ITDWTLTS :: Volume #6

#501: Punishes the Tuantuan / Dumpling spending money popsicle


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51 first day, clear sky and fresh air. 五一第一天,天高气爽。 But is hot. 但偏热。 Moreover last year 51 are hotter. 而且比去年的五一还要热。 ...... …… It spoke the truth, seemed like many people to feel every year this year's in the summer compared with last year heat, many environmentalists converged human to destroy it naturally causes the global warming, therefore the non- average man was pure, suggested that woefully the developing country did on large scale the environmental protection, few development industries, even do not eat the meat egg milk wait/etc. 其实说起来,貌似每年都有很多人觉得“今年的夏天比去年热”,不少环保人士将其归为人类破坏自然导致全球气候变暖,于是非常人道地,非常悲天悯人地建议发展中国家大搞环保,少发展工业,甚至别吃肉蛋奶等等。 In brief is, returning to Genshijidai is best! 总之就是,回归原始时代最好! However in fact, according to historical climate analysis, since Earth was born, is always heat cool, now the time is one's turn Earth to give off heat. 然而实际上,根据历史气候分析,自地球诞生以来,从来都是一阵热一阵凉,如今时代不过是又轮到地球该发热了。 Influence of these naturally also part of human civilization activities, but Lin Xiaoxian felt, most should be responsible, should be these has completed the industrialization, has disrupted the environment, starts the developed country of benefits enjoys the destruction environment to bring to be right. 这其中当然也有一部分人类文明活动的影响,不过林小贤觉得,最应该对此负责的,应该是那些已经完成工业化,已经将环境破坏完毕,开始享受破坏环境带来的福利的发达国家才对。 Lin Xiaoxian complained in the lunch such viewpoint, because actually used the long verse of many mixture technical expression, caused Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Zhangqing listens was not very clear. 林小贤把这样的观点在午饭的时候吐槽出来,却由于使用了很多夹杂专业术语的长句,导致林小书沐长卿都听的不是很明白。 Therefore Lin Xiaoxian lifts an easy to understand chestnut: 于是林小贤就举个通俗易懂的栗子: To put it bluntly, some country depended on the destruction environment to develop to start to become Sir, told the poor point country you do not develop, wanted the environmental protection, many point tree, planted the point fruit, when the time comes travelled to us with on the line, served the master, the master enjoyed you to select traveling GDP on the line.” “说白了,有些国家自己靠破坏环境发展完了就开始当大爷,告诉穷点儿的国家你们不要发展啦,要环保,多种点儿树,种点儿果子,到时候给我们旅游用就行啦,把爷伺候好了,爷赏你点儿旅游GDP就行了。” Such a saying, Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Zhangqing understood: 这样一说,林小书沐长卿就明白了: „It is concerned about face!” “好不要脸哦!” Yes!” “就是!” Meow!” “喵!” ? Lin Xiaoxian lowered the head, looks under the table to lie in Tuantuan / Dumpling of own instep: 林小贤低头,看了看桌下趴在自己脚面的团团: You also thought that they aren't concerned about face?” “你也觉得他们不要脸?” Meow!” “喵!” Tuantuan / Dumpling flings snow white growing hair on neck, made the movement of nod, then the eye looked that did to the small fish on room partition. 团团甩甩脖子上的雪白长毛,做了个点头的动作,然后眼睛看向了隔断上的小鱼干。 Meow... meow! Meow... meow ~ meow!...” “喵…喵嗷!喵…喵呜~喵!…” Tuantuan / Dumpling melodious howling less than half little while, mounts the stage to read small thesis with the elementary student, Mu Zhangqing hear of exasperations, swing a white and tender small foot one after next to trample its buttocks. 团团抑扬顿挫地嚎了小半会儿,跟小学生上台念小作文似的,沐长卿听的不耐烦,荡着白嫩的小脚丫一下下踹它屁股。 Also is very curious on Lin Xiaoshu, sips the chopsticks to inquire person who in the family/home only speaks the cat language: 也就林小书十分好奇,抿着筷子询问家里唯一一个懂猫语的人: Elder Brother, what did Tuantuan / Dumpling say?” “哥,团团说什么呢?” It said it, although is the foreign country plants, but the heart is the domestic-made heart, the environmentalist who to oppose certain is not concerned about face, today starts to eat the meat egg milk, for example the small fish does.” “它说它虽然是外国种,但心是国产心,为了反对某些不要脸的环保人士,今天开始要多吃肉蛋奶,比如小鱼干。” Lin Xiaoxian was saying dug two food, then held Tuantuan / Dumpling. 林小贤说着就刨了两口饭,然后把团团抱了起来。 Meow ~ “喵~” Good ~ does the today male shovel excrement officer favor? 好耶~今天的男铲屎官这么宠吗? The Tuantuan / Dumpling great happiness, wields the claw claw to lick the Lin Xiaoxian neck, then felt that body one light, oneself had been placed in the balcony ground. 团团大喜,挥着爪爪一个劲儿舔林小贤脖子,然后感觉身子一轻,自己已经被放在了阳台的地面上。 Meow?” “喵?” Engaging in speculation, the past was the grave offense, read your first offense, first closed/pass balcony one hour, next time will violate again buckles the fish to do.” “投机倒把,过去是重罪,念你初犯,就先关阳台一小时,下次再犯就扣鱼干。” ??? ??? Meow!” “喵!” „Did you scold again?” “你再骂?” Meow...” “喵…” Then, the balcony gate was closed, Tuantuan / Dumpling is looking at the blue sky of out of the window, obviously is the fiery season, the feeling has actually blown the wind draft of infant especially ice-cold... 就这样,阳台门被关上,团团望着窗外的蓝天,明明是火热的季节,却感觉吹过毛毛的穿堂风格外冰冷… ----- ----- Treats cat that becomes a ghost, under must give up the cruel methods. 对待成精的猫,就要舍得下狠手。 Under Lin Xiaoxian ends the cruel methods preparation to go out, after exhorting in the family/home a big next two juicy girl washes the dishes, while Sun is big, puts in the dust pan to attain balcony to expose to the sun the chopsticks. 林小贤下完狠手准备出门,嘱咐家里一大一下两个水灵灵的丫头洗完碗筷后,趁着太阳大,把筷子放簸箕里拿到阳台晒一晒。 Attention do not let Tuantuan / Dumpling slide.” “注意别让团团溜进来了啊。” Relax, seized it to seize the experience early.” “放心吧,捉它早捉出经验了。” I went out.” “那我出门了。” Un un, Elder Brother, I in the afternoon and sister-in-law/little aunt window-shopped, in the evening said goodbye.” “嗯嗯,哥,那我下午和小姨去逛街了,晚上再见咯。” That I give you to select the spending money.” “哦那我给你点儿零花钱吧。” Lin Xiaoxian felt that had one month not to give quickly, immediately put out the cell phone, transferred money to the kinship account number of Alipay. 林小贤感觉快有一个多月没给了,当即拿出手机,给支付宝的亲情帐号上转钱。 Does not use the elder brother, other day I also...” “不用了哥,上回的我还…” Lin Xiaoshu finishes barely the words, in pocket cell phone prompt sound on sound. 林小书话音未落,兜里手机提示音就响了。 Quite quick. 好快。 Lin Xiaoshu knows that the kinship number account transfer is quick, but does not know that can be so quick. 林小书知道亲情号转账快,但不知道可以这么快。 ... 唔… If the Elder Brother can also quick be how booing next time, the mouth did not use that sourly... 要是哥哥下次也能怎么快倒好了,嘴巴就不用那么酸了… Gradually starts the girl of actual combat, is easy to change the dirty stage, Lin Xiaoshu associates to the strange matter at inexplicably, waits to recover and unable to bear shyly, flung small face to put out the cell phone to search and collect, somewhat rebuked knits the brows: 逐渐开始实战的女孩子,正处于容易变污的阶段,林小书莫名地联想到奇怪的事情上,等回过神来又忍不住羞涩,甩甩小脸儿拿出手机查收了一下,有些嗔怪地皱眉: Elder Brother you hits so many, where I use ends Eh......” “哥你又打这么多,我哪里用的完啊……” The one side is rubbing Mu Zhangqing hearing this of tray, wipes the thin perspiration before volume with the back of the hand, on niece's cell phone glanced while convenient outward, then the expression concentrates: 一旁搓着盘子的沐长卿闻言,用手背擦擦额前的细汗,顺便往外甥女的手机上瞟了下,然后表情就一凝: „()” “()” This spending money, truly suffices to be extra, do ordinary university student one month of living expenses use less than so many? 这零花钱,确实够富余的,普通大学生一个月的生活费都用不到这么多吧? Actually Mu Zhangqing does not know that now domestic university student general one month spends how much money, but at least compared with her when the overseas work the money of sending wants many many. 其实沐长卿也不知道现在国内大学生一般一个月花多少钱,但至少比她在海外打工时寄回来的钱要多的多。 Therefore after short shock, in the Mu Zhangqing heart also has a warm pride. 于是短暂的震惊之后,沐长卿心中也顿生一股暖暖的自豪。 sophomore year, writes the novel to purchase homes and raise the younger sister, worthily is the nephew who I raise, has skill ~ 高二呢,写写小说就能又买房又养妹妹,不愧是我养大的外甥,就是有本事~ Cannot use up is saving.” “用不完就存着吧。” Lin Xiaoxian is actually indifferent: 林小贤对此倒是无所谓: Saves to the university in uses, can save many in any case is your. Our economical in everyday spending more than ten years, the condition is now good, when you go to college spent to leave parsimoniously, to your Sister Xia Study, worked as a young rich woman.” “存到大学里去用,反正能存多少都是你的。咱们省吃俭用十几年了,现在条件好起来,等你上大学的时候花钱就别吝啬了,向你夏姐姐学习,当个小富婆。” Coughs...” Lin Xiaoshu coughed, shows neither approval nor disapproval. “咳…”林小书咳了咳,不置可否。 What's wrong? Do not worry, has the elder brother to raise you ~ “怎么?别担心啊,有哥养你呢~” Lin Xiaoxian are also very proud, the mood one good to be enthusiastic: 林小贤自己也很自豪,心情一好就更来劲: Painstakingly your so many years , under should enjoy raises girl's day richly, what skin appliances and so on thing, you may the vigor use to the university, you looked that your Sister Xia is because is usually willing to spend to maintain, naturally she a little exaggerating, to maintain a foot several hundred meters bicycle is not willing to ride, but the effect indeed is also very...... long... Cough cough... Zhangqing......” “苦了你这么多年,也该享受下富养女孩儿的日子了,什么护肤品啊之类的东西,到了大学你就可劲儿用好的,你看你夏姐姐就是因为平时舍得花钱保养,当然她有点儿夸张了哈,为了保养脚部连几百米的自行车都不肯骑,但效果的确也是很…呃…长…咳咳长卿……” Lin Xiaoshu holds the volume, her cough has not played the role, was certainly one's turn the Elder Brother to cough. 林小书扶额,她的咳嗽没起到作用,这下当然就轮到哥哥咳起来了。 Lin Xiaoxian also think, in broad daylight can chat to chat absorbed, facing sister-in-law/little aunt gloomy fine small face can only hollow laugh two. 林小贤自己也想到,大白天的都能聊天聊到忘我,面对小姨阴沉的精美小脸儿只能干笑两声。 Hey... Zhangqing, I did not have other meaning, the mouth to slip quickly, therefore...” “嘿…长卿,我没别的意思,嘴巴出溜快了,所以…” „Do you have the meaning, has what relations with me.” “你有没有意思,跟我有什么关系。” Evil, actually...... oh feeds! How can this small tender hand touch the liquid detergent? I come me to come...” “害,其实……哎哟喂!这小嫩手怎么能碰洗洁精呢?我来我来…” „Do you come? Didn't buy the lobster?” “你来?不去买龙虾了?” „Being late goes, a half hour, doesn't matter, mainly feared that you are tired...” “晚点儿去,半小时,没关系,主要怕你累着…” Hehe...” “呵呵…” ...... …… The eye looked at two people condition, Lin Xiaoshu was also untying the apron, curled to hang after the kitchen gate: 眼瞧着两人的状况,林小书也是解开了围裙,卷好挂在厨房门后: Elder Brother, my sudden hand hurts, first returned to the bedroom to rest.” “哥,我突然手疼,先回卧室休息了。” Her tactfully urgent evacuation, knowing the Elder Brother must start to coax the sister-in-law/little aunt, knows that two people might start chatty, therefore makes the space on own initiative. 她知趣地紧急撤离,知道哥哥要开始哄小姨了,知道两人说不定要开始腻歪了,所以主动让出空间。 Younger sister, is to work as elder brother's electric blanket, rather than third wheel. 妹妹嘛,就是要当哥哥的电热毯,而不是电灯泡 In any case at this moment, Lin Xiaoshu felt oneself and his progress also had the happy development, initially ate the small repel that the taste envies to Mu Zhangqing that has vanished gradually. 反正事到如今,林小书感觉自己和他的进度也有了美好的发展,当初对沐长卿的那种又吃味又嫉妒的小排斥,早就渐渐消失了。 After all is also the sister-in-law/little aunt, was jealous this matter, the meaning gets down... 毕竟也是小姨嘛,吃醋这种事,意思下得了… ---- ---- Food washes dishes to wash 1 : 30 pm, waits for Lin Xiaoxian to tread the main house gate, is in a day the hottest time, making him once a little want to change shorts to buy the small lobster again. 一顿饭洗碗洗到下午 1 点半,等林小贤踏出家门,正是一天中最热的时候,让他一度有点儿想换条短裤再去买小龙虾。 Goes downstairs in a hurry, as far as eyes can reach, the bush in institute and not the well-known old tree obviously was dense, under the scattered tree shade, in tea the belt/bring white shadow leaps up. 匆匆下楼,一眼望去,院里的灌木和不知名的老树都明显繁密了起来,零零散散的一朵朵树荫下,正有一团黄中带白的影子蹿来蹿去。 What yellow is the next door Chinese rhubarb, what is white is next door Little Wang. 黄的是隔壁大黄,白的是隔壁小王 Naturally, Little Wang generally is not gentle Elder Brother Wang Xiaoměng, but is restless younger sister Wang Xiaomeng. 当然,小王一般不会是文静的哥哥王小猛,而是闹腾的妹妹王小梦 Brother Xiaoxian ~ 小贤哥嘎~” Wang Xiaomeng greeted warmly, possibly was too warm, enunciation some were unclear, the Elder Brother shouted that elder brother, listened very to whine but actually, but loved lovably. 王小梦热情地打招呼,可能太热情了,口齿有些不清,哥哥喊成了哥嘎,听着倒挺嗲的,可可爱爱。 Xiaomeng, this point rides the dog dog outside, isn't sensitive to heat dead?” 小梦,这个点在外面骑狗狗,不怕热死啊?” Didn't fear, I have the cold ice to protect the body.” “不怕不怕,我有寒冰护体。” Wang Xiaomeng demonstrated the soap opera lines that proudly learns most newly, disregard in oneself small face package to steam are turning round the crimson sweat. 王小梦骄傲地展示最新学到的电视剧台词,无视自己小脸包上蒸覆着绯红的汗水。 What I said is your family Chinese rhubarb, 2 : 00 pm you ride it to run everywhere, did not fear that it does die hotly?” “我说的是你家大黄,中午 2 点你骑着它到处跑,不怕它热死?” „, Chinese rhubarb.” “哦,大黄啊。” Wang Xiaomeng gets down from Chinese rhubarb body, saw that the Chinese rhubarb puffs and blows to spit the big tongue, this knew to love dearly, felt its tail to apologize with it: 王小梦从大黄身上下来,看到大黄吭哧吭哧吐着大大的舌头,这才知道心疼了,摸着它的尾巴跟它道歉: Chinese rhubarb sorry, we did not play to ride a horse to go to war, we ate to ice.” “大黄对不起,我们不玩骑马打仗了,我们吃冰去。” The eating ice that Wang Xiaomeng said eats the popsicle, the sign is the Wangwang ice sludge ice, until now was one money one, the small advantage solution Shu, Lin Xiaoxian accompanies her to go to the sales store near community on the way, did not need her to pull out the spending money, treated straightforwardly bought pineapple taste to Wang Xiaomeng, moreover bought one bottle of mineral water to give the Chinese rhubarb again. 王小梦说的吃冰是吃棒冰,牌子是旺旺碎冰冰,至今都还是一块钱一根,便宜又解暑,林小贤顺路就陪她去了小区附近的小卖部,不用她掏零花钱,豪爽地请客买了一根菠萝味的给王小梦,另外再买一瓶矿泉水给大黄。 Big Brother Xiaoxian, helping me fold.” 小贤哥哥,帮我折一下嘛。” The frozen too hard popsicle, has not folded slowly does not fold well, the easy extrusion deformation not to have broken off. 没有冻的太硬的棒冰,慢慢折不好折,容易挤压变形还折不断。 Lin Xiaoxian received the popsicle, lifts the knee, hits fast, two sections of popsicle separate, Wang Xiaomeng stared the eye of Yuanyuan to look at a while, raised the head a little blushes embarrassed: 林小贤接过棒冰,抬起膝盖,快速一撞,两截棒冰分开来,王小梦瞪着圆圆的眼睛看了一会儿,抬起头来有点儿不好意思地脸红: Big Brother Xiaoxian...” 小贤哥哥…” Un?” “嗯?” Which half do you want?” “你想要哪一半呀?” Wang Xiaomeng asked that has gripped tightly belt/bring sharp that half in the hand, pinched before own abdomen. 王小梦问的时候,已经把带尖尖的那一半紧紧握在手里,捏在自己小肚子前了。 Sharp half, many be so little than Yuanyuan half , the gluttonous kid thoughts are obvious. 尖尖的一半,要比圆圆的一半多那么一点点,贪吃的小屁孩心思已经昭然若揭。 The funniness that Lin Xiaoxian looks, naturally cannot haggle over with her, from the start does not want to eat the popsicle, rubs her to soak the small head of slight sweat, after two halves left her, directly sweeps a sharing bicycle to go to Hema Xiansheng 2 km away. 林小贤看的好笑,自然不会跟她计较,压根也不想吃棒冰,揉揉她浸着些微汗水的小脑袋,把两半都留给了她之后,直接扫了一辆共享单车前往2公里外的一家盒马鲜生 He has inquired, today that Hema Xiansheng has to buy one jin (0.5 kg) to deliver half jin (0.5 kg) activity, 2.40 start, first come , first served. 他早就打听好了,今天那家盒马鲜生有买一斤送半斤的活动,2点40开始,先到先得。
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