The matterwas noisily big!
事情闹大了!Manypeople of Spring Festivaldo not look, comesto surround!
好多人春晚都不看了,前来围观!«A Letter To Homeholds on toMusic Billboardthird!»
《一封家书坐稳音乐风云榜第三名!》«Zhang YeYao JiancainewCrosstalkreceives the unanimous good marks!»
《张烨姚建才新相声受到一致好评!》
The «world table tennis championshipmen's teamis regretfully lost!»
《世界兵乓球锦标赛男团惜败!》«Han Lilossreason?»
《韩力的输球原因?》«head coachLiu YifengsupportsHan Li!»
《总教练刘一峰力挺韩力!》
The «memberinlive broadcastcomplained that A Letter To Homeis too coarse! Causesto lose the game!»
《队员在直播中抱怨一封家书太难听!导致输球!》Onlinerecent newsalsoone after another!
网上的新闻消息也一个接一个!Han LialsocalculatesveryhotCelebrityathlete, althoughtable tennisplayerwas paid attention to the degree and famedefinitelydoes not compareEntertainment CircleCelebrity, but the Celebrityathletemixedreallywell, popularity was also quitehigh, hadYao Ming, Liu Xiang, Li NalikeZhang Yethatworldwait / etc.severalexamples.韩力也算个很火的明星运动员,虽然兵乓球球员的受关注程度和名气肯定比不上娱乐圈的明星,但明星运动员真混得好了,人气也是相当高的,像张烨那个世界就有姚明、刘翔、李娜等等几个例子。At this moment, Han LiWeibowas been rotten.
此刻,韩力的微薄已经被人烂了。Alsosimilarlyreceiveshasnational sports teamhead coachLiu Yifeng that besieges, evenofficialWeibo of nationaltable tennis teamalsohad been brushed continually!
同样受到围攻的还有国家队总教练刘一峰,甚至连国家兵乓球队的官方微薄也被人刷了一个遍!„Can youspeak?”
“你们会不会说话的?”„A little demeanor, do not lose faceto the people!”
“有点风度吧,别给国人丢脸了!”„Iam shyforyou, thistimedisgracedlostto the overseasgoes!”
“我都替你们害臊,这次丢人都丢到国外去了啊!”„Loses to the Republic of Koreateamyoualsoto have a faceto scoldZhang Ye? Myrealhis motherwas givenair/Qito be ignorantbyyou! YouscoldedZhang Ye! Who is Teacher Zhangthat? Thatis a specializedblackHan20years of person! Othersfrommake a debutto startwithKorea-personchallenge! Goes to warwithKoreaCelebrity! Everyonetimewiththeirbattles of words, Teacher Zhang to A-list, evenlast yeartoday, Teacher ZhangbecausealsohitLi Anxuto shut in the local police station, the innumerablecommon peoplecrashed in the local police stationto helpZhang Yeget free! Whatscenethatis, do youknow? Have youseen? OtherscontinuouslyonblackHan'sA-list! Has not lost! Whichlooks likeyou, lost the game the strangeZhang Yesongnot to be of pleasant to hear? Anylogic!”
“输给韩国队你们还有脸骂张烨?我真他妈被你们给气懵了!你们骂的着张烨么!张老师那是什么人?那是专业黑韩20年的主儿!人家从一出道开始就在和韩-国-人打架!和韩-国明星干仗!每一次和他们的骂战,张老师都是冲在第一线,甚至去年的今天,张老师还因为打了李安旭被关进派出所,无数老百姓冲进派出所帮张烨开脱!那是个什么场面,你们知道吗?你们见过吗?人家一直都在黑韩的第一线上!从来没输过!哪儿像你们啊,输了球还怪张烨的歌不好听?什么逻辑啊!”„Ialsotook, touchingsome did suchsongpeoplescold?”
“我也服了,这么感人的歌都有人骂?”„Looks at«Everything Alright»! Visitedyouto know!”
“去看《一切都好》吧!看了你们就知道了!”However, severalWeibodo not haveanysound.
然而,几个微薄都没有任何动静。
The Liu YifengandHan Liand othernational sports team of peoplehad not explained that alsohas not paid attention.刘一峰和韩力等国家队的人都没有解释,也没有理会。
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……Todayis doomedis a unusualnight!
今天注定是个不寻常的夜晚!
The satellite TVSpring Festivalbloodspells, the Zhang YeYao JiancainewCrosstalkshocknation, «A Letter To Home»sweeps awayMusic Billboard, the table tennisinternational championshiploses the game, the Han Lilossreasonnew thingmethod, the national sports teamdefaultmanner, a piece of netizenscolded the soundagain, and so on, thislunar New Year's Dayevening was really toolively! However, possiblyisdislikeslivelyare not enough, but also is not very big, Beijing TV Stationhad the bigcondition!
卫视春晚血拼,张烨姚建才新相声震惊全国,《一封家书》横扫音乐风云榜,兵乓球世锦赛输球,韩力输球理由再出新招儿,国家队默认的态度,网友的一片骂声,等等等等,这大年初一的晚上真的是太热闹了!然而,可能是嫌热闹还不够多,还不够大,京城电视台又出了大状况!Backstage.
后台。In the place near assembly hall, onegroup of peoplemakes a mess!
就在会议厅附近的地方,一帮人乱作一团!„Quick, called the ambulancequickly!”
“快,快叫救护车!”„Whoops, how was this?”
“哎呦,怎么了啊这是?”„Hits120!”
“打120啊!”„Teacher Qu Haiyingfainted!”
“瞿海英老师晕倒了!”„Do not movehim! Possiblyisheart disease! Do not movecasually!”
“别动他!可能是心脏病!不要随便动!”„Called the leaderquickly!”
“快去叫领导啊!”„Thismaygo bad! Thismaygo bad!”
“这可坏了!这可坏了啊!”„Teacher Qu! Teacher Qu! Youawake!”
“瞿老师!瞿老师!您醒醒啊!”
After the moment, Chang Xiaoliangleads the people of Directorgroupto catch uphurriedly, „canlike this? Old Qu? Old Qu? Called the ambulance? Hownot to have come!”
片刻后,常晓亮带着导演组的人急急忙忙赶来,“怎么会这样啊?老瞿?老瞿?叫救护车了没有?怎么还不来啊!”Beijing TV StationseveralStation Leaderalsohurriedto catch up!京城电视台的几个台领导也慌忙赶来了!Femalestaffquicklyanxiouslyhave cried, „lunar New Year's Dayhad a vacation, the ambulanceare few!”
一女工作人员都快急哭了,“大年初一都放假了,救护车少!”Chang Xiaoliangtakes the bull by the horns, „do not wait! Finds the personto driveto deliverTeacher Quto go tohospital! In a big hurryquick!”常晓亮当机立断,“别等了!找人开车送瞿老师去医院!快快快!”Hu Feisaidloudly: „Has a look in the Old Qupocketto have the heart diseasemedicine! Giveshimto eatonefirst!”胡飞大声道:“看看老瞿兜里有没有心脏病的药!给他先吃一个!”„Right, takes a drug!”That sidepersonhurriesto be thrown into confusionlooks formedicine.
“对对对,吃药!”那边人赶紧手忙脚乱地找药。
After the personsends off, in the Chang Xiaoliangheartis very heavy, „pressurewas too big.”
等人送走以后,常晓亮心中十分沉重,“压力太大了啊。”
An assistant station chiefsighed, „wasSpring Festival, everybodyboiledday and nightwas too long!”
一个副台长叹气,“为春晚,大家都没日没夜熬了太久了!”„The Teacher Quheartwas not good!”Partner of thisQu HaiyinginProgramsaid: „ButProgramwhat to do? Onehourstarted!”
“瞿老师心脏一直不好!”这次瞿海英在节目中的搭档说道:“可是节目怎么办?还有一个小时就开始了啊!”Station LeaderlookstoChang Xiaoliang, „does Old Chang, change playersto be good?”
一个台领导看向常晓亮,“老常,换人行不行?”Chang Xiaoliangsaidimmediately: „Old QuSketch, centered onhim, thisSketchbases onOld Quthispersonto createcompletely, cannot change players!”常晓亮马上道:“老瞿的小品,就是以他个人为核心的,这小品完全是基于老瞿这个人创作的,换不了人!”Femalevice-Directoris anxiousstamps the feet, „, moreoverchanged playersalsowithout enough time!”
一个女副导演急得直跺脚,“而且换人也来不及了啊!”People of Directorgroupproposedthat„topspareProgram?”
一导演组的人提议,“把备用节目顶上呢?”„Whichis preparedwithProgram, does not useeliminated!”
“哪儿有备用节目啊,不用的都淘汰了!”„Moreoverbeforethesechose in advanceProgramnot to have the Sketchclass!”
“而且之前那些预选节目也没有小品类的啊!”„Has, nowfindspersonto come, preparesagainalsowithout enough time!”
“就算有,现在找人过来,再准备也来不及啊!”„What to do can this?”
“这可怎么办?”„NowourViewership Ratingsis rising dramatically!”
“现在咱们收视率正在飙升啊!”„Right, thisreturnslive broadcast, cannotfewProgram!”
“对啊,这还直播呢,不能少一个节目啊!”„Our canattainthis year the satellite TVSpring Festivalfirst prizereallyhopefully, before ourBeijing Satellite TVSpring Festival, never hasonetimeto attain! ThisisZhang YeandTeacher Yao Jiancaito the result that westrive for! IflanguageclassProgram of next to last actdid not have, had finisheddirectlyahead of time, thatwas also a pity. Most essentialis, Programsentonly, did not have the meansto finishahead of time, otherwisebehindwhat to do? Do the dozen minutes of emptying, allbroadcastadvertisement?”
“咱们这回真有希望能拿到今年卫视春晚的头筹,咱们京城卫视的春晚以前可从来没有一次拿到过!这都是张烨和姚建才老师给咱们争取下来的成绩!如果压轴的语言类节目没了,直接提前结束了,那也太可惜了啊。最关键是,节目单都发出去了,也没办法提前结束啊,不然后面的怎么办?空出来的十几分钟,全播广告吗?”„OtherwisetopwithSingingProgram?”
“不然用歌唱节目顶上?”„SingingProgramonealso2-3minutes, at leastmustlook for34Program! Looks? Whichonlooks? Thisunreasonable!”
“歌唱节目一个也就两三分钟,起码要找34个节目啊!怎么找?上哪儿去找?这更不靠谱!”
The people of Directorgroupwere chaotic, talked at once!导演组的人都乱了,七嘴八舌!Suddenly, at this time, Xiao Lu in crowdspoke thoughtlesslyto propose a suggestion, „otherwise, newlydid causeSketchtop?”
突然,这个时候,人群里的小吕随口提出了一个建议,“要不然,就新弄出一个小品顶上?”PresentlywritesSketch?
现写小品?PresentlypreparesItem?
现准备道具?Has not rehearsed, ondirectlive broadcast?
没有排练,直接上直播?Yourthisis nottalks nonsense! Whoseline?
你这不是扯淡么!谁行啊?Manypeopledo not haveprinciple.
好多人都没理这茬儿。But the Chang Xiaolianghear, is actually suddenlyat presentonebright, becausehehas remembered a person!
可是常晓亮听完,却是突然眼前一亮因为他想起了一个人!
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……Corridorendrestroom.
走廊尽头的休息室。Yao Jiancaisaid: „Outside? Randomly? Had an accident?”姚建才说道:“外面怎么了?这么乱?是不是出什么事了?”Zhang Yeactuallypays no attention, but also there looks atWeibowhileshouts abuse in public.张烨却理也不理,还在那儿一边看微薄一边骂街呢。„Goodbrother.”Yao Jiancaiis overjoyed, „youscolded for tenminutes, rested.”
“行了老弟。”姚建才乐不可支,“你都骂十分钟了啊,歇会儿。”Zhang Yesaid: „ScoldedthemhisthreedaysthreenightsInot to disliketired, thisgroup of hevery......”张烨道:“骂他们丫三天三夜我也不嫌累,这帮丫挺……”
The doorhad been openedfromoutside, has come inall of a suddenseveralpeople, hasStation Leader, hasChang Xiaoliang, hasHu FeiXiao LuDa Fei, manyDirector of Programgroupwithstaff. Thesepeoplecome, hearsZhang YethisfamousHost, famousDirectorandPeking UniversityAssociate ProfessorandMedia CollegeAssociate Professor there withclass-bumsamewas foul-mouthed, mouthwordsthatcalledcoarse, the average people unable to scold!
门被人从外面推开了,一下子进来了十几个人,有台领导,有常晓亮,有胡飞小吕大飞,还有节目组的很多个导演跟工作人员。这些人一进来,就听见张烨这个著名主持人、著名导演、北大副教授、传媒大学副教授在那儿跟流-氓一样地骂骂咧咧,嘴里话那叫一个难听,一般人都骂不出来!Chang Xiaoliang: „......”常晓亮:“……”Hu Fei: „......”胡飞:“……”Station Leader: „......”台领导:“……”Ok, installsnot to hear.
算了,装没听见吧。
The peoplehad not discussedthatunanimouslyhas madethisdecision.
众人都没有商量,就一致作出了这个决定。Zhang Yehad a scare, does not scold, „whoops, Leader Chang? Brother Hu? Assistant Station ChiefSong? How is this?”张烨吓了一跳,也不骂了,“哎呦,常导?胡哥?宋副台长?怎么了这是?”Chang Xiaoliangcomes straight to the point saying: „Teacher Qu Haiyingheart diseasearises suddenly, was taken to the hospital.”常晓亮开门见山道:“瞿海英老师心脏病突发,被送医院了。”Yao Jiancaiis stunned, „is personwhat kind of?”姚建才愕然,“人怎么样?”Qu HaiyingnameZhang Yehas also listened, isgoodSketch Actor.瞿海英的名字张烨也听过,是一个不错的小品演员。Hu Feisaidimmediately: „Telephoneda moment ago, the personjustarrived at the hospital, awoke, shouldnot have the danger, howeverlaterProgramheaffirmed that cannot get up.”胡飞立即道:“刚才打了电话,人刚刚到医院,已经醒了,应该没有生命危险,但是待会儿的节目他肯定上不了了。”Zhang Yerelaxed, is stylish: „Personis all righton the line.”张烨松了口气,顿时道:“人没事就行啊。”Chang Xiaolianghas a look atZhang Ye, „, butSketch of Capital CitySpring Festivalnext to last act, nobodydeveloped!”常晓亮看看张烨,“但是京城春晚压轴的小品,没人演了!”Zhang Yeyo a throat, worriesto sayforthem: „Thatwhat to do? Youhurryto try to find the solution.”张烨哟了一嗓子,也替他们着急道:“那怎么办?你们赶紧想办法啊。”„Leader Zhang.”Capital CitySpring FestivalChief Directorvisitshim saying: „Youdid not saybeforethathas madeSketch?”
“张导。”京城春晚一副总导演看着他道:“你之前不是说,弄了一个小品吗?”hearspeech/words, Zhang Yehas tarried, „what did yousay?”
闻言,张烨呆住了,“你说啥?”Thatpersonduplicates saying: „Sketch.”
那人重复道:“小品。”Zhang Yehas referred to the nose of one's own, „I?”张烨指了指自己的鼻子,“我?”Thathumanity: „Right.”
那人道:“对。”
The Zhang Yestaringbead, „have Isaid?”张烨瞪着眼珠子,“我说过?”
The Chang Xiaoliangnodsaid: „Youhave said.”常晓亮点头道:“你说过。”Talk nonsense!
扯淡!
My his motherCrosstalkactor, do ImakeSketchto do? Iam sick!
我他妈一相声演员,我弄小品干嘛?我有病啊!FinallyZhang Yejust about tospeaks, thatDirectora few wordshave suppressedtohim, thathumanity: „Isyou said that the previousdress rehearsal, youandDong Shanshanhave been late, yousaid that you are studyingSketch, thiscamelate! Leader Changadded that will have the opportunity to withyouworknext yearthatSketch! Youadded that does not have the issue!”
结果张烨刚要说话,那副导演一句话就给他憋了回去,那人道:“就是你说的啊,上次彩排,你和董杉杉迟到了,你说你们俩是在研究一个小品,这才来晚了!常导还说呢,明年有机会要跟你合作那小品!你还说没问题!”Zhang Yewas scared, Fuck, thissayinghe seems to be indistinctresembles...... Has saidreally!张烨傻眼了,我草,这话他仿佛隐约间好像……真说过啊!Chang Xiaoliangcourageouslysaid: „Did not needto cooperatenext year, onthis year, ontoday, Teacher Zhang, our group of peoplemaydepend entirely onyou! Sketch of next to last act...... youcome!”常晓亮当机立断道:“不用明年合作了,就今年吧,就今天吧,张老师,我们这一帮人可全靠你了!压轴的小品……你来吧!”
Do Icome?
我来?Sketch??小品??Zhang Yealmostputs out an oldblood!张烨差点吐出一口老血!Shit! The big brotheryoudo not maketo be good! MysayingCrosstalk, IcameanySketchI! The previousthatwordsIhave meant, butthatisbecauseIandDong Shanshanwas late, my wasspeaks thoughtlesslyto arrange a lieto look forby the head! Said that mybrainoverflowed, myone's owncould not remember! Did youalsotake seriouslyalso? ReturnsSketch? Youthinkmyanythingto be ablereally!我靠!大哥你别闹行不行!我一说相声的,我来什么小品啊我!上次那话我是说过,可那是因为我和董杉杉迟到了啊,我那是随口编了一个瞎话找了个由头啊!说完我连脑子都没过,我自己都记不得了啊!你们丫怎么还当真了啊还?还小品?你们真以为我什么都会呐!
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……【Othersonedaythreebefore down, Icannot come, can only ingiving a namehigh and lowunderKungfu. Thischapter of infant namecalled100, the childhood namecalled200, the nicknamecalled300! Mother-egg! Asked the monthly ticket!!】
【别人都一天三更五更的,我来不了,只能在起名上下下功夫了。这章乳名叫100更,小名叫200更,外号叫300更!妈-蛋!求月票!!】
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