Resort. 度假村。 In the hot spring bathing pool of balcony transpiration steam. 阳台的温泉浴池中蒸腾着热气。 Zhang Ye was rubbed the shoulder to pinch the back by behind Old Wu, in his hand dishonestly secretly is also profiting at the expense of the state on the Old Wu thigh, is closing one's eyes to enjoy comfortably. 张烨被身后的老吴揉着肩膀捏着背,他手上也不老实地正在老吴大腿上偷偷揩油,正舒舒服服地闭着眼享受呢。 The following female voice asked that „was comfortable?” 后面的女声问,“舒服了？” „Um, was comfortable.” Zhang Ye subconscious [say / way]. “嗯,舒服了。”张烨下意识道。 Behind transmits he he smiles, after Zhang Ye, on the neck felt the air/Qi that the opposite party mouth has spat, hits in the fine hair hole of one's own neck, itchy, „you were comfortable, the hand of big sister may be sour, was good, you one's own wash first.” Has patted his dorsal, „big sister must rest.” 后面传来呵呵一笑,张烨后脖子上都感觉到了对方嘴里吐出来的气,打在自己脖子的汗毛孔上,痒痒的,“你舒服了,大姐的手可酸了,行了,你先自己洗洗吧。”轻拍了他后背一下,“大姐得歇会儿。” „Many thanks.” Zhang Ye is busy at turning head. “多谢多谢。”张烨忙回头。 The Old Wu smile, „is impolite.” 老吴微笑,“不客气。” Zhang Ye said: „I rub rubbing the hands to you.” 张烨道:“我给你揉揉手。” Old Wu shakes the head, „does not use, all right.” 老吴摇头,“不用了,没事。” „No, let your tired for quite a while, otherwise did I pinch elsewhere to you? Which your hurts? We must pay a man back in his own coin, cannot always make you be busy at work.” Zhang Ye said with a smile. “别啊,让你累半天了,要不然我给你捏捏别处？你哪儿疼？咱俩得礼尚往来啊,不能老让你忙活。”张烨笑道。 Old Wu in submarine has patted the leg of one's own, „I, the high-heeled shoes have stood the most of the day, is ankle hurts, but does not use you, soaked physique are good.” 老吴在水下拍了拍自己的腿,“我啊,高跟鞋站了大半天,就是脚腕子疼,不过不用你,泡一泡舒舒筋骨就好了。” „That is not good, soaks, no matter uses, I come!” Zhang Ye has turned around facing immediately to her, the hand also took from the Old Wu thigh, in submarine looked, touches the foot of Old Wu, started smoothly, felt is good, he rashly rubbed to start to Wu Zeqing. “那可不行,泡不管用,我来！”张烨马上转过身面对向她,手也从老吴大腿上拿下来了,在水下一找,摸到了老吴的脚,光滑入手,感觉非常好,他就不由分说地给吴则卿揉起脚来。 Old Wu one polite, „does not use.” 老吴一客气,“不用了。” „I performance performance.” Zhang Ye does not listen. “我得表现表现呀。”张烨不听。 Old Wu has smiled, also again has not said anything. 老吴笑了下,也就没再说什么。 After the moment, Zhang Ye threw cell phone on bed with the clothes together has made a sound, chirp called in not far away, who Zhang Ye did not know is, had not taken in the past. 片刻后,张烨跟衣服一起扔在床上的手机响了,在不远处唧唧喳喳地叫起来,张烨也不知道是谁,没过去拿。 The telephone sound did not have. 电话声没了。 After two seconds, again loud. 两秒钟后再响。 Old Wu said: „Meets, if there is an urgent matter.” 老吴道:“接吧,万一有急事呢。” Zhang Ye shrugs saying: „Definitely is my relatives and friends, will not have the anxious matter, every time after returning I cause, everybody must make a phone call to me, became the conventions.” 张烨耸肩道:“肯定是我亲朋好友,不会有急事儿,每回我弄出了事以后,大家都得打一圈电话给我,都成惯例了。” Old Wu said lightly: „That must meet, is cares your.” 老吴淡淡道:“那也得接,都是关心你的。” „Ok, I take.” Others spoke, sometimes even if the Father Mother words, Zhang Ye not necessarily really listened, but Old Wu spoke, Zhang Ye is willing to listen. Therefore about looked, first before one's own that the bath towel that abandons has attained in the water, bound on the waist, this stood from the bathing pool, stepped, tick-tock tick-tock was scattering the water, arrived at the bedside to take up cell phone quickly, froze trembles, hurries the round trip half step to walk, pū passed one to enter the bathing pool, picked off the bath towel throws away, since a hand continued to hold the beautiful foot of Old Wu, pinched to her, since a hand answered the telephone. “行,那我去拿。”别人说话,就算老爸老妈的话,张烨有时都不一定真听,但老吴说话,张烨就是愿意听。于是左右找了找,先把自己那条之前扔下的浴巾拿到了水里,裹在了腰上,这才从浴池里站起来,迈出去,滴答滴答地一路撒着水,快步走到床边拿起手机,冻得直哆嗦,赶紧往回快步走,又噗通一声进了浴池,把浴巾拿掉扔开,一只手继续捧起老吴的美脚,给她捏,一只手则接起电话。 Passed. 通了。 „Mother.” Zhang Ye said. “妈。”张烨道。 The Mother voice is not small, „such slowly meets? Does?” 老妈嗓门不小,“这么慢才接？干嘛呢？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „My soaking-bath, did you read the news? On did the newspaper and television broadcast me? Did above say my? Word of praise or malicious remarks?” 张烨笑道:“我正泡澡呢啊,您看新闻了？报纸和电视上都播我了吗？上面怎么说我的？好话还是坏话？” Mother said with a smile: „Now who also dares to speak my son malicious remarks? Is the words of praise, let alone the news, one group of reporters came me to stop up the gate, interviewed the You and Me father quite a while, but also grabbed several my old neighbors to ask that east asked the west.” Can hear, Mother is very self-satisfied, „is waiting, making your father say two to you.” 老妈就笑道:“现在谁还敢说我儿子坏话啊？都是好话,别说新闻了,一帮记者都来咱家堵门了,采访我和你爸半天,还抓着几个咱家老街坊问东问西的。”听得出来,老妈挺得意的,“等着,让你爸跟你说两句。” The telephone has changed players, „Little Ye, you give me to be honest, your Mathematics the result has not always felt better, how that what to suspect that suddenly untied?” 电话换人了,“小烨,你给我老实说,你数学从来成绩就没好过,怎么突然把那个什么猜想解开了？” Zhang Ye cocky while flatters saying: „Who I am, I am your son, on this day bestows on naturally is you and my mother give, the hole how to open specifically I cannot reach an agreement, suddenly dodged on the miraculous glow.” 张烨一边得瑟一边拍马屁道:“我是谁啊,我是您儿子,这天赋当然是您和我妈给的了,具体怎么开的窍我也说不好,突然就灵光一闪了。” Father speechless [say / way]: „But the You and Me mother no one has the Mathematics talent! Which on you inherits?” 老爸无语道:“可是我和你妈谁也没有数学天赋啊！你上哪儿遗传去？” That side Mother said: „Ok, you manage its anything talent non- talent, our son has solved the world Mathematics difficult problem, wins for the motherland, is the national long face, this is the result, we now are Hero parents, you, a while hurry to give in the family|home the relative to make a phone call by the stature, reported the good news!” 那边的老妈道:“行啦,你管它什么天赋不天赋呢,咱儿子解开了世界数学难题,为国争光,为民族长脸,这就是结果,咱俩现在是英雄的父母,你啊,一会儿赶紧给家里亲戚挨着个儿都打一个电话,报喜讯！” Here has made father and mother's telephone call a while, the telephone loud. 这边挂了爸妈的电话才一会儿,电话又响。 Does Zhang Ye to Old Wu Yang-yang cell phone, „you look? Here we go again.” 张烨对老吴扬扬手机,“你看是吧？又来了。” Old Wu said with a smile: „Meets.” 老吴笑道:“接吧。” Zhang Ye meets, „Old Yao, I know you call words.” 张烨一接,“老姚,我就知道你得来电话。” cell phone that is Yao Jiancai surprised uncertain Voice, „brother, you are insane this are! Just ended from Crosstalk, how did you run Mathematics to do the wind to do the rain?” 手机那头是姚建才惊疑不定的声音,“老弟,你丫要疯啊这是！刚从相声界落幕,你怎么又跑数学界搞风搞雨了？” Zhang Ye said: „Hi, caught up.” 张烨道:“嗨,就是赶上了。” „That is really Dale's Conjecture you unties?” Yao Jiancai non- channel. “那戴尔猜想真是你解开的？”姚建才不信道。 „Can that have the vacation? The buddies conveniently try, has not thought that this suspicion is not difficult.” The Zhang Ye mood is excellent, feels the foot of Old Wu, has blown for quite a while with Old Yao. “那还能有假啊？哥们儿就是随手试一试,没想到这个猜想也并不难嘛。”张烨心情大好,摸着老吴的脚,跟老姚吹了半天。 ...... …… The third telephone is Peking University Chinese department Teacher Su Na hits. 第三个电话是北大中文系老师苏娜打来的。 „Your brain how long Teacher Zhang?” “你脑子到底怎么长的啊张老师？” „He He, Teacher Su, my brain is the meat is long.” “呵呵,苏老师,我脑子就是肉长得啊。” „Our Peking University several young teachers are eating meal together, the news that sees from the television, you were also too astonishing, read the news, several of us Teacher was silly!” “咱们北大好几个青年教师正一块吃饭呢,还是从电视上看见的这个消息,你也太让人吃惊了,看了新闻,我们几个老师都傻了啊！” „Thanked everybody to care.” “谢谢大家关心了。” „I thought that your second half semester did not prepare to teach the Chinese department, you must go to the rhythm of Peking University Mathematics department! Anything did not say that your this knowledge knowledge goes against heaven's will!” “我看你下半学期是不准备教中文系了啊,你这是要去北大数学系的节奏啊！什么都不说了,你这学问学识太逆天了！” ...... …… The fourth telephone is Landlady. 第四个电话是房东阿姨家的。 Zhang Ye looks at call to show that has swallowed under the spit, looked at Wu Zeqing one quietly, does not know that should meet, because the distance is too near, he feared that Old Wu hears the phone content. 张烨一看来电显示,就咽了下吐沫,悄悄看了吴则卿一眼,不知道该不该接,因为距离太近,他怕老吴听到电话内容。 Old Wu shows a faint smile, „female comrades(s) telephone?” 老吴微微一笑,“女同志的电话？” The Zhang Ye cough, „does not have.” 张烨咳嗽,“没有。” Old Wu look at him, one's own washes body, „is all right, meets.” 老吴看他,自己洗身子,“没事,接吧。” Zhang Ye ridicules, thought that one's own has a guilty conscience, this intolerable, therefore meets immediately happily, said: „Hello?” 张烨讪笑不已,觉得自己是做贼心虚,这个要不得呀,于是马上痛快地接起来,道:“喂？” It is not Rao Aimin. 不是饶爱敏。 That side is Chenchen Voice, „Zhang Ye.” 那边是辰辰的声音,“张烨。” A Zhang Ye heart loosen, „oh, Chenchen.” 张烨心一松,“噢,辰辰啊。” The Chenchen not salty not pale symbolic voice resounds, „I and aunt saw the news, later my book Mathematics work, you helped me do.” 辰辰不咸不淡的标志性嗓音响起,“我和大姨看见新闻了,以后我的书数学作业,你都帮我做。” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, „the Mathematics work of your elementary school second grade also uses am I going into action? Your Uncle Zhang now what status? International Mathematician(s)! Let my cannon hit the mosquito?” 张烨翻白眼,“你那小学二年级的数学作业还用的着我出马？你张叔叔现在什么身份啊？国际数学家！让我大炮打蚊子啊？” Chenchen exudes one to sneer, „he he.” 辰辰发出一声冷笑,“呵呵。” Then the telephone broke. 然后电话就断了。 Zhang Ye loses says with a smile: „This bad luck child.” 张烨失笑道:“这倒霉孩子。” Then off and on is telephone of one group of relatives and friends, processes these telephones, after is 20 minutes, possibly behind also had the telephone to hit, but Zhang Ye could not attend to meeting, does not receive, has adjusted the mute cell phone, throws in side. 接着断断续续又是一堆亲朋好友的电话,处理完这些电话,已经是20分钟以后了,可能后面还有电话打来,不过张烨已经顾不上接了,也接不过来,就把手机调了静音,扔在旁边。 Old Wu said with a smile: „Fired off?” 老吴笑道:“打完了？” „Um, always considered as finished, I pinch to you well.” Zhang Ye continues to give her to pinch, but the hand did not stop on her foot, but upward makes great strides forward slowly, rubbed on her calf, two hands on, pinched the calf of left leg to her together first, then put down, takes up her submarine right foot. “嗯,总算完了,我好好给你捏。”张烨继续给她捏,不过手已经不是停在她脚上了,而是徐徐往上迈进,揉到了她小腿上,两只手一起上,先给她捏左脚的小腿,然后放下,拿起她水下的右脚。 „Has been OK, you also rest.” Old Wu gently said. “可以了,你也歇会儿。”老吴温和道。 Zhang Ye said: „All right, pinches again, telephoned a moment ago only.” 张烨道:“没事,再捏捏,刚才净打电话了。” Perhaps Old Wu by there, is all right to do, then brought from side her one's own cell phone, has placed the side not to moisten on the platform of water, resembling is looking at the homepage. However the little while, she smiles, with looked at to Zhang Ye cell phone, „is discussing you.” 老吴靠在那里,许是也没事干,便把她自己的手机从旁边拿了过来,一直都放在身边沾不到水的台子上的,似是在看网页。不过会儿,她笑笑,把手机拿给张烨看了看,“都在热议你呢。” „Right?” “是吗？” „Has a look.” “看看吧。” „I take a look.” “我瞅瞅。” Really, national stir! 果然,全国轰动！ National major newspapers, Youth Daily, northern China Daily, Beijing Times, even the People's Daily official site and so on, had issued the Zhang Ye news, the majority of newspapers have even given him the position of front page headline. On weibo, forum post, even is the scene video that the video site tourists pat, went against the home page, the heat degree of this news on Weibo rose dramatically before a half hour to first! 全国各大报纸,青年报,华北日报,京华时报,甚至人民日报官网等等等等,都发布了张烨的新闻,大部分报纸甚至给了他头版头条的位置。微博上,论坛贴吧,甚至是视频网站游客们拍下的现场视频,都被顶上了首页,这则新闻在微薄上的热度更是在半个小时前就已经飙升至了第一！ Excited! 激动！ Crazy! 疯狂！ With these two words described that Domestic condition, is suitable! 用这两个词来形容国内的状况,再适合不过了！ Even, the overseas media also wantonly reported! 甚至于,国外的媒体也大肆报道了！ For example a United States Mathematics magazine! 比如美国一个数学杂志！ For example United Kingdom several mainstream media! 比如英国的几个主流媒体！ For example Republic of Korea news TV station! 比如韩国的新闻电视台！ Many netizens have sent the report screenshot of video recording and various countries' language, had the capable person also to supplement on the translation, although name vibration of Zhang Ye internationally has not caused that in a big way, various countries' report about Dale's Conjecture, at most simply has written with emphasis also the Zhang Ye name and his Republic nationality, but this regarding Zhang Ye, was unprecedented key one step, encircled in the Domestic celebrity did not have ascend the summit, he internationally rushed out some fame unexpectedly now, his goal may on be becomes in the world most famous Celebrity! Mathematics Celebrity is also Celebrity! Is same, can more to pay attention to him, realizes him, this is the Zhang Ye finally ideal and goal, no matter he is engaged in any profession, the road of his Celebrity will be doomed not to be different from others! 好多网友把录像和各国语言版本的报导都截图发了过来,有能人还附带上了翻译,虽然张烨的名字在国际上的震动并没有引起那么大,各国报导的重点也都是关于戴尔猜想的,顶多是简单写了张烨的名字和他共和国的国籍,但是这对于张烨来说,也是前所未有的关键一步,在国内名人圈还没有登顶呢,他居然现在国际上闯出了些名气,他的目标可就是成为世界上最有名的明星啊！数学明星也是明星！都一样,都可以让更多的人关注到他,认识到他,这就是张烨的最终的理想与目标,他才不管从事什么行业呢,他的明星之路注定跟别人不会一样！ Zhang Ye loves saying: „Really lively!” 张烨喜闻乐见道:“真热闹啊！” Lives it up this to describe that received was really saying, should be the echo is intensely right! 热闹这个形容,真还是收着说了,应该是反响强烈才对！ Countless people screamed online! 无数人在网上尖叫！ „Teacher Zhang Ye is great!” “张烨老师好样的！” „Real his mother cow!” “真他妈牛啊！” „Gave us national Mathematics internationally to bring honor to add the color!” “给咱们国家数学界在国际上都争光添彩了啊！” „Hahahaha! Heard this Teacher Zhang Ye in scene face-smacking! Was happy I! Teacher Zhang Ye this as if diligently is doing a matter for a lifetime not in face-smacking on the face-smacking road!” “哈哈哈哈！听说这次张烨老师又在现场打脸了！乐死我了啊！张烨老师这一辈子似乎就在勤勤恳恳地做一件事不是在打脸就是在打脸的路上！” „Pū! Smiles to spurt!” “噗！笑喷！” „Unties Dale's Conjecture? This is the knowledge of real swords and spears! Although Zhang Ye glib lips unreasonable, always offend people everywhere blindly curses at people, but others knowledge are actually genuine! Will not talk to resist this resisting that to talk only like many people!” “解开戴尔猜想？这可是真刀真枪的学识啊！张烨虽然嘴皮子不靠谱,老是得罪人到处瞎骂人,但人家的学识却是货真价实的！不像很多人那样就会动动嘴抵制这个抵制那个光说不练！” „I was really am shocked today! Got off work on the going home road to buy a newspaper, then this I do not know home how to go! Too surprised! Does not dare to believe!” “我今天真是被惊呆了！下班回家路上买了份报纸,然后这一路我都不知道怎么回的家！太吃惊了！不敢置信啊！” „Everybody is the same, Hahahaha, Teacher Zhang Ye this really played in a big way! I loved him! You know where I most do like Zhang Ye? I most like his point am...... You forever do not know that this goods next time will cause any new pattern!” “大家都一样啊,哈哈哈哈,张烨老师这回真是玩大了！我太爱他了！你们知道我最喜欢张烨什么地方吗？我最喜欢他的一点就是……你永远也不知道这货下一次又会弄出什么新花样！” „Mathematical Conjecture...... Can't these eight bamboo poles hit the relations with Zhang Ye?” “数学猜想……这八竿子都跟张烨打不着关系吧？” „I have also been shocked, I can only say...... extraordinary, too extraordinary, mixed Entertainment Circle to mix Zhang Ye this degree, I was also drunk! Does not take the common road!” “我也惊呆了,我只能说……奇葩啊,太奇葩了啊,混娱乐圈混到张烨这个程度,我也是醉了！就是不走寻常路啊！” „After founding Crosstalk has performed the new style, Teacher Zhang Ye has lifted up the Republic Mathematics flag! A full happy feeling heads on!” “继开创了相声表演新风格后,张烨老师又扛起了共和国数学界的大旗啊！一股满满的喜感扑面而来啊！” „Teacher Zhang Ye infiltrated Mathematics! The friend of Mathematics, you are careful! Zhang Ye fans group to the world Mathematics issue red early warning notice! You strove for fortunately!” “张烨老师又混进了数学界！数学界的朋友,你们要小心啊！张烨粉丝团向全世界数学界发布红色预警通知！你们自求多福！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Did Zhang Ye solve Dale's Conjecture really? How is this world, today the fool's day feeds! Must be so strange! Must such dramatic! Teacher Zhang Ye, have not made, have not made, hurries to write a book, hurries to renew «Legend of the Monkey King», we are waiting eagerly, did you run Mathematics to do the matter? Hurries to write a book! Speed renewal! Forgives you not dead!” “张烨真把戴尔猜想解了？这个世界到底怎么了啊,今天是不是愚人节啊喂！要不要这么离奇啊！要不要这么戏剧性啊！张烨老师,您别闹了,真的别闹了,赶紧写书吧,赶紧更新《悟空传》吧,我们都眼巴巴等着呢啊,您怎么又跑数学界搞事情去了？靠,赶紧回来写书！速度更新！饶你不死！” The people discuss in abundance. 群众热议纷纷。 Old Wu is turning the commentary and Weibo. 老吴翻着评论和微薄。 Waited to turn Zhang Ye fans weibo time, that Weibo they gave to look at Zhang Ye and Wu Zeqing happily! 等翻到了一条张烨一个粉丝的微博的时候,那一条微薄把张烨和吴则卿俩人都给看乐了！ Such writes: 是这么写的: Zhang Ye fans 250 th: „Before I think that Zhang Ye is the Radio Station radio announcer, afterward I discovered that I have made a mistake, he is actually a poet, afterward after I accepted the status of Zhang Ye poet, discovered that I have made a mistake, he unexpectedly is a writer of fiction, afterward after I accepted the status of his writer of fiction, I discovered that I have made a mistake, he unexpectedly is television Host, afterward I accepted his television Host status, I discovered that I have made a mistake, he unexpectedly is the Music person, afterward after I accepted the status of his Music person, discovered that I have made a mistake, he unexpectedly is advertise(r), afterward I accepted his advertise(r) After the status, discovered that I have made a mistake once again, he unexpectedly is Calligraphy, after I accepted the status of his Calligraphy, I discovered that I have made a mistake once more, he turned into a Crosstalk actor, after I accepted the status of his Crosstalk actor again and again, I discovered that my his mother has made a mistake, originally, Zhang Ye your mother is Mathematician(s)!!” 张烨粉丝250号:“以前我以为张烨是电台播音员,后来我发现我错了,他其实是个诗人,后来我接受了张烨诗人的身份后,发现我又错了,他居然是个小说家,后来我接受了他小说家的身份后,我发现我又错了,他居然是电视主持,后来我接受了他电视主持人的身份,我发现我又错了,他居然是个音乐人,后来我接受了他音乐人的身份后,发现我又错了,他居然是个广告人,后来我接受了他广告人的身份后,发现我又一次错了,他居然是个书法家,当我又接受了他书法家的身份后,我发现我再次错了,他又变成了一个相声演员,当我再再再再一次接受了他相声演员的身份后,我发现我他妈还是错了,原来,张烨你妈是个数学家！！” Below countless person replies! 下面无数人跟帖！ „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Whoops spoke in my mind!” “哎呦说到我心坎上了啊！” „Pū! Teacher Zhang is joking!” “噗！张老师就是个逗比啊！” „Has not seen the Celebrity entertainer who such your mother has ignored a proper occupation! Teacher Zhang Ye, can you such multi-talented!” “从没见过这么你妈不务正业的明星艺人啊！张烨老师,你能不能不要这么多才多艺啊！” „Oh, I thought that I was numb, Mathematician(s)? Mathematician(s) on Mathematician(s), Zhang Ye does any Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering important matter to come out now, my his mother will not be surprised!” “唉,我觉得我已经麻木了,数学家？数学家就数学家吧,张烨现在干出什么惊天动地的大事出来,我他妈都不会惊讶了！”