„Hey, monkey today how?” On this day slow Shenhang comes to the lecture amphitheater time, discovered that the monkey is like the corpse, lies down by a combustion appearance completely in the last row of classroom. “喂,猴子今天又怎么了？”这天徐慎行来到阶梯教室的时候,发现猴子跟个尸体一样,以一副燃烧殆尽的样子躺在教室的最后一排。 The words saying that had not skipped classes like this unexpectedly, in some sense this fellow is also very earnest...... 话说都这样了居然还不逃课,从某种意义上来说这家伙也挺认真的…… „It is not clear......” “不清楚啊……” A helplessness of four class leader also faces: „Returned to the dormitory to start from yesterday is this appearance, no matter said that introduced his girl said asked him to go to the Internet cafe to open black...... even side dish ’ had no interest in codeless that we succeeded in obtaining most newly ‚. Critically ill......” 四眼班长也一脸的无奈:“从昨天回宿舍开始就是这个样子,不管是说介绍他女孩子还是说请他去网吧开黑……甚至就连对我们最新到手的无码‘小菜’都没了兴趣。重症啊……” Four class leaders very cared own dormitory brothers, seems like also quite worries to the symptom of monkey. 四眼班长还是挺关心自己宿舍兄弟的,看起来也对猴子的症状颇为忧心。 „This dead fish type, looked like saw own goddess simply ‚with great difficulty . Moreover the goddess accidental/surprised genialness was easy to speak, may not have confession others to have the boyfriend, when clarified with great difficulty is not boyfriend relax is actually informed is the conjugal relation’ was actually same.” “这幅死鱼样,简直就像是‘好不容易见到了自己的女神,而且女神意外的和善容易说话,可没等自己告白别人就有了男朋友,好不容易弄清楚不是男朋友自己松了口气时却被告知其实已经是夫妻关系了’一样。” slow Shenhang sighed to speak thoughtlessly to say. 徐慎行叹了口气随口说道。 „Pū-” “噗咯-” „Waah! The monkey spat blood!” “呜哇啊啊啊！猴子吐血了！” „Health and health worker!” “卫、卫生员！” „We do not have this class committee......” “我们没这个班委……” „Wait, the brothers do not die!” “等等,兄弟不要死啊！” „The 30 G rushes of reaching an agreement you have not given me!” “说好的30G毛片你还没给我啊！” „Breath...... does not have the means that it seems like can only the artificial respiration.” “呼吸已经……没办法,看来只能人工呼吸了。” The voice falls, the class restores to fall a silence that the needle may hear immediately. 话音一落,班级立刻恢复了落针可闻的一片寂静。 „......” “……” „......” “……” „......” “……” „You special save me actually!” The monkey flows the tears of blood to exclaim. “你们特么倒是救我啊！”猴子流着血泪吼道。 The unrest has continued the midday rest. 骚乱一直持续到了午休。 Because also has the class relations in the afternoon, slow Shenhang does not have the means to return to Sakura Apartment, but ate in school food hothouse flower least money crisply is the big pleasure of his life, therefore cannot go back is not the acceptable matter. 因为下午还有课的关系,徐慎行也没办法回樱公寓,不过本来在学校食堂花最少的钱吃个爽就是他人生的一大乐趣,所以不能回去也不是什么不可接受的事。 „Didn't feel on the corridor is too peaceful today?” Four class leaders is tidying up the textbook, while whispered: „often/common Xiaoxian did pass by here?” “不觉得今天走廊上太安静了吗？”四眼班长一边收拾着课本,一边嘀咕:“难道常小仙路过了这里？” Also only then that beautiful certainly this world here study the younger sister passed by to make this silence reigns effect. 也只有那位美绝人寰的学妹路过这边才会制造出这种万籁俱寂的效果了。 „Perhaps is other classes and grades finishes class early.” slow Shenhang shows neither approval nor disapproval. “说不定是其他班级早下课呢。”徐慎行不置可否。 Then the classroom gate opened, revealed the out of the door red-white two color clothing. 然后教室门就打开了,露出了门外红白两色的衣衫。 Entire classroom static, then the student whispered. 整个教室静了一下,然后学生纷纷交头接耳了起来。 ‚Is the witch!’ ‚Unexpectedly really some people wear this type of clothes in daily.’ ‚But why always feels appropriate!’ ‚great beauty! Is she student in our school?’ ‚Has not seen.’ ‚Does she find the person?’ ‘是巫女啊！’‘居然真的有人在日常中穿这种衣服。’‘但是为什么总觉得好合适！’‘大美人！她是我们学校的学生吗？’‘没见过啊。’‘她来找人吗？’ The vision of young girl passed over gently and swiftly the crowd, then fell the back row corners of the mouth to twitch on the slow Shen line, and showed a bright smile. 少女的目光掠过了人群,然后落到了后排嘴角抽搐不已的徐慎行身上,并露出了一个灿烂的笑容。 „Cautious group Sir, I gave you to bring the lunch to come.” “慎行大人,我给您带便当来了。” The people in an uproar. 众人哗然。 Without slow Shenhang thinks that should with anything respond replied time, his behind monkey had restrained his neck: „Is you! The sun younger sister's beloved wife lunch does for you unexpectedly!” Thinks own yesterday while is bleeding at heart, but must teach main point that mood how the young girl flatters the male student, the monkey could not bear fill killed intent. 没等徐慎行想好自己该用什么反应来回答的时候,他身后的猴子就已经一把勒住了他的脖子:“是你吗！朝日妹子的爱妻便当居然是为你做的吗！”一想到自己昨天在心里流着血的同时,还要传授少女如何讨好男生的要领那种心情,猴子就忍不住充满了杀意。 Naturally completely no egg regarding slow Shenhang uses and that's the end. 当然对于徐慎行来说完全没什么卵用就是了。 Because of the fear getting a cut monkey, he does not dare to make an effort to struggle, can only regard the neck pendant the opposite party, stood. 因为害怕弄伤猴子,他也不敢使劲挣扎,只能把对方当成颈部挂件,就这么站了起来。 However achieved this step, the monkey actually loosened the hand. 不过做到这一步,猴子却自己松开了手。 „Don't you go together?” slow Shenhang then asked curiously. “你不一起去吗？”徐慎行回头好奇地问道。 „Goes to your head, I do not look oppressively.” The monkey recalls that expression that yesterday's young girl conscientiously made to write down, felt the lunch that she conscientiously made, she cannot destroy her intention, although depressed, but really did not plan that participated. “去你个头,我才不去找虐。”猴子回忆起昨天少女认认真真做笔记的那副表情,觉得她那么认真做的便当,自己也不能破坏了她的心意,所以虽然郁闷,但也不是真的打算去插足其中。 „Eh...... misconception? I always thought that girl is looking your two stream of people saliva......” four class leaders somewhat said hesitant low voice. “额……错觉吗？我总觉得那个女孩在看着你们两人流口水啊……”四眼班长有些犹豫地小声说道。 That should not be the misconception. 那个应该不是错觉。 Very regrettable, these days being constantly together made slow Shenhang understand, this cherry alley sun schoolmate, was an out-and-out spoiled younger sister, moreover had no interest regarding the normal sexual relations completely...... 很遗憾,这几天的朝夕相处令徐慎行明白了,这位樱小路朝日同学,是个不折不扣的腐妹子,而且对于正常的男女关系完全没有什么兴趣…… Thinks of here, slow Shenhang looked to the expression of monkey cannot bear take a point to pity: Really pitiful, the love has not started to finish...... this is so-called has not fought first defeats...... 想到这里,徐慎行望向猴子的表情就忍不住带上了一点怜悯:真可怜,恋爱还没开始就结束了……这就是所谓的未战先败么…… Cut-off rule- 分割线- Looked for a position to spread the picnic arrange/cloth in river Jinda the back side of the mountain casually, slow Shenhang and cherry alley North Korea , Japan sits, starts to eat the lunch. 在江晋大的后山随便找了个位置铺好野餐布,徐慎行和樱小路朝日就席地而坐,开始吃起了便当。 To be fair, the witch young lady's craftsmanship also miss a point compared with slow Shenhang, probably is the strength of ordinary families that simple dish rank. 凭心而论,巫女小姐的手艺要比徐慎行还差了一点,大概就是普通人家那种家常菜级别的实力。 However lunch aspect must exceed slow Shenhang, because slow Shen guild basically is the Heavenly Dynasty cuisines, belongs type that type cool the flavor sold at a discount greatly. 不过便当这方面显然要胜过徐慎行,因为徐慎行会的基本都是天朝菜式,属于那种凉了味道就大打折扣的类型。 Two people are eating meal silently, finally slow Shenhang first cannot bear open the mouth to ask: „Why do you want me to go? Actually so long as finds the way to have some methods, not necessarily cannot insist that the next gods do take office?” 两人默默地吃着饭,最后还是徐慎行先忍不住开口问道:“为什么你一定要我去呢？其实只要想想办法有一些手段的话,未必不能坚持到下一位神明上任吧？” This matter must mention from the day before yesterday. After expelled Sakura Apartment the people of particular case survey team, slow Shenhang received similar Zhengyi call, but telephone that is actually slow peak. 这事还要从前天说起。在把特殊案件调查组的众人赶出了樱公寓后,徐慎行就接到了肖正义的电话,不过电话那头却是徐峰。 But slow peak also informed their side true goal to slow Shenhang. 而徐峰也把他们那边真正的目的告知给了徐慎行。 Let slow Shenhang act as the mascot...... I to mean the gods in shrine, naturally not for the two countries friendly this words of nonsense, but will be Chinese hibiscus that aspect will pay the corresponding reward. 让徐慎行充当吉祥物……我是说神社的神明,自然不是为了狗屁的两国友好这种话,而是扶桑那方面会支付相应的报酬。 The reward is called ‚the town/subdues Sichuan seal’ together imperial seal seal, was the Heavenly Dynasty once because of the magic weapon that the flames of war lost. At this time that town/subdues Sichuan seal places the white bell shrine to be used to suppress that dry well- why this was also as the cherry alley sun of witch can ignore the dry well unusual condition to come river promote the reason. 报酬是一块叫做‘镇川印’的玺印,是天朝曾经因为战火而失落的法宝。此时那块镇川印就放在白铃神社用来镇压那口枯井-这也是为什么身为巫女的樱小路朝日能够不顾枯井异状前来江晋的原因。 However the magic weapon of without owner works for limitedly, cannot insist too for a long time, therefore needs slow Shenhang uniting efforts. 不过无主的法宝效力有限,并不能坚持太长时间,所以才需要徐慎行的协力。 Moreover what is worth mentioning, the town/subdues Sichuan seal divulges this kind of issue as if also to have the effect regarding the spirit lineage/vein, slow peak also already and above has discussed that if really can take, placed the town/subdues Sichuan seal in river Jinlai stabilizes the spirit lineage/vein. 另外值得一提的是,镇川印对于灵脉泄露这类问题似乎也有效果,徐峰也已经和上头商量过了,如果真能弄到手的话,就把镇川印安置在江晋来稳定灵脉。 This was also slow Shenhang recently the quite puzzled place...... 这也是徐慎行最近比较纠结的地方…… Does not go, the conscience is anxious, goes, the women's wear really accepts cannot...... 不去吧,良心不安,去吧,女装实在是接受不能…… „Because under that lets the gods Sir extremely in shy...... if possible, we planned that makes her follow you study study the manner and unique makings of gods and so on......” young girl to say low voice. “因为那位下任神明大人太过于青涩了……如果可以的话,我们打算让她跟随您学学神明的行为举止和特有的气质之类的……”少女小声说道。 „Manner what, I and can the average person have no difference oh...... other gods to have what unique makings?” slow Shenhang asked curiously. “行为举止什么的,我和普通人可没啥区别喔……另外神明有什么特有的气质？”徐慎行好奇地问道。 „Wú, that feeling of keeping aloof?” “唔,高高在上的那种感觉？” „‚Looked that human is like the trash!’ And so on?” “‘看呐,人类跟垃圾一样！’之类的？” „, That animation I also like very much......” “啊,那部动画我也很喜欢……” ------- ------- Third...... 第三更…… Emma code ended finally...... 艾玛总算码完了…… Really additional anything does...... 果然加更什么的就是作死啊…… Author message: 作者留言: Thank white Ye, the black heart preserved egg, 【Funny】, Yyk and book dealer Something went wrong, sclera masters 感谢白耶、黑心皮蛋、【滑稽】、yyk、书客[Not Found]、白膜法师