IRAS :: Volume #7

#698: Examinees who shocks


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In the evening. 当晚。 In dormitory. 宿舍里。 Zhang Ye opens Game Ring, has bought one Memory Search Capsule, after eating, starts to sink the heart back and forth to recall his world the college entrance examination topic, many extraordinary topics he also has a vivid memory, but many topics he has forgotten, can only restore by the memory capsule. 张烨打开游戏戒指,买了一枚“记忆搜索胶囊”,吃掉后,开始沉下心来回忆起他那个世界的高考题目,很多奇葩题目他还记忆犹新,但很多题目他已经忘记了,只能靠记忆胶囊来恢复。 Is insufficient. 一枚不够用。 Afterward also took Reputation value to buy three, ate. 后来又拿声望值买下了三枚,一口气吃掉。 The Zhang Ye final goal solely has not limited in his Earth old times college entrance examination topic, many Tsinghua Peking University recruitment of students topics and all kinds of cunning examination questions, in the category of Zhang Ye recollection, he are also very big, the goal that the net scatters is for better sets the topic. 张烨最后的目标已经不单单局限在他那个地球往年的高考题目了,很多清华北大招生题目和一些各式各样的刁钻考题,也在张烨回忆的范畴内,他把网撒的很大,目的就是为了更好的把题目出好。 One hour. 一小时。 Two hours. 两小时。 Zhang Ye is selecting the lamp, is busy. 张烨挑着灯,不停忙碌。 Well, this topic is good!” “咦,这个题目不错!” Ha Ha, this must use!” “哈哈,这个得用上!” This topic is also good, first inscribes!” “这题也行,先记上吧!” Sweat, this topic certainly - compels to invite a scolding! Hey, but was it! Right that Pan Dean said that others fear to be scolded, the buddy also feared that scolded?” “汗,这题绝-逼会招骂啊!嘿嘿,不过就是它了!潘院长说的对,别人怕挨骂,哥们儿难道还怕骂?” His progress is extremely quick, the efficiency is very high, this goods write the topic in the process also often to exude the sinister laughter, looked that is not good to write! 他进度极其快,效率很高,这货写题的过程中还不时发出阴险的笑声,一看就不是什么好题! ...... …… Meanwhile. 同时。 Various province municipality autonomous regions manage high are also being busy at work regional college entrance examination examination papers, some provinces have completed the examination paper, some provinces with a sense of urgency are still sprinting. 各省直辖市自治区高招办也都在忙活各地的高考试卷,有些省份已经做好试卷了,有些省份还在抓紧冲刺。 In the network the topic are many. 网络上话题很多。 On some weibo and forum chatted anything had, almost so, had to chat the cosmetics every day, had saying that the Celebrity scandal, had to continue to exclaim in surprise «Republic The Voice», naturally, the innumerable examinee and examinee guardians as well as the public figures are discussing this year's national college entrance examination, left college entrance examination time to be near shortly day-by-day, college entrance examination examination paper range the news about various provinces, topic was also getting higher and higher. 一些微博上和论坛里聊什么的都有,几乎每天都是如此,有聊化妆品的,有说明星绯闻的,有继续惊叹《共和国好声音》的,当然,还有无数考生和考生家长以及社会人士都在热议着今年的全国高考,眼看离高考时间一天天近了,关于各省的高考试卷范围的消息,话题度也越来越高。 „When to one year of college entrance examination.” “又到一年高考时啊。” Oh, the child must take a test, has not known that can pass the palace examination!” “唉,孩子要考试了,还不知道能不能金榜题名!” Yes, did not have many days.” “是啊,没多少天了。” Shanghai this time who sets the topic? Last year historical topic was very probably difficult.” 上海这次谁出题啊?去年的历史题好像很难啊。” Our Jiangsu last year principle synthesis topic was a little also difficult, this year was one's turn my college entrance examination, hopes that Jiangsu should not be powerful, set an easy topic, the tears asked!” “我们大江苏去年的理综题也有点难,今年轮到我高考了,希望大江苏别那么给力,出点容易的题目吧,泪求!” „A native of Jinshi said the pressure is very big!” “津市人表示压力很大!” „The south of the Yangtze River province public figures smile not to speak, who has our pressure to be big? Last year the college entrance examination topic was appraised is the nation most difficult, Mathematics, language, the principle synthesis and writing Zong, the province nobody attained the perfect score of any subject, deducted points including the college entrance examination foremost people in the field!” “江南省人士笑而不语,谁有我们压力大?去年我们的高考题目被评价是全国最难的啊,数学、语文、理综、文综,全省没有一个人拿到其中任何一个科目的满分,连高考状元都扣分了!” „The topic of our Liaoning Chancellery is not simple.” “我们辽东省的题也不简单啊。” Ha Ha, my big imperial capital indicated that does not have the pressure!” “哈哈,我大帝都表示毫无压力!” , is simple on your Beijing examination paper every year!” “噗,每年就你们京城的试卷简单啊!” Right, Beijing tests the high examination paper I to make three, achieved a line, I made the examination papers of other provinces, the score was also two lines, you said difficulty bad many!” “对啊,京城的考高卷子我做过三张,都达到一本线了,我做其他省的卷子,分数也就是个二本线,你说难度差多少吧!” Your Beijing person was too happy!” “你们京城人太幸福了!” paralysis, the Beijing examination paper I high two can do!” 麻痹,京城的卷子我高二就能做了啊!” Is the college entrance examination examination papers, the disparity so is why big!” “都是高考卷子,为啥差距这么大呀!” Despises your Beijing high examination paper!” “鄙视你们京城高考卷!” In some weibo topic. 微博话题里。 This is about Beijing that initiates this year the discussion of examination paper, people that inside participates is the Beijing examinee and parents. 这是发起的关于京城今年试卷的讨论,里面参与进来的人大都是京城的考生和学生家长们。 This year hopes to be simple.” “今年希望再简单一点。” Actually simply also useless, the topic easy words, everybody scores points high, the undergraduate line also is very definitely high, calculates that is the same.” “其实简单也没用,题目容易的话,大家得分都高,本科线肯定也很高,算来算去都一样的。” „Different, simple good!” “还是不一样,简单多好啊!” Right, hoping Beijing to manage high maintains the style, receives the Beijing college entrance examination examination paper the fine tradition, strictly implements the simple simple simple setting the topic mentality, selects to praise to you!” “对,但愿京城高招办保持风格,秉承京城高考试卷的优良传统,严格贯彻简单简单再简单的出题思路,给你们点赞!” Ha, did not need to be too easy, such has not challenged obviously!” “哈,也不用太容易了,那样显然没挑战啊!” Agreement, too simple did not have the meaning.” “同意,太简单了也没意思啦。” Compared with other provinces, the Beijing examinees pressure is obviously smaller, looked that chatted to look, some examinees chatted, was relaxed, but also some people of cocky serious, Blew fucking awesome with weibo on is hoping the high examination question can the difficulty, too not challenge again. 和其他省相比,京城的高考生们压力明显小很多,看聊天就看得出来,有一部分考生都说说笑笑的,轻松极了,还有人得瑟得不得了,跟微博上吹-牛-逼盼着高考题能再难点,别太没挑战了。 This setting the topic didn't these people, early have the news to come out?” “这次出题的还是那些人,早前不是就有消息出来了吗?” Um, I also saw.” “嗯,我也看到了。” Some people the screenshot has come up immediately a list. 有人顿时截图上来了一份名单。 Right, this.” “对,就这个。” Last year these teams of the year before last!” “还是去年前年的那些团队啊!” in Fan, the language proposition group team leader, he is common the thesis topic and essay question, every year is that old three, does not have any new thing.” “于凡,语文命题组组长,他一般出作文题和问答题,每年都是那老三样,没什么新东西。” Liao complete Teacher of language group I also know that last year also had him, his topic difficulty is not big, basically is delivers the minute.” “语文组的廖齐老师我也知道,去年也有他,他的题难度也不大,基本上都是送分的。” „Were language group actually many Su Na Teacher, the Peking University Chinese department? Young Teacher? The level should be also limited, cannot have any difficult problem.” “语文组倒是多了一个苏娜老师,北大中文系的?还是年轻老师?水平应该也有限,出不了什么难题的。” Right.” “没错。” Manages synthesis here Teacher to be also same.” “理综这边的老师也一样。” „The Mathematics group was also original members, saw these familiar setting the topic person names, I had the unprecedented confidence to this year's testing immediately high! Hahaha!” 数学组也都是老班底了,看到这些熟悉的出题人名字,我登时对今年的考高有了前所未有的信心!哈哈哈!” Suddenly, under these examinee and examinee guardian ease atmosphere, a recent news suddenly suddenly appeared in the network. 忽然,就在这些考生和考生家长一片悠然的气氛下,一个新闻消息突然冷不丁出现在了网络上。 The «latest news, Beijing manages to disclose high: This year Beijing tests the high Mathematics examination paper temporarily by Peking University Mathematics academy of science Associate Professor Zhang Ye as the first setting the topic person 《最新消息,京城高招办透露:今年京城考高数学试卷将临时由北大数学科学院副教授张烨作为第一出题人!》 This reported one, the entire Beijing examinees were scared! 这篇报道一出,整个京城考生都傻眼了! Just now unceasingly the cocky examinee with the guardians, many people could not have borne lose one's voice! 方才还不断得瑟的考生跟家长们,很多人都忍不住失声! Fuck!” 我草啊!” Your younger sister!” “你妹啊!” I go to your two Grandma!” “我去你二姥姥!” „Does Zhang Ye set the topic? Has to make a mistake!” 张烨出题?有没有搞错啊!” You cannot like this!” “你们不能这样啊!” Too grandson! This is must do! This gives back does not give the person to keep means of livelihood! Whom you ask not to be good you to look for Zhang Ye to do you!” “太孙子了!这是要干嘛啊!这还给不给人留活路啊!你们找谁不行啊你们找张烨来干嘛啊你们!” Is shocked!” “惊呆中!” Heavens/Days! I have to plant not wonderful premonition!” 天啊!我有种不妙的预感!” I am also, how I a little tremble!” “我也是,我心里怎么有点哆嗦啊!” Zhang Ye...... Zhang Ye......” 张烨……张烨……” Ended! Wants the bad matter!” “完了!要坏事儿啊!” Teacher Zhang this goods never play a card according to the common sense! Let him set the topic? Does our also his mother have the means of livelihood?” 张老师这货可是从不按常理出牌的啊!让他出题?那咱们还他妈有活路吗?” The examinees in many other provinces and cities saw after Beijing manages here news high, altogether welled up, the Beijing person original glib lips damaged, because their old times examination papers were simple, the pressure was not big, the Beijing examinees also everywhere stepped on shout person everywhere cocky, finally has annoyed public anger, then one hear of Zhang Ye must hold the post of the Beijing Mathematics examination paper setting the topic person, the examinees in other provinces all laughed come to see to live it up! 很多其他省市的考生们看到了京城高招办这边的新闻后,也都一股脑涌来了,京城人本来嘴皮子就损,因为他们往年的试卷都简单,压力也不大,京城考生们也到处踩呼人到处得瑟,结果惹了众怒,这下一听张烨要担任京城数学试卷出题人了,外省的考生全都哈哈大笑地来看热闹了! Gets what one deserves!” “活该!” Hahahahaha! Laughed at me!” 哈哈哈哈哈!笑死我了!” Forsees the concomitant tragedy! This called to forsee the concomitant tragedy!” “乐极生悲啊!这就叫乐极生悲!” Zhang Ye sets the topic, has you to receive!” 张烨出题,有你们受的了!” Hey, that is several world-class Mathematician(s) that Republic only saves! Zhang Ye that person for the fellow who wicked and extraordinary are famous, the topic that he sets where definitely very to goes!” “嘿嘿,那可是共和国仅存的几个世界级数学家啊!张烨那人又是以缺德奇葩著称的家伙,他出的题肯定好不到哪里去!” „The Jiangsu people send in the salute, the Beijing examinees, you strove for fortunately!” “江苏人民发来慰问,京城考生们,你们自求多福吧!” „The south of the Yangtze River people send in the salute, the Beijing brothers and sisters, you take care!” “江南人民发来慰问,京城的兄弟姐妹们,你们保重!” At this time, some usually too had not cared the Beijing examinees and guardians who Net News were perplexed, send out to doubt to ask: Zhang Ye is Mathematician(s) that Domestic ranks among the best, the topic that he sets may not be very difficult, will be very perhaps simple, was you wants? Everybody does one's own frighten one's own?” 这时,还有一些平常不太关心网络新闻的京城考生和家长们不明所以,发出疑问道:“张烨就算是国内数一数二的数学家,他出的题目也不一定会很难啊,没准会很简单呢,是不是你们想多了?大家自己自己啊?” Result next quarter, some people pasted initially has set from several Zhang Ye of Beijing experimental school that side leak the elementary school arithmetic topic. 结果下一刻,就有人贴出了当初从京城实验小学那边外泄的几道张烨出过的小学算术题目。 The topic is: According to the rhythm, writes the multiplication mathematical formula( one group of onomatopoetics): 题目是:根据节奏,写出乘法算式(一组拟声词): 1: Bites, bites \; 1:叮叮叮,叮叮叮\; 2: \; 2:啊,啊,啊,啊\; 3: Hum, hum \; 3:呜呜呜,呜呜呜\; 4: Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow. 4:喵喵,喵喵,喵喵。 Then, below is several Zhang Ye once sent on weibo an elementary school arithmetic topic of Zhang Ye Mathematics lecture room, one after another by screenshot. 然后,下面又是几道张烨曾经发在微博上开的一次张烨数学讲堂的小学算术题目,一道一道被截图了出来。 Later, the examinees and guardians who these had not understood the true situation, one fainted! 之后,那些原本还不明真相的考生与家长们,一下就晕了! Shit!” 我靠!” This anything topic this!” “这什么题啊这!” Elementary school arithmetic topic? Elementary school your younger sister!” “小学算术题?小学你妹啊!” This too his mother was also difficult!” “这也太他妈难了啊!” Elementary school topic this? If makes Zhang Ye leave the high examination question, that isn't insane? That also who can answer? My God! Beijing manages to be so vicious high!” “小学题都这样了?要是让张烨出高考题,那还不疯了啊?那还有谁能答得出来啊?我的上帝啊!京城高招办要不要这么狠毒啊!” Zhang Ye you - big - master!” 张烨你-大-爷!” I want to cry! What to do?” “我想哭!咋办?” Why I will catch up with this year's college entrance examination! Early knows this, my his mother did not retake courses last year! On me three good!” “为什么我会赶上今年的高考啊!早知道这样,我他妈去年就不复读了啊!我上个三本挺好的啊!” Initially on weibo everybody also had chatted, if makes Zhang Ye leave the high examination question to be what kind, finally damn predicted in an instant real! Our blurt out! I! I!” “当初微博上大家还说笑过呢,要是让张烨出高考题会怎么样,结果尼玛转眼间就预言成真了啊!咱们这张破嘴啊!我呸!我呸!” Yes, called the turn really!” “是啊,真的言中了啊!” Day must perish I! My Mathematics was not good!” “天要亡我!我数学本来就不好啊!” Teacher Zhang, I am your hardcore fans, do not come Beijing to set the topic, you go to other provinces and cities autonomous regions to damage their examinees! I asked you!” 张老师,我可是您的铁杆粉丝啊,您别来京城出题啊,您去其他省市自治区祸害他们的考生吧!我求您了!” And , some Beijing Mathematics study tyrants do not fear quite the same as. 其中,也有一些京城数学学霸浑然不惧。 Several study tyrants leave a message on weibo in abundance. 有几个学霸纷纷在微博上留言。 Big matter, is not Zhang Ye sets the topic, same!” “多大点事儿啊,不就是张烨出题么,一样的!” My Mathematics is good, who sets the topic I to be also confident.” “我数学还不错,谁出题我也有信心。” I do not have the pressure, so long as language simple point on line.” “我也没压力,只要语文简单点就行了。” Um, is the language topic is key, Math question(s) difficult it does not matter, is very relaxed.” “嗯,语文题是关键,数学题难不难无所谓,很轻松啦。” Mathematics good person general language result on the other hand same, therefore they thought Math question(s), even if increases the difficulty, for them is also the good matter, at least can pull open the score, is favorable for them, so long as the language examination paper simple point becomes. 数学好的人一般语文成绩相对来说都一般般,所以他们觉得数学题即便加大难度,对他们来说也是好事儿,起码能将分数拉开了,对他们是有利的,只要语文试卷简单一点就成。 However, after these study tyrants just smilingly said that several seconds, on weibo, another news appeared! 然而,就在这几个学霸刚刚嬉皮笑脸地说完以后的几秒钟,微博上,又一条新闻出现了! «Beijing college entrance examination proposition group latest news: Obtained the accurate news, Zhang Ye simultaneously joins this year the Beijing college entrance examination language proposition group, may be responsible for the essay question setting the topic, this is in the Domestic history some people holds a concurrent post of the language group and setting the topic work of Mathematics group two category subjects for the first time 京城高考命题组最新消息:已经得到准确消息,张烨同时加盟今年京城高考语文命题组,可能会负责问答题出题,据悉,这还是国内历史上首次有人兼任语文组和数学组两个大类科目的出题工作!》 Read this news, several Beijing Mathematics study dominated to encircle on ignorant! 看了这则新闻,几个京城数学学霸一下就蒙圈了! Fuck putty horse!” 我草泥马啊!” „Is Shit language topic also Zhang Ye leaves?” 我靠语文题也是张烨出啊?” I force a grass!” “我勒个草啊!” Several study tyrants in the school are that person of healthy , studious , and helpful student, specially is specially obedient honestly, but sees here now, actually could not bear scold the bad language, has been shocked! 几个学霸在学校原本都是三好学生的那种人,特别老实也特别听话,可是如今看到这里,却都是忍不住骂起了脏话,已经都惊呆了!
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