IITMEOISC :: Volume #5

#485: Is this, cluck......


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Without other means relieves the hypnosis, I may use some quite special method......” “如果没有其他办法解除催眠的话,我可能会使用一些比较特别的方法……” slow Shenhang somewhat puzzled flexure to scratch the head, asked to Qin Xingyan. 徐慎行有些困扰地挠了挠头,向秦星嫣问道。 Does not have the means regarding these simply agily with the issue that the physical method solves, he is quite always deficient patiently. 对于这些没办法简单利落地用物理手段解决的问题,他一向比较缺乏耐心。 If really the incorrect words, can only brave to let the risk that the jasmine seal further unties, making the jasmine to all conduct the further coverage type brainwashing by the hypnosis person. 如果实在不行的话,就只能冒着让茉莉封印更进一步解开的风险,让茉莉对所有被催眠的人进行进一步的覆盖式洗脑了。 So long as can cover the hypnosis of opposite party, even if shot down the airship of opposite party should not to have the too tremendous impact on these people, after so long as then beat the evil spirit all lethal, ordered to be returned to by hypnosis person through the brainwashing to be OK normal. 只要能够盖过对方的催眠的话,即便是击落了对方的飞艇应该也不会对那些人造成太大的影响,接着只要把妖魔尽数殴打致死之后,通过洗脑命令被催眠的人‘恢复正常’就可以了。 Un, theoretically is this...... 嗯,理论上来说是这样…… The only issue is, the brainwashing of jasmine is unable to relieve, although this girl, so long as does not do the unnecessary matter, no matter the brainwashing will exist will not affect the life of these people, but the individuality of jasmine compared with the face of her no expression, will in fact want the mood to enrich frequently a lot. 唯一的问题是,茉莉的洗脑是无法解除的,虽说这丫头只要不去做多余的事,不管洗脑存不存在都不会影响到那些人的生活,可实际上茉莉的个性比起她那副经常没啥表情的脸来说,要情绪丰富得多。 If by some chance which day she if were hungry, the perhaps brainwashed person will catch up to deliver to eat to her...... 万一哪天她要是饿了,说不定被洗脑的人都会赶着过来给她送吃的…… Moreover even this incomplete condition, the jasmine is now earnest, the range of brainwashing can still affect to half universe, when the time comes will perhaps have such situation to happen: 而且即便是现在这种不完全的状态,茉莉认真起来的话,洗脑的范围也能够波及到半个宇宙,到时候也许会有这样的情况发生: Adjutant, you were said that group of aliens opened the antimatter engine star fortress to run from afar from the M87 nebula, what hasn't started to make the gravity wave to toss about half dead Earth, the result to deliver food comes?’ ‘副官,你是说那群外星人开着反物质引擎星球堡垒千里迢迢从M87星云跑来,啥都还没开始做引力波就把地球折腾了个半死,结果只是为了送食物过来?’ Eh, although is very unbelievable, but the fact is so......’ ‘额,虽然很难以置信,不过事实就是如此……’ But they also launched the feces of over half Pacific water volume at Asia yesterday!’ ‘可昨天他们还向亚洲发射了超过半个太平洋水量的大便呢!’ According to the linguist breaks the code to the signal that they send out, that thing to them, should be is similar our pudding same food......’ ‘根据语言学家对他们发出的信号破译,那玩意对于他们而言,应该是类似我们的布丁一样的食物……’ Therefore you me told that over 1 billion people were drown to death in the feces are only because that group of aliens did deliver to go?’ Eh, the senior official...... therefore that is the pudding.’ ‘所以你跟我说超过十亿人被淹死在大便里只是因为那群外星人过来送了个外卖?’‘额,长官……所以说那是布丁。’ Arrange/Cloth your old mother! Towed to execute this goods! Human is never a slave, does not want to be drown to death in the feces with me together with the alien fighting!’ ‘布你老母!把这货拖出去毙了!人类永不为奴,不想淹死在大便里的就跟我一起和外星人抗战到底!’ You cannot do that! I have bled for Earth, I have rendered meritorious service for UN! I must see the secretary-general! I must see the secretary-general!’ ‘你们不能这么做!我为地球流过血,我为联合国立过功!我要见秘书长!我要见秘书长!’ The slow Shen line of in brief,” recovering deeply inspires: „If not think that Earth was submerged by the feces, you think other means are quite good.” “总而言之,”回过神来的徐慎行深深地吸了口气:“如果不想地球被大便淹没的话,你们还是想想其他办法比较好。” I you think in this period of silent time to the senior actually anything is quite curious,” Qin Xingyan the corners of the mouth twitched: How must be able relieving the hypnosis and is submerged to relate by the feces......” “我倒是对前辈你在这段沉默的时间里想了什么比较好奇,”秦星嫣嘴角抽搐了一下:“到底要怎么样才能把解除催眠和被大便淹没联系起来……” Perhaps good, this was only old slow wants to be many, but was not impossible. 好吧,这也许只是老徐想多了,但并非不可能的。 Must know that the light discussed the particularity of ability, perhaps the jasmine must exceed slow Shenhang who will only use the physical attack to plan...... 要知道光论能力的特殊性,恐怕茉莉要更胜过只会使用物理攻击的徐慎行一筹…… Although complained one slightly, but Qin Xing quick on sincere said later beautifully: Actually relieves the hypnosis the means not to have, our Bailu view after detecting the goal of opposite party, starts the pointed research the method of understanding incantation, and has a clue......” 虽然稍微抱怨了一句,不过随后秦星嫣还是很快就正色说道:“其实解除催眠的办法并不是没有,我们白鹿观在察觉到对方的目的之后,就开始针对性的研究起了解咒的方法,并且已经有了一点头绪……” …… …… …… …… Above the airship, because of escaping only to be left over the palm of the hand size deer xiao to look that carved into the broadcast and amplifying of equipment incantation law revolves normally, relaxes. 飞艇之上,因为金蝉脱壳而只剩下巴掌大小的狍鸮看着刻入了咒法的播音和扩音设备正常运转,不由松了口气。 Although is underprepared, because of that sudden terrifying human, causing oneself to launch the plan ahead of time. 虽然准备不足,但因为那个突然出现的恐怖人类,导致自己不得不提前启动计划。 Before discovered in this city the poor wonderful aura, this thinks can find the opposite party, continued the cooperation of myth time, but without thinking how, no matter to seek, could not find its trail. 之前在这个城市发现了穷奇的气息,本以为能够找到对方,继续神话时代的合作,但没想到不管自己这边如何寻找,都找不到它的踪迹。 If there are to take an desolate ancient Xiong beasts of poor strange, facing that powerful human, oneself here should strength of the war be also right. 如果有作为荒古凶兽之一的穷奇在的话,面对那个强大的人类,自己这边应该也有一战之力才对。 The poor wonderful strength is obvious to all, even is called the ominous beast, but no one can succeed to crusade against it from ancient to present, had explained its strength ; But deer xiao have quite considerable battle efficiency, even in the myth time, human is also not the land control time, they even because of dreading, but mixes deer xiao and gluttony lane. 穷奇的实力是有目共睹的,即便被称为凶兽,但从古至今都没有人能够成功讨伐掉它,就已经说明了它的实力;而狍鸮自己也拥有着相当可观的战斗力,甚至在神话时代,人类还不是大地主宰的时候,他们甚至会因为畏惧而把狍鸮和饕餮弄混。 But deer xiao as not having surface monster, the fight is not its strong point, truly what it excels is the technique and the vegetative reproduction change...... deer xiao that although such reproduces cannot be counted its descendant, can only say thing that clone similarly, but can also provide the suitable convenience and help. 只不过狍鸮作为无面的妖怪,战斗并不是它的强项,它真正擅长的是变化之术和无性繁殖……虽然那样繁殖出来的狍鸮并不能算作它的后代,只能说是类似分身的东西,但也能够提供相当的便利和帮助了。 In the age of man after the modern age, this help becomes especially obvious. 在人类时代进入现代之后,这种帮助就变得尤为明显。 Although the main body of deer xiao is destroyed now, the words that it thinks can also actually with the aid of own low-rank individual( clone) the body rebirth, but needs to cultivation the original intensity after the millennium self-tortures the body in that case. 虽说现在狍鸮的本体被毁,它想的话倒是也能够借助自己下位个体(分身)的身体重生,但那样一来需要经过千年苦修才能把身体重新修炼到原本的强度。 Compared with that might as well directly through the strength recast golden body of belief and incense and candle, the shackles of breakthrough monster clan, becomes the higher level Spiritual God at one fell swoop! 比起那个,还不如直接通过信仰和香火的力量重铸金身,一举突破妖族的桎梏,成为更加高级的神灵! Hateful, so long as obviously gives this time again, the mortal who can control continued place of this only district......” “可恶,明明只要再给本座一点时间,能够控制的凡人就不止这区区一县之地了……” The displaced belief is converging in the airship continuously, and after deputes succinctly, changes is flashing the golden ray hoping strength. 被偏移的信仰正源源不断地汇入飞艇之中,并被精粹提纯之后,化作闪着金色光芒的愿力。 But these were willing the strength to integrate in an airship central basin, finally separated out the golden silk thread. 而那些愿力融入了飞艇中央的一个水池之中,最后析出了金色的丝线。 By the basin is an old-style wooden spinner, this moment this spinner no one is operating obviously, but are actually operating unceasingly, spun the glittering cloth with these golden silk threads. 水池旁边是一台旧式的木制纺织机,此刻这台纺织机明明没有任何人在操纵,但却自己不断地运作着,用那些金色的丝线纺出了金光闪闪的布匹。 Afterward these cloth looked like by the invisible hand are pulled only to have side deer xiao of scrap flesh lump, surrounded in depth it. 随后这些布匹就像是被无形的手拉扯到了只剩下一小块肉块的狍鸮身边,将其层层包围。 Passed a small little while, an outline of golden masculine body gradually took shape. 过了一小会儿,一个金色的男性身体的轮廓就逐渐成型了。 This was the body of Spiritual God...... is really good!” “这就是神灵之躯吗……实在是太棒了!” After having this experience, deer xiao has completed the follow-up plan. 有了这次的经验之后,狍鸮已经做好了后续的计划。 Later it does not even need to continue to run risks personally acts, needing was only corroded the human society by own low-rank individual unceasingly, provides the continuous belief for oneself, perhaps will be quick it in this barren world that did not have many spiritual energies, will become the strongest Spiritual God! 之后它甚至不需要继续冒着风险亲自出面,只需要让自己的下位个体不断侵蚀人类社会,为自己提供源源不断的信仰,恐怕很快它就会在这个没有了多少灵气的贫瘠世界,成为最强的神灵! However just began in the dream of its conquering world, a spirited music actually broke its fond dream, that music so spirited, even easy has pressed on its airship the long nephew( right, can duplicate to paste to attach! How I have not thought of) sound! 然而就在它的征服世界之梦刚刚起了个头,一阵激昂的音乐却打断了它的美梦,那阵音乐是如此的昂扬,以至于甚至轻而易举的就压过了它飞艇上蠪姪(对啊,可以复制黏贴啊!我怎么没想到呢)的声音! Wha......” “什……” Deer xiao glares angrily. 狍鸮怒目圆睁。 Almost is the same carves, outside originally also bright weather also all of a sudden dark, as if the time turned into the night from the noon instantaneously. 几乎是同一刻,外面原本还敞亮的天色也一下子暗了下去,仿佛时间瞬间就从晌午变成了深夜。 " I 「I gotta gotta believe believe it...... " it……」 What exactly had?!” “到底发生了什么?!” It sway stands up, then controls the body that are obtaining newly, diligently not the airship steps on bad at the same time, arrived at the window step by step. 它摇摇晃晃地站起身来,然后控制着自己新获得的身躯,努力不把飞艇踩坏的同时吗,一步步地走到了窗边。 Then it by the present scene being startled. 然后它被自己眼前的景象给惊到了。 A huge Statue in the direction of river promote Chengzhong Park, from underground is raising slowly. 一尊巨大的女神像正在江晋城中公园的方向,缓缓从地下升起。 " Was anticipating quick gives up " 「期待着很快又放弃」 The sky was covered by the thick dark clouds, besides can the group of cloud Buyu dragon clan, not be theoretically impossible to have the monster to call the so heavy/thick cloud layer to be right. 天空被厚厚的阴云覆盖,除了能够行云布雨的龙族之外,理论上不可能会有妖怪能够召来如此厚重的云层才对。 " This is all facts " 「这就是所有的事实」 The innumerable colored luminous spots in the sky, take turns to shine that to make Xihu to hold the heart shape Statue. 无数的彩色光点在天空中,轮换着照耀着那尊作西子捧心状的女神像。 " Could not accept ambiguous reply " 「接受不了暧昧不明的回答」 Where this singing sound transmits!” “这歌声到底是哪里传来的!” It exclaimed breathless. 它气急败坏地吼道。 It can feel clearly long nephew's the sound of hypnosis had gradually been crushed by the singing sound, perhaps the quick hypnosis will be relieved. 它可以清楚的感觉到蠪姪的催眠之声已经逐渐被歌声压倒,恐怕很快催眠就会被解除了。 " Rather oneself know nothing " 「宁愿自己一无所知」 As if to reply its question is ordinary, the huge Statue that soil changes to starts toward both hands that the sky stretches out itself to hold. 仿佛为了回答它的疑问一般,那尊泥土化作的巨大女神像开始朝着天空伸出自己捧起的双手。 The colored small luminous spots in these sky also encircle one effect of making like the stage spotlight version, illuminated that two young girls in Statue hand all of a sudden. 那些天空中的彩色小光点也围成一圈做出了如同舞台聚光灯版的效果,一下子照亮了女神像手中的那两个少女。 " I feign ignorantly " 「我一路佯装无知」 Is it had camouflaged Su Wei. 一位是它曾经伪装过的苏薇。 " Recovers, has passed through very long road " 「回过神来,已经走过很漫长的路」 Another, was it just Song jade who planned to attack. 另外一位,则是它刚刚打算袭击的宋玉。 " Is implacable, the premonition of personal feeling " 「难以平息,切身感到的这份预感」 At this time two people splendid attire stands in the palm of Statue, sings and dances. 此时两人都盛装站在女神像的手掌之中,载歌载舞。 " Until at this moment arrives " 「直至此刻到来」 Why...... obviously is only the mortal...... obviously is only the ordinary singing sound!” “为什么……明明只是凡人……明明只是普通的歌声!” Deer xiao visits two people with clenched jaws, in the eye flashed through wisp of ominous glow. 狍鸮咬牙切齿地看着两人,眼中闪过了一缕凶芒。 " This brand-new start " 「这崭新的开始」 But its anything has not done with enough time, the entire airship trembled suddenly. 但它什么都还没来得及做,整个飞艇就猛然震颤了一下。 If deer xiao has a sleep/felt to turn around, saw by slow Shen line in airship wall- on his wall also hole that seems like very funny human form...... 狍鸮若有所觉地转过身,就看到了靠在飞艇墙壁上的徐慎行-在他身旁的墙壁上还有一个看起来十分滑稽的人形的洞…… " Unknown domain 「未知的领域 Will launch " this in this is also you do......” 将在此展开」“这也是你做的吗……” Deer xiao looks at slow Shenhang, the sinking sound said: Actually you must hinder me to what degree!” 狍鸮看着徐慎行,沉声说道:“你究竟要阻碍我到何种程度!” Accurate, this help is not only I.” “准确来说,这次帮忙的不仅仅是我。” slow Shenhang shrugged. 徐慎行摊了摊手。 The Statue is land loli and former god of the land spirit molds together. 女神像是土地萝莉和前任土地神的魂灵一起施法塑造的。 The dark clouds of space are the dragon brother of top of the head prairie call. 天上的阴云是头顶大草原的龙兄召来的。 Su Wei is Chen Tuwa brings, their clothes are side Xiaoqing provide. 苏薇是陈土娃带来的,她们的衣服是方晓晴提供的。 Space these colored light balls are the effects that the magic weapon and flying of sword Bailu view creates. 天上那些彩色的光球都是白鹿观的法宝和飞剑造成的效果。 Jasmine to spread over entire river promote to do the small work the voices of two singing girls. 就连茉莉都为了将两位歌姬的声音传遍整个江晋而做了一点微小的工作。 Mortal similar Zhengyi are maintaining because of the driver are almost caused the traffic order of traffic accident diligently by the hypnosis. 就连凡人肖正义都在努力维持因为司机被催眠而差点导致了交通事故的交通秩序。 Only slow Shenhang anything has not done. 唯独徐慎行什么都没有做。 Because his work is very simple. 因为他的工作很简单。 I will not sing, will not dance...... but my work is also I most excels.” He is gazing at deer xiao: That side monster mister, you violated...... were in brief illegal! I must now through the physical method execution justice!” “我不会唱歌,也不会跳舞……但我的工作也是我最擅长的。”他注视着狍鸮:“那边的妖怪先生,你违反了……总之违法了!我现在要通过物理手段执行正义!” Snort, if you early, before my golden body molds, I may also feel wronged, but now all are too late! I am a god!” He shot a look at throwaway chopsticks in the slow Shen expert: Although does not know what you take is what magic weapon, as long as the treasure of person, almost will not be effective to the Spiritual God! Now uses you after I become the god to offer a sacrifice to the first person of flag!” “哼,如果你早一点,在我的金身塑造完之前来的话,那我可能还会感到困扰,但现在一切都已经太晚了!我已为神!”他瞥了眼徐慎行手里的一次性筷子:“虽然不知道你拿的是什么法宝,但凡人的宝物,几乎都不会对神灵奏效!现在就用你作为我成神之后祭旗的第一个人吧!” Said that it turned toward slow Shenhang to extend the glittering right hand. 说完它就向着徐慎行伸出了金光闪闪的右手。 Then next was massacred by slow Shenhang one chopsticks second instantaneously. 然后下个瞬间就被徐慎行一筷子秒杀掉了。 Looked at the eye the loom that stopped working, slow Shenhang had then looked at outside that still to continue, moreover it can be said that the world's largest concert. 看了眼已经停止工作的织布机,徐慎行这才把目光转向了外面那依然持续着,而且可以说是世界上最大规模的演唱会。 This is not sings good......” “这不是唱的不错吗……” Looks performance that the young girl goes all out, slow Shenhang also smiles was saying in a soft voice. 看着少女卖力的表演,徐慎行也不由微笑着轻声说道。 Author message: 作者留言: …… Which two song blendings goes ahead and guesses the lyrics in this is? 猜猜看这张里的歌词是哪两首歌混成的? Moreover pushes on a Polish Taobao again the periphery of jasmine. 另外再推一波淘宝上茉莉的周边。
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