„Also is talking nonsense!” “又在胡说！” old Chen hears „two mothers to correspond two daughters-in-law”, puts out a hand to disguise must hit the son grinningly, Chen Hansheng is not afraid, in the family/home will really begin except for beam Meijuan, Chen Zhaojun basically is frightens. 老陈听到“两个妈对应两个儿媳”,伸手假装要打儿子,陈汉升笑嘻嘻的也不害怕,家里除了梁美娟会真的动手,陈兆军基本都是吓唬一下。 Eating meal time, beam Meijuan disagreement/not with Chen Zhaojun spoke intentionally, Chen Hansheng coughed, took up the fresh flower on tea table to shake shaking: „Mother, looked quickly old Chen bought anything for you, romantic rose.” 吃饭的时候,梁美娟故意不和陈兆军说话,陈汉升咳嗽一声,拿起茶几上的鲜花晃了晃:“妈,快看老陈给你买了啥,浪漫的玫瑰花。” „Snort.” “哼。” beam Queen cold snort/hum, the mouth whispered was saying: „Marries so many years not to buy, only drank a coffee with others, unexpectedly knows that bought the flower to ask for the woman favor.” 梁太后冷哼一声,嘴里嘀咕着说道:“结婚这么多年都没买过,只和人家喝了点咖啡,居然就知道买花讨女人欢心了。” Chen Zhaojun: 陈兆军:・・・・・・ Chen Hansheng: 陈汉升:・・・・・・ Chen Hansheng is somewhat speechless, beam Queen this proud tender is the small fish study. 陈汉升有些无语,梁太后这傲娇是和小鱼儿学的吧。 But to old Chen , he so long as did not quarrel, anything is willing to be done. 可是对老陈来说,他只要不吵架,什么事情都愿意做。 „Next month gives my spending money, can reduce half.” “下个月给我的零花钱,可以减少一半。” Chen Zhaojun said on own initiative. 陈兆军主动说道。 „Next month will also want the spending money?” “下个月还想要零花钱？” beam Meijuan returned choked one, but she started to talk with Chen Zhaojun, means that „middle-aged couple divorced” event to finish like this, beam Meijuan also then urged Chen Hansheng to accompany beam Xiaohai to be on intimate terms earnestly. 梁美娟回呛了一句,不过她开始和陈兆军搭话,也就意味着“中年夫妻离婚”事件就这样结束了,梁美娟又转而叮嘱陈汉升认真陪着梁小海相亲。 „I, although is very big to your aunt opinion, but beam Xiaohai is my biological nephew, in the cousins you have gone to college, you are willing to come back to help, the small sea is also the special gratitude.” beam Meijuan also emphasized. “我虽然对你大舅母意见很大,不过梁小海是我亲侄子,表兄弟里就你上过大学,你肯回来帮忙,小海也是特别的感激。”梁美娟又强调一遍。 „Knew.” “知道了。” Nod that Chen Hansheng does not care at all, he liked lively, said again this time goes „to support face” on behalf of the groom's family, a light attire compels the feeling. 陈汉升满不在乎的点点头,他本就喜欢热闹,再说这次是代表男方去“撑面子”的,还有一种淡淡的装逼感。 But Chen Hansheng somewhat was also worried: „You did not say that the whole body is uncomfortable, tomorrow can accompany you to go to the hospital?” 可陈汉升也有些担心:“你不是说全身都不舒服吗,明天要不要陪你去医院？” „Does not use.” “不用。” beam Meijuan shakes the head the rejection: „I do not want to go tomorrow.” 梁美娟摇摇头拒绝:“我明天不想去。” „Why?” “为啥？” Inquiry that Chen Hansheng is in hot pursuit. 陈汉升紧追不舍的询问。 beam Meijuan looked at a Chen Zhaojun not to speak. 梁美娟瞄了一眼陈兆军不说话。 Chen Hansheng was stranger, has entangled beam Meijuan to arrive at the kitchen, finally she opens the mouth finally: „Tomorrow is the birthday of your father solar calendar, although us only celebrates the lunar birthday, but goes to the hospital is not quite good on this day, do not take to your father what misfortune.” 陈汉升更奇怪了,一直缠着梁美娟到厨房,最后她终于开口:“明天是你爸阳历的生日,虽然我们这边只过农历生日,但是这天去医院也不太好,别把什么厄运带给你爸了。” „Ok, biological mother.” “可以的,亲妈。” Chen Hansheng nods, now is popular the dog deceives to go home from several hundred kilometers to kill again, does not reach an agreement the divorce, how actually by stops up a mouth dog grain. 陈汉升点点头,现在就流行把狗从几百公里以外骗回家再杀吗,不是说好离婚的,怎么硬是被塞了一嘴狗粮。 „You, since by doing so, that do not work as the ingratitude of son strangely.” “你既然这样做了,那就别怪当儿子的忘恩负义。” Chen Hansheng returns to the bedroom, pulled out the cell phone to give don't Kefa an information: „Auntie Mo, I lead the girlfriend to go to your family to visit, can disturb you?” 陈汉升回到卧室,掏出手机给莫珂发了条信息:“莫阿姨,有空我带女朋友去你家拜访,会不会打扰您呢？” „Ding ~”. “叮~”的一声。 don't Ke returns to the information quickly. 莫珂很快回信息。 „Good, I also like chatting with your young people very much.” “好啊,我也很喜欢和你们年轻人聊天的。” …… ・・・・・・ Next morning, Chen Hansheng is resting thinks early, was awakened by noise by beam Meijuan ringtone directly. 第二天上午,陈汉升正在睡早觉,直接被梁美娟的电话铃声吵醒了。 „You get out of bed not to have, but also remembers the morning duty?” “你起床没有,还记得上午的任务吗？” beam Meijuan too understood own son, therefore calls to urge specially. 梁美娟太了解自家儿子了,所以特意打个电话来催促。 „Oh, I have gone to the road of maternal family.” “噢,我已经去外婆家的路上了。” Chen Hansheng does not dare to say oneself just opened eyes, otherwise must be scolded. 陈汉升不敢说自己刚睁眼,不然肯定要被骂。 After making the telephone call, Chen Hansheng turns on the window curtains, outside sunlight is very dazzling, under the tree shade sits one group of people to play cards, downstairs once for a while transmitting „report paper can beer bottle” sound of voices and noise, the kids of several wear short sleeves create a disturbance in the chase. 挂了电话后,陈汉升打开窗帘,外面的阳光很刺眼,树荫下坐着一群人在打牌,楼下时不时的传来“收报纸易拉罐啤酒瓶”吆喝声,几个穿着短袖的小屁孩在追逐打闹。 Summer wind loose insufflates the room from the window, the fine hair on skin seems surging heat wave, Chen Hansheng is the rare ease. 夏风松松散散的从窗户吹进房间,皮肤上的汗毛仿佛涌动着一层热浪,陈汉升心里是难得的悠闲。 „This feeling in native place, the time that money cannot buy.” “这就是在老家的感觉啊,钱都买不回来的时间。” Chen Hansheng voices the feeling, hurried looks for the motor vehicle maintenance shop, washed one to hit a wax small Xiali, this went to the maternal family of countryside. 陈汉升发完感慨,匆匆忙忙的找个汽车维修店,把小夏利洗了一遍又打了层蜡,这才去往乡下的外婆家。 …… ・・・・・・ The little sea cousin is the eldest son of uncle family/home, is the grandfather grandmother's eldest grandson, his marriage is „important matter that” Liang everyone pays attention. 小海表哥是大舅家的长子,也是外公外婆的长孙,他的婚姻是梁家所有人都关注的“大事”。 Child cousin compared with Chen Hansheng greatly is two years old, year 22, age 23. 小孩表哥比陈汉升大两岁,周岁22,虚岁23了。 In northern Jiangsu rural area, without attending the university, this age were the late marriage, happen to he originally the business failure that worked in the Shanghai city, while going home time, aunt hurrying made in the village the matchmaker arrange being on intimate terms, 在苏北农村,如果没有读大学,这个年纪就属于晚婚了,正好他原来在沪城打工的企业倒闭了,趁着回家的时候,大舅母赶紧让村里媒人安排相亲, The uncle and aunt planned that makes this eldest son National Day get married, this also arranges following younger brother younger sister well. 大舅和大舅母打算让这个长子国庆结婚,这样也好安排后面的弟弟妹妹。 The grandfather maternal family entrance stood the person, besides own relative, some surrounding neighbors, on their faces has the smile of watching the fun, pushes chats in the entrance. 外公外婆家门口站满了人,除了自家亲戚外,还有一些周围的邻居,他们脸上带着看热闹的笑容,挤在门口闲聊。 The little sea cousin is dyeing pinch of yellow hair, this is the quite popular hairstyle, in the hand takes Huang Jinling one by one to be loose at present the smoke. 小海表哥染着一撮黄毛,这是时下比较流行的发型,手里拿着黄金陵挨个散烟。 „Oh, my family big grandchild came.” “哎哟,我家大外孙来了。” Chen Hansheng just got out, the grandmother limps to walk, full is both hands of callus closely holds on Chen Hansheng. 陈汉升刚下车,外婆就蹒跚着走过来,满是老茧的双手紧紧拉住陈汉升。 Chen Hansheng cracks into a smile: „Raised, came back, grandmother body how.” 陈汉升咧嘴一笑:“昂,回来了,外婆身体咋样。” „Very good, can eat to rest.” “很好,能吃能睡。” The grandmother patted the big grandchild's arm, in the eye is happy: „Looked like your father more and more, was attractive like your father, your mother ugly.” 外婆拍了拍大外孙的胳膊,眼睛里都是高兴:“越来越像你爸了,像你爸好看,你妈长得丑。” „Ha” “哈哈哈・・・・・・” Grandmother these words provoked laughter everyone, she is beam Meijuan biological mother, can say casually. 外婆这些话把大家都逗笑了,她是梁美娟的亲妈,可以随便说。 „This is the sons of third child family/home.” “这是老三家的儿子吧。” The matchmaker is the middle-aged woman, she is speaking with the uncle, walks to take a look at Chen Hansheng up and down. 媒人是个中年妇女,她正和大舅说话,也走过来上下打量陈汉升。 „Right, the son of our family/home aunt family/home, the aunts and three uncles are an official, the man (Han) rises is also a university student.” “对,我们家三姑家的儿子,三姑和三姑父都是当官的,汉升也是个大学生。” Do not look that the aunt usually does not cope with beam Meijuan, at this time breaknecking helped Chen Hansheng boast: „man (Han) rose the result to be good in childhood, afterward was admitted to a university starts an undertaking, saw that this sedan car did not have, was he himself buys, but also mounted the Sudong satellite TV.” 别看大舅母平时和梁美娟不对付,这时候是玩命的帮陈汉升吹嘘:“汉升小时候成绩就好,后来考上大学又自己创业,看到这辆小轿车没有,就是他自己买的,还登上了苏东卫视呢。” Actually, Chen Hansheng is only on Jianye TV Station now, but after taking the market of Shanghai city, it is estimated that can beam with joy in the Su Chancellery satellite TV. 其实,陈汉升现在只登上了建邺电视台,不过拿下沪城的市场后,估计就能在苏东省卫视上露个脸了。 Chen Hansheng and matchmaker nod, pull out oneself China also to disperse. 陈汉升和媒人点点头,掏出自己的中华也散了一圈。 Chen Hansheng disperses the smoke to be equivalent like this helps the groom's family families support the face, the little sea cousin walks the racket Chen Hansheng shoulder, treated as to greet. 陈汉升这样散烟相当于帮男方家庭撑面子,小海表哥走过来拍拍陈汉升肩膀,当做打招呼了。 „Does man (Han) rise, has the girlfriend not to have?” “汉升,有女朋友没有啊？” The matchmakers take a look at the sedan car of shiny illumination, China in Chen Hansheng hand, the cell phone in pants pocket, could not bear helps Chen Hansheng match the object in the mind. 媒人瞅了瞅锃亮发光的小轿车,还有陈汉升手里的中华,裤兜里的手机,忍不住就在脑海里帮陈汉升匹配对象了。 The matchmakers in rural area are more like an occupation, they through introducing the object extract „deducting a percentage”, generally the family is richer, given deducting a percentage is higher. 农村的媒人更像是一种职业,她们通过介绍对象抽取“提成”,一般家庭越殷实,给的提成越高。 If Chen Hansheng this family can take, that at least above 1000 dollars. 陈汉升这种家庭如果能拿下,那至少得1000块钱以上吧。 „Do not think, Kong aunt.” “你可别想了,孔三姨。” The big aunt walks saying: „You also dare to have our family/home nephew idea, he later definitely marries the girls in big city, that television station can ascend casually, the man (Han) rises currently to have several hundred thousand net worth.” 大舅妈走过来说道:“你也敢打我们家大外甥主意,他以后肯定娶大城市的姑娘啊,那电视台能随便登上去的吗,汉升现在可是有几十万身家呢。” „.” “咳咳。” Chen Hansheng coughs, investigates the correct path: „Several hundred thousand that was last year, this year continues.” 陈汉升咳嗽一声,纠正道:“几十万那是去年的,今年又不止了。” „So many.” “这么多啊。” Kong the aunt thinks, in her hand really did not have in a match Chen Hansheng's resources, can only sigh the one breath, first arranges the matter of eye front axle small sea. 孔三姨想了想,她手里还真没一个匹配上陈汉升的资源,只能叹一口气,先把眼前梁小海的事情安排好。 „The condition of opposite party was needless to say again much, everyone was a village, the girl was also the honest families' girls, bore hardships and stood hard work, small sea you, if had a liking for on hurrying under decides.” Kong the aunt said. “对方的条件不用再多说,大家都是一个村的,女孩也是个老实人家的姑娘,吃苦耐劳,小海你要是看上就赶紧下定。”孔三姨说道。 beam Xiaohai nods, shortly after the bride's side family member came. 梁小海点点头,没多久女方家人来了。 Chen Hansheng stood on tiptoes the tip of the toe to look, the girl probably 20 over, the square facial cast, the eyebrow was quite thick, is pink and shiny, the facial features cannot say attractively, but can also look. 陈汉升踮起脚尖看了看,女孩大概二十出头,四四方方的脸盘子,眉毛比较粗,脸色红润,五官不能说漂亮,不过也能看得过去。 Words 1 meter of stature about 59, this did not calculate in the rural area short, the character was somewhat bashful, but can also greet on own initiative. 个子的话一米59左右,这在农村不算矮了,性格有些忸怩,不过也能主动打招呼。 Chen Hansheng remembers the wife who little sea cousin is not a local area, but he does not dare to infer with the beforehand memory now, after the rebirth, the history was shaken by his butterfly crushes. 陈汉升记得小海表哥的老婆不是本地的,但他现在不敢用以前的记忆来推导,重生以后,历史被他这只蝴蝶震得粉碎。 However from the performance, Chen Hansheng thought this girl is good. 不过从表现上看,陈汉升觉得这女孩挺好的。 Below is the talk link, two family members look for a room to discuss, is actually blows flamboyant, the goal makes this no longer restrict to the men and women. 下面是谈话环节,两家人找个屋子谈一谈,其实就是吹牛逼,目的让这对男女不再拘束。 The maternal family has prepared the room, inside is also suspending some fruits, the peanut brittle and tea. 外婆家早就准备好房间了,里面还摆着一些水果,花生糖和茶水。 Chen Hansheng as important entourage, follows, others are the relatives of Liang, in the village is also the well-known character. 陈汉升作为重要陪同人员,也跟着走进去,其他人都是梁家的亲戚,在村里也是有名有姓的人物。 In the bride's side family/home that side is also, besides the elder, her Second Brother is also accompanying. 女方家里那边也是,除了长辈以外,她二哥也陪着过来的。 Chen Hansheng participates in this type for the first time „high-end dialogue”, finally listens is some trivial matters, he soon had no interest, carries the inferior strong tea not to shut out, „gurgle honk” drinks up one after another, the mouth has also been eating the peanut brittle. 陈汉升还是第一次参加这种“高端对话”,结果听来听去全是一些琐事,他很快没了兴趣,端起劣质的浓茶也不嫌弃,“咕嘟嘟”喝完一杯又一杯,嘴里也一直吃着花生糖。 Discussed probably 20 minutes, everyone all goes out, keeps the girl of little sea cousin and being on intimate terms chats in the room alone. 谈了大概20分钟,大家又全部出去,留着小海表哥和相亲的女孩在屋里单独聊天。 Chen Hansheng is not mean-spirited, has been helping the small sea cousin loose smoke. 陈汉升也不小气,一直帮着小海表哥散烟。 Quick one packet of Chinese smoke on the astigmatism, the bride's side Second Brother were very embarrassed, never expected that Chen Hansheng „” opened the trunk, pulled out two soft China that from inside did not have open/unseal. 很快一包中华烟就散光了,女方二哥还挺不好意思,没想到陈汉升“吧嗒”一声打开后备箱,从里面掏出两条没开封的软中华。 Shortly , the little sea cousin and girl came out, everyone acts with constraint very much, without immediately inquires the result. 没多久,小海表哥和女孩就出来了,大家都很矜持,没有立刻就询问结果。 After the bride's side gang leaves, the little sea cousin found Chen Hansheng on own initiative: „man (Han) rises, isn't your company short of manpower now?” 等到女方一伙人离开后,小海表哥主动找到陈汉升:“汉升,你公司现在缺人不？” „Also ok.” “还行。” Chen Hansheng is guessing the small sea cousin's idea. 陈汉升心里猜测着小海表哥的想法。 „I and girlfriend want to go to Jianye to work, can you arrange under?” beam Xiaohai asked. “我和女朋友想去建邺打工,你能安排得下吗？”梁小海问道。 „Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” Chen Hansheng refreshedly statement, but is also very surprised: „You with that girl determined that quickly related?” 陈汉升爽快的表态,不过也很惊讶:“你和那个女孩那么快就确定关系了吗？” „It is not this.” “不是这个。” beam Xiaohai shakes the head: „I the girlfriend who discussed in factory, the convenient words we went to work to you.” 梁小海摇摇头:“我在厂里谈的女朋友,方便的话我们就去给你打工了。” „I hold!” “我操！” Chen Hansheng sees the little sea cousin: „Why do you have the object also to be on intimate terms?” 陈汉升愣愣的看着小海表哥:“你有对象干嘛还要相亲？” The little sea cousin sighed the one breath: „My mother feels in the girlfriend family/home is too far, the bridegroom's gift to bride's family that place wants is also high, therefore does not agree with this wedding.” 小海表哥叹一口气:“我妈觉得女朋友家里太远,那地方要的彩礼也高,所以不同意这门婚事。” „Therefore.” “于是。” Chen Hansheng meets saying: „You and girlfriend maintains the relations, while goes home to be on intimate terms to deal with.” 陈汉升接上去说道:“你就一边和女朋友保持关系,一边回家相亲应付。” Nod of beam Xiaohai over the face anxious look. 梁小海满面愁容的点点头。 Chen Hansheng did not know to say anything, can only raise up a thumb. 陈汉升不知道说啥,只能竖起个大拇指。 Flamboyant. 牛逼。 How has words to mention. 有句话怎么说来着。 The city repertoire depth, I must return to the rural area, the rural road also slide, the repertoire is more complex. 城市套路深,我要回农村,农村路也滑,套路更复杂。 …… ・・・・・・