„Withoutothermeansrelieves the hypnosis, I may usesomequitespecialmethod......”
“如果没有其他办法解除催眠的话,我可能会使用一些比较特别的方法……”slowShenhangsomewhatpuzzledflexureto scratch the head, askedtoQinXingyan.
徐慎行有些困扰地挠了挠头,向秦星嫣问道。Does not have the meansregardingthesesimplyagilywith the issue that the physicalmethodsolves, he is quite always deficientpatiently.
对于这些没办法简单利落地用物理手段解决的问题,他一向比较缺乏耐心。Ifreally the incorrectwords, can only braveto let the risk that the jasminesealfurtherunties, making the jasminetoall conduct the furthercoveragetypebrainwashingby the hypnosisperson.
如果实在不行的话,就只能冒着让茉莉封印更进一步解开的风险,让茉莉对所有被催眠的人进行进一步的覆盖式洗脑了。So long ascancover the hypnosis of opposite party, even ifshot down the airship of opposite party should not to have the tootremendous impact on thesepeople, after so long asthenbeat the evil spiritalllethal, ordered‚to be returned tobyhypnosispersonthrough the brainwashingto be OKnormal’.
只要能够盖过对方的催眠的话,即便是击落了对方的飞艇应该也不会对那些人造成太大的影响,接着只要把妖魔尽数殴打致死之后,通过洗脑命令被催眠的人‘恢复正常’就可以了。Un, theoreticallyisthis......
嗯,理论上来说是这样……
The onlyissueis, the brainwashing of jasmineis unable to relieve, althoughthisgirl, so long asdoes not do the unnecessarymatter, no matter the brainwashingwill existwill not affect the life of thesepeople, but the individuality of jasminecompared with the face of hernoexpression, will in fact want the moodto enrichfrequentlya lot.
唯一的问题是,茉莉的洗脑是无法解除的,虽说这丫头只要不去做多余的事,不管洗脑存不存在都不会影响到那些人的生活,可实际上茉莉的个性比起她那副经常没啥表情的脸来说,要情绪丰富得多。If by some chancewhichdaysheifwere hungry, the perhapsbrainwashedpersonwill catch upto deliverto eattoher......
万一哪天她要是饿了,说不定被洗脑的人都会赶着过来给她送吃的……Moreovereventhisincompletecondition, the jasmineis now earnest, the range of brainwashing can still affecttohalfuniverse, when the time comeswill perhaps havesuchsituationto happen:
而且即便是现在这种不完全的状态,茉莉认真起来的话,洗脑的范围也能够波及到半个宇宙,到时候也许会有这样的情况发生:‚Adjutant, youweresaid that group of aliensopened the antimatterenginestarfortressto runfrom afarfrom the M87nebula, whathasn't startedto make the gravity waveto toss abouthalf deadEarth, the resulttodeliverfoodcomes?’
‘副官,你是说那群外星人开着反物质引擎星球堡垒千里迢迢从M87星云跑来,啥都还没开始做引力波就把地球折腾了个半死,结果只是为了送食物过来?’‚Eh, althoughis very unbelievable, but the factisso......’
‘额,虽然很难以置信,不过事实就是如此……’‚Buttheyalsolaunched the feces of overhalfPacificwater volumeatAsiayesterday!’
‘可昨天他们还向亚洲发射了超过半个太平洋水量的大便呢!’‚According to the linguistbreaks the codeto the signal that theysend out, thatthingto them, shouldbeis similarourpuddingsamefood......’
‘根据语言学家对他们发出的信号破译,那玩意对于他们而言,应该是类似我们的布丁一样的食物……’‚Thereforeyoumetold that over1 billionpeoplewere drown to deathin the fecesare onlybecausethatgroup of aliensdid deliverto go?’‚Eh, the senior official...... thereforethatis the pudding.’
‘所以你跟我说超过十亿人被淹死在大便里只是因为那群外星人过来送了个外卖?’‘额,长官……所以说那是布丁。’‚Arrange/Clothyourold mother! Towedto executethisgoods! Human is never a slave, does not wantto be drown to deathin the feceswithmetogetherwith the alienfighting!’
‘布你老母!把这货拖出去毙了!人类永不为奴,不想淹死在大便里的就跟我一起和外星人抗战到底!’‚Youcannotdo that! Ihave bledforEarth, Ihave rendered meritorious serviceforUN! Imustsee the secretary-general! Imustsee the secretary-general!’
‘你们不能这么做!我为地球流过血,我为联合国立过功!我要见秘书长!我要见秘书长!’
The slowShenline of „in brief,”recoveringdeeplyinspires: „If not think that Earthwas submergedby the feces, youthinkothermeansare quite good.”
“总而言之,”回过神来的徐慎行深深地吸了口气:“如果不想地球被大便淹没的话,你们还是想想其他办法比较好。”„Iyouthinkinthisperiod of silenttimeto the senioractuallyanythingis quite curious,”QinXingyan the corners of the mouthtwitched: „Howmustbe ablerelieving the hypnosisandis submergedto relateby the feces......”
“我倒是对前辈你在这段沉默的时间里想了什么比较好奇,”秦星嫣嘴角抽搐了一下:“到底要怎么样才能把解除催眠和被大便淹没联系起来……”Perhapsgood, thiswas onlyoldslowwantsto be many, butwas not impossible.
好吧,这也许只是老徐想多了,但并非不可能的。Mustknow that the lightdiscussed the particularity of ability, perhaps the jasminemustexceedslowShenhang who will only use the physicalattackto plan......
要知道光论能力的特殊性,恐怕茉莉要更胜过只会使用物理攻击的徐慎行一筹……Althoughcomplainedoneslightly, butQinXingquickonsinceresaidlaterbeautifully: „Actuallyrelieves the hypnosis the meansnot to have, ourBailuviewafterdetecting the goal of opposite party, starts the pointedresearch the method of understandingincantation, andhas a clue......”
虽然稍微抱怨了一句,不过随后秦星嫣还是很快就正色说道:“其实解除催眠的办法并不是没有,我们白鹿观在察觉到对方的目的之后,就开始针对性的研究起了解咒的方法,并且已经有了一点头绪……”
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……Above the airship, because ofescapingonlyto be left over the palm of the handsizedeerxiaoto look that carvedinto the broadcast and amplifying of equipmentincantationlawrevolvesnormally, relaxes.
飞艇之上,因为金蝉脱壳而只剩下巴掌大小的狍鸮看着刻入了咒法的播音和扩音设备正常运转,不由松了口气。Althoughis underprepared, because ofthatsuddenterrifyinghuman, causingoneself to launch the planahead of time.
虽然准备不足,但因为那个突然出现的恐怖人类,导致自己不得不提前启动计划。Beforediscoveredinthiscity the poorwonderfulaura, thisthinkscanfind the opposite party, continued the cooperation of mythtime, butwithoutthinkinghow, no matterto seek, could not finditstrail.
之前在这个城市发现了穷奇的气息,本以为能够找到对方,继续神话时代的合作,但没想到不管自己这边如何寻找,都找不到它的踪迹。Ifthere areto take an desolateancientXiongbeasts of poorstrange, facingthatpowerfulhuman, oneselfhereshouldstrength of the warbe also right.
如果有作为荒古凶兽之一的穷奇在的话,面对那个强大的人类,自己这边应该也有一战之力才对。
The poorwonderfulstrength is obvious to all, evenis called the ominousbeast, butno onecansucceedto crusade againstitfrom ancient to present, had explaineditsstrength;Butdeerxiao have quiteconsiderablebattle efficiency, evenin the mythtime, human is also not the landcontroltime, theyevenbecause ofdreading, butmixesdeerxiao and gluttonylane.
穷奇的实力是有目共睹的,即便被称为凶兽,但从古至今都没有人能够成功讨伐掉它,就已经说明了它的实力;而狍鸮自己也拥有着相当可观的战斗力,甚至在神话时代,人类还不是大地主宰的时候,他们甚至会因为畏惧而把狍鸮和饕餮弄混。Butdeerxiaoasnot havingsurfacemonster, the fightis notitsstrong point, trulywhatitexcelsis the technique and the vegetative reproductionchange...... deerxiao that althoughsuchreproducescannotbe counteditsdescendant, can only saything that clonesimilarly, but can also provide the suitableconvenience and help.
只不过狍鸮作为无面的妖怪,战斗并不是它的强项,它真正擅长的是变化之术和无性繁殖……虽然那样繁殖出来的狍鸮并不能算作它的后代,只能说是类似分身的东西,但也能够提供相当的便利和帮助了。In the age of manafter the modern age, thishelpbecomesespeciallyobvious.
在人类时代进入现代之后,这种帮助就变得尤为明显。Although the main body of deerxiaois destroyednow, the words that itthinks can also actuallywith the aid ofownlow-rankindividual( clone) the bodyrebirth, butneeds to cultivation the originalintensityafter the millenniumself-tortures the bodyin that case.
虽说现在狍鸮的本体被毁,它想的话倒是也能够借助自己下位个体(分身)的身体重生,但那样一来需要经过千年苦修才能把身体重新修炼到原本的强度。Compared with that might as welldirectlythrough the strengthrecastgolden body of beliefandincense and candle, the shackles of breakthroughmonsterclan, becomes the higher levelSpiritual Godat one fell swoop!
比起那个,还不如直接通过信仰和香火的力量重铸金身,一举突破妖族的桎梏,成为更加高级的神灵!„Hateful, so long asobviouslygivesthistimeagain, the mortal who cancontrolcontinuedplace of thisonlydistrict......”
“可恶,明明只要再给本座一点时间,能够控制的凡人就不止这区区一县之地了……”
The displacedbeliefis convergingin the airshipcontinuously, and after deputessuccinctly, changesis flashing the goldenrayhopingstrength.
被偏移的信仰正源源不断地汇入飞艇之中,并被精粹提纯之后,化作闪着金色光芒的愿力。Butthesewere willing the strengthto integratein an airshipcentralbasin, finallyseparated out the goldensilk thread.
而那些愿力融入了飞艇中央的一个水池之中,最后析出了金色的丝线。By the basinis an old-stylewoodenspinner, this momentthisspinnerno oneis operatingobviously, butare actually operatingunceasingly, spun the glitteringclothwiththesegoldensilk threads.
水池旁边是一台旧式的木制纺织机,此刻这台纺织机明明没有任何人在操纵,但却自己不断地运作着,用那些金色的丝线纺出了金光闪闪的布匹。Afterwardtheseclothlooked likeby the invisiblehandare pulledonlyto havesidedeerxiao of scrapflesh lump, surrounded in depthit.
随后这些布匹就像是被无形的手拉扯到了只剩下一小块肉块的狍鸮身边,将其层层包围。Passed a smalllittle while, an outline of goldenmasculinebodygraduallytook shape.
过了一小会儿,一个金色的男性身体的轮廓就逐渐成型了。„Thiswas the body of Spiritual God...... is really good!”
“这就是神灵之躯吗……实在是太棒了!”
After havingthisexperience, deerxiaohas completed the follow-upplan.
有了这次的经验之后,狍鸮已经做好了后续的计划。Lateritdoes not even needto continueto run riskspersonallyacts, needingwas only corroded the human societybyownlow-rankindividualunceasingly, provides the continuousbeliefforoneself, perhapswill be quickitinthisbarrenworld that did not havemanyspiritual energies, will become the strongestSpiritual God!
之后它甚至不需要继续冒着风险亲自出面,只需要让自己的下位个体不断侵蚀人类社会,为自己提供源源不断的信仰,恐怕很快它就会在这个没有了多少灵气的贫瘠世界,成为最强的神灵!Howeverjustbeganin the dream of itsconqueringworld, a spiritedmusicactuallybrokeitsfond dream, thatmusicsospirited, eveneasyhas pressedonitsairship the longnephew( right, canduplicateto paste to attach! HowIhave not thought of) sound!
然而就在它的征服世界之梦刚刚起了个头,一阵激昂的音乐却打断了它的美梦,那阵音乐是如此的昂扬,以至于甚至轻而易举的就压过了它飞艇上蠪姪(对啊,可以复制黏贴啊!我怎么没想到呢)的声音!„Wha......”
“什……”Deerxiaoglares angrily.
狍鸮怒目圆睁。Almost is the same carves, outsideoriginallyalsobrightweatheralsoall of a suddendark, as if the timeturned into the nightfrom the nooninstantaneously.
几乎是同一刻,外面原本还敞亮的天色也一下子暗了下去,仿佛时间瞬间就从晌午变成了深夜。
" I
「Igotta
gottabelieve
believeit...... "
it……」„Whatexactlyhad?!”
“到底发生了什么?!”Itswaystands up, thencontrols the body that are obtainingnewly, diligentlynot the airshipsteps onbadat the same time, arrived at the windowstep by step.
它摇摇晃晃地站起身来,然后控制着自己新获得的身躯,努力不把飞艇踩坏的同时吗,一步步地走到了窗边。Thenitby the presentscenebeing startled.
然后它被自己眼前的景象给惊到了。
A hugeStatuein the direction of riverpromoteChengzhong Park, fromundergroundis raisingslowly.
一尊巨大的女神像正在江晋城中公园的方向,缓缓从地下升起。
" Was anticipatingquickgives up "
「期待着很快又放弃」
The skywas coveredby the thickdark clouds, besidescan the group of cloudBuyudragonclan, not be theoretically impossibleto have the monster to call the soheavy/thickcloud layerto be right.
天空被厚厚的阴云覆盖,除了能够行云布雨的龙族之外,理论上不可能会有妖怪能够召来如此厚重的云层才对。
" Thisisallfacts "
「这就是所有的事实」
The innumerablecoloredluminous spotsin the sky, take turnsto shinethatto makeXihuto hold the heartshapeStatue.
无数的彩色光点在天空中,轮换着照耀着那尊作西子捧心状的女神像。
" Could not acceptambiguousreply "
「接受不了暧昧不明的回答」„Wherethissinging soundtransmits!”
“这歌声到底是哪里传来的!”Itexclaimedbreathless.
它气急败坏地吼道。Itcanfeelclearlylongnephew's the sound of hypnosishad gradually been crushedby the singing sound, perhaps the quickhypnosiswill be relieved.
它可以清楚的感觉到蠪姪的催眠之声已经逐渐被歌声压倒,恐怕很快催眠就会被解除了。
" Ratheroneselfknow nothing "
「宁愿自己一无所知」As iftoreplyitsquestionis ordinary, the hugeStatue that soilchanges tostartstowardboth hands that the skystretches out itselfto hold.
仿佛为了回答它的疑问一般,那尊泥土化作的巨大女神像开始朝着天空伸出自己捧起的双手。
The coloredsmallluminous spots in theseskyalsoencircle one effect of makinglike the stagespotlightversion, illuminatedthattwoyoung girls in Statuehandall of a sudden.
那些天空中的彩色小光点也围成一圈做出了如同舞台聚光灯版的效果,一下子照亮了女神像手中的那两个少女。
" Ifeignignorantly "
「我一路佯装无知」Isithad camouflagedSuWei.
一位是它曾经伪装过的苏薇。
" Recovers, has passed throughverylongroad "
「回过神来,已经走过很漫长的路」Another, was itjustSongjade who plannedto attack.
另外一位,则是它刚刚打算袭击的宋玉。
" Is implacable, the premonition of personalfeeling "
「难以平息,切身感到的这份预感」At this timetwo peoplesplendid attirestandsin the palm of Statue, sings and dances.
此时两人都盛装站在女神像的手掌之中,载歌载舞。
" Untilat this momentarrives "
「直至此刻到来」„Why...... obviouslyis only the mortal...... obviouslyis only the ordinarysinging sound!”
“为什么……明明只是凡人……明明只是普通的歌声!”Deerxiaovisitstwo peoplewith clenched jaws, in the eyeflashed throughwisp of ominousglow.
狍鸮咬牙切齿地看着两人,眼中闪过了一缕凶芒。
" Thisbrand-newstart "
「这崭新的开始」Butitsanythinghas not donewith enough time, the entireairshiptrembledsuddenly.
但它什么都还没来得及做,整个飞艇就猛然震颤了一下。Ifdeerxiaohas a sleep/feltto turn around, saw by slowShenlineinairshipwall- onhiswallalsohole that seems like very funnyhuman form......
狍鸮若有所觉地转过身,就看到了靠在飞艇墙壁上的徐慎行-在他身旁的墙壁上还有一个看起来十分滑稽的人形的洞……
" Unknowndomain
「未知的领域Will launch " „thisinthis is also you do......”
将在此展开」“这也是你做的吗……”Deerxiaolooks atslowShenhang, the sinkingsoundsaid: „Actuallyyoumusthindermetowhatdegree!”
狍鸮看着徐慎行,沉声说道:“你究竟要阻碍我到何种程度!”„Accurate, thishelp is not only I.”
“准确来说,这次帮忙的不仅仅是我。”slowShenhangshrugged.
徐慎行摊了摊手。
The Statueislandloliandformergod of the landspiritmoldstogether.
女神像是土地萝莉和前任土地神的魂灵一起施法塑造的。
The dark clouds of spaceare the dragonbrother of top of the headprairiecall.
天上的阴云是头顶大草原的龙兄召来的。SuWeiisChenTuwabrings, theirclothesaresideXiaoqingprovide.
苏薇是陈土娃带来的,她们的衣服是方晓晴提供的。Spacethesecoloredlight ballsare the effects that the magic weapon and flying of swordBailuviewcreates.
天上那些彩色的光球都是白鹿观的法宝和飞剑造成的效果。Jasminetospread overentireriverpromoteto do the smallwork the voices of twosinging girls.
就连茉莉都为了将两位歌姬的声音传遍整个江晋而做了一点微小的工作。MortalsimilarZhengyiare maintainingbecause of the driverare almost caused the traffic order of traffic accidentdiligentlyby the hypnosis.
就连凡人肖正义都在努力维持因为司机被催眠而差点导致了交通事故的交通秩序。OnlyslowShenhanganythinghas not done.
唯独徐慎行什么都没有做。Becausehisworkis very simple.
因为他的工作很简单。„Iwill not sing, will not dance...... butmywork is also Imostexcels.”Heis gazing atdeerxiao: „That sidemonstermister, youviolated...... were in brief illegal! Imustnowthrough the physicalmethodexecutionjustice!”
“我不会唱歌,也不会跳舞……但我的工作也是我最擅长的。”他注视着狍鸮:“那边的妖怪先生,你违反了……总之违法了!我现在要通过物理手段执行正义!”„Snort, ifyouearly, beforemygolden bodymolds, I may also feelwronged, butnowall are too late! Iam a god!”Heshot a look atthrowaway chopsticks in the slowShenexpert: „Althoughdoes not knowwhatyoutakeiswhatmagic weapon, as long as the treasure of person, almostwill not be effectiveto the Spiritual God! NowusesyouafterIbecome the godto offer a sacrifice to the firstperson of flag!”
“哼,如果你早一点,在我的金身塑造完之前来的话,那我可能还会感到困扰,但现在一切都已经太晚了!我已为神!”他瞥了眼徐慎行手里的一次性筷子:“虽然不知道你拿的是什么法宝,但凡人的宝物,几乎都不会对神灵奏效!现在就用你作为我成神之后祭旗的第一个人吧!”Said that itturned towardslowShenhangto extend the glitteringright hand.
说完它就向着徐慎行伸出了金光闪闪的右手。Thennextwas massacredbyslowShenhangonechopstickssecondinstantaneously.
然后下个瞬间就被徐慎行一筷子秒杀掉了。Looked at the eye the loom that stoppedworking, slowShenhanghad then looked atoutsidethatstillto continue, moreoverit can be said thatthe world'slargestconcert.
看了眼已经停止工作的织布机,徐慎行这才把目光转向了外面那依然持续着,而且可以说是世界上最大规模的演唱会。„Thisis notsingsgood......”
“这不是唱的不错吗……”Looksperformance that the young girlgoes all out, slowShenhangalsosmileswas sayingin a soft voice.
看着少女卖力的表演,徐慎行也不由微笑着轻声说道。Authormessage:
作者留言:
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・Whichtwosongblendingsgoes ahead and guesses the lyrics in thisis?
猜猜看这张里的歌词是哪两首歌混成的?Moreoverpusheson a PolishTaobaoagain the periphery of jasmine.
另外再推一波淘宝上茉莉的周边。
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