IRAS :: Volume #7

#680: Joins the top Host ranks


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Online. 网上。 weibo, forum, post, exploded! 微博,论坛,贴吧,也都炸了! OMG!” 我的天啊!” How?” “怎么了?” How you said! Looks at 《The Voice》 quickly!” “你说怎么了!快看《好声音》啊!” God too surnamed Zhang!” “姓张的太神了啊!” Fuck! Zhang Ye has surpassed the god!” 我草张烨已经超神了!” Was too fierce!” “太猛了!” Bright blind my titanium dog eyes!” “亮瞎了我的钛金狗眼啊!” This anything language fast!” “这什么语速啊!” This is advertisement! I was made burning with passion by advertisement unexpectedly!” “这可是广告啊!我竟然被一段广告弄得热血沸腾!” This keeps off competition program! But Zhang Ye Host snatched mirror!” “这是一挡选秀节目啊!可张烨主持太抢镜了!” Who said that 《The Voice》 Host definitely is a supporting role? Can everyone come? Changed anyone to be the same? The person of this saying comes out, I ensure does not kill you!” “谁说《好声音》主持人肯定是配角的?谁都能来?换了谁都一样?说这话的人出来,我保证不打死你!” I do not know that the The Voice following link is what kind, even if a trash, the following player is not worth a red cent, I think that 《The Voice》 Viewership Ratings will not be lower than 0. 6%! Performs on Teacher Zhang Ye the startled day, is a person saves the world simply the rhythm! I as if heard Zhang Ye to say 《The Voice》 to us, even if were lump of excrement, he also in the same old way can by his glib lips Viewership Ratings drawing!” “我不知道好声音后面的环节怎么样,就算是个垃圾,就算后面的选手一文不值,我想《好声音》收视率也不会低于0。6%了!就张烨老师的这个惊天表演,简直是一个人拯救世界的节奏啊!我仿佛听到了张烨在对我们说《好声音》哪怕是一坨屎,他一个人也照样能靠他的嘴皮子把收视率给拉上来!” God same Zhang Ye of! God same Host of!” “神一样的张烨!神一样的主持人!” Except for calling out in alarm of netizens, professionals collectively were also shocked! 除了网友们的惊呼,业内人士们也集体惊呆了! Zhang Ye friend, sends out Weibo. 还有张烨的朋友,也纷纷发出微薄 Peking University Chinese department Teacher Su Na: „......” Has sent one string of ellipses. 北大中文系老师苏娜:“……”发了一串省略号。 Yao Jiancai commented behind 《The Voice》 publicity column Weibo: I do not curse at people generally, but saw Brother Zhang saying that advertisement word, I can only say Shit! «Republic The Voice»? I looked that changes name to call «Republic Good Tongue» is not towering!” 姚建才《好声音》宣传专栏微薄后面评论:“我一般不骂人的,真的,但看了张老弟说完广告词,我只能说一句我靠!《共和国好声音》?我看改名叫《共和国好舌头》也一点都不突兀啊!” CCTV broadcasts Radio Station Tian to be refined: Zhang Ye in his astonishing language fast, has defeated in the world all Host! oh! oh! oh!” 央视广播电台的田彬:“张烨用他惊人的语速,打败了世界上所有的主持人!oh!oh!oh!” Zhang Ye Old Leader Zhao Gouzhou has sent weibo, was finishing eating with the friend outside, listened to the Zhang Ye advertisement word, I was frightened, friend was also frightened, everybody has not spoken for a long time, finally nearby opens the friend in company to ask me: You said that now buys 《The Voice》 advertisement also with enough time.” 张烨老领导赵国洲发了微博,“正在外面和朋友吃完,听了张烨广告词,我被吓到了,身边的朋友也被吓到了,大家好久都没说话,最后旁边一个开公司的朋友问我:‘你说现在买《好声音》广告还来得及吗’。” Beijing Satellite TV Hu Fei: Today, Zhang Ye told us, originally advertisement can also say! Zhang Ye was too splendid! Although I work in Beijing TV Station, if makes me choose in my mind really Domestic all-round strength most outstanding Host, my answer certainly is Zhang Ye!” 京城卫视胡飞:“今天,张烨告诉了我们,原来广告还可以这么说!张烨真的太出色了!虽然我在京城电视台工作,不过如果真的让我选一个我心目中国内综合实力最优秀的主持人,我的答案一定是张烨!” Feng Guiqin of my WebTV stage said: If yesterday, Zhang Ye because of not having the provincial level satellite TV channel Host qualifications, but is unable the ascend the summit Host words, then today, in the Domestic top Host club, clearly had the Zhang Ye small space!” 维我网络电视台的冯桂琴道:“如果说在昨天,张烨还因为没有省级卫视频道主持人资历而无法登顶主持界的话,那么今天,国内顶尖主持人俱乐部中,显然有了张烨的一席之地!” King Hero: This is constantly creates Host of miracle!” 王雄:“这是个不断创造奇迹的主持人!” Xiao Lu: Teacher Zhang, I knelt to you!” 小吕:“张老师,我给您跪了!” Da Fei: I also knelt down on keyboard!” 大飞:“我也已经跪倒在键盘上!” Brother Hou: „... ¥¥##%...( &\;... ¥#!!” 侯哥:“…¥¥##%…(&\;…¥#!!” The online was too lively, after many people looked at 《The Voice》 this advertisement, cannot bear takes up cell phone or the keyboard in online comes such one Fuck, to express the shock of one's own to Zhang Ye glib lips! Meanwhile, the people's anticipation also all of a sudden full house to 《The Voice》, this also submerged the subject, everybody looked has shouted and wrangled, if the subject does start to be what kind of? 网上太热闹了,很多人看了《好声音》这一段的广告后,都忍不住地拿起手机或键盘在网上来那么一句“我草”,以表达自己张烨嘴皮子的震惊!同时,众人对《好声音》的期待也一下子爆棚了,这还没入正题呢啊,大家就都看得大呼小叫了,要是正题开始会怎么样? Many people call people friends readily! 好多人都呼朋唤友! ...... …… In some alley. 某胡同里。 Had a youth to come out to go to bathroom, has met the neighbor. 有个青年出来上厕所,碰见了邻居。 Treasure does, do?” “珍子,干嘛呢啊?” Takes a walk.” “遛弯呢啊。” Also dawdles anything, hurries to look at 《The Voice》!” “还遛什么啊,赶紧回去看《好声音》啊!” Visits it to do? That can't program reach an agreement?” “看它干嘛?那节目不是都说不好吗?” Oh you looked knew! Zhang Ye too fucking awesome! advertisement said the new altitude!” “哎呀你看了就知道了!张烨牛-逼了啊!广告说出了新高度啊!” What? advertisement?” “啥?广告?” Right, is advertisement!” “对,就是广告!” advertisement I change the stage each time also without enough time, listens to it?” “每次广告我换台还来不及呢,听它?” Listened to you to understand! I ensure your precipice is impossible to change the stage!” “听了你就懂了!我保证你绝壁不可能换台!” Right? I have a look!” “是吗?那我去看看!” Now you cannot look, can only wait for night rebroadcasting or the evening looks to produce the video resources! Um, television playbacking is also good!” “现在你是看不着了,只能等夜里的重播或者晚上看能不能出视频资源了!嗯,电视回放也行!” ...... …… Some District, in family|home. 小区,家里。 Little Fatty insane has telephoned excitedly. 小胖子疯了似地激动地打电话。 Hello, big Liu, turns on the television to turn on the television quickly quickly! 《The Voice》 was too pleasantly surprised!” “喂,大刘,快开电视快开电视!《好声音》太让人惊喜了!” Is very attractive?” “很好看?” Cried attractively!” “好看哭了啊!” Yo, which player sang was so good?” “哟,哪个选手唱的这么好啊?” Has not arrived at the singing link.” “还没到唱歌环节呐。” „? That called anything to cry attractively!” “啊?靠,那叫什么好看哭了啊!” You are not understanding, looks quickly! I deceive you to do!” “你懂个屁啊,快看!我骗你干嘛!” Ok, believes your one time!” “行,信你一次!” Then, Little Fatty starts to give other friends to telephone, he is not Zhang Ye hardcore fans, even before , possibly does not calculate fans, but has read Zhang Ye a few works and poetry, but now, after Zhang Ye that startled world indescribably tragic advertisement word, Little Fatty thoroughly became Zhang Ye hardcore fans, he thought that Zhang Ye form too his mother who that indifferent spoke with confidence in the stage freely has model|pattern Er, individual Charm took in everything at a glance! 而后,小胖子又开始给其他朋友打电话,他不是张烨铁杆粉丝,甚至以前可能连粉丝都不算,只是看过张烨少数几个作品和诗词的,但现在,在张烨那段惊天地泣鬼神的广告词后,小胖子已经彻底成为了张烨铁杆粉丝,他觉得张烨在舞台上那淡然自若侃侃而谈的身影太他妈有范儿了,个人魅力一览无余! ...... …… Similar, occurred in land. 同样的一幕,发生在全国各地。 If the stage arrangement and beginning tune of 《The Voice》 are very good, but also being insufficient makes everybody feel words that shocks, then the Zhang Ye today's Host lines shook really them! 如果说《好声音》的舞台布置和开场曲很不错,但还不足以让大家感到震撼的话,那么张烨今天的主持台词真的把他们震到了! Passes on ten! 一传十! Ten pass on hundred! 十传百! Looks the person who has broadcast to run around spreading the news! 看了播出的人奔走相告! Immediately, before the increasing number of people sat the television gradually, broadcast central one set channel! 登时,越来越多的人渐渐坐到了电视机前,将频道播到了中央一套! „Did this player enter the stage?” “该选手出场了吧?” Oh, thinks really Zhang Ye said advertisement again! ! Suddenly thought that one's own is quite inexpensive! Before looked that advertisement looked forward to change stage! Now unexpectedly wants to listen again several!” “唉,真想张烨再说一段广告啊!噗!突然觉得自己好贱啊!以前看广告都巴不得换台呢!现在居然想再听几遍!” Ha Ha, I am also same!” “哈哈,我也一样啊!” Loved dead Teacher Zhang Ye!” “爱死张烨老师了!” Does not know that the following subject link is what kind of! Such short time, what player Zhang Ye can they draw on? Moreover 《The Voice》 that everybody has denounced did not look that the appearance does not look at the professional selling point, this also really very much has the issue, the competition of ugly male ugly girl? Does this have the anticipation really? Does this have the market really? Moreover good that the student sang, can that be good? Won't always compare the specialty study Music person also to sing outstandingly? Does not look at professional slogan, as if had indicated the 《The Voice》 column desirably possibly will not find study the Music person, does not request to study specialized has sung, does not request the appearance height, doesn't this have the issue really?” “就是不知道下面的主题环节怎么样啊!这么短的时间,张烨他们能招来什么选手啊?而且大家一直诟病的《好声音》不看长相不看职业的卖点,这也确实很有问题啊,丑男丑女的选秀?这真的有看点吗?这真的有市场吗?而且就算学员唱的好,那能多好啊?总不会比专业学音乐的人还要唱得优秀吧?一个不看职业的标语,似乎已经预示了《好声音》栏目可能不会刻意去找学音乐的人,又不要求专业学过唱歌的,又不要求长相身高,这真的没问题吗?” Oh, who knows.” “唉,谁知道呀。” I do not favor the link of competition, although I acknowledged that the front beginning is very splendid! But that splendid is the Zhang Ye personal ability and individual Charm!” “我也不太看好选秀的环节,虽然我承认前面的开场很精彩!但那精彩是张烨的个人能力和个人魅力!” But I Believe Zhang Ye, he can always bring unexpectedly to me pleasantly surprised! How his program does, how we first see!” “但我相信张烨,他总能给我带来意想不到的惊喜啊!他节目怎么做,咱们就先怎么看吧!” „, Came!” “诶,来了来了!” First player vcr came out!” “第一选手vcr出来了!” Hou, how this female is so fat!” “嚯,怎么这女的这么胖啊!” Sweat, this has not looked at the appearance really?” “汗啊,这还真不看长相的啊?” „Can she sing?” “她能唱好吗?” Looks that the level isn't high?” “看着水平不高啊?”
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