IRAS :: Volume #9

#885: One Letter From Home initiates „massacre”


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Support!” “顶啊!” Forces up «A Letter To Home»!” “把《一封家书》顶上去!” Already fourth!” “已经第四了!” Above is a Chen Guang new special edition result best song!” “上面是陈光新专辑成绩最好的一首歌!” To! Falls Old Chen broken!” “冲啊!把老陈碎掉!” I came! My Fuck you!” “我来了!我顶你个肺!” Explodes Chen Guang Teacher!” “爆掉陈光老师!” Comrades, the countrymen, kill!” “同志们,乡亲们,杀呀!” Makes Zhang Ye enter top three!” “让张烨前三!” Right, making Zhang Ye enter top three! Hahahaha!” “对,让张烨前三哈哈哈哈!” The netizen who one group of anxiousing to stir up trouble made that is more excited than the litigant, was calling or brushes the high praise to «A Letter To Home» or brushes the click or brushes the help to retransmit increases popularity, finally, under boasting of one group of troll army, your mother gave Chen Guang unexpectedly really marvelously broken! 一帮唯恐天下不乱的网友弄得比当事人还要激动,一个个嗷嗷叫着给《一封家书》或刷好评或刷点击或刷帮忙转发增加人气,最后,在一帮水军的咋咋呼呼下,竟然真你妈奇迹般地把陈光给“碎”了! Third! 第三名! Music Billboard daily chart list third: «A Letter To Home»! 音乐风云榜日榜单第三名:《一封家书》! troll army are overjoyed! 水军们欢天喜地! Oh!” “哇塞!” Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” Became! Became!” “成了!成了啊!” Too good x!” “太牛x了!” Puff, you must such damage!” “噗,你们要不要这么损啊!” Whoops, making me smile a while!” “哎呦,让我笑一会儿!” Originally before this group of people, was spun by this Singing tears, some people even listened to cry, was in an instant, sees to live it up? Had the calamity? troll army all of a sudden changed a face, gets angry flipping through the book is quicker, shouting of joking hits to shout " kill ", is insufferably arrogant! 本来这帮人之前都被这首歌唱眼泪打转,有人甚至都听哭了,可是转眼之间,一看见有热闹了?有乱子了?水军们一下子都变了一张脸,翻脸比翻书还要快啊,一个个都逗比似的喊打喊杀,不可一世! Next explodes Sister Zhang!” “下一个爆章姐!” Right! Whoever!” “没错!爱谁谁!” Our goals are first!” “咱们的目标是第一!” Should be the goal in the same month first!” “应该是目标当月第一啊!” No, the «A Letter To Home» Top of the year list!” “不,把《一封家书顶上年榜!” Also year list? Any vision! We must go against the international Music list this song! Top goes to American Music Billboard! Let American feel the Republican country ballad the enthusiasm and temperature!” “还年榜?都什么眼界啊!我们要把这歌顶上国际音乐榜!顶到老美音乐风云榜去!让老美感受一下共和国民谣的热情和温度!” Right, goes to USA!” “对,去美-国!” To!” “冲啊!” Goes forward to USA!” “向美-国前进!” Top his Grandma son!” “顶他姥姥个崽儿!” After many people look, has fainted, Fuck, Have not blown -@00000000000000084889 good? Also your mother USA? How you do not go against the universe to it! How not to go forward to Milky Way!” 很多人看后,都已经晕倒在地了,“我草,你们丫别吹-牛-逼了行不行?还你妈美-国?你们怎么不给它顶出宇宙啊!怎么不向银河系外前进啊!” troll army answered: Is good to propose!” 水军回话:“好提议啊!” Crowds: „......” 围观群众:“……” Online happiness, with celebrating the new year, well, probably celebrated the new year. 网上一片欢乐,跟过年了似的,咦,好像就是过年了。 Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台 Some restroom. 某间休息室。 Yao Jiancai is overjoyed, on your this harsh throat can also last same day Music Billboard? Shit, third! Recently just straddled zones documentary film Director, this ran Musical World to go!” 姚建才乐不可支,“就你这破锣嗓子还能上当天的音乐风云榜我靠,都第三了啊!最近刚跨界完纪录片导演,这又跑乐坛去了啊!” Zhang Ye does not like listening, „, what is my this harsh throat?” 张烨不爱听,“嘿,什么叫我这破锣嗓子?” Hahaha, you are disturb.” Yao Jiancai comments. 哈哈哈,你这是上去捣乱啊。”姚建才评价道。 Zhang Ye blows saying: This is the strength, doesn't understand?” 张烨吹道:“这就是实力,懂不?” Yao Jiancai curls the lip: You is quick.” 姚建才撇嘴:“你快得了吧。” Has a look at the appraisal of Zhang Xia Grandma, has a look at the appraisal of Sister Zhang, has a look at the leaning sentiment recommendation of Ning Lan, critical, was too critical!” Zhang Ye is pointing at the commentary on Weibo. “看看张霞奶奶的评价,看看章姐的评价,看看宁兰的倾情推荐,中肯啊,太中肯了啊!”张烨指着微薄上的评论。 Yao Jiancai: You said!” 姚建才:“你就说吧!” When sang «A Letter To Home» Zhang Ye a moment ago is serious, at this time left office, this male servant turned into the appearance that in the past was smiling. 刚才唱《一封家书》时的张烨还一本正经,这时候下了台,这厮就又变成以往嬉皮笑脸的模样了。 Idles is also idling, they looks at weibo pulls idle. 闲着也是闲着,俩人边看微博边扯闲篇儿。 Suddenly, Yao Jiancai was suddenly happy, „, some people scolded you!” 忽然,姚建才冷不丁乐了,“嘿,有人骂你!” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, scolded my many.” 张烨翻白眼,“骂我的多了。” Yao Jiancai Ha Ha said with a smile: But this others scolded unconventional! You look quickly! Your this song had an accident!” 姚建才哈哈笑道:“可是这回人家骂的别出心裁啊!你快看!你这首歌又出事了!” Zhang Ye had not cared, after collecting took a look at one, is a face is speechless! 张烨本来没在意,凑过去瞅了一眼后,也是一脸无语! Zhang Ye they, other people have discovered incessantly, because this is not common with online a few words, but is a news, is an interview, is live broadcast! 不止张烨俩人,其他人也都发现了,因为这不是寻寻常常跟网上的一句话,而是一个新闻,是一个采访,还是直播 ...... …… Lunar New Year's Day. 大年初一。 The world table tennis championship that externally carries on ended, in the finals of men's team event, the Republican country team 23 loses to the Republic of Korea team, loses three games under 20 big score leading excellent situations continually, table tennis player Han Li that the present world that finally enters the stage is listed second is the condition is unsatisfactorier, lost the essential odd definitely. This time is failed is deeply grieved, the Republican country won ten years of men's team international championship awarding cups first time to change hands continually other! 在国外进行的世界兵乓球锦标赛落幕了,在男子团体赛的决赛中,共和国队23负于韩国队,在20大比分领先的大好局面下连丢三局,最后出场的现世界排名第二的乒乓球选手韩力更是状态不佳,打丢了关键的决胜分。这次是失利是惨痛的,共和国连捧了十年的男子团体世锦赛奖杯第一次易手别家! The CCTV narrator and Host of this competition, have Yu Yingyi! 这场比赛的央视解说员和主持人,就有俞颖怡 The association has lost a match, many table tennis fans are indignant! 团体赛输了,很多兵乓球球迷都气愤不已! Any ball that plays!” “打的什么球啊!” „, That referee has issue!” “靠,那裁判有问题!” Today hits too smelly!” “今天打得太臭了!” Does not look! Big new year's celebration adds to stop up to the person!” “不看了!大过年的给人添堵!” Early knows that I look at any table tennis, I look at Spring Festival to be good!” “早知道我看什么兵乓球啊,我去看春晚好不好!” This sports event had the condition at that time, delayed today has played very much for a long time the finals, finally was such a result? Anything with anything!” “这赛事当时本来就出了状况,拖延了很久才今天打了决赛,结果就是这么个成绩?什么跟什么啊!” Many people are sad. 很多人都心情不好。 But after the game interview time, actually has one that no one has thought. 可是赛后采访的时候,却发生了谁也没想到的一幕。 When the reporter interviewed men's team player Han Li, asked his primary cause of this loss was anything time, the reply that Han Li gave has amused many people! 当记者采访到了男团选手韩力,问他这次输球的主要原因是什么的时候,韩力给出的回答逗乐了很多人! Han Li is angry: „The competition starts before each time, I am familiar with the listening to music reduced pressure.” 韩力愤怒道:“每次比赛开始前我都习惯听歌减压。” Reporter one surprised, listens to music?” What relations this with losing the game to have? The reporter has not understood all of a sudden. 那记者一愕,“听歌?”这跟输球有什么关系?记者一下子也没听懂。 Han Li angrily said: „Did I look for one to obey reluctantly before the song in Music Billboard very much, what «A Letter To Home» call? The original condition is very good, listens to this noise, the heart one was chaotic! I want to ask now, present Music Billboard? Is this Domestic most authoritative Music list? What song can chaotic on?” Then, he no longer replied any issue of reporter, turned the head leaves with the teammate and coach together! In the picture, his teammate has also patted his shoulder, has comforted his. 韩力气道:“我在音乐风云榜找了一首很靠前的歌曲听,叫什么《一封家书》?本来状态还很好的,听完这个噪音,心一下就乱了!我现在就想问问,现在的音乐风云榜都怎么了?这还是国内最权威的音乐榜单吗?什么歌都能乱上的吗?”说罢,他不再回答记者的任何问题,转头就跟着队友和教练一起离开了!画面上,他的队友还拍了拍他的肩膀,安慰了他一下。 This interview is live broadcast, was broadcast! 这段采访是直播,被播出来了! This broadcast that many Weibo troll army smiled insanely! 这一播出,很多微薄水军都笑疯了! Whoops I go!” “哎呦我去!” „Was this excuse too his mother also forced?” “这借口也太他妈牵强了吧?” Your one's own lost the game, but also blames others?” “你自己输了球,还赖别人?” Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” Teacher Zhang was also scolded!” 张老师又被骂了!” Watches the good deed that you do, must top the ranking «A Letter To Home», you took a look, have an accident! Gave the pit the person! Harmed our country to lose the game!” “看你们干的好事,非要把《一封家书》顶上排行榜,你们瞧瞧,出事了吧!把人给坑了吧!害咱们国家输球了吧!” Has any relations with us!” “跟我们有什么关系啊!” This cannot pull out the excrement to depend on the latrine!” “这不是拉不出屎来赖茅房么!” Because is the international game, because is live broadcast, the speech of Han Li caused very big stir, the television has broadcast, who hasn't known? 因为是国际比赛,因为是直播,韩力的这段发言引起了很大轰动,电视都播出去了,谁还不知道啊? time, questioned that the sound blots out the sky! 时间,质疑声铺天盖地! This stupid cunt!” “这傻-逼!” This Han Li finds excuse each time! Previous time also!” “这韩力每次都找理由!上次也是啊!” Listened to me happily! This anything broken gave a pretext!” “给我听乐了!这都什么破借口啊!” Lost lost, did Zhang Ye make you lose the game?” “输了就是输了,难道还是张烨让你输球的?” Facing the huge public opinion pressure, that side the national table tennis team also has to respond. 面对巨大的舆论压力,国家兵乓球队那边也不得不做出回应。 Quick, national table tennis team head coach Liu Yifeng accepted the reporter interview. 很快,国家兵乓球队总教练刘一峰接受了记者采访。 That Female reporter asked: Regarding the Han Li post-game words, how you to see?” 女记者问:“对于韩力赛后的话,您怎么看?” Liu Yifeng said indifferently: As far as I know, Han Li really has the custom that pre-game listens to music to relax, each athlete also has respective one reduced pressure way, this is indisputable, the child is young, therefore the speech way somewhat clashes, this can forgive, has lost the game, whose is not happy.” 刘一峰淡然道:“据我所知,韩力确实有赛前听歌放松的习惯,我们每个运动员也都有各自的一套减压方式,这是无可厚非的,孩子还年轻,所以说话方式有些冲,这个还是可以体谅的,输球了,谁的心情都不好嘛。” Female reporter closely examines: Your meaning is, the national sports team loses the game, that «A Letter To Home» is the direct relation?” 女记者追问:“那您的意思是,国家队输球,那首《一封家书》是直接关系?” Liu Yifeng said: Han Li is young people, compared with easily outside influences by, by me to his understanding, something that presents temporarily, some song, some does not let the thing that he likes, definitely will become the influence to other party, other athlete also impossible hearts not to get off one's main subject, no one will be a sage.” 刘一峰说道:“韩力是年轻人,比较容易受外界影响,以我对他的了解,临时出现的某件事啊,某首歌啊,某个不让他喜欢的东西啊,肯定会对他造成影响的,其他运动员也都不可能心无旁骛,谁也不是圣人。” Female reporter does not know whether to laugh or cry saying: Your meaning is, was the reason of loss Zhang Ye?” 女记者啼笑皆非道:“那您的意思是,输球的原因就是张烨了?” Liu Yifeng also knows after the game that song the origin and singer, said: I had not said.” 刘一峰赛后也知道那首歌的来历和演唱者了,道:“我可没这么说。” The Female reporter heart said that may you be this meaning. 女记者心说可你就是这个意思啊。 Liu Yifeng said: Factor of loss has, except for the factor of outside, we will also engage in introspection from one's own.” 刘一峰道:“输球的因素有很多,除了外界的因素,我们也会从自己身上反省。” That extraneous factor occupies principal factor! 那就还是外界因素占主因啊! «A Letter To Home» did make you lose the game? 还是《一封家书》让你们输球了? By chance, the gate of competition restroom opened at this time, another athlete of table tennis national sports team has come, walks told the side teammate: That anything «A Letter To Home» is enough annoying! This is not disturbs! Otherwise this ball we take steadily!” He does not know that in the room the head coach is accepting television live broadcast to interview, saw, gawked, hurries to close and exit. 恰巧,这时候比赛休息室的门开了,一个兵乓球国家队的另一位运动员进来了,边走边跟旁边队友说:“那什么《一封家书》是够可气的!这不是捣乱么!不然这场球我们稳稳拿下的!”他不知道屋里总教练正在接受电视直播采访,看到后一愣,赶紧关门又出去了。 But this actually much had been broadcast by one! 可是这一段却被一句不少地播了出去! Scolded the sound to come in swarms all of a sudden! 骂声一下子蜂拥而至! Any meaning!” “什么意思啊!” I also think that is innocent on a Han Li person, did your entire national sports team depend on Zhang Ye?” “我还以为就韩力一个人不懂事呢,你们整个国家队都赖上张烨了?” This was also too forced!” “这也太牵强了吧!” Although online scolded the Zhang Ye person to be many, but can you at least find a reasonable excuse? What did this call? This is not looks for trouble!” “虽然网上骂张烨的人很多,可你们至少得找一个合理的理由吧?这叫什么?这不是没事找事么!” Your one's own is willing to listen to music! Others have not compelled you to listen!” “你自己愿意听歌的!别人又没逼你听!” Player is young, is innocent? But your head coach is innocent!” “球员年轻,不懂事?可你总教练怎么也跟着不懂事啊!” Yes, Han Li has had this problem, always likes shirking the responsibility, he lost the game, you as head coach not only does not criticize him, instead also helps him find the excuse? Helps the national sports team shirk the responsibility? Your anything person! Your member surnamed Li, the cursing at people words we may hear!” “是啊,韩力一直有这个毛病,老是爱推卸责任,他输了球,你作为总教练不但不批评他,反而还帮他找理由?帮国家队推卸责任?你什么人啊!还有你那个姓李的队员,骂人的话我们可都听见了!” Teacher Zhang lying down spear|gun!” 张老师又躺枪了!” „The people of this group of table tennis teams also too comedy!” “这帮兵乓球队的人也太搞笑了啊!” After Han Li, again had not answered. 韩力之后就没有再回话。 Liu Yifeng has not given any explanation again, possibly he had greeted in the changing room, finally, the other members of team have not accepted the reporter to interview. 刘一峰也没有再做任何解释,可能在更衣室他已经打过招呼了,最后,团队的其他队员都没有接受记者采访。 ...... …… Telephone sound. 电话响了。 Is Yu Yingyi hits. 俞颖怡打来的。 Zhang Ye is shouting abuse in public in that goes to him in a big way - master -!” Answers the telephone. 张烨正在那骂街呢,“去他大-爷-的!”接起电话。 Yu Yingyi said: Zhang'er.” 俞颖怡道:“张儿。” I.” Zhang Ye said. “我在呢。”张烨道。 Yu Yingyi blinks, „is this? Saw live broadcast?” 俞颖怡眨眼,“怎么了这是?看见直播了?” Zhang Ye snort|hum said: Can unable to see, but also dislikes my Singing isn't good? Listens to my song you to lose the game? That Zhang Yuanqi sang well, Chen Guang sang well, Fan Wenli sang well, his mother listened daily, how to have listened to a world to place first? Pulls any pale with me!” 张烨哼道:“能看不见么,还嫌我歌唱的不好?听我一首歌你就输球?那章远棋唱得好,陈光唱得好,范文丽唱得好,丫他妈天天听去,怎么没听一个世界排名第一啊?跟我扯什么淡!” Yu Yingyi said: I, with the competition scene, just finished externally now, next day returned to homeland on the airplane, I told you, this Han Li this welldoing, last year had lost the game, he said that the racket was not good, at the beginning of last year has lost one time to the Japan player, he said that the air of athletic field was not good.” 俞颖怡道:“我在国外呢,现在还跟比赛现场,刚忙完,第二天就飞机回国了,我告诉你啊,这个韩力一直都这个德行,去年输球,他说球拍不好,去年年初输过一次给日-本选手,他说赛场的空气不好。” The Zhang Ye air/Qi was happy, that you said that whom I incur to annoy who? How what evil reputation is my? Good, Han Li had this problem we not to say first, their other member also that welldoing? Their head coach also that welldoing? This did not have the truth! This matter was unable such to consider as finished really!” 张烨气乐了,“那你说我招谁惹谁了?怎么什么屎盆子都是我的啊?好,韩力有这个毛病咱先不说,他们其他队员也那个德行?他们总教练也那个德行?这就没道理了吧!这事儿还真不能就这么算了!” Yao Jiancai is happy in the one side. 姚建才就在一旁乐。 one's own this young waiter, this is really day-by-day bad luck enough! Sang, your mother can cause one massacre to come, making the table tennis players who a world was listed second not play a ball game! 自己这小伙计啊,这一天天真是够倒霉的!唱个歌,都你妈能弄出一桩“惨案”来,让一个世界排名第二的兵乓球选手都不会打球了! Whom thinks not to have! 想想也是没谁了!
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