourschool?’‚Has not seen.’‚Does shefind the person?’
‘是巫女啊!’‘居然真的有人在日常中穿这种衣服。’‘但是为什么总觉得好合适!’‘大美人!她是我们学校的学生吗?’‘没见过啊。’‘她来找人吗?’
The vision of young girlpassed over gently and swiftly the crowd, thenfell the back rowcorners of the mouthto twitchon the slowShenline, andshowed a brightsmile.
少女的目光掠过了人群,然后落到了后排嘴角抽搐不已的徐慎行身上,并露出了一个灿烂的笑容。„CautiousgroupSir, Igaveyouto bring the lunchto come.”
“慎行大人,我给您带便当来了。”
The peoplein an uproar.
众人哗然。WithoutslowShenhangthinks that shouldwithanythingrespondrepliedtime, hisbehindmonkeyhad restrainedhisneck: „Isyou! The sunyounger sister'sbeloved wifelunchdoesforyouunexpectedly!”Thinksownyesterdaywhileis bleedingat heart, but must teachmain pointthatmood how the young girlflatters the male student, the monkeycould not bearfillkilledintent.
没等徐慎行想好自己该用什么反应来回答的时候,他身后的猴子就已经一把勒住了他的脖子:“是你吗!朝日妹子的爱妻便当居然是为你做的吗!”一想到自己昨天在心里流着血的同时,还要传授少女如何讨好男生的要领那种心情,猴子就忍不住充满了杀意。NaturallycompletelynoeggregardingslowShenhangusesand that's the end.
当然对于徐慎行来说完全没什么卵用就是了。Because of the feargetting a cutmonkey, hedoes not dareto make an effortto struggle, can only regard the neckpendant the opposite party, stood.
因为害怕弄伤猴子,他也不敢使劲挣扎,只能把对方当成颈部挂件,就这么站了起来。Howeverachievedthisstep, the monkeyactuallyloosened the hand.
不过做到这一步,猴子却自己松开了手。„Don't yougotogether?”slowShenhangthenaskedcuriously.
“你不一起去吗?”徐慎行回头好奇地问道。„Goes toyourhead, Ido not lookoppressively.” The monkeyrecallsthatexpression that yesterday'syoung girlconscientiouslymadeto write down, felt the lunch that sheconscientiouslymade, shecannotdestroyherintention, althoughdepressed, butreallydid not plan that participated.
“去你个头,我才不去找虐。”猴子回忆起昨天少女认认真真做笔记的那副表情,觉得她那么认真做的便当,自己也不能破坏了她的心意,所以虽然郁闷,但也不是真的打算去插足其中。„Eh...... misconception? Ialwaysthought that girlis lookingyourtwostream of peoplesaliva......”fourclass leaderssomewhatsaidhesitantlow voice.
“额……错觉吗?我总觉得那个女孩在看着你们两人流口水啊……”四眼班长有些犹豫地小声说道。Thatshouldnot be the misconception.
那个应该不是错觉。Veryregrettable, these daysbeing constantly togethermadeslowShenhangunderstand, thischerryalleysunschoolmate, was an out-and-outspoiledyounger sister, moreoverhad no interestregarding the normalsexual relationscompletely......
很遗憾,这几天的朝夕相处令徐慎行明白了,这位樱小路朝日同学,是个不折不扣的腐妹子,而且对于正常的男女关系完全没有什么兴趣……Thinks ofhere, slowShenhanglookedto the expression of monkeycannot beartake a pointto pity: Reallypitiful, the lovehas not startedto finish...... thisisso-calledhas not foughtfirstdefeats......
想到这里,徐慎行望向猴子的表情就忍不住带上了一点怜悯:真可怜,恋爱还没开始就结束了……这就是所谓的未战先败么……Cut-off rule-
分割线-Looked for a positionto spread the picnicarrange/clothinriverJinda the back side of the mountaincasually, slowShenhang and cherryalleyNorth Korea , Japansits, startsto eat the lunch.
在江晋大的后山随便找了个位置铺好野餐布,徐慎行和樱小路朝日就席地而坐,开始吃起了便当。To be fair, the witchyoung lady'scraftsmanshipalsomiss a pointcompared withslowShenhang, probablyis the strength of ordinary familiesthatsimple dishrank.
凭心而论,巫女小姐的手艺要比徐慎行还差了一点,大概就是普通人家那种家常菜级别的实力。Howeverlunchaspect must exceedslowShenhang, becauseslowShenguildbasicallyis the Heavenly Dynastycuisines, belongstype that typecool the flavorsold at a discountgreatly.
不过便当这方面显然要胜过徐慎行,因为徐慎行会的基本都是天朝菜式,属于那种凉了味道就大打折扣的类型。Two peopleare eating mealsilently, finallyslowShenhangfirstcannot bearopen the mouthto ask: „Why do youwantmeto go? Actuallyso long asfinds the wayto havesomemethods, not necessarilycannotinsist that the nextgodsdo take office?”
两人默默地吃着饭,最后还是徐慎行先忍不住开口问道:“为什么你一定要我去呢?其实只要想想办法有一些手段的话,未必不能坚持到下一位神明上任吧?”Thismatter must mentionfromthe day before yesterday. AfterexpelledSakura Apartment the people of particular casesurvey team, slowShenhangreceivedsimilarZhengyicall, buttelephonethat is actually slowpeak.
这事还要从前天说起。在把特殊案件调查组的众人赶出了樱公寓后,徐慎行就接到了肖正义的电话,不过电话那头却是徐峰。Butslowpeakalsoinformed their sidetruegoaltoslowShenhang.
而徐峰也把他们那边真正的目的告知给了徐慎行。LetslowShenhangact as the mascot...... Ito mean the gods in shrine, naturallynotfor the two countriesfriendlythiswords of nonsense, butwill beChinese hibiscusthataspectwill pay the correspondingreward.
让徐慎行充当吉祥物……我是说神社的神明,自然不是为了狗屁的两国友好这种话,而是扶桑那方面会支付相应的报酬。
The rewardis called‚the town/subduesSichuanseal’togetherimperial sealseal, was the Heavenly Dynastyoncebecause of the magic weapon that the flames of warlost. At this timethattown/subduesSichuansealplaces the whitebellshrineto be usedto suppressthatdry well- whythis was also as the cherryalleysun of witchcanignore the dry wellunusual conditionto comeriverpromote the reason.
报酬是一块叫做‘镇川印’的玺印,是天朝曾经因为战火而失落的法宝。此时那块镇川印就放在白铃神社用来镇压那口枯井-这也是为什么身为巫女的樱小路朝日能够不顾枯井异状前来江晋的原因。However the magic weapon of without ownerworks forlimitedly, cannotinsisttoofor a long time, thereforeneedsslowShenhanguniting efforts.
不过无主的法宝效力有限,并不能坚持太长时间,所以才需要徐慎行的协力。Moreover what is worth mentioning, the town/subduesSichuansealdivulgesthiskind of issueas ifalsoto have the effectregarding the spiritlineage/vein, slowpeakalsoalreadyandabovehas discussed that ifreallycantake, placed the town/subduesSichuansealinriverJinlaistabilizes the spiritlineage/vein.
另外值得一提的是,镇川印对于灵脉泄露这类问题似乎也有效果,徐峰也已经和上头商量过了,如果真能弄到手的话,就把镇川印安置在江晋来稳定灵脉。This was also slowShenhangrecently the quitepuzzledplace......
这也是徐慎行最近比较纠结的地方……Does not go, the conscienceis anxious, goes, the women's wearreallyacceptscannot......
不去吧,良心不安,去吧,女装实在是接受不能……„Becauseunderthatlets the godsSirextremelyinshy...... if possible, weplanned that makesherfollowyoustudystudy the manner and uniquemakings of godsand so on......”young girlto saylow voice.
“因为那位下任神明大人太过于青涩了……如果可以的话,我们打算让她跟随您学学神明的行为举止和特有的气质之类的……”少女小声说道。„Mannerwhat, Iand can the average personhave no differenceoh...... othergodsto havewhatuniquemakings?”slowShenhangaskedcuriously.
“行为举止什么的,我和普通人可没啥区别喔……另外神明有什么特有的气质?”徐慎行好奇地问道。„Wú, thatfeeling of keeping aloof?”
“唔,高高在上的那种感觉?”„‚Looked that human is like the trash!’And so on?”
“‘看呐,人类跟垃圾一样!’之类的?”„, ThatanimationIalsolikevery much......”
“啊,那部动画我也很喜欢……”-------
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第三更……Emmacodeendedfinally......
艾玛总算码完了……Reallyadditionalanything does......
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