9 : 15 time, the next player must enter the stage immediately, Father Mother had been slung the appetite by Zhang Ye, was anticipating has withstood the television screen, how under wants to have a look at player scary, Chenchen also eats sausage, while took a look at the eye curiously. 九点一刻的时候,下个选手马上要出场了,老爸老妈已经被张烨吊起了胃口,期待着顶住了电视屏幕,想看看下个选手到底会怎么个吓人,就连辰辰也一边吃灌肠儿,一边好奇地瞅了眼。 But Zhang Ye, actually left the chair at this time, put down the chopsticks to eat to the full, took a paper napkin to scratch the garlic and oil on hand, arrived at the one's own hut to come with the take action machine, hesitant was very long, had considered was very long, he dialed one to install in the telephone number that on the paper in pocket wrote, this was he attains from the program group that side, when was a The Voice student filling out a form standard urgent contact person who wrote down. 而张烨,这时却离开了椅子,放下筷子吃饱了,拿过一张餐巾纸擦了擦手上的蒜汁和油,走到了自己的小屋拿出手机来,犹豫了很久,也是考虑了很久,他还是拨通了一个一直装在兜里的纸条上写的电话号码,这是他从节目组那边拿到的,也是一位好声音学员填表格时写下的紧急联络人。 Hits. 打过去。 Toot toot, the telephone passed. 嘟嘟,电话通了。 Zhang Ye has fed one, „hello.” 张烨喂了一声,“你好。” That side is the telephone that the middle-aged man answers, „which?” 那边是个中年男子接的电话,“哪位？” „Is Mr. Zhou?” Zhang Ye said. “请问是周先生吧？”张烨说道。 „I am, are you?” Middle-aged person strange [say / way]. “我是,你是？”那中年人奇怪道。 Zhang Ye said: „Doesn't know you and your mother in the same place? I want to look for Grandma Wang, does not know that convenience makes Grandma Wang answer the telephone.” 张烨道:“不知道您和您母亲在一起吗？我想找一下王奶奶,不知道方不方便让王奶奶接一下电话。” Middle-aged humanity: „Looks for my mother? Are you comrade of residents'committee? Retired office?” Possibly is listens to Zhang Ye to speak well-mannered also is quite quite polite, therefore the middle-aged person has not thought that does not have what protection, „line, you and other, I called her.” Then, that side transmits Voice, „mother, mother, your telephone.” 中年人道:“找我妈？你是居委会的同志？还是退休办的？”可能是听张烨说话比较规矩也比较客气,所以中年人也没多想,并没有什么防备,“行,那你等一下,我叫一下她。”然后,那边就传来声音,“妈,妈,你电话。” Probably 56 seconds, that side person met. 大概56秒钟,那边的人接了。 Is little old woman's Voice, „feeds, Little Li of community?” 是个小老太太的声音,“喂,社区的小李吗？” Zhang Ye said: „It is not Grandma Wang, I called Zhang Ye.” 张烨道:“不是的王奶奶,我叫张烨。” „Zhang Ye?” Grandma Wang shakes the head saying: „Did you make a mistake?” “张烨？”王奶奶摇头道:“你打错了吧？” Zhang Ye said: „I have not made a mistake, I also know that you possibly do not know me, I call you, my presumptuous request, I want to ask you to be able the present to turn on the television to broadcast central one set.” 张烨道:“我没打错,我也知道您可能不认识我,我给您打电话,就是有一个不情之请,我想请您能不能现在打开电视播到中央一套。” Grandma Wang is perplexed, „?” 王奶奶不明所以,“啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Visited you to know.” 张烨说道:“看了您就知道了。” Then, Zhang Ye has made telephone call, because he does not know that should say anything, does not know this words should by one's own, therefore only in a hurry two settle. 说完,张烨就把电话挂了,因为他也不知道该说什么,也不知道这个话该不该由自己来说,于是只匆匆两句了事。 That side. 那边。 Grandma Wang wonders very much, „this person who?” 王奶奶很纳闷,“这人谁啊？” His son Mr. Zhou said: „Don't you know?” 他儿子周先生愣道:“您不认识啊？” „Did not know that he said makes me look at CCTV Channel 1 now, then hung.” Grandma Wang is also turning on the television, but is looking at drama program, she likes seeing a play. “不认识啊,他就说让我现在看一下央视一套,然后就挂了。”王奶奶也开着电视呢,不过正在看戏曲节目,她喜欢听戏。 Mr. Zhou is speechless, „what meaning? Sales promotion? Cheating?” 周先生无语,“什么意思啊？推销的？诈骗的？” Grandma Wang said: „Does not know.” 王奶奶道:“不知道啊。” „What does CCTV Channel 1 have? Was right, today is Thursday? This time probably is «Republic The Voice» time, my many colleagues were talking over with me daily attractively, wait / etc.!” Mr. Zhou said suddenly: „When you answered the telephone a moment ago said that what the opposite party did call?” “央视一套有什么啊？诶对了,今天是星期四吧？这个时间好像是《共和国好声音》的时间啊,我好多同事天天都跟我念叨着好看呢,诶,等等！”周先生突然道:“您刚才接电话时说对方叫什么？” Grandma Wang recalled, „he said calls...... Zhang Ye?” 王奶奶回忆了一下,“他说叫……张烨？” Mr. Zhou is dumbfounded, „isn't Zhang Ye that Host? His resembles the alliance CCTV Channel 1, 《The Voice》 heard that is he does!” 周先生目瞪口呆,“张烨不是那个主持人吗？他这回好像加盟的央视一套,《好声音》听说就是他做的啊！” „Host?” The Grandma Wang heart said that one's own does not know Celebrity. “主持人？”王奶奶心说自己可不认识明星啊。 Mr. Zhou in line with curious, broadcast CCTV Channel 1, „looked, was really 《The Voice》, probably just started shortly, what called you was really Zhang Ye? Not, then big Celebrity, how will telephone in our family|home? Wants not to be impossible! This matter was too strange!” 周先生本着好奇,还是播到了央视一套,“看,真是《好声音》,好像刚开始没多久啊,给您打电话的真是张烨啊？不会啊,那么大的明星,怎么会打电话到咱们家里啊？想也不可能啊！这事太古怪了！” Grandma Wang said: „If deceived people do not manage him, I also watched my drama.” 王奶奶道:“要是骗人的就别理他,我还看我戏曲呢。” „You later again looked that first takes a look at one.” What program Mr. Zhou actually also curious 《The Voice》 is, „this program now is very hot, the nation is discussing, the Viewership Ratings second kills same time all variety program, moreover heard special losing face that the player also sang, I worked together saying that also to want the woman compared with the woman who the first issue had cultivates bicycle to sing obstinately, that throat simply certainly, moreover there is a player......!” Here, he was suddenly silly, words all of a sudden card that in the throat must continue in throat! “您待会儿再看,先瞅一眼。”周先生其实也好奇《好声音》是个什么样的节目,“这节目现在很火的,全国都在热议呢,收视率秒杀同期所有综艺节目,而且听说选手也都唱的特别出彩,我同事说第一期有个修自行车的愣是唱的比女人还要女人,那嗓子简直绝了,而且还有一个选手……啊！”说到这里,他突然傻了,喉咙里要继续的话一下子卡在了嗓子眼！ Grandma Wang strange [say / way]: „How?” 王奶奶奇道:“怎么了？” Mr. Zhou was shocked points at the television screen, the hand was trembling, „I...... My father! Is my father!” 周先生惊呆地指着电视屏幕,手都哆嗦了,“我……我爸！是我爸啊！” „What?” The Grandma Wang also expression shakes, one has observed closely the television, her look completely is the complex color! “什么？”王奶奶也表情一震,刷地一下盯住了电视机,她眼神尽是复杂的色彩！ Mr. Zhou damn generally, „on my father how television!” 周先生见鬼了一般,“我爸怎么上电视了啊！” Grandma Wang silent moment, „changes the stage!” 王奶奶沉默了片刻,“换台！” „Mother......” Mr. Zhou said. “妈……”周先生呃道。 „Changes the stage!” Grandma Wang firm [say / way]. “换台！”王奶奶坚定道。 Mr. Zhou urgently said: „Trades anything, how you had a look, you divorced my father for 78 years, my father telephoned you to hang each time, came you not to open the door each time, the neighbor who mentioned my father's name, you put on a long face with others, did you do, my father has not made a mistake, he did not like singing, how your years cannot cross this ridge.” 周先生急道:“换什么啊,您看看怎么了,您都跟我爸离婚78年了,我爸每次打电话过来您就挂,每次过来您也不开门,邻居谁提一句我爸的名字,您就跟人家甩脸子,您干什么呀,我爸又没犯什么错误,他不是就喜欢唱歌么,您这些年怎么就一直过不了这个坎儿啊。” Grandma Wang angrily said: „Is his likes singing? He singing when assigned, in the past you were young, your father daily held the guitar to sing, but also with the co-worker group any orchestra, you said that at that time he also calculated young, has been possible to be afterward older, he was the rigidity does not change, has done 20-30 years of factory, when because he wants to complete was young the dream, said that sold outright the job seniority to sell outright the job seniority, said that does not do does not do, sold outright the job seniority that money also to suffice these years to hand over safely, other basic on not income, how these year our family|home was you not. Does not know!” 王奶奶气道:“他那是喜欢唱歌吗？他把唱歌都当命了,当年你还小,你爸就天天抱着吉他唱,还跟工友组了一个什么乐队,你说那时候他还算年轻点,也就算了,可后来岁数越来越大,他还是死性不改,干了二三十年的厂子啊,就因为他想完成年轻时的梦想,说买断工龄就买断工龄了,说不干就不干了,买断工龄的那点钱也就够那些年交个保险的,其他根本就没有收入,那些年咱们家是怎么过来的你又不。是不知道！” Week first unfamiliar road: „You are also insufficient to divorce with my father.” 周先生道:“那您也不至于跟我爸离婚啊。” Grandma Wang spoke the ruthless words: „When is young sang, old man, but also sang, but also is thinking anything did vainly hope , a person had a life of person, he was works as the life of worker, how such big age has not lost heart! How not to have seen clearly! Do the person wife and children on competition program, he join in the fun young! That broken gadget that he sang, who will like listening?” 王奶奶说狠话道:“年轻时唱唱也就算了,都老头子了,还唱什么歌啊,还想着什么梦想不梦想的啊,一个人有一个人的命,他就是个当工人的命,都这么大岁数了怎么还不死心！怎么还看不清楚！人家小年轻才上的选秀节目,他去凑什么热闹啊！他唱的那个破玩意儿,谁会喜欢听？” Mr. Zhou curls the lip saying: „You do not visit me to look that I have not listened to my father to sing a song properly, my father sang each time you quarrelled with him!” 周先生撇嘴道:“您不看我看,我还没正经听过我爸唱过一首歌呢,每次我爸一唱的时候您就跟他吵架！” Fierce that Grandma Wang scolded, on foot actually has not moved actually, sits has not walked on the sofa, the look paid attention falls on the television. 王奶奶骂的厉害,其实脚上却没动窝,坐在沙发上也没有走,眼神还是关注地落在电视机上。 ...... …… Online. 网上。 Many audiences also had a falling out. 好多观众也闹翻了。 „I faint!” “我晕啊！” „I faint + 1!” “我晕+1啊！” „This...... This......” “这……这……” „How does Fuck have the old man?” “我草怎么还有老头啊？” „Eye was blind!” “眼已瞎！” „Your younger sister the 《The Voice》 student composed too his mother to be also complex! Driving a locomotive, sports does Teacher, cultivate the present of bicycle also to have the retired elderly?” “你妹啊《好声音》的学员组成也太他妈复杂了吧！开火车的、体育老师、修自行车的现在还有退休老人？” „Teacher Zhang, I took you!” “张老师,我服你了！” „Pū! Can such comedy?” “噗！要不要这么搞笑啊？” „This what age, but also comes competition program?” “这都什么年纪了啊,还来选秀节目？” „This Uncle has the courage , has this age also been able to sing?” “这大爷真有勇气啊,这个岁数了还能唱歌吗？” „Is this player of making up the number?” “这是凑数的选手吧？” „Do not dance the square dance?” “不会是要跳广场舞吧？” Audiences all dumbfounded before television very much, has seen extraordinary, has not seen such extraordinary, does the 60-year-old person also come the competition? Also did the competition sing? In others other these Singing competition program, let alone 60 years old, even if the 40-year-old people are extremely rare, was the ultra player, moreover basically was „one day tour” the result, will come up one round to be eliminated basically, after all the person physical condition and voice quality of this age will drop rapidly, let alone old Uncle of 60 years old? 电视机前的观众们全都哭笑不得的很,见过奇葩的,可没见过这么奇葩的啊,60岁的人还来选秀比赛？还比赛唱歌？人家其他那些歌唱选秀节目里,别说60岁了啊,就算40岁的人都凤毛麟角啊,都是超大龄的选手了啊,而且基本都是“一日游”的结局,基本上去一轮就会被淘汰了,毕竟这个岁数的人身体条件和嗓音素质都会急速下降,何况60高龄的老大爷？ Have not made the line! 您别闹了行吗！ Uncle do not make really! 大爷您真的别闹了！