„Meow ~ ~!!” “喵嗷~~！！” When Lin Xiaoxian and Mu Zhangqing go home, hears sad and shrill wailing. 当林小贤和沐长卿一回到家,就听到一声凄厉的哀嚎。 Then, sees only one group of snow white hair bulbs flew to leap up the chest of Mu Zhangqing, after duang one next, bounce to the Lin Xiaoxian's face on. 接着,只见一团雪白的毛球飞蹿到了沐长卿的胸口,duang了一下之后,反跳到了林小贤的脸上。 „Bah!” “呸！” Hot hair bulb of Lin Xiaoxian on the face picks, spits the 12 mixed wools of mouth: 林小贤把脸上热烘烘的毛球摘下来,吐了吐嘴里的一两根杂毛: „What do you make dead?” “你又作什么死呢？” „Meow Wū…” “喵呜…” Some rag doll put in great inconvenience, four cooking starches toot toot meat pad dug up the Lin Xiaoxian's shoulder not to let go like the koala, the head roved tight looks around. 某布偶委屈极了,四团粉嘟嘟的肉垫儿像树袋熊一样扒住林小贤的肩膀不松手,脑袋紧张地转来转去四下张望。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” Lin Xiaoxian also asked one for the time being, Mu Zhangqing wrinkles the nose to pull its furry tail, after whispering „stupid cat”, took off the clothes to take a bath. 林小贤姑且还问一句,沐长卿则是皱着鼻子扯扯它毛绒绒的尾巴,嘀咕了一句“笨猫”之后就脱衣服洗澡去了。 „Meow Wū…...” “喵呜……” Tuantuan / Dumpling was suffering, the blue big eye like the glass bead of laundering, transferred one after turning round, lifts to stare at Lin Xiaoxian. 团团就更委屈了,蓝色的大眼睛如同水洗的玻璃珠子,滴溜溜地转了一阵之后,抬起来凝望着林小贤。 „Traces the wool, cannot be scared.” “摸摸毛,吓不着。” Lin Xiaoxian with usually comforts younger sister's method to comfort Tuantuan / Dumpling, is appreciating its eye, suddenly thinks that does not know does have Chinese name on the 8 th, if any, gave she had „Tuantuan / Dumpling” the name to be good simply, after all the bright beautiful blue eye was their common characteristics. 林小贤用平时安抚妹妹的方法安抚团团,欣赏着它的眼睛,突然想到不知八号有没有中文名,如果有的话,干脆也给她起个“团团”的名字好了,毕竟水亮的美丽蓝眼睛是她们共同的特征。 However, a thinking, is not quite again good, is too easy to mess up. 不过呢,再一思索,不太好,太容易搞混。 Although Lin Xiaoxian feels after being out of hospital, 8 th should not again and has too happened together much. 虽然林小贤觉得出院过后,八号应该就不会再和自己有太多的交集了。 But this does not hinder Lin Xiaoxian to conduct a supposition of scene. 可这并不妨碍林小贤进行一个场景的假设。 Assuming that Tuantuan / Dumpling and nearby oneself, Lin Xiaoxian suddenly wants to attract the cat on the 8 th simultaneously, called Tuantuan / Dumpling, finally jumped to body was actually one 8 th, that was awkward. 假设团团和八号同时在自己附近的话,林小贤突然想吸猫了,叫一声团团,结果跳到身上的却是一只八号,那就尴尬了。 Although Lin Xiaoxian feels in any case on the 8 th, actually can also move... 虽然林小贤觉得八号反正小小的,其实也可以挼… „Yo? Had a fit of bad temper?” “哟？炸毛了？” Lin Xiaoxian throws off the strange idea in brain, discovered that Tuantuan / Dumpling somewhat has a fit of bad temper slightly, this is earnest: 林小贤甩掉脑子里的奇怪想法,发现团团有些轻微炸毛,这才认真起来: „Said that what's the matter?” “说吧,到底怎么回事？” „Meow... meow ~ meow? Meow... meow!” “喵…喵~喵？喵…喵！” „Un...” “嗯…” „Meow meow... meow! Meow- meow......” “喵喵…喵！喵嗷—喵……” „Un un...” “嗯嗯…” ...... …… After the person cat exchanges, why Lin Xiaoxian knew Tuantuan / Dumpling suddenly prettily ying finally chirp: 人猫交流过后,林小贤终于知道团团为什么突然娇滴滴地嘤嘤嘤了: „Therefore your cat, but also fears the cockroach?” “所以你一只猫,还怕蟑螂？” „Meow...” Lin Xiaoxian really fantasy, didn't the cat cat dog dog of which family/home most like playing a cockroach kind of insect? “喵…”林小贤真是活见鬼了,谁家的猫猫狗狗不都是最喜欢玩蟑螂一类的虫子了吗？ If nothing else, the Chinese rhubarb of Wang Xiaomeng catches the cockroach young expert. 别的不说,王小梦家的大黄就是抓蟑螂小能手。 „Waste!” Lin Xiaoxian sneers. “废物！”林小贤冷笑。 „Meow...” “喵…” The Tuantuan / Dumpling tail and ear hung, after by the female cat plays with Tom. 团团尾巴和耳朵都垂了下来,宛如被母猫玩弄后的汤姆。 Tuantuan / Dumpling attractiveness Tom is high, therefore appears me to see still pities. 只是团团颜值比汤姆高,所以显得我见犹怜。 But this will not make Lin Xiaoxian tenderhearted, he decided that cannot eat without paying again white Zhubai at home by this goods by to rub, therefore decides to train it. 但这并不会让林小贤心软,他决定不能再由得这货在家白吃白住白被撸了,于是决定训练一下它。 ----- ----- After several minutes . 几分钟后。 „Group, you also grew up, should shoulder some families' responsibility.” “团儿啊,你也长大了,该承担一些家里的责任了。” „Meow!!” “喵！！” „Do not fear, one, who has for the first time...” “别怕,就一下,谁都有第一次…” „Meow!!!!” “喵！！！！” Corner's regiment the person has stood, the four limbs opened to dig up the wall, just like is compelled jk of impasse to be the same by bad youngster, in the panic-stricken look wrote all over „did not want”. 墙角的某团已经人立而起,四肢张开扒住了墙壁,犹如被不良少年逼到死胡同的jk一般,惊恐的眼神中写满了“不要”。 However after Lin Xiaoxian smiles badly, before holding its two claw, overlaps after together, decisively according to cockroach corpse body. 然而林小贤一通坏笑后,还是抓住了它的两只前爪,交叠在一起之后,果断地按在了一只蟑螂尸体身上。 „Meow---” “喵---” Is violated also to compared with jk wail to cut the sky frigidly, if the animation, this time lens will certainly delimit from Lin Family fast to the deep blue sky, accompanies to reply the special effect again. 比jk受到侵犯还要惨烈的哀嚎划破天空,如果是动画的话,此时的镜头一定会从林家快速地划向蔚蓝的天空,再伴以回音特效。 Lin Xiaoxian to train Tuantuan / Dumpling no longer is afraid the cockroach and learned catches the cockroach, makes it first start from the custom cockroach. 林小贤为了训练团团不再害怕蟑螂并且学会抓蟑螂,就让它先从习惯蟑螂开始。 Everything is difficult to do at very beginning, the claw claw of Tuantuan / Dumpling could not contact for two seconds on the cockroach, Lin Xiaoxian could not hold down, shouted whistling brandishes the tortoise fist on the Lin Xiaoxian's clothes to rub. 万事开头难,团团的爪爪在蟑螂上接触不到两秒,林小贤就按不住了,呼呼呼抡起王八拳就在林小贤的衣服上一阵蹭。 ...... …… This after childhood Gu Xiaoyan finished eating pepper beef tendon, the Lin Xiaoxian body of oil on hand toward the movement that scratches is exactly the same. 这跟小时候顾小颜吃完泡椒牛板筋之后,把手上的油往林小贤身上擦的动作一模一样。 But that little while Lin Xiaoxian are also a child, therefore not only does not care, will also imagine itself to be lost the corpse to infect, therefore wipes body grease stains, then cries out strangely is infecting in other children to courtyard. 只不过那会儿林小贤自己也是小孩子,所以不仅不在意,还会想象自己被丧尸传染了,于是就抹一把身上的油渍,然后呜哇怪叫着去传染给院子里的其他小朋友。 That time one group of kids were glad restless, no restriction of any kind, but the seemingly old girls were not only in the range that everyone made trouble. 那时的一群小屁孩乐得闹腾,百无禁忌,只是唯有一个看起来年龄稍大的女孩儿不在大家捣蛋的范围之内。 Not only because this she is somewhat precocious and peaceful, because no one is willing to smear her to be fine, but pretty clothes. 这不仅因为她有些早熟且安静,更因为没人舍得弄脏她精致而漂亮的衣服。 Usually so, new year's celebration time is so, in the community the new clothes look most expensive was she, this point made Gu Xiaoyan envy for a long time. 平常如此,过年的时候更是如此,小区里新衣服看起来最贵的就是她了,这一点让顾小颜一直羡慕了好久。 „Xiaoxian, the teacher said that this girl is family's little princess, is pampered since childhood! It is not good!” “小贤,老师说这种女孩子就是家里的小公主,娇生惯养！是不好的！” Lin Xiaoxian remembers until now a six -year-old Gu Xiaoyan face worried is holding own, for fear that oneself by that tense appearance that the little princess robs. 林小贤至今记得六岁的顾小颜一脸担忧地拽着自己的手,生怕自己被小公主抢走的那副紧张样子。 „Xiaoyan that I know, but we are the friends, among the friends cannot speak the malicious remarks in behind.” “我知道的小颜,但我们是朋友,朋友之间不可以在背后说坏话。” „But... but she also said that your malicious remarks, why you also spoke her malicious remarks... I unable Eh...” “可是…可是她也说你坏话了,你也说她坏话了…为什么我不可以啊…” How six -year-old Gu Xiaoyan has learned to most to care that suffering the own young boy acted like a spoiled brat, eyah eyah is pinching the own small skirt, all are the girl lovable instinct. 六岁的顾小颜就已经学会如何委委屈屈地向最关心自己的小男孩撒娇了,咿咿呀呀地捏着自己的小裙子,一切都出于女孩子可爱的本能。 Whenever at this time, the Lin Xiaoxian speech does not dare to be loud, now wants to come, the fan soul of small fox is probably fragrant at that time, she acts like a spoiled brat, oneself must hold in the own small hand her small hand, according to expressed the comfort: 每当这时候,林小贤说话都不敢大声,现在想来,大概那时候就已经中了小狐狸的迷魂香了吧,她一撒娇,自己就要把她的小手捧进自己的小手里,按一按表示安慰: „Xiaoyan, has the nickname is not considered as that mutually speaks the malicious remarks.” “小颜,互相起外号不算是说坏话哦。” „Why you only have the nickname with her mutually, I.” “那你为什么只和她互相起外号,我呢。” „Un... un...” “嗯…嗯…” Lin Xiaoxian un the half of the day made excuses, he had just said the nickname is not the malicious remarks, then had no way saying that the nickname was not the good thing, can only brace oneself to ask: 林小贤嗯了半天支支吾吾,他刚说过起外号不算坏话,这下也没法说外号是不好的东西了,就只能硬着头皮问: „Do you also want the nickname?” “你也想要外号吗？” „Un!” The Gu Xiaoyan's eye is sparkling, „we must have nickname mutually ~” “嗯！”顾小颜的眼睛亮晶晶,“我们也要互相起外号~” „How does that... get up?” “那…怎么起？” „... I do not come, but can only our two use, others cannot use.” “唔…我来起,但是只能我们两个用,别人不许用。” „Good.” “好。” „Good, after that the nickname was called the kid's dad, my nickname was called the kid's mother, was good?” “好,那以后你的外号叫孩子他爸,我的外号叫孩子他妈,好不好？” „Not... not good...” “不…不太好…” „? Why?” “啊？为什么嘛？” ...... …… In childhood, the Sirs always said that the memory of childhood was very glorious, but this point only when gradually grew up can feel clearest charming. 小时候,大人们总说童年的回忆很美好,可这一点只有当自己逐渐长大的时候才能感受的最为真切迷人。 Lin Xiaoxian this little while gradually immerses in the motley childhood recollection, narrows the eyes the appearance that the eye is laughing foolishly to make Tuantuan / Dumpling feel very disgusting, therefore a claw shouted on the Lin Xiaoxian's mouth, interrupted the Lin Xiaoxian's recollection: 林小贤这会儿就逐渐沉浸在斑驳的童年回忆中,眯着眼睛傻笑的样子让团团感觉很恶心,于是一爪呼在林小贤的嘴巴上,打断了林小贤的回忆: „Meow meow meow, meow?” “喵喵喵,喵？” „All right, being distracted... words saying that Lin Xiaoxian is you calls? Called the master!” “没事儿,走神了而已…话说林小贤是你叫的？叫主人！” Lin Xiaoxian devils, Tuantuan / Dumpling had not complained accidentally/surprisingly, but is angry very much bashfully shows off cleverness, two small claw claws blow softly rub the Lin Xiaoxian's mouth and chin. 林小贤凶神恶煞,团团却意外地没有抱怨,而是很羞嗔地卖乖,两颗小爪爪柔柔地刮蹭林小贤的嘴和下巴。 If changes into a fingertip of beautiful woman the claw claw, flavor that quite somewhat flirted. 要是把爪爪换成一位美人儿的指尖,那就颇有几分调情的味道了。 „Hiss... is it possible that with the Mu Zhangqing study...” “嘶…莫非是跟沐长卿学的…” This move of Lin Xiaoxian enjoys very much, the heart said the cat that becomes a ghost is different, but quick actually realized is not right, the claw claw of this goods seemingly just bumped the dead cockroach. 这招林小贤很受用,心说成精的猫就是不一样,但很快却意识到了不对劲,这货的爪爪貌似刚刚才碰了死蟑螂的。 „Counter- you, today evening's fish cancelled dry/does.” “反了你了,今天晚上的鱼干取消。” „Meow!” “喵！” Lin Xiaoxian goes to the kitchen crassly, rubbed a while glib lips not to feel with the pale salt water dislikes, then went back to continue to train Tuantuan / Dumpling, until it can in oneself did not use in the strong situation, provoked the corpse of ground cockroach on own initiative, Lin Xiaoxian let off it satisfied. 林小贤骂骂咧咧地去厨房,用淡盐水搓了一会儿嘴皮子才不觉得那么膈应,然后回去继续训练团团,直到它可以在自己不用强的情况下,主动地去拨弄地上蟑螂的尸体,林小贤才满意地放过了它。 „You know that the cockroach is the high protein, the cat of others family/home will not only catch the cockroach, but also regards the import between-meal snack, you do not appreciate one's own good fortune Eh...” “你知道吗,蟑螂是高蛋白,别人家的猫不仅会抓蟑螂,还当成进口零食,你是身在福中不知福啊…” Tuantuan / Dumpling „meow”, Lin Xiaoxian felt it worn out in hehe, but does not have the evidence, in brief first puts it to be free, and makes with it, if can catch the live cockroach next time, each can trade two small fish to do. 团团有气无力地“喵”了一声,林小贤感觉它是在呵呵,但是没有证据,总之先放它自由,并且跟它约好,如果下次能够抓到活的蟑螂,每一只都能换两根小鱼干。 „Deal?” “成交？” „Meow meow!” “喵喵！” „A gentleman word.” “君子一言。” „Meow meow meow meow.” “喵喵喵喵。”