Post management. 贴吧管理方。 The company technique department makes a mess! 公司技术部乱作一团！ „Softball could not preserve!” “垒球吧保不住了！” „Title!” “封号啊！” „Quick, quick!” “快,快！” „Has sealed, the person were too many!” “封了,人太多了啊！” „Ended, the softball also exploded!” “完了,垒球吧也爆了！” „God, how will have these many people!” “上帝啊,怎么会有这么多人啊！” „Hurries to telephone again, making technique come!” “赶紧再打电话啊,让技术员都过来！” „Boss, today is the lunar New Year's Day, many people returned to one's old home to celebrate the new year!” “头儿,今天是大年初一啊,好多人都回老家过年了！” „Zhang Ye fans was also too fierce!” “张烨的粉丝也太猛了啊！” „Many help! Did Zhang Ye with sports world challenge, cosmetics post mix? Has any relations to feed with you!” “还有好多帮忙的啊！张烨跟体坛打架,化妆品贴吧怎么也掺和进来了？跟你们有什么关系啊喂！” „Was chaotic, all messed up!” “乱了,全乱套了！” „Big new year's celebration, was insane!” “大过年的,都疯了啊！” ...... …… At this moment, several sports world posts that only saves also basically gave up the resistance. 此刻,仅存的几个体坛贴吧也基本放弃了抵抗。 „Opens the jurisdiction! Bans the Small-sized speech!” “开权限啊！禁小号发言啊！” „Cannot open.” “开不了了。” „Why?” “为什么啊？” „The opposite party has Hacker!” “对方有黑客！” „What?” “什么？” „Our seven manager account numbers could not record!” “我们七个管理员账号都登入不了了！” „That, that what to do?” “那,那怎么办啊？” „...... Has not managed.” “……没办。” They laid down arms directly! 他们直接缴枪了！ This fight, has no way to hit! 这场战斗,根本就没法打啊！ On weibo. 微博上。 The Zhang Ye countdown, the sports world, „also ten minutes, I am waiting once more!” 张烨再次倒计时,体坛,“还有十分钟,我等着呢！” In Celebrity Playful Association Group. 明星逗比群里。 Numerous Celebrity are paying attention! 众多明星都在关注！ Ning Lan: „Little Zhang this aggressive vigor, is really in the bone!” 宁兰:“小张这霸气劲儿,真是骨子里的啊！” Xiaodong: „Yes, the average person wants to study unable to study!” 小冬:“是啊,一般人想学都学不了！” Fan Wenli forced smile: „Leader Zhang competes with the sports world today! Perhaps present he, no one could block!” 范文丽苦笑:“张导今天是跟体坛较上劲了啊！现在的他,恐怕谁都拦不住了！” That side. 那边。 The sports world person also by the Zhang Ye imposing manner shaking, them has only been able unceasingly Radio and TV. 体坛的人也被张烨的气势给震住了,他们只能不断广电。 Table tennis team Li Qi: „Radio and TV! Do you have a look, to punish the result not to have?” 乒乓球队李琦:“广电！你们看看,处罚结果还没下来吗？” National table tennis team head coach Liu Yifeng: „Brings fans to cause trouble, is this not contrary? Had the person to manage? Had the person to manage?” 国家乒乓球队总教练刘一峰:“带着粉丝闹事,这还不算违规吗？有没有人管了？有没有人管了？” Han Li exclaimed in Weibo: „I urged, comprehensive banned Zhang Ye!” 韩力在微薄吼道:“我呼吁,全面封-杀张烨！” Guard Tang Hechang of national soccer team also shout: „Resists this type not - good entertainer!” 一国家足球队的后卫唐和昌也喊道:“抵制这种不-良艺人！” Finally they just shouted that the posts of their several people one after another were also exploded! Some athlete popularity are low, simply personally has not pasted, some result good for example Han Li Li Qi they, have the post, but the population are not many, few person pays attention. No matter what, is no exception! 结果他们刚喊完,他们几个人的贴吧也被陆续爆了！有的运动员人气低,根本没有个人贴吧,有的成绩好一些的比如韩力李琦他们,是有贴吧的,只不过人数不多,没太多人关注。但不管怎么样,都无一幸免！ Han Li was exploded! 韩力吧被爆！ Li Qi was exploded! 李琦吧被爆！ Tang Hechang was exploded! 唐和昌吧被爆！ Tang...... Big Zhang Tie was exploded! 唐……大章贴吧被爆！ The Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang post the original uneventfulness, everybody with a laugh was still chatting this Zhang Ye war sports world matter, but also was sending post live broadcast, although they with the relational always potential of Zhang Ye with water and fire, although Tang Dazhang and relations of Crosstalk with Zhang Ye was the mortal enemy, abused each other frequently, but the matter does not close today already, they have not entered the war. 相声演员唐大章的贴吧本来一片风平浪静,大家还在笑呵呵地聊着这次张烨大战体坛的事呢,还在发帖子直播呢,虽然他们跟张烨的关系一向势同水火,虽然唐大章和相声界跟张烨的关系一直是死敌,经常对骂,可今天事不关已,他们也没参战。 May suddenly, not have the indication, troll army emerge, free time of blinking Tang Dazhang exploding! 可突然,毫无征兆的,水军们涌现,眨眨眼的工夫就把唐大章吧给爆了！ „What?” “什么？” „Fuck!” “我草！” „!” “啊！” „Why to explode us?” “干嘛爆我们啊？” „You hit with the sports world! We also have not scolded you today!” “你们跟体坛打啊！我们今天又没骂你们！” „Your younger sister!” “你妹啊！” The Tang Dazhang fans ignorant encircled! 唐大章的粉丝都蒙圈了！ Finally, Big Sabre Bro of team leader in Tang Dazhang the exploded previous quarter, sent one made all crowds smile to faint post «not to do right by, Tang Dazhang and Tang Hechang name pronunciation has looked like, the violent made a mistake!» 结果,领队的大刀兄在唐大章吧被爆的前一刻,发了一个让所有围观群众都笑晕了的帖子《对不住啊,唐大章和唐和昌的名字发音太像了,暴错了！》 Did the violent make a mistake? 暴错了？ Puff! 噗！ Tang Dazhang fans faints! 唐大章粉丝晕倒！ The crowds smile to pull out! 围观群众笑抽！ Tang Dazhang lying down spear|gun, became this time will soon write down exploding of history the most innocent victim of war! 唐大章吧躺枪,成为了这次即将载入历史的爆吧大战的最无辜受害者！ At this time, Zhang Ye Weibo also spoke, „I must say one, today this matter not and pastes the loquacious friends in view of each post, had the accidental injury, I accompanied to you here am not, but the matter must manage, this tone I may not swallow! Um, three minutes!” 这时,张烨的微薄又说话了,“我要说一句,今天这件事不是针对各个贴吧和贴吧吧友们的,有误伤的,我在这里给你们陪个不是,但事儿还是得办,这口气我可咽不了！嗯,还有三分钟！” „Top you!” “顶你！” „Supports Teacher Zhang!” “支持张老师！” „Right, this tone cannot swallow!” “对,这口气不能咽！” „First scolded us, but also wanted us to apologize? Grass!” “先骂我们,还要我们道歉？草！” „Top Teacher Zhang!” “顶张老师！” „Clay figurine also has three points of anger!” “泥人还有三分火气呢！” The sports world face suppressed red! 体坛的人脸都憋红了！ Radio and TV? 广电呢？ Serious processing that just said? 刚说的严肃处理呢？ Process result that immediately must give? 马上要给的处理结果呢？ Noisily became like this, why also nobody came out!? 都闹成这样了,为什么还没有人出来！？ Before the mint threatens Zhang Ye a half hour, finally also has two minutes! 离钱局之前威胁张烨的半个小时,最后还有两分钟！ One minute! 还有一分钟！ 30 seconds...... 30秒…… Ten seconds...... 十秒…… Five seconds...... 五秒…… Exploded the movement also to stop. 爆吧运动也停止了。 All people have observed closely time, all people are waiting for Radio and TV Voice! 所有人都盯住了时间,所有人都在等待广电的声音！ Then, then did not have then! 然后,然后就没有然后了！ Sports world countless people shocking were also innumerable Radio and TV relevant authority several times, actually anything replied does not have, all reporting liked a stone dropped into the sea! 体坛的无数人都震惊地又无数次了广电相关部门几次,却什么回音都没有,所有举报都石沉大海！ Liu Yifeng is stunned, „why?” 刘一峰错愕,“为什么？” Han Li said: „How can like this?” 韩力道:“怎么会这样？” Li Qi dao: „Didn't they, they accept?” 李琦道:“他们,他们不是受理了吗？” Nobody knows why this is! 没有人知道这是为什么！ Threat final time crosses, the Zhang Ye anything matter in good condition did not have! 威胁的最后时间已经过了,张烨还好端端的什么事都没有！ Famous movie star Ning Lan well. 著名影星宁兰咦了一声。 A Chen Guang Fan Wenli face doubt. 陈光范文丽一脸狐疑。 Capital City Spring Festival Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang stares. 京城春晚总导演常晓亮一愣。 Netizens also surprised uncertain. 网友们也都惊疑不定。 „Ha?” “哈？” „All right?” “没事儿？” „Was all right?” “没事了？” „Hasn't Radio and TV...... managed?” “广电……没管？” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Was all right, we are one's own frighten one's own!” “本来就没事啊,咱们是自己吓唬自己啊！” „Right, Teacher Zhang that Sketch, the lines goal of creation is to satirize flatters this phenomenon, this has the profound meaning, and Program of energy, how to have the issue?” “对啊,张老师那小品,创作的台词目的是为了讽刺拍马屁这种现象啊,这是有深意并且正能量的节目啊,怎么会有问题？” „Good!” “太好了！” „Teacher Zhang was all right!” “张老师没事了！” „Has a false alarm, has a false alarm!” “虚惊一场,虚惊一场啊！” „That sports commission leadership?” “那体委领导呢？” „Right, person? How to have?” “对啊,人呢？怎么没了？” „He comes out is very insolent, compels to be very big, I who installs also think multi- fucking awesome!” “他出来的时候还挺张狂,逼装的挺大,我还以为有多牛-逼呢！” „You did not say that makes Teacher Zhang have the skill not to apologize to try? Teacher Zhang has tried! Now I want to ask, then?” “你不是说让张老师有本事不道歉试试吗？张老师已经试试了！现在我想问,然后呢？” Fought here, the victory and defeat has divided! 战斗到了这里,胜负已分了！ The sports world denounced imposingly , the disastrous defeat, at this time, had sports world many athlete dingily Log out imposingly. 体坛轰轰烈烈地声讨,又轰轰烈烈地惨败,此时,已经有体坛的不少运动员灰溜溜地下线了。 Too miserable! 太惨了！ They defeated too miserably! 他们败得太惨了！ The netizens today of surrounding also looks claps to exclaim over! 围观的网友们今天也看得拍手叫绝！ „Satisfied a craving!” “太过瘾了！” „Yes, is really the field classical campaign!” “是啊,真是场经典战役啊！” „‚Black 1 st’ will certainly go down in history!” “‘黑色初一’必将载入史册！” „The fire of my Eight Trigrams in flaming burns! If can see such splendid battle of words every day, I die with no regrets!” “我的八卦之火在熊熊燃烧！要是每天都能看到这么精彩的骂战,我死而无憾啊！” „Today, Zhang Ye has again proven his fans cohesive force!” “今天,张烨再一次证明了他粉丝的凝聚力！” „Zhang Ye is too aggressive today! From imposing manner on crush opponent!” “张烨今儿个太霸气了！从气势上就碾压对手了啊！” „Crisp!” “爽！” „This weaponry plays attractively!” “这仗打得漂亮！” The fight ended. 战斗落幕了。 The post the aspect is cleaning a stretch of battlefield in confusion. 贴吧方面在打扫一片狼藉的战场。 Manager weibo also starts large surface area deletion to have the commentary of dirty words. 微博管理员也开始大面积删除有脏字的评论。 But, the national table tennis team members and coaches of event cause are actually not able to accept this result, how they arrived could not think through Radio and TV not to have the sound suddenly! 可是,事件起因的国家乒乓球队队员和教练们却根本无法接受这个结果,他们到了也想不通广电怎么突然没有动静了！ It is not good! 不行！ Cannot such consider as finished! 不能就这么算了！ They cannot throw this person! 他们丢不起这个人啊！ Han Li becomes angry out of shame saying: „Radio and TV, no matter? Reported to the net police!” 韩力恼羞成怒道:“广电不管？给网警举报！” Li Qi eyes one bright, „right, he instigated the netizen to gather to cause trouble, has exploded that many posts, this was the network wicked *, the Net Prison person affirmed manages!” 李琦眼睛一亮,“对,他煽动网友聚集闹事,爆了那么多贴吧,这是网络恶*件啊,网监的人肯定得管！” „Reporting!” “举报！” „Net Prison goes!” “网监去！” The people of table tennis team came up, real name reporting! 乒乓球队的人呼呼啦啦又上去了,实名举报！ However, their perhaps forever does not know that they to Radio and TV reported before the above of examination contrary department is in charge of vice- bureau - long Wu Zeqing Zhang Ye girlfriend. But now, they sued in the reporting past Net Prison department fiercest once are world-famous Hacker net police Fan Yingyun, was the Zhang Ye fans group current regimental commander! Just battle of words, just exploding the motion, was the female net police of this Net Prison department leads from the start! Luckily the table tennis team and sports world people do not know the circumstances of the matter, otherwise they must spit blood really for three days three nights! 然而,他们或许永远也不会知道,他们之前向广电举报审查违规部门的上面的分管副局-长吴则卿正是张烨的女朋友。而现在,他们投诉举报过去的网监部门里最厉害的一个曾经是世界著名黑客的网警范映芸,正是张烨粉丝团现任团长！刚刚的骂战,刚刚的爆吧行动,压根就是这位网监部门的女网警带队的！幸亏乒乓球队和体坛的众人不知情,否则他们真得吐血三天三夜！ The netizens looked, came air/Qi! 网友一看,又都来气了！ „Didn't have?” “还没完了？” „Also reported?” “还举报啊？” „Do you also dislike insufficiently disgraced?” “你们还嫌不够丢人？” „!” “靠！” „Teacher Zhang is careful!” “张老师小心啊！” „This matter may be possible to be small really greatly! Before everybody also had the battle of words, there are to explode the motion, may mostly be the netizen spontaneous organization, this time was Teacher Zhang stands personally the direction, if this were held to label, was the important matter!” “这事儿真的可大可小！以前大家也有骂战,也有爆吧行动,可大都是网友自发组织的,这次是张老师亲自站出来指挥啊,这要是被人抓住扣帽子,也是大事啊！” „?” “啊？” „That what to do?” “那咋办？” „Teacher Zhang hurries to delete weibo first!” “张老师赶紧先删微博啊！” „Right, beforehand has deleted first, is good said again!” “对,把之前的都删了先,行不行的再说！” „Has deleted uselessly also! Has the record!” “删了也没用啊！都有记录！” Many fans all of a sudden are worried. 很多粉丝又一下子担心起来。 After Zhang Ye looks, a computer of operation, ate Skill Book network technique to be busy at work with him slightly, changed something, in addition something, then nods, has made a phone call to Yao Jiancai. 张烨看后,略微操作的一下电脑,用他吃了技能书的网络技术噼里啪啦地一阵忙活,改了一些东西,加了一些东西,然后点点头,给姚建才打了一个电话。 „Old Yao, a little matter looks for you.” “老姚,有点事找你。” ...... …… Quick, Yao Jiancai Weibo has voiced suddenly, „hello, I am Zhang Ye, ah, my Weibo was robbed the number, what just had? Weibo, please help me retrieve password, has sent the appeal to retrieve to you.” 很快,姚建才的微薄突然发声了,“大家好,我是张烨,啊呀,我的微薄被人盗号啦,刚刚发生了什么？微薄,请帮我找回密码,已经给你们发申诉找回了。” Then, a weibo job number has also replied below, „your good Teacher Zhang Ye, just we to look up, the landing site of account number in USA, the password truly by changing, we have been needed to verify your ID card and cell phone number in the private letter a moment ago, so that reset password.” 接着,微博的一个工作号也在下面回复了,“你好张烨老师,刚刚我们查了一下,刚才账号的登陆地点是在美-国,密码确实被修改了,我们需要在私信里核实一下您的身份证和手机号,以便重置密码。” Weibo that Zhang Ye borrows: „Thank you, good, has been able to bring back my Weibo number finally! Despises to rob number thief while convenient, was too shameless!” 张烨借用的微薄:“谢谢你们,太好了,终于可以拿回我的微薄号啦！顺便鄙视一下盗号贼,太无耻了！” Robs the number? 盗号？ Were you robbed the number? 你被盗号了？ Ning Lan: „......” 宁兰:“……” Chen Guang is stunned! 陈光愕然！ Liu Yifeng was silly! 刘一峰傻了！ Han Li spurts the blood! 韩力喷血！ Chang Xiaoliang faints! 常晓亮晕倒！ In the entire network saw that this saying a person nearly somersault falls down, in the heart is similar 10,000 damn to dash! All people cannot bear are shouting one at heart: Do you also despise to rob the number thief? Fuck are you shameless good! World not compared with you shameless!! 整个网络上看到这话的人都险些一个跟头摔倒在地,心中仿佛有10000头草泥马飞奔而过！所有人都忍不住在心里大喊一句:你还鄙视盗号贼？我草你才无耻好不好！全世界都没有比你再无耻的了啊！！ How familiar! 多么熟悉的一幕啊！ How kind regards the feeling! 多么亲切的即视感啊！ Celebrity exclusive special-purpose big move of robbed number!! 明星独家专用大招被盗号！！ The sports world person no one has thought that Zhang Ye offered a sacrifice to this classical move at this time unexpectedly! Were you robbed the number? The piece that your his mother just that opinion and harmed others, who could the world also write besides you? Now scolded also to scold, the matter, has your his mother unexpectedly simple-hearted also emitted one „to be robbed the number”? Also „ah”? 体坛的人谁也没想到张烨居然在这个时候祭出了这个经典招数！你被盗号？你他妈刚刚那番言论和损人的段子,全世界除了你谁还写得出来？现在骂也骂完了,事儿也了了,你他妈居然天真无邪地冒出一句“被盗号啦”？还“啊呀”？ I ah your younger sister!! 我啊呀你妹啊！！ They by Zhang Ye gave the air/Qi to be ignorant shameless! 他们都被张烨的无耻给气懵了！