IITMEOISC :: Volume #5

#486: „How to say......”, although dragon clan comes to the verge of death is not old slow does, but he has the psychology of subtle wish apology: „Really was laborious you.”

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river promote had that big matter, even to conceal is still very difficult to achieve, if not want to come Beijing revelation large explosion or the Tunguska event again a time buries the truth, can only adopt some special methods. 江晋发生了那么大的事,就算是想隐瞒也很难做到,如果不想再来一次北京天启大爆炸或通古斯大爆炸掩埋真相的话,就只能采取一些特别的手段。 What is lucky, river promote had jasmine bug to exist. 万幸的是,江晋有茉莉这个bug存在。 Although the large-scale brainwashing is not quite good to do, but if because of revised the memory of river promote and nearby resident through the mold subtly, the little fellow is beginning the foot not to have the issue. 大规模的洗脑虽然不太好做,但如果是通过模因潜移默化地修正江晋及其附近居民的记忆,小家伙动起手脚来还是没问题的。 But that side the state organs also has ultra managed that levels. 而国家机关那边也有超管办来摆平。 Therefore one day later, the national 5 A scenic area silently were many a river promote Statue...... 于是一天之后,国家5A景区就默默多了一个江晋女神像…… Because concealed Song jade existence, therefore Su Wei the position was held once again high, held on to the highest post of Shao cherry entertainment. 因为隐瞒了宋玉的存在,所以苏薇的地位又一次被捧高,坐稳了绍樱娱乐的头把交椅。 In a short time Shao cherry entertainment also jumped to stumble-, because there are over 30% people to sudden die suddenly. Will the competitor of Shao cherry entertainment let up this opportunity? Therefore Shao cherry entertainment was thrown filthy water of head immediately, suddenly regarding the black heart enterprise, Shao cherry entertainment pushed to the front, flung the second wealth 只是短时间内绍樱娱乐也蹦跶不了了-因为里面有超过30%的人都突然猝死了。绍樱娱乐的竞争对手又怎么会放过这种机会呢？于是绍樱娱乐立马被泼了一脑袋的脏水,一时间谈起黑心企业,绍樱娱乐一马当先,甩了第二名的富 …… …… Before had also said that old slow can...... cough following the mesh wire, I meant that the causes and effects line cut the person, although cut the first time with the chopsticks, but from the result was very good, almost deer xiao all clone by his sword hacking to death. 之前也说过,老徐是可以顺着网线……咳,我是说因果线来砍人的,虽然用筷子砍还是第一次,但从结果来看还是很不错的,几乎狍鸮所有的分身都被他一剑给砍死了。 Originally these terrible business solved, theoretically, the life of people should also return to the right track. 本来这些麻烦事都解决了,理论上来说,人们的生活也都该回到正轨了。 But still the life of some people were still at the condition of being derailed. 但依然有些人的生活仍旧处于脱轨的状态。 It is not right, is derailed, rather runs out of the track directly, ran the highway to directly soar Tibetan Plateau. 不对,与其说是脱轨,倒不如说是直接冲出轨道,跑上了高速公路直奔着青藏高原去了。 For example Chen Tuwa, this fellow's dream works as an average person, makes a change, asks for a wife to live peacefully. 比如陈土娃,这家伙的梦想就只是当个普通人,赚点小钱,讨个老婆安安生生过日子。 The result bewildered and a sword concluded the contract, therefore becomes the supernatural control office non-essential personnel not saying that the day is also away from itself to conceive is getting more and more far. 结果莫名其妙和一把剑缔结了契约,因此成为了超自然管理办公室编外人员不说,日子也距离自己所设想的越来越远。 Recently had a hot big star always to run toward his family/home...... must know that Su Weike did not withdraw from the entertainment world heat degree to reduce like Song jade greatly, song world small day later, she was still a popular candidate- might also be the only candidate. 最近更是有个炙手可热的大明星总是往他家跑……要知道苏薇可不像宋玉那样退出了娱乐圈热度大减,说到歌坛小天后,她依然是个热门人选-也有可能是唯一人选。 In brief, Chen Tuwa felt did own underpants quickly photographed surreptitiously dog young raise...... to want a peaceful day so to be difficult? 总之,陈土娃觉得自家底裤都快被偷拍的狗仔们掀出来了……想要过个安生日子怎么就这么难呢？ Naturally this and our leading character slow Shenhang has no too big relations. 当然这和我们的主人公徐慎行并没有什么太大的关系。 When settles down, old slow suddenly discovered oneself idled. 等到尘埃落定的时候,老徐突然发现自己又闲了下来。 Although river Jinda began school to near, but some time before beginning school instead was idlest...... the university did not have summer vacation the work to do is not...... 虽说江晋大开学在即,但开学前的一段时间反而是最为空闲的……大学也没有暑假作业做不是…… At home while old slow idles quick long mushroom time, the unexpected guests come suddenly. 正当老徐在家里闲的都快长蘑菇的时候,有一位意想不到的客人突然找上了门来。 „...... Which?” “……哪位？” Opens the door to see outside that wear black suit, was hit the ultra black special police officer similar fellow of explodes in the Shaxian snack by him, old slow thinks subconsciously the opposite party is deer xiao that fortunately survives, this time comes to kick the hall specially, almost went out to trample others on a whip leg flies. 打开门看到外面那个穿着黑色西装,跟个在沙县小吃里被他打爆的超黑特警差不多的家伙,老徐下意识就以为对方是幸存下来的狍鸮,这次专程过来踢馆的吗,差点就一鞭腿出去把人家踹飞了。 „Doesn't know?” The opposite party gather together the hair pretentiously, then shows the overbearing president strange smile. “不认识了吗？”对方装模作样地一拢头发,然后露出霸道总裁般的诡异笑容。 „Sorry, my family does not need the special service......” slow Shenhang to shut out covers visits. “抱歉,我家不需要特殊服务……”徐慎行嫌弃地掩上门。 „Special service your younger sister! The good and evil had also helped your busy few days ago, I am Ao ceremony/etiquette! Also did not say that favor anything, turns the head to forget really not to have the issue!” “特殊服务你妹啊！好歹前些日子还帮过你的忙,我是敖礼啊！也不说人情什么的,这么转头就忘真的没问题吗！” The opposite party dig up the doorframe immediately, is embarrassed the face to spit the mortise. 对方顿时就扒住门框,囧着脸吐槽道。 „Haughty ritual......” “敖礼……” slow Shenhang pondered the moment, then nods: „, I thought that in that on Kentauros tripped and fell.” 徐慎行沉思了片刻,然后才点了点头:“哦哦,我想起来了,就是在半人马座上摔跤的那个吧。” „Thinks a wool! You completely forgot radically, asked individual to be perfunctory casually feeds!” “想起来个毛啊！你根本就是完全忘记了,随便找了个人来敷衍吧喂！” „, I thought that in that Oravi tripped and fell.” “哦哦,我想起来了,就是在奥拉维亚摔跤的那个吧。” „It is not! The words saying that you have intertwine to trip and fall! Moreover is my misconception? I always thought that you said this wrestling said quite strange?!” “才不是！话说你到底有多纠结摔跤啊！而且是我的错觉吗？我总觉得你说这个摔跤说的好诡异啊？！” „...... Not, un, is the misconception.” “……不,嗯,是错觉。” „You just said very much low voice ‚not’ right! This is really not my misconception is right!” “你刚刚很小声的说了个‘不’对吧！这果然不是我的错觉对吧！” „You are quite noisy, dragon brother.” “你好吵啊,龙兄。” „This is not remembers-!” “这不是记得吗-！” The idle talk does not mention. „In brief, my time asks you to invite you helps.” 闲话休提。“总之,我这次来找你是为了请你帮忙的。” After the mood returned to normal slightly one next, Ao Licai explained own purpose in coming to slow Shenhang. 心情稍微平复了一下之后,敖礼才向徐慎行说明了自己的来意。 „Is sorry dragon the brother, I possibly cannot help.” “抱歉龙兄,我可能帮不上什么忙。” „Hasn't my also what said?!” “我还什么都没说啊？！” „To open, wants to live to pass, the head must have green......” “想开一点,想要生活过得去,头上总要带点绿……” „I have not said this to you!” “我才没跟你说这个！” The haughty ritual whole person seemed like quickly by slow Shenhang being tired of: „So many years I had seen through in the past, snort/hum, the billowing bustling place could not have knocked my heart!” 敖礼整个人看起来都快被徐慎行给烦死了:“这么多年过去我已经早就看开了,哼,滚滚红尘早已动摇不了我的心了！” „Even if I told that former god of the land, couple of days ago I looked for your time, haven't you in been relating with the student younger sister with the bar in affectionately?” “那就算我告诉那个前任土地神,前两天我去找你的时候,你正在和酒吧里和学生妹卿卿我我也没关系吗？” „My solemn Magistrate water Dragon King has not feared others' threat! Asks for money or wants the power you to open the mouth!” “我堂堂隶水龙王就没怕过别人的威胁！要钱还是要权你开口吧！” Your this did not instigate that immediately fed! 你这不是马上就怂了吗喂！ „Therefore your time arrives at the bottom does?” “所以你这次来到底是干啥的？” After playing enough, slow Shenhang asked to the opposite party curiously: „Said quickly said quickly, otherwise I closed to catch up with the person.” 玩够了之后,徐慎行才好奇地向对方问道:“快说快说,不然我关门赶人了啊。” „Is you have interrupted does not make me reach an agreement!” “是你一直打岔不让我说好么！” The haughty ritual was about to have tears streaming down the face, he has even started to suspect oneself looked for this fellow help to make a any mistake. 敖礼都快泪流满面了,他甚至已经开始怀疑自己来找这家伙帮忙是不是搞错了什么。 During the speeches, slow Shenhang has opened the door, making Ao ceremony/etiquette enter the threshold to buddhism. 说话之间,徐慎行已经把门打开,让敖礼走进了玄关。 After that Ao ceremony/etiquette behind thing appears before slow Shenhang. 只是在那之后,敖礼身后的东西才出现在徐慎行面前。 That is a meatball. 那是一个肉球。 It is not right, words that carefully looks, is with meatball young short and stocky...... 不对,仔细看的话,是个跟肉球似的小胖墩…… „Where is this evildoer/monstrous talent?” old slow poked the forehead of young short and stocky, asked to Ao ceremony/etiquette, but young short and stocky pointed at to nip toward slow Shenhang discontentedly. “这是何方妖孽？”老徐戳了戳小胖墩的脑门,向敖礼问道,而小胖墩则不满地朝着徐慎行手指咬了过去。 „This is I...... the volume, should calculate younger male cousin that generation.” “这是我……额,应该算表弟那一辈的吧。” Ao ceremony/etiquette hesitated, this looks that is pinching the head of young short and stocky with a palm, raised slow Shenhang of getting up to say him: „Moreover you did not let go he to die......” 敖礼迟疑了一下,这才看着用一只手掌捏着小胖墩的脑袋,将他提了起来的徐慎行说道:“另外你再不松手他就要死掉了……” „Relax, where had is so easy dead, when I pinched before exploded the head of Western that big lizard, others legs and feet can also continue to tic.” “放心,哪有那么容易死掉,我以前捏爆西方那种大蜥蜴的脑袋时,人家腿脚还能继续抽抽呢。” „After that has died the knee to jump the response purely......” “那个已经只是单纯死后的膝跳反应了吧……” A moment later, Xu Cai led the living room them. 片刻之后,老徐才把他们带到了起居室。 Young short and stocky who on that forehead red is also in charge be relentless jumps toward the sofa on. 那个额头上还有一个红色掌印的小胖墩毫不留情地往沙发上一跳。 Therefore old slow only heard his to experience hardship to the full stands upright as before the sofa that sent out gratingly ‚creaking’, and indistinct along with many sounds of wood fiber break...... 于是老徐只听到他那张饱经风霜依旧挺立的沙发发出了刺耳的‘嘎吱’一声,并隐约伴随着许许多多木质纤维断裂的声音…… Immediately old Xu's complexion becomes pallid, for fear that young short and stocky sitting collapsed own sofa. 顿时老徐的脸色就变得煞白,生怕那小胖墩把自个儿的沙发给坐塌了。 „Actually I am hope that you can help my younger male cousin reduce the fertilizer.” “其实我是希望你能够帮我的表弟减一下肥。” At this time, Ao ceremony/etiquette somewhat said own goal hesitant low voice. 这个时候,敖礼才有些犹豫地小声说出了自己的目的。 „Loses weight you to look for the trainer, asks me to do?” “减肥你去找健身教练啊,找我干嘛？” slow Shenhang is loving dearly own sofa, while replied. 徐慎行一边心疼着自己的沙发,一边回答道。 „Looked, useless.” Ao ceremony/etiquette a face embarrassed color. “找了啊,没用。”敖礼一脸囧色。 „Was loses weight the later rebound?” “是减肥之后反弹了吗？” Before slow Shenhang is recalling, as if has looked at losing weight matters needing attention- pitifully this whole life he should be has no need to lose weight- at the same time, asked to Ao ceremony/etiquette. 徐慎行回忆着自己以前似乎看过的减肥注意事项-可惜这辈子他应该是用不着减肥了-的同时,向敖礼问道。 „No, is the coaches cannot be victorious he......” “不,是人家教练打不过他……” „......” “……” Why must take can be victorious for the premise, you look is really the healthy training, rather than assaults the coach and so on? 为啥要以能不能打得过为前提,你找的真的是健美教练,而不是搏击教练之类的吗？ Has not waited for old slow to ask, Ao ceremony/etiquette told him the matter actually altogether. 没等老徐发问,敖礼倒是把事情一股脑儿地告诉了他。 This young short and stocky is called Ao changed/easy, Dragon King in river tin that side great lake. 这个小胖墩叫做敖易,是在江锡那边一个大湖中的龙王。 After the Magistrate water changes course, will pass through there, therefore two talents such knew. 隶水改道之后也会在那里经过,所以两个人才那样认识了。 But that lake dammed the current afterward, made a scenic spot, in the lake raised completely the fish and turtle of release, almost some people threw the fish feed toward the lake in every day large bundle. 只不过后来那个湖被人截流了下来,做成了一个景点,湖里养满了放生的鱼类和乌龟,几乎每天都有人大把大把地往湖里投鱼饲料。 Gradually, Ao changed/easy as Dragon King of that lake, just like the fish in lake, became obese. 久而久之,敖易作为那个湖的龙王,和湖里的鱼一样,变得肥肥胖胖了起来。 A while ago, the haughty ritual happen to a little leisure, then made a special trip to that lake visiting opposite party, finally by the appearance of opposite party frightening...... 前段时间,敖礼正好有点闲暇,便专程去了那个湖拜访对方,结果就被对方的样子给吓到了…… Where this special looked like the dragon, radically was a Fei Shui snake that lost the dream! 这特么哪里像龙了,根本就是一条失去了梦想的肥水蛇啊！ „Therefore the big brother your I, I transferred the duty to work as fat gun( one monster in Shan Hai Jing) to be good leave alone at the worst!” “所以说大哥你别管我了,大不了我就转职当肥璭(山海经里的一种妖怪)好了！” Appearance that young short and stocky can see through actually very much. 小胖墩倒是一副很看得开的样子。 Mouth Gu Yue, the person household fertilizer gun is not because can gain weight calls that! 口古月,人家肥璭不是因为长得胖才叫那名儿的好吗！ „You looked, even he himself said that why do you also want to manage him?” “你看,连他自己都那么说了,你为啥还要管他？” slow Shenhang shrugs, asked to Ao ceremony/etiquette. 徐慎行耸了耸肩,向敖礼问道。 Ao ceremony/etiquette silent for a long time, this sighed, replied: „The world water clan, once there are numerous similar cases, almost in the rivers and streams lake has our clansmen every day......, but until now, many clansmen have not preserved. How Ao changed/easy said again is also my clansman, now the spiritual energy is barren, way of the world is difficult, can help one help one......” 敖礼沉默了许久,这才叹了口气,回答道:“天下水族,曾经不知凡几,几乎每天江河湖泊之中都有我们的族人……但时至今日,却已没有多少族人留存了。敖易再怎么说也是我的本族人,现在灵气贫瘠、世道艰难,能帮一把还是帮一把吧……” „What disaster has this world had?” slow Shenhang heard that the word pursues asks. “这个世界发生过什么劫难吗？”徐慎行闻言不由追问道。 According to god of the land loli said, the immortals of myth time as if do not know trace, the god of the land also becomes scarce incomparable, wants to come to be has what disaster to be right. 根据土地神萝莉所说,神话时代的仙人们似乎都不知所踪了,就连土地神也变得稀少无比,想来应该是发生过什么灾难才对。 „This...... the paradise had what me to be not quite clear,” Ao ceremony/etiquette thought deeply about the moment, this is frowning to reply: „My clansman except for the ancient water is dry, thus beside disappearance, did not stink to high heaven by the sanitary sewage, was killed by poison by the chemical waste water......” “这个……仙界发生了什么我不太清楚,”敖礼思索片刻,这才皱着眉头回答道:“不过我的族人除了古水干涸从而消失之外,不是被生活污水臭死的,就是被化工废水毒死的……” „......” “……” „Oh, I, to maintain clean of Magistrate water, has to do violates the conscience the matter. Remembers for two months ago, I also turned into a national minority to steam the old person with the camouflage, mobilized the people previous to lie down toward a chemical plant gate, this solved that chemical plant at the broken matter of my Magistrate water upstream pollution discharge......” “唉,就连我,为了保持隶水的清洁,都不得不做一些违背本心的事。记得俩月前,我还用障眼法变成了一个少数民族清蒸老人,发动群众往一个化工厂门前一躺,这才解决了那家化工厂在我隶水上游排污的破事……”
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