The book has decided that Zhang Ye had shouted to outside a throat, the person were called! 本子定了,张烨对外面大喊了一嗓子,人都被叫来了！ The people of dense and numerous more than ten Spring Festival Program groups, waited to listen to the instruction of Zhang Ye, Station Leader and Capital City Spring Festival Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang have instructed, the Program group can empty all person all that take action came to obey Zhang Ye director, Beijing TV Station all departments fully to coordinate Zhang Ye, when necessary even can not need they to ask for instructions with Chang Xiaoliang, must make Zhang Ye Dong Shanshan they saving the scene with every effort Sketch making! 密密麻麻十多个春晚节目组的人,都等着听张烨的吩咐,台领导和京城春晚总导演常晓亮已经指示过了,节目组能空出手来的所有人一切都听张烨指挥,京城电视台所有部门全力配合张烨,在必要的时候甚至可以不用和常晓亮他们请示,尽最大可能要让张烨董杉杉他们把救场的小品给弄出来！ Zhang Ye anxious sound track: „Who is responsible for Item?” 张烨急声道:“谁负责道具？” „Teacher Zhang you said!” A person has stood. “张老师您说吧！”一个人站了出来。 Zhang Ye said: „I take disposition of one set of office, the furniture sofa!” 张烨道:“我要一套办公室的配置,桌椅沙发！” That person listens while writes to record, „does not have the issue!” 那人边听边写记录下来,“没问题！” „These, I wrote above.” Zhang Ye has given him a paper. “还有这些,我都写在上面了。”张烨给了他一张纸。 That person brought looks, has gawked staring, „was this?” 那人拿过来一看,愣了愣,“这是？” Zhang Ye said immediately: „Do not ask that presses the preparation that I write, this Item is very important, must do well surely!” 张烨马上道:“别问了,就按我写的准备,这道具很重要,千万要弄好！” That person said immediately: „Good, I handle absolutely!” 那人登时道:“好的,我绝对办好！” „Clothing?” Zhang Ye asked again. “服装呢？”张烨再问。 „Here!” A man and a woman stood. “在这里！”一男一女站出来了。 Zhang Ye: „I need clothes like this, this.” He has given a bill of opposite party clothing request, after telling several, said: „Laborious everybody!” 张烨:“我需要这样的衣服,还有这样的。”他又给了对方一个服装要求的单子,在吩咐了几句后,道:“辛苦大家了！” The people must the command, the entire hot sharp fire singe have prepared, everyone almost runs to run, time were getting fewer and fewer, nobody does not worry! 众人得令,全火急火燎地去准备了,每个人几乎都是跑着过来跑着出去的,时间越来越少了,没有人不着急的！ Closing. 关上门。 In the room was once more pure, has not disturbed them. 屋里再次清净了,没有打扰他们了。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai Dong Shanshan three people crowd together, start race against time to balance the books, „Old Yao, your lines are not many, but in the things of several technique nature I must with your institute, for example here, the expression unable to be too heavy first, must, here, the expression probably follow at will, I give you to demonstrate, um, probably is this...... Shanshan, your lines are most, this can Sketch become, looked your, for example here, here, this, must pay attention surely, must grasp the mood, the language fast cannot be too anxious, some places cannot too slow...... Also, Sketch with acting in a play is different, we stand in the stage, on the position must be partial to the audience, cannot the back or the profile...... is coming to scene, we were saying to the lines first!” 张烨和姚建才董杉杉仨人凑在一起,开始争分夺秒地对本子,“老姚,你的台词不多,但里面有几点技术性的东西我得先跟你所,比如这里,语气不能太重,要随意一点,还有这里,表情要跟上,我给你演示一遍,嗯,大概就是这样的……杉杉,你的台词是最多的,这个小品能不能成,很多都看你的了,比如这里,这里,还有这一块,千万要注意,要把握好情绪,语速不能太急,有的地方也不能太慢……还有,小品跟演戏不一样,咱们站在舞台上,站位上总要偏向观众一点,不能背影或者侧脸对着镜头……来,咱们先对着台词说一遍！” Three people start to study polish repeatedly! 仨人开始一遍遍地研究打磨！ Suddenly, made a call. 突然,来了一个电话。 Zhang Ye directly hanging! 张烨直接给挂了！ Dong Shanshan said: „Hand mechanism.” 董杉杉道:“手机关了啊。” „Forgot a moment ago.” Zhang Ye just about to closes down, telephone loud. “刚才忘了。”张烨刚要关机,电话又响了。 Zhang Ye has met, coming up access road: „Which? I currently have the urgent matter, has the words of matter your a while......” 张烨还是接了,上来便道:“哪位？我现在有急事,有事的话您一会儿……” Finally that side presented a weak middle-aged male voice, „I am Qu Haiying.” 结果那边出现了一个虚弱的中年男声,“我是瞿海英。” Zhang Ye one surprised, „whoops, Teacher Qu?” 张烨一愕,“哎呦,瞿老师？” Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan slightly are also startled, looked. 姚建才和董杉杉也微微一怔,都看了过来。 „Weren't you hospitalized? How also to telephone!” Zhang Ye is worried to say. “您不是住院了吗？怎么还打电话啊！”张烨担心道。 Telephone that side Qu Haiying said: „Me really did not have the means to insist, Teacher Little Zhang, the matter I listened to the Director group saying that sorry, put to trouble to you.” 电话那边的瞿海英道:“我这边实在没办法坚持了,小张老师,事情我都听导演组说了,抱歉,给你添麻烦了。” Zhang Ye busy [say / way]: „You leave politely should not be impolite!” 张烨忙道:“您别客气别客气！” Qu Haiying silent moment, suddenly said: „Sketch of next to last act...... asked you!” 瞿海英沉默了片刻,忽然道:“压轴的小品……拜托你了！” Zhang Ye hear speech/words, suddenly thought that the pressure on shoulder was also big, said seriously: „Teacher Qu, you relieved treat an illness, here has me, gives me, you felt relieved!” 张烨闻言,突然觉得肩膀上的压力又大了一层,严肃道:“瞿老师,您就安心治病吧,这边有我呢,交给我,您放心！” Qu Haiying: „Thanks!” 瞿海英:“谢谢！” Made the telephone call, the Zhang Ye forced smile said: „Our times, only permitted really cannot be defeated successfully, Teacher Qu hit the call words, entrusted Sketch to us!” 挂了电话,张烨苦笑道:“咱们这次,真的是只许成功不许失败了,瞿老师打来电话,把小品托付给咱们了！” Yao Jiancai said: „Whole-heartedly!” 姚建才道:“全力以赴吧！” But Dong Shanshan said: „This time, plays is a little big!” 董杉杉无奈道:“这一次,玩的有点大啊！” Zhang Ye said firmly: „A while is under the knife, we also on!” 张烨坚定道:“一会儿就是下刀子,咱们也得上！” ...... …… To to go on stage time, had 40 minutes at this moment! 离上台时间,此刻只有40分钟了！ Beijing TV Station person also at heart perturbed! 京城电视台的人也都心里七上八下！ „Did not have time!” “没时间了！” „Now how?” “现在怎么样了？” „Heard that has prepared Item!” “听说已经去准备道具了！” „Whoops, this also with enough time?” “哎呦,这还来得及吗？” „Sketch book what?” “小品本子到底什么样啊？” „Does not know that no one has seen the book, Leader Chang to estimate that is not clear!” “不知道啊,谁也没看见本子,常导估计也不清楚！” „They are rehearsing probably, now no one dares to disturb them!” “他们好像正排练呢,现在谁也不敢打扰他们啊！” „Also what book, now can save the scene was good, what good Sketch can you also request Zhang Ye within one hour to cause temporarily? Can come up the performance to be good!” “还什么本子啊,现在能救场就不错了,你还能要求张烨一个小时之内临时弄出什么好小品啊？能上去演出就不错了！” „Now can catch up does not know!” “现在连能不能赶上都不知道！” „Only can look at Teacher Zhang!” “只能看张老师的了！” „Yes, can this pass/test very pass, all looks at Teacher Zhang Ye!” “是啊,这一关能不能挺过去,全看张烨老师的了！” Chang Xiaoliang on -the-spot direction live broadcast, thoughts actually at all not here. 常晓亮在现场指挥直播,心思却根本不在这里。 Hu Fei fuss! 胡飞急得团团转！ Brother Hou Da Fei they prayed silently! 侯哥大飞他们默默祈祷！ The people of Program group are also at heart anxious, actually cannot add on is too busy, can only completely they maximum effort, at least probably confess Zhang Ye Item and clothing that prepare, this present was the matter that they can handle only! 节目组的人也是心里焦急,却帮不上太多忙,只能尽他们最大的努力,起码要把张烨交代下来的道具和服装准备好,这现在是他们唯一能做的事情了！ ...... …… Program broadcast one! 节目又播完了一个！ The countdown also has 30 minutes! 倒计时还有30分钟！ In family. 家里。 Grandma asked: „When does Little Ye go home?” 姥姥问道:“小烨什么时候回家？” The big aunt said: „Should be quick?” 大舅妈说道:“应该快了吧？” „That is uncertain.” Father looks at Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival, said: „Mengmeng did not say a moment ago, that side the television station had an accident.” “那也不一定。”老爸看着京城卫视春晚,道:“萌萌刚才不是说了么,电视台那边出事了。” Three younger sisters are smiling saying: „Then has not related with my brother, my brother has successfully completed in any case the task, no, is the ultra level display!” 三妹妹嬉皮笑脸道:“那跟我哥也没关系,反正我哥已经圆满完成任务了,不,是超水平发挥啊！” The big younger sister nods, „our brother approves today!” 大妹妹点头,“咱哥今天太赞了！” ...... …… The countdown also has 20 minutes! 倒计时还有20分钟！ Online continues to discuss! 网上持续热议！ „Other satellite TV Spring Festival erupted!” “其他卫视春晚都爆发了！” „Yes, Zhejiang stage Program sincerity is good! The popularity heat degree got up!” “是啊,浙江台这节目真心不错啊！人气热度又都起来了！” „Did not have Capital City Spring Festival to compete with them!” “是没有京城春晚跟他们竞争了啊！” „Oh, was really a pity.” “唉,真是可惜了。” „I am still looking at Capital City Spring Festival, I think good.” “我还在看京城春晚,我觉得挺好的。” „What to be good, Qu Haiying cannot get up, Sketch of next to last act did not have, original Capital City Spring Festival I most anticipate is Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk and Qu Haiying Sketch, «Everything Alright» look at me to be ecstatic, was too satisfied, doesn't Sketch that revealed have now? That also has something to look! Changes the stage!” “好什么啊,瞿海英都上不了了,压轴的小品也没了,本来京城春晚我最期待的就是张烨姚建才的相声和瞿海英的小品,《一切都好》看得我心花怒放,太满足了,兜底的小品现在却没了？那还有什么可看的啊！换台喽！” „I also changed the stage.” “我也换台了。” „Um, truly has not anticipated!” “嗯,确实没期待了！” „I have looked at Beijing Satellite TV again, how I want to take a look at them to save the scene!” “我一直再看京城卫视,我想瞧瞧他们到底会怎么救场！” „Yes, whom I also wonder they to make replace!” “是啊,我也纳闷他们会让谁顶替！” „Who can also, their nobody!” “还能有谁啊,他们没人了！” „Teacher Qu Sketch is it is unique, the style was too bright , has been very attractive, who can replace Teacher Qu position! No one has this popularity and strength!” “瞿老师的小品是独树一帜的,风格太鲜明了,一直也很好看,谁能顶替的了瞿老师的位置啊！谁也没这个人气和实力！” ...... …… Ten minutes! 还有十分钟！ The vision of professional also here. 业内人士的目光也都在这里。 „Was about to start?” “快开始了吧？” „Solved? Solution?” “到底怎么解决了？解决的了吗？” „Does not know that does not have news!” “不知道啊,没消息啊！” „It seems like has been hopeless, wanted live broadcast to have the accident, that waited by punishing!” “看来是没戏了,真要直播出了事故,那就等着挨处分吧！” „This year's Capital City Spring Festival, fell short!” “今年的京城春晚,功亏一篑了！” Some CCTV people are also looking at Beijing Satellite TV. 央视也有人在看京城卫视。 Especially the person of CCTV Spring Festival Director group, they to the person who Capital City Spring Festival most hated to the marrow of the bones, initially the Capital City Spring Festival dress rehearsal, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai had said satirized their CCTV Spring Festival Crosstalk, what «Me but also asked To want On Spring Festival»? At that time had caused many fans to the question of their CCTV Spring Festival, reason that they also continuously firm believing, this year CCTV Spring Festival by these many person ridicule and railing, is Zhang Ye in the start that Beijing TV Station the Crosstalk made, therefore Beijing Satellite TV has an accident now, their many people took pleasure in others'misfortunes. 尤其央视春晚导演组的人,他们对京城春晚可谓是最恨之入骨的人了,当初京城春晚彩排,张烨和姚建才就说过一段讽刺他们央视春晚的相声啊,还叫什么《我要上春晚》？当时引起了很多粉丝对他们央视春晚的质疑,他们还一直坚定的认为,今年央视春晚之所以被这么多人吐槽和谩骂,全是张烨在京城电视台的这个相声开的头,所以如今京城卫视出事,他们好多人都幸灾乐祸起来。 „Retribution!” “报应啊！” „This time suffices them to drink a pot!” “这次够他们喝一壶的了！” „What to do look at them!” “看他们怎么办吧！” „Now, nobody can help Beijing TV Station!” “现在啊,没人能帮京城电视台了！” Chen Ye is also looking at Beijing Broadcasting Station. 陈野也在看京城台。 Jiang Naixiong, Jiang Yuan, Xu Yipeng, is looking. 江乃熊,江源,徐一鹏,都在看。 Director Yan Tianfei of CCTV 14 channels also extremely cared that side condition, he wants to make a phone call to ask situation to Zhang Ye, what a pity Zhang Ye mechanism machine. 央视14频道的总监闫天飞也非常关心那边的状况,他想给张烨打一个电话问问情况,可惜张烨手机关机了。 Also remains for five minutes! 还剩五分钟！ time approaches, what surprising people are, broadcast the Capital City Spring Festival person the television instead is more and more, even if were many faithful audiences of Liaoning Station mango stage also adjusts Beijing Broadcasting Station Program, not because of other, but wants to have a look at the calamity purely, watched the fun! 时间临近,让人意外的是,把电视播到京城春晚的人反而是越来越多了,就算是辽宁台芒果台的好多忠实观众也都将节目调到了京城台,不是因为别的,只是纯粹想看看乱子,看看热闹！ At this moment, the nation focuses attention on! 这一刻,全国瞩目！ No one knows that next quarter Capital City Spring Festival will have anything! 谁也不知道下一刻京城春晚会发生什么！ live broadcast interrupt? 直播中断？ Ahead of time finished? 提前结束？ Host apology? 还是主持人道歉？ Countdown one minute! 倒计时一分钟！ Last Program before next to last act Sketch also developed! 压轴小品前的最后一个节目也演完了！ Countless people across various provinces stare are staring at the television, has observed closely Capital City Spring Festival! 全国各省各地的无数人都直勾勾地盯着电视机,盯住了京城春晚！ „Came!” “来了！” „Started!” “开始了！” „Will interrupt live broadcast?” “会中断直播吗？” „Finally arrived!” “终于到了！” „Well?” “咦？” „Strange, how Dong Shanshan not on the language class stage?” “奇怪,怎么董杉杉还是不在语言类舞台？” „Does not know that just did not have her!” “不知道啊,刚刚就一直没有她了！” „Why does live broadcast change players on the way?” “为什么直播途中换人啊？” „Who knew to have an accident, Capital City Spring Festival was really calamity one after another!” “谁知道出什么事了,京城春晚真是一个接一个的乱子啊！” „Let alone the words, looked quickly!” “别说话了,快看吧！” „Announced on and other Host!” “就等主持人宣布了！” ...... …… Capital City Spring Festival. 京城春晚。 Language class stage live broadcast scene. 语言类舞台直播现场。 Audiences also one face that under the stage sits worried that the matter made such in a big way, the person also early knew, at this time in front of television was also same as audiences of throughout the land, winked looks female Host that male Host on stage and replaced newly! 台下坐着的观众们也都一脸担忧,事情都闹得这么大了,现场的人也早都知道了,这时也都跟全国各地在电视机前的观众一样,一眨不眨地看着台上的男主持和新替换上来的女主持人！ However, no one has thought that Capital City Spring Festival these two Host actually do not have any strange expression, instead is that the smiling face he he! 然而,谁也没想到,京城春晚的这两个主持人竟然没什么奇怪的表情,反而还是那么笑脸呵呵的！ Male Host said with a smile: „Just the acrobatics, really look at me to be with trepidation!” 男主持笑道:“刚刚杂技,真是看得我提心吊胆啊！” Female Host said with a smile: „What with trepidation is this?” 女主持笑道:“这算什么提心吊胆？” „?” Male Host looks to her. “哦？”男主持人看向她。 The hand of female Host toward side one finger, „makes my with trepidation truly in behind, look just walked the shortly after that several people, does not know how to come back!” 女主持的手往旁边一指,“真正让我提心吊胆的在后面呢,这不,刚走没多久的那几个人,不知道怎么又回来了！” Male Host also with a smile looked at the past, „?” 男主持人也笑着看过去,“是吗？” Female Host said: „Asked you to appreciate Sketch «Giving what is desired»!” 女主持道:“下面请您欣赏小品《投其所好》！” Also came back? 又回来了？ Just walked shortly after? 刚走没多久？ The people blink, has not understood what is heard, what meaning? 众人眨眨眼,都没听明白,什么意思？ The act drop pulls open! 大幕拉开！ A scene revolution! 镜头一转！ A stage of office scene already appeared in the audience at present! 一个办公室场景的舞台已然出现在观众眼前！ Similarly appears also the person, after seeing this person, many audiences almost frighten to jump, before the television, watches the Capital City Spring Festival person at this moment, was startled the chin to be about to fall, had flash that the people cannot believe the eye of one's own simply! 同样出现的还有一个人,看到这人后,现场很多观众都差点吓得跳起来,电视机前此时此刻观看京城春晚的人,也都惊得下巴都快掉了,有那么一瞬间,众人简直不敢相信自己的眼睛！ „What?” “什么？” „This......” “这……” „Fuck!” “我草啊！” „I, did I misread?” “我,我是不是看错了？” „How is he? How can be he?” “怎么是他？怎么会是他？” „This is......” “这是……” „Is Zhang Ye!” “是张烨！” „Does he, he do?” “他,他来干什么啊？” „Heavens!/[days]!” “天啊！” „Real his mother is Zhang Ye!” “真他妈是张烨啊！” „My God!” “哦买噶的！” The audiences have one are, was scared! 观众有一个算一个,都傻眼了！