IRAS :: Volume #9

#899: Explodes the group to go to battle


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On Weibo. 微薄上。 Situation sudden change! 形势突变! Zhang Ye just the sports world leadership, the Radio and TV department commenced the investigation hardly! 张烨硬刚体坛领导,广电部门介入调查! Sports world by Zhang Ye has enraged extremely arrogantly, has emerged all of a sudden a wave of coach and athlete. The sports commission leaders were contradicted, as a sports world member, many people are impossible to pretend unable to see, if at this time did not come out, that was the principled mistake! In an instant, the innumerable sports world elites and trainers started to join denounced the Zhang Ye army! Finally, came out including national soccer team current head coaches! 体坛被张烨的狂妄激怒了,一下子又涌现了一波教练和运动员。体委领导被顶撞了,作为体坛的一份子,很多人都不可能装作看不见,这时候如果不出来,那就属于原则性的错误了!刹那间,无数体坛精英和教练员都开始加入了声讨张烨的大军!最后,连国家足球队现任总教练都出来了! National basketball team. 国家篮球队的。 Provincial level badminton team. 省级羽毛球队的。 Municipal swimming team. 市级游泳队的。 Ice-skating association. 滑冰运动协会的。 All came! 全来了! Real name reporting Zhang Ye!” “实名举报张烨!” Was too rampant!” “太嚣张了!” „Does mint you also dare top?” “钱局你也敢顶?” I have not believed that do not have the law of the land!” “我还不信,没有王法了!” Right , to continue to report!” “对,继续举报!” Radio and TV, please as soon as possible give us a process result!” 广电,请尽快给我们一个处理结果!” This type ********, this thorough banned!” “这种********,就该彻底封-杀!” Radio and TV, you can have a look at «Giving what is desired» Sketch now, has a look at Weibo of Zhang Ye that several satire insult sports again, doesn't this person seal?” 广电,你们现在就可以看看《投其所好》的小品,再看看张烨那几个讽刺侮辱体育运动的微薄,这种人不封吗?” Please give us a sports world confession!” “请给我们体坛一个交代!” Must process severely!” “必须严肃处理!” Apologized, must make Zhang Ye apologize to the sports world officially!” “还有道歉,必须让张烨正式向体坛道歉!” Otherwise, we do not give up!” “否则,我们决不罢休!” Does not give up!” “决不罢休!” Zhang Ye this held the hornet's nest! 张烨这回可谓是捅了马蜂窝! Had troll army to be unable to continue watching, came up to start to scold. 水军看不下去了,上去就开始骂。 But quick had been blocked, do not scold, first do not scold, we cannot add the matter to Teacher Zhang Ye, had not looked that Radio and TV involved, is looking up Teacher Zhang, we on, instead added to the chaos at this time! Teacher Zhang lifted a ban last year with great difficulty, do you also want to look at Teacher Zhang again by banned?” 可很快就被人拦住了,“别骂了,先都别骂了,咱们不能给张烨老师添事儿了,没看广电都已经介入了吗,正在查张老师呢,咱们这时候上,反而是添乱!张老师去年好不容易才被解禁了啊,你们还想看张老师再被封-杀一回?” Stops!” “都停一停!” paralysis, choked with rage!” 麻痹,太窝火了!” We so have been when aggrieved!” “咱们什么时候这么憋屈过啊!” Irritated me!” “气死我了!” Now what to do?” “现在怎么办啊?” Does not know!” “不知道啊!” Who offers advice! Helps Teacher Zhang?” “谁来出个主意啊!怎么帮张老师?” fans forcefully suppressed anger! 粉丝们都强行压住了火气! Ha Qiqi was wild with rage! 哈齐齐气疯了! Zhang Zuo Little Wang Wu Yi they are also in an uncontrollable rage! 张左小王武易他们也怒不可遏! Does the powerful involvement of Radio and TV, let Chang Xiaoliang and Hu Fei also somewhat breaks into sweat, what to do now Little Zhang? Will he do? 广电的强势介入,让常晓亮胡飞也有些冒冷汗,现在小张怎么办?他会怎么做? The matter made in a big way, no one has expected this time battle of words to affect the range to be so big, even was in a Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering situation, this year since January, online did not have the fight of such wide scope, Entertainment Circle did Celebrity fight the entire sports world? At this moment, innumerable Entertainment Circle Celebrity and colleagues are also observing. For example Ning Lan, for example Huo Dongfang, for example Xiaodong, for example the Chen Guang husband and wife, for example the people of other CCTV and local television stations, everybody wants to have a look, how this fights to the end to carry on, concludes! 事情闹得太大了,谁也没料到这次的骂战会波及范围这么大,甚至到了一种惊天动地的地步,今年从一月份以来,网上还从没有过这么大范围的战斗呢,娱乐圈明星战整个体坛?此刻,无数的娱乐圈明星和行内人士也都在观战。比如宁兰,比如霍东方,比如小冬,比如陈光夫妻,比如央视和其他地方电视台的人,大家都想看看,这场战斗到底会怎么进行,怎么收尾! Suddenly, Zhang Ye appeared! 突然,张烨出现了! However he a few words on weibo, shocked the common people once again! 然而他在微博上的一句话,又一次将世人惊呆了! Zhang Ye is calm: Mint, sports world, already past five minutes, 25 minutes! Looks that you come out restless, I thought that my «Giving what is desired» satirized Sketch of bootlicker truly not to speak incorrectly, cannot light look at you to perform, I announced that from now on, will start to explode!” 张烨淡定道:“钱局,体坛,已经过去五分钟了,还有25分钟!看着你们一个个地出来闹腾,我觉得我《投其所好》讽刺马屁精的小品确实没有说错,也不能光看你们表演啊,我宣布,从现在起,开始爆吧!” Explodes? 爆吧? Explodes the post?? 爆贴吧?? The online all people were shocked! 网上所有人都震惊了! Everybody has not thought absolutely that sports world these many celebrities came out, Radio and TV was involving to investigate, in this crucial point, this critical time, choice of Zhang Ye unexpectedly hardly just! Moreover is one type strongly crazier hard just! Explodes? This is or dies continuous! 大家万万也没想到,体坛这么多名人都出来了,广电正在介入调查了,这个节骨眼上,这个危急时刻,张烨的选择竟然还是硬刚!而且是一种更加强硬更加疯狂的硬刚!爆吧?这是要不死不休啊! Chang Xiaoliang faints! 常晓亮晕倒! Chen Guang Fan Wenli sweat! 陈光范文丽大汗! Ning Lan is stunned! 宁兰愕然! Huo Dongfang is shocked! 霍东方惊呆! Watches the fun the person who surrounds, at this moment was scared! 很多看热闹围观的人,此刻都傻眼了! Insane! 疯了啊! Shit today's Zhang Ye was insane! 我靠今天的张烨疯了啊! Zhang Ye has issued the goal, „the first station, table tennis team!” 张烨紧接着就发布了目标,“第一站,乒乓球队!” troll army seethed with excitement suddenly! 水军猛然间沸腾了! The fans bloodlines of Zhang Ye spurt to open! 张烨粉丝血脉喷张! Comrades, came out to me!” “同志们,都给我出来了!” Teacher Zhang spoke, war!” 张老师发话了,战!” War!!” “战!!” Grass he big - master -! Fights on the war!” “草他大-爷-的!战就战!” I and other this moment waited to be very long!” “我等这一刻已经等很久了!” Teacher Zhang! Already waited for your words!” 张老师!早就等你这句话了!” Does them!” “干他们!” Which you finger, we where!” “你指哪儿,我们打哪儿!” Teacher Zhang you are cool today!” 张老师你今天帅呆了!” Teacher Zhang told, but also there is anything to say!” 张老师吩咐了,还有什么说的啊!” Does his!” “干丫的!” Walks!” “走!” Made war! 开战了! Was not the piece of work battle of words, this time was fighting of real swords and spears! 不是小打小闹的骂战了,这次是真刀真枪的战了! Explodes, this is very irritable movement of one also on Zhang Ye that Earth, denouncing on weibo compared with wishy-washy that and shouts abuse in public, the aggressiveness that explodes is stronger, the vulnerability is fuller, the lethality is bigger! Generally only if the dead enmity, otherwise few people will choose this vulnerability enormous way . Moreover the manpower and resources that must consume were too huge, the average person does not have this rallying point! 爆吧,这是一项在张烨那个地球上也十分火爆的运动,比起微博上的声讨和骂街的不疼不痒,爆吧的侵略性更强,伤害性更足,毁坏性更大!一般除非是死仇,否则很少有人会选择这种伤害性极大的方式,而且要消耗的人力与资源太庞大了,一般人也没有这个号召力! But today, Zhang Ye stood! 但今天,张烨站出来了! Explodes, lets countless person burning with passion! 一声“爆吧”,让无数人热血沸腾 The sports commission leader and sports world people have also tarried, transfers, cavity anger welled up on the forehead all of a sudden, Zhang Ye, you dared! 体委领导和体坛的一众人也呆住了,转即,一腔怒火一下子涌到了脑门上,张烨,你敢! But he dares really! 可他真的敢! Zhang Ye fans also really dares!! 张烨粉丝也真的敢!! The post of table tennis team the flash had been seized by Zhang Ye troll army, really in Zhang Ye issues in the several seconds after weibo, table tennis team post already a piece in confusion! 乒乓球队的贴吧一瞬间就被张烨水军们占领了,真的就在张烨发布微博后的十几秒钟内,乒乓球队贴吧已然一片狼藉! Starts to explode!” “开始爆吧!” One team came!” “一队来了!” Two teams of registrations!” “二队报到!” Three teams arrived in full!” “三队到齐了!” Four teams have taken place!” “四队已经就位!” „The Zhang Ye fans group goes to battle! The miscellaneous personnel withdraw!” 张烨粉丝团出征!闲杂人等退避!” Makes war!” “开战!” Fights for the dignity!” “为尊严而战!” stupid cunt Han Li!” 傻-逼韩力!” stupid cunt Liu Yifeng!” 傻-逼刘一峰!” Today, the god keeps off deicide Buddha to keep off to kill Buddha!” “今天,神挡杀神佛挡杀佛!” With me on! Captures the table tennis team post!” “跟我上!攻陷乒乓球队贴吧!” Under the leadership of Zhang Ye fans group regimental commander Big Sabre Bro, troll army probably insane were the same, flushed group by group, the quantity of trash post and cursing at people post is almost to soar, is almost renovates upward to rise on several hundred several hundred places, finally brushed over ten thousand! 张烨粉丝团团长大刀兄的带领下,水军们好像疯了一样,一批一批地冲了过来,垃圾帖子和骂人帖子的数量几乎是直线飙升,几乎是刷新一下就几百篇几百篇地往上涨,最后刷到了上万篇! One -and-a-half points of! 一分半钟! Has only used short one -and-a-half points of! 只用了短短的一分半钟! The table tennis team post falls to the enemy! 乒乓球队贴吧沦陷! The address is unable to open, was exploded! 地址无法打开,被爆吧了! The table tennis team pastes the loquacious to advocate peace several managers even including responding time does not have, could not go, brother several looked silly! 乒乓球队贴吧吧主和几个管理员甚至连反应时间都没有,就已经进不去了,哥几个都看傻了! Surrounded the lively netizens also to look silly! 围观热闹的网友们也看傻了! Fuck! 我草 This was also too fierce! 这也太猛了啊! This what battle efficiency!? 这什么战斗力啊!? At this time, Zhang Ye Weibo also spoke, next station, football team!” 这时,张烨微薄又说话了,“下一站,足球队!” Sees this weibo, football team post the member and manager all were also scared! 看见这条微博,足球队贴吧的成员和管理员也全慌神了! „It is not good!” “不好!” They must come!” “他们要来了!” „, How is we?” “靠,怎么是我们啊?” Be careful! Is careful!” “小心啊!都小心啊!” Went bad! The people came!” “坏了!人已经来了!” Quick establishment jurisdiction! Quick! Forbids Small-sized to post!” “快设置权限!快!禁止小号发帖!” Sets the jurisdiction quickly!” “快设权限!” Football team post the person were anxious, no matter also anything does lose face, the Zhang Ye army just killed, their main directly started the jurisdiction limit, Small-sized under several levels are unable to speak in their posts, danger that avoided being exploded. 足球队贴吧的人都急了,也不管什么丢脸不丢脸的了,张烨的大军刚一杀过来,他们一个吧主就直接开启了权限限制,几级之下的小号无法在他们的贴吧发言了,也避免了被爆吧的危险。 Good!” “好了!” Established.” “设置了。” Shouted, scary.” “呼,吓死人了啊。” „, Really is almost dangerous!” “差一点啊,真悬!” This group of draft animals were too fierce, how many seconds have posted 200 trash posts? If this is late a point to set the jurisdiction, we were also dangerous!” “这帮牲口太猛了,就几秒钟已经发了200篇垃圾帖子?这要是再晚一点设权限,咱们也危险了啊!” The Zhang Ye army could not force one's way into, most people could not speak. 张烨的大军打不进来了,绝大多数人都发不了言。 Football team post the person relaxed. 足球队贴吧的人都松了口气。 But the next quarter, made their frightened matters have just already the limited jurisdiction, unexpectedly was opened, was not the exterior operation, but was the internal management personnel's operation! 可是下一刻,一件让他们惊悚的事情发生了刚刚已经被限制的权限,居然被人打开了,不是外部操作,而是内部管理人员的操作! The armies one enter the center! 大军一下杀入腹地! Surrounds the netizen to be perplexed! 围观网友不明所以! Football team post the person also ignorant compelled! 足球队贴吧的人也懵逼了! What's the matter?” “怎么回事?” Why can like this?” “为什么会这样?” Grass! Who opened the jurisdiction?” “草!谁把权限打开了?” Your Uncle! Who gave to ban me?” “你大爷!谁把我给禁了?” „, I was also banned!” “啊,我也被禁了!” Bans to say the one's own person!” “怎么禁言自己人啊!” Football team post after several advocating peace managers investigate flurriedly, once again has tarried, in members have also tarried, cannot believe the eye of one's own simply! 足球队贴吧的几个吧主和管理员们慌乱调查之后,又一次呆住了,吧里的会员们也都呆住了,一个个简直不敢相信自己的眼睛! Heavens!/[days]! Big Lord...... Big the Lord revolted!” 天啊!大吧主……大吧主叛变了!” crap! Black brother!” 我了个去!黑哥!” Black mole do you do!” “黑子你丫干嘛啊!” Fuck!” 我草啊!” Football team post big Lord revolted! 足球队贴吧的大吧主叛变了! This news smiled to hoodwink the innumerable crowds! 这个消息笑蒙了无数围观群众! Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” Puff!” “噗!” Also can like this?” “还可以这样吗?” Does attractively! Hahahahaha!” “干得漂亮!哈哈哈哈哈!” Hello I smiled to pull out! Big main can also revolt?” 哎呦喂我笑抽了!大吧主也能叛变的吗?” The post of football team was sports world numerous posts in the aggregate biggest one, the large number of elderly persons, was under big main black mole revolting situation, the Zhang Ye army collaborated from outside with the inside with it, unexpectedly the football team post fell to the enemy the table tennis team post was quicker, one was exploded! 足球队的贴吧是体坛众多贴吧聚集体中最大的一个了,人数众多,可是在大吧主黑子叛变的情况下,张烨的大军与其里应外合,足球队贴吧竟然比乒乓球队贴吧沦陷的更快,一下就被爆了! Zhang Ye Weibo: 20 minutes, next, basketball team!” 张烨微薄:“还有20分钟,下一个,篮球队!” Sports world person anger faces upwards! 体坛的人怒火朝天! Han Li has scolded, Zhang Ye you big - master!” 韩力开骂了,“张烨你大-爷!” Liu Yifeng shouted to clear the way: This smelly rascal!” 刘一峰喝道:“这个臭流-氓!” The post was exploded, normally does not have what influence to these athletes, they must have a meat, waits for the server to fix can continue to open, may in fact, these posts actually be their faces, the meat must have, but the face all did not have, Zhang Ye and his fans pulled out their faces in a palm of the hand palm of the hand! Can they not be mad? Can they not get angry? 贴吧被爆,按说对这些运动员来说并没有什么影响,他们也少不了一块肉,等服务器修好又可以继续开启,可实际上,这些贴吧却是他们的脸啊,肉是少不了,可脸却全没了啊,张烨和他的粉丝们是在一巴掌一巴掌地抽他们的脸啊!他们怎么能不气?他们怎么能不怒? But facing Zhang Ye troll army, they can only look helplessly! 可是面对张烨水军,他们只能眼睁睁看着! Incessantly is the Zhang Ye person, other innumerable posts the person also joined has crusaded against army! 不止是张烨的人,还有无数其他贴吧的人也加入了“讨伐大军”! Network game comes to cheer for the friend of Zhang Ye fans group!” “‘网络游戏吧’前来助阵张烨粉丝团的朋友!” ‚The Dong Shanshan post backing group reports in!” “‘董杉杉贴吧后援团’前来报到!” Cosmetics all the friend helps the fellow daoist helping hand!” “‘化妆品吧’全体吧友来助道友一臂之力!” „The friend of Zhang Ye fans group, the previous time matter has helped thank you, we returned the inferior favour! All listens to you to transfer! Does them!” 张烨粉丝团的朋友,上次的事谢谢你们帮忙了,我们来还上次的人情了!全听你们调动!干他们!” One place is in difficulty, help came from all sides, ‚the non- mainstream Crosstalk post comes to declare support for Zhang Ye!” “一方有难,八方支援,‘非主流相声贴吧’前来声援张烨!” The original Zhang Ye person sufficed many, has blocked the sky, now came the innumerable friendship posts the friend assisted, this population have not been able to count, breakthrough horizon! 本来张烨的人就够多了,就已经是遮天蔽日了,现在又来了无数个友情贴吧的吧友相助,这人数根本已经无法统计,突破天际了! The badminton falls to the enemy! 羽毛球吧沦陷! The tennis falls to the enemy! 网球吧沦陷! The swimming team post falls to the enemy! 游泳队贴吧沦陷! The sports post falls to the enemy! 体育运动贴吧沦陷! The sporting goods post falls to the enemy! 体育用品贴吧沦陷! The sports drink post falls to the enemy! 体育饮料贴吧沦陷! ! 一个! Ten! 十个! 20! 20个! 30! 30个! Tonight, everything can moisten the above post with the sports, all was exploded!! 今晚,凡事能跟体育沾上边的贴吧,全都被爆了!!
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