Looked the share of board expenses and in laborious fee/spent that in the haughty ritual pays, slow Shenhang reluctantly agreed helps that young fatty lose weight. 看在敖礼付出的伙食费和辛苦费的份上,徐慎行才勉强同意了帮那个小胖子减肥。 What makes him not think, that seems like the human and animals harmless young fatty, after Ao ceremony/etiquette leaves, calls immediately serious in an affected way. 只不过让他没想到的是,那个看起来人畜无害的小胖子,在敖礼离开之后,就立刻人五人六地吆喝了起来。 „That side mortal, the fat master I do not know that actually you made anything, running around in circles that the sovereign brother deceives, but the fat master I am not meddlesome, these days do not come to provoke me, my also being disinclined manages you.” His one leg on the other curls upwards old tall, a self-important Sir countenance: „And other sovereign brothers came, so long as you told him honestly, I was only skeleton am big, inborn did not have the means on the line. I walk my broad highway, do you walk your single-plank bridge, understand?” „Skeleton does also change the inadequate ball again greatly?” “那边的凡人,胖爷我不知道你究竟做了什么,才把皇兄骗的团团转,不过胖爷我也不多事,这段时间你别来招惹我,我也懒得管你。”他二郎腿翘得老高,一副老气横秋的大爷嘴脸:“等皇兄来了,你只要老老实实告诉他,我只是骨架子大,天生的没办法就行了。我走我的阳关道,你走你的独木桥,understand？”“骨架子再大也变不成球吧？” A slow Shenhang face spits the mortise funnily. 徐慎行一脸好笑地吐槽道。 The zhuai English, a little determination of Heavenly Dynasty unique myth lifeform is good...... 还跩英文,有点天朝特有神话生物的自觉好么…… „, The trivial mortal also dares to talk back unexpectedly!” “呀呵,区区凡人居然还敢顶嘴！” Young short and stocky to rub has the sleeve, turns upwards two fingers: „ Believes my Shuanglong play bead to insert 小胖墩撸起袖子,翘起两根手指:“信不信我一记双龙戏珠插 ' Explodes your human eye! ” `爆你的人眼！” slow Shenhang thought on first hearing this operation is a little familiar, later thinks in beforehand unrest, he as if using similar movement to insert in the snack bar explodes head that deer xiao clone. 徐慎行乍一听觉得这个操作有点熟悉,随后才想起来之前的骚乱中,他在小吃店里似乎就用过类似的动作插・爆了一个狍鸮分身的脑袋。 Therefore he finds out the right hand to grip the finger that the opposite party turned upwards, breaks off gently. 于是他探出右手握住了对方翘起的手指,轻轻一掰。 „! Broke, must break! The finger of fat master must break! Lets go quickly!” “嗷嗷嗷！断了,要断了！胖爷的手指要断了！快松手！” „Therefore can the little darling be obedient now?” “所以现在能乖乖听话了吗？” slow Shenhang loosens the right hand according to the word, is smiling asking. 徐慎行依言松开右手,微笑着问道。 „Foray is what real man!” “突然袭击算什么好汉！” Short and stocky whistling are blowing already the finger that somewhat swells, the dead duck is obstinate argumentative. 胖墩呼呼吹着自己已经有些肿起来的手指,死鸭子嘴硬。 „, I must begin.” “哦,那我又要动手了。” Therefore slow Shenhang says. 于是徐慎行开口说道。 „Come, the fat master I do not fear you!” “来吧,胖爷我不怕你！” After young short and stocky jumps, pondered with slow Shenhang maintained the safe distance, then opened the mouth to taunt. 小胖墩一个后跳,自忖和徐慎行保持了安全距离,便开口嘲讽道。 Therefore the next instance, old slow appears before him . Moreover the right hand was similar to the vise to press firmly between the fingers his forehead, raised from the sofa him. 于是下一个瞬间,老徐就出现在他面前,而且右手就如同老虎钳般捏住了他的脑门,将他从沙发上提了起来。 „Must explode must explode! Big...... the brain is shivering!” “要炸了要炸了！大……大脑在颤抖！” His both hands doom wants to pull open old Xu's hand, but that emaciated strength will not play anything to affect obviously. 他的双手死命想要把老徐的手拉开,但那点羸弱的力量显然不会起到什么作用。 „Admitted defeat?” “认输了吗？” slow Shenhang opens the mouth to ask calmly. 徐慎行心平气和地开口问道。 „Snort...... the fat master I have been used to this pain, your method already to fat master I invalid......?! A moment ago that wasn't unexpectedly also maximum grinding capacity?!” “哼……胖爷我已经习惯了这种痛楚,你的手段已经对胖爷我无效……嘎啊啊啊？！刚才那个居然还不是最大出力吗？！” „The present is two grades.” “现在是二档。” „And Highest?” “最、最高呢？” „About 81 trillion Ganges sand immeasurable large number files.” “八十万亿兆恒河沙无量大数档左右吧。” „This sounded has not seemed like the digit!-!” “这个听起来已经不像是数字了啊！嘎啊啊啊-！” „The present is the third gear...... raises while convenient, general fifth gear time the brain fluid with pressing out' the watermelon in juice machine will be the same, crash-bang welled up all of a sudden.” “现在是三档……顺带一提,大概五档的时候你的脑浆就会和榨`汁机里的西瓜一样,哗啦一下子涌出来了。” „You and you think that the fat master I such will submit?” “你、你以为胖爷我会那样就屈服吗？” „Gives you a prompt.” “给你一个提示。” slow Shenhang not, because opposite party is angry impenetrably thickheaded, but continues to say lightly. 徐慎行没有因为对方的冥顽不灵而生气,只是继续淡淡地说道。 „What?” “什么？” „Recently, I control to my strength, have problems slightly, incautiously, the hand will slide.” “最近,我对自己力量的控制方面,稍微出了点问题,一不小心,就会手滑。” „I admit defeat.” “我认输。” The opposite party replied decisively. 对方果断地回答道。 Therefore slow Shenhang also let loose own vise. 于是徐慎行也放开了自己的老虎钳。 Until this time, young short and stocky fell on the ground, hugged soon to be pinched the head of distortion to shout the pain. 直到这时,小胖墩才一屁股跌坐在地上,抱着快要被捏变形的脑袋呼痛了起来。 „Since you had admitted defeat, then went on the little darling says according to me did, knew?” “既然你已经认输了,那么接下去就乖乖按照我说的去做,知道吗？” „But I reject!” “但是我拒绝！” Young short and stocky talks back to say immediately. 小胖墩立刻顶嘴道。 Looks the right hand that slow Shenhang opens again, he tumbled to hide behind the sofa. 看着徐慎行再度张开的右手,他连滚带爬地躲到了沙发后面。 „Admitting defeat and is convinced is two matters, was you were having the move a moment ago, had to plant you to meet my one move!” “认输和服气是两码事,刚才都是你在出招,有种你接我一招！” He reveals half head from the sofa , to continue the obstinate argumentative say/way. 他从沙发后面露出半个脑袋,继续嘴硬道。 slow Shenhang pondered over the moment, nods: „Also ok, you have the move.” 徐慎行思忖了片刻,点了点头:“也行,那你出招吧。” Listened to a old slow such saying, the strength of young short and stocky comes up immediately. 听老徐这么一说,小胖墩的劲头立刻上来了。 He and slow Shenhang spread out certain- currently speaking this goods have not drawn lesson completely- then both hands made a god 他和徐慎行拉开了一定的距离-从这一点来看这货完全没有吸取教训-然后双手做出了一个神 …… …… However waited good long while, slow Shenhang could not bear have a yawn, perhaps the big move of opposite party also arranged. 但是等了好半天,徐慎行都忍不住打了个哈欠,对方的大招还没准备好。 „Can you time prepare?” “你嘛时候能准备好啊？” „A mother chicken is too long uselessly this move, I just not the careful taking the wrong road meridians, was overstating...... you to wait a while slightly......” “妈个鸡太久没用过这招,我刚刚不小心走岔经脉了,正走火入魔呢……你稍微等一会儿……” „......” “……” How this relieves the feeling of overstating with debug same...... 这解除走火入魔的感觉怎么跟debug一样…… In Heavenly Dynasty practicing system calculates that the slow Shenhang face of half illiterate person compels ignorant. 在天朝修行体系方面算半个文盲的徐慎行一脸懵逼。 While old slow was considering must make cup of tea simply( or plain boiled water), looked newspaper anything kills next time, that small short and stocky sudden eyes one bright. 正当老徐考虑着要不要干脆泡杯茶(或者白开水),看个报纸啥的打发一下时间,那个小胖墩突然眼睛一亮。 He shouts one: „Has an opportunity!” 他大喊一声:“有机可乘！” A succinct water good supernatural power is similar to the vast sea general, changed to a far ultra common tsunami the strength to rumble toward the unexpected slow Shen line enormously and powerful in the past! 一股精粹的水行法力就如同浩瀚大海一般,浩浩荡荡地化作一股远超寻常海啸的力量朝着猝不及防的徐慎行轰了过去！ What this move of named ‚sea is immeasurable’ end is with overpowering momentum, contains the breadth of spirit of swallowing the myriad things. In addition the sea is constantly changing, this move is also so, this move of does not know that which direction from comes, is very fearful! 这招名为‘大海无量’端的是气势磅礴,包含吞噬万物的气魄。此外大海变化无常,这招也是如此,此招一出不知道从哪个方向来,十分可怕！ Then was caught by a slow Shenhang palm, pinches pinches threw into the waste basket. 然后就被徐慎行一掌接住,捏吧捏吧丢进了废纸篓。 „Lying trough?!” “卧槽？！” Young short and stocky smells there is something wrong to turn around to run, but slow Shenhang appears before him in a flash, the right hand pressed firmly between the fingers his forehead like the vise! 小胖墩见势不妙转身就跑,但徐慎行却在转瞬之间就出现在他面前,右手如同老虎钳般捏住了他的额头！ „Must explode must explode! Big...... the brain is shivering!” “要炸了要炸了！大……大脑在颤抖！” It is not the author pastes to attach in the duplication collects the number of words, but was this scene truly and a moment ago no difference...... „, therefore the present was convinced?” 并不是笔者在复制黏贴凑字数,而是这幅景象确实和刚才没啥区别……“所以现在服气了吗？” „ye excrement mortal! I haughty easy, even if were killed, the corpse throws into the sewer, will not listen to words of mortal absolutely!” “吔屎啦凡人！我敖易就算是被打死,尸体丢进臭水沟里,也绝对不会听一个凡人的话的！” „Does not know that you have listened to a few words.” “不知道你有没有听过一句话。” „Snort, the fat master has listened to threat many went, you cannot frighten me!” “哼,胖爷听过的威胁多的去了,你吓不到我的！” „Space dragon meat/flesh, underground donkey meat.” “天上龙肉,地下驴肉。” „......” “……” „......( Suction port water)” “……(吸口水)” „I was convinced.” “我服气了。” …… …… …… …… „Elder Brother, are you plan to raise the python regius?” “哥哥,你是打算养球蟒吗？” The easy harvest moon to return to Sakura Apartment, sees a chubby...... probably is a running circle of lizard kind of lifeform in the living room, on its tail is also probably is being a can kind of thing, the time of running also has to tinkle to work as lang the sound, is quite lively. 易秋月一回到樱公寓,就看到一只胖嘟嘟的……大概是蜥蜴一类的生物正在起居室里跑圈,它的尾巴上还系着大概是易拉罐一类的东西,以至于跑起来的时候还有丁零当啷的声响,颇为热闹。 „Snake does not have the foot.” “蛇没有脚。” Jasmine that goes out to go shopping with the harvest moon in one side serious investigation correct path. 和秋月一起出去买东西的茉莉在一旁一本正经的纠正道。 , She also added: „Al Khadra is an exception.” 顿了顿,她又补充道:“海德拉除外。” „Example always somewhat subtle extreme why the jasmine lifts?” “为什么茉莉举的例子总是有些微妙的极端呢？” Has looked at the remote mountain that the little while fat snake jogged thousand to spit the mortise in the one side early low voice: „Moreover the python regius refers to curling up the ball, this thing is fat to become ball, at all is not a meaning......” 已经在一旁看了会儿肥蛇跑步的深山千早小声吐槽道:“而且球蟒是指蜷成球,这东西是胖成球,根本不是一个意思吧……” As the weather is late gradually, the young girls who inside and outside Sakura Apartment work also gradually went home. 随着天色渐晚,樱公寓里外出打工的少女们也逐渐回家了。 „This is the food of dinner?” Just the proficient cherry alley sun looks that the fat snake also knit the brows saying: „I to using the lizard prepare food no research. Or red-roast, I to some red-roast research, or wraps up the veil to explode the tempura also to try......” “这个是晚餐的食材吗？”刚刚到家的樱小路朝日看着肥蛇也皱眉说道:“我对用蜥蜴做菜没什么研究啊。要不红烧吧,我对红烧有些研究,要不裹上面衣炸成天妇罗也能试试……” Fat snake one hear, went all out to step four chubby small short legs to run quickly. 肥蛇一听,拼命迈着四条胖乎乎的小短腿跑得更加快了。 But the dog younger sister's vision after the fat snake transferred several, could not have repressed pursues behind the opposite party buttocks...... 而狗妹子的目光顺着肥蛇转了几圈之后,已经按捺不住地追在了对方屁股后面…… Immediately in Sakura Apartment became one piece randomly. 顿时樱公寓里乱成了一片。 Only then Qin Xingyan came back, gazed at silently by the dog younger sister according to under the fat snake several minutes after foot, asked to slow Shenhang low voice. 只有秦星嫣回来的时候,默默地注视了被狗妹子按在脚底下的肥蛇几分钟后,才小声地向徐慎行问道。 „How senior...... I always thought that this thing is a bit like the dragon?” “前辈……我怎么总觉得这东西有点像龙？” „Because it is the dragon.” “因为它就是龙啊。” slow Shenhang both hands one, quite hoodlum reply. 徐慎行双手一摊,颇为光棍地回答。 „Does senior, why you always like speaking this not funny cold joke? Where has dragon Feicheng this appearance?” Qin Xingyan looked at eye that lizard, shakes the head: „Even if the entraining root of West does not have fat to become such? If our here dragons are really long like this, my three views must collapse one time......” “前辈啊,为什么你总是喜欢说这种一点都不好笑的冷笑话呢？哪有龙肥成这个样子的？”秦星嫣又看了眼那条蜥蜴,摇了摇头:“就算是西方的拽根也没胖成这样的吧？要是我们这边的龙真长这样,我的三观又得崩坏一次了……” Raises while convenient, this girl previous three view collapses saw river promote the god of the land, was a mushroom loli dead dwelling female careless type time. 顺带一提,这丫头上一次三观崩坏还是看到江晋的土地神,也就是蘑菇头萝莉一副死宅女的吊儿郎当样的时候。 Afterward she spent for about a month to convince itself to accept the reality, ‚what and cultivated/repaired by me was the immortal said, with incense and candle to become God was two departments, will not turn into that appearance absolutely’ view success hypnosis oneself...... 事后她花了将近一个月才说服了自己接受现实,并以‘我修的是仙道,和香火成神是两个部门,绝对不会变成那副样子’的说法成功催眠了自己…… Because the small harvest moon here, old slow will not have made a clean breast of the fact, but shrugs. 因为还有小秋月在这边,老徐也不会把事实和盘托出,只是耸了耸肩。 After that he spent many times to make the cherry alley understand that this thing was not the food, this avoided on the Sakura Apartment table appearing the red-roast dragon Rouhuo Dragon King tempura and so on sounded subtle makes person of cuisine that had the appetite. 在那之后,他又花了好些功夫让樱小路明白这东西不是食材,这才避免了樱公寓的餐桌上出现红烧龙肉或龙王天妇罗之类听起来微妙的令人有食欲的菜式。 Works to make money regarding the life improvement of Sakura Apartment to play the considerably large role, the dinner was not at least poor like before- cherry alley made the sumo wrestling hot pot especially. 打工赚钱对于樱公寓的生活改善起到了相当大的作用,至少晚饭不像以前那么寒酸了-樱小路特地做了相扑火锅。 Because had an additional income of not poor|Fei from dragon brother there, slow Shenhang also changed into the air conditioning the dinner time consistent electric fan very luxuriously. 而因为从龙兄那里有了一笔不菲的额外收入,徐慎行也十分奢侈地将晚饭时间一贯的电扇换成了空调。 This made the happy direct telescope send out sighed: „Lying trough, I do not know, this broken apartment also has the air conditioning unexpectedly!” 这让乐正镜不由发出了感叹:“卧槽,我都不知道,这破公寓居然还有空调！” Good, nearly three years have not opened, this air conditioning can also use unexpectedly, is robust not good...... 好吧,近三年没开,这空调居然还能用,也是皮实的不行…… When the Sakura Apartment landlords and tenants the harmony happiness on the table are eating the sumo wrestling hot pot, and is enjoying the air conditioning time, a fat dragon face compels to look painstakingly own front thing. 当樱公寓的房东和房客们在桌上其乐融融地吃着相扑火锅,并享受着空调的时候,肥龙一脸苦逼地看着自己面前的东西。 That is a dog food earthen bowl, inside is putting cucumber that slivers the silk. 那是一个狗食钵,里面放着切成丝的黄瓜。 Why did not know the cucumber thread also the spicy strip, does not know that was slow Shenhang thought the color sulphathiazol put the embellishment, when pure dog younger sister stealing food spicy strip fell accidentally. 不知为何黄瓜丝了还有一根辣条,也不知道是徐慎行觉得颜色太素放进去点缀的,还是单纯狗妹子偷吃辣条时无意中掉进去的。 Thinks that my solemn Dragon King, when has eaten the meal of such spicy chicken! 想我堂堂龙王,何时吃过这么辣鸡的饭菜！ Fat dragon almost on brook however tears under: Or ok, you come to order the dog grain still to be able even to accept, only then the cucumber is what ghost! 肥龙差点就涓然泪下了:要不行,你就算来点狗粮也能接受啊,只有黄瓜是个什么鬼！ In big black with it that by it charges looked at each other moment silently, then pulls out south one 在它旁边充电的大黑默默和它对视了片刻,然后掏出一节南 …… …… „......” “……” Immediately a fat dragon heavy line. 顿时肥龙一头黑线。 This day really has had no way! 这日子真是没法过了！ Its cuts by biting a cucumber thread, while sending out chews the sound clearly, wants to say at heart silently. 它一口咬断一根黄瓜丝,在发出清脆嘴嚼声的同时,心里默默想道。 Here simply is the living hell. 这里简直就是人间地狱。 As solemn Dragon King, must escape from prison is good. 作为堂堂龙王,必须越狱才行。 …… …… …… …… The words that actually must speak, old slow has not given up on Ao changed/easy but actually specially, instead most likely (80%) time being disinclined manage this fellow, but after giving it to issue one pile of losing weight duties, gave up. 其实要说的话,老徐倒也没有特别看死敖易,反而有八成时间都懒得管这家伙,只是给它布置了一堆减肥任务后就撒手不管了。 But why does not know, Ao changed/easy is loaf in slow Shenhang field of vision dead angle each time, actually would being caught by him. 只不过不知道为何,每次敖易在徐慎行的视野死角里偷懒,却总会被他抓到。 As the matter stands naturally can obtain more penalty movements, then Ao changed/easy continues to find the way to be loaf in the dead angle, was also caught...... such continuously the vicious circle, goes upstairs the plan rests the time until old slow, Ao changed/easy had accumulated about 40,000 push-ups and 1300 kilometers jogging. 这样一来自然会得到更多的惩罚运动,然后敖易继续想办法在死角偷懒,却又被抓到……就这么一直恶性循环了下去,直到老徐上楼打算休息的时候,敖易已经累计了将近四万个俯卧撑和一千三百公里的跑步了。 If Ao changed/easy is unruly to sway back and forth to refuse to acknowledge, does not carry out the activity of penalty, will naturally welcome slow Shenhang ‚poor point will explode’ the punishment. 如果敖易撒泼打滚拒不承认,不去执行惩罚的活动,自然就会迎来徐慎行的‘差一点点就会爆头’之刑。 Solely in a day, Ao changed/easy feels own brain and brain fluid, because was pinched to concentrate to pass about three times degrees by slow Shenhang, the evidence is it discovered own head as if compared with just came the time small...... 单单过了一天,敖易就觉得自己的大脑和脑浆因为被徐慎行捏头而浓缩到了过去三倍左右的程度,证据就是它发现自己的脑袋似乎比刚来的时候小了一圈…… Until this kind of time, why Ao Yicai sovereign brother must deliver to here to lose weight it suddenly: Because here, even if it is earnest, with a sudden burst, and even was at cost of the life not to be victorious that person of supervision. But that person wants, to be able oneself to pinch slightly earnestly pinches is to turn into a dragon to do. 直到这种时候,敖易才恍然自家皇兄为啥要把它送到这里来减肥:因为这里就算是它认真起来,卯足劲,乃至拼了老命也打不过监督的那人。而那人只要稍微认真一点,就能把自己捏吧捏吧做成龙干。 Although Ao changed/easy can also look, that mortal has the thing that attaches great importance to relatively: For example his younger sister. Even from observation of this day, his younger sister this world has the supernatural life not to know, this should also be the consequence of that mortal excessive protection. 虽然敖易也看得出来,那个凡人有着比较重视的东西:比如他妹妹。甚至从这一天的观察情况来看,他妹妹连这个世界存在着超自然的生灵都不知道,这应该也是那个凡人过度保护的后果。 If oneself turn into the human form suddenly, kidnaps that person of younger sister, could compel the opposite party to obey. 如果自己突然变成人形,劫持那人的妹妹,说不定能够逼得对方就范。 However Ao changed/easy will not do: First he as Dragon King makes him not make that dirty behavior proudly ; Secondly slow Shenhang that appears in his front ability in the wink of an eye also makes his heart have to dread-, if enraged the opposite party, what to do the fellow really pinching to explode own head? Judging from the present situation, even the sovereign brother most likely (80%) are not the opponent of this goods. 不过敖易不会那么做:一来是他身为龙王的骄傲让他不会去做那么龌龊的行为;二来徐慎行那瞬息之间出现在他面前的能力也让他心有忌惮-万一自己激怒了对方,那家伙真把自己的脑袋给捏爆了怎么办？从目前的情况来看,就算是皇兄八成也不是这货的对手。 Is day of being together, the slow Shenhang terrifying physique deeply has carved into Ao changed/easy immaturely( compared to dragon clan) heart. 仅仅是一天的相处,徐慎行的恐怖身姿就已经深深地刻入了敖易幼小(相对于龙族来说)的心底。 But this does not mean that Ao changed/easy has submitted. 但这并不意味着敖易已经屈服了。 Cannot be victorious I not to run! 打不过我还不会跑吗！ In taking a nap half an hour, after determining no one goes downstairs, it quietly climbed up the class/flow principle stage, opens the window, drilled from the window seam. All come as a surprise to Ao changed/easy smoothly. 在假寐了半个钟头,确定没有人下楼之后,它就悄悄爬上了流理台,打开窗户,从窗户缝里钻了出去。一切都顺利的出乎敖易的预料。 „Fat master I am free!” “胖爷我自由啦！” Drills the security window, it with double crown lizard, stood erect to brandish two small short legs to run. 一钻出防盗窗,它就跟个双冠蜥似的,直立着抡起两条小短腿啪唰唰跑了出去。 Finally the form of that plump disappeared in the alley in dim light of night thoroughly. 最后那个圆滚滚的身影就彻底消失在了夜色中的小巷里。 The intermittent dog's bark that only then the distant place transmits, increased some sounds to this quiet night. 只有远处传来的阵阵犬吠,给这个静谧夜晚增加了些许的声音。 …… …… …… …… „Landlord,” gets in the jasmine of game to raise the head in slow Shenhang Room suddenly: „Your lizard ran.” “房东,”在徐慎行房间里打游戏的茉莉突然抬起头:“你的蜥蜴跑了。” „I know.” “我知道。” Partly lies on the bed, shakes not carefully with slow Shen expert who the jasmine fights the tank war own native place exploding, he looks fierce to press down to make a fresh start, then to speak thoughtlessly saying: „The fellow cannot escape, my spirit ghost is following it.” 半躺在床上,和茉莉一起打坦克大战的徐慎行手一抖不小心把自己老家给炸了,他龇牙咧嘴按下重新开始,接着随口说道:“那家伙跑不了,我的灵鬼正跟着它呢。” „Why can do this matter? The landlords you are not the repugnant trouble?” “为什么要做这种事？房东你不是讨厌麻烦的吗？” „Because of very interesting appearance.” slow Shenhang has the yawn to reply: „A little was recently bored.” “因为很有趣的样子。”徐慎行打着哈欠回答:“最近有点无聊了。” „Landlord, that is the invincibility of nest.” “房东,那是窝的无敌。” „Deft, then has, the slow in work does not have.” “手快则有,手慢则无。”