On January 2, in the morning. 一月二号,上午。 Media College gathering. 传媒大学同学聚会。 Place: In the suburbs of Capital City, Yizhuang. 地点:京城郊区,亦庄。 This is the Dong Shanshan new home, an association row of two-story building small villa, because the nearby is neighboring a park, the environment is quite quiet and beautiful secluded, in District basically cannot see several people. 这是董杉杉的新家,一栋联排的二层楼小别墅,因为附近紧邻着一个公园,环境极为清幽僻静,小区里基本上看不见几个人。 Zhang Ye presses down the doorbell. 张烨按下门铃。 The gate opens, reveals the face that Dong Shanshan that Zhang Yanli must not make sense. 门开,露出董杉杉那张艳丽得不像话的脸。 Zhang Ye look at her to dress up, humph said: „Big winter putting on skirt?” 张烨一看她打扮,嚯道:“大冬天的穿裙子啊？” Dong Shanshan that a sex appeal puts on said with a smile: „How long gathering , I have affirmed dresses up, comes, in the room is warm.” 一身性感穿着的董杉杉笑道:“时隔多久的同学聚会了,我肯定得打扮一下啊,进来吧,屋里暖和着呢。” Zhang Ye asked that „person did arrive at several?” 张烨问,“人到了几个？” „Missed you.” Dong Shanshan said: „Other people arrived.” “就差你了。”董杉杉道:“其他人都到了。” Passing through the gate is the living room, the area, although cannot compare these luxurious villas, but also calculated well, this small villa area was not big, but at least, the basic function of villa had, some, front that small garden very bright eye, waited for spring the flowers and plants to blossom, was definitely more attractive. 进门就是客厅,面积虽然比不上那些豪华别墅,不过也算不错了,这小别墅面积是不大,但至少,别墅的基本职能都具备,该有的一个不少,前面那个小花园就挺亮眼的,等春天花花草草开了花,肯定更好看。 Passes through the threshold to buddhism, several forms appear at present, they were watching the television. 走过玄关,几个身影就出现在了眼前,他们正在看电视。 Wang He sets out with a smile, „, who was this comes?” 王鹤笑着起身,“哟,这是谁来了？” The Zhang Ye smile, „you said that who came!” 张烨微笑,“你说谁来了啊！” Nearby Ma Xufei laughs, patted the sofa to welcome, „Zhang Ye!” 旁边的马旭飞哈哈一笑,一拍沙发就迎了上来,“张烨！” Zhang Ye looked, was happy, „Old Ma, did you also come?” 张烨一看,也乐了,“老马啊,你也来了？” „I graduated continuously in Capital City, why!” Ma Xufei gave a Zhang Ye bear to hug in the past, „two years disappear!” “我毕了业一直在京城呢,干嘛不来啊！”马旭飞过去就给了张烨一个熊抱,“两年不见了啊！” Zhang Ye said: „Is gathering you in Capital City? I also think that you returned to one's old home! Doesn't relate?” 张烨道:“合着你在京城呢啊？我还以为你回老家了呢！怎么也不联系啊？” Ma Xufei said with a smile: „You now were popular, who dares to contact with you!” 马旭飞笑道:“你现在都红得发紫了,谁敢联系你啊！” „Do not pull, scolded me is?” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes. “你别扯,骂我是不是？”张烨翻白眼。 Dong Shanshan fingers of Ma Xufei, said: „Old Ma I was also in the past few days related, he may be really difficult to look, the cell phone number has traded several times.” 董杉杉指指马旭飞,道:“老马我也是前些天才联系上,他可真难找,手机号换了好几次了。” Ma Xufei makes fun saying: „Work is busy, works busily.” 马旭飞打哈哈道:“工作忙,工作忙啊。” At this time, person walked, stretched out the fist to hammer Zhang Ye chest gently, „Zhang'er, you now are really hot, daily saw you with the news, I looked to be tired of!” 这时,又有一个人走了过来,伸出拳头轻轻锤了张烨胸口一把,“张儿,你现在可是真火啊,天天跟新闻上看见你,我都看烦了！” Zhang Ye hey said with a smile: „Old He!” 张烨嘿嘿笑道:“老何！” He Kui said: „Ok, but also knows me?” 何奎道:“行,还认识我？” Zhang Ye teased: „You must not make an appearance, I also really must forget you!” 张烨打趣道:“你丫要再不露面,我还真就得把你忘了！” „Is you do not make an appearance!” He Kui said with a smile: „I and Shanshan they just graduation that year also had organized a meeting, cannot contact with you, you have not come.” “是你不露面！”何奎笑道:“我和杉杉他们刚毕业那年还组织了一场聚会呢,联系不到你,就你没来。” Zhang Ye has also hammered his chest all of a sudden, „you so are strong!” 张烨也锤了他胸口一下子,“你还这么壮啊！” He Kui said: „Daily exercises.” 何奎道:“天天锻炼呢。” That side, Yu Yingyi has also come up, dug up to draw near the ear hair, the Voice delightful [say / way]: „Zhang Ye, who has a look at me is, but can also name the character?” 那边,俞颖怡也上来了,扒拉了一下耳边的头发,声音甜美道:“张烨,看看我是谁,还叫得出名字吗？” Zhang Ye takes a look to her, said with a smile: „Your name I pour to write, Schoolmate Yu Yingyi.” 张烨瞅向她,笑道:“你名字我倒着都能写出来,俞颖怡同学。” Yu Yingyi blinks, „line, remembers.” 俞颖怡眨眼,“行啊,真记得。” Zhang Ye said: „Does our class on a person, you think my senile dementia? Moreover the name of beautiful woman I definitely cannot forget, let alone two years, 20 years must also remember.” 张烨道:“咱班就那么点人,你以为我老年痴呆呀？而且美女的名字我肯定忘不了,别说过两年了,过20年也得记得。” Yu Yingyi satisfaction said: „Will chat!” 俞颖怡满意道:“会聊天！” „That must.” Zhang Ye smiled. “那必须的。”张烨笑了笑。 The people sat on the couch of living room together. 众人一起坐在了客厅的长沙发上。 Only listens to Dong Shanshan saying: „Today the person were uneven, our six, is a small fellow student association, many other people I also telephoned to relate, few people could not relate, many people not in Capital City, could not catch up, approximately will be good another day again poly a time in a big way, today's meeting does not have other meaning, first continued more than a next years of schoolmate friendship, two came, celebrates my moving on to better things.” 只听董杉杉说道:“今天人都齐了,就咱们六个,算是个小型同学会吧,其他很多人我也打电话联系了,一部分人联系不上,还有不少人都不在京城了,也赶不过来,就约好改天再聚一次大的,今天的聚会也没别的意思,一来是续一下多年的同学情谊,二来呢,也是庆祝一下我的乔迁吧。” Ma Xufei claps, „Congratulations School Belle moves the new home happily.” 马旭飞一拍手,“恭喜校花喜迁新居啊。” „This must celebrate.” He Kui said with a smile: „Moreover later this type moves me to look a lot does several times, we also calculated the base of meeting.” “这个得庆祝。”何奎笑道:“而且以后这种活动我看得多搞几次啊,咱们也算有个聚会的根据地了。” The Dong Shanshan two words, „line, later does not want to gather came my family.” 董杉杉没二话,“行啊,以后想聚了就来我家。” Zhang Ye looks right and left, „house is good, when buys?” 张烨左看右看,“房子不错啊,什么时候买的？” „Just bought a few days , the second-hand house, carries to wrap check in.” Dong Shanshan said. “刚买没几天,二手房,拎包入住。”董杉杉说道。 Zhang Ye hey said: „Did not say that makes me help you have a look at the house? I also wait for your call, who thinks that you bought, your not bureau air/Qi Schoolmate Shanshan.” 张烨嘿道:“不是说让我帮你看看房子吗？我还等你电话呢,谁想你都买好了,你不局气啊杉杉同学。” Dong Shanshan curled the lip to smile, looked at his one eyes, „you did a bit less, for these days you were having leisure time? Daily abused each other with the person online, how many days scolded? I look at this stance, has resulted, I am one's own look at the room.” 董杉杉撇嘴笑了下,看他一眼,“你就少来吧,这几天你有闲着的时候吗？天天跟人在网上对骂,骂了几天了？我一看这架势,得了,我还是自己看房吧。” Zhang Ye: „......” 张烨:“……” Yu Yingyi laughs, „before Zhang Ye, that temperament!” 俞颖怡大笑,“张烨还是以前那个脾气啊！” Dong Shanshan shakes the head, „this temperament is in the bone, this whole life cannot change.” 董杉杉摇头,“他这脾气是骨子里的,这辈子也改不了了。” „Do not step on shout me, has not asked house how much money.” Zhang Ye hurries to shift the topic. “你们就别踩呼我了,还没问房子多少钱呢。”张烨赶紧转移话题。 He Kui guessed: „10 million?” 何奎猜测道:“得10000000？” „.” Dong Shanshan said: „Suburb small advantage, big several million.” “不到。”董杉杉道:“郊区便宜点,大几百万吧。” He Kui sucks the tongue, „that also suffices expensively.” 何奎咂舌,“那也够贵的啊。” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: „I am the loan, pays to pay.” 董杉杉笑道:“我是贷款啊,也就付个首付的。” Zhang Ye envies: „You are rich.” 张烨羡慕道:“还是你有钱。” Yu Yingyi shoots a look at Zhang Ye, „your B-list superstar, said that others Shanshan is rich? Do you feel all right?” 俞颖怡瞥瞥张烨,“你一个二线的大明星,说人家杉杉有钱？你好意思啊？” „I do not have her to call money.” Zhang Ye waves the hand, tells the facts. “我真没她称钱啊。”张烨摇手,实话实说。 Ma Xufei does not believe that „whom you deceive, in our group of schoolmates, currently estimated that you are richest.” 马旭飞不信,“你蒙谁啊,咱们这帮同学里,现在估计就你最有钱。” Dong Shanshan said: „Zhang Ye estimates has not talked nonsense, but he has money, he does not have this thoughts, had not received to a present commercial performance from making a debut, entire Entertainment Circle estimate this, his source of income nothing but is advertisement represents the fee and Host death wages as well as the bonus, he can rich be strange, I? Beijing Satellite TV that side contract is quite loose, I can meet a business to develop every other day, 300,000, this reluctantly collected to pay.” 董杉杉说道:“张烨估计没瞎说,不过他不是没钱,他是没这门心思,从出道到现在一个商业演出都没接过,整个娱乐圈估计就他这一号了,他收入来源无非就是广告代言费和主持人的死工资以及奖金,他能有钱才怪,我呢？京城卫视那边合同比较松,我三天两头就能接个商演,一场300000的,这才勉勉强强凑了个首付。” He Kui said: „Zhang Ye in the university time is not this, doing that thinks is not quite same as other people.” 何奎说道:“张烨在大学时候不就是这样么,想的做的都跟其他人不太一样。” Wang He said: „You are very in any case hot, «A Bite of China» Viewership Ratings how many?” 王鹤道:“反正你俩现在都挺火的,《舌尖》收视率多少了？” „The latest issue has not come out.” Zhang Ye said. “最新一期没出来呢。”张烨道。 Yu Yingyi said: „Several of us also looked a moment ago, is really good Program.” 俞颖怡道:“我们几个刚才还看呢,真是好节目。” On the television of living room is broadcasting «A bite of China» at this moment, this is rebroadcasting of latest issue, in the screen jumps Zhang Ye that to have the magnetic low and deep voice. 客厅的电视上此刻正播着《舌尖上的中国》,这是最新一期的重播,屏幕里蹦出张烨那带着磁性的低沉嗓音。 He Kui said: „I looked hungrily, what ate at noon?” 何奎道:“我都看饿了,吃什么啊中午？” A Dong Shanshan finger of kitchen, „dish early bought, did our own begin?” 董杉杉一指厨房,“菜早买好了,咱们自己动手呗？” Yu Yingyi said: „I look at the line, my chef.” 俞颖怡道:“我看行,我主厨吧。” „Ok, we help.” “行,那我们帮忙。” „Do not add to the chaos on the line.” “别添乱就行。” „Sweat, such looks down upon us?” “汗,这么看不起我们？” „In this, it is estimated that also will prepare food on me and Old Ma, other people, I draw a question mark.” “这里面,估计也就我和老马会做饭,其他人啊,我画个问号吧。” Gathering, everybody appears very excited, is very talkative, speaks endlessly, actually thinks university time, they usually daily meet attend class in a class daily, had not said these many words, this graduated, the relations felt on the contrary intimate. 久违的同学聚会,大家都显得很兴奋,也很健谈,一说起话来就没完没了,其实想想大学的时候,他们平时天天见面天天在一个班上课,也从来没说过这么多话,这一毕了业,关系反倒感觉亲近了许多。 ...... …… Kitchen busy. 厨房一片忙碌。 Yu Yingyi takes responsibility on oneself, drummed out others. 俞颖怡大包大揽,把别人都轰走了。 Pulled out spatial, Dong Shanshan called the one side Zhang Ye, „contract?” 抽了个空,董杉杉把张烨叫到了一旁,“合同呢？” „Here.” Zhang Ye takes out the contract from the package to her. “这儿呢。”张烨从包里取出合同给她。 Dong Shanshan sits down to start to turn page after page, this is Zhang Ye with the work contract that CCTV initially signed, inside provision is quite complex, looks little. 董杉杉就坐下开始一页一页地翻,这是张烨跟央视当初签的工作合同,里面条款相当复杂,得一点点看。 Probably crossed for 20 minutes. 大约过了20分钟。 A paper of Dong Shanshan finger ball contract, „was good, looked to understand probably, with similar that in our stage thought that your contract was quite free, on Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival definitely did not have the issue.” 董杉杉手指一弹合同的纸张,“行了,大概看明白了,跟我们台里想的差不多,你合同还比较自由,上京城卫视春晚肯定没问题。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Then on line.” 张烨笑道:“那就行。” Dong Shanshan said: „We looked like can with stage one time.” 董杉杉道:“咱俩看来能同台一次了。” „Um?” Zhang Ye said: „Are you Host?” “嗯？”张烨道:“你是主持人？” Dong Shanshan nods, „in stage two months ago informed me, this year's Capital City Spring Festival, the Host position kept one to me, was a very good opportunity.” 董杉杉点头,“台里两个月前就通知我了,今年的京城春晚,主持人的位置给我留了一个,算是很好的一个机会。” Zhang Ye yo said: „In stage very holds you? You mix comfortably.” 张烨哟道:“台里挺捧你啊？还是你混得舒坦。” Dong Shanshan raises the chin, „your temperament, if good, little offends a person, which television station you go to also to walk sideways, who do't can hold you?” 董杉杉一扬下巴,“你脾气要是好点,少得罪点人,你去到哪个电视台也能横着走啊,谁不得捧你？” Zhang Ye lets go saying: „Issue is my this disposition.” 张烨摊手道:“问题是我就这个性格啊。” Also does not know that has thought of anything, Dong Shanshan suddenly happy, said: „Your this temperament actually also good, in the past few days I went to a business to develop, an annual meeting of big company, the price that because afterward reached an agreement had problems, they must little give 50,000, quarrelled the half of the day for this matter, made happily does not support, finally does not know where their side heard you were my schoolmate's matter, next day has made up to me money, you said that you currently in popularity with circle have repeatedly, mentioned your name, few did not fear.” 也不知想到了什么,董杉杉忽然乐了一下,道:“你这脾气其实也挺好,前些天我去了个商演,一个大公司的年会,后来因为已经谈好的价格出了点问题,他们非得要少给50000,为这事儿吵了半天,闹得挺不愉快的,最后也不知道他们那边从哪儿听说了你是我同学的事,第二天还是把钱给我补上了,你就说你现在跟圈子里的人缘有多次吧,提起你的名字,没几个不怵的。” Several schoolmates also came at this time, listened to this saying, everybody teased. 几个同学这时也过来了,听了这话,大家都纷纷打趣起来。 „Is the Zhang'er name so easy-to-use?” “张儿的名字这么好使？” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Ok, which day I also with.” “行,哪天我也用用。” „Right, next time will go to the hotel I to raise your name, can discount?” “对,下次去饭店我就提你的名儿,能打折吧？” Zhang Ye said: „Does not raise me to want you 500, raises me to want you 1000.” 张烨说道:“不提我要你500,提我要你1000。” Dong Shanshan talked about with interest: „How don't you such have the confidence to one's own?” 董杉杉乐道:“你对自己怎么这么没有信心啊？” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, „made you talk into like this, I also had any confidence I.” 张烨翻白眼,“都让你们说成这样了,我还有什么信心啊我。” „Good you have hurried to manage the proper business first.” Dong Shanshan said: „The Teacher Yao Jiancai that side you confirmed that your here running schedules subscribed, I told stage.” “行了你赶紧先办正事。”董杉杉道:“姚建才老师那边你确认一下啊,你们这边档期订好了,我就跟台里说。” „Ok.” “行吧。” One side arrives, telephoned to Yao Jiancai. 走到一边,给姚建才打了个电话。 The telephone passed. 电话通了。 „Old Yao, which?” “老姚,哪儿呢？” „My family, how? Drinks?” “我家呢啊,怎么着？喝酒去？” „Another day, will say proper business first, do you Spring Festival have the running schedule?” “改天吧,先说正事,你春节有档期吧？” „Above played fixing phase, Spring Festival was all right.” “上部戏杀青了,春节没什么事。” „That just right, the Beijing Satellite TV spring festival gala invited us, can't go?” “那正好,京城卫视春节联欢晚会邀请咱俩,去不去？” „What Program?” “什么节目？” „Definitely says Crosstalk.” “肯定是说相声啊。” „You go to me to go, we have not cooperated for a long time!” “你去我就去啊,咱俩好久没合作了！” „Did that line, decide?” “那行,定了？” „Here does not have the issue, on Spring Festival that is the good deed, moreover Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival is in regional station has been strong, why? So long as you have the good work!” “我这里没问题,上春晚那是好事啊,而且京城卫视的春晚一直是地方台里比较强势的,干嘛不去啊？只要你有好作品！” „Work you do not need to be worried that I manage.” “作品你不用担心,我管。” „Proper!” “妥了！” To Yao Jiancai this entertainer, on CCTV Spring Festival definitely is hopeless, because popularity is insufficient, the Old Yao present popularity estimate are not quite also many with the Dong Shanshan difference, moreover possibly immediately must catch up by Dong Shanshan. As for Spring Festival of other regional stations, is also quite lively every year, some regional station Spring Festival have done well, even does not miss Spring Festival attention are too more, but the key is the actor route that Yao Jiancai the main duty is takes now, he was not the idol, the age was also big, really did not have Program to take, on how? Does to go on stage demonstrate a performing skill? Nobody looked that sang? Not, therefore does not have place Spring Festival to invite Yao Jiancai to go. 对姚建才这种艺人来说,上央视春晚是肯定没戏的,因为人气不够,老姚现在的人气估计也就和董杉杉差不太多,而且可能马上要被董杉杉后来居上了。至于其他地方台的春晚,每年也都相当热闹,有些地方台春晚弄好了,甚至比春晚的关注度也不差太多,可关键是姚建才如今主职是走的演员路线,他又不是什么偶像派,岁数又大了,实在是没有节目能拿得出来,怎么上？上台展示个演技？没人看啊,唱歌？不会啊,所以也没有地方春晚邀请姚建才去。 Zhang Ye is also same. Sang? His art or technique of singing is not good, labor of duty of Host? He after is main attack variety Program, is not party Host of pure significance, even if he has not broken off with CCTV noisily, CCTV Spring Festival will not look for him, when Host, what individual Program will not ask him to perform, what performs? Poem? 张烨也一样。唱歌？他唱功不行,主持人的本职工作？他毕竟是主攻综艺节目的,不是纯粹意义的晚会型主持人,就算他没跟央视闹掰,央视春晚也不会找他当主持人的,更也不会找他去表演什么个人节目,表演什么？诗朗诵吗？ However, Yao Jiancai with Zhang Ye combines in together, situation is different! 但是,姚建才和张烨组合在一起,情况就不一样了！ This old few Crosstalk was too famous!! 这一老一少的相声太有名了！！