When ding-dong- 当当当- „Xiaoshu Xiaoshu!” “小书小书！” „!!!” “！！！” The knock that suddenly remembers trembles the whole body that Lin Xiaoshu frightens, the clever elegant both legs tight clip, put out a hand to bind body the quilt: 忽然想起的敲门声把林小书吓的浑身一颤,乖俏的双腿紧紧一夹,伸手就把被子裹到了身上: „Who... who!” “谁…谁啊！” „Won't this silly child... Tuantuan / Dumpling also speak the logical expression, who in the family/home besides me also?” “这傻孩子…团团又不会说人话,家里除了我还有谁啊？” Heard Lin Xiaoshu to reply, the door was twisted open by one, then the wriggle from the crack in a door came in two groups of becoming known steamed buns. 听到林小书回复了,房门就被吱呀一声扭开,然后从门缝里蠕进来两团大白馍馍。 Without a doubt, is Mu Zhangqing. 毫无疑问,是沐长卿。 „Sister-in-law/Little aunt you started...” “小姨你又开始了…” This obscene sister-in-law/little aunt, Lin Xiaoshu looked blushed, extended the small hand to cover the face from the quilt. 这个下流的小姨,林小书看了都脸红,从被子里伸出小手捂脸。 „Hee hee... this spring, just took a bath is very hot..., moreover Xiaoxian is not also, what do our two female students fear?” “嘻嘻…这都春天了,刚洗完澡就很热嘛…而且小贤又不在,就咱们两个女生怕什么啊？” „That is not good.” “那也不行。” Lin Xiaoshu from referring to the seam takes a look at two point that on the white steamed bun is embellishing to blush, simply that peach shaped birthday cake that in the great master with the restaurant makes. 林小书从指缝里瞅着白馍馍上点缀的两点儿红晕,简直跟餐厅里大师傅做的那种寿桃似的。 Moreover is not one one that is peach shaped birthday cake plus! 而且还不是一口一个的那种,是寿桃plus！ Reviews itself... 反观自己… „Sister-in-law/Little aunt you do not wear the clothes well! I gave the Elder Brother to complain!” “小姨你再不好好穿衣服！我就给哥哥告状了！” „Eh...” “啊…” Mu Zhangqing resentfully shrivelled mouth, does not know that the niece suddenly somewhat was why breathless. 沐长卿悻悻地瘪嘴,也不知道外甥女为什么突然就有些气急败坏了。 „Good... I put on immediately...” “好吧…我马上就穿…” In the Mu Zhangqing surface is threaten „” to compromise, in fact is actually somewhat delighted small self-satisfied, the heart said that at this time is different in those days, the present nephew does not dare that to request her again severely. 沐长卿表面上受到“威胁”妥协下来,实际上却是有些乐滋滋地小得意,心说今时不同往日,现在的外甥可不敢再那么严厉地要求她了。 As the saying goes is short with the manpower, eats the person to have one's speech softened. 有道是拿人手短,吃人嘴软。 If Lin Xiaoxian also dares often to give the sister-in-law/little aunt to cause the complexion like before, the sister-in-law/little aunt feeds him to eat „small dessert”, making his mouth one soft, definitely roared she to be ominous embarrassed she ~ 林小贤要是还敢像之前那样动不动就给小姨使脸色,那小姨就喂他吃点儿“小点心”,让他嘴一软,肯定就不好意思吼她凶她了~ Mu Zhangqing is hitting such wishful thinking, the complexion gradually is then strange: 沐长卿打着这样的如意算盘,然后面色逐渐古怪起来: „Does Xiaoshu, how in your room... have a strange flavor?” “小书,你房间里…怎么有股奇怪的味道啊？” „Which... where has...” “哪…哪有…” The Lin Xiaoshu forehead had infant perspiration, thin angry stared bashfully: 林小书额头起了一层毛毛汗,薄怒含羞地瞪眼: „Sister-in-law/Little aunt! You are all right go back to wear the pajamas well, sleeps honestly, this several points!” “小姨！你没事儿就回去好好穿上睡衣,老实睡觉,这都几点了！” „But you heard that there is one type... the rosin flavor...” The Mu Zhangqing two claw claws build on the door knob, the excellent tip of the nose shrugs, seems like squirrel that smells the loose fragrance. “可是你闻嘛,有一种…松香的味道诶…”沐长卿两个爪爪搭在门把手上,秀挺的鼻头耸动,真像是个闻到松香味的松鼠似的。 „What rosin, I have not smelled in any case, definitely was the next door you make a mistake in the mosquito-repellent incense!” “什么松香,我反正没闻到,肯定是隔壁在点蚊香你弄错了！” Hears to describe that from others mouth own flavor, Lin Xiaoshu naturally is bashful very much, lies down carefully, covers the cheeks with the quilt: 听到从别人口里形容出自己的味道,林小书自然是羞的很,小心躺下来,用被子盖住脸颊: „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, you have the matter to be all right...” “小姨,你到底有事儿没事儿嘛…” „Oh oh has!” Mu Zhangqing has gotten back one's composure, „just I took a bath, saw that Tuantuan / Dumpling is turning the refrigerator.” “哦哦有！”沐长卿回过神,“刚刚我洗澡出来,看到团团在翻冰箱。” „Turns?” “又翻？” The Lin Xiaoshu shock, is air/Qi the air/Qi: 林小书震惊,然后气气: „The day before yesterday stole in the refrigerator the cured meat did not hit it, can it also be obedient?” “前天在冰箱偷腊肉不是才打它了的嘛,它到底还能不能听话了？” „Oh...” “唉…” Mu Zhangqing by the doorframe, both arms duang one hugs reluctantly in the chest front: 沐长卿无奈地靠在门框上,双臂duang地一下抱在胸前: „Actually, I thought that it is not obedient, but does not listen to our words.” “其实吧,我觉得它不是不听话,只是不听我们的话。” „We?” “我们？” „Right! Moreover it also gradually knows that we hit it not to hate to make an effort, therefore was not serious us!” “对！而且它也逐渐知道我们打它舍不得用力,所以就更不把我们当回事了！” This does not have the means that regarding meow the attitude of native of Singapore, stupid human will always make three view following facial features walk, like Tuantuan / Dumpling that type soft and big hair bulb, is coquettish like an old yet still graceful elegant widow, even if made the serious mistake, under people absolutely are impossible to be cruel enough the heavy hand to tidy up it. 这也是没办法,对于喵星人的态度,愚蠢的人类总是会让三观跟着五官走,像团团那种软和的大毛球,搔首弄姿起来如同一只风韵犹存的俏寡妇,哪怕犯了再严重的错误,人们也绝对不可能忍心下重手收拾它的。 „A your such saying, Tuantuan / Dumpling probably also was really this...” “你这么一说,团团好像还真是这样哦…” Lin Xiaoshu thinks, approves of sister-in-law's/little aunt's words. 林小书想了想,赞同小姨的话。 In the mountain does not have the tiger, the monkey calls the king. 山中无老虎,猴子称大王。 In the family/home does not have Xiaoxian, Tuantuan / Dumpling must call the king. 家中无小贤,团团也要称大王。 Since Lin Xiaoxian walks, Tuantuan / Dumpling probably indeed compared with Lin Xiaoxian, when wants rampant many, anything steals the fish to do, grasps the toilet paper of restroom, or the midnight draws the cake in the bedside. 自从林小贤走后,团团好像的确是比林小贤在的时候要嚣张的多,什么偷鱼干,抓厕所的卫生纸啊,亦或是半夜拉粑粑在床边。 „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, you said that the elder brother he can really speak the cat language?” “小姨,你说哥他会不会真的会猫语啊？” Lin Xiaoshu remembers in Elder Brother day at home, generally teaches Tuantuan / Dumpling time never with hitting it, holds the dialogue to understand with Tuantuan / Dumpling ordinary, even sometimes also the affected over-literary style refers to the classics. 林小书想起哥哥在家里的日子里,一般教训团团的时候从来不用打它,就普通地跟团团进行对话就能听懂似的,甚至有时候还之乎者也地引经据典。 This type once made Lin Xiaoshu feel that speechless operation, each time is very effective, seems Tuantuan / Dumpling really to understand these major principles that he said. 这种曾一度让林小书感到无语的操作,却偏偏每次都很管用,就好像团团真能明白他说的那些大道理。 What „good cat not to obstruct the road” „cat to be broad and level, the dog child is distressed” and so on, Tuantuan / Dumpling listens respectfully to the Lin Xiaoxian serious instruction each time very much sincerely, the little darling squats to sit, in the student with classroom does not have the difference/two kinds. 什么“好猫不挡道”“猫儿坦荡荡,狗崽长戚戚”之类的,团团每次都很诚恳地聆听林小贤一本正经的教诲,乖乖蹲坐着,跟课堂里的学生没两样。 A Mu Zhangqing slightly ponder, the miraculous glow one presently, hit a loud sound not to refer to: 沐长卿略一思考,灵光一现,打了个没响的响指: „Actually speaking of the cat language, before I remember, has watched in Hawaii a grade of night program.” “其实说到猫语啊,我想起以前在夏威夷看过的一档深夜节目。” „Deep... night program?” “深…深夜节目？” Saw with own eyes that the dumbfounded Lin Xiaoshu small cheek started to brave the powder air/Qi, Mu Zhangqing blinked to respond, hurried to explain: 眼见目瞪口呆的林小书小脸蛋开始冒粉气了,沐长卿眨眨眼反应过来,赶紧解释: „Xiaoshu you think anything, the overseas night program is not that type of thing.” “小书你想什么呢,国外的深夜节目又不全是那种东西。” „Which... which Eh... I have not thought...” “哪…哪种啊…我才没想…” „Snort! You definitely think these animated cartoons that you watch!” “哼！你肯定想到你看的那些个动画片了！” „No 【Some】! I have looked at one...” “没有【些】！我就看过一部…” Lin Xiaoshu is making the weak rebuttal embarrassedly, made excuses looks down the quilt. 林小书难为情地做着无力的反驳,支支吾吾地低头看被子。 This is the truth, to Lin Xiaoshu, indeed enough. 这是实话,对林小书来说,一部的确就够了。 That type „terrifying” the animated cartoon, only needs one to be related with the Elder Brother, enough she has used for a long time is very very long. 那种“恐怖”的动画片,只需要一部跟哥哥有关的,就已经够她用很久很久了。 „Night program that I said that is calls «MyCatFromHell»...” “我说的深夜节目啊,是叫《MyCatFromHell》…” Although the Mu Zhangqing Russian stammered very much, but the long-term life in the English-speaking country, said after all English time was very mindful, moreover can keep the original that soft voice of pleasant to hear unchanged rarely: 虽然沐长卿的俄语很磕巴,但毕竟长期生活在英语国家,说英文的时候很顺溜,而且很难得地可以保持原来那种好听的柔软声线不变: „... This «MyCatFromHell», invited a kitty behavior expert specially, various specialized training specially not obedient kitties, the issue, he with brave Duanliao of crazy bowel syndrome two hours, chatting the metailurus cat switched through the change in sexuality to be docile, was very mysterious!” “…这个《MyCatFromHell》,就是专门请了一位猫咪行为专家,专门训练各种特别不听话的猫咪,有一期啊,他就跟一只有狂躁症的英短聊了两个小时,聊完之后猫猫就直接转性变温顺了,很神奇！” „In other words, the cat and can the person really communicate with the language?” “也就是说,猫和人真的能用语言沟通？” This indicated that Lin Xiaoxian's is not firmly ordinary, can hear the meaning that the kitty wants to express, but Tuantuan / Dumpling is not ordinary, can understand the human the words. 这说明林小贤的确不一般,可以听到猫咪想表达的意思,而团团更不一般,能够听懂人类的话。 „Now where is Tuantuan / Dumpling at?” “团团现在在哪？” „Was closed outside balcony by me.” “被我关到阳台外面了。” „Our time is also like Elder Brother, tries to exchange with the language with it.” “那我们这次也跟哥一样,试试用语言跟它交流一下吧。” „Good ~ the feeling is very challenging, you get out of bed quickly ~” “好耶~感觉挺有挑战性的,那你快起床吧~” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” Lin Xiaoshu hearing this must raise the quilt, but just lifted the hand to cover immediately, the cold sweat nearly frightens. 林小书闻言就要掀被子,但是刚抬手又马上盖上,冷汗都差点儿吓出来。 „What's wrong?” Mu Zhangqing „is not tactful” continues to depend near the doorframe, confuses is looking at the flustered niece. “怎么了？”沐长卿还“不知趣”地继续靠在门框边,迷惑地瞧着慌里慌张的外甥女。 „Without... is...” “没…就是…” „Hey?” “诶？” Does not wait for Xiaoshu to explain, Mu Zhangqing the doubt broke, refers to just turning from the quilt to a outside section of white plastic wire rod: 不等小书解释完,沐长卿又狐疑地打断,指了指刚刚从被子里翻到外面的一截白色塑料线材: „Xiaoshu, what line is this?” “小书,这是什么线啊？” „!” “！” Brain of Lin Xiaoshu in this flash blank, nearly down, but remembers „stationery that” oneself buy at once suddenly is wireless, the heart and liver that raises instantaneously fell, drags that white wire rod that the sister-in-law/little aunt refers to: 林小书的大脑在这一瞬间一片空白,近乎宕机,但旋即又忽然想起自己买的“文具”是无线款的,瞬间提起来的心肝又落了回去,把小姨指的那段白色线材拖出来: „Sister-in-law/Little aunt you leaves one startled one for the first time... is the ordinary live wire...” “小姨你别一惊一乍的…就是普通的充电线而已…” „Oh oh, you buy newly, I said how to bleach the color...” “哦哦,你新买的啊,我就说怎么变白色了…” After calm small interlude, Mu Zhangqing leisurely and carefree, as if must continue to stay in the entrance looks at Lin Xiaoshu to get out of bed, this makes Lin Xiaoshu very depressed: 波澜不惊的小插曲过后,沐长卿悠闲的很,似乎还要继续呆在门口看着林小书起床,这让林小书很是郁闷: „Sister-in-law/Little aunt...” “小姨…” „In ~” “在呢~” „You first go out to wear the clothes, does your, want to let cat hair Zhan one later?” “你先出去穿衣服啊,你这样,待会儿想让猫毛沾一身啊？” „To Ha..., be used to it, I forgot also the light...” “对哈…嘿嘿,习惯了,我都忘了还光着呢…” Mu Zhangqing sticks out one's tongue embarrassed, then just left for one second, turns head with great speed, is taking having a fit of bad temper that toilet paper Lin Xiaoshu frightens again: 沐长卿不好意思地吐吐舌头,然后刚离开一秒,又火速回头,把正在拿卫生纸的林小书再次吓的炸毛: „Did sister-in-law/little aunt you put on!” “小姨你到底穿不穿了！” „, I did not guess correctly suddenly, the rosin flavor of your room was anything ~” “不是不是,我只是突然猜到,你房间的松香味道是什么了~” Mu Zhangqing also has elf strange side, when fills with the profound meaning smiles badly, to Gu Xiaoyan of adult version is the same, like only big fox. 沐长卿也有精灵古怪的一面,当满怀深意地坏笑起来时,就跟成人版的顾小颜一样,像只大狐狸。 Lin Xiaoshu by sister-in-law/little aunt smiles is not comfortable, made a deep breath that badly stares to depress the tense heartbeat quietly: 林小书被小姨的坏笑盯的不自在,悄然地做了一个深呼吸压下紧张的心跳: „What Eh...” “什么啊…” „Snort ~ the sister-in-law/little aunt does not state clearly, but Xiaoshu, you must know, something like toxicant, even the female student, must pay attention to control...” “哼~小姨就不明说了,但是小书啊,你要知道,有些事情就像毒药,即便是女生,也要注意节制哦…” „......” “……” Lin Xiaoshu wants to give back to Mu Zhangqing these words constantly, but can only suppress eventually at heart, the nod, had keen ears to be dyed two powders silently toot toot the oriental cherry. 林小书很想把这句话原封不动地还给沐长卿,但终究只能憋在心里,默默点头,耳尖被染成了两朵粉嘟嘟的樱花。