IRAS :: Volume #9

#897: Does the sports world move the reinforcement?


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On weibo. 微博上。 The loss reason table form flash that Zhang Ye sends out has spread the entire net on the fire, Weibo, the post, the major forums, the major websites, start to retransmit incessantly crazily! 张烨发出的这份输球原因统计表格一瞬间就火遍了全网,不止微薄,还有贴吧,各大论坛,各大网站,都开始疯狂转发起来! Chat software. 聊天软件。 joking Celebrity group. 逗比明星群。 A-list movie star Ning Lan has pasted a chart in the group: Cause analysis that the sports lose the game, one, ground reason: 1 st, ground was too hard. 2 nd, ground was too soft...... 一线影星宁兰在群里贴了一张图:体育比赛输球的原因分析,一、地面原因:1、地面太硬了。2、地面太软了…… After looking, in the group smiled to pull out! 看后,群里都笑抽了! Huo Dongfang: Hahahahaha!” 霍东方:“哈哈哈哈哈!” Xiaodong: Puff! Who is who writes?” 小冬:“噗!谁是谁写的啊?” Ning Lan: Zhang Ye just sent, laughed at me, took this to open mouth really!” 宁兰:“张烨刚发的,笑死我了,真服了他这张嘴了!” Chen Guang: „Did Sister Ning also observe? Hahaha!” 陈光:“宁姐也观战了?哈哈哈!” Some people have not known that what observes? What's the matter?” 有人还不知道,“什么观战?怎么回事?” Fan Wenli: Zhang Ye did with the sports world!” 范文丽:“张烨跟体坛干起来了!” Xiaodong: „?” 小冬:“啊?” Huo Dongfang: This hit the sports world?” 霍东方:“这回又打体坛了?” In this group is top Celebrity, otherwise is popularity is top, otherwise is this sector most splendid or qualifications oldest Celebrity, each takes is the person of assuming sole responsibility for an important task, today lunar New Year's Day, the larger part person in group is also invited the satellite TV Spring Festival stage, being busy of work can be imagined, even if this, Zhang Ye Weibo has spread in the group, let alone other place other groups! 这个群里都是顶尖的明星,要不然是人气顶尖的,要不然就是该行业领域最出色或资历最老的明星,每一个拿出来都是独当一面的主儿,今天正是大年初一,群里的一大半人也都被邀请到卫视春晚舞台了,工作之忙可想而知,可即便这样,张烨微薄都在群里传开了,更何况其他地方其他群了! Crazy proliferation of this Weibo like virus! 这则微薄像病毒一样疯狂扩散! Netizens in land in together revelry! 全国各地的网友们都在一起狂欢! Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈!” Looked three, has smiled your mother three!” “看了三遍,笑了你妈三遍啊!” I was not good! Whoops!” “我已经不行了!哎呦!” Zhang Ye was too fierce!” 张烨真的太厉害了!” Yes, offended him, was his mother had bad luck!” “是啊,得罪了他,算是他妈倒了血霉了!” How oh I like Zhang Ye so much!” “唉哟我怎么这么喜欢张烨啊!” Teacher Zhang shone!” 张老师又亮了啊!” Teacher Zhang this opens mouth, too he - Mother -@00000000000000084889!” 张老师这张嘴,太他-娘-牛-逼了!” Sports world person is attractive! Has a look at others Teacher Zhang to curse at people are any level! Dirty words do not have, coarse words have not brought, this is the skill! Takes a look at you again? Do you fight? The half-day sentence coherent speech does not talk clearly continually! Will question the question!” “体坛的人好好看看吧!看看人家张老师骂人是什么水平!一个脏字没有,一句难听的话也没带,这就是功力啊!再瞧瞧你们呢?你们怎么战斗的?叽里呱啦半天连句整话都说不清楚!就会质疑啊质疑的!” Puff, in the building the friend, you requests to be too high, Han Li Liu Yifeng these People are the physical culture school graduate, some have not finished attending study! Teacher Zhang? That is the Associate Professor of Peking University Chinese department and Media College broadcast department!” “噗,楼上朋友,你要求太高啦,韩力刘一峰这些人大都是体校毕业的,有的都没上完学!张老师呢?那可是北大中文系和传媒大学播音系的副教授!” Compared with cursing at people? These many years, I had not seen Zhang Ye to lose really!” “比骂人?这么多年了,我真的没见张烨输过啊!” Yes, this male servant has not lost, one time does not have!” “是啊,这厮真的没输过,一次都没有!” Today, Teacher Zhang Ye again again again told all people once again, in shouting abuse in public at this matter, so long as there are him to present, who came uselessly also!” “今天,张烨老师又又又又一次告诉了所有人,在骂街这件事上,只要有他在场,谁来了也没用!” Weibo the piece, is Zhang Ye convenient brings from his Earth, in this world, some countless people scolded the soccer to scold the classical piece of basketball, was also same on Zhang Ye that Earth, brought one casually is the classics in classics, for example this time, then scolded the soccer piece, was modified by Zhang Ye slightly, reorganized the reorganization, the effect of erupting was also astonishing! 微薄的这个段子,也是张烨顺手从他那个地球上拿过来的,在这个世界,有无数人骂足球骂篮球的经典段子,在张烨那个地球上也一样,随便拿来一个都是经典中的经典,比如这次的,便是骂足球的段子,被张烨稍微改动了一些,整理了整理,爆发出的效果也是惊人的! The netizens were encouraged! 网友都振奋了! In one vigorous effort, is powerful! 一鼓作气,气势如虹! Splendid! This battle of words is really splendid!” “精彩!这次骂战真是精彩!” Walks , to continue!” “走,继续上!” Right, beats severely don't hit a person when he's down!” “对,痛打落水狗!” Makes them find the excuse to find excuse! You look other, this did booing, sing with Teacher Zhang is not of pleasant to hear works as the reason? Get lost your grandmother - grandmother -!” “让他们找借口找理由啊!你们找别的也就算了,这一次倒好,拿张老师唱歌不好听当理由了?滚你姥-姥-的!” Brushes one wave again!” “再刷一波!” I brush Han Li!” “我刷韩力!” I lead to brush Liu Yifeng!” “我带队刷刘一峰!” I scolded hit basketball that person!” “我去骂打篮球那人!” Good, we break to pieces that badminton champion!” “好,那我们去碎那羽毛球冠军!” On!” “上!” Does him very!” “干丫挺们的!” Saw that threw compared with also to want many two times of even three times of troll army, the sports world person also to fluster a moment ago, just they retreated in defeat again and again, simply did not have the strength to hit back, now Zhang Ye this weibo comes out, holds their death hole to give them to strike fatally, they did not have the means that can only look at troll army one after another helplessly in their weibo and main pages with window-shopping! 见到扑上来比刚才还要多两倍甚至三倍的水军,体坛的人也慌了,本来刚刚他们就节节败退,根本没有还手之力了,现在张烨这个微博一出来,抓住了他们的死穴给了他们致命一击,他们就更是没办法了,只能眼睁睁看着一波又一波的水军在他们的微博上和主页上跟逛街似的! Came one group, scolded! 来了一拨,骂完走了! Also comes one group, scolded! 又来一拨,骂完走了! The first group and came back, scolded! 第一拨又回来了,骂完走了! Then, the second group and came back! 然后,第二拨又回来了! Shouted abuse in public to scold the group to brush the strange weaponry! 骂街骂出了组团刷怪的阵仗! The Liu Yifeng air/Qi is ignorant! 刘一峰气懵! Han Li and people of table tennis team also clench jaws! 韩力和兵乓球队的人也咬牙切齿! Can such have the organization strength, such to unite, be so huge and such has the team of cohesive force, weibo this domain, perhaps also only then Zhang Ye fans and that important goods support idly his daily was all right dry troll army! 能这么有组织力、这么团结、这么庞大、这么有凝聚力的队伍,微博这个领域,或许也只有张烨粉丝和那一大帮拥护他的天天闲的没事干的水军们了! The spectator crowd also looks with great interest. 旁观的人群也看得津津有味。 „Has victory and defeat decided?” “胜负已定了吧?” Ha Ha, does not have the suspense!” “哈哈,没悬念啊!” Is about to end?” “是不是快结束了啊?” How many did this scold to dial? Is the sports world person also supporting?” “这都骂多少拨了?体坛的人还挺着呐?” Ning Lan is observing. 宁兰在观战。 Chen Guang Fan Wenli has not slept, more looks is more energetic, more looks is more sober. 陈光范文丽也没睡觉,越看越精神,越看越清醒。 The Beijing TV Station person, for example Chang Xiaoliang, Hu Fei, Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou and the others, the people of Capital City Spring Festival Program group is paying attention to the tactical situation on weibo on the time from the beginning, this matter because of them, Zhang Ye to help them after all saved the scene has developed Sketch, they must certainly help, therefore Chang Xiaoliang and Hu Fei just separately had issued supported Zhang Ye Weibo, publicized to Zhang Ye this time saves the scene expresses gratitude, and explained a matter of under Sketch lines. However, their Weibo have not raised the least bit spray from the start, others early hit pitch-dark! Regarding this, they also can only smile bitterly. Ok, gives Little Zhang processing. 还有京城电视台的人,比如常晓亮,胡飞,侯哥侯弟等人,京城春晚节目组的人从一开始就时刻关注着微博上的战况,这件事毕竟是因他们而起的,张烨是为了帮他们救场才去演了小品,他们肯定要帮一下忙的,所以常晓亮胡飞刚刚都分别发布了力挺张烨微薄,也公开对张烨这次救场表示感谢,并且解释了一下小品台词的事。然而,他俩的微薄压根就没有掀起半点浪花,人家早都打得昏天黑地了!对此,他们也只能苦笑一声。算了,还是交给小张处理吧。 Ha Qiqi went forth to battle! 哈齐齐上阵了! Zhang Zuo went forth to battle! 张左上阵了! The Little Wang Wu Yi and other CCTV 14 channels of many people had slept, finally worked together a telephone to hit to awake, wore the clothes to turn on the computer! 小王武易央视14频道的好多人本来都睡觉了,结果被同事一个电话打醒,也都一个个穿上衣服开了电脑! Tong Fu is shocked, depends, hit really?” 童富惊呆,“靠,真打起来了啊?” Huang Dandan shouts in the chat group of unit: Fuck I know! Looked that Sketch I rested!” 黄丹丹在单位的聊天群喊道:“我草我才知道啊!看完小品我就睡了啊!” Little Wang angrily said: I came! Does them!” 小王气道:“我来了!干他们!” Wu Yi laughs, early waited for you, declared support for Leader Zhang quickly!” 武易大笑,“早等你们了,快来声援张导!” Huang Dandan scolded: This group of grandsons go too far! Also makes Teacher Zhang apologize? I! How you do not die! Leader Zhang, we came!” 黄丹丹骂道:“这帮孙子欺人太甚啊!还让张老师道歉?我呸!你们怎么不去死啊!张导,我们来了!” They close. 他们一拥而上。 Tong Fu brushes screen Han Li: Smelly -@00000000000000083948!” 童富刷屏韩力:“臭-傻-逼!” Huang Dandan has flushed away Liu Yifeng Weibo, is old he very!” 黄丹丹冲去了刘一峰微薄,“老丫挺!” Wu Yi scolded: Scolded was your bastard grass!” 武易骂道:“骂的就是你杂种草的!” Wu Yi they think that the one's own anything fame, has not thought everybody does not know their, therefore speaks is also very optional, is in fact, they in industry are quite famous, as a domain colleague, so long as has looked at «The Voice» and «A Bite of China», basically knows them, this is Viewership Ratings creates the record continuously, the continual nation first, took industry in two teams of television Program highest prizes! 武易他们以为自己没什么名气的,以为大家都不认识他们的,所以说起话来也很随意,可是实际上,他们在业内是相当有名的,作为一个领域的同行,只要是看过《好声音》和《舌尖》的,基本上都知道他们,这可是收视率连续创造纪录,连续全国第一,拿了业内两个电视节目最高奖的团队啊! Some television station. 某电视台。 Just entered the line shortly after new person to work overtime, he looks that a Weibo face is shocked, turns the head to look is earlier than company one year of colleague him to side, Elder Brother Sun.” 一个刚入行没多久的新人正在加班,他看着微薄一脸惊呆,转头看向旁边比他早进公司一年的同事,“孙哥。” Elder Brother Sun smile, how Little Chi?” 孙哥微笑,“怎么了小池?” Little Chi has referred to under Weibo dull, this is our television Program domain...... Team that is listed first?” 小池呆呆地指了下微薄,“这就是咱们电视节目领域……排名第一的团队?” Right?” Elder Brother Sun looks, was perspiration, the cough said: „, Probably is they.” “是吗?”孙哥一看,也是汗了一下,咳嗽道:“咳,好像是他们吧。” Little Chi tactful [say / way]: Why imagines with me...... Um, has that little is different?” 小池委婉道:“为什么跟我想象的……嗯,有那么一点点不一样呀?” The Elder Brother Sun perspiration said: You just entered this circle, has not understood situation, when you mixed a half year to know, this team in the result, truly was the television Program team industry in first, but in the temperament mental disposition, that was suitable exercise - egg, shouted abuse in public with Zhang Ye daily together, in any case, you saw them, hid their distant point to be right!” 孙哥汗道:“你刚进这个圈子,还不了解情况,等你混个半年就知道了,这个团队在成绩上,确实是电视节目团队的业内第一,但在脾气秉性上,那是相当的操-蛋,天天跟着张烨一起骂街,反正以后你见到他们,躲他们远点就对了!” Little Chi: „, I knew.” 小池:“啊,我知道了。” On weibo. 微博上。 The battle of words is still continuing! 骂战还在继续! To the present, this did not call is the battle of words, because almost does not have any war, completely is the unilateral crush! 到了现在,这都已经不叫是骂战了,因为都几乎不存在什么战争,完全是单方面的碾压! Scolded the person of bad language also to have, but their most people had not conferred a title upon, because nobody reported them radically, because the weibo administrative personnel were unbearably busy, on today's Weibo, is one piece scolds the sound sea! 骂脏话的人也有很多,但他们大部分人都没被封号,因为根本没有人举报他们,因为微博管理人员根本忙不过来,今天的微薄上面,都是一片骂声的海洋! The Weibo management title deleted placard leader to be about to cry, big 11 : 00 pm were waked up by shouting coming unit working overtime, look at that scolding sound piece by piece, the subordinate has been busy at fainting! 微薄管理封号删帖这一块的负责人都快哭了,大晚上11点被人喊醒了过来单位加班,看着那一片片的骂声,手下人已经忙晕了! Could not attend to!” “顾不过来了!” This, this what to do!” “这,这怎么办啊!” „Were today's people insane?” “今天的人都疯了吗?” Cannot ban!” “禁不过来啊!” They were insane!” “都他们疯了啊!” That leader what words had not said that sat in front of the computer, harbored extremely painful and writing of plea private chatted a few words with the internal management account number to Zhang Ye Weibo, Teacher Zhang, in spite of being very busy disturbed you, next time you will shout abuse in public again, can make fans pay attention to express? Otherwise fans was sealed the number, very troublesome not? We develop to work very not to be easy, you must forgive us! Each time you one and others challenge, we must work overtime, your challenge, we must work overtime each time, our present working days must act according to you to arrange, we are also very difficult! At least next time, on your again Weibo with person challenge time, whether to inform us ahead of time low voice one? We...... Also is good to make the preparation of working overtime.” Sent, does not know that Zhang Ye looked cannot see, oh. 负责人什么话也没说,坐在了电脑前,怀着沉痛和恳求的文字用内部管理账号给张烨微薄私聊了一段话,“张老师,百忙之中打扰您了,下次您再骂街的时候,能不能让粉丝们注意一下措辞?不然粉丝被封了号,也很麻烦不是吗?我们开展起工作来也很不容易啊,您也得体谅体谅我们呀!每次您一和别人打架,我们就得加班,每次您一打架,我们就得加班,我们现在的工作日都得根据您来安排,我们也很难啊!至少下一次,您再上微薄跟人打架的时候,能否提前通知我们一小声?我们……也好做出加班的准备。”发过去了,也不知道张烨看不看得见,唉。 ...... …… The sports world person retreats in defeat again and again! 体坛的人节节败退! The Liu Yifeng and other table tennis team of the people send the spoken language of weibo counter-attack a little their one's own not to know what said was anything's feeling, was wild with rage! 刘一峰等乒乓球队的人发微博反击的言语已经有点他们自己都不知道说的是什么的感觉了,都气疯了! In all people thinks the moment that fight will soon finish, the situation welcomed a transition suddenly! 就在所有人都以为战斗即将结束的一刻,局势突然迎来了一个转折! Leader go on stage of sports commission has given that side that sports commission that Beijing TV Station telephones to be responsible for table tennis manager leadership! 体委的一个领导登场了正是给京城电视台打电话的那个体委那边负责乒乓球这一块的主管领导! The sports commission leads a appearance, directly Radio and TV has been responsible for examining the department that on weibo, as well as three names, are the leading cadres of Radio and TV organization! 体委领导一出现,就直接在微博上了广电负责审查的部门,以及了三个名字,都是广电机构的领导干部! Has a deputy office chief. 有一个副处长。 Has office Director. 有一个办公室主任 A department head! 还有一个正处长! Should be the acquaintances who this sports commission leads! 应该都是这体委领导的熟人! Sees only that sports commission leader to send Weibo saying: Today I calculate that has experienced the Entertainment Circle atmosphere, Celebrity takes the lead to insult the sports, but also is so rampant? Does nobody manage one?” 只见那体委领导发微薄道:“今天我算见识了娱乐圈的风气了,明星带头辱骂体育运动,还这么嚣张?难道没有人管一管吗?” The sports world person is encouraged all of a sudden exceptionally! 体坛的人一下子振奋异常! Mint!” “钱局!” Mint came!” “钱局来了!” Mint - is long!” “钱局-长!” Came the reinforcement! 来救兵了! Moreover is the heavyweight reinforcement!! 而且是重量级的救兵!!
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