IRAS :: Volume #6

#531: The whole nation were also ignorant


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The news originates first on Weibo. 消息最先来源是在微薄上。 weibo named Zhang Tao is I a confirmation material is the person of some Internet enterprise worker, sends weibo to call out in alarm said: You do not know absolutely I saw anything! I go! Of Dale's Conjecture puzzle world Mathematics dozens years of world ten big Mathematical Conjecture untied! Is Zhang Ye unties! It is not the same surname of the same name, right! Is that Zhang Ye that many people know! Scene already cooker! Too fucking awesome!” 微博名为“张涛是我”的一个验证资料是某互联网企业员工的人,发微博惊呼道:“你们绝对不知道我看见了什么!我去啊!困扰世界数学界几十年的世界十大数学猜想之一戴尔猜想被解开了!是张烨解开的!不是同名同姓,对!就是很多人都认识的那个张烨!现场已经炸锅了!太牛-逼了!” Also then, several people send weibo. 接着,又有几个人发微博 Wind elder brother Undefeatable: „! The genuine solution opened!” 风哥无敌:“靠啊!真解开了!” Wadding jade 09: Teacher Zhang Ye was too powerful!” 啊绵啊玉09:“张烨老师太给力了啊!” suhdkf: That is Dale's Conjecture! I already being startled corona in Summer Palace! Personally sees, is unable to believe really! Before heard Zhang Ye this person of fierce, but damn has not thought that so will be fierce! This goods or person? Mathematics he also understands!” suhdkf:“那可是戴尔猜想啊!我已经惊晕在了颐和园!要不是亲眼所见,真的无法置信啊!以前就听说张烨这人厉害,可尼玛没想到会这么厉害啊!这货还是人吗?数学他也懂啊!” These news, many people when the pleasure looked that thinks is fabricates a rumor. 这些消息一出,好多人都当个乐子看,以为是造谣呢。 Resulted.” “得了吧。” Ha Ha, do not make out of whole cloth.” “哈哈,别瞎编了。” You should write the novel, but can also blow, said decent.” “你们应该去写小说啊,还真能吹,说的有模有样的还。” He He, Zhang Ye, since looked for a job after yesterday everywhere curses at people, big wave of people start to be black he, now this was black remnant, his did Literature and Art to do Literature entertainment Celebrity, but also untied Dale's Conjecture? How you did not say that other party leaves the spaceship!” “呵呵,张烨自从昨天到处找事儿骂人以后,就有一大波人开始黑他啊,现在这是被黑残了啊,他一个搞文艺文学的娱乐明星,还解开戴尔猜想?你怎么不说他造出宇宙飞船啊!” This lie, stupid cunt does not believe!” “这种瞎话,傻-逼都不信啊!” „Did you fabricate a rumor have a technique content point that also made to be good? Before I also saw the Zhang Ye news, probably in Summer Palace, added what «On Horses» a new article called, Republic Mathematics scolding, oh, because of Zhang Ye at the country International Youth's Mathematical Competition scene, you arranged him to untie World Mathematical Conjecture? He He, I can only say that you silly were too too naive!” “你们造谣也造的有技术含量一点行不行?之前我也看到张烨的消息了,好像是在颐和园,还说了一篇新文章叫什么《马说》,把共和国数学界给骂了,噢,就因为张烨在国际青少年数学大赛现场呢,你们就编他解开了世界数学猜想?呵呵,我只能说你们太傻太天真了!” Many netizens ridiculed. 好多网友们纷纷嘲笑。 The weibo user who that several report the news as if was also air/Qi! 那几个发消息的微博用户似乎也被气着了! Real!” “是真的啊!” Sweat, how nobody believes!” “汗,怎么没人信啊!” Your younger sister, deceives you to do! Here has the picture!” “你妹,骗你们干嘛啊!我这儿有照片!” I have the video! When I send!” “我还有视频呢!等我发上来!” Immediately, some scene pictures and videos have exposed all of a sudden, Zhang Ye takes pen in hand to write the formula on the topic board the picture, outside numerous Domestic the Mathematician(s) stunned expression, a moment ago nobody paid attention to think that this suddenly was the event of fabricating a rumor pushed up the peak! 顿时,一些现场照片和视频一下子曝光了,张烨提笔在题板上写公式的画面,还有众多国内数学家们一脸错愕的表情,猛然间就将这件刚才没什么人关注以为是造谣的事件推上了高峰! What?” “什么?” „!” “啊!” Real false?” “真的假的啊?” Fuck! My culture has not gone to school lowly, do not deceive me!” 我草!我文化低没上过学,你们别蒙我啊!” The increasing number of people paid attention, but many people also as before are maintaining a strong suspicion, has not believed that has issued the related report until some Internet, has sold afternoon evening news until some newspaper offices, all people finally know in this moment...... 越来越多的人关注了进来,可好多人也依旧保持着一份浓重的怀疑,还是没有相信,直到一些网络媒体发表了相关报道,直到一些报社发售了下午的晚报,所有人在这一刻才终于知道…… Dale's Conjecture untied! 戴尔猜想被解开了! Your mother untied by Zhang Ye really!! 真你妈被张烨解开了!! ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台 Zhang Ye beforehand Old Shan position, Literature and Art Channel office district. 张烨以前的老单位,文艺频道办公区。 Brother Hu! Brother Hu!” Da Fei takes a newspaper to run. 胡哥胡哥!”大飞拿着一份报纸跑进来。 Director Hu Fei looked at the past, „? Had an accident?” 总监胡飞看过去,“怎么了?出什么事了?” Xiao Lu with Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou in office, was also perplexed looks at the past, shouted such big voice? Was this earthquake or has flood? 小吕侯哥侯弟也在办公室,都不明所以地看过去,喊这么大嗓门?这是地震了还是发大水了啊? A Da Fei face shocks spreads out today's Beijing Evening News, points at the above front page headline saying: You look quickly! Teacher Zhang did the important matter!” 大飞一脸惊呆地将今天的京城晚报摊开,指着上面的头版头条道:“你们快看啊!张老师又搞出大事了!” What important matter?” “什么大事?” Whom did Teacher Zhang offend?” 张老师又得罪谁了?” Everybody asked that while collects to look, this does not look importantly, the Xiao Lu almost one breath back in the past, other Hu Fei and people also stared round the eye! 大家一边问一边凑过去看,这一看不要紧,小吕差点一口气背过去,胡飞和其他人也纷纷瞪圆了眼睛! What?” “啥?” Mathematical Conjecture!?” 数学猜想!?” ...... …… Peking University. 北大 Is about to begin school, today some Peking University young teachers have a meeting, Teacher of any department has, is preparing to eat meal in the restaurant, everybody chatted while waits for serving food, the television in theater box to open, was putting CCTV News Channel, but has actually adjusted the mute, nobody paid attention. 快开学了,今天一些北大的年轻教师有个聚会,什么系的老师都有,正在饭馆准备吃饭,大家一边聊天一边等着上菜,包厢里的电视开着,放着央视新闻频道,但却调了静音,也没什么人注意。 Teacher Su, your Chinese department second half semester, does Zhang Ye also teach?” One about 30 years old male Teacher asked the sentence curiously. 苏老师,你们中文系下半学期,张烨还来教课吗?”一个30岁左右男老师好奇地问了句。 Why doesn't teach?” Su Na asked back. “为什么不教课了?”苏娜反问。 Another female Teacher said: „Isn't he misdeeds entertainer now? SARFT has forced out to him, will be also influential to his teaching?” 另个女老师道:“他现在不是属于劣迹艺人吗?广电已经给他封杀了,对他的教学也会有影响吧?” Su Na is indefinite, said: SARFT is SARFT, Peking University is Peking University, does not have what relations, cannot involve the Teacher Zhang teaching to instruct, Peking University impossible, because this did stop the Teacher Zhang class? Also, must really be this, the students are not dry.” Was saying, Su Na drank water, the split vision glances suddenly, nonchalant and received, is one surprised, the vision one looked, said loudly: Television Voice opens greatly!” 苏娜也不确定,道:“广电广电,北大北大,没有什么关系,牵扯不上张老师的教学授业,北大不可能因为这个就停了张老师的课吧?再说了,要真是这样,学生们也不干啊。”正说着呢,苏娜喝了口水,余光忽然一瞥,不经意的又收了回来,紧接着就是一愕,目光刷地一下又看了回去,大声道:“电视声音开大一点!” „?” “啊?” How?” “怎么了?” Several people had a scare. 几人吓了一跳。 Su Na urgently said: Television opens Voice!” 苏娜急道:“电视开声音啊!” Is pursuing Su Na to television recent male Teacher, hear word, immediately reached behind the back to open Voice, when heard Voice in CCTV news, he was also shocked! 离电视最近的一个男老师正在追苏娜,闻言,立即回手把声音打开了,当听到央视新闻里的声音,他也愣住了! „...... Lives on Summer Palace country International Youth's Mathematical Competition, Zhang Ye has initially completed the proof of Dale's Conjecture, Chinese Academy of Science Academician Wan has led to form the checking calculation group, and sends out the invitation to top Mathematician(s) of various countries.” “……生在颐和园的国际青少年数学大赛上,据悉,张烨已经初步完成了戴尔猜想的论证,中科院万院士带队已经组成了验算小组,并向世界各国的顶尖数学家们发出邀请函。” The passenger compartment was static in an instant! 包间刹那间静了! Then, call out in alarm continuously! 然后,一声声惊叫此起彼伏! „?” “啊?” „!” “靠!” What?” “什么?” Even also has Peking University Teacher not to know silly what happened, because they do not think clearly, Entertainment Circle Celebrity, teaches Chinese department elective course Teacher in their Peking University, how your mother can pull to relate with one of the world most difficult Mathematical Conjecture! 甚至还有北大老师们傻乎乎地不知道发生了什么事情,因为他们怎么也想不明白,一个娱乐圈明星,一个在他们北大教中文系选修课的老师,怎么你妈会和世界最难的数学猜想之一扯上联系啊! ...... …… Today Crosstalk also dines together. 今天相声界也有一个聚餐。 Is Tang Dazhang initiates, called many Crosstalk beautiful and old Senior, after all he is at present in Crosstalk the popularity first second role, is one of the Crosstalk advertisement actors, everybody also gives him the face. 唐大章发起的,叫了很多相声界的新秀和老前辈,毕竟他是目前相声界中人气第一第二的角色,算是相声界的招牌演员之一,大家也都给他面子。 These people delicious tasty. 这些人好吃好喝。 Come.” “来。” Drinks one.” “喝一个。” That Zhang Ye now how?” “那个张烨现在怎么样了?” He, is treating with the family|home, this time greatly noisy Crosstalk big game, after ending, everywhere curses at people to slander the person, his reputation has destroyed, later, could not raise any spray.” “他啊,跟家待着吧,这次大闹相声大赛,完后还到处骂人诋毁人,他名声算是毁了,以后啊,掀不起什么浪花了。” He He, is he takes the consequences for own actions.” “呵呵,是他自作自受。” What this is surnamed Zhang is the real hiring hates, a Crosstalk big game, Old Tang this judges did not have television live broadcast with enough time to enter the stage well, gave to stop! You said that this called any matter!” “这个姓张的是真招人恨啊,好好一个相声大赛,老唐这个评委还没来得及电视直播出场呢,就给停了!你说这叫什么事啊!” Was good, not to mention this matter.” “行了,别提这事儿了。” Right, does not raise, drinks, eats the dish.” “对,不提了,喝酒,吃菜。” Tang Dazhang has not spoken, obviously is not willing to mention this matter again. 唐大章没说话,显然是不愿意再提起这件事。 Thump, theater box gate had been beaten open, a youth Crosstalk actor long in coming, in the hand is also taking a newspaper, embarrassed embarrassed, trafficked jams, comes late.” 咚咚,包厢门被人敲开了,一个青年相声演员姗姗来迟,手里还拿着一份报纸,“不好意思不好意思,堵车,来晚了。” An old Crosstalk actor shoots a look at him, said: Xiaosun, was not I says you, how did several times you traffic jams to be late?” Has a look in his hand, also has the free time to buy the newspaper?” 一个老相声演员瞥瞥他,道:“小孙啊,不是我说你,怎么好几次你都堵车迟到啊?”看看他手上,“还有工夫买报纸?” The youth Crosstalk actor said awkwardly: This newspaper is...... Hi, on my road saw, the front page was really too astonishing, conveniently bought.” 那青年相声演员尴尬道:“这报纸是……嗨,我路上看见了,头版实在是太惊人了,就顺手买了。” The old Crosstalk actor said with a smile: I must have a look, any front-page news dines together compared with everybody also importantly.” Saying, was wanting the newspaper, spreads out on the table. 相声演员笑道:“那我得看看了,什么头版新闻比大家聚餐还重要啊。”说着,就把报纸要了过来,在桌子上摊开。 Front page headline impressively on. 头版头条赫然在上。 «Zhang Ye Explains International Mathematical Conjecture»! 张烨破解国际数学猜想》! The old Crosstalk actor was at that time scared! 相声演员当时就傻眼了! Tang Dazhang and surrounding person also there! 唐大章和周围人也愣在了那里! Mathematical Conjecture? Can he also explain Mathematical Conjecture? Shit! This goods also too can toss about! Just disturbed their Crosstalk, Tang Dazhang they also thinks that Zhang Ye at present will not be appearing since then, definitely forced out the thorough opening again not to leave him, however then just crossed Heavens/Days! Just free time in an instant! This grandson his mother ran Mathematics to mix enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water! 数学猜想?他还能破解数学猜想我靠!这货也太能折腾了啊!刚捣乱完他们相声界,唐大章他们还以为张烨从此就不会在跟眼前出现了,肯定被封杀彻底一点空子都不会再留给他了,然而这才刚过了一天啊!才刚刚一转眼的工夫啊!这孙子又他妈跑去数学界混得风生水起了! Returned the news? 还上新闻了? Front page headline?? 还是头版头条?? ...... …… The similar scene land is performing! 同样的场景全国各地都在上演! Especially Zhang Ye Parent's house, is a liveliness! 尤其是张烨父母家,更是一片热闹! Mother on a while Weibo, paid attention to son's trend in the morning, in the afternoon has been taking an afternoon nap with the spouse, rests with great difficulty for day, must rest fully. 老妈上午上了一会儿微薄,关注了一下儿子的动态,下午就跟老伴儿一直在睡午觉,好不容易休息一天,得睡足了。 Then does not know several points time, hears some people according to the doorbell. 然后也不知道几点的时候,就听到有人按门铃。 Who?” Mother gets out of bed. “谁啊?”老妈起床。 Father also awoke, was Little Ye comes back?” 老爸也醒了,“是不是小烨回来了?” Mother gets out of bed to wear the clothes, has yawn saying: I have a look.” 老妈下床穿衣服,打哈欠道:“我去看看。” ding~dong~, ding~dong~, the doorbell in the sound, one by one is anxious. 叮咚,叮咚,门铃还在响,一次比一次急。 Mother walks while talked on endlessly: Urges anything to urge to urgently press! Waits, comes.” In the past the goalkeeper pulled open, who?” 老妈一边走过去一边叨叨道:“催什么催啊催命啊!等着等着,来了。”过去把门一拉开,“谁啊?” Out of the door, several people one has welled up, is the reporter, does not know where obtained the Zhang Ye Parent's house address, all came! 门外,十几个人一下涌了进来,全是记者,也不知道是从哪儿得到了张烨父母家的地址,全来了! Aunt!” “阿姨!” Aunt hello!” “阿姨您好!” „Is here Teacher Zhang Ye?” “请问这里是张烨老师家吗?” Mother frightened one to tremble, more than ten men also carried the thing, she has not looked carefully, thinks that is robbed, hurried to turn head to room to shout, Old Zhang!” 老妈吓了一个哆嗦,十多个男男女女还扛着东西,她也没看仔细,以为是抢劫的呢,慌忙回头对屋里喊,“老张!” Father also thinks that , left the bedroom to directly soar the kitchen, must look for the kitchen knife! 老爸也以为进来贼了,出了卧室直奔厨房,就要找菜刀! Comes in that person to hurry to say first: Aunt uncle, I am Beijing TV Station, the Teacher Zhang Ye beforehand colleague, has time meets I also to see one side Teacher Zhang!” 最先进来那人赶忙道:“阿姨叔叔,我是京城电视台的,张烨老师以前的同事啊,有次开会我还见过张老师一面呢!” I am the East China daily paper!” “我是华东日报的!” We are the weekly news nets!” “我们是周刊新闻网的!” Aunt, can you accept our interview!” “阿姨,您能不能接受一下我们的采访!” Mother Father then sees clearly the recording pens and cameras in their hand, relaxed, but actually wondered, what interviewed? Didn't my son become misdeeds entertainer? Didn't force out?” 老妈老爸这才看清他们手里的录音笔和摄像机,松了口气,但却是更纳闷了,“采访什么啊?我儿子不是都成劣迹艺人了吗?不是都封杀了吗?” Female reporter fast said: „Haven't you known?” 女记者飞快道:“您还不知道啊?” Mother blinks, what knows?” 老妈眨眼,“知道什么啊?” A middle-aged male reporter said excitedly: Teacher Zhang Ye before two hours, has explained World Mathematical Conjecture, our CCTV 1 set of news broadcast reported!” 一中年男记者激动道:“张烨老师在两个小时之前,破解了世界数学猜想,我们央视1套的新闻联播都报了啊!” Father was ignorant, you said that what suspected?” 老爸懵了,“你说什么猜想?” The reporter said: World Mathematical Conjecture!” 那记者道:“世界数学猜想!” Mother has not understood what is heard, „did you say again?” 老妈也没听明白,“你再说一遍?” Yes...... The world, the number, studies, guesses that thinks.” A that person of character character is redundant, name was called Dale's Conjecture, moreover after confirmation, likely immediately must change to the Dell theorem or the Zhang Ye theorem!” “是……世,界,数,学,猜,想。”那人一字一字重复,“名字叫戴尔猜想,而且验证过后,很可能马上就要改成戴尔定理或张烨定理了!” Father that was startled unable to be startled again, knew the child is better the father, son what welldoing, others do not know that their couple can also not be clear? He waves the hand in consternation again and again, said: „Did you make a mistake? My son is studies the liberal arts, junior middle school high school time, his Mathematics does not have and standard, let alone World Mathematical Conjecture, is gives him saying that the arithmetic topic of plus-minus method, he may is not right!” 老爸那是吃惊到已经不能再吃惊了,知子莫若父,儿子什么德行,别人不知道,他们两口子还能不清楚啊?他愕然地连连摇手,道:“你们是不是弄错了啊?我儿子是学文科的啊,初中高中的时候,他数学就没及过格,别说世界数学猜想了,就是给他道加减法的算术题,他都不一定能算对啊!” Real!” “是真的!” We deceive what are you doing?!” “我们骗您干嘛啊!” „A Teacher Zhang Ye person achieves the matter that the world Mathematician(s) dozens years have not achieved really! This is brought honor for the country!” 张烨老师真的一个人做到了全世界数学家们几十年也没有做到的事情!这是为国家争了光!” Yes, does not believe you to turn on the television to have a look, the surfer has a look, now land is discussing, but you said that the Teacher Zhang Ye going to school time Mathematics result wasn't good? This matter can you tell us in detail? We are interested, prepare to make several phases of special coverages!” “是啊,不信您打开电视看看,上网看看,现在全国各地都在热议呢,可您说张烨老师上学时期数学成绩一直不好?这件事您能跟我们详细说一说吗?我们非常感兴趣,准备做几期专题报道!” Zhang Ye wasn't Mathematics good in childhood?” 张烨小时候数学不好?” „Doesn't he have the Mathematics talent really?” “他真的没有数学天赋?” How does he solve the world Mathematics difficult problem?” “那他是怎么解开世界数学难题的?” The reporters are quite interested in this matter obviously, sound recording that recorded, video recording of video recording. 记者们明显对这件事相当感兴趣,已经录音的录音,录像的录像了。 The surrounding old neighbors heard here sound, opened the door, has encircled, what? Did the Old Zhang child do the important matter? 周围的老邻居们听到了这边的动静,也都纷纷开门出来了,围了过来,啥?老张的孩子又干出了大事? Father told the facts: I also wonder, therefore asked that you made a mistake.” 老爸实话实说道:“我也纳闷呢啊,所以问你们是不是搞错了。” Mother has actually blocked him, Qing settled the throat, me.” 老妈却一把拦住了他,清了清嗓子,“还是我来说吧。” Right, you gave the reporter comrade to say.” Father is puzzling, „when our son goes to school the Mathematics result, was not good?” “对,你给记者同志说说。”老爸百思不得其解,“咱儿子上学时的数学成绩,是不是一直不好?” Mother nods, looks to the reporter, looked at whole neighborhoods one eyes, said: „The Little Ye Mathematics result was not good.” 老妈点点头,看向记者,也看了街坊四邻一眼,道:“小烨数学成绩是一直不行。” Father said: You looked that definitely made a mistake.” 老爸说道:“你们看,肯定搞错了。” Finally under Mother a few words came a big transition, why isn't the result good? He He, that is because...... Conceals one's abilities and bides one's time!” 结果老妈下一句话就来了个大转折,“为什么成绩不好?呵呵,那是因为……韬光养晦啊!” The Father hear was silly. 老爸听傻了。 Mother actually blows vigorously, rack also carried, the wainscot was straight, I, have educated my son since childhood, self-conduct was certainly low-key, certainly cannot performance too outstandingly, will otherwise draw on the right and wrong, my son was very filial, has listened my, therefore test time intentionally did not test too well, sometimes intentionally has not passed an examination, was feared, once after some day his astonishing Mathematics talent will be discovered that is unable peaceful has been together with the schoolmate, is unable to live like the average person. Actually the Little Ye Mathematics talent when his several months big exposed completely, this point along with me, I thought that was my heredity, Little Ye can untie that to wear...... Dai Shenme suspected that actually I am not accidental, if not I have made the son low-key low key again low-key, it is estimated that on Little Ye middle school time wore anything to suspect that on the morning untying!” 老妈却吹得起劲,架子也端起来了,腰板倍儿直,“我啊,从小就一直教育我儿子,做人一定要低调,一定不能表现得太优秀,否则会招来是非的啊,我儿子很孝顺,一直都听我的,所以考试的时候都故意不考太好,有时候还故意不及格,就是怕一旦某天他惊人的数学天赋被人发现后,就无法安安静静的跟同学相处了,就无法像普通人那样生活了。其实小烨数学天赋在他几个月大的时候就展露无余了,这一点随我,我觉得是我的遗传,小烨能解开那个戴……戴什么猜想,其实我一点也不意外,如果不是我一直让儿子低调低调再低调,估计小烨上中学的时候就早把那个戴什么猜想给解开了!” Father: „......” 老爸:“……” Neighbors: „......” 邻居们:“……” The old neighbor is also looks Zhang Ye grows up, which family|home child what, they are clear, may not listen to the son of Old Zhang to have this skill, surprised. 很多老邻居也是看着张烨长大的啊,谁家孩子什么样,他们都清楚,可从没听过老张家的儿子有这本事啊,也都惊奇的很。 The reporters are also half believing and half doubting in addition dumbfounded , by Zhang Ye Mother chatting corona! 记者们也是将信将疑外加哭笑不得,被张烨老妈给聊晕了!
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