ITDWTLTS :: Volume #5

#416: Ultraman vs tearful team


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„, I do not rest with Lin Xiaoxian, on tonight.” “不可以,我要和林小贤睡,就今晚。” Xiaoshu...” 小书…” Mu Zhangqing is smiling bitterly the frowning eyebrow, draws niece's small hand to pinch gently, flavor that somewhat pleaded. 沐长卿苦笑着颦眉,拉过外甥女的小手轻轻捏着,有几分恳求的味道。 This is the dialogues between size two great-aunts, Lin Xiaoxian is not good to interrupt because of side, is not better to correct the younger sister to the own title. 这是大小两个姑奶奶间的对话,林小贤在旁边不好插嘴,更不好纠正妹妹对自己的称谓。 Oh, said that the younger sister grew up not agrees to call the Elder Brother, before Lin Xiaoxian, has sighed with emotion for this reason, now looks like really so, more in the future, Lin Xiaoshu more may be accustomed to calling the own name. 唉,都说妹妹长大就不肯叫哥哥了,林小贤之前就为此感慨过,如今看来果然如此,越往后,林小书可能会越习惯于叫自己的名字了。 Xiaoshu, you listened to the sister-in-law/little aunt to say...” 小书,你听小姨说…” Snort...” “哼…” Lin Xiaoshu light snort/hum is turning the face away slightly, but eventually is also only discontent orally, from the sister-in-law/little aunt and Lin Xiaoxian's facial expression can also know that Mu Zhangqing indeed has the important matter to talk to oneself. 林小书轻哼着稍微扭过脸去,但终究也只是口头上的牢骚,从小姨和林小贤的神情中也能知道沐长卿的确是有重要的事情跟自己谈。 Moreover, she can also guess correctly that nearly perfect must discuss anything. 而且,她也八九不离十地能猜到要谈什么。 I knew...” “我知道了…” Finally, Lin Xiaoshu dug up to draw in the pot, was depressed to comply. 最后,林小书在锅里扒拉了一下,闷闷地答应了下来。 This to her is a difficult decision. 这对她来说是一个艰难的决定。 After all except for oneself, no one can the sympathize find, actually she has how wants to review with the Elder Brother presses together that warm happy. 毕竟除了自己,没有人可以感同身受地了解到,她究竟有多么想重温跟哥哥一起挤在一起的那份温馨甜蜜。 Although is insufficient in crawling this exaggerating description with ant, but is to think in brief very much, the Elder Brother who wants to be familiar with hugs in the familiar bedding, talks with her goes to sleep slowly. 虽然不至于用“蚂蚁在爬”这种夸张的形容,但总之就是很想很想,很想被熟悉的哥哥搂在熟悉的被窝里,陪她说着话儿慢慢入睡。 Especially today goes home, tossed about a small little while with him after the sofa... 尤其是今天一回家,和他在沙发上折腾了一小会儿之后… Aaaaahh! 啊啊啊 This is the puberty! Annoying! 这就是青春期嘛!烦死人了! Lin Xiaoshu blushes, feels a own puberty distance not likely girl, watches horror film, loves with the five fingers miss, but also buys stationery that” that type can move, was tossed about by him slightly, thinks that thinking not good... 林小书自顾自地就脸红起来,感觉自己的青春期路程一点儿都不像个女孩子,又看“恐怖片”,又爱用五指姑娘,还买了那种会动的“文具”,稍微被他折腾一下吧,就想那个想的不行… Hateful puberty! 可恶的青春期! Lin Xiaoshu picks together the shiitake mushroom, imagines it becomes the own puberty, then bit ruthlessly. 林小书夹起一块香菇,把它想象成自己的青春期,然后狠狠地咬了下去。 Hiss!” “嘶!” Without once thinks, this may bite, attracted full the wind of shiitake mushroom of bottom soup like filling the minced meat and gravy-filled steamed dumplings has the boiling hot juice, burnt on Lin Xiaoshu tender tip of tongue, the sore her eye raised instantaneously mist. 没曾想,这一口可咬坏了,吸饱了底汤的香菇像灌汤包一样飙出滚热的汁水,烫在林小书柔嫩的舌尖儿上,疼的她眼睛瞬间就升起一层水雾。 All right?” “没事儿吧?” Lin Xiaoxian comes the cold water immediately but actually: 林小贤马上倒来冷水: Opens mouth,-” “张嘴,啊-” „-” “啊-” Fortunately, seems like burnt ordinary, had not been scalded even bubbles, Lin Xiaoxian then dares to give Lin Xiaoshu to rinse mouth the cold water. 还好,看起来是普通地被烫到,并没有被烫伤甚至起泡,林小贤这才敢把冷水递给林小书漱了口。 Also can continue to eat?” “还能继续吃吗?” Cannot, because of the tongue, was was not full.” “不能,但不是因为舌头,是本来就饱了。” Said that was full, was actually greasy. 说是饱了,其实就是腻了。 Hot pot thing, eating the intermediate stage is most satisfied, waited to finish eating, some people may feel greasy. 火锅这个东西,吃到中期是最满足的,等吃完的时候,一些人就可能会觉得腻。 The hot pot bed charge that in the supermarket buys, wanted the oil used to cook up a while, can bring into full play the complete flavor. 超市里买的火锅底料,本来也是要用油炒一会儿,才能充分发挥出全部的味道。 As the saying goes three days do not practice to be out of practice, Lin Xiaoxian has not prepared food these days, the today hot pot flavor has not grasped is good, copies the bed charge the time oil to put, fries somewhat long, causes eats just before the end of the present, the sister-in-law/little aunt and younger sisters thought that was a little greasy, remaining leaves Lin Xiaoxian and Wang Xiaomeng brother and sister. 俗话说三天不练手生,林小贤这段时间没做饭,今天的火锅味道没把握太好,抄底料的时候油放多了,也炒的有些久,导致吃到现在快结束的时候,小姨和妹妹都觉得有点儿腻了,就把剩下的都留给林小贤王小梦兄妹。 „? Remains so many, my also has half bowl of rice.” “啊?剩这么多,我这还有半碗米饭呢。” Two children naturally cannot eliminate many, Lin Xiaoxian looks at the shiitake mushroom in pot, the winter melon, the dried bean curd, the sausage, the duck feet as well as several just put into the pot soon aged bean curd and beef volume, fished the words feeling of discarding too to waste directly, therefore hurried while the food also not boil was too soft, pass/test fire, returned the kitchen to cool, waits to boil to eat in the evening. 俩小孩儿自然消灭不了多少,林小贤看着锅里的香菇,冬瓜,豆皮,香肠,鸭掌以及几块刚下锅不久的老豆腐和肥牛卷,直接捞出来扔掉的话感觉太浪费了,于是赶紧趁着食材还没有被煮的太软,关火,放回厨房冷却,等晚上重新煮来吃。 In the family/home, makes to put up with suddenly, in any case so many bed charge, originally must boil for the second time. 家里嘛,将就一下,反正那么多底料,本来也要煮第二次的。 ----- ----- If by any chance boils in the evening truly, Mu Zhangqing and Lin Xiaoshu expressed consistent exclusion. 但等晚上真正煮出来的时候,沐长卿林小书都表示了一致的嫌弃。 Hey! Also raised to select your tongues?” “嘿!还把你们舌头养挑了是吧?” Lin Xiaoxian does with a small fish that took conveniently on two person noses blew respectively, then threw to Tuantuan / Dumpling. 林小贤用顺手拿的一根小鱼干在两个人鼻子上各刮了一下,然后扔给团团 Achoo!” “阿嚏!” Achoo!” “阿嚏!” The light fish fishy smell makes two people also sneeze. 淡淡的鱼腥味让两个人同时打了个喷嚏。 „It is not selects, is too greasy, in the evening really does not want to eat this that noon eats.” “不是挑啦,是中午吃的太腻,晚上实在不想吃这个了。” Mu Zhangqing rubs the tip of the nose to whisper, Lin Xiaoshu also echoes: 沐长卿搓着鼻头嘀咕,林小书也附和: I am also, felt that in the evening can not eat.” “我也是,感觉晚上可以不吃了。” Un un! Happen to the empty stomach suits to practice the yoga, Xiaoshu your work completes, wants the same place?” “嗯嗯!正好空腹适合练瑜伽,小书你作业做完没啊,要不要一起?” ...” “唔…” third year Lin Xiaoshu today does not have the work actually rarely, but always does not catch cold to the yoga. 初三林小书今天倒是难得没有作业,但对瑜伽一向都不感冒。 But, after sizing up sister-in-law's/little aunt's stature,... 可是呢,打量一下小姨的身材后… Ok! I also practice the yoga!” Lin Xiaoshu grips the small fist, suddenly on hot blooded. “行!我也练瑜伽!”林小书攥起小拳头,突然就热血起来了。 Good ~ happen to before , the new yoga clothing/taking bought slightly 1st, tried with me quickly...” “太好了~正好之前新的瑜伽服买小了一号,快跟我来试试…” Mu Zhangqing harvested a young sparring partner is very excited, draws Lin Xiaoshu to run toward the bedroom, Lin Xiaoxian in the following advanced warning they: 沐长卿收获了一枚小陪练也很兴奋,拉着林小书就往卧室跑,林小贤在后面提前警告她们: You think, now does not have the dinner, 22 points time do not ask me to make the midnight snack.” “你们想好,现在不吃晚饭,十一二点的时候可别找我做夜宵了。” , yourself will not eat slowly.” “不会哒,你自己慢慢吃吧。” One big one slightly closes the bedroom door, starts to change the clothes to practice the yoga, Lin Xiaoxian builds pan boiling noon leftover dish, always thought that a person is too lonely, thinks it over, really called to consider as finished Wang Xiaomeng that goods. 一大一小关上卧室门,开始换衣服练瑜伽,林小贤架起锅煮中午的剩菜,总觉得一个人太寂寞,想来想去,果然还是把王小梦那货叫过来算了。 Also has the hot pot?” “又有火锅?” Wang Xiaomeng and Mu Zhangqing may be different, in not big small belly no restriction of any kind, one hear also has this good deed, took the small bowl to come without delay. 王小梦沐长卿们可不同,不大的小肚皮里百无禁忌,一听还有这种好事,二话不说拿着小碗又屁颠屁颠地过来了。 Your elder brother?” “你哥呢?” He is looking at Ultraman, good childish.” “他在看奥特曼,好幼稚呀。” The Wang Xiaomeng mouth is replying careless, the crazy fishing of chopsticks on hand in pot, wants to have a look at the meat of evading arrest. 王小梦嘴里漫不经心地回答着,手上的筷子在锅里疯狂打捞,想看看有没有漏网之肉。 Ultraman childish? What do you look at?” Lin Xiaoxian also believes the man who since childhood light, cannot disregard at present the appraisal of small bullshit. “奥特曼幼稚?那你看啥?”林小贤也是从小相信光的男人,不能无视眼前小屁话的评价。 I look at «Dog Dog Patrol leader» third.” “我看《狗狗巡逻队》第三部。” «Dog Dog Patrol leader»?” Lin Xiaoxian smacks the lips, „does the tearful team set up great merit that?” “《狗狗巡逻队》?”林小贤咂咂嘴,“就是汪汪队立大功那个?” Un, is third.” “嗯,是第三部。” Third is very fierce, three are bigger than two, is bigger than first, Wang Xiaomeng stressed what oneself looks is biggest that wants to stretch out three hand fingers to strengthen the tone, is the left hand end bowl right hand with the chopsticks, can only stretch out two reluctantly. 第三部是很厉害的,三大于二,也大于第一,王小梦强调自己看的是最大的那一部,想要伸出三根手指头来增强语气,可是左手端碗右手拿筷子,勉强只能伸出两根。 This makes her somewhat small unavoidably depressed, must eat several luncheon meat, comforts the own small mind. 这不免让她有些小沮丧,得多吃几片午餐肉,安慰一下自己的小心灵。 Why Ultraman childish, tearful team not childish?” “凭什么奥特曼幼稚,汪汪队就不幼稚?” Because Ultraman is fake, does not exist, dog dog real, is exists.” “因为奥特曼是假的,不存在的,狗狗是真的,是存在的。” Wang Xiaomeng is well-founded, shouted that also called the Chinese rhubarb. 王小梦有理有据,一声大喊把大黄也叫了过来。 woof!” “汪!” The Chinese rhubarb thinks that has the meat to eat, sticking out one's tongue to collect to know oneself are only the tool dog that presented that a Wang Xiaomeng slice of meat did not give, entire Serbia mouth. 大黄以为有肉吃,吐着舌头凑过来才知道自己只是过来亮个相的工具狗,王小梦一片肉都不给,全塞自己嘴里了。 Illuminates your view, false on childish? Really not childish?” “照你的说法,假的就幼稚?真的就不幼稚?” Right.” “对。” But if I told you, Ultraman real?” “但如果我告诉你,奥特曼是真的呢?” Not real!” “不是真的!” The resembles rattle-drum that the head of Wang Xiaomeng swings, she took six years old immediately, is not easily swindled. 王小梦的脑袋摇的像拨浪鼓,她马上要六岁了,已经没有那么好骗了。 „.” Lin Xiaoxian selected chopsticks bean sprouts, you think, if Ultraman not real, the monster on that Earth was eliminated by whom?” “是真的。”林小贤挑了一筷子豆芽,“你想,如果奥特曼不是真的,那地球上的怪兽都是被谁消灭的呢?” Strange... monster...” “怪…怪兽…” Wang Xiaomeng seriously thought: 王小梦认真地思索了一下: But on Earth does not have the monster.” “可是地球上也没有怪兽。” Nonsense, the monster was eliminated by Ultraman.” “废话,怪兽被奥特曼消灭了啊。” Disappears...” “消…” Wang Xiaomeng was shocked, fell into some unknown territory suddenly, until finishing eating the food showed expression suddenly so that's how it is like the discovery new continent, took to one's heels to run back the home, must hurry really to tell the Elder Brother Ultraman. 王小梦愣住了,一刹那间陷入了某种未知领域,直到吃完饭才像发现新大陆一样露出原来如此的恍然表情,撒丫子跑回家,要赶紧把“奥特曼是真的”告诉哥哥。 But because Lin Xiaoxian also Ultraman's topic remembered a joke, oneself smile not to satisfy a craving, simple editor WeChat sent to some fool senior sister. 林小贤也因为奥特曼的话题想起了一个笑话,自己笑完不过瘾,干脆编辑微信给某个二货学姐发了过去。 Lin Xiaoxian: senior sister, I spoke a joke to you 林小贤:学姐,我给你讲个笑话吧】
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