IRAS :: Volume #7

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Nine point ten points. 九点十分。 Chenchen Class Teacher Zhao Mei is watching the television with the boyfriend at home. 辰辰班主任赵梅正在家里和男朋友看电视。 Her male rules of friendship: Zhang Ye this mouth is really fierce, is really his relative the student of your class?” 她男友道:“张烨这嘴真厉害啊,他亲戚真是你们班的学生?” Naturally, had not told you.” Zhao Mei said: Zhang Ye came our school many times, Teacher of our grade quickly mixed with him ripe.” “当然了,不是跟你说过了么。”赵梅道:“张烨都来我们学校好多次了,我们年级的老师们都快和他混熟了。” Male rules of friendship: „Are other people what kind of? Really looked like the media to say mixed?” 男友道:“他人怎么样?真像媒体说的那么混啊?” Zhao Mei shakes the head, does not have, other people are good, does not have the rack.” 赵梅摇头,“没有啊,他人挺好的,一点也没架子。” They were chatting, suddenly, 《The Voice》 first player vcr appeared on the screen, I called Luo Yu, was sports Teacher of elementary school, from infancy to maturity, the schoolmate and friend colleagues called me gong throat Luo Da throat, I sang each time, everybody will avoid me unintentionally, from nobody thinks that I will sing, nobody thought that I sang nice, today, I want to prove one's own in the 《The Voice》 stage, I want to know, dreams of some female fatty also one's own, no matter how others said me, I want to sing!” 俩人正聊着呢,突然间,《好声音》的第一个选手vcr出现在了屏幕上,“我叫罗羽,是一名小学的体育老师,从小到大,同学和朋友同事们都称呼我‘锣嗓子’‘罗大嗓’,我每次唱歌,大家都会有意无意地避开我,从没有人认为我会唱歌,也没有人觉得我唱歌好听,今天,我想在《好声音》的舞台上证明自己,我想让所有人都知道,女胖子也有自己的梦想,不管别人怎么说我,我就是想唱歌!” vcr finished! vcr结束! The first player received the microphone to stand the stage. 第一位选手接过话筒站上了舞台。 However Zhao Mei before television has actually been shocked, leapt one to stand, Luo Teacher! Is Luo Teacher!” 然而电视机前的赵梅却惊呆了,腾地一下站了起来,“罗老师!是罗老师!” His boyfriend also knows Luo Yu, this...... Isn't this sports Teacher Little Luo of your school? I have depended! On his how 《The Voice》!” 他男友也认识罗羽,“这……这不是你们学校的体育老师小罗吗?我了个靠!他怎么上《好声音》了啊!” Zhao Mei cannot believe that simply the eye of one's own, I do not know!” 赵梅简直不敢相信自己的眼睛,“我不知道啊!” Same time, at this moment was watching 《The Voice》 Teacher of Beijing experimental school to be also scared, everybody even once suspected that one's own misread! 同一时间,很多在此刻收看《好声音》京城实验小学的老师们也都傻眼了,大家甚至一度怀疑自己看错了! Is Luo Yu!” “是罗羽!” Really is Little Luo!” “真是小罗啊!” How Luo did Teacher participate in Singing to compete?” “罗老师怎么参加歌唱比赛了啊?” My obediently! Made a mistake! Little Luo that broken throat, is hoarse including the speech, she will sing she!” “我的乖乖!是不是搞错了啊!小罗那破嗓子,连说话都是沙哑的,她会唱什么歌啊她!” Who knows!” “谁知道啊!” Little Luo courage was also too big!” “小罗胆子也太大了!” Sweat, Luo Teacher this does not fear really disgraced!” “汗,罗老师这是真不怕丢人啊!” Some Teacher also make the phone call. 有的老师相互之间还打起电话来。 Hello, Zhao Mei, looks at CCTV Channel 1 quickly!” “喂,赵梅,快看央视一套啊!” I am looking, is Luo Teacher!” “我在看呢,是罗老师!” Hello, what situation did you say this?” 哎呦喂,你说这什么情况啊?” I remember that on that day in school playground, Teacher Zhang Ye has looked for Luo Teacher probably, I was not afterward clear! I do not know any situation! Romanian Teacher that throat......” “我记得那天在学校操场上,张烨老师好像找过罗老师,后来我就不清楚了!我也不知道什么情况啊!罗老师那嗓子……” At this moment, the children of many experimental school and child guardian, has observed closely Luo Yu on CCTV Channel 1 dumbfoundedly, has recognized her! 这一刻,很多实验小学的孩子们和孩子家长,也目瞪口呆地盯住了央视一套上的罗羽,认出了她! ...... …… The television picture gave auditorium, the audiences expression was faint, the interest probably was not specially high. 电视画面给到了观众席,观众们都表情淡漠,兴致好像不是特别高。 Then, scene has aimed at several teachers. 然后,镜头对准了几个导师。 Zhang Yuanqi: Looks that is not quite wonderful?” 章远棋:“看着不太妙?” Chen Guang: Does not know.” 陈光:“不知道啊。” Moving restlessly Music melody has come , the guitar and drumbeats explode all of a sudden! 躁动的音乐旋律进来了,吉他和鼓点一下子爆开! I was always said that does not understand to write the word not to understand unable to compose to sing!” “我总被人说,不懂写词不懂作曲不懂唱歌!” I was always said that does not understand unable to enjoy unable to laugh heartily the life!” “我总被人说,不懂享受不懂欢笑不懂生活!” I was always said that does not understand the affective tone not to understand the woman not to understand romantically!” “我总被人说,不懂情调不懂女人不懂浪漫!” I was always said that does not understand unable to exercise forbearance not to be accommodating flexible!” “我总被人说,不懂忍让不懂变通不懂灵活!” Hears here, Zhao Mei was shocked! 听到这里,赵梅已经愣住了! Zhao Mei side boyfriend, stares in a big way the eye surprised! 赵梅旁侧的男友,也是吃惊地瞪大了眼! Including colleagues of Luo Yu in school, at this moment also heart big quake: This...... Is this Luo Teacher sings?” 包括罗羽在学校的同事们,此刻也都心头大震:“这……这是罗老师唱的?” Suddenly, Luo Yu Voice erupted! 蓦然,罗羽声音爆发了! Who told you, I will not sing!” “谁告诉你,我不会唱歌!” Who told you, I did not understand the life!” “谁告诉你,我不懂生活!” Who told you, I will not be harsh!” “谁告诉你,我不会苛刻!” Who told you, I did not know the glory!” “谁告诉你,我不知荣耀!” That whooshes, each knocked in the hearts of all people! 那嘶吼,每一声都敲在了所有人的心脏! Zhao Mei was excited, was good! Little Luo was good!” 赵梅激动了,“太棒了!小罗太棒了啊!” Her boyfriend also called out: Turned around! Four teachers turned around!” 她男友也叫道:“转身了!四个导师都转身了啊!” Also at home almost jumps with Language Teacher of Luo Yu same grade, Shit! Shit!” 罗羽同年级的语文老师也在家里差点跳起来,“我靠我靠!” Luo Yu belt young boys of class and grade are staring on the television stunned that light shining in all directions sports Luo Teacher, a face surprised as if did not know that the opposite party was the same! 一个罗羽带的班级的小男孩错愕地盯着电视上那光芒四射的体育罗老师,一张脸吃惊的仿佛不认识对方了一样! The principals and several school leaders of experimental school after obtaining their school have on Teacher the news of television also first time fast to turn on the television, after hearing Luo Yu one «Who Told You My Not Understanding», the school leaders were also ignorant, Luo Yu this person, they knew, this was in the school very alternative Teacher, daily sang with the drill ground going upstairs mileage blindly, has gone bad many people bothersomely, the once principal even alone called to have been to the office to criticize her Luo Yu, be not sung by her, said that her throat was too coarse! 实验小学的校长和几个校领导在得到他们学校有老师上电视的消息后也第一时间飞快打开电视机,当听到罗羽的一首《谁告诉你我不懂》后,校领导们也懵了,罗羽这个人,他们太知道了啊,这是学校里很另类的一个老师啊,天天跟操场上楼道里瞎唱歌,烦坏了很多人,有一次校长甚至都把罗羽单独叫到过办公室批评过她,让她别唱了,说她那嗓子太难听了! But, really coarse? 可是,真的难听吗? Now thinks that they earnestly have not listened to Luo Yu to sing from the start, possibly thought that her image did not sing well the song, possibly thought that her hoarse throat inborn with singing to miss, no matter Luo Yu usually sang, they one time have not perceived, did not have focuses on crossing on Luo Yu, until today, until they sat in front of the television calm the mind to note Luo Yu really attentively, noted her Voice, the people the first discovery, originally...... Originally Romanian Teacher will sing really! 现在想想,他们压根就没有认真听过罗羽唱歌啊,可能觉得她那形象就唱不好歌,可能觉得她那沙哑的嗓子天生就跟唱歌无缘,所以不管罗羽平时唱什么歌,他们都一次也没听进去过,从没把眼睛放在过罗羽身上,直到今天,直到他们坐在电视机前真的静下心来全神贯注地注意到罗羽,注意到她的声音,众人才第一次发现,原来……原来罗老师真的会唱歌啊! All of a sudden, the Luo Yu telephone was hit to explode, the relatives and friends closely examined! 一下子,罗羽的电话被打爆了,亲朋好友都来追问了! Luo Teacher!” “罗老师!” Little Luo, what's the matter?” “小罗,怎么回事啊?” Small feather, on your how television!” “小羽,你怎么上电视了啊!” ...... …… Online also exploded! 网上也炸了! My god!” “我的神啊!” This throat certainly!” “这嗓子绝了啊!” This female fatty was too fierce! Really is this sports Teacher feeds?” “这女胖子太厉害了!这真是体育老师吗喂?” Which on Zhang Ye looks for this brave general!” 张烨上哪儿找来这个一员猛将啊!” Who said that was much longer on the attraction the person? Who said that the 《The Voice》 players are unorthodox? Is the art or technique of singing incorrect?” “谁说长得难看就吸引不了人的?谁说《好声音》的选手都是野路子的?都唱功不行的?” I have thought I could not accept competition program of non- handsome fellow beautiful woman, therefore was unattractive to 《The Voice》 does not have anything to anticipate, but I discovered today I have made a mistake, the original person sang extreme to sing the soul the song, this Charm can press all things! I liked this sports Teacher!” “我一直以为我接受不了非帅哥美女的选秀节目,所以对《好声音》一直不好看也没什么期待,可今天我发现我错了,原来一个人把歌曲唱到了极致唱出了灵魂,这种魅力是可以压过所有东西的啊!我太喜欢这个体育老师了!” Teacher cannot see the face only to hear the Voice link, design was good!” “导师看不见脸只能听到声音的环节,设计的太牛了!” Originally 《The Voice》 is such!” “原来《好声音》是这样的啊!” Too face-smacking!” “太打脸了!” Yes, Zhang Ye gave to hit the faces of all people!” “是啊,张烨把所有人的脸都给打了啊!” Must sing is so shocking!” “要不要唱的这么惊艳啊!” „The first student enters the stage, has reached this level?” “才第一个学员出场,就已经达到这个水平了吗?” On the screen, the teacher snatched person link also to start, several teachers have hit, especially Chen Guang Fan Wenli this to model husband and wife ripped - compelled the war, once again made countless people call! 屏幕上,导师抢人环节也开始了,几个导师都打了起来,尤其陈光范文丽这对模范夫妻的撕-逼大战,又一次让无数人嗷嗷直叫! Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” Laughed at me!” “笑死我了啊!” Fan Wenli was too funny!” 范文丽太逗了啊!” Originally can also such snatch person!” “原来还可以这么抢人的啊!” Has not seen has competition program such to snatch the person!” “从没见过有选秀节目是这么抢人的呀!” „, She chose Chen Guang!” “啊,她选陈光了!” Zhang Ye lived to design this program!” 张烨把这节目给设计活了啊!” Some people started friend, comes to see 《The Voice》 quickly, must be so splendid! At is not everybody early analyzes and that appearance of rumor!” 有人已经开始身边的朋友了,“快来看《好声音》啊,要不要这么精彩啊!根本不是大家早前分析和传言的那个样子啊!” ...... …… The second player came out! 第二个选手出来了! „!” “哇!” „Is this locomotive engineer?” “这是火车司机?” Sang too affectionately!” “唱得太深情了啊!” Day, I do not know that should say anything!” “天,我已经不知道该说什么了!” Is a brave general!” “又是个猛将啊!” Then is the next player. 然后是下一个选手。 Housewife?” “家庭主妇?” Really good!” “真不错啊!” I like her me liking her!” “我喜欢她我喜欢她!” How before not to know that folk does have these many capable people?” “以前怎么不知道,民间有这么多能人啊?” „, The teacher transferred!” “啊,导师转了!” Fourth. 第四个。 Fifth. 第五个。 Seventh. 第七个。 The emotions of audiences also one by one run high, in an instant arrived at the last player to mount the stage! 观众们的情绪也一个比一个高涨,转眼到了最后一个选手登台了! However, this player's presences with other players is not quite same, because in vcr of student, does not have the form and face of this player, is only a very fuzzy picture, then the background is dubbing of staff, today's last student, has the most unique voice, can the teachers accept his Voice, making us wait together.” 然而,这个选手跟其他选手的出场不太一样,因为学员的vcr里,并没有这个选手的身影和面孔,只是一副很模糊的画面,然后背景是工作人员的一段配音,“今天的最后一名学员,有着一副最独特的嗓音,导师们到底能不能接受他的声音呢,让我们一起拭目以待吧。” Player to go on stage. 选手上台了。 scene gave the frontages of several teachers, can see the stage through the teacher back chair slit, but was fuzzy, can only find on the following stage to have a person's shadow indistinctly, with the general color of clothes, the remaining anything could not see, was very mystical. 镜头给到了几位导师的正面,通过导师背后的椅子缝隙也能看到舞台,不过却是模糊的,只能隐约瞧见后面台上有一个人影,和衣服的大概颜色,剩下的就什么也看不到了,很神秘。 What meaning?” “什么意思?” This person what's the matter?” “这人怎么回事?” Does not know.” “不知道呀。” First listens.” “先听听。” The melody gets up, the singing sound floats! 旋律起,歌声飘来! When bright moonlight has.” “明月几时有。” Raises one's wine cup asks the blue sky.” “把酒问青天。” Does not know space palace error.” “不知天上宫阙。” When now the evening is.” “今夕是何年。” I want to ride the wind to return.” “我欲乘风归去。” Lest magnificent jade palace.” “唯恐琼楼玉宇。” Has unbearabl chill in a high position.” “高处不胜寒。” Dances to clarify the shade.” “起舞弄清影。” what Si in the world.” “何似在人间。” The audiences before television listened crazily! 电视机前的观众们已经听痴了! beautiful, Voice of this woman was also too beautiful!” “美啊,这女人的声音也太美了啊!” Today the throat of stick!” “今天棒的嗓子了啊!” Voice was too graceful!” 声音太优雅了!” I have been drunk!” “我已经醉了!” One hear of this throats, is a beautiful woman!” “一听这嗓子,就是个美女啊!” Listens to sentiment in that magnetic and Voice, it is estimated that is 30 -year-old high and low beautiful woman! How scene does not give! Snapshot person!” “听那磁性和声音里的感情,估计是个30岁上下的美女!怎么镜头不给过去啊!快照人啊!” This stomach intonation was too big, all audiences unbearably anxiously want to see the truth about the matter! 这胃口调的太大了,所有观众都急不可耐地想一睹庐山真面目! At this moment, a Chen Guang racket on television, turned around maliciously! 就在这时,电视上的陈光狠狠一拍,转身了! Along with turning around of teacher, scene as if in using the angle of view of teacher, has hit, the face of player appeared on the television all of a sudden! 随着导师的转身,镜头仿佛在用导师的视角,也跟着打了过去,选手的面孔一下子出现在了电视上! Then, the flash of audience's before television in seeing player, had many people to frighten has called out in alarm one, jumped from own chair or the sofa, with touching electric switch! 这下,电视机前的观众在看到选手的第一刹那,已是有很多人吓得惊叫了一声,从自家椅子或沙发上跳了起来,跟摸了电门似的! „!” “啊!” My old Heavens/Days!” “我的老天啊!” Male!” “是男的!” Fuck male!” 我草是男的!” „Is this song male singing? Is the male??” “这歌是男的唱的?是男的??” This appearance, migrant worker(s)?” “这打扮,民工?” Has not despised, had not ridiculed that under this startled day huge contrast, the audiences before all televisions immediately screamed! 没有鄙夷,也没有嘲笑,在这种惊天的巨大的反差之下,所有电视前的观众们都登时尖叫了起来! Goose flesh already!” “鸡皮疙瘩已经一身了啊!” Too nice! Too good!” “太好听了!太棒了!” fucking awesome! fucking awesome died!” 牛-逼牛-逼死了啊!” Has is so inconceivable!” “有没有这么不可思议啊!” I only want to say that Zhang Ye you won! Your his mother won really!” “我只想说,张烨你赢了!你他妈真的赢了!” Yes! Zhang Ye won! He me shockingly to!” “是的!张烨赢了!他把我惊艳到了!” I discovered that I have fallen in love with this program! “我发现我已经爱上这个节目了! Qian Pingfan sang. 钱平凡唱完了。 Regardless in television also good, outside television also good, the audiences do not have one to maintain tranquil! 无论电视里也好,电视外也好,观众们都没有一个能保持平静的了! ...... …… Beijing. 京城 Sets up a BBQ restaurant near Shuiqiao. 立水桥附近的一家烧烤店。 Some people point at the television in shop to yell dumbfoundedly: This person of I knew! I know! Repairs bicycle that side the underground station!” 有人指着店里的电视机瞠目结舌地大叫道:“这人我认识!我认识啊!就在地铁站那边修自行车的!” The opposite person said in consternation: Real false?” 对面一人愕然道:“真的假的啊?” A woman said: „Did you misread?” 一女人道:“你看错了吧?” That person said: Is impossible! He has cultivated two car(riage)s to me!” 那人说道:“不可能!他给我修过两次车呢!” Really, on the screen under teachers' question, Qian Pingfan blew out the one's own occupation! 果然,屏幕上导师们的问话下,钱平凡爆出了自己的职业! Really repairs a vehicle?” “真是修车的?” „......” “……” I had nothing to say in reply!” “我已无言以对!” Repairing a vehicle how to sing such well!” “修车的怎么会唱得这么好啊!” This program was hot!” “这节目要火了!” I took Zhang Ye really!” “我真服了张烨了!” This was I looks this year most has let my pleasantly surprised program!” “这是我今年看过最让我惊喜的节目了!” This is in my heart true Singing competition program!” “这才是我心中真正的歌唱选秀节目啊!” Person who wants to look at the Zhang Ye joke, these resist Zhang Ye to resist the «Republic The Voice» person, I do not know that they now are any expressions!” “想看张烨笑话的人,那些抵制张烨抵制《共和国好声音》的人,我不知道他们现在是什么表情!” That is uncertain, after all Viewership Ratings has not known!” “那也不一定,毕竟收视率还不知道!”
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