ITDWTLTS :: Volume #5

#431: First turning over of scumbag


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--------- --------- When a person of cat reaches the agreement, Mu Zhangqing has not come out from the bathroom. 当一人一猫达成协定的时候,沐长卿还没有从浴室出来。 In time long that as always she takes a bath, hears broadcasts snort/hum the song sound, or inside person changes into Lin Xiaoshu Gu Xiaoyan they, Lin Xiaoxian could hit the gate life-saving directly. 她洗澡的时间一如既往的长,要不是听到里面传来哼小曲儿的声音,或者里面的人换成林小书顾小颜她们,林小贤可能都要直接撞门救人了。 Did not need to love dearly the water fee in any case again, was the symbol...” “反正也不用再心疼水费了,还是码字吧…” The purse drum has the energy a little, before Lin Xiaoxian has not forgotten to return to school three work plans, before lay the computer, started the symbol. 荷包鼓一点儿就是有底气,林小贤没忘记返校前的三个工作计划,一头趴到了电脑前开始码字。 «phoenix Cried Hong Kong» 《凤啼香江》 This is Lin Xiaoxian's female frequency secondary account Is Monarch starting to write book long sentiment New book of preparation. 这是林小贤的女频马甲【为君落笔书长情】准备的新书。 Lin Xiaoxian has studied, when the maid frequency world, like a mother N treasure that type of orange light article, he too lives deficient. 林小贤研究过了,当下女频世界,像一妈n宝那种类型的橙光文,他实在太缺乏生活。 But like puts on the contadine quickly, the abdomen black prince, the female with the counterattack and so on, Lin Xiaoxian really somewhat cannot write. 而像快穿农家女,腹黑王爷,女配逆袭之类的,林小贤又实在有些写不下去。 This is very normal, the respective taste of male and female frequency was different, whose does not have tall who/what is low, is only pure being able to discriminate. 这很正常,男女频的各自口味本来就是不一样的,没有孰高孰低,只是单纯的有别罢了。 Therefore finally, after Lin Xiaoxian was pondered, decides to write one now in the female frequency article is also not very popular modern metropolis greatly female text. 所以最后,林小贤经过思考后,决定写一本当今女频文中还不是很流行的现代都市大女主文。 «phoenix Cried Hong Kong», focused on the commercial war of female angle of view, sentiment as a supplement. 《凤啼香江》,以女性视角的商战为主,感情为辅。 Does not want the sentiment simply. 或者干脆不要感情。 Also is not male lord. 也就是无男主。 Although strict, Lin Xiaoxian writes this type of novel also to lack lives, after all girls do not conform to the person in book to suppose. 虽然严格来说,林小贤写这种小说也缺乏生活,毕竟身边的女孩子们都不太符合书中的人设。 But doesn't matter, Lin Xiaoxian can definitely profit from similar not female lord male frequency article. 但没关系,林小贤完全可以借鉴类似的无女主男频文。 Although must have the difference, and many details will affect the impression of female reader, but in any case is the first trial water, Lin Xiaoxian decides first to walk one step to look one step. 尽管其中必有差异,且很多细节都会影响女读者的观感,不过反正是第一本试水,林小贤决定先走一步看一步。 Real midway Carvin, looked for under the rich woman experience to live...” “真中途卡文了,就找个富婆体验下生活呗…” Lin Xiaoxian relaxes is self-ridiculing, the adlet that his old community, on the outside telephone pole the heavy essence prayed for a son will have 12 occasionally. 林小贤很放松地自嘲着,就他这老小区,外面电线杆上重精求子的小广告还是偶尔会有一两张的。 ...... …… Quick, «phoenix Cried Hong Kong» Chapter 1 finishing, wrote the female frequency article for the first time, Lin Xiaoxian did not determine how long the next chapter needs to form in one's mind, therefore first directly in female frequency website cloud stretch/leisurely literature On sent the book. 很快,《凤啼香江》的第一章写完,第一次写女频文,林小贤不确定下一章需要构思多久,所以就先直接在女频网站【云舒文学】上发书了。 Can first listen to the public opinions. 可以先听听群众意见嘛。 Sends «phoenix To cry Hong Kong» Chapter 1, then trades the brain, ponders Beautiful woman attended to myriad things Su The new book under name. 发完《凤啼香江》的第一章,接下来就换换脑子,思考一下【佳人一顾万物苏】名下的新书。 Waits for «Emperor Tyrant» terminates, Lin Xiaoxian will no longer use 【The book of sage secondary account, for the copyright, male frequency will abandon the end point Chinese net from now on thoroughly, by Beautiful woman attended to myriad things Su The status moves into the crisscrossing footpaths between fields literature officially. 等《霸帝》完结,林小贤就不再会使用【贤者之书】的马甲了,为了版权,今后男频这块就彻底抛弃终点中文网,以【佳人一顾万物苏】的身份正式入驻阡陌文学。 But the program of new book, Lin Xiaoxian had reorganized over the two days, when not to write 10,000 characters to come out voluminous, toward mailbox one round of edition wild boar, kicked his on QQ again, stretched oneself waits for the reply, opened QQ to harass to be in Study Committee Member in school while convenient: 而新书的大纲,林小贤这两天已经整理好了,不多会儿就洋洋洒洒写了一万字出来,往编辑野猪的邮箱一发,再在qq上踢了他一下,就伸伸懒腰坐等回复,顺便打开qq骚扰一下正在学校里的学习委员: Lin Xiaoxian: Babies, in?】 林小贤:宝宝,在吗?】 Some many marketing numbers said that sends to the girl In What is low emotional quotient straight male, but Lin Xiaoxian always thinks otherwise. 有很多营销号都说给女孩子发【在吗】的是“低情商直男”,但林小贤对此向来不以为然。 If the girl does not like you, no matter you send anything to be equal to in. 如果女孩子不喜欢你,那不管你发什么都等于“在吗”。 If the girl likes you, your each character, even each punctuation in her eyes is the most talk between lovers of pleasant to hear. 如果女孩子喜欢你,那你的每一个字,甚至每一个标点符号在她眼中都是最好听的情话。 Is attending class, you? What over the two days had is not uncomfortable? Wants me to have a look at you? Right, yesterday Xiaoyan sent the video in the group steaming the cake, I tried yesterday in home, flavor still okay, but did not do carefully, can take to you to taste?】 【在上课,你呢?这两天有没有什么不舒服?要不要我去看看你啊?对了,昨天小颜在群里发了个蒸蛋糕的视频,我昨天在家自己试了一下,味道还可以,但是不小心做多了,要不要带给你尝一下?】 In the Second High Class 7 classroom, receives the one's beloved message Study Committee Member to be thrown into confusion in the classroom suddenly, after editing a big skewer news, buzz moves lip the above content to meditate, then quietly red small face, holds down a backspacing key deletion. 二中七班的教室里,突然在课堂上收到心上人消息的学习委员一阵手忙脚乱,编辑了一大串消息之后,嗡动着唇儿把上面的内容默念了一遍,然后就悄悄红了小脸,按住退格键一通删除。 Is attending class, you?】 【在上课,你呢?】 Finally transmits to Lin Xiaoxian, brief and to the point five characters. 最后发送到林小贤这边的,就只有言简意赅的五个字。 Lin Xiaoxian smiles, in the mind appears near the window that like the lily equally simple and beautiful lovable face, wanted to train... bah... sexually harasses Study Committee Member: 林小贤莞尔,脑海里浮现出窗台边那张如百合花一样清清丽丽的可爱面庞,久违地想要调教…呸…调戏一下学习委员了: Lin Xiaoxian: I am probe your, the baby you are not clever, solemn does Study Committee Member, attend class does not listen earnestly, plays the cell phone? Also does the second return? Oh, Uncle Zhou requests you to bring the cell phone now momentarily is worried that your security, never expected that you were affected Study by the cell phone eventually, this does not take the boyfriend like Zhou Jia Eh... that I like, I feel somewhat disappointedly 林小贤:我是来试探你的,宝宝你不乖哦,堂堂学习委员,上课不认真听讲,玩手机?还秒回?唉,周叔叔现在要求你随时带手机是担心你的安全,没想到你终究还是被手机影响了学习,这可不像我喜欢的周佳啊…作为男友,我感到有些失望】 Lin Xiaoxian smiles, to report this news complacently, then waited for ten seconds. 林小贤嘿嘿一笑,得意洋洋地发完这条消息,然后等了十秒钟。 20 seconds. 二十秒。 One minute. 一分钟。 Five minutes. 五分钟。 ...... …… Until the finishing class time has not received the reply, because does not want to reply him in Study Committee Member of classroom. 直到下课时间也没有收到回复,因为远在教室的学习委员并不想回复他。 Does not look to like like... that you who you like...” “不像你喜欢的…那你就去找喜欢的吧…” She not only does not want to reply, but must present the topic ruthlessly, distractive, very thinks of this hateful fellow. 她不仅不想回复,还要狠狠地做题,分散注意力,好不去想念这个可恶的家伙。 Jiajia looked quickly, I did draw vice-...? This is not under the content of unit...” 佳佳快看,我画了副…咦?这不是下单元的内容吗…” deskmate Gu Xiaoyan takes up the painting that the previous section class catches a fish by hand, collects, saw in the best friend eye that writes with vigor has the broken water glare, some doubts pull her to shake the hand of pen: 同桌顾小颜拿起上节课摸鱼的画作,凑过来,看到奋笔疾书的闺蜜眼睛里有碎碎的水光,有些疑惑地牵过她握笔的手: Jiajia, you how?” 佳佳,你怎么了?” All right.” “没事。” Study Committee Member shook the head, shut the eye, she is not initial she, strongly also was very very mature. 学习委员摇头,闭了闭眼睛,她已经不是当初的她了,很坚强也很成熟。 As a mature girlfriend, she not because of boyfriend disappointed uncomfortable. 作为一个成熟的女朋友,她才不会因为男朋友的一句“失望”就难受呢。 „Did you start to go all out?” “你又开始拼命了啊?” Gu Xiaoyan closed her drill book: 顾小颜合上了她的练习册: Your English grade, but the age first several, finish class rests, does not remember how Xiaoxian said to you?” “你英语成绩可是年纪前几,下了课就休息吧,不记得小贤怎么给你说的了吗?” Do not raise him.” The Study Committee Member both arms overlap on the school desk, light lip sips digs is constraining the grievance in heart. “不要提他。”学习委员双臂交叠在课桌上,薄薄的唇瓣儿一抿一撅地压抑着心中的委屈。 Gu Xiaoyan one hear understood, pulls back her: 顾小颜一听就明白了,把她拉回来: What's wrong? Does he annoy you to be angry?” “怎么?他惹你生气啦?” No.” “没有。” Jiajia , he if bullied you, I took responsibility for you.” 佳佳,他要是欺负你了,我替你做主。” „... Xiaoyan...” “…小颜…” Had best friend these words, Zhou Jia could not bear, the body leaned, the head buried in her shoulder, in the tone were suddenly many several points of hidden bitterness and sad: 有了闺蜜的这句话,周佳就忍不住了,身子倾过去,脑袋埋在她肩头,眨眼间语气里就多了几分幽怨和难过: „... Attends class he reports the news to come suddenly, said me...” “…上课的时候他突然发消息过来,把我说了一顿…” „?” “啊?” Gu Xiaoyan is listening freshly, the heart said strange play of these two generally is not on the physical body? 顾小颜听着新鲜,心说这两人的奇怪play不一般都是肉体上的吗? For example hits buttocks anything. 比如打屁股什么的。 When developed the language? 什么时候发展到语言了? I know that he is not possibly earnest, but he... you looks...” “我知道他可能不是认真的,但他…你看…” Study Committee Member puts out the cell phone simply, gives Gu Xiaoyan to look. 学习委员索性拿出手机,交给顾小颜自己看。 Gu Xiaoyan receives looks, racket back of Study Committee Member: 顾小颜接过来一瞧,拍拍学习委员的背: Jiajia, you changed.” 佳佳,你变了。” „?” “?” This type looked was he ate to the full the making do harassment of supporting, if according to your beforehand temper, toward did not go to be right from the start at heart.” “这种一看就是他吃饱了撑的乱搞骚扰,要是按你以前的性子,压根不往心里去才对。” Is......” “是…是么…” Yes.” Gu Xiaoyan is categorical, direct hehe on line.” “是的。”顾小颜斩钉截铁,“直接呵呵就行了。” Zhou Jia does not know Gu Xiaoyan said is right, thought in any case his these words are very discomforting. 周佳也不知道顾小颜说的对不对,反正就觉得他的这番话很让人难过。 Oneself also want with delivering the reason of cake obviously, goes to his home to have a look at him, while convenient..., if he thinks the own words very much, but can also while convenient... 明明自己还想用送蛋糕的理由,去他家里看看他,顺便…如果他很想自己的话,还能顺便… Snort! 哼! Then was in any case good, does not want! Ha! 反正这下好了,一点儿都不想去了!呵呵! The best friend words inspire the person very much, Study Committee Member felt not suffering, only wants to sneer. 闺蜜的话很鼓舞人,学习委员感觉一下就不委屈了,只想冷笑。 But on the other hand, he indeed is also sick, did not say very busily at home also? I thought that he is not busy, is the fever! Had a fever to burn sent this cynical remark to come muddled...” “但话说回来,他也的确有病,不是说在家里还挺忙的吗?我看他不是忙的,是烧的!发烧烧糊涂了才发这种怪话过来…” „Did he... have a fever?” The Study Committee Member pupil bottom wells up the worried look instantaneously. “他…发烧了?”学习委员眸底瞬间涌上忧色。 Yes.” “是啊。” Gu Xiaoyan steals the language near her ear low voice: 顾小颜在她耳边小声窃语: You think, we are not, no one dispels the fire to him, he does not burn nervous...” “你想,我们不在,没人给他祛火,他可不就烧的慌嘛…” Study Committee Member gawked for two seconds to understand that this saying the meaning, was in a jam instantly, embarrassed a heart was somewhat hot, patted the Gu Xiaoyan's back of the hand: 学习委员愣了两秒钟才明白这话的意思,霎时发窘,有些不好意思地一阵心热,拍了拍顾小颜的手背: This what at sixes and sevens, Xiaoyan you always like mentioning... these matters now, this is not good.” “这都什么乱七八糟的啊,小颜你现在老喜欢提…那些事儿,这样不好的。” Isn't good? 不好? Gu Xiaoyan does not know that Zhou Jia had what standpoint to say like this, visits her unemotionally: 顾小颜不知道周佳有什么立场这样说,面无表情地看着她: „, Knew, Zhou Liutiao.” “哦,知道了,周六条。” Is five!” “是五条!” „, Knew, Zhou Wutiao.” “哦,知道了,周五条。” „......” “……” Between good friends restless can always adjust the mood, from now on Gu Xiaoyan will pull out the own cell phone, prepares telephones to Lin Xiaoxian, why called to account him to want fever personally. 好朋友间的一番闹腾总能调节情绪,过后顾小颜就掏出自己的手机,准备给林小贤打电话,亲自责问他为什么要“发烧”。 Xiaoyan, crossed...” 小颜,过了过了…” Study Committee Member pulled the Gu Xiaoyan's sleeve: 学习委员扯了扯顾小颜的袖子: Being insufficient, he has not sent... him definitely is really busy, you think, he doesn't have a concurrent job?” “不至于,他没有发…他肯定是真忙,你想,他不是有个兼职吗?” „......” “……” Is reasonable. 有道理。 But Gu Xiaoyan slightly feels speechless. 顾小颜还是略感无语。 Study Committee Member just received the grievance to restore several points of vitality, one hear of men were said that maintains immediately. 学习委员刚收起委屈恢复了几分元气,一听自己男人被说了,就又马上维护。 Even if this person who said her man, is the chief girlfriend of her man. 哪怕这个说她男人的人,还是她男人的首席女友。 Such Study Committee Member makes Gu Xiaoyan expect too much, presses on her temples ruthlessly: 这样的学习委员顾小颜恨铁不成钢,在她太阳穴上狠狠一按: You, said 10,000 times should not be used to him, later was used to ascend the sky him, do not look for me by what grievance again!” “你呀,说了一万次别惯着他,以后把他惯上天了,再受什么委屈可别找我了!” „......” “……” Study Committee Member fully realized oneself are in the wrong , there is nothing to say in reply, but another Lin Xiaoxian brushed Bilibili (video site) to brush incautiously was absent-minded, waited to awaken suddenly the time that discovered that the entire ten minutes passed by, Study Committee Member has not replied him unexpectedly, this realized oneself seemingly played to take off/escape. 学习委员深知自己理亏,无言以对,而另一头的林小贤一不小心刷b站刷忘神了,等猛然醒悟过来的时候,发现整整十分钟过去,学习委员居然还没回复他,这才意识到自己貌似玩脱了。 Expresses has what issue...” “难道措辞有什么问题吗…” Lin Xiaoxian takes a fresh look at the content that under sent, after the fine goods, pats the thigh, suck in a breath of cold air. 林小贤重新看了下自己发的内容,细品过后,一拍大腿,倒吸一口冷气 Hiss... 嘶… Probably... is a little final word Eh... 好像…是有点儿煞笔啊… Just segment words, he himself substituted get not to arrive any teases meaning, let alone always earnest Study Committee Member. 刚刚那段话,他自己代入了一下都get不到任何调侃意味,更别说一向认真的学习委员了。 Hateful, for a long time has not sexually harassed, unfamiliar...” “可恶,许久没调戏,生疏了…” Lin Xiaoxian rarely at pulling up girlfriend matter turned over, deeply feels depressed, is just thinking how must save, the telephone rang suddenly. 林小贤罕见地在撩女朋友这件事上翻车了,深感郁闷,正想着要怎么挽救,电话突然响了起来。
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