On road of going home. 回家的路上。 Zhang Ye found time to brush several Weibo, what was pleasant was an applauding sound! 张烨抽空刷了几眼微薄,入眼的是一片叫好声！ „Capital City Spring Festival won steadily!” “京城春晚稳胜了！” „Yes, does not have suspense!” “是啊,根本没悬念啊！” „Other satellite TV Spring Festival are also good this year, but compares with Capital City Spring Festival Program, insufficiently looked, and looks at the Teacher Zhang Ye savior, his mother was too valiant!” “其他卫视春晚今年也都不错,可是跟京城春晚的节目一比,真就不够看了,且看张烨老师单骑救主,太他妈彪悍了！” „Today's Zhang Ye, bright blind the eyes of all people!” “今天的张烨,亮瞎了所有人的眼啊！” „Sketch is also good, Crosstalk, certainly!” “小品也好,相声也罢,都绝了！” „Zhang Ye was also high in my status!” “张烨在我心里的地位又高了！” „This fierce person, can handle the idol two characters!” “这种猛人,才当得起偶像俩字啊！” „Old Yao is also very good!” “老姚也很好啊！” „I turned into Dong Shanshan brainless fan!” “我变成董杉杉的脑残粉了！” „Tonight, is the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Dong Shanshan three people!” “今晚,是属于张烨姚建才董杉杉仨人的！” „«Everything Alright» and «Giving what is desired» made me remember Zhang Ye, since then the passer-by transferred the powder!” “《一切都好》和《投其所好》让我记住了张烨,从此路人转粉！” The netizens are more excited than Zhang Ye! 网友一个个比张烨还激动！ At this time, the telephone of friend came. 这时,朋友的电话来了。 Is famous Sketch Actor Ci Xiufang, „does Little Zhang, do?” 是著名小品演员慈秀芳,“小张,干嘛呢？” Zhang Ye clamps cell phone saying: „Drives to go home, does Teacher Ci, what have to instruct and direction?” 张烨夹着手机道:“开车回家呢,慈老师,有什么指示和指点？” „He He, I can also have anything to direct.” Ci Xiufang has smiled, „before , knows that you are an outstanding Crosstalk actor, today knows that with words that the Sketch Actor standard weighs, you are also the standard of that batch of topest Sketch Actor, develops really well, the work is better!” “呵呵,我还能有什么指点啊。”慈秀芳笑了,“以前就知道你是一个优秀的相声演员,今天才知道,拿小品演员的标准来衡量的话,你也是那一批最顶尖小品演员的水准,演得真好,作品更好！” Zhang Ye laughs, „thanks Teacher Ci to encourage.” 张烨哈哈一笑,“谢谢慈老师鼓励。” Ci Xiufang said suddenly: „When writes a book to me?” 慈秀芳忽然道:“什么时候给我写一个本子？” „Ha, has the opportunity.” Zhang Ye said. “哈,有机会的。”张烨道。 Ci Xiufang said: „I may remember your this saying.” 慈秀芳道:“那我可记住你这话了。” Zhang Ye access road: „Alright, has the opportunity to work with you.” 张烨便道:“得嘞,有机会跟您合作。” On the qualifications, by the popularity, Ci Xiufang even also wants on high several to plan compared with Qu Haiying, was one of the nowadays Domestic most famous several Sketch Actor, can work with them naturally is the good deed, but Zhang Ye does not want to develop any Sketch recently, today this frightens to him unbearably, was too soul-stirring, was too dangerous! 论资历,论知名度,慈秀芳甚至比瞿海英还要高上几筹,是现今国内最有名的几个小品演员之一了,能跟他们合作当然是好事,只不过近期内张烨可不想演什么小品了,今天这趟就给他吓得够呛,太惊心动魄了,太悬了！ ...... …… Caishikou. 菜市口。 Parent's house. 父母家。 Zhang Ye just about to knocks on a door has not knocked, the gate opened. 张烨刚要敲门还没敲呢,门就咔嚓一声开了。 „Brother! My brother comes back!” Is door that two younger sisters open, it is estimated that was waiting already for him, saw Zhang Ye one startled one to call for the first time. “哥！我哥回来啦！”是二妹妹开的门,估计是早就等着他了,一看见张烨就一惊一乍地叫了起来。 Zhang Ye enters the room, has patted two younger sister head conveniently, „your this big voice, frightens me to jump.” 张烨进屋,顺手拍了二妹妹脑袋一下,“你这大嗓门,吓我一跳。” Two younger sisters called out: „I am excited!” 二妹妹叫道:“我兴奋啊！” Result next quarter, greets his is several higher voices! 结果下一刻,迎接他的是几个更高的嗓门！ „Brother!” “哥！” „Little Ye came back!” “小烨回来了！” „Whoops! Little Ye!” “哎呦！小烨！” Grandma the uncle and the others has not walked unexpectedly. 姥姥啊大舅啊等人竟然都没走。 Father said: „Waits for you to come back.” 老爸说:“都等你回来呢。” Zhang Ye was happy, „humph, this greets the Hero specification?” 张烨乐了,“嚯,这是迎接英雄的规格啊？” hear speech/words, Mother roll one's eyes, „your Hero anything you, hurries to change the slipper!” 闻言,老妈翻白眼,“你英雄什么呀你,赶紧换拖鞋！” „Mother.” Zhang Ye changes the shoes while cocky said: „What kind of that my «A Letter To Home» sang?” “妈。”张烨一边换鞋一边得瑟道:“我那《一封家书》唱的怎么样？” Mother snort|hum, said: „Passable.” 老妈哼了一声,道:“凑凑合合吧。” The aunt covers the mouth to say with a smile: „Anything assembles, your mothers listened to cry.” 二舅妈掩嘴笑道:“什么凑合啊,你母亲都听哭了。” The Mother eyeball stares, „, who cried?” 老妈眼珠子一瞪,“嘿,谁哭了？” The aunt perspiration said: „How to have acknowledged?” 二舅妈汗道:“怎么还不承认了？” The people smile. 众人都笑。 The uncle sighed: „Our Little Ye has a mind, has a look, what this song writes is really good! Really good!” 二舅感叹道:“还是咱们小烨有心啊,看看,这歌写的真是好！真是好！” In the crowd squeezes out a small head suddenly, Chenchen not salty does not walk pale, has clutched the arm of Zhang Ye, stern [say / way]: „Zhang Ye, you also write a song to me.” 人堆里突然挤出一个小脑袋,辰辰不咸不淡地走上来,揪了一下张烨的胳膊,正色道:“张烨,你也给我写一首歌。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Do you join in the fun blindly?” 张烨笑道:“你瞎凑什么热闹？” Grandma looked at this time to the grandson, said: „Little Ye, gave your father mother to write the song, wasn't thinking Grandma?” 姥姥这时看向外孙子,道:“小烨,都给你爸妈写歌了,怎么也不想着姥姥啊？” „Has not been thinking.” Zhang Ye busy [say / way]. “没不想着。”张烨忙道。 Grandma said earnestly: „Has to sing to grandmother - grandmother - song?” 姥姥认真道:“有没有唱给姥-姥-的歌？” Zhang Ye, „probably had, I must think.” 张烨呃了一声,“好像有吧,我得想想。” „I have me!” As soon as three younger sisters listen, was all of a sudden excited, raises hand saying: „I also want, writes a song to me, must sing to younger sister - younger sister -!” “还有我还有我！”三妹妹一听,也一下子激动了,举手道:“我也要,也给我写一首歌,要唱给妹-妹-的！” Two younger sister hurried [say / way]: „To drop to drop!” 二妹妹急忙道:“对滴对滴！” The big younger sister also said: „Agreement!” 大妹妹也说:“同意！” Writes grandmother - grandmother - song? 写姥-姥-的歌？ Writes younger sister - younger sister - song? 写妹-妹-的歌？ Listens a little to look like shouts abuse in public? 怎么听着有点像骂街啊？ Zhang Ye is perfunctory saying: „Ok, ok, has, later!” 张烨敷衍道:“行,行,都有都有,以后的！” Suddenly, the aunt sees that also has blinked the eye, a face anticipates saying: „Does Little Ye, have to eulogize aunt's song? Also gives you several aunts to write one!” 突然,三舅妈见状,也眨巴了一下眼睛,一脸期待道:“小烨,有没有歌颂舅妈的歌啊？也给你几个舅妈写一首啊！” Zhang Ye faints! 张烨晕倒！ Eulogized the aunt?? 歌颂舅妈？？ Which his mother has to eulogize aunt's song! 哪儿他妈有歌颂舅妈的歌啊！ How I did not eulogize three uncles I! 我怎么不歌颂三姨夫啊我！ Talking at once of relatives, making Zhang Ye hear dumbfounded . 亲戚们的七嘴八舌,让张烨听得哭笑不得。 End, Grandfather spoke, „do not create a disturbance, the child had just been busy for day, was said that Crosstalk develops Sketch, even/including Kou the chummy food has not eaten, went home, making the Little Ye good delicious point thing rest.” 末了,姥爷说话了,“都别起哄了,孩子刚忙了一天了,又是说相声又是演小品的,连口热乎饭都没吃上,都回家吧,让小烨好好吃点东西休息休息。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Grandfather loves dearly me.” 张烨笑道:“还是姥爷心疼我。” „Ok, we walked.” “行,那我们走了。” „Another day will come again.” “改天再过来。” „Little Ye, you hurry to rest.” “小烨,你赶紧休息吧。” „Brother, I ask you to play in the weekend!” “哥,周末我找你玩来啊！” Zhang Ye delivers them to exit, „line.” 张烨送着他们出去,“行嘞。” One after another, the relatives went back. 陆陆续续,亲戚们都回去了。 Zhang Ye was hungry, hurrying made Mother cook one bowl of surface to him, gave to pour into the bowl the yesterday's remaining fried bean sauces, sucked in air through the teeth sucks in air through the teeth has all eaten, finished eating breathes out, „shouted, crisp!” 张烨饿了,赶紧让老妈给他煮了一碗面,把昨天剩下的炸酱都给倒进了碗里,吸溜儿吸溜儿全吃了,吃完一哈气,“呼,爽！” Mother complained: „Hungry haven't you eaten meal?” 老妈埋怨道:“饿了你不吃饭？” Zhang Ye hey said with a smile: „My where has this time, said my Crosstalk developed to go home, who wants to have that the affair matter, has caught the recruit to me directly, I think that they truly did not have idea, nobody may look, I can only brace oneself top!” 张烨嘿笑道:“我哪儿有这个时间啊,本来说我相声演完了就回家了,谁想又出了那么一档子事啊,直接就给我抓了壮丁了,我一想他们也确实是没辙了,也没人可找了,我只能硬着头皮顶上了！” Mother snort|hum said: „You show off ability!” 老妈哼道:“就你逞能！” Father asked: „Finally that Sketch, you said that is all right?” 老爸问道:“最后那个小品,你那么说没事吗？” „Said table tennis that?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „All right, allow they scolded me, but can also 't I scold them?” “说兵乓球那个啊？”张烨笑道:“没事,许他们骂我,还不许我骂他们啊？” But Father said: „Can't you little offend them?” 老爸无奈道:“你就不能少得罪俩人啊？” Mother this little while did not like listening, „what little offends them? That is they scolds first! I also thought that my son scolded lightly!” 老妈这会儿又不爱听了,“什么叫少得罪俩人？那是他们先骂的！我还觉得我儿子骂轻了呢！” Father is speechless, „Little Ye this temperament is you give the belt now!” 老爸无语,“小烨现在这脾气就是你给带的！” „That is my son, not along with me along with whom?” Mother righteous [say / way]. “那是我儿子,不随我随谁啊？”老妈理直气壮道。 ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 In Capital City Spring Festival by piece during of discussion, the Capital City Spring Festival Director group was received a call, is a sports world leader hits, requests them immediately the Spring Festival video of Off the shelf Beijing Satellite TV official website issue, deletes related «Giving what is desired» all contents, and makes the litigant publicly apologize! 就在京城春晚被一片热议的当口,京城春晚导演组接到了一个电话,是体坛一个领导打过来的,要求他们立即下架京城卫视官方网站发布的春晚视频,删除有关《投其所好》的一切内容,并让当事人公开道歉！ Litigants, what naturally refers to is Zhang Ye. 当事人,自然指的是张烨。 Beijing TV Station early expected that Zhang Ye will have the trouble, but has not expected the trouble to come is so quick! 京城电视台早预料到张烨会有麻烦,但也没料到麻烦来的这么快！ In stage held a small meeting short. 台里短暂开了一个小会。 Then, Chang Xiaoliang had found Hu Fei. 然后,常晓亮找到了胡飞。 Hu Fei telephones to Zhang Ye immediately. 胡飞马上打电话给张烨。 ...... …… In family. 家里。 Zhang Ye takes cell phone saying: „Which sports world leads?” 张烨拿着手机道:“哪个体坛领导？” Hu Fei said: „Sports commission is in charge of the table tennis project.” 胡飞道:“体委分管兵乓球项目的。” Zhang Ye asked that „in stage wants the Off the shelf work?” 张烨问,“台里要下架作品？” „That is impossible.” Hu Fei conveyed the manner in stage, „us will not delete, does not have the reason, could not delete, therefore in stage has not managed this, that side the sports commission with us was not System, could not pull anything to relate, to our actually it does not matter, but you......” “那不可能。”胡飞转达了台里的态度,“我们这边不会删除,没理由,也删不了,所以台里就没理这茬儿,体委那边跟我们也不是一个系统的,扯不上什么关系,对我们倒是无所谓,但你……” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „My it does not matter.” 张烨乐道:“我就更无所谓了。” But Hu Fei said: „Really were you louse are many have not feared itchy? You, I estimated that side in any case carefully the sports world will definitely not consider as finished easily!” 胡飞无奈道:“你还真是虱子多了不怕痒啊？反正你小心一点吧,我估计体坛那边肯定不会轻易算了！” Right that Hu Fei said. 胡飞说的对。 The telephone just hung, the sports world killed! 电话刚挂,体坛就杀过来了！ First is national table tennis team the denouncing book of enough 1500 character! 先是国家兵乓球队的一封足足1500字的声讨书！ „...... The table tennis is country ball, is a healthy movement, is the inheritance of culture, is the nationality proud...... Certain people indulged in unbridled propaganda in public slandered vulgar and evil Program of ping pong, is the table tennis national sports team cannot permit, is the sports association cannot permit, is 20 million tennis enthusiasts cannot permit...... This behavior, is to the insult of table tennis, to the insult of Sketch art...... We request now, Zhang Ye must apologize immediately, and guaranteed, no longer has to slander the opinion and words of ping pong!” “……兵乓球是国球,是一项健康的运动,是文化的传承,也是民族的骄傲……某些人在公开场合大肆宣扬诋毁兵乓球运动的低俗、恶俗的节目,是兵乓球国家队不能允许的,是体育协会不能允许的,是20000000兵乓球爱好者不能允许的……这种行为,是对兵乓球的侮辱,也是对小品艺术的侮辱……我们现在要求,张烨要立即道歉,并保证以后不再有诋毁兵乓球运动的言论和话语！” More than 1000 characters denounced, character character was severe! 1000多字声讨,字字严厉！ This denounced the book is sends directly from official weibo of national table tennis team, by the official weibo issue in view of individual denouncing and opinion, this was extremely rare! 这份声讨书是直接从国家兵乓球队的官方微博上发出来的,以官方微博发布针对个人的声讨和言论,这是极其少见的！ After industry in many people look, is one startled! 业内很多人看后,也都是一惊！ „Is so quick?” “这么快？” „The response of national sports team is very intense!” “国家队的反应很激烈啊！” „This may leave the important matter!” “这可出大事了！” „Yes, looks at this stance, this time matter is not possibly simple! Definitely small!” “是啊,看这个架势,这次的事情可能没那么简单了！肯定小不了！” „Sports world acted seriously!” “体坛动真格的了！” „This is or dies continuous!” “这是要不死不休啊！” „I also think that must wait for several days, this how under war declaration on directness ‚’?” “我还以为要等几天呢,这怎么就直接下‘战书’了？” The netizens run around spreading the news. 网友奔走相告。 „Comes to see quickly!” “快来看！” „Shit!” “我靠！” „National sports team sent Weibo!” “国家队发微薄了！” „Teacher Zhang had troublesome!” “张老师有麻烦了！” „Grass, today how such many matters, wave after wave?” “草,今天怎么这么多事啊,一波接一波？” „paralysis, did they also request Zhang Ye to apologize?” “麻痹,他们还要求张烨道歉了？” „Are you also concerned about face!” “你们还要不要脸啊！” „My his mother also took, obviously was your members, when the live broadcast interview mass-criticized Zhang Ye first, this has not calculated, interviewed your head coach Liu Yifeng time, you also made a veiled attack pointed out that was Zhang Ye causes you to lose the game! Now others Zhang Ye hear, how many counter-attacked your, did you have a fit of bad temper? Haven't you done? I go to you in a big way - master -! Does your not having a face make others apologize? Must apologize is also you should apologize!” “我他妈也服了,明明是你们的队员在直播采访的时候先炮轰张烨的,这还不算完,采访你们总教练刘一峰的时候,你们也旁敲侧击地指出就是张烨导致你们输球的！现在人家张烨听不下去了,反击你们几句,你们还炸毛了？你们还不干了？我去你大-爷-的！你们有什么脸让人家道歉？要道歉也是你们该道歉！” „Right, your one's own lost the game, does not seek the reason on one's own, what matter shirks unable to hit Celebrity to eight bamboo poles is? Looked that Zhang Ye popularity is not good, is good to bully?” “没错,你们自己输了球,不在自己身上找原因,推卸给一个八竿子打不着明星算什么事？看张烨人缘不好,好欺负是啊？” In a flash, all people knew, the sports world declared war to Zhang Ye! 一瞬间,所有人都知道了,体坛向张烨宣战了！ In a flash, Zhang Ye all fans appeared, netizen who some neutrality spectator actually has been unable to continue watching at this moment, helped Zhang Ye! 一瞬间,张烨的所有粉丝都出现了,还有一些一直中立旁观此刻却看不下去的网友,也来帮张烨了！ „Before has scolded Zhang Ye, but this time my very he!” “以前一直骂张烨,但这次我挺他！” „Grass! Fights on the war!” “草！战就战！” „Who feared who! Come!” “谁怕谁啊！来啊！” „Do you also declare war? What this declaring war is we!” “你们还宣战？该宣战的是我们！” „Is this time to hit the sports world? Come! Our other is not good, can challenge! Literature, haven't the educational circle and red educational world and Mathematics and Host, which our hit? Our which haven't fought? Grazes a horse! My broadsword again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger once again!” Big Sabre Bro also appeared! “这次是打体坛吗？来吧！我们别的不行,就会打架！文学界、教育界、红学界、数学界、主持界,我们哪个没打过？我们哪个没战过？放马过来！我的大刀又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又一次饥渴难耐了！”大刀兄也出现了！ At this time. 此时。 Family's Zhang Ye also shows a faint smile. 家里的张烨也微微一笑。 Did this come? 这就来了吗？ Very good! 很好！ Buddies today you! 哥们儿今天就会会你们！