IRAS :: Volume #5

#467: The fame grew unexpectedly!


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«Bamboos on the Rocks» leaves. 竹石》出。 Startled but actually a piece of person! 惊倒了一片人! Also smiled upside-down a piece of person! 也笑倒了一片人! !” “噗!” Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈!” I guessed correctly! I early guessed correctly!” “我就猜到了!我早猜到了!” I also guessed correctly! Zhang Ye that is any fellow, smelly rogue in Entertainment Circle, how he possibly admitted defeat to admit mistakes! Unexpectedly your mother some people eagerly are also waiting for the Teacher Zhang Ye apology! Whoops laughed at me! You were really too do not understand Zhang Ye this goods!” “我也猜到了啊!张烨那是什么家伙啊,娱乐圈里的臭-流-氓啊,他怎么可能服软认错啊!居然你妈还有人在眼巴巴等着张烨老师道歉!哎呦笑死我了!你们真是太不了解张烨这货了啊!” Teacher Zhang formidable might!” 张老师威武!” Ha Ha, good poem! Good poem!” “哈哈,好诗!好诗啊!” This is Teacher Zhang Ye!” “这才是张烨老师啊!” Teacher Zhang daytime has not made an appearance, had not said including a few words that I also had a scare, thinks that Teacher Zhang had an accident, Hee Hee, had a false alarm finally! Teacher Zhang that Teacher Zhang that I like! Is forever different from others!” 张老师一个白天都没露面,连一句话都没有说,我还吓了一跳,以为张老师出什么事了呢,嘻嘻,结果虚惊一场啊!张老师还是那个我喜欢的张老师啊!永远都跟别人不一样!” Zhang Ye I love you!” 张烨我爱你!” Teacher Zhang, we forever very you!” 张老师,我们永远挺你!” Gives you to select to praise!” “给你点赞!” Before was pressed by black Zhang Ye that group of people was so long, could not insert including the words, Zhang Ye fans then finally came the imposing manner, all came out! 之前被黑张烨的那帮人压了这么久,连话都插不上,张烨粉丝们这下终于来了气势,一个个全出来了! This poem has encountered the repeaters of countless person immediately! 这首诗立即遭到了无数人的转发! Many Internet were also scared, saw the news selling point, hurried has issued the news and this «Bamboos on the Rocks» in various websites! 很多网络媒体也傻眼了,看见了新闻卖点,也匆忙在各家网站发布了新闻和这首《竹石》! All misdeeds entertainers apologized, only Zhang Ye is an exception, not only does not admit mistakes, instead also caused such one, many people looked have not been able to believe simply, because most people do not believe that Zhang Ye really had such big courage , the beforehand words, they were also know that Zhang Ye was brave, may actually not think that so will be big, this Chinese painting and this poem, made people unable to look straight ahead simply! 所有劣迹艺人都道歉了,唯独张烨是个例外,不但毫不认错,反而还弄出了这么一出,好多人看了简直不敢相信,因为大多数人都不相信张烨真的竟然有这么大的胆子,以前的话,他们也是知道张烨胆儿很大的,可却没想到会这么大啊,这首国画和这首诗,简直让人无法直视啊! What meaning is the poem? 诗是什么意思? Too, everyone has been able to look to understand simply! 太浅显不过了,谁都能看明白! Seemed like says the bamboo, was actually was saying that Zhang Ye one's own, Zhang Ye compared with long one's own in a broken stone radical bamboo, was telling all questioned that he criticized the person who he look at him to laugh at: 看似是说竹子,其实是在说张烨自己啊,张烨自己比作长在破石旁的一颗竹子,在告诉所有质疑他批评他看他笑话的人: You force out, forces out casually! 你们封杀吧,随便封杀! You questioned that casual question! 你们质疑吧,随便质疑! The wind and rain are also good, the blown sand rolling stone, the buddy in good condition stands here, manages your east , south , west and north wind! 风吹雨打也好,飞沙滚石也罢,哥们儿还是好端端地站在这儿,管你们东西南北风! Aggression and arrogance in poem even have a little atmosphere, heads on! 诗里的霸气和傲气甚至还有那么一点大气,扑面而来! Had such big matter, had such serious forcing out event, everybody knows that Zhang Ye ended, some people think that he will admit defeat, some people think that he will collapse, some people think that he will be in an uncontrollable rage, the manner that but whose Zhang Ye performance comes out, actually does not care at all, unexpectedly is fearless! 出了这么大的事,出了这么严重的封杀事件,大家都知道张烨完了,有人以为他会服软,有人以为他会崩溃,有人以为他会怒不可遏,可谁张烨表现出来的态度,竟然是满不在乎,竟然是无所畏惧! Assistant Station Chief Jia spoke, this person is a class - bum, this time forced out him luckily, will otherwise make a bigger trouble to come out sooner or later!” 贾副台长发言了,“这种人就是个流-氓,幸亏这次封杀他了,不然早晚惹出更大的乱子出来!” Meng Dongguo Weibo: Zhang Ye was too disappointing.” 孟东国微薄:“张烨太让人失望了。” Tang Dazhang Weibo: Oh, the child cannot teach.” 唐大章微薄:“唉,孺子不可教也啊。” These people spare no effort were still scolding Zhang Ye, publication that each one kept aloof opinion of one's own. 那些人还在不遗余力地数落着张烨,各自都高高在上的发表着自己的意见。 At this time, weibo named Big Sabre Bro the person cropped up, your stupid cunt? allow your cursing at people black person, but can also 't Teacher Zhang counterattack? Anyone of you! Also really worked as a character one's own! However was one crowd jumps the beams Clown, the skill does not compare Teacher Zhang, the fame does not compare Teacher Zhang, the free time of joining in the fun practices the family|home actually, Teacher Zhang had an accident you to come up, had an accident you to come up, had that free time one's own to enhance one's own! Other his mother is always jealous of others!” 这时,微博名叫“大刀兄”的人冒头了,“你们一个个傻-逼吧?许你们骂人黑人,还不许张老师还击一下?你们丫谁啊!一个个还真把自己当个人物了!不过就是一群跳梁小丑,本事比不上张老师,名气比不上张老师,凑热闹的工夫倒是练到家了,张老师一出事你们就呼啦上来了,一出事你们就呼啦又上来了,有那个闲工夫自己提高提高自己吧!别他妈老眼红别人!” Big Sabre Bro said well!” 大刀兄说得好!” This group of people are owe to scold!” “这帮人就是欠骂啊!” The person who one group of hitting a person when he is down, in the moral behavior lowered a head, but also rubbish with us, Teacher Zhang flings your ten streets by the fame, do not presumptuously think to step on the Teacher Zhang Ye superior! You did not have that qualifications! Good that Teacher Zhang said! Lets east , south , west and north wind!” “一帮落井下石的人,人品上就低了一头,还跟我们废什么话啊,张老师论名气都甩你们十条街,别妄想踩着张烨老师上位了!你们还没那个资格!张老师说的好!任尔东西南北风!” Many people were still also scolding Zhang Ye. 好多人也还在骂张烨 Said anything!” “说什么呢!” Tang isn't Teacher older than the Zhang Ye qualifications?” “唐老师不比张烨资格老啊?” Also is stepping on the Zhang Ye superior? Talk nonsense! Tang Dazhang Teacher said that Crosstalk time Zhang Ye has not lived, now Tang Teacher was also C-list Star! Zhang Ye?” “还踩着张烨上位?扯淡!唐大章老师相声的时候张烨还没生出来了,现在唐老师也是三线明星了!张烨呢?” Ha Ha, Zhang Ye already D-list!” “哈哈,张烨已经四线了!” Tang Teacher Meng Teacher several old Senior are good for Zhang Ye, to teach junior, to let junior do not take the wrong path, this said two, you understand anything!” “人家唐老师老师几个老前辈都是为了张烨好,为了教导一下小辈儿,为了让小辈儿别走上错误的道路,这才多说了两句,你们懂什么啊!” Was good, we let us not manage Zhang Ye that group of people, this group of troll army anything qualities may not say, Zhang Ye had been finished in any case now, this is the matter of being doomed.” “行了,咱们也别理张烨那帮人了,这帮水军从来都没什么素质可言,反正现在张烨已经完蛋了,这是注定的事。” Right, today falls to the D-list entertainer, several days later must fall to five, next month, it is estimated that in the list will unable to see him!” “对,今天跌到四线艺人,过几天就得跌到五线了,下个月啊,估计榜单上已经看不到他了!” winner is the king, loser is the villain!” 成王败寇啊!” Ha Ha, Zhang Ye is not convinced also uselessly, this whole life did not have the means to mix with Entertainment Circle, did not regard Celebrity, composed a poem to grumble to be effective!” “哈哈,张烨不服气也没用,他这辈子已经没办法跟娱乐圈混下去了,当不成明星了,写诗发发牢骚管什么用啊!” Suddenly, zero point! 眨眼间,零点到了! The Celebrity entertainer appraised the rank also to renew! 明星艺人评估排名也更新了! Many did not like the Zhang Ye person looking immediately full of enthusiasm, many Tang Dazhang fans also gathered, prepared the screenshot to accept as a memento to celebrate! 好多不喜欢张烨的人立即兴致勃勃地看了过去,好多唐大章粉丝们也聚集了起来,准备截图留念庆祝了! After seeing that list ranks, all people are stunned, has flash that in entire network on weibo as if static all of a sudden! 然而当看到那个榜单排名后,所有人都错愕无比,有那么一瞬间,整个网络上微博上似乎都静了一下子! Rank or C-list of Zhang Ye! 张烨的排名还是三线 Rank or D-list of Tang Dazhang! 唐大章的排名还是四线 Looks at the two person following fame appraisal values of again, originally before , was surpassed past Zhang Ye by Tang Dazhang, at this moment instead has been higher than 4000 many overall assessment values compared with Tang Dazhang unexpectedly, even the rank of Zhang Ye not only has not reduced, instead also your mother elevated one, he is not last in C-list Star, turned into second from the bottom, surmounted the front fame to write the established well-known authors of 47 bestsellers enormously! 再看两个人后面的名气评估数值,原本之前还被唐大章超过去的张烨,此刻竟然反而比唐大章高出了4000多的综合评估数值,甚至张烨的排名不但没有降低,反而还你妈升高了一名,他已经不是三线明星里的最后一名了,变成了倒数第二名,超越了前面一个名气极大写过47本畅销书的老牌著名作家! This looked at silly countless people! 这一幕看傻了无数人! This has shocked the entire network! 这一幕惊呆了整个网络! Many just now the people of spectator neutrality called on weibo! 好多方才旁观中立的人都在微博上叫了起来! Fuck!” 我草啊!” Can be so fierce?” “要不要这么猛啊?” Forced out! How can also your grandmother - grandmother - rising popularity?” “都被封杀了啊!怎么还能你姥-姥-的涨人气啊?” „It is not able to look straight ahead has! Blind Old lady titanium dog eyes!” “无法直视啊有没有!瞎了老娘钛金狗眼!” „...... fucking awesome!” “……牛-逼!” Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye! His poem has lethality! The short verset can strive to turn the tide unexpectedly! To look the person who he laughs at could not have had a liking for really!” 张烨就是张烨啊!他的诗还是那么有杀伤力!短短一篇小诗竟然就能力挽狂澜!想看他笑话的人还真看不上了!” These just still in scolding Zhang Ye said Zhang Ye had been finished the person, right now nobody spoke, without a trace that vanishes, that tonight has always been playing an active role in Weibo A-list taunted Zhang Ye Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang, this little while did not have the sound, the excessive several minutes, before the person with high aspirations will note Tang Dazhang again unexpectedly, that Weibo that thanked everybody to congratulate also wants to treat to eat meal tomorrow deletes quietly! 那些刚刚还在骂张烨张烨完蛋了的人,这下子已经没有一个人吭声了,都消失的无影无踪,那今晚一直活跃在微薄一线嘲讽张烨相声演员唐大章,这会儿也没有了声响,再过分几分钟,有心人居然注意到唐大章将之前那个谢谢大家祝贺还要明天请客吃饭的微薄给悄悄删除了! Tang Dazhang has not spoken. 唐大章没说话。 Tang Dazhang fans are extremely awkward! 唐大章粉丝们则极其尴尬! Here, Zhang Ye fans see that then smiled to pull out! 这边,张烨粉丝们见状,则一个个笑抽了! Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈!” Whoops must be so funny!” “哎呦要不要这么逗啊!” God transition! Simply your mother god transition!” “神转折啊!简直你妈神转折啊!” Being panic at the news face-smacking Zhang was heavy Jiang Hu!” “闻风丧胆的打脸张又重出江湖了啊!” You cry out! Then cries out! How to have sound?” “你们叫唤啊!接着叫唤啊!怎么都没声儿了?” They can also have, the face was hit to be swollen! You looked that Tang Dazhang must chat Weibo of banquet celebration to give to delete that!” “他们还能有声儿么,脸都被打肿了啊!你们看,唐大章把那要大摆筵席庆祝的微薄都给删了!” Ha Ha! You celebrate too early!” “哈哈!你们庆祝的太早了吧!” Also did Zhang Ye end? Blind your dog eyes! Who my Teacher Zhang Ye is! Even if forced out now, Zhang Ye also that Zhang Ye! Camel of skinny is big!” “还张烨完了?瞎了你们的狗眼啊!我张烨老师是谁啊!就算现在被封杀了,张烨也还是那个张烨!瘦死的骆驼比马大!” Right, camel of skinny is big! Even if Teacher Zhang has gone down in the world, later did not mix in Entertainment Circle, that is not your cat puppies can provoke!” “没错,瘦死的骆驼比马大!即便张老师落魄了,以后不在娱乐圈混了,那也不是你们这些小猫小狗能招惹的!” Simply god!” “简直神了!” Teacher Zhang continuously such god!” 张老师一直都这么神啊!” Celebrity after renewal ranks to see, in the 29 people on these misdeeds entertainer lists, appraisal rank straight glides of 28 people, some people instantaneously fell 78, some people fall were less, fell 35 positions, may drop is quite obvious, this in history most serious gag order effectively extremely quick, was almost getting quick results Speed has hit all misdeeds entertainers! 更新后的明星排名上可以看到,那些劣迹艺人名单上的29个人里,有28个人的评估排名都直线下滑,有的人瞬间掉了78名,有的人掉的少一些,就掉了35个名次,可下降还是相当明显的,这个有史以来最严重的封杀令见效极快,几乎是立竿见影的速度将所有劣迹艺人都打了下去! But has an exception! 但就有一个例外! Only then a Zhang Ye person has not fallen the position, not only so, his popularity also strangely has promoted little, came up a position! 只有张烨一个人没有掉名次,而且非但如此,他的人气还诡异的提升了一点点,上去了一个名次! This dramatic, countless people with own eyes witnessed! 这戏剧性的一幕,无数人都亲眼见证了! The Zhang Ye personal enemy gets angry launches a psychological attack extremely! 张烨的仇家怒极攻心! Zhang Ye fans laughs! 张烨粉丝哈哈大笑! Zhang Ye these friends, is a little dumbfounded ! 张烨的那些朋友们,则是都有点哭笑不得 This matter suffices extraordinary really! However, this has also been complying with extraordinary in Zhang Ye that nickname Entertainment Circle! This matter only will also occur on Zhang Ye! 这事儿真够奇葩的!不过啊,这也正应了张烨那个绰号娱乐圈中的奇葩!这种事情也就只会在张烨身上发生了! ...... …… On bed. 床上。 The Zhang Ye round the poem washed to drill the bedding, turned head after cell phone on a bottom wire, gawked, one's own has not thought that he has not fallen to the D-list entertainer unexpectedly, but also upward walked one in the rank of C-list Star? Zhang Ye looked, was also happy, but shakes the head. It seems like forced out, the one's own poem is also very popular, this poem, the origin is not quite especially ordinary. This «Bamboos on the Rocks» is a poem of marking, the author is very famous, is Zheng Banqiao, although this poem has not been as deep as a well in the Literature nature, but actually wins in easy to understand, in his world, Zheng Banqiao's «Bamboos on the Rocks» basically is well-known, few people do not know that now attains this Earth to come up, 80% did not miss!( 张烨发完诗都洗漱完钻被窝了,回头拿手机上了一下网后,也是一愣,自己也没想到他居然没掉到四线艺人去,还在三线明星的排名中往上走了一位?张烨看后也乐了,无奈摇摇头。看来就算被封杀了,自己的诗也还是挺受欢迎的嘛,尤其这首诗,来历就不太一般。这首《竹石》是一幅画上的诗,作者很有名,是郑板桥的,虽然这诗在文学性上并没有那么高深莫测,但是却胜在通俗易懂,在他那个世界,郑板桥的《竹石》基本上算是家喻户晓,很少有人不知道,如今拿到这个地球上来,八成也差不了!( …… ……
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