„I depend, Brother Chen you do not frighten me to be good!” “我靠,陈哥你别吓我好不好！” Under contrasting of Chen Hansheng Yin sad tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt on the arm the goosebumps got up, on face muscle also anxious adds up to one pile, he had not suspected that Chen Hansheng is fake, is threatens own behavior to be somewhat depressed to him. 在陈汉升阴恻恻语气的烘托下,李圳南明显感觉胳膊上鸡皮疙瘩都起来了,脸上肌肉也紧张的凑成一堆,他倒没怀疑陈汉升是假的,就是对他恐吓自己的行为有些郁闷。 „You were also the 20-year-old person, how to also fear the ghost.” “你也是20岁的人了,怎么还会怕鬼呢。” Chen Hansheng packs the baggage, while teased Li Zhennan. 陈汉升一边收拾行李,一边取笑李圳南。 „I 19, are years old smaller than one you.” “我才19呢,比你们都小一岁。” Li Zhennan takes up the broom to start to clean up, actually he has wanted to do this, but is some fears, rather sits on the chair looks at the computer. 李圳南拿起扫帚开始打扫卫生,其实他早就想这样做的,不过就是有些害怕,宁愿坐在椅子上看电脑。 Chen Hansheng reorganizes the good baggage, helps clean up, Li Zhennan looks very interestingly: „Brother Chen, but also remembers big registration time, you are first clean the balcony?” 陈汉升整理好行李,也帮忙打扫卫生,李圳南看着很有意思:“陈哥,还记得大一报名的时候,你是第一个打扫阳台的吗？” „How not to remember.” “怎么不记得。” Chen Hansheng said with a smile: „At that time you and old Yang must come the help, old Guo and gold coin clearly are sluggards, old wears does not raise.” 陈汉升笑着说道:“当时你和老杨还要过来帮忙呢,老郭和金洋明都是懒鬼,老戴就不提了。” „Initially we think you are an honest and good-natured person.” “当初我们都以为你是老实人。” Li Zhennan also smiles, university one -and-a-half years get down, if in the dormitory six person sentiments are very deep, that is the boast that installs to compel, because goes to college is the adult, who has the independent thought. 李圳南自己也笑起来,大学一年半下来,如果说宿舍里六个人感情很深,那是装逼的大话,因为上了大学都是成年人,谁都有自己独立的思想。 However under at least in Chen Hansheng controls, 602 have not had the behavior of some isolated roommate. 不过至少在陈汉升把控下,602没有发生过孤立某个室友的行为。 Before Li Zhennan propagandized rocket 101 dormitory that has seen that cold war, the roommate did various matters respectively, did not play cards does not blow flamboyant, after did not greet mutually, the icy atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to treat. 以前李圳南宣传火箭101时见过那种冷战的宿舍,室友各做各的事,不打牌也不吹牛逼,互相经过都不打招呼的,冷冰冰的氛围让李圳南一刻都待不下去。 Two people clean the dormitory, Li Zhennan also takes the local product that in the family/home brings. 两人打扫完宿舍,李圳南又把家里带来的土特产拿出来。 Southern Arab League is a native of eastern Guangdong, the special product also has the characteristics of eastern Guangdong very much, this is the rind that season, their side also called the dried orange peel. 阿南是粤东人,特产也很有粤东的特点,这是自家晒干的橘子皮,他们那边也叫陈皮。 „Brother Chen, you usually smokes the comparison, soaks two pieces to be able occasionally being good for the spleen clear lung.” “陈哥,你平时抽烟比较多,偶尔泡两片可以健脾清肺。” „Oh, thanked.” “噢,谢了。” Chen Hansheng is swaying small can of yellow and dry/does rinds, immediately takes out one piece to soak in the water, tastes the sour and sweet flavor. 陈汉升摇晃着一小罐又黄又干的橘子皮,马上就取出一片泡在水里,尝起来酸酸甜甜的味道。 Then Chen Hansheng on dedicated hitting game, Li Zhennan sits is watching the fun at the same time, he is not afraid now, especially this yet higher goal also had the dormitory to come the person a moment ago, although Li Zhennan did not know, but even more is at heart stable. 接下来陈汉升就专注的打游戏,李圳南坐在一边看热闹,他现在也不害怕,尤其刚才这一层楼也有宿舍来人了,李圳南虽然不认识,不过心里愈加安定。 „Brother Chen, we were big two next semester, I felt that own anything has not learned, at heart was sometimes terrified.” “陈哥,我们都大二下学期了,我感觉自己什么都没学到,有时候心里还蛮惶恐的。” Li Zhennan looks at Chen Hansheng: „Do you have such feeling?” 李圳南看着陈汉升:“你有这样的感觉吗？” Chen Hansheng shakes the head with a smile, this is also the phenomenon that the university student generally has, they realize the no egg of knowledge in university in the practical life to use finally, unavoidably has the self- negative idea. 陈汉升笑着摇摇头,这也是大学生普遍存在的现象,他们终于认识到大学里的知识在实际生活中没什么卵用,难免有自我否定的想法。 „Weren't you concurrent job?” “你不是兼职了吗？” Chen Hansheng points at „” the hitting game, on the mouth also asked: „Hasn't the money of making been able to give you taking away spirit sustenance?” 陈汉升手指“啪啦啪啦”的打游戏,嘴上还问道:“难道赚的钱还不能给你带去精神寄托？” „Ok.” “可以的。” Li Zhennan nods the acknowledgment: „This concurrent job, this void will only enlarge, I can understand that now Brother Jin and old Yang, the university life was too monotonous, does not play the game indeed to be all right to do.” 李圳南点点头承认:“要不是这份兼职,这种空虚感只会更加放大,我现在能理解金哥和老杨了,大学生活太无聊了,不打游戏的确没事做。” „In love, southern Arab League.” “谈个恋爱吧,阿南。” Chen Hansheng finds time saying: „In university felt that bored being in love, felt that lonely being in love, felt oneself must break off bends must be in love, nothing did not discuss that love could not solve a time.” 陈汉升抽个空说道:“大学里感到无聊了谈个恋爱,感到寂寞了谈个恋爱,觉得自己要被掰弯了更要谈个恋爱,没有什么不是谈一次恋爱解决不了的。” „If present, that bids good-bye discusses again one time!” “如果有,那就分手再谈一次！” …… ・・・・・・ Next day Chen Hansheng accompanies Shen Youchu to eat meal, oneself travelled by vehicle to hurry back to the Port city. 第二天陈汉升陪着沈幼楚吃了饭,自己搭车赶回港城了。 He has not opened stops Xiali in school, because Chen Hansheng to desolate Rongyu made a false report that „visited relatives”, drives Xiali to go back very difficult circle to come back. 他没有开停在学校里的夏利,因为陈汉升对萧容鱼谎称“走亲戚了”,开着夏利回去很难圆回来。 Simultaneously and several girls associate like this type, if not lie with the repertoire, simply does not have the means that most essential is the heart is certainly ruthless, who the lie must say think that real, the intelligent small fish will not suspect. 像这种同时和几个女孩交往,如果不会撒谎和套路,根本没办法的,最关键是心一定要狠,假话要说的自己都认为是真的,这样聪明的小鱼儿才不会怀疑。 Or even suspected, she could not find the evidence. 或者说即使怀疑,她也找不到证据。 As for the repertoire, Chen Hansheng has also prepared. 至于套路,陈汉升也早就准备好了。 He gets out after the Port city passenger depot, arrives around publication pavilion: „Has the transportation report, is that type of news that drives to kill the person.” 他在港城客运站下车后,来到旁边报刊亭:“有没有交通报啊,就是那种开车撞死人的新闻。” „Does not know, yourself look to look.” “不知道,你自己找找看。” The publication boss is a middle-aged person, took a look at a Chen Hansheng not to respond, Chen Hansheng was saying the dialect of Port city, he does not want to reply. 报刊老板是个中年人,瞅了一眼陈汉升没怎么搭理,要不是陈汉升说着港城的方言,他都不想回复。 Looking such news of big new year's celebration, the head has the hole. 大过年的找这样的新闻,脑袋有洞吧。 Chen Hansheng pulls out 10 money Di to pass grinningly: „Uncle, I am the teacher in city north driving school, had a student just to complete the car(riage) to start off, how to urge uselessly, the news that therefore I want with have really reminded, if you can help, these 10 dollars I did not want you to give change.” 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的掏出十块钱递过去:“大叔,我是城北驾校的老师,有个学生刚学完车就想上路,怎么劝都没用,所以我就想用真实发生的新闻提醒一下,你要是能帮个忙,这十块钱我就不要你找零了。” Chen Hansheng also brushed the knowledge before occasionally, in that web platform, he is „foot treads the dissolute graceful of N only ship to compel” from time to time, from time to time was „by the wife green the pain compelled middle-aged person”, from time to time was „in engineer who some international high-end research institute held public office at”, from time to time „lived in New York over 20 years Chinese American”. 陈汉升以前偶尔也刷知乎,在那个网络平台上,他时而是“脚踏N只船的浪荡帅逼”,时而是“被妻子绿了的苦逼中年人”,时而是“在某国际高端研究所供职的工程师”,时而“在纽约生活20年以上的美籍华人”。 In brief, his status can change according to the topic main request at will, in any case is the impromptu composition. 总之,他的身份可以根据题主要求随意变化,反正都是现编的。 „This.” “这样啊。” The middle-aged people look in the share of money and in warrant, starts the careful search, this type of news is not difficult to look, the casualness gave Chen Hansheng to look for good more than ten. 中年人看在钱和正当理由的份上,开始仔细的搜寻,这种新闻不难找,随随便便就给陈汉升找了好十几份。 „New starting off makes a mistake flurriedly, steps on the wrong accelerator to kill 5 people.” “新手上路慌乱出错,踩错油门撞死五人。” „On the way of the newspaper news, Spring Festival the vacation gets damp, our province has No. 11 traffic accident, reminded fellow vehicle owners not to want the driver fatigue.” “本报讯,春节假期返潮途中,我省共发生11次交通事故,提醒各位车主勿要疲劳驾驶。” „Beijing , Hong Kong have the cargo train side to turn high-speed, create the intense jamming.” “京港高速发生大货车侧翻,造成强烈堵塞。” …… ・・・・・・ Chen Hansheng's satisfied nod, selected two female drivers the traffic accident that specially drives to cause, is smiling and boss says goodbye to leave. 陈汉升满意的点点头,又专门挑了两份女司机开车引起的交通事故,微笑着和老板告辞离开。 His has the goal, Chevrolet, although buys for the small fish, but Chen Hansheng does not want to make her expunge Jianye, because such arrives at the wealth institute from Dongda is a matter of foot accelerator, Chen Hansheng responded the time of does not have. 他这是有目的,雪佛兰虽然是给小鱼儿买的,但是陈汉升不想让她开去建邺,因为那样从东大来到财院就是一脚油门的事,陈汉升反应过来的时间都没有。 When can the small fish expunge Jianye this car(riage)? 什么时候小鱼儿可以把这辆车开去建邺呢？ To Chen Hansheng is slowly is better, at least needs to be many a place to arrange in Shen You after Grandma Chu's visit to Jianye , such Shen Youchu, two people are insufficient to meet. 对陈汉升来说是越慢越好,至少要在沈幼楚婆婆来建邺以后,这样沈幼楚就多了一个地方可以安排,两人不至于碰面。 Has the accident/surprise again, the scale of scene of carnage must surpass the imagination, although Chen Hansheng has set the foreshadowing for various , a point wrapped a point of preparation various plans, may think that was very frightened. 再出现意外,修罗场的规模要超过想象,尽管陈汉升已经埋下了各种伏笔,也一环套一环的预备了各种方案,可想想还是很惊悚。 However, „driving” this matter Chen Hansheng is irrecusable, this will instead make the small fish suspect, therefore gave old desolate and old Lü. 不过呢,“开车”这个事陈汉升自己不能反对,这样反而会让小鱼儿怀疑,所以就交给老萧和老吕了。 Before beginning school, Chen Hansheng receives the call of small fish to invite in the family/home to eat meal, he touches the newspaper belt/bring quietly on the body. 开学之前,陈汉升接到小鱼儿的电话邀请去家里吃饭,他就悄摸把报纸带在身上。 desolate Rongyu several days have not seen Chen Hansheng, but he visited relatives, matter that this does not have the means. 萧容鱼好几天没看到陈汉升,不过他走亲戚了,这也是没办法的事。 „little Chen, you may come, has a matter to make you figure out.” “小陈,你可来了,有个事想让你评评理。” desolate Rongyu draws Chen Hansheng to arrive in front of the parents: „Car(riage) is little Chen buys, why you do not make me expunge Jianye, I have the driver's license.” 萧容鱼拉着陈汉升来到父母面前:“车是小陈买的,你们凭什么不让我开去建邺啊,我也有驾照的。” Originally her family/home has met this matter to dispute, it seems like it is small fish 1 : 2 is at a disadvantage. 原来她家早就会这事争执起来了,看来是小鱼儿一比二处于下风。 „Unmarried girl, the father is not does not make you open.” “闺女,爸爸不是不让你开。” „Daughter slave” old desolate explained carefully: „Your driver's license is not regular, the driving school boss looks in father's face, makes you test intentionally as soon as possible, your actual driving experience were too few.” “女儿奴”老萧仔细的解释:“你那个驾照不怎么正规,驾校老板是看在爸爸的面子上,故意让你尽快考过的,你的实际驾驶经验太少了。” „little Chen was also two days.” “小陈也是两天就过了啊。” Saying that the small fish is unforgiving: „How he can start off.” 小鱼儿不依不饶的说道:“他怎么就能上路。” „He opens good.” “他开的好啊。” desolate Hongwei is pointing at Chen Hansheng: „Male student's perception to the machinery is better, the man (Han) rose to touch two is very skilled initially probably, the coaches cannot believe.” 萧宏伟指着陈汉升:“男生对机械的悟性要好一点,汉升当初好像摸两圈就很熟练了,教练都不敢相信。” „Who said the female driver is inferior to the male driver.” “谁说女司机就不如男司机的。” The small fish is pursing the lips the rebuttal, then seeks help looks to Chen Hansheng: „little Chen, you feel.” 小鱼儿噘着嘴反驳,然后求助似的看向陈汉升:“小陈,你觉得呢。” „I support you to drive to go to Jianye.” “我支持你开车去建邺的。” Chen Hansheng not only had not opposed, but also very firm saying, even also consoles with the desolate grand couple: „Uncle Xiao, Auntie Lu, is not skilled are not related, started off to be OK several times, never dares to drive that unable to learn forever, later drove no longer is an occupation, was only the necessary skill in life.” 陈汉升不仅没反对,而且很坚定的说道,甚至还和萧宏伟夫妇劝解:“萧叔,吕姨,不熟练也没关系啊,多上路几次就可以了,永远不敢开车那永远都学不会的,以后开车不再是一种职业了,只是生活中的必备技能。” „This” “这・・・・・・” Sees Chen Hansheng to support the small fish, desolate is grand and Lü Yuqing somewhat hesitates, he said is also reasonable. 看到陈汉升支持小鱼儿,萧宏伟和吕玉清有些犹豫,他说的也有道理。 „Thank you, little Chen.” “谢谢你,小陈。” Small fish to Chen Hansheng sweet smiles. 小鱼儿冲着陈汉升甜甜的一笑。 „That first eats meal, the father considered again.” “那先吃饭吧,爸爸再考虑考虑。” desolate Hongwei decides to try to find a satisfying both sides solution. 萧宏伟决定想个两全其美的办法。 After finishing eating the food, Lü Yuqing tidied up to sit to the sofa on, grasped nearby newspaper conveniently seems like. 吃完饭以后,吕玉清收拾完毕坐到沙发上,随手抓起旁边的报纸看起来。 However looks, Lü Yuqing maintains the appropriate complexion to be suddenly stiff, the breath follows rapidly, she „” falls the newspaper on the tea table, shoving open desolate Rongyu bedroom that does not knock on a door. 不过看着看着,吕玉清保养得当的脸色突然生硬起来,呼吸都跟着急促,她“啪”的一声把报纸摔在茶几上,根本不敲门的推开萧容鱼的卧室。 „Small fish, I and you said that so long as I am your mother, you gave up any idea of that is driving to go to the school!” “小鱼儿,我和你说,只要我还是你妈,你就休想开着车去学校！” …… ・・・・・・ ( Emphasized again one time, did not suggest to study, but remembers that a to praise, liked you loving you.) (再强调一次,不建议学习,不过记得点赞啊,爱你爱你哟。)