IRAS :: Volume #6

#517: «horse Said that» fights mathematics circles!


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( ( All expression varies. 各方表情各异。 The people mood varies. 众人情绪不一。 At the same time writes the board, several alone children, the scene is somewhat dignified. 一面题板,几个孤零零的孩子,场面有些凝重。 Xin Ya looks to them, started talking, Lingling, Leilei, came back.” 辛雅看向他们,开口说话了,“玲玲,磊磊,都回来吧。” Huang Lingling turns head, said to Xin Ya: Professor Xin, I, I also want to try again!” 黄玲玲回头,对辛雅道:“辛教授,我,我还想再试试!” Professor Mathematics of following Nanjing University the expression is not quite good saying: Comes back, that is not resolving that your this levels can make, related to is the higher Mathematics knowledge, you study have not studied!” 后面一个南大的数学教授语气不太好道:“都回来,那不是你们这个层次能做的解算,涉及到的全是高等数学知识,你们学都没学过!” Huang Lingling lowers the head , to continue to present the topic. 黄玲玲低低头,继续做题。 Huang Leilei said: Teacher, making my elder sister try.” He knows that the elder sister is rebuking oneself, has violated the mistake, the elder sister is thinks that one's own makes up. 黄磊磊说道:“老师,让我姐姐试试吧。”他知道姐姐是在自责,犯了的错,姐姐是想自己弥补回来。 Wang Yiming sighed: Do not try.” 汪一鸣叹息道:“别试了。” Han Henian also looked at Huang Lingling several people, saw that their organizer here team already looked at to laugh by Mathematician(s) and players each country, became USA - the laughingstock of person, his was mad, lost the competition, was caught fire by the American arch, now Huang Lingling they also come up disgracefully, their clowns before all people, Han Henian has then drunk one, tried anything to try! Not very loses face? Comes back to me, then the simple competition topic cannot untie, can make a mistake, what World Mathematical Conjecture but also thinks? Has that free time, one's own goes back to work hard the basic skills to practice!” 韩何年也看了眼黄玲玲几个人,见到他们主办方这边的团队已经被各个国家的数学家和参赛选手们看笑话了,成为了美-国-人的笑柄,他就一阵来气,本来就输了比赛,又被老美拱着火呢,现在黄玲玲他们还上去丢人现眼,在所有人面前出他们的丑,韩何年便喝了一声,“试什么试!还不够丢人啊?都给我回来,那么简单的比赛题目都解不开,都能出错,还想什么世界数学猜想?真有那个闲工夫,自己回去下工夫把基本功练好!” Huang Lingling stops the pen, wrote $ one $ this $ to read $ slightly not to be justified. 黄玲玲停笔,写$一$本$读$小说不下去了。 These members also lower the head do not speak. 那些队员们也低着头不说话。 Wu Zeqing caught the eye slightly, looked at Han Henian one. 吴则卿微微抬眼,看了韩何年一眼。 By her an authority of Mathematics teaches also shakes the head to sigh, said: These children, the talent is getting more and more bad, the good seedling to be too few!” 她旁边的一个数学界的权威教授也摇头叹气,道:“这几届的孩子,天赋越来越差,好苗子太少了!” Huang Lingling purses the lips to attract the nose, sorry, is my mistake.” 黄玲玲抿嘴吸吸鼻子,“对不起,都是我的错。” That senior professor said: This time is not strange you, talent thing, no one can reach an agreement, some children inborn make the Mathematics clothing material, a point passes, one study, some children, will teach also to have the limit, will have a one's own potential limit, again cannot progress to this limit, some talents possible on are the inborn things, wishes for earnestly, you already very diligently.” 那老教授道:“这次不怪你们,天赋这东西,谁也说不好,有的孩子天生就是做数学的料子,一点就通,一学就会,有的孩子,怎么教也是有限度的,会有一个自己潜能的极限,到了这个极限就再也进步不了了,有些天赋可能就是天生的东西,求之不得啊,你们已经很努力了。” Listens to the senior professor to appraise one's own and the others the talent to be insufficient, Huang Lingling low was deeper, stubborn small hand closely grasps firmly, is getting more and more guilty. 听老教授评价自己等人天赋不够,黄玲玲头低的更深了,倔强的小手儿紧紧攥住,越来越愧疚。 A woman of Mathematics said: Next year changes one group of children?” 数学界的妇女道:“明年换一拨孩子?” The senior professor nods saying: This time, looks with each middle school well, starts, I did not believe not to have the good seedling.” 老教授点头道:“这一次,好好跟各个中学找一找,都发动起来,我就不信没有好苗子了。” Another middle-aged professor also said: Next year country International Youth's Mathematical Competition was definitely cannot lose again, after going back, I also mobilized, to look have the child of talent.” 另个中年教授也道:“明年的国际青少年数学大赛是肯定不能再输了,回去以后我也动员动员,找找更有天赋的孩子。” Han Henian said: Difficult.” 韩何年说道:“难啊。” Xin Ya has a look at these children, said: Also must look again difficultly, so long as there is a that genuine outstanding seedling, I went all out also to be able him to bring.” Continual international competition failed, makes her mood very bad, these children truly are ten thousand li (0.5km) select one, must be able to reach an agreement, may compare to these of other countries to have the child of talent truly, missed was so little, this competition looked. 辛雅看看那些孩子,道:“再难也得找出来,只要有那种真正的优秀苗子,我拼了命也能把他带起来。”连续的国际大赛失利,也让她心情很差,这些孩子确实是万里挑一的,不能说不好,可比起其他国家的那些真正有天赋的孩子,还是差了那么一点点,这次比赛就看出来了。 Han Henian smacks the lips. 韩何年咂嘴。 The senior professor sobbed: Thousand-li Horse is difficult to seek.” 老教授唏嘘道:“千里马难寻啊。” Although their Voice is not big, but many people heard! 他们声音虽然不大,但很多人都听到了! Huang Lingling wipes tears secretly. 黄玲玲偷偷抹眼泪 Other young members facial colors are also low, originally, they are not best, originally they are not the talents, must miss compared with many people! 其他小队员们也面色低落,原来,他们不是最好的,原来他们不是天才,比很多人都要差! Many tourists listened, thought that this saying is grating! 好多游客们听了,都觉得这话刺耳! Ha! 哈! Is Thousand-li Horse difficult to seek? 千里马难寻? Zhang Ye looks at Huang Lingling and Huang Leilei and the others, has thought of one's own just because fast calculates that a point, had been appraised by the professor elite of this group of Mathematics to quickly cheat, appraises to answer by the calculator, the evidence did not look that directly to he has determined the nature the matter, thinks again these gave up the youth, getting rid of almost all rest time to train, the children who fought for the country every day, after losing the competition, Teacher of team not only did not comfort, appraised their talent not to be good on the contrary? Shouts unable to find the seedling to them? 张烨看着黄玲玲黄磊磊等人,想到了自己刚刚就因为速算快了一点,就被这帮数学界的教授精英评价为作弊,评价为靠计算器答题,连证据都不看就直接给他定性了的事情,再想到这些放弃了青春、抛弃了几乎所有休息时间每天训练、为了国家而战的孩子们,输了比赛后,团队的老师们非但不安慰,反倒评价他们天赋不行?嚷嚷着找不到好苗子给他们? Laughable! 可笑之极! The Zhang Ye hear has smiled, has smiled, immediately has pushed from the crowd, one's own does not have the skill to teach the student! Is chatty there!” 张烨听笑了,是真的笑了,顿时从人群中挤了出来,“自己没本事教好学生!还在那儿唧唧歪歪个屁!” This, all people stunned looked. 这一声,所有人都错愕地看了过来。 This who? What meaning? How to come up to curse at people you! 这谁啊?什么意思?怎么上来就骂人啊你! A Xin Ya brow wrinkle, looked at Wu Zeqing one, isn't this Old Wu scandal boyfriend? Did he come? Is this must do? 辛雅眉头一皱,看了吴则卿一眼,这不是老吴的绯闻男友吗?他怎么过来了?这是要干嘛啊? Huang Lingling was astonished however to look. 黄玲玲讶然地看了过来。 That senior professor and Han Henian and other Mathematician(s) one side had also found the person of speech, looked before is that with Peking University Teacher that the calculator cheats? 那老教授和韩何年数学家们也一侧头找到了说话的人,一看是那个之前拿计算器作弊的北大老师 Han Henian is angry: Said anything!” 韩何年恼道:“说什么呢!” The senior professor sees some people to disturb, immediately said: Drums out the person!” 老教授见有人捣乱,登时道:“把人轰走!” Several maintain security one hear of scene order, must pass. 几个维持现场秩序的保安一听,就要过去。 But at this time, Wu Zeqing spoke, said with a smile: Whom I look at to dare.” 可这时,吴则卿说话了,微笑道:“我看谁敢。” The senior professor complexion changes, Dean Wu!” 老教授脸色一变,“吴校长!” The security had a scare, stopped. 保安吓了一跳,又都停下了。 Domestic these Mathematician(s) hear Dean Wu this saying, was there, did not understand the Dean Wu anything meaning, even if this person were Peking University Teacher, cannot such disturb, this also had the reporter media! 国内的这些数学家们听到吴校长这话,都是愣在了那里,不明白吴校长什么意思,就算这人是北大老师,也不能这么来捣乱啊,这还有记者媒体呢! Xin Ya is speechless, could not give a thought to the Old Wu face, this Teacher, you said that who didn't teach well the student?” 辛雅无语,也顾不得老吴的面子了,“这位老师,你说谁教不好学生?” Zhang Ye stares at her to say directly: I said you, but also kept on proclaiming the children did lose face here? What I look to lose face is you!” 张烨盯着她直接道:“我说你们呢,还口口声声说孩子们在这儿丢人?我看丢人的是你们!” Old Wu bosom friend(s)? 老吴闺蜜 Gets the hell out! Today his mother whoever! 滚蛋吧!今天他妈爱谁谁! Youth Mathematician(s) sneers saying: Your even/including Susuan take the person who the calculator cheats, added that we do lose face? Are you so how funny?” 一个青年数学家冷笑道:“你一个连速算都去拿计算器作弊的人,还说我们丢人?你怎么这么逗?” Zhang Ye asked back with a smile: How you know that I did cheat?” 张烨笑着反问道:“你怎么知道我作弊了?” Youth Mathematician(s) said: „Can Teacher of your Chinese department, fast calculate?” 青年数学家道:“你一中文系的老师,会速算吗?” Zhang Ye smiles again, who stipulated teaches Chinese fast doesn't calculate? Doesn't understand Mathematics? You look at the person, watches the matter, doesn't Manager solid all defer to the inference in one's own imagination to regard? On your such welldoing, called to be a teacher by worthy example? You do not teach well student for a lifetime! Is Thousand-li Horse difficult to seek? Pulls anything to be pale! The world has Bo Le, then has Thousand-li Horse! Thousand-li Horse is common, but Bo Le is not common. Although therefore the famous horse, the shame in slave's hand, is joined dead in the stables, did not call by the thousand li(500 km)!” He is opens mouth comes, rough draft does not hit! 张烨再笑,“谁规定教中文的就不会速算?就不懂数学?你们看人,看事儿,都是不管事实全按照自己想象中的推理看待吧?就你们这样的德行,也叫为人师表?你们一辈子也教不好学生!还千里马难寻?扯什么淡啊!世有伯乐,然后有千里马千里马常有,而伯乐不常有。故虽有名马,辱于奴隶之手,骈死于槽枥之间,不以千里称也!”他是张嘴就来,草稿都不打! What is this? 这是什么? Classical Chinese literature? 古文? These words, all people dumbfounded! 这段话一出,所有人都呆住了! Senior professor and Han Henian and the others did hear a anger, the slave? Servants? 老教授和韩何年等人听得一怒,奴隶?仆役? The tourists think very pleasing to the ear, looks that these professor left right places criticize the children who these made contribution, they come air/Qi, immediately felt this wore was good, but, did this picture that the young people of mask sunglasses said a little look familiar? Is this voice, a little familiar-sounding? 游客们却都觉得很顺耳,看着那些教授左一句右一句地批评那些尽了力的孩子们,他们就来气,顿时感觉这戴口罩墨镜的年轻人说的太好了,只不过,这个画面怎么有点眼熟呀?这嗓音,怎么也有点耳熟呀? Professor and Teacher who Zhang Ye looks at these Mathematics, every single word or phrase cold sound track: Great distance of horse, food or completely a millet stone. Eats horse, does not know that it can the thousand li(500 km) eat. Is the horse, although there is the energy of thousand li(500 km), the food is not full, the strength is insufficient, beautiful nothing more than sees, and wants and others to be unavailable with Chang horse, secure asked it to be able the thousand li(500 km)!” 张烨看着这些数学界的教授和老师,一字一句冷声道:“马之千里者,一食或尽粟一石。食马者,不知其能千里而食也。是马也,虽有千里之能,食不饱,力不足,才美不外见,且欲与常马等不可得,安求其能千里也!” Will not teach! 不会教! Does not understand training! 不懂培养! Who can run quickly? 谁能跑得快? Here, Zhang Ye has sneered unceasingly, Voice was one by one high, each was interrogating them, plan not with its [say / way]! The food cannot completely its material! But the cry cannot pass its meaning! Holds the plan, but near it! Said: ‚The world does not have the horse.’ 说到这里,张烨不断冷笑了起来,声音一声比一声高,每一句都在质问他们,“策之不以其道!食之不能尽其材!鸣之而不能通其意!执策而临之!曰:‘天下无马。’” This flash, the audiences were peaceful! 这一瞬间,全场都安静了! Alas!” Zhang Ye ridiculed: „Doesn't it have Maillet really?” He is shooting a look at senior professor and Xin Ya and the others, it does not know the horse really!!” “呜呼!”张烨嘲笑道:“其真无马耶?”他瞥着老教授和辛雅等人,“其真不知马也!!” Couldn't the world find Thousand-li Horse? 天下找不到千里马 Puts your fart! 放你的屁! Is you do not know the horse! 是你们不识马! In his world language textbook famous «On Horses», Zhang Ye gave to scold the professors of these Mathematics! 一篇他那个世界语文课本上声名远播的《马说》,张烨把这些数学界的教授都给骂了一遍! Suddenly. 蓦然。 In the tourists has exploded the pot! 游客中炸了锅! Peking University? Teacher?” 北大老师?” Chinese department?” “中文系?” This classical Chinese literature? This back......” “这篇古文?这个背影……” Teacher of Peking University Chinese department, this cursing at people uncovers the hand-to-hand fight in tights person on the face-smacking people's teacher, but can also speak thoughtlessly says this type everyone not to listen but actually one hear has the goose flesh on the whole body the shocking article...... The world seethes is looking as if also has a person, did not have others besides him! 北大中文系的老师,还是这种骂人就揭短打人就打脸的人民教师,还能随口就说出这种谁都没听过但却一听就满身起鸡皮疙瘩的惊世文章的……全世界翻腾着找似乎也只有一个人,除了他以外没有别人了! A youth tourist is shocked saying: „! Is Zhang Ye!” 一个青年游客震惊道:“啊!是张烨!” Zhang Ye saw to be guessed, did not cover-up, cast off the mask sunglasses directly, has shown his face indifferent expression. 张烨见被人猜出来了,也不藏着掖着了,直接将口罩墨镜摘掉,露出了他一脸淡然的表情。 Shit!” 我靠啊!” Is Zhang Ye!” “是张烨!” Heavens/Days! Really Teacher Zhang Ye!” 天啊!真是张烨老师!” The crowd has burst with joy, in addition that «On Horses» upholstery, some people are even excited call! 人群沸腾了,加上那篇《马说》的铺垫,有人甚至激动得嗷嗷叫! Scolded well!” “骂得好!” These professors cannot judge the quality of goods!” “这些教授就是不识货!” one's own did not have the skill, the competition lost, but also all pushed the responsibility to the child? Is the responsibility all the child does not have the talent not to have the skill? How you do not die! The children pressure is much big, others little girls have cried, you still whispered in side said that said said!” 自己没本事,比赛输了,还把责任全推给孩子了?责任全都是孩子没有天赋没有本事?你们怎么不去死啊!孩子们压力多大啊,人家小女孩都哭了,你们还在旁边唧唧咕咕地说啊说啊说!” Right! Supports Zhang Ye!” “对!支持张烨!” Teacher Zhang Ye, although the mouth, always likes cursing at people dirty, the words that but others spoke are reasonable on his mother! Compared with your full mouth for the good of the people and country is education, in me, Teacher Zhang Ye was a teacher by worthy example compared with you! The view of this Thousand-li Horse and Bo Le I really am first listening! Too shocking!” 张烨老师虽然嘴巴脏点,老爱骂人,可人家说的话就他妈是有道理!比起你们这些满口为国为民为教育的,在我心里,张烨老师比你们为人师表多了!这段千里马伯乐的说法我真是第一次听!太惊艳了!” Teacher Zhang Ye talent counter Heavens/Days!” 张烨老师才华逆天啊!” Children do not cry, is not you do not have the talent, you are great, is great!” “孩子们别哭了,不是你们没天赋,你们是好样的,都是好样的!” Right, does not cry, making Zhang Ye take responsibility to you, this goods specialized face-smacking 100 years of nickname is not Bai Jiao! The average people scolded him!” “没错,不哭,让张烨给你们做主,这货专业打脸100年的外号可不是白叫的!一般人骂不过他!” Has not thought that today can see Zhang Ye with Summer Palace! I am excited! Teacher Zhang is my idol! I witnessed the new work of idol to be published unexpectedly with own eyes!” “没想到今天能跟颐和园看见张烨!我激动啊!张老师一直是我偶像啊!我居然亲眼见证了偶像的新作品问世!” Top Zhang Ye! Thousand-li Horse this said well! Gains knowledge really!” “顶张烨千里马这段说得好!真长知识啊!” The media reporters also all of a sudden spirit greatly inspires, has hit chicken blood encircles the photograph photograph, just after with Crosstalk made war, Zhang Ye and Mathematics makes war!? 媒体记者们也一下子精神大振,一个个打了鸡血似的围上去摄像拍照,刚跟相声界开战过后,张烨又和数学界开战了!? ! 噗! Several had already dealt with interview his Reporter Beijing Zhang Ye unable to bear happily! 有几个早就跟张烨打过交道采访过他的京城记者都忍不住乐了出来! Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye! 张烨就是张烨啊! A day does not stir up trouble, this goods cannot idle! 一天不惹事,这货就闲不住啊!
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