„Has a fever 62 degrees?” “发烧62度？” „Puff! You must boil the egg!” “噗！你要煮鸡蛋啊！” „Can comminuted fracture also his mother train?” “粉碎性骨折还他妈能训练？” „Does a day have 40 hours?” “一天有40个小时吗？” „In February which his mother has 30 th!” “二月哪儿他妈有30号啊！” „Hahahaha! I am not whoops good!” “哈哈哈哈！哎呦我不行了！” „too bad! Laughed at me!” “太损了！笑死我了啊！” „This his mother was too black!” “这他妈太黑了啊！” The netizens smiled to turn one piece! In a flash, this Weibo was retransmitted explodes! 网友笑翻了一片！一瞬间,这则微薄就被转发爆了！ This is in Zhang Ye that world, quite famous netizens black exo stem, was modified a point by Zhang Ye slightly, brought conveniently, looked fiercely probably is helping the table tennis team speak, are helping them complain of injustice, but careful looks, each few words his mother is black! 这是张烨那个世界上,相当著名的网友们黑exo梗,被张烨略微改动了一点,顺手拿来了,猛地一看好像是在帮兵乓球队说话,句句都在帮他们叫屈,可仔细一瞧,每一句话都他妈是黑啊！ The appearance of Zhang Ye, manner and signal of expression were very explicit, wish makes him apologize, obviously is impossible, moreover others, not only will not apologize, instead also continues to be with gusto black they, completely disregards the collective of national table tennis teams and sports world people besieges! 张烨的出现,表达的态度和信号已经很明确了,想要让他道歉,显然是不可能的,而且人家非但不会道歉,反而还继续津津有味地黑着他们,全然无视国家乒乓球队和体坛众人的集体围攻！ The sports world is furious! 体坛震怒！ The table tennis team is furious! 乒乓球队震怒！ Liu Yifeng and Han Li Li Qi and the others were about the air/Qi to faint, they have thought Zhang Ye perhaps will not apologize, but has not actually thought that Zhang Ye so will be unexpectedly strong! 刘一峰和韩力李琦等人都快气晕了,他们想到了张烨或许不会道歉,可是却万万没想到张烨竟然会这么强硬！ Zhang Ye Weibo successful again lit flaming Flames of War, supported his innumerable netizen all of a sudden with hitting chicken blood called, the huge crowd has embezzled that group of people who the sports world jumped once again, in all directions obvious scolding sound, troll army in all directions, let alone sports world group of people, had a scare including Zhang Ye one's own! 张烨的微薄成功的再一次点燃了熊熊战火,支持他的无数网友一下子跟打了鸡血似的嗷嗷叫,人海又一次将体坛跳出来的那帮人吞没了,四处可见的骂声,四面八方的水军,别说体坛这帮人了,连张烨自己都吓了一跳！ „Very Zhang Ye!” “挺张烨！” „Scolded them him!” “骂他们丫的！” „Dog grass!” “狗草的！” „Walks, who brushes wave of Liu Yifeng with me?” “走,谁跟我刷一波刘一峰？” „I!” “我！” „I go!” “我去！” „I!” “还有我！” „Who brushes wave of Han Li with me?” “谁跟我刷一波韩力？” „I come!” “我来！” „Calculates my one!” “算我一个！” „Came!” “来了！” „Follows their him!” “跟他们丫干！” Original Zhang Ye today also the star athletes who plans to meet this group of sports worlds well, who thinks that one's own had just sent a piece, has not satisfied a craving, formally has not entered the battle condition, side sports world group of people could not be seen troll army „to break to pieces” by one, simply did not have the opportunity that Zhang Ye entered the stage! 本来张烨今天还打算好好会一会这帮体坛的健将们呢,谁想自己刚发了一个段子,还没有过瘾呢,还没有正式进入战斗状态呢,体坛这帮人就已经被一眼望不见边的水军给“碎了”,根本没有张烨出场的机会了！ The troll army person were too many! 水军人太多了啊！ The Han Li blog was captured by troll army! 韩力的博客被水军攻陷了！ Liu Yifeng Weibo was brushed screen by troll army „stupid cunt” two characters! 刘一峰的微薄被水军刷屏了“傻-逼”俩字！ A moment ago the athlete and coach of that several sports world cannot escape by luck, opened the badminton athlete in one's own brand shop, was brushed the screen including the message area of shop by troll army! 刚才那几个体坛的运动员和教练也没能幸免,有一个开了自己品牌网店的羽毛球运动员,连网店的留言区都被水军刷屏了！ The spectator people looked silly! 旁观的群众都看傻了！ „Shit!” “我靠！” „This group of people were good!” “这帮人太牛了啊！” „How can these many people!” “怎么会这么多人啊！” „The people of this group of table tennis teams are also, on Spring Festival by Zhang Ye face-smacking one time, you were said you also incur him to do, are more than person with Zhang Ye? You so are funny, you think that asked one group of athletes to help you cheer ‚mammoth’? This saw! But here Zhang Ye main battlefield, in weibo this, even if A-list Star came, not necessarily dry Zhang Ye!” “这帮乒乓球队的人也是,都在春晚上被张烨打脸一次了啊,你说你们还招他干嘛啊,跟张烨比人多？你们怎么这么逗啊,你们以为叫来一帮运动员帮你们助威就‘声势浩大’了？这回看见了吧！这里可是张烨的主战场,在微博这一块,就算一线明星来了,也不见得干的过张烨啊！” „Zhang Ye popularity was too high!” “张烨人气太高了啊！” „His quick A-list?” “他快一线了吧？” „Looks at today this, should not be far!” “看今天这样子,应该不远了！” „This is the A-list Star stance!” “这已经是一线明星的架势了啊！” Scene at this moment can describe with the frigidity, frigid naturally is the group of people of sports world, Liu Yifeng, Han Li and tennis female player and national soccer team Captain wait / etc., was scolded green! 此刻的场面可以用惨烈来形容,惨烈的当然是体坛的这帮人,刘一峰、韩力、网球女选手、国家足球队队长等等,一个个都被骂绿了啊！ Nearby, heard that the table tennis team was scolded, original active duty or the retired athletes must come to help, but some people came early, being late of some people came, in the evening the group of people looked at this moment this grade of scene, was shocked! 一旁,听说乒乓球队被骂了,本来很多现役或退役运动员都要过来帮个忙,只是有的人来得早了点,有的人来的晚了点,当晚来的这拨人一看此刻这等场面,也都一个个的惊呆了！ „Fuck?” “我草？” „What had?” “发生了什么？” „This......” “这……” hesitate the moment, that several people have blinked, ok, is pretended not online! 迟疑了片刻,那几人眨眨眼,算了,还是假装不在线吧！ Why not on? 为什么不上？ On! 上个屁啊上！ The battle efficiency strongest person did not have any sound, has sent taunt weibo, that group of people of table tennis team and football team basketball team by troll army to oppressive one from head to foot, even/including Dian does not have the strength to hit back not to have, they return anything! Comes up also fills in the vortex! 战斗力最强的正主儿还没什么动静呢,就发了一个嘲讽的微博而已,乒乓球队和足球队篮球队的那帮人就被水军们给虐了一个从头到脚,连点毫无还手之力都没有,他们还上什么啊！上去也是填漩啊！ The brothers, take care! 兄弟们,保重！ Brother several could not help, first walks! 哥几个是帮不上忙了,先走一步哈！ Continues they, at this moment, was involved in Flames of War basketball Celebrity at heart to be also about to cry, already backed down, but the words just had let out, Zhang Ye he also denounced, at this time wants to walk does not have the opportunity, he was put up here, wants to walk cannot get away! Looks that weibo fans one falls piece by piece crazily, looks that on weibo and one's own personal web page even is the brushing screen that in the one's own team principal work emerges and scolds the sound, his intestines regret was blue! Hemp rheumatism! You said my well this turbid water does do? The matter of others table tennis team with the relations that I have, I clash to anything! Also makes Zhang Ye apologize? But he does not apologize, how can we also? Also can give to eat him? Person who we help the sports world, but can also direct the matter of Literature and Art circle? 不止他们,此刻,被卷入战火的一个篮球明星也心里都快哭了,早就打了退堂鼓,可是话刚刚已经放出去了,张烨他也声讨了,这时候想走也没机会了啊,他是被生生架在这里了,想走都走不了了！看着微博粉丝一片片地狂掉,看着微博上和自己个人主页甚至是自己球队主业上都涌现的刷屏和骂声,他肠子都悔青了！麻了个痹啊！你说我好好的趟这趟浑水干嘛？人家乒乓球队的事情跟我有个屁的关系啊,我冲什么冲啊！还让张烨道歉？可他就是不道歉了,咱们还能怎么着？还能把他给吃了啊？咱们一帮体坛的人,还能指挥的了文艺圈的事？ That opened the badminton athlete also lung of shop to explode with rage, Fuck, you scolded scold, you sued my shop to do you! Fuck, but also brushes the difference to comment! Your younger sister I spelled with you! 那开网店的羽毛球运动员也肺都气炸了,我草,你们丫骂就骂,你们投诉我网店干什么啊你们！我草,还刷差评！你妹啊我跟你们拼了！ The situation is lopsided! 局势一面倒！ Somewhat true table tennis fan was also scolding them! 有些真正的乒乓球球迷也在骂他们！ A pellet fan expects too much saying: „Liu Yifeng, you have a look at the surroundings, how many people there are to help you? How many fans has to defend for you? Today's table tennis team was too disappointing, failed to achieve the standard to lose the competition not to say greatly that after the game also found that laughable excuse dodges the loss reason, listened to music has lost the game? Pushes the responsibility to Zhang Ye? Today, you lost the game also lost the person!” 一个小球球迷恨铁不成钢道:“刘一峰,你看看周围吧,有几个人帮你们？有几个粉丝替你们辩护？今天的乒乓球队真的太让人失望了,大失水准地输了比赛不说,赛后还找那种让人可笑的借口搪塞输球原因,听歌了才输球？把责任推给张烨？今天,你们输了球也输了人！” He said the words that the innumerable fans have wanted to speak! 他说出了无数球迷想说的话！ Actually although Zhang Ye truly has one crowd of huge troll army and fans group, in the weibo domain almost few individual competent he, has been in fact, does not like the Zhang Ye person also having, his popularity others have not thought that well, each time Zhang Ye and others make war, will also have many netizens to scold Zhang Ye, generally is all the people enters the war, but almost does not have today, except for the sports world these athlete, how many almost fan has not helped them, the reason on time loses the game in that Duan Huali table tennis team these loses the person! 其实张烨虽然确实有着一群庞大的水军和粉丝团,在微博领域几乎没有几个人能干的过他,可是实际上,不喜欢张烨的人也有很多,他的人缘没有别人想得那么好,每次张烨和别人开战的时候,还都是会有很多网友来骂张烨的,一般都是全民参战,可是今天却几乎没有,除了体坛的那些运动员,几乎没有多少球迷过来帮他们,原因就在那段话里乒乓球队这一次输球又输人！ „Right that said!” “说的对！” „Is this!” “就是这样啊！” „Han Li is not first time looks to give a pretext like this! We early listened to be tired of! On is the previous strange temperature too hot? Is the previous strange temperature too cold? Is this strange song coarse?” “韩力已经不是第一次这样找借口了！我们早都已经听烦了！上上次怪温度太热？上次怪温度太冷？这次怪歌曲难听？” „Moreover Han Li always shirks responsibility, does a head coach of your national sports team, stand in his side helps him speak? Because listened to a Zhang Ye song to lose the game? When you our stupid cunt?” “而且就算韩力总是推卸责任,你一个国家队的总教练,怎么也站在他那边帮他说话？因为听了张烨一首歌就输球了？你当我们傻-逼啊？” „He us, when stupid cunt!” “他就是把咱们当傻-逼呢！” „This time, nobody helps them!” “这一次,没人帮他们！” „This ball hit too smelly!” “这场球打得太臭了！” However, facing fans' question, national sports team head coach Liu Yifeng is dodging, he sends weibo to respond: „I acknowledged that for these years the result of national sports team was not very ideal, today lost the game, everybody whose was not happy, this matter we were responsible, the team was responsible, but the lots were not simplicity that you imagined, a result of competition only in the least, many factors will often affect the victory and loss, was not the issue of player level, for example a song, or a noise in field, the temperature in field, will affect the player displays, moreover these influencing factor many were not controllable, force majeure! Today we denounce Zhang Ye, because of losing the game, because he insulted the ping pong publicly! This is we unacceptable!” 然而,面对球迷们的质疑,国家队总教练刘一峰还是在搪塞,他发微博回应道:“我承认,这几年国家队的成绩不是很理想,今天输了球,大家谁的心情都不好,这件事我们有责任,球队有责任,但很多东西不是你们想象的那么简单,一场比赛的胜负往往只在毫厘之间,很多因素都会影响到输赢,并不是球员水平的问题,就比如一首歌,或者场内的一个噪音,场内的温度,都会影响到球员发挥,而且这些影响因素很多都是不可控的,不可抗力的！今天我们声讨张烨,并不是因为输球了,而是因为他公开侮辱乒乓球运动！这是我们不能接受的！” „Also shirks the responsibility?” “还推卸责任呢啊？” „You sufficed really!” “你们真的够了！” Han Li also spoke: „We have not pushed the responsibility! We are progressing, opponent is also progressing! Now many weak teams also ask the coach in Republican country's, the strength to have very big promotion, is easy to have a low opinion of the enemy!” 韩力也说话了:“我们没有推责任！我们在进步,对手也在进步！现在很多弱队也都请了共和国的教练,实力有很大提升,容易让人轻敌！” Li Qi dao: „Today I also lost a ball, is not I finds the excuse, but is the overseas that location is completely different from Domestic, the ground was too stiff! Many players have encountered this issue, does not adapt!” 李琦道:“今天我也输了一场球,不是我找借口,而是国外的那个场地跟国内完全不一样,地面太生硬了！很多球员都碰到了这个问题,非常不适应！” The table tennis member came out, said: „Yes, today's location is not very good, we have said before the game to the organizer! Next year that side if goes again, their locations according to the international standard reconstruction, will not have the issue at that time!” 有一个乒乓球队员出来了,说道:“是的,今天的场地很不好,我们赛前就已经向主办方提出来了！明年如果再去那边,他们的场地会按照国际标准改建的,那时候就不会有问题了！” National soccer team Captain Han Zhao ecliptic: „Soccer is also same, the victory and loss is many factor influences!” 国家足球队队长韩兆光道:“足球也一样,输赢是很多因素影响的！” Then, several other such as tennis the badminton and other athletes of project also helped them speak a few words. 然后,其他几个诸如网球啊羽毛球啊等项目的运动员也都帮他们说了一句话。 But the fan actually does not show respect for somebody's ability! 可球迷却不买账！ „Not to mention soccer, I thank you!” “别提足球了,我谢谢你！” „How many keys for these years lost to compete? Before the pellet dominates the world, now? Although is also the world first, but wins several to lose one time, wins several to lose one time, loses loses, you analyze own issue, the analysis loss reason, you, you all are not analyzing others to your influences, the analysis any so-called force majeure factor! Gets the hell out!” “这几年输了多少次关键比赛了？以前咱们的小球是称霸世界的,现在呢？虽然也是世界第一,可是赢几场就输一次,赢几场就输一次,输就输吧,你们分析自身问题啊,分析输球原因啊,你们不,你们全都在分析别人对你们的影响,分析什么所谓的不可抗力因素！滚蛋去吧！” The fan opinion sound is very big! 球迷意见声很大！ At this moment, has lain down good Zhang Ye to think that in the bedding does not have the meaning, does not have the meaning specially, here has not spoken two words, troll army quickly battlefield sweeping clear? Then saw the person who sports world withdrew half Heavenly Queen/days later to crop up, he can speak the words finally! 此刻,已经在被窝里躺好的张烨正觉得没意思呢,特别没意思,我这儿还没说两句话呢啊,水军怎么就快把战场给清扫了啊？这下一看到体坛的人龟缩了半天后又冒出头了,他终于可以说上话了！ Zhang Ye weibo spoke again! 张烨微博再次发言！ The people stare, all came up to surround! 众人一愣,全都上来围观了！ „Sent!” “又发了！” „Zhang Ye comes!” “张烨来啦！” „Comes to see quickly!” “快来看！” „What that this chapter of sending?” “这回发的什么？” Zhang Ye is a litigant, today's battle because of him, the meaning that therefore his every action and every movement a little is a focus of public attention. 张烨是当事人,今天的开战就是因他而起,所以他的一举一动都有点万众瞩目的意思。 Sees only Zhang Ye Weibo to write: „Today's live broadcast competition, the table tennis team mentioned by name after the game I, I expressed extremely am honored, just looked at fellow sports world star athletes regarding the explanation of loss reason, I was suddenly enlighted suddenly, then convenient and non- controllable factor has made an analysis to these loss reasons.” 只见张烨微薄写道:“今天的直播比赛,乒乓球队赛后点名到了我,我表示非常荣幸,刚刚看了各位体坛健将们对于输球原因的解释,我突然恍然大悟,便顺手对那些输球原因和不可控因素做了一个分析。” As follows: 如下: The sports world( including the cause analysis that table tennis, soccer, basketball, badminton, tennis) competition loses the game. 体坛（包括乒乓球、足球、篮球、羽毛球、网球等）比赛输球的原因分析。 First, ground reason: 一、地面原因: 1 st, ground was too hard. 1、地面太硬了。 2 nd, ground was too soft. 2、地面太软了。 3 rd, ground color is not good. 3、地面颜色不好。 Sees here, the netizen has smiled to pull out! 看到这里,网友已经笑抽了！ „Puff!” “噗！” „Too hard isn't good softly is not good?” “太硬不行太软也不行？” „Before Han Li, really has sought this reason! Fuck!” “韩力以前还真找过这个原因啊！我草！” „Also has relations to feed with the ground color?” “跟地面颜色也有关系啊喂？” „Whoops! Inexplicable wants to smile!” “哎呦！莫名想笑啊！” Liu Yifeng is shocked, then one exploded with rage! 刘一峰愣住,然后一下就气炸了！ Han Li and Li Qi and the others also started motherfucker! 韩力和李琦等人也开始骂娘了！ The fools can look, Zhang Ye this scolds them! 傻子都看得出来,张烨这是骂他们呢！ Second, weather reason: 二、天气原因: 1 st, snows. 1、下雪。 2 nd, rains. 2、下雨。 3 rd, under hail. 3、下冰雹。 4 th, sunlight is not good. 4、阳光不好。 5 th, sunlight was good. 5、阳光太好了。 6 th, cold. 6、冷。 7 th, hot. 7、热。 7 th, neither cold nor hot( cannot create troublesome to opponent). 7、不冷不热（不能给对手造成麻烦）。 Sees the second point, the netizen smiled upside-down one piece! 看到第二点,网友又笑倒了一片！ „I am not whoops good!” “哎呦我不行了！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” „Spurted!” “喷了！” „Neither cold nor hot is any ghost!” “不冷不热是什么鬼！” „Sunlight good not to be good, is not good not to be good!” “阳光好也不行,不好也不行啊！” „Teacher Zhang you so are how funny!” “张老师您怎么这么逗啊！” „Classics! His mother was too classical!” “经典！太他妈经典了！” „The year before last a ball, some people such had found the excuse really! This is the real matter!” “前年一场球,真的有人这么找过理由啊！这是真事！” Just many in troll army that brushing the screen cursed at people, then knows after Zhang Ye has sent weibo , the flash hurriedly has hurried back, looked that under also all smiled to spurt! 刚刚好多在刷屏骂人的水军们,这下知道张烨发了微博后,也都一瞬间急匆匆地赶回来了,一看之下也全笑喷了！ Third, athletic field factor. 三、赛场因素。 1 st, in field factor: 1、场内因素: a and referee help opponent. a、裁判帮对手。 b and referee do not help us. b、裁判不帮我们。 c and opponent is too strong. c、对手身体太强壮。 d and opponent technique is too exquisite. d、对手技术太细腻。 e and post( net and basket) have helped them. e、门柱（球网、篮筐）帮了他们。 f and opposite party display abnormal to be superior. f、对方发挥变-态超常。 when g, makes up is too short. g、补时太短。 when h, makes up is too long. h、补时太长。 „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Teased me whoops!” “逗死我了哎呦！” „Doesn't referee help us? Puff!” “裁判不帮我们？噗！” National soccer team Captain Han Zhaoguang sees here, almost faints! 国家足球队队长韩兆光看到这里,差点晕过去！ 2 nd, outside factor: 2、场外因素: a and away game battle, atmosphere influence. a、客场作战,气氛影响。 b and home game battle, the pressure is too big. b、主场作战,压力太大。 c and audience did not cheer for us. c、观众不为我们喝彩。 d and audience bravo is too big. d、观众喝彩声太大。 The netizens have smiled! 网友们已经笑得不行了！ „Whoops I go!” “哎呦我去！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！” „Fuck laughed at insanely me!” “我草笑疯了我了啊！” „Gathers not to be how good!” “合着怎么都不行啊！” Sports world people violent anger! 体坛众人都暴怒而起！ Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Fuck your Uncle! 我草你大爷！ But Weibo is still sending, number of words is too long, Zhang Ye has divided several! 可是微薄还在发,字数太长,张烨分了好几段！ Fourth, ballot pulls out not well: 四、抽签抽得不好: 1 st, group was the strong team, the group of death. 1、同组都是强队,死亡之组。 2 nd, group is the medium horizontal teams, wants to win the mental burden that is afraid of losing to be too heavy. 2、同组都是中等水平队,想赢怕输的思想包袱太重。 3 rd, group is the weak teams, insufficiently attaches great importance to opponent, the paralysis general idea, neglects for a while. 3、同组都是弱队,对对手不够重视,麻痹大意,一时疏忽。 „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „His mother who too whoops said was good!” “哎呦说的太他妈好了！” „Smiled to spurt! Spurted really!” “笑喷了！真的喷了！” Fifth, other loss reasons( intrinsic member) 五、其他输球原因（内在队员） 1 st, „xxx” went abroad to train, our snow conceal main force. 1、“xxx”出国训练了,我们雪藏主力。 2 nd, „xxx” came back, time difference not in reverse. 2、“xxx”回来了,时差没倒过来。 „Puff!” “噗！” „Smiled!” “笑死了！” „Really is the loss reason of seeming to have met before!” “真是似曾相识的输球原因啊！” „Yes, is the real matters!” “是啊,都是真事儿啊！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” Sixth, other loss reasons( intrinsic synthesis) 六、其他输球原因（内在综合） 1 st, hotel does not have the air conditioning. 1、酒店没空调。 2 nd, hotel air conditioning is too cold. 2、酒店空调太冷。 3 rd, hotel air conditioning is too hot. 3、酒店空调太热。 4 th, bus chair is uncomfortable. 4、大巴车座椅不舒服。 5 th, team doctor technique difference. 5、球队队医技术差。 6 th, Zhang Ye did not sing of pleasant to hear! 6、张烨唱歌不好听！ Zhang Ye: „Analyzes, you're welcome, I called Red Scarf.” 张烨:“分析完毕,不用谢,我叫红领巾。” Writes about here, weibo finished. 写到这里,微博结束。 When the netizens see last Weibo, laughed at them who tears quickly comes out, doubles with laughter all of a sudden! 网友们当看到最后一句微薄的时候,本来就笑得眼泪都快出来的他们,更是一下子前仰后合起来！ Zhang Ye did not sing of pleasant to hear!? 张烨唱歌不好听！？ This is the net loss they! 这是纯损他们呢啊！ Zhang Ye weibo, gave to scold sports world all projects! 张烨一个微博,把体坛所有项目都给骂进去了啊！ Dirty words do not have! 一个脏字都没有！ Even an expression heavy glossary does not have! 甚至一个语气重的词汇都没有！ Entire is a example of tabular form! 全篇就是一个列表形式的举例！ But, this battle efficiency actually your mother explosive table!! 可是,这战斗力却你妈爆表了啊！！ ...... …… 【Stays up late, asked the monthly ticket recommendation ticket!】 【熬夜来一张哈,求月票推荐票！】 ...... ……