IITMEOISC :: Volume #5

#488: When was haughtily easy to find the opposite party time, that ‚evil spirit’ the face has been covered with the chrysanthemum of puncturing the same as open probably suddenly, bit toward still in the young girl in deep sleep!

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Ao changed/easy is maintaining the lizard( false) pattern, shuttles back and forth cautiously in the street greenbelt. 敖易保持着四脚蛇(伪)模式,小心翼翼地穿梭在马路边的绿化带中。 Reason that does not turn into the human the condition, yes feared once oneself restore the human form, is discovered and held...... him by slow Shenhang immediately not to know that currently the head above about three chi (0.33 m) altitudes have several spirit ghosts to surround and live broadcast in turn his every action and every movement...... 之所以不变成人类的状态,是怕自己一旦恢复人形,就会立刻被徐慎行发现并抓住……他并不知道现在自己脑袋上方三尺左右的高度就有好几只灵鬼正在轮流围观并直播他的一举一动…… If not has scruples in the family/home also the small harvest moon, slow Shenhang almost cranks up really the dragon Xiu's the process that this fellow escaped entire journey broadcast on the television of Sakura Apartment living room. 如果不是顾忌到家里还有一个小秋月在,徐慎行差点就把这家伙逃亡的过程拍成真龙秀在樱公寓客厅的电视上全程播放了。 Because in the booth a master who hung to explode the day caused already for a long time no spirit ghosts of doing, because at this moment also found the matter that can do to be excited, the wholeheartedly invested the robber to absorb in the enterprise. 因为摊上了一个吊炸天的主人导致已经好久没啥做的灵鬼们,此刻因为也找到了可以做的事而兴奋不已,全身心地投入进了盗摄事业之中。 „I really am the talent!” “我真是天才！” Although( mainly to play game with jasmine) for various reasons, causing old slow not to come to look for it, but Ao ceremony/etiquette actually thinks that is own camouflage plays the role. 虽然因为各种原因(主要是为了和茉莉打游戏),导致老徐还没来找它,但敖礼却认为是自己的伪装起到了作用。 Therefore continues to hide while in the thick patch of grass goes forward is also cannot help but pleased with oneself. 于是继续躲在草丛里前进的同时还不由得沾沾自喜。 However was quick he to meet the first test: An intersection. 不过很快他就遇到了第一个考验:一个十字路口。 The present time is very late, but obviously river promote some residents no longer are agriculture time that resting at sundown life work and rest, even now, intersection still there are vehicles coming and going, extremely busy. 现在的时间已经很晚了,但显然江晋的一部分居民已然不再是农耕时代那种日落而息的生活作息了,即便是现在,十字路口依然车来车往,热闹非凡。 Ao Yiduo observed in the thick patch of grass for a long time, this general determined the transformation rule of this crossroad traffic light. 敖易躲在草丛里观察了许久,这才大概地确定了这个路口红绿灯的变换规律。 Therefore he seizes an opportunity, stepped own four small short leg to run out of the greenbelt, the result had not run several steps to be ridden the old man who the storage battery tricycle is running a red light grinding...... 于是他看准一个机会,迈着自己的四条小短腿就冲出了绿化带,结果没跑几步就被骑着电瓶三轮车闯红灯的老头给碾了过去…… „river promote human was the monster......” “江晋的人类都是怪物吗……” If the prototype, even maintains the human shape, Ao changed/easy was hit by the storage battery tricycle naturally is the trifling thing does not have, but issue he now that a wee bit big, directly grinds also somewhat to injure from the head and tailbone by others. 如果是原型,甚至保持人类形态,敖易被电瓶三轮车撞一下自然是屁事没有,可问题他现在就那么丁点大,直接被人家从脑袋和尾椎骨上碾过去还真有点伤。 Towed half remnant body to hide in opposite greenbelt with great difficulty, Ao changed/easy thought that the world was really dangerous, oneself should return to oneself crystal palace as soon as possible. 好容易拖着半残的身子躲到了对面的绿化带中,敖易觉得人类世界真是太危险了,自己应该尽快回到自己的水晶宫去。 „Hateful, cannot make an effort.” “可恶,使不上劲。” Because the dinner was basically equal to the relations that has not eaten, stretched across less than half river Shanxi with this small arm calf in addition, Ao changed/easy is hungry the belly cluck. 因为晚餐基本等于没吃的关系,加上用这小胳膊小腿横跨了小半个江晋市,敖易早就饿得肚子咕咕叫了。 Has been away from that mortal to be very far in any case, or no matter simply aura divulging does not divulge, changes this leaps the cloud to escape directly? 反正已经距离那个凡人很远了,要不干脆不管气息泄露不泄露,直接变回本相腾云逃跑？ Haughty easy this thought one rise, the back to feel a chill in the air in vain. 只是敖易这个念头一升起来,背后就徒然感到了一阵寒意。 dragon class mostly has the powerful intuition, can have a premonition regarding own future indistinctly, even if naturally many beliefs ‚I am so assigned by me not by day’ the rash fellow dragon does not believe own intuition, for example Jinghe River Dragon King that unlucky egg...... 龙类大多都有着强大的直觉,能够隐约对于自己的未来有所预感,当然就算如此还是有很多信奉‘我命由我不由天’的二愣子龙不信自己的直觉,比如泾河龙王那个倒霉蛋…… But the so strong ominous premonition or Ao changed/easy feel for the second time- first that time of being his parents passed away. 而如此浓重的不祥预感还是敖易第二次感受到-第一次是他父母去世的那个时候。 If he now is not the lizard( false) pattern, body smooth only has the scale, perhaps the fine body hair straight vertical stroke, had had goosebumps. 如果他现在不是四脚蛇(伪)模式,身上光溜溜的只有鳞片的话,恐怕早就寒毛直竖,起了一层鸡皮疙瘩吧。 He has the premonition, if oneself really change this, perhaps in that flash of soaring, will be held. 他有预感,如果自己真的变回本相,恐怕在腾空而起的那一瞬间,就会被抓住。 „Was not good, cannot insist......” “不行,坚持不住了……” After struggling several, his finally prostration, entire dragon one head poured in the flowering shrubs. 挣扎着走了几步之后,他终于一阵虚脱,整个龙都一脑袋倒在了花丛里。 …… …… …… …… When Ao changed/easy wakes, discovered oneself were closed in a glass box. 等到敖易醒过来的时候,发现自己被关在了一个玻璃箱中。 Actually is not the pass/test, on the glass box is the open type. 其实也不算关,玻璃箱上面是敞开式的。 Words that does not need to fly, simply does not have the means to escape- he is the dragon is not the gecko...... 只是不用飞的话,根本没办法逃出去-他是龙又不是壁虎…… „, Woke!” “哦哦,醒过来了！” The clear delightful sound conveys from outside. 清脆悦耳的声音从外面传来。 Ao Yixun the prestige goes, discovered that a human female have a relish is looking at herself. 敖易循声望去,发现一个人类女性正饶有兴致地看着自己。 This makes him feel a chill, also has was insulted the feeling at heart: Not long , did the solemn dragon clan actually degenerate into the ornamental lifeform of human? 这让他感到一阵恶寒,同时心里也有中被侮辱了的感觉:曾几何时,堂堂龙族却沦为了人类的观赏生物？ While he planned performs one ‚in gold/metal scale non- pond the thing to meet the wind and cloud then melts dragon’ the time, haughty easy actually keen discovery, although is quite light, but on this human female has the aura of that hateful mortal at present unexpectedly? 正当他打算上演一出‘金鳞本非池中物一遇风云便化龙’的时候,敖易却敏锐的发现,虽然极为淡薄,但眼前这个人类女性身上居然有着那个可恶凡人的气息？ Immediately he hit to tremble, the entire dragon like this was listless. 顿时他就打了个哆嗦,整条龙就这样蔫了。 It seems like after can only waits for this female human the attention to put aside, oneself again seize the chance to escape. 看来只能等这个女性人类的注意力移开之后,自己再趁机逃跑了。 „Miss Su Wei, I thought that do not raise this type of thing is quite good......” “苏薇小姐啊,我觉得你还是不要养这种东西比较好……” It seems like that human female is slightly older , the human female but who also wears eyeglasses says- with human without looking at pattern and so on is very difficult to distinguish the appearance of lizard to be the same, as a doubtful big lizard distant relative's dragon, haughty easy regarding the appearance also a little bitter hand of resolution human. 一个看起来比那个人类女性稍老一点,还戴着副眼镜的人类女性开口说道-就和人类在不看花纹之类的情况下很难分辨出蜥蜴的长相一样,作为一条疑似大蜥蜴远亲的龙,敖易对于分辨人类的长相也有点苦手。 Naturally that mortal exception, because the flaw characteristics on some hair made him very good to recognize: Is just like similarly is the dog, of bare wool is always most conspicuous...... 当然那个凡人例外,因为某种毛发上的缺陷特征令他特别好认:就好比同样是狗,秃毛的那条总是最惹眼的…… Should rejoice that old slow does not know this matter, otherwise several days later dragon the brother came back only to see a basin sauced good dragon meat probably. 应该庆幸老徐不知道这回事,否则几天后龙兄回来大概就只能看到一盆卤好的龙肉了。 „Crawls to favor this type of thing, is incompatible with you delightful clear image, causes the destruction...... these fans therefore is also disappointed as the localization that you will establish to the company easily” “爬宠这种东西,和你甜美清纯的形象不符,容易给公司为你设置的定位造成破坏……那些粉丝也会因此失望的” Slightly big point human female-, what I said is age slightly big- do best to convince persuaded: „This small...... the volume, the lizard should also be others sets free? You looked that picks not too well the pet that others release right?” „I the fans that likes these liking my song, if holds the fans of some goal to my body, does not want. Moreover sets free, rather discards is right? Once the human domestic pet were abandoned by the master, even the wild compatible highest cat still only has 30% survival percentages. This is the data of the world, putting the Heavenly Dynasty was lower- must know that even the invasive species small lobster was eaten not to have quickly.” 略大一点的人类女性-嗯,我说的是年龄方面的略大-苦口婆心地劝说道:“这个小……额,蜥蜴应该也是其他人放生的吧？你看把别人放生的宠物捡回来也不太好对吧？”“我喜欢那些喜欢我歌的粉丝,如果是对我的身体抱有某种目的的粉丝,不要也罢。而且与其说是放生,倒不如说是丢弃才对吧？人类家养的宠物一旦被主人抛弃,即便是野化适应性最高的猫也只有百分之三十的存活率。这还是全球的数据,放到天朝来就更低了-要知道连入侵物种小龙虾都快被吃没了。” Su Wei has not replied slightly hesitant, simultaneously that anything is teasing Ao changed/easy. 苏薇没有丝毫犹豫地回答道,同时那什么逗弄着敖易。 Ao changed/easy looked at the thing on eye her hand, immediately the eye turns, shrinking went to the glass jar corner in- a mother chicken unexpectedly is the cucumber. 敖易看了眼她手上的东西,顿时眼睛一翻,缩到玻璃缸角落里去了-妈个鸡居然又是黄瓜。 Su Wei has not been offended actually, the lizard of fan rather this picks if intimate with itself from the beginning, that instead makes people think that fears. 苏薇倒是对此没有丝毫介怀,倒不如说这条捡来的迷之蜥蜴要是一开始就亲近自己,那反而让人觉得怕怕的。 Since oneself side these do not have the face strange complete dog belt/bring, the company gave her to ration the new manager. 自从自己身边那些无脸怪全部狗带之后,公司重新给她配给了新的经纪人。 However because of the beforehand disturbance, causing her always somewhat to dislike regarding the manager with the trauma, therefore is always maintaining certain distance with the opposite party. 不过因为之前的风波,导致她对于经纪人总有些膈应和心理阴影,因此总是和对方保持着一定距离。 „Good, crawls to favor you also to raise in own family/home in any case, so long as careful should no issue. Compared with this,” wore the manager of eyeglasses to hesitate the moment, finally said: „I thought that do not continue in that boy family/home is quite good.” “好吧,反正爬宠你也只是在自己家里养,只要小心一点的话应该没什么问题。比起这个来,”戴眼镜的经纪人迟疑了片刻,最后还是说了出来:“我觉得你还是不要继续去那个男孩子家里比较好。” Su Wei: „......” 苏薇:“……” „I know that Miss Su Wei you are not glad, but you must think for the company, your jade' female singer, runs toward also small high school male student family/home in all day long, now detects also only then several dog young of Eight Trigrams (gossip) tabloids, the company can also press, but once is exposed, your reputation was notorious, wants to fire again is not easy...... you not to carry old ox to eat the reputation of tender grass?” “我知道苏薇小姐你不乐意,但你也得为公司想想,你一个玉`女歌星,成天往比自己还小的高中男生家里跑,现在察觉到的还只有几个八卦小报的狗仔,公司还能压得下来,可一旦东窗事发,你的名声臭了,想要再打响就不容易了……你也不想背个老牛吃嫩草的名头吧？” „Auntie Mei, I was tired, you first go back.” “梅姨,我累了,你先回去吧。” „Miss Su Wei......, ok, you put best into it.” “苏薇小姐……唉,算了,你好自为之。” That middle-aged woman as if also wanted to say anything, but sees Su Wei the somewhat worried expression, finally left tactful. 那个中年女性本来似乎还想要说点什么,但看到苏薇有些烦闷的表情,最后还是识趣地离开了。 Therefore the entire room was so peaceful. 于是整个屋子就那样安静了下来。 Su Wei poked the stamp to lie with the cucumber thread motionless Ao changed/easy in the glass jar, whispered in a soft voice: „Won't you bite me?” 苏薇用黄瓜丝戳了戳趴在玻璃缸里一动不动的敖易,轻声嘀咕:“你不会咬我吧？” Ao changed/easy shows the whites of the eyes. 敖易翻了个白眼。 This let the Wei big feeling surprisedly, cautiously Ao Yizhuo. 这让苏薇大感惊讶,小心翼翼地把敖易捉了出来。 Ao Yidao has not revolted, in his opinion this is a good escaping opportunity. 敖易倒也没有反抗,在他看来这是一个不错的逃跑机会。 „Oh, is good to sink...... your fellow should not be will run away? Eats such fat, does not seem like abandoned by the master.” “哎哟,好沉啊……你这家伙该不会是偷跑出来的吧？吃这么胖,不像是被主人遗弃的啊。” Su Wei the word of having no interest makes haughty easy at heart one startled, almost began to revolt, was good soon detected that because of him this human female as if spoke thoughtlessly. 苏薇的无心之言让敖易心里一惊,差点就动手反抗了,好在他很快察觉到这个人类女性似乎只是随口说说的。 „Although is not the specially intimate person, the desire of but not having attacked...... words saying that what lizard you are? Green iguanid? Central bearded dragon? Always feels not like.” “虽然不是特别亲近人,但也没有攻击的欲望……话说你到底是什么蜥蜴？绿鬣蜥？鬃狮蜥？总觉得都不像啊。” Lizard your younger sister, the labor is the dragon! 蜥你妹啊,劳资是龙！ Ao changed/easy is swaying the tail worriedly, expressed own disaffection. 敖易烦闷地摇晃着尾巴,表达出了自己的不满。 Su Wei puts the ground him. Ao changed/easy immediately eye one bright: Was the time! 苏薇把他放到地上。敖易顿时眼睛一亮:是时候了！ While he plans to escape, Su Wei said in a soft voice: „I remember beef canned food that here also kitty uses to......” 正当他打算逃跑的时候,苏薇却轻声说道:“我记得这里还有一个猫咪用的牛肉罐头才对……” „......” “……” Ao changed/easy pondered for a long time, by ‚did not eat meal not to have the strength had no way to escape’ the reason to convince itself finally, put side the canned food until the young girl oneself, he ate in gulps. 敖易思考了许久,最后还是以‘不吃饭没有力气就没法逃跑’的理由说服了自己,直到少女将罐头放到了自己身边,他才大口大口的吃了起来。 Also let alone, besides the flavor is a little pale, the flavor of cat canned food can also calculate ‚subtle delicious’...... 还别说,除了味道有点淡之外,猫罐头的味道也能算进‘微妙的好吃’中…… But Su Wei is supporting oneself face in the one side with the hand, looks Ao changed/easy eats to the heart's content at the same time, thought aloud that probably such is voicing the complaint of company. 而苏薇则在一旁用手撑着自己的脸,看着敖易大快朵颐的同时,就好像自言自语那样发着自己公司的牢骚。 Although most energy hit in ate above, but haughty easy slightly to listen to Su Wei the complaint greatly. 虽然大部分精力都击中在了吃上面,但敖易还是大略听完了苏薇的抱怨。 The one who lets his some caring, the young girl mediated him to be the same from some significance, in the childhood parents because died accidentally/surprisingly. 让他有些在意的是,少女从某种意义上来说和他一样,也是在小时候父母就因为意外身亡了。 But with inborn has the position of Dragon King, lies down easy different, Su Weihuo wanting that haughtily can go on living is more laborious. 只不过和天生就有龙王之位,以至于躺着都能活下去的敖易不同,苏薇活的要辛苦许多。 Why this was also she in the former going all out effort, reason aimed at to become song world giant star- childhood hard times made her lack the security sense. 这也是为什么她在以前会拼命努力,以成为歌坛巨星为目标的原因-小时候的苦日子让她一直都缺乏安全感。 Moreover similarly also bases on this reason, she runs toward that human masculine family/home named Chen Tuwa in frequently: The beforehand that disturbance almost establishes that security sense to destroy Su Wei with great difficulty completely, only from all these saved own Chen Tuwa in the side, Su Wei can quite safely. 另外同样也是基于这个原因,她才经常往那个叫陈土娃的人类男性家里跑:之前的那场风波几乎将苏薇好不容易才建立起来那点安全感摧毁殆尽,只有当从这一切中拯救了自己的陈土娃在身边的时候,苏薇才能够比较安心一点。 She thought that this is not considered as the love, because oneself goal is impure, but this matter who can talk clearly? 她觉得这不算是恋爱,因为自己目的不纯,但这种事谁又说得清楚呢？ „Moreover said that what must consider...... me almost in the manager by company to be massacred for the company, why don't they think for me?” “而且说什么要为公司着想……我可是差点被公司里的经纪人杀掉啊,他们为什么不为我想想呢？” Finally, Su Wei looks at Ao changed/easy who licks the jar, concluded own discontent with the last few words: „Oh, I also really am idle why...... will complain this matter to you? You cannot understand...... rather, because you cannot understand, will not speak, therefore I will say these discontent words to you.” 最后,苏薇看着正在舔罐子的敖易,用最后一句话收尾了自己的牢骚:“唉,我也真是闲的……为什么会向你抱怨这种事？你也听不懂吧……倒不如说,正是因为你听不懂,也不会说话,所以我才会向你说出这些牢骚话吧。” Really regretted I not only can be able to understand, will also speak. 真遗憾我不仅能够听得懂,而且也会说话。 Ao changed/easy is spitting the mortise at heart. 敖易在心里吐槽道。 At this time, Su Wei had hugged him, returned in the glass jar. 这个时候,苏薇已经把他抱了起来,放回了玻璃缸中。 „Good night, small lizard.” Asked after him good night, the young girl left this room, was takes a bath probably. “晚安,小蜥蜴。”向他问了个晚安后,少女就离开了这个房间,大概是洗澡去了。 Ao changed/easy found out the short four limbs to stretch oneself, had a yawn, smacks the lips, lay is dozed off by the warm sand of light photo. 敖易探出短短的四肢伸了个懒腰,打了个哈欠,咂了咂嘴,就趴在被灯光照的暖洋洋的沙子上打起了瞌睡。 A moment later he awakens suddenly. 片刻之后他猛然惊醒。 „It is not right, I relax what vigor!” “不对,我放松个什么劲啊！” Now is not the best time of escaping! 现在不是逃跑的最好时机吗！ „Eats quite full, does not want to move......, moreover fortunately sleepy......” “可是吃的好饱,一点都不想动……而且还好睏……” Ao changed/easy had a yawn again. 敖易再度打了个哈欠。 „Ok, tomorrow will run away again, today rests should not to relate slightly. The most dangerous place is the safest place, even that mortal should still meet under the lamp black to be right.” “算了,明天再逃吧,今天稍微休息一下应该也没关系。正所谓最危险的地方就是最安全的地方,就算是那个凡人应该也会灯下黑才对。” He found an excuse to himself casually, then no longer the matter that goes to want to escape, slept satisfactory. 他随便给自己找了个借口,便不再去想逃跑的事儿,美美地睡起了觉。 This in a flash in three days. 就这样一晃过了三天。 Ao changed/easy has not escaped from the home. 敖易还是没有逃出这个家。 Does not have the opportunity, in fact the opportunity are many are- Su Wei the daytime time association/will lets in fresh air to him, making him stroll at home. 并不是没有机会,事实上机会多得是-苏薇白天的时候总会给他放风,让他在家里闲逛。 But Su Weiwei the canned food was really delicious, even if the fat carp in Houjouike could not compare, in addition the younger sister regarded the pet the same as serve Ao changed/easy, was makes Ao changed/easy on the contrary since birth first feeling of having is in itself Dragon King: Compared with looks at the water plant to be in a daze in that lonely crystal palace, obviously the world of human is more interesting , the human younger sister serves oneself food and drink rubbish let alone, there is anything is not good. 只不过苏薇喂的罐头实在是太美味了,就算是放生池里的肥鲤鱼都比不上,加上妹子把敖易当成宠物一样伺候,反倒是令敖易有生以来第一次有了自己是龙王的感觉:比起在那个冷清的水晶宫里看着水草发呆,显然人类的世界更加有趣,更何况还有一个人类妹子伺候自己的吃喝拉撒,又有什么不好呢。 Makes Ao changed/easy feel that what is only discontented, the daily dinner time, this girl would saying anything in oneself ear verbosely, making him eat meal is not delicious. 唯一让敖易感到不满的是,每天的晚餐时间,这丫头总会在自己耳边絮絮叨叨地说些什么,让他吃起饭来都没那么美味了。 Otherwise finds an opportunity to help her, was also the favor...... 要不然找个机会帮帮她,也算是还了人情…… Is thinking Ao Yizhao seven glass beads, planned casual conceals at home, then makes Wei turn ‚’, then oneself pretend that Divine Dragon came to realize the desire to be good to her. 这么想着的敖易找了七个玻璃珠子,打算随便藏在家里,然后让苏薇‘无意间’翻出来,接着自己就假装神龙来给她实现愿望好了。 Regardless some the plans of talking nonsense, Ao changed/easy was used to such life gradually. 撇开这个有些扯淡的计划不谈,敖易渐渐习惯了这样的生活。 However in the night of third day, the mutation happened. 然而在第三天的夜里,异变发生了。 In the haughty easy half dream partly to awake, discovered that anything broke into the home. 在敖易半梦半醒中,发现有什么东西闯入了家里。 From the beginning he also thinks that was that fearful mortal discovered finally own trail, frightened that sleepiness to fly beyond the highest heavens instantaneously. 一开始他还以为是那个可怕的凡人终于发现了自己的踪迹,吓得那点睡意瞬间就飞到了九霄云外。 But later he realized seems not such. Without has with the monster of ground too has happened together, he can also feel from the aura, the intruder is not a human, but is ‚evil spirit’. 但随后他就意识到似乎并非如此。哪怕没有和地上的妖怪有过太多交集,他也能够从气息上感觉出来,闯入者并不是人类,而是‘妖魔’。 He hides under the table, then the shadow as the shield, approached the intruder quietly. 他躲在桌子底下,接着阴影作为掩护,悄悄地靠近了闯入者。 The goal of opposite party is very clear, enters the room, has not done hesitant, directly soared Su Wei the bedroom. 对方的目的很明确,一进屋子,没有多做犹豫,直奔进了苏薇的卧室。
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