IRAS :: Volume #9

#873: The crosstalk work decided!


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Online was also insane! 网上也疯了! 2. ◇↓, 98%! Your younger sister!” “2。◇↓,98%!你妹啊!” His mother was too scary!” “太他妈吓人了!” „More than ten years ago have not entered the comprehensive age of the Internet, when the people mainly take the visual broadcast as the recreational activity, some about 3% Viewership Ratings people can achieve, is in immediately this Internet age, in this television early is not the time of family essential item, can achieve this Viewership Ratings Program group, only then the Zhang Ye team, can achieve this Viewership Ratings person, only then Zhang Ye!” “在十多年前还没进入全面互联网时代的时候,在民众们主要还是以电视广播为娱乐活动的时候,近3%的收视率还是有人能达到的,可是在当下这个网络时代,在这个电视机早已经不是家庭必需品的时代,能做到这个收视率节目组,只有张烨的团队,能做到这个收视率的人,只有张烨!” Is Zhang Ye cheers!” “为张烨喝彩!” This is in history the unique miracle!” “这是史上绝无仅有的奇迹!” Measures with the eye other television stations to look silly!” “目测其他电视台已经看傻!” Yes, thinks before a documentary film highest achievement was also mediocre, was broken 2 Viewership Ratings, who can think of «A Bite of China», when the last volume has shocked all people once again, this degree, has Viewership Ratings also been able to welcome one time to rise suddenly?” “是啊,之前以为一部纪录片的最高成就也就不过如此了,也就不过是破2的收视率了,谁能想到《舌尖》在最后一集的时候又一次震惊了所有人啊,都已经这个程度了,收视率还能迎来一次暴涨?” I love «A Bite of China»! Too attractive!” “我爱《舌尖》!太好看了!” This is in history most attractive documentary film!” “这是史上最好看的纪录片!” Also has in the second quarter?” “还有没有第二季啊?” Do not finish! Every weekend looks at the CCTV record channel, became being used to it of my family!” “别结束啊!每周末看央视纪录频道,已经成为我家的习惯了!” Asked to make the sequel!” “求拍续集!” Teacher Zhang, if later has opportunity, pats again in the second quarter!” 张老师,以后要是有机会,再拍第二季吧!” «A Bite of China» finished, does not give up really!” “《舌尖》结束,真舍不得啊!” I do not give up, this should be Zhang Ye in CCTV last Program, waits to celebrate the new year, he did not have Takuya to be about to expire with the CCTV contract.” “我也舍不得,这应该是张烨央视的最后一个节目了,等过了年,他跟央视的合约没多久也快到期了。” Yao Jiancai round of weibo: Congratulates brother's Program perfect ending!” 姚建才微博:“祝贺老弟的节目完美收官!” Domestic documentary film Director, «A Bite of China» or is a mountain that the documentary film history forever is unable to overstep. Blessed Zhang Ye, later was getting better and better!” 国内一个纪录片导演,“《舌尖》或将是纪录片历史永远无法逾越的一座高山。祝福张烨,以后越来越好!” Dong Shanshan: Congratulations old schoolmate.” 董杉杉:“恭喜老同学。” Yu Yingyi: In Zhang Ye passes on history most to have the fellow of talent, Host best Director. Director best Mathematician(s), Mathematics best Writer, Literature best Host!” 俞颖怡:“张烨中传史上最有才华的家伙,主持界最好的导演导演界最好的数学家,数学界最好的文学家,文学界最好的主持人!” Zhang Xia: Wish Little Zhang to set new high again.” 张霞:“祝小张再创新高。” Fan Wenli: Anticipates the Teacher Zhang Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk work.” 范文丽:“期待张老师京城春晚相声作品。” Irritability of «A Bite of China», has inspired in the entire industry regarding the confidence of documentary film this kind of young audiences Program form, the same day that «A Bite of China» finished, already many television stations or the production companies put on the program the documentary film case, even some television stations announced broadcast time. The Guangxi satellite TV will soon promote next week keeps off «To enter Good food» documentary film and Guangdong satellite TV will screen «Delicacy in Village» next month. The Shandong Television station large sum of money builds will keep off good food documentary film «Greedy» starting will also photograph, will be borrowing «A bite of China» this east wind. 舌尖》的火爆,也提振了整个业内对于纪录片这类小众节目形式的信心,《舌尖》结束的当天,就已经有很多电视台或制作公司将纪录片的案子提上日程,甚至有的电视台已经宣布了播出时间。广西卫视下周即将推出一挡《走进美食》的纪录片、广东卫视下月将上映《乡村里的美味》。山东电视台重金打造的一挡美食纪录片《馋》也将开机拍摄,都在借《舌尖上的中国》这趟东风。 «A Bite of China» still in broadcasting, them naturally cannot on. Because everyone knows, how regardless of they not possibly pat with «A Bite of China» side by side, is unable to contend with it, when «A Bite of China» broadcast. Kept off good food class documentary film also one after another to promote innumerably. publicity like a raging fire. 舌尖》还在播出的时候,他们自然不会上。因为谁都知道,他们无论怎么拍也不可能与《舌尖》比肩,是无法与之抗衡的,所以等到《舌尖》播完了。无数挡美食类纪录片也都陆续推出了。宣传得如火如荼。 Some experts this phenomenon, after calling, A Bite of China time. 有专家将这种现象,称之为后“舌尖”时代。 ...... …… In the morning. 这天上午。 Taoran Pavilion. 陶然亭 Wu Zeqing. 吴则卿家。 Old Wu, I came.” 老吴,我来了。” Comes.” “进来吧。” Slipper where?” “拖鞋在哪儿呢?” Did not need to trade, entered directly.” “不用换了,直接进。” In the room, Wu Zeqing has not turned head, is inciting thing of one pile of bags in that side, looks probably is the clothes pants anything's packing. Old Wu is a appearance of home, black tight-fitting pants. Ash-gray knitting woolen sweater, looks like specially gentle. Has temperament. 屋里,吴则卿也没回头,正在那边鼓捣着一堆大包小包的东西,看着好像是衣服裤子什么的包装。老吴是一身居家的打扮,黑色的紧身裤。灰色的针织毛衣,看起来特别柔和。有气质 Zhang Ye takes a step, „do you do?” 张烨迈步过去,“你干嘛呢?” For the clothes that you buy.” Wu Zeqing has lent one, throws the packing in one side, took up the clothes to stretch stretching, toward Zhang Ye on empty a gesture, said with a smile: Come, tries.” “给你买的衣服。”吴则卿拆出了一件,将包装扔在一边,拿起衣服来抻了抻,往张烨身上虚着一比划,微笑道:“来,试试。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: How did you buy the clothes for me?” 张烨笑道:“你怎么又给我买衣服了?” Wu Zeqing said: I feared that you do not have the clothes to put on.” 吴则卿说道:“我怕你没衣服穿。” Your previous time has not put on for me who I buy.” Zhang Ye said. “你上次给我买的我还没怎么穿呢。”张烨道。 Wu Zeqing said: Has celebrated the new year, your one's own does not buy the clothes, whom don't I buy to buy for you for you?” 吴则卿道:“过年了,你自己也不买衣服,我不给你买谁给你买啊?” This actually, since Zhang Ye took Entertainment Circle this road, he has not gone to the market basically, does not have the means that the person are too many, his present majority of clothes are Wu Zeqing buy for him actually, but also there is any skin appliances, the special treatment ticket that the Radio and TV that side issues the shopping card anything, Old Wu also frequently gives him, her one's own does not use actually, that side Radio and TV the welfare of department level leader, half entered the Zhang Ye pocket. Must know, but Zhang Ye this goods that side bureau the once blacklist first person, nowadays observation of primary mass data object, if the people of bureau know that their main hall level the leadership welfare is Zhang Ye is all enjoying, does not know that will make what feelings. 这倒是,自从张烨走了娱乐圈这条路,他基本就没去过商场了,没办法,人太多啊,他现在的大部分衣服其实都是吴则卿给他买的,还有什么护肤品啊,广电那边发的优惠券啊购物卡啊什么的,老吴也是经常给他,她自己倒是不怎么用,广电那边的厅级领导的福利,一半都进了张烨的口袋。要知道,张烨这货可是总局那边曾经的黑名单第一人,现如今的重点观察对象,要是总局的人知道他们正厅级的领导福利全都是张烨在享受,不知道会作何感想。 How wants a little to satirize. 怎么想都有点讽刺。 Ok, I try.” Zhang Ye also takes to him a block, this is Dahongpao, takes to you newly.” “行,那我试试。”张烨也拿给他一个小盒,“这是大红袍,新给你拿的。” Wu Zeqing hear speech/words smiles, previous time you with me, I have not known that what tea this is, for these days read the news to be clear, no wonder you other day such thousand urged ten thousand injunctions to make me not see somebody off, originally was the ancient famous tea, in the world only saved on how many mother trees? You are one's own are saving well, gives me also to waste.” 吴则卿闻言笑笑,“上次你拿给我,我还不知道这是什么茶呢,这几天看了新闻才明白,怪不得你上回那么千叮咛万嘱咐让我别送人呢,原来是古代的名茶,世界上仅存的就那么几株母树?你还是自己好好存着吧,给我也是浪费。” Zhang Ye oh said: You drink, drinks casually, there me are in any case many, you take several jin (0.5 kg) me to give you several jin (0.5 kg), this did not call the matter!” 张烨哎呀道:“你就喝吧,随便喝,反正我那儿多着呢,你要几斤我给你几斤,这都不叫事儿!” Has a look, this male servant gives by to subdue|grams to others, actually by the Jin gives to Old Wu. 看看,这厮给别人都论克给,给老吴却论斤给。 This is the disparity! 这就是差距! Zhang Ye starts the trial clothes, works as Old Wu surface not to have anything to be embarrassed, in also wears the fall clothing autumn trousers in any case, each article puts on. Old Wu is careful, coat coat, pants shoes, even bought two to be new for him including the fall clothing autumn trousers and sock. 张烨开始试衣服,当着老吴的面儿也没什么不好意思的,反正里面也穿着秋衣秋裤呢,就一件件地穿。老吴是真上心,外套上衣,裤子鞋子,甚至连秋衣秋裤和袜子都给他买了两身儿新的。 Puts on while chatted. 边穿边聊。 „Did Program broadcast?” 节目播完了?” Just ended.” “刚完。” „Did that wait to celebrate the new year?” “那就等着过年了?” Hi, anything, Spring Festival Crosstalk I have not done well.” “嗨,什么呀,春晚相声我还没弄好呢。” Also perhaps arranges?” “还没准备好吗?” Does not have, does not want to say anything.” “没呢,一直没想好说什么呢。” In brain doesn't have the thing?” “脑子里没东西?” That actually, was I do not have this vigor.” “那倒不是,是我没这个精气神了啊。” Called not to have the vigor?” “怎么叫没精气神了?” Zhang Ye explained: Before I said Crosstalk, at heart that one breath, or was the anger, either was the resentment, I said that Crosstalk that rushed to curse at people, otherwise scolded Crosstalk, otherwise scolded CCTV Spring Festival, was recently, I should the people of scolding scold, that should fight has also fired off, for these days the full world inquired, nobody move of I, then I on the contrary do not know that should say any Crosstalk was good.” 张烨解释道:“以前我说相声,都是凭着心里那一口气,或者是怒气,或者是怨气,我说相声那都是奔着骂人去的,要不然骂相声界,要不然骂央视春晚,可是最近吧,我该骂的人都骂完了,该打的架也都打完了,这几天满世界扫听,也没有人招我了啊,这下我反倒是不知道该说什么相声好了。” Wu Zeqing has smiled, always to be thinking how challenge daily?” 吴则卿笑了,“怎么天天老想着打架?” Zhang Ye said: Was used to it, if some people incurred me, I said that Crosstalk scolded him a day a night I to be able not to bring identical style, now any matter does not have, I a little will not say on the contrary, that side Beijing TV Station has also been urging my Program, others had a dress rehearsal the second time, my this anything work has not prepared, look.” He has referred to under the lip of one's own, these days worried to get angry, the mouth bubbled.” 张烨道:“习惯了啊,要是有人招我,我说个相声骂他一天一夜我都能不带重样儿的,现在什么事都没有,我反倒有点不会说了,京城电视台那边也一直在催我的节目,人家彩排都第二次了,我这还什么作品都没准备呢,看。”他指了下自己的嘴唇,“这几天着急上火,嘴都起泡了。” I wipe the eye medicinal ointment to you.” Wu Zeqing went to two buildings, took the medicine to get down quickly. “我给你抹点眼药膏。”吴则卿去了二楼,很快拿着药下来了。 Zhang Ye continued to her: I am worrying now, that side Old Yao the telephone my several, I before Spring Festival the duty, must also write the Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk book.” 张烨继续对她说:“我现在正发愁呢,老姚那边也电话我好几个了,我春节前的任务,现在就是得把京城春晚相声本子写出来。” Old Wu has pushed the eye medicinal ointment on the finger, applies medicine to him gently, I also accessed the net to look at some netizens recently to your appraisal, many people like your Crosstalk, said vents spleen very much, but the small some people do not like, thought that your Crosstalk vicious tendencies are too heavy, with this hitting, does not hit with that.” 老吴挤了点眼药膏在手指上,轻轻给他上药,“我最近也上网看了看有些网友对你的评价,很多人喜欢你的相声,说很解气,但也有一小部分人不喜欢,觉得你相声戾气太重,不是跟这个打,就是跟那个打。” Zhang Ye embarrassed [say / way]: I am this style.” 张烨不好意思道:“我一直就是这个风格啊。” Wu Zeqing takes a look at him, said with a smile: I have also wanted to ask you, does not curse at people, won't you say Crosstalk? I have not believed.” 吴则卿瞅瞅他,微笑道:“我也一直想问你呢,难道不骂人,你就不会说相声了?我还真不信。” Naturally can say.” Zhang Ye wants not to say. “当然能说。”张烨想也不想道。 Wu Zeqing said: Therefore, why you can't say one time well?” 吴则卿道:“所以,你为什么不能好好说一次?” Said well?” Zhang Ye blinked. “好好说?”张烨眨了眨眼睛。 Wu Zeqing twists the eye medicinal ointment, says with a smile makes them have a look, your Zhang Ye does not curse at people, can reach an agreement Crosstalk!” 吴则卿拧起眼药膏,笑着道“让他们所有人看看,你张烨就算不骂人,也能把相声说好!” Zhang Ye was silent, has thought enough one minute, his racket thigh, said suddenly loudly: Good! Listens your! My this makes this group of people take a look! Let Crosstalk long keep eyes open! Without Crosstalk that I cannot say!” 张烨沉默了,想了足足一分钟,他突然一拍大腿,大声道:“好!听你的!我这回就让这帮人瞧瞧!让相声界长长眼!没有我不能说的相声!” Wu Zeqing said with a smile: Had the fighting spirit?” 吴则卿笑道:“有斗志了?” Had!” “有了!” Had the vigor?” “有精气神了?” Had! I think how was good to say!” “有了!我想好怎么说了!” Then, Zhang Ye has taken up cell phone, the first telephone hit to Yao Jiancai. 说罢,张烨已经拿起了手机,第一个电话就打给了姚建才 Toot toot, passed. 嘟嘟,通了。 Yao Jiancai Voice has braved, Zhang'er, how?” 姚建才声音冒了出来,“张儿,怎么着?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Old Yao, I thought! Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk, this time we well said! The ancient form of acupuncture evil of the age, making them enlarge ones vision!” 张烨笑道:“老姚,我想好了!京城春晚相声,这一次咱俩就好好说一回!针砭时弊,让他们开开眼!” Yao Jiancai one surprised, said well?” 姚建才一愕,“好好说?” Zhang Ye said: Right!” 张烨道:“对!” Yao Jiancai questioned: You?” 姚建才质疑道:“你行吗?” Zhang Ye faints, why amn't I good? You also think that my Crosstalk will curse at people face-smacking?”( To be continued.) 张烨晕倒,“我干嘛不行啊?你也以为我相声就会骂人打脸呢啊?”(未完待续。)
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