IRAS :: Volume #6

#586: Messing up


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In living room. 客厅中。 Is bustling and filled with people, was chaotic. 人头攒动,乱极了。 Tea came.” “茶来了。” Little Liu, you sit here.” 小刘,你坐这儿来。” That side sofa insufficient place, here had the chair.” “那边沙发不够地方了,这里有椅子。” Come, eats the fruit to eat fruit, just bought.” “来,吃水果吃水果,都是刚买的。” In room also has the place, the words that pushes go to my bedroom.” “屋里还有地方呢,太挤的话去我卧室。” The people have been divided into three groups, several women went to father and mother's bedroom to chat, what Cui Aunt and other group of old people sat was the sofa, chatted here, but several relatively young points middle-aged people and youth, what then sat was the chair stool, reluctant was more than ten fills personally. 人分成了三拨,有几个妇女去了爸妈的卧室聊天去了,崔大妈等一拨岁数大的人坐的是沙发,在这边闲扯,而几个相对年轻点的中年人和青年,则坐的是椅子凳子,勉勉强强算是把十多个人塞下来了。 The people said two. 人说两声。 The dog called two throats. 狗叫两嗓。 That lively vigor, do not raise again! 那个热闹劲儿啊,就不要再提了! Mother also said: „Is Little Ye, stands silly doing, hurries to chat with your uncle aunts, everybody cares about you.” 老妈还道:“小烨,傻站着干嘛呢啊,赶紧过来跟你叔叔阿姨们聊聊,大家都关心你着呢。” The Zhang Ye heart said that my where has thoughts to chat Heavens/Days, in my room also has not to put on the big live people of many clothes! 张烨心说我哪儿有心思聊天啊,我屋里还有个没穿多少衣服的大活人呢! Cui Aunt said with a smile: Does not need to accompany us to chat, Little Ye now was also a busy man, made Host to teach and pat advertisement, let the child busy one's own matter.” 大妈笑道:“不用陪我们聊,小烨现在也是大忙人了,又做主持人又讲课又拍广告的,让孩子忙自己的事吧。” Liu Uncle said: Hey, Little Ye may have prospects.” 大爷道:“嘿,小烨可真有出息啊。” Yes, initially I looked at Little Ye, that is not an average person.” Auntie Yu commended: In childhood had the symptom, works is specially low-key, does not reveal the mountain non- dew, looked after is, does the person of important matter, how did you have a look now? I said right!” “是啊,当初我看小烨,那就不是一般人。”于阿姨赞许道:“小时候就有苗头了,做事特别低调,不显山不露水的,一看就是个以后干大事的人,你们看看现在怎么样了?我说对了吧!” Mother beams with joy, may not have, this boy was the luck is good to cover, Little Ye, you led your Little Brother Yan they to go to your room to speak, outside pushed.” 老妈眉开眼笑,“可没有,这小子就是运气好蒙上了,小烨啊,你带你小严弟弟他们去你屋说说话啊,外面太挤。” ? 啊? Goes to any my room! 去什么我屋啊! Zhang Ye busy [say / way]: No, I have not folded quilt, in room randomly.” 张烨忙道:“别,我没叠被子呢,屋里乱着呢。” Mother smacks the lips, that fears anything.” 老妈咂嘴,“那怕什么的啊。” The Zhang Ye heart said that naturally has feared, I feared that opened the door to be scared you! 张烨心说当然怕了,我怕开了门吓着你们! Little Yan also comes to consult, „the Zhang Ye elder brother, your no-smoking advertisement pats real good, how you think of this drop?” 小严也过来请教,“张烨哥,您的戒烟广告拍的真好,您是怎么想到这个点子的啊?” Little Yan Zhang Ye also knew that is District, in childhood together had played several times, after grew up went to college, together has not played, „, got a sudden inspiration.” 小严张烨也认识,都是一小区的,小时候都一块玩过几次,就是长大了上大学了以后就没怎么一块玩了,“嗨,就是灵机一动。” Said moment words, Mother sets out suddenly, you were chatting first, I went to bathroom.” 说了片刻话,老妈突然起身,“你们先聊着,我上个厕所。” Zhang Ye also still in continue speak to Little Yan, waited for Mother to walk the past time, he suddenly responds in the restroom also to have the clothes that Zhang Yuanqi took off! He called one immediately, mother! I go to me to go first first!” Walked two steps to catch up quickly in front of Mother has blocked her. 张烨也还在继续跟小严说话,等老妈都走过去的时候,他才猛然间反应过来厕所里还有章远棋脱下来的衣服呢!他当即就叫了一声,“妈!我先去我先去!”快走两步赶在了老妈前面拦住她。 Mother stares, you said a while again.” 老妈瞪眼,“你等会儿再说。” I could not wait really!” Zhang Ye does intentionally the worry shape, actually this goods also truly worry, you help me make a breakfast first become inadequate, just got up not to eat.” “我真等不了了!”张烨故作着急状,其实这货也确实是着急呢,“您先帮我弄点早点成不成,刚起来还没吃呢。” Mother pushes him, you make me go to bathroom first!” 老妈推他,“你让我先上个厕所的!” I come first!” Zhang Ye entered the bathroom to check to visit. “我先来!”张烨已经进了卫生间一把关上门了。 The air/Qi results in Mother to stare outside, this dead child.” 气得老妈在外面直瞪眼,“这死孩子。” ...... …… In bathroom. 卫生间里。 The speaking voice that outside boasts has not related with him. 外面咋咋呼呼的说话声已经跟他没关系了。 Rare gasping for breath of made the brain static, Zhang Ye in all directions looked, really saw with under a nozzle small stool on Old Zhang took off to throw there clothes, he walked to take, in the hand felt the clothes all were the tide the touch, the rain drenched, with considering picking up, inside was filling a thing also falls the ground, carefully looked, unexpectedly was the Old Zhang underpants, the black, the pure silk, cotton material very thin that briefs, right the frontage also embroidered one are also being the black dark flowers, was very mature. 难得喘了口气让脑子静了静,张烨就四处一找,果然跟喷头底下的一个小凳子上看到了老章脱掉扔在那儿的衣服,他走过去一拿起来,手上感觉到衣服全是潮乎乎的触感,雨淋的,拿着想给抱走,吧嗒,里面塞着的一件东西还掉地上了,仔细一看,竟是老章的内裤,黑色的,真丝的,布料很薄的那种三角裤,正面右侧还绣着一朵也是黑色的暗花儿,很成熟。 Hurries to lower the head to pick, the underpants have one is very actually dry, because puts on not to drench the rain in inside, but fell that side after ground a little to be wet. 赶紧低头捡起来,内裤有一面倒是挺干的,因为穿在里面没淋上雨,不过掉在地上后的那一面则有点湿了。 At this time he thought of an issue, how these many clothes he brought to exit, put here not to be definitely good, the coming in person will be seen, but if was taking, this obviously was not the one's own clothes, Father Mother saw that definitely will ask, must therefore hide! 这时他才想到个问题,这么多衣服他怎么带出去啊,放这里肯定不行,进来人就会被看到了,可要是拿着出去的话,这明显不是自己的衣服啊,老爸老妈看到肯定会问,所以必须要隐蔽! How to hide? 怎么藏? paralysis! Hides! 麻痹!藏身上吧! Zhang Ye folds first Old Zhang that trunk, then found the good place, has tucked up the one's own clothes, do not enter the position of his waist the pants, grips, then folds Old Zhang that shirt, filled the pants of waist has taken before him loose and tight, chokes in inside, two silk stockings, were the meat silk stockings of that shortfall, although the Zhang Ye pants have not captured the mouth, but this ease in doing, Zhang Ye rolled them in has gripped gripping together, then took off the shoes to fill to the slipper of one's own left leg, then the foot went to withstand again, the shoes a little were immediately small, However can only assemble, then, Zhang Ye clenches teeth to stare in her again - trousers looked at for quite a while, one's old tricks heavy, in - trousers gripped to the hand in have pinched pinching, pinched tightly, was good is quite thin because of the clothing material of pure silk, took off the slipper of right foot by Zhang Ye, put in the shoes to be head. 张烨先把老章的那条运动裤叠好,然后找了好地方,撩开了自己衣服,将裤子别进了他后腰的位置,夹住,然后再把老章的那件长袖衫叠好,塞在了他前腰的裤子松紧带上,噎在里面,还有两条丝袜,是那种短款的肉丝袜,虽然张烨裤子没兜口,但这个好办,张烨将它们团在一起攥了攥,然后脱掉鞋子塞到了自己左脚的拖鞋里,然后脚再进去顶住,鞋子顿时有点小了,不过只能凑合了,再然后,张烨咬牙盯着她内-裤看了半天,故技重施,将内-裤攥到手里捏了捏,捏紧,好在真丝的料子比较薄,也被张烨脱掉右脚的拖鞋,放入了鞋子顶头。 End, only remaining bras. 末了,只剩下文胸了。 That wipes the black to embroider the black colored bra! 那一抹黑色绣黑花的文胸! This thing is thin , because of the reason of structure, is not good to hide, he was pinching the bra toward the body wiper plug quite a while , was quite towering, outside others eyes can look. 这东西是薄,可是因为结构的原因,不好藏啊,他捏着文胸往身上塞了半天,也都比较突兀,外面人家一眼就能看出来的。 Thump. 咚咚。 Didn't have?” Mother knocked at the door. “还没好啊?”老妈叫门了。 Zhang Ye fast said: Came to come, this was good.” 张烨飞快道:“来了来了,这就好。” Mother said: Food gave you in the heat, hurried.” 老妈道:“饭给你热上了,赶紧的。” Zhang Ye Inhale, has one to force in the clothes bra, pastes the belly to put, rustle fibroin clothing material Morocco also has on the belly a little itchy, his hand twists off the gate, another hand is covering the belly, pretended the having diarrhea belly was uncomfortable a moment ago, shouted, good.” 张烨吸气,只好将文胸一把塞进衣服里,是贴着肚子放的,沙沙的丝质料子摩在肚皮上还有那么一点痒痒,他就一只手拧开门,另一只手捂着肚子,假装刚才拉稀肚子不舒服,“呼,好了。” The gate opens, Mother look at him, how?” 门开,老妈看他,“怎么了?” Zhang Ye is covering the clothes, possibly yesterday evening had not eaten.” 张烨捂着衣服,“可能昨儿晚上没吃好。” „Did you eat meal yesterday evening you? Has slept only, was good, makes way.” Mother has not paid attention to anything, entered the restroom impatiently. “你昨晚上吃饭了吗你?净睡觉了,行了,让开让开。”老妈也没注意什么,迫不及待地进了厕所。 Zhang Ye avoids a tribulation, immediately treads to draw a foot to step on a silk stockings foot to step on the slipper of underpants, the footsteps limp is walking toward the one's own room. 张烨躲过一劫,立即踏拉着一脚踩着丝袜一脚踩着内裤的拖鞋,脚步蹒跚地往自己屋里走。 Immediately. 马上到了。 But, more worries more to make a mistake! 可是,越着急越出错! Because of the slipper with foot, inside again did not fill a thing, the Zhang Ye foot heel at this moment with the shoes outside, finally soon arrives at the bedroom entrance moment, under foot Speed is too quick, the decline is steady, the slipper on right foot slides all of a sudden from the instep, dang, but also turned, in the shoes that Old Zhang group also rolled in the together underpants, fell in side. 因为拖鞋本来就不跟脚,里面再塞个东西,张烨此刻的脚后跟都是跟鞋子外面的,结果快要走到卧室门口的一刻,脚下速度太快,没落稳,右脚上的拖鞋一下子从脚面上滑出去,咣当,还翻了一个个儿,鞋子里那老章团楞在一起的内裤也滚了出来,就那么掉在了旁边。 How Little Ye?” “怎么了小烨?” Be not falling.” “别摔着。” Little Yan Cui Aunt and the others looked. 小严崔大妈等人都看了过来。 The Zhang Ye face was green, is sweating profusely quickly puts on the shoes, is all right.” 张烨脸都绿了,满头大汗地赶快把鞋子穿上,“没事儿没事儿。” Little Yan cares saying: „The Zhang Ye elder brother, did you have these many perspiration? Is the belly uncomfortable?” Suddenly, the vision one looks slightly lowly to the ground, „, the Zhang Ye elder brother you fell the thing, what was this?” 小严关心道:“张烨哥,你怎么出了这么多汗啊?是不是肚子不舒服?”忽然,目光微微一低看向地上,“咦,张烨哥你掉东西了,这是什么?” Zhang Ye is frightened out of one's wits, is covering the article under clothes - chest, picks up that to be rubbed in one group of black hurriedly - trousers, do intentionally indifferently in the control, lifts the hand with a smile, has moistened the sweat of forehead, „, the belly is uncomfortable, is hungry, all right, ate the thing to be good.” 张烨魂飞魄散,一手捂着衣服下的文-胸,一手匆忙捡起那被揉成一团的黑色内-裤,故作淡然地拿在手心中,笑着抬起手,沾了沾额头的汗水,“是啊,肚子不舒服,也是饿的,没事,吃了东西就好了。” Cui Aunt looks at him to remind: Your temple there is also the perspiration.” 大妈望着他提醒道:“你鬓角那里也都是汗。” Oh, I scratch, has not related.” Zhang Ye pinched that group of black cotton materials to scratch the sweat on temple and neck, said with a smile: Your everybody chatted first, I returned to a room.” “嗳,我擦擦,没关系。”张烨捏着那团黑色的布料又擦了擦鬓角和脖子上的汗水,笑道:“您大家先聊,我回趟屋。” Black in - trousers including in the control, after gripping the door knob twists off the bedroom gate, he rapidly moves sideways, for fear that the scene dew in room comes out little, then the general's family closes, he had not felt relieved that the general's family locked on the other side from inside. Gasped for breath to trace the forehead and neck, a underpants taste of face, he is about to have cried, the heart said that whom the buddy incurs to annoy today, how such selected the back! 把黑色内-裤含在手心里,握住门把手拧开卧室门后,他迅速闪身进去,生怕屋里的光景露出来一点点,然后紧接着将门关上,他还不放心,将门从里面反锁了。喘了口气摸了摸脑门和脖子,一脸的裤衩味儿啊,他都快哭了,心说哥们儿今天招谁惹谁了啊,怎么这么点儿背啊! In room. 屋里。 Old Zhang one's own lay on the bed unexpectedly drills the bedding, in the hand took Zhang Ye to place «Legend of the Monkey King» on window, was looking. 老章居然自己躺在床上钻了被窝,手里拿着一本张烨原本放在窗台上的《悟空传》,正在看呢。 Zhang Ye is speechless, „do you do?” 张烨无语,“你干嘛?” She said: Reads.” 她道:“看书。” My this works to a frazzle, you are really actually leisurely and carefree.” Zhang Ye said in a low voice: How also in lying down bedding, this, if coming in person, I did not talk clearly!” “我这累死累活的,您倒是真悠闲啊。”张烨低声道:“怎么还躺被窝里了啊,这要是进来人,我就更说不清楚了啊!” She unemotionally saying: What to do can that also? These many people, definitely could not get away, the coming in person does not have the means that I stand in the room lie down with me in the room, there is a difference?” 她面无表情道:“那还能怎么办?这么多人,肯定也走不了了,进来人也没办法,我站在屋里跟我躺在屋里,有区别吗?” Also is, does not have anything to distinguish. Heavenly Queen/days later pajamas in the one's own bedroom, this must be held, your mother flash news! Their one is S-list Star, one is C-list Star, if causes any scandal, they no one can bear, person who moreover Zhang Ye had the girlfriend. 也是,真没什么区别。天后一身睡衣自己卧室,这要被捅出去,得你妈多大新闻啊!他俩一个是超一线明星,一个是三线明星,如果弄出什么绯闻,他俩谁也受不了啊,况且张烨已经还是有女朋友的人了呢。 Zhang Ye tucks up the clothes, the shoes take off, each article gave her clothes with, helping her take in her one's own package. 张烨将衣服撩开,鞋子脱掉,一件件地把她的衣服都给拿了出来,帮她收进了她自己的包裹里。 Only listens to Old Zhang saying: Your family is lively today enough.” 只听老章道:“你们家今天够热闹的。” Zhang Ye somewhat is also dreary, who knows how my father my mother one draws on these many people.” 张烨也有些阴郁,“谁知道我爸我妈怎么一下招来这么多人啊。” Old Zhang adds: „A dog.” 老章补充道:“还有一只狗。” Right, a dog.” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes said: I took them, this was draws on a football team also to take the alternate lineup.” “对,还有一只狗。”张烨翻白眼道:“我都服了他们了,这是招来一个足球队还带上了替补阵容啊。” She said: You try to find the solution.” Continues to read. 她说道:“你想办法。”继续看书。 Zhang Ye said: Did not have the means that can only consume first, walked one step to look at one step, good I did not say that I exit to have breakfast first.” 张烨道:“没办法了,只能先耗着了,走一步看一步吧,行了我不说了,我先出去吃早点。” She reads smoothly saying: I have not had the breakfast.” 她顺嘴道:“我也没吃早餐。” Zhang Ye hesitates, said: Knew.” 张烨沉吟,道:“知道了。” Opens the door to leave the room, quickly Guan Haomen. 打开门出屋,又迅雷不及掩耳地关好门。 Mother has finished attending the restroom, is busy at work in the kitchen, the Zhang Ye past time food was almost good, he is stylish: Mother, I took away.” 老妈已经上完了厕所,正在厨房忙活呢,张烨过去的时候饭已经差不多好了,他顿时道:“妈,那我拿走了啊。” Mother said: Takes away to do?” 老妈道:“拿走干嘛?” Outside person are too many, I return to the room to eat.” Zhang Ye found an excuse, gives me to take.” “外面人太多,我回屋吃。”张烨找了个借口,“给我多拿点啊。” You eat?” Mother gave in the tray to throw eggs and two ironed the good pastry yesterday, „did brined vegetable want?” “你吃的了吗?”老妈又给盘子里扔了一个鸡蛋和两块昨天烙好的发面饼,“咸菜要不要?” Does not use.” Zhang Ye takes to walk. “不用了。”张烨拿上就走。 The fast switch gate, tray puts as before, Zhang Ye gives Old Zhang on bed the chopsticks, said quietly: You use the chopsticks, I eat adeptly.” 依旧快速的开关门,盘子一放,张烨就把筷子递给床上的老章,悄声道:“你用筷子吧,我拿手吃。” Old Zhang puts down the book, started to eat, frowned, cake was salty.” 老章放下书,也开始吃了,蹙眉,“饼咸了。” Zhang Ye raises the chin, gathers together to eat, my mother prepares food originally on that a matter, how we must think to deliver first you, must really to see, these many people, such talked too much, what has not known to pass on, must have any condition, your fans cannot kill me, your manager also chopped me with the blade.” If they simultaneously come and go out a hotel, this also has the leeway that explained that argued the function of argument, but their this scene, that does not need to explain that now, stupid cunt did not believe! 张烨扬下巴,“凑活吃吧,我妈做饭本来就那么回事儿,咱得先想想怎么把你送出去啊,要真让人看见了,这么多人,这么多嘴,还不知道得传成什么样呢啊,真要出点什么状况,你粉丝还不得弄死我,还有你经纪人也得拿刀砍我。”要是俩人同时出入一个酒店,这还有解释解释的余地,还有辩解辩解的作用,可如今俩人这个场面,那是根本不用解释的,傻-逼也不信啊! Silently finish breakfast. 默默吃完早饭。 Old Zhang has possibly been stranded, by closed one's eyes in the head. 老章可能困了,靠在床头闭了眼。 A Zhang Ye person sits in the bedside, listens chat sound that out of the door one group of people are boasting, at this moment, his egg - hurt! 张烨则一个人坐在床边,听着门外一帮人咋咋呼呼的聊天声,这一刻,他蛋-疼极了!
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