Presents all people inconceivable to look to the screen, cannot believe the eye of one's own simply! 在场所有人都不可思议地看向屏幕,简直不敢相信自己的眼睛！ „Heavens!/[days]!” “天啊！” „Didn't repair? Didn't fix?” “不是修复了吗？不是修好了吗？” „This what situation?” “这什么情况啊？” „Is Zhang Ye?” “又是张烨？” „Fuck I was insane!” “我草我要疯了啊！” „Is your younger sister trades personally good!?” “你妹啊换个人行不行啊！？” „Comes again, I do not believe am he!” “再来,我就不信还是他！” „Right, was as luck would have it, next is impossible!” “对,就是赶巧了,下一个不可能了！” „, If again is Zhang Ye, I ate the table!” “靠,如果再是张烨,我把桌子吃了！” Spring Festival Chief Director complexion difference. 春晚总导演脸色异样。 Nearby vice- Chief Director does not believe in evil doctrines, immediately called out: „I come, to stop!” 旁边一个副总导演不信邪,马上叫道:“我来,停！” A Chen Ye racket. 陈野一拍。 Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Spring Festival Master Planning: „Stops!” 春晚总策划:“停！” Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Spring Festival female vice- Master Planning: „Stops!” 一个春晚女副总策划:“停！” Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Xu Yipeng said dull: „Stops!” 徐一鹏呆呆道:“停！” Zhang Ye! 张烨！ The third round 20 prizes, Zhang Ye has taken 20 once again! 第三轮20个奖品,张烨又一次拿下了20个！ The perspiration on CCTV that several technique personnel foreheads came out all of a sudden! 央视那几个技术人员脑门上的汗一下子就出来了！ This flash, all people instantaneously turned head to look to the table of last row of 14 channel, the facial color was one by one panic-stricken! 这一刹那,所有人都瞬间回头看向了最后一排的14频道的桌位,一个比一个面色惊恐！ Was scared! 都傻眼了！ Was ignorant! 都懵了！ Several Station Leader you have a look at me, I have a look at you, immediately regret resulted in the intestines azure feeling, if before , when the conference site entrance bit to death has not made Zhang Ye come, now will not present this matter, a CCTV annual meeting well, makes Zhang Ye mixing this now! 几个台领导你看看我,我看看你,顿时有一种悔得肠子都青了的感觉,如果之前在会场门口的时候就咬死了不让张烨进来,现在也不会出现这种事啊,好好的一个央视年会啊,现在却让张烨给搅和成了这样！ Surnamed Zhang! 姓张的！ I go to you two - big - master -! 我去你二-大-爷-的！ You add to the chaos intentionally you!? 你丫成心来添乱的吧你！？ Female Host stunned half of the day, stutters saying: „Next, below, please appreciate Sketch, please develop...... Mounts the stage.” 女主持人错愕了半天,结巴道:“下,下面,请欣赏小品,请演……员登台。” Program starts, actually few individuals looked, even on the stage is developing the Sketch person, is sizing up in the last row of Zhang Ye direction suddenly repeatedly, they will prepare Program in the backstage, preceding performance here matter they will unable to hear, will spit at heart also blood! 节目开始,却没有几个人去看,甚至就连台上在演小品的人,也冷不丁朝着最后一排张烨的方向频频打量着,他们就算在后台准备节目,前场这边的事他们也不会听不见啊,心里也都吐血不已！ Little Wang said: „Opens, Leader Zhang!” 小王道:“张,张导！” Zhang Ye said indifferently: „Little Wang, takes prize.” 张烨淡然道:“小王,去拿奖。” Little Wang: „......” 小王:“……” Ha Qiqi: „......” 哈齐齐:“……” Huang Dandan: „......” 黄丹丹:“……” Before Ha Qiqi and Huang Dandan , added that if pulls out to this cell phone gives Zhang Ye, finally delivers your younger sister, others Leader Zhang one's own entire package of circle! 哈齐齐和黄丹丹之前还说如果抽到这个手机就送给张烨呢,结果送你妹啊,人家张导自己一口气全包圆儿了！ When are not many, 14 channels were also many several big boxes! 不多时,14频道这边又多了好几个大箱子！ After ten minutes, Sketch on stage had finished roughly, general of actors performance, the audiences do not have any thoughts to look at Program, finally including applause few, content that because all people cover already on new round Lottery! They saw that many people are busy in that side! 十分钟后,台上的小品磕磕绊绊地结束了,演员们表现的一般,观众们也没什么心思看节目,最后连掌声都没有几个,因为所有人关注的内容已经在新一轮的抽奖上了！他们看到,很多人都在那边忙忙碌碌着！ „Changes the machine, hurry up!” “换机器,快点！” „Movement speeds up again!” “动作再加快些！” „Good?” “好了没有？” „Debugs, finally confirmed!” “调试一下,最后确认！” „paralysis, I do not believe!” “麻痹,我就不信了！” The technique personnel and field personnel are upon the jump, changes the machine, this is the instruction that Station Leader just issued, the leaders have not allowed so to be again chaotic! 技术人员和现场工作人员跑来跑去,换机器,这是台领导刚刚下达的指示,领导们已经不允许再这么乱下去了！ The Spring Festival Program group and CCTV Channel 1 some people most hate to the marrow of the bones to Zhang Ye, that side tosses about, they in motherfucker! 春晚节目组和央视一套的一些人对张烨可谓是最恨之入骨的,那边折腾的时候,他们都在骂娘！ „This Zhang Ye too can do matter!” “这张烨太能搞事了啊！” „This matter too evil!” “这事太邪性了！” „What back door procedure was on the computer by secure?” “是不是电脑上被安了什么后门程序？” „Who knows that possibly, therefore leads lets change the machine!” “谁知道啊,可能吧,所以领导才让换机器啊！” „Right, if there is any Trojan Horse procedure, changed the computer not to have the issue!” “对,如果有什么木马程序在,换了电脑也就没问题了！” „All is Zhang Ye, this also plays anything!” “全是张烨的,这还玩什么啊！” „His «I Want On Spring Festival» Crosstalk have not given us a confession, CCTV gives his punishment not to cover chummily, how did he also take to reward? Is one with also 60 prizes? This his mother called any matter!” “他那段《我要上春晚》的相声还没给咱们一个交代呢,央视给他的处分还没捂热乎呢,怎么他还拿上奖了？一拿还就是60个奖品？这他妈叫什么事啊！” „Has the trick!” “有猫腻！” „Right, on the computer definitely has the trick!” “对,电脑上肯定有猫腻！” The machine was traded, exchanged a new machine, the Lottery procedure has also reinstalled, script, was not that complex, debugged to use slightly. 机器被换了,换上了一台新机器,抽奖程序也是重新安装的,小程序,也并不是那么复杂,略微调试了一下就可以使用了。 That technique personnel said: „Good!” 那技术人员道:“好了！” Chen Ye clenches teeth, „was really good?” 陈野咬牙,“真好了？” The technique personnel smile bitterly does not fall, at this moment, they do not dare to vouch, „should be good.” 技术人员苦笑不跌,事到如今,他们也不敢打包票了,“应该好了。” To be honest, they have done these many years technique, this time matter they do not know where really the issue leaves, probably damn! 说实话,他们搞了这么多年的技术,这一次的事情他们真的不知道问题出在哪里啊,好像见了鬼了！ Lottery continues! 抽奖继续！ This prize is more expensive, is the latest touching screen ultra-thin notebook, brings the pen, brings the keyboard protection cover, is the equipment of one set, must make an analogy the words, a surface-pro series that on a little similar Zhang Ye that Earth Microsoft leaves, naturally, in detail many differences, but general function similar, the price must be more expensive, this is portable graphic operation terminal tall Peiben, the model is to also go against matches, only compared with that model of limited edition low the little disposition, the Domestic official market selling price is 13999! 这一回的奖品更加贵重,是最新款的触屏超薄笔记本电脑,带笔,带键盘保护壳,是一整套的设备,非要打个比喻的话,有点类似张烨那个地球上微软出的一款surface-pro系列,当然了,细节上还是有很多区别的,只不过大概功能很多都差不多,价格也要更贵,这是一款便携性触摸屏高配本,型号也是顶配,只比限量版的那个型号低了一点点配置,国内的官方市场售价是13999！ Altogether ten! 一共十台！ This time was not 20! 这次不是20台了！ „Prize is really good!” “奖品真牛啊！” „This book I kept thinking for several years! Cannot afford!” “这本子我惦记好几年了！买不起啊！” „In stage this bled , a such expensive prize box of box?” “台里这回是真出血了啊,这么贵的奖品一箱一箱的？” „But your mother has not related with us!” “可是你妈跟咱们没关系啊！” „This chapter is not Zhang Ye?” “这回不会又是张烨的吧？” „Cries to faint!” “哭晕！” „Don't!” “别介啊！” „I have not hugged to anticipate!” “我已经根本不抱期待了啊！” „Didn't change the computer?” “不是换电脑了吗？” „Changes the computer I not to anticipate!” “换电脑我也不期待了！” Chen Ye is not quite also high-spirited, announces: „Under, Lottery starts.” Even if has changed the machine, even if felt that this time will be different, but passed through the front several times, Chen Ye does not dare to vouch for now, bellows at heart secretly: paralysis, again should not be he! Again should not be he! 陈野也情绪不太高,宣布道:“下面,抽奖开始。”纵然已经换了机器,纵然感觉这次可能会不一样了,但经过了前面几次,陈野如今也不敢打包票了啊,心里暗暗大吼:麻痹,不要再是他了！不要再是他了！ Meanwhile, this shout many people at heart are roaring. 与此同时,这个喊声很多人都在心里吼起来。 The Station Leader manner is simpler, so long as is not Zhang Ye, now whose his mother wins the prize to be good! 台领导的态度更简单,只要不是张烨,现在谁他妈拿奖都行！ The Lottery procedure started to operate, the picture of staff flashes above unceasingly! 抽奖程序已经开始运行了,员工们的照片不断在上面闪动！ Chen Ye inspired, „leadership.” 陈野吸了口气,“领导。” The station manager was disinclined to play, said to side: „You come.” 台长都懒得玩了,对旁边道:“你们来吧。” An assistant station chief could not have the interest, so long as does not think that one's own just a saying stopped, in the picture presented the Zhang Ye picture and name, was too unlucky, „Old Xu, you came.” 一个副台长也提不起兴致,只要是不想自己刚一说停,画面上就出现张烨的照片和名字啊,太晦气了,“老徐,你来吧。” „Old Zhou, shouted.” “老周,还是喊吧。” Several Station Leader shoves around, actually nobody first shouted. 几个台领导推来推去,竟然没有一个人先喊。 Assistant Station Chief Zhou sees this, braced oneself, „line, that I first came.” Looks at the screen, after biting molar, he said loudly: „Stops!” 周副台长见此,还是硬着头皮上了,“行,那就我先来。”看着屏幕,一咬后槽牙,他大声道:“停！” Many people do not want to look at screen, had the shadow at heart! 很多人都不想看屏幕了,心里都有阴影了啊！ Moment when but the Lottery result comes out, below person one surprised, immediately resounds the cheers! 可是当抽奖结果出来的一刻,下面人一愕,顿时响起欢呼声！ „!” “哇！” „Came out!” “出来了！” „It is not Zhang Ye!” “不是张烨！” „Hahahaha! It is not Zhang Ye! It is not Zhang Ye!” “哈哈哈哈！不是张烨！不是张烨啊！” „Heavens!/[days], finally is not he!” “天啊,终于不是他啦！” Assistant Station Chief Zhou one was happy! 周副台长一下就乐了！ Jiang Yuan pats the leg, „may calculate that fixed!” 江源一拍腿,“可算修好了！” CCTV staff even feeling of weeping! 央视的员工们甚至有一种喜极而泣的感觉！ A Chen Ye also excitement, attractive! Too attractive! 陈野也一阵激动,漂亮啊！太漂亮了啊！ Station Leader look at each other to smile! 台领导们相视而笑！ The person also jubilance of Spring Festival Program group, „changes the computer really to be also effective! Hahahahaha! May calculate to lane surnamed Zhang!” 春晚节目组的人也一片喜气洋洋,“换电脑还真管用啊！哈哈哈哈哈！可算给姓张的弄下去了！” Last row of Ha Qiqi is very regrettable, „is a pity!” 最后一排的哈齐齐十分遗憾,“可惜啊！” Little Wang called out: „Really exasperating, changes any computer!” 小王叫道:“真气人,换什么电脑呀！” Zhang Ye is a little also accidental, but thinks is also, Lucky Halo( Upgraded Version), although compared with before „Ordinary Version” the Luck intensity wanted high many times, but was not 100%. 张烨也有点意外,不过想想也是,幸运光环（升级版）虽然比起之前“普通版”的幸运强度要高了很多倍,但也不是100的。 The surroundings are the jubilant sound. 周围都是欢腾声。 „Does well!” “干得好！” „Opportunity comes finally!” “机会终于来啦！” „My my, computer is my!” “我的我的,电脑是我的！” „I looked that who snatches with me, hey!” “我看谁跟我抢,嘿嘿！” Although middle is not they, but they the award were probably same as! 虽然中间的不是他们,可他们好像就跟中了大奖一样！ „Was right, who was look wins a prize?” “对了,看看是谁得奖了啊？” „This name, Cao Bang?” “这名字,曹邦？” „Well?” “咦？” „It is not right, Cao didn't Director leave job last week?” “不对,曹主任上星期不是离职了吗？” Heard the following objection sound, Chen Ye they also hurries to inquire, this knew to make a mistake, the software routine already completed, at that time increased the personnel list, Cao Bang left job is the quite accidental matter, nobody informed their changing, therefore the name of this person remove, because this actually the technique personnel caused, but was among the departments has not coordinated well, when Spring Festival, was too busy, association a little minor mistake and small slight defect. 听到下面的异议声,陈野他们也赶紧询问了一下,这才知道搞错了,软件程序是早就做好的,那时候已经把人员名单添加进去了,曹邦离职是比较意外的事,也没人通知他们修改,所以这个人的名字就没有撤掉,这倒不是因为技术人员导致的,而是部门之间没有协调好,正值春晚之际,太忙了,总会有点小失误和小瑕疵的。 Since the problem solve of computer Lottery, only was unable to pull out to the Zhang Ye name, that other slight defects can tolerate actually. 既然电脑抽奖的问题解决了,不是只能抽到张烨的名字了,那其他的瑕疵其实都可以容忍。 Chen Ye inquired after the leader one next, picks up the microphone to say with a smile: „Excuse me, Cao Director left job in the past few days, this prize also naturally becomes invalid, must pull out one time, he he, had words to say well, there are many setbacks before success, everybody be please patient waits again.” 陈野跟领导询问了一下后,拿起话筒笑道:“不好意思,曹主任前些天离职了,这个奖也自然作废,得重新抽一次,呵呵,有句话说得好,好事多磨嘛,大家请耐心再等一下。” The technique personnel were in changing. 技术人员正在修改了。 The people naturally do not have the opinion. 众人自然没意见。 „Pulls out pulls out!” “抽吧抽吧！” „Coming, me was preparing!” “来着,我准备好了！” „Certainly is I!” “一定是我！” After the moment, Chen Ye said: „Was good, Lottery starts.” 片刻后,陈野道:“好了,抽奖开始。” Station Leader also chatted while smiled looks to the screen, this time also nobody dodged. 台领导们也边聊边笑地看向屏幕,这次也没有人推托了。 Assistant Station Chief Zhou smiles, „do I first come?” 周副台长微笑,“还是我先来？” „He He, you come.” The leaders said. “呵呵,你来吧。”领导们都道。 „Ok, my first shouted.” Assistant Station Chief Zhou has raised the head, „...... Stops!” “行,那我第一个喊。”周副台长扬了扬头,“……停！” Chen Ye presses down to stop. 陈野按下停止。 Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Assistant Station Chief Xu: „, Stops!” 徐副台长:“呃,停！” Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Assistant Station Chief Li: „Stops!” 李副台长:“停吧！” Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Han assistant station chief: „This...... Stops!” 韩副台长:“这……停！” Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Zhang Ye! 张烨！ Zhang Ye! 张烨！ The world was peaceful! 世界安静了！ Audience all person two eyes one black! 全场所有人都两眼一黑！ Fuck your younger sister! 我草你妹啊！ Your his mother has staged a comeback you!? 你他妈怎么又卷土重来了你！？ Station Leader was mad to cover the chest to cough, the heart disease almost violated! 有一个台领导被气得捂着胸口咳嗽起来,心脏病都差点犯了！ Has flash that Jiang Naixiong, Jiang Yuan, Chen Ye and people of Spring Festival Program group even want to rush that Lottery machine pound crush! Smashing!!! 有那么一瞬间,江乃熊、江源、陈野和春晚节目组的人甚至想冲上去把那台抽奖机器砸得粉碎！粉碎！！！ Didn't you fix? 你不是修好了吗？ Didn't change the machine? 不是都换机器了吗？ Gathers your his mother to play us!? 合着你他妈玩儿我们呐！？ „Tittered!” Yu Yingyi suppressed for quite a while really unable to hold, tittered one to smile, possibly saw to think shyly improper, she hurried to cover the face of one's own, lowered the head to lie on the table smiles the flowering branch to shiver all over, to even gave to smile finally including tears! “噗嗤！”俞颖怡憋了半天实在是憋不住了,噗嗤一声笑了出来,可能怕人看见觉得不妥,她赶紧捂住自己的脸,低头趴在桌子上笑得花枝乱颤,到最后甚至连眼泪都给笑出来了！ Hahahahaha! 哈哈哈哈哈！