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#66: The etiquette of near god young girl ( 3 )

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„A while a while,” slow Shenhang rubbed the forehead, puzzled: „Why wants the women's wear?” “等会儿等会儿,”徐慎行揉了揉自己眉心,大惑不解:“为啥要女装？” „On contract p. 3 did not write, the white bell shrine location was bought by concealed Financial group of Chinese hibiscus, and gathered round white Lingshan to construct a woman's college that called the phoenix magnificent.” slow peak said naturally: „Since must come and go out the woman's college, that wants certainly the women's wear!” “合约书第三页上不是写了么,白铃神社所在地被扶桑的大藏财团买下,并围着白铃山建了一座叫凰华的女子学院。”徐峰理所当然地说道:“既然要出入女子学院,那肯定要女装啊！” slow Shenhang turns p. 3 the contract copy hastily, discovered that above writes backgrounder about white bell shrine voluminous, a feeling of inexpensive tourist handbook , in this presses together densely and numerously the writing most under just now wrote one ‚, therefore Party B( slow Shenhang) needs the women's wear to enter and occupy.’ 徐慎行连忙把合约书复印件翻到第三页,发现上面洋洋洒洒写着关于白铃神社的背景介绍,给人一种廉价旅游指南的感觉,而在这段密密麻麻挤在一起的文字最下方才写了一句‘因此乙方(徐慎行)需要女装进入并居住其中。’ slow Shenhang always thought that this thing and online common using, first with the first person said a while ago when changes the exciting story ending actually a sudden thread of conversation revolution ‚the issue came, which studies excavator?’ Same. 徐慎行总觉得这玩意和前段时间网上常见的用,先用第一人称说一段跌宕起伏扣人心弦的故事结尾时却突然话锋一转‘那么问题就来了,学挖掘机哪家强？’一样。 Treads the horse is the repertoire. 踏马的都是套路啊。 slow Shenhang beats the breast and stamps the feet. 徐慎行捶胸顿足。 „Then you want to give a try now, women's wear?” The suggestion that slow peak is calm and composed even in press of work said. “那么你要现在试试看吗,女装？”徐峰好整以暇的建议道。 „Bah, the running dogs of your dirty state power institution, I die will not submit to you!” A slow Shenhang face categorically rejects angrily: „Wants me to put on that type of thing, you at least drive an annihilation star ship of formation!” “呸,你们这些肮脏的国家权力机关的走狗,我死都不会向你们屈服的！”徐慎行一脸愤慨地断然拒绝:“要我穿那种东西,你们至少开一个编队的歼星舰来吧！” „Response must be so fierce......” “反应要不要这么剧烈啊……” slow peak is resigned-looking. 徐峰一脸无奈。 At this time by slow Shen trade to become Baozhen, the jasmine that has almost not spoken is lifted the head suddenly, said with the intonation that her no mood changed: „Landlord, to the women's wear, has the shadow.” 这个时候被徐慎行当成抱枕,几乎没怎么说过话的茉莉突然抬起脑袋,用她那副没啥情绪变化的声调说道:“房东,对女装,有阴影。” „, slow Shenhang you really across that thing?” The curiosity of similar Zhengyi whole face. “诶,徐慎行你真的穿过那玩意吗？”肖正义满脸的好奇。 Qin Xingyan hears word looked curiously, completely the living simply disposition that does not cultivate oneself according to religious doctrine person some that type is not pleased by external gains is not saddened by personal losses. 就连秦星嫣闻言都不由好奇地望了过来,全然没有修道中人该有的那种不以物喜不以己悲的淡泊心性。 But slow Shenhang actually refuses to cooperate, dies is not willing to confess before , has had anything. 但徐慎行却拒绝合作,死都不肯交代以前发生过什么。 Actually is not the story that particularly needs to keep secret. 其实也并不是什么特别需要保密的故事。 Because once slow Shenhang tenant's relations were involved in the War of the Worlds of centaur galaxy, on the eve of the war, that once was the princess of Sakura Apartment tenant by the hostile forces putting under house arrest an administration on-board. 曾经徐慎行因为自家房客的关系被卷入半人马星系的星际战争,在战争前夕,那位曾经是樱公寓房客的公主殿下被敌对势力给软禁到了一座行政星上。 slow Shenhang is planned pushes directly into to save her, but princess's steward actually thinks that at that time will do may injure to the princess, therefore suggested that slow Shenhang women's wear will submerge, will not use force in the situation the princess to bring to come out as far as possible secretly. 徐慎行本来是打算长驱直入把她救出来的,不过那时公主的管家却认为那么做可能会伤到公主,于是建议徐慎行女装潜入,在尽量不动用武力的情况下偷偷将公主殿下带出来。 Because that time slow Shenhang the first time was went to the extraterrestrial, felt perhaps own this people from other place should obey native's advices, therefore really stupidly the women's wear went to that administrative star. 那时的徐慎行因为是第一次前往外星,觉得自己这种外地人说不定应该听从人家本地人的建议,于是真的傻乎乎地女装前往了那颗行政星。 Now thinks when the steward saw the women's wear slow Shenhang appearance reveals that to see the ghost same expression, these company officers of princess influence saw his appearance subconsciousness wants to run, he should realize that the issue is right. 现在想想,在管家看到女装徐慎行的样子露出那副见到鬼一样的表情,连带公主势力的那些尉官们看到他的样子下意识想跑时,他就应该意识到问题才对。 Finally just arrived at that star shortly, he by the local police grasping, and after the super intelligent computer of entire galaxy networking tried is invested the prison with great speed, altogether sentenced the ten years imprisonment 1 month. 结果刚刚到达那颗星球没多久,他就被当地的警察给抓了起来,并经过全星系联网的超级智能电脑审判后火速被投入监狱,一共判了有期徒刑十年零一个月。 Raises while convenient, the charge is to carry the wide scope destructive chemical weapons and smuggling, the former was sentenced for ten years, the latter is one month. 顺带一提,罪名是携带大范围杀伤性生化武器和偷渡,前者被判了十年,后者则是一个月。 Compelled half-day slow Shenhang to bring to live in the prison ignorant not to have the look that finally may the love broke the iron wall to escape from prison, as scheduled rescued that princess through the military force, and destroyed the ground weapon and army of entire star, routed the lie on-board and nearby eon territory arranges Starfleet in that administration completely- including Titan class eternal battleships, three fort class big battleships and eight escort ships at all levels- to support princess's influence achieved the final success to lay the solid foundation...... 在监狱里懵逼了半天的徐慎行最后带着生无可恋的眼神打破铁壁越狱,按照原计划通过武力救出了那位公主,并摧毁了整个星球的地基武器和军队,击溃了停驻在那颗行政星上及其附近宙域的一支满编星际舰队-包括一艘泰坦级永恒战舰、三艘要塞级大战舰、八艘各级护卫舰-为拥护公主的势力获得最终的胜利奠定了坚实的基础…… slow Shenhang after that had itself should smears guest not most suitable women's wear the determination of leading character, and from the heart resisted to the women's wear. 在那之后徐慎行就有了自己应该是污客最不适合女装的主人公的自觉,并对女装发自内心地抗拒。 „ei, I am very curious, disclosed ~”, because had to tease slow Shenhang opportunity rarely, therefore similar Zhengyi did dead without hesitation greatly. “欸,我真的很好奇啊,透露一点嘛~”因为难得有调笑徐慎行的机会,所以肖正义毫不犹豫地作起了大死。 „Jasmine, bites him!” “茉莉,咬他！” Director slow Shenhang the jasmine launches the attack to similar Zhengyi. 徐慎行指挥茉莉对肖正义发动攻击。 The jasmine showed the exclusion expression. 茉莉露出了嫌弃的表情。 The effect is outstanding, similar Zhengyi mind was harmed. 效果拔群,肖正义的心灵受到了伤害。 „The gods of Chinese hibiscus mostly are the average person are unable to see, therefore without the worry in this aspect, but above considered that you have the entity, has no recourse this bad plan, you endure patiently for the time being.” “原本扶桑的神明大多都是一般人无法看到的,所以没有这方面的顾虑,不过上面考虑到你是有实体的,迫不得已出此下策,你姑且就忍耐一下吧。” slow peak noticed that the slow Shenhang discontented look looked toward him, therefore pretended non-involvement the relations without hesitation, and flung the pot to own boss. 徐峰看到徐慎行不满的眼神朝他看了过来,于是毫不犹豫地撇清了关系,并把锅甩给了自己的上司。 „Then I cannot be the teacher and so on?” slow Shenhang asked depressed. “那么我就不能当老师之类的吗？”徐慎行郁闷地问道。 „The teacher in phoenix China Woman's College is also a female.” slow peak then explained: „Actually had the male, since has fellows named rapids Ze division a student turns to run, these male teachers are dismissed, the school also basically forbade to recruit the male staff......” to be very good, that obscene group teacher I remembered you. “凰华女子学院的老师也都是女性。”徐峰接着解释:“其实原本是有男性的,不过自从有个叫做泷泽司的家伙把一个学生拐跑之后,那些男性教师就都被开除了,学院也基本禁止招收男性职工了……”很好,那个淫行教师我记得你了。 slow Shenhang having mind filled with complaint wants to say. 徐慎行满腹怨念地想道。 „Then you can observe? I mean the contract.” slow peak then closely examines. “那么你还是会遵守的吧？我是说合约书。”徐峰接着追问。 Although not clear reason, in the investigation of slow peak, matter that only if meeting is hard to solve, otherwise slow Shenhang will look like has the obsession the same as observe the customs of various human society- this is why he will have to make itself obviously the top dog, crossed compared with who good strength, but will actually still live in worn-out Sakura Apartment, every day will worry for the livelihood. 虽然不清楚理由,不过在徐峰的调查中,除非遇到难以解决的事,否则徐慎行就像是有强迫症一样会遵守各种人类社会的规矩-这也是为什么明明他具有可以令自己成为人上人,过的比谁都好的力量,但却依然住在破旧的樱公寓里,每天为了生计发愁。 Therefore this time he also first made slow Shenhang sign the contract women's wear matter to be raised by has brought inside. 所以这次他也是先让徐慎行签了合约书才把里面被一笔带过的女装这回事提了出来。 „Violates the contract seems like must punish 1 million?” slow Shenhang flips the copy, then throws the contract to the table on: „All right, these money I will try to find the solution.” “违反合约好像是要罚一百万吧？”徐慎行翻了翻复印件,然后将合约书丢到桌上:“没事,这些钱我会想办法的。” „......” similar Zhengyi is astonished for a while however. “……”肖正义一时讶然。 In his mind is addicted to money Ruming slow Shen line this time to accept punishment unexpectedly on own initiative, rather disburses money not to wear the women's wear, he resists what degree to the women's wear. 在他印象中嗜钱如命的徐慎行这次居然主动认罚,宁愿出钱也不肯穿女装,他对女装到底抗拒到何种程度啊。 That witch who „......” had not made a sound raises a hand suddenly cautiously, spoke softly with the somewhat stiff standard spoken Chinese inserted their dialogue: „My Chinese is not quite good, however the dialogue, that my request, did card dense Samar reject?” “啊喏……”一直没吱声的那个巫女突然小心翼翼地举起一只手,用有些生硬的普通话轻声细语地插入了他们的对话:“我的汉语不太好,但是刚才的对话,那个我的请求,卡密萨马难道拒绝了吗？” „Is so.” Before slow peak opens the mouth, slow Shenhang rushes saying that he stands up, puts on the bosom jasmine the sofa, was saying to the black long straight witch young lady: „The words that does not mind remain to have a dinner, considered to apologize.” “就是如此。”在徐峰开口前,徐慎行就赶忙说道,他站起身来,把怀里的茉莉放到沙发上,对着黑长直的巫女小姐说道:“不介意的话留下来吃个晚饭吧,就当是赔罪了。” „This......” “这样啊……” On the witch young lady face showed the disappointed look, but is quick she to spunk up: „That, can I continue to induce card dense Samar you?” 巫女小姐脸上露出了失望的神色,不过很快她就强打起精神:“那个,我能继续劝诱卡密萨马您吗？” „Inducing can use here?” similar Zhengyi complained low voice, but an arm was warned by slow Fengzhuang. “劝诱能用在这里吗？”肖正义小声吐槽,不过被徐峰撞了一下胳膊以示警告。 „...... As you like then.” slow Shenhang sighed, was giving a seeing a visitor out hand signal to the jasmine, oneself carried the cooked meat to enter the kitchen slowly. “……随你的便。”徐慎行叹了口气,对着茉莉比了一个送客的手势,自己拎着卤肉缓缓走进了厨房。 „Unexpectedly only keeps that witch to have the dinner, the fellow of your heavy color light friend!” similar Zhengyi voice was lost gradually to reduce by the jasmine along with him, and bang a closure vanished after the front door thoroughly. “居然只留那个巫女吃晚饭吗,你这个重色轻友的家伙！”肖正义的声音伴随着他被茉莉丢出去而逐渐减小,并在大门砰地一声关闭后彻底消失了。 ------- ------- First...... 第一更……
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