«Bamboos on the Rocks»leaves.
《竹石》出。Startledbut actually a piece of person!
惊倒了一片人!Alsosmiledupside-down a piece of person!
也笑倒了一片人!„Pū!”
“噗!”„Hahahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”„Iguessed correctly! Iearlyguessed correctly!”
“我就猜到了!我早猜到了!”„Ialsoguessed correctly! Zhang Yethatisanyfellow, smelly rogue in Entertainment Circle, howhepossiblyadmitted defeatto admit mistakes! Unexpectedlyyourmothersomepeopleeagerlyare also waiting for the Teacher Zhang Yeapology! Whoopslaughed atme! You were really toodo not understandZhang Yethisgoods!”
“我也猜到了啊!张烨那是什么家伙啊,娱乐圈里的臭-流-氓啊,他怎么可能服软认错啊!居然你妈还有人在眼巴巴等着张烨老师道歉!哎呦笑死我了!你们真是太不了解张烨这货了啊!”„Teacher Zhangformidable might!”
“张老师威武!”„Ha Ha, goodpoem! Goodpoem!”
“哈哈,好诗!好诗啊!”„ThisisTeacher Zhang Ye!”
“这才是张烨老师啊!”„Teacher Zhangdaytimehas not made an appearance, had not saidincludinga few wordsthatIalsohad a scare, thinks that Teacher Zhanghad an accident, Hee Hee, had a false alarmfinally! Teacher Zhang that Teacher ZhangthatIlike! Is forever different from others!”
“张老师一个白天都没露面,连一句话都没有说,我还吓了一跳,以为张老师出什么事了呢,嘻嘻,结果虚惊一场啊!张老师还是那个我喜欢的张老师啊!永远都跟别人不一样!”„Zhang YeIloveyou!”
“张烨我爱你!”„Teacher Zhang, weforeververyyou!”
“张老师,我们永远挺你!”„Givesyouto selectto praise!”
“给你点赞!”Beforewas pressedbyblackZhang Yethatgroup of peoplewas so long, could not insertincluding the words, Zhang Yefansthenfinallycame the imposing manner, allcame out!
之前被黑张烨的那帮人压了这么久,连话都插不上,张烨的粉丝们这下终于来了气势,一个个全出来了!Thispoemhas encountered the repeaters of countlesspersonimmediately!
这首诗立即遭到了无数人的转发!ManyInternetwere also scared, saw the newsselling point, hurriedhas issued the newsandthis«Bamboos on the Rocks»invariouswebsites!
很多网络媒体也傻眼了,看见了新闻卖点,也匆忙在各家网站发布了新闻和这首《竹石》!Allmisdeedsentertainersapologized, onlyZhang Yeis an exception, not onlydoes not admit mistakes, insteadalsocausedsuchone, manypeoplelookedhave not been ableto believesimply, becausemost peopledo not believe that Zhang Yereallyhad such bigcourage , the beforehandwords, they were also know that Zhang Yewas brave, mayactuallynot think that sowill be big, thisChinese paintingandthispoem, madepeople unable to look straight aheadsimply!
所有劣迹艺人都道歉了,唯独张烨是个例外,不但毫不认错,反而还弄出了这么一出,好多人看了简直不敢相信,因为大多数人都不相信张烨真的竟然有这么大的胆子,以前的话,他们也是知道张烨胆儿很大的,可却没想到会这么大啊,这首国画和这首诗,简直让人无法直视啊!Whatmeaning is the poem?
诗是什么意思?Too, everyonehas been ableto lookto understandsimply!
太浅显不过了,谁都能看明白!Seemed likesays the bamboo, was actually was saying that Zhang Yeone's own, Zhang Yecompared withlongone's ownin a brokenstone radicalbamboo, was tellingallquestioned that hecriticized the person who helook athimto laugh at:
看似是说竹子,其实是在说张烨自己啊,张烨把自己比作长在破石旁的一颗竹子,在告诉所有质疑他批评他看他笑话的人:Youforce out, forces outcasually!
你们封杀吧,随便封杀!Youquestioned that casualquestion!
你们质疑吧,随便质疑!
The wind and rainare also good, the blown sandrolling stone, the buddyin good conditionstands here, managesyoureast , south , west and northwind!
风吹雨打也好,飞沙滚石也罢,哥们儿还是好端端地站在这儿,管你们东西南北风!Aggression and arrogance in poemeven have a littleatmosphere, heads on!
诗里的霸气和傲气甚至还有那么一点大气,扑面而来!Had such bigmatter, hadsuchseriousforcing outevent, everybodyknows that Zhang Yeended, somepeoplethink that hewill admit defeat, somepeoplethink that hewill collapse, somepeoplethink that hewill be in an uncontrollable rage, the manner that butwhoseZhang Yeperformancecomes out, actuallydoes not care at all, unexpectedlyisfearless!
出了这么大的事,出了这么严重的封杀事件,大家都知道张烨完了,有人以为他会服软,有人以为他会崩溃,有人以为他会怒不可遏,可谁张烨表现出来的态度,竟然是满不在乎,竟然是无所畏惧!Assistant Station ChiefJiaspoke, „thispersonis a class-bum, thistimeforced outhimluckily, will otherwise make a biggertroubleto come outsooner or later!”
贾副台长发言了,“这种人就是个流-氓,幸亏这次封杀他了,不然早晚惹出更大的乱子出来!”Meng DongguoWeibo: „Zhang Yewas too disappointing.”孟东国的微薄:“张烨太让人失望了。”Tang DazhangWeibo: „Oh, the childcannotteach.”唐大章的微薄:“唉,孺子不可教也啊。”Thesepeoplespare no effortwere still scoldingZhang Ye, publication that each onekept aloofopinion of one's own.
那些人还在不遗余力地数落着张烨,各自都高高在上的发表着自己的意见。At this time, weibonamed„Big Sabre Bro” the personcropped up, „yourstupid cunt? allowyourcursing at peopleblack person, but can also 'tTeacher Zhangcounterattack? Anyone of you! Alsoreallyworked as a characterone's own! Howeverwasonecrowdjumps the beamsClown, the skilldoes not compareTeacher Zhang, the famedoes not compareTeacher Zhang, the free time of joining in the funpractices the family|homeactually, Teacher Zhanghad an accidentyouto come up, had an accidentyouto come up, hadthatfree timeone's ownto enhanceone's own! Otherhis mother is always jealous ofothers!”
这时,微博名叫“大刀兄”的人冒头了,“你们一个个傻-逼吧?许你们骂人黑人,还不许张老师还击一下?你们丫谁啊!一个个还真把自己当个人物了!不过就是一群跳梁小丑,本事比不上张老师,名气比不上张老师,凑热闹的工夫倒是练到家了,张老师一出事你们就呼啦上来了,一出事你们就呼啦又上来了,有那个闲工夫自己提高提高自己吧!别他妈老眼红别人!”„Big Sabre Brosaidwell!”
“大刀兄说得好!”„Thisgroup of peopleareoweto scold!”
“这帮人就是欠骂啊!”
The person who „onegroup of hitting a person when he is down, in the moral behaviorlowered a head, but alsorubbishwithus, Teacher Zhangflingsyourtenstreetsby the fame, do not presumptuously thinkto step on the Teacher Zhang Yesuperior! Youdid not havethatqualifications! Good that Teacher Zhangsaid! Letseast , south , west and northwind!”
“一帮落井下石的人,人品上就低了一头,还跟我们废什么话啊,张老师论名气都甩你们十条街,别妄想踩着张烨老师上位了!你们还没那个资格!张老师说的好!任尔东西南北风!”Manypeople were still also scoldingZhang Ye.
好多人也还在骂张烨。„Saidanything!”
“说什么呢!”„Tang isn't Teacherolder than the Zhang Yequalifications?”
“唐老师不比张烨资格老啊?”„Alsois stepping on the Zhang Yesuperior? Talk nonsense! Tang DazhangTeachersaid that CrosstalktimeZhang Yehas not lived, nowTangTeacher was also C-list Star! Zhang Ye?”
“还踩着张烨上位?扯淡!唐大章老师说相声的时候张烨还没生出来了,现在唐老师也是三线明星了!张烨呢?”„Ha Ha, Zhang YealreadyD-list!”
“哈哈,张烨已经四线了!”„TangTeacherMengTeacherseveraloldSeniorare goodforZhang Ye, toteachjunior, toletjuniordo not take the wrongpath, thissaidtwo, youunderstandanything!”
“人家唐老师孟老师几个老前辈都是为了张烨好,为了教导一下小辈儿,为了让小辈儿别走上错误的道路,这才多说了两句,你们懂什么啊!”„Was good, welet us not manageZhang Yethatgroup of people, thisgroup of troll armyanythingqualitiesmay notsay, Zhang Yehad been finishedin any casenow, thisis the matter of being doomed.”
“行了,咱们也别理张烨那帮人了,这帮水军从来都没什么素质可言,反正现在张烨已经完蛋了,这是注定的事。”„Right, todayfallsto the D-listentertainer, several days latermustfalltofive, next month, it is estimated thatin the listwill unable to seehim!”
“对,今天跌到四线艺人,过几天就得跌到五线了,下个月啊,估计榜单上已经看不到他了!”„winner is the king, loser is the villain!”
“成王败寇啊!”„Ha Ha, Zhang Yeis not convincedalsouselessly, this whole lifedid not have the meansto mixwithEntertainment Circle, did not regardCelebrity, composed a poemto grumbleto be effective!”
“哈哈,张烨不服气也没用,他这辈子已经没办法跟娱乐圈混下去了,当不成明星了,写诗发发牢骚管什么用啊!”Suddenly, zeropoint!
眨眼间,零点到了!
The Celebrityentertainerappraised the rankalsoto renew!明星艺人评估排名也更新了!Manydid not like the Zhang Yepersonlookingimmediatelyfull of enthusiasm, manyTang Dazhangfansalsogathered, prepared the screenshotto accept as a mementoto celebrate!
好多不喜欢张烨的人立即兴致勃勃地看了过去,好多唐大章的粉丝们也聚集了起来,准备截图留念庆祝了!Afterseeingthatlistranks, allpeopleare stunned, hasflash that inentire networkonweiboas ifstaticall of a sudden!
然而当看到那个榜单排名后,所有人都错愕无比,有那么一瞬间,整个网络上微博上似乎都静了一下子!RankorC-list of Zhang Ye!张烨的排名还是三线!RankorD-list of Tang Dazhang!唐大章的排名还是四线!Looks at the twopersonfollowingfameappraisalvalues of again, originally before , was surpassedpastZhang YebyTang Dazhang, at this momentinsteadhas been higher than4000manyoverall assessmentvaluescompared withTang Dazhangunexpectedly, even the rank of Zhang Yenot onlyhas not reduced, insteadalsoyourmotherelevatedone, heis notlast in C-list Star, turned intosecond from the bottom, surmounted the frontfameto write the establishedwell-known authors of 47bestsellersenormously!
再看两个人后面的名气评估数值,原本之前还被唐大章超过去的张烨,此刻竟然反而比唐大章高出了4000多的综合评估数值,甚至张烨的排名不但没有降低,反而还你妈升高了一名,他已经不是三线明星里的最后一名了,变成了倒数第二名,超越了前面一个名气极大写过47本畅销书的老牌著名作家!Thislooked atsillycountlesspeople!
这一幕看傻了无数人!Thishas shocked the entire network!
这一幕惊呆了整个网络!Manyjust now the people of spectatorneutralitycalledonweibo!
好多方才旁观中立的人都在微博上叫了起来!„Fuck!”
“我草啊!”„Canbe so fierce?”
“要不要这么猛啊?”„Forced out! How can also yourgrandmother-grandmother-risingpopularity?”
“都被封杀了啊!怎么还能你姥-姥-的涨人气啊?”„It is not ableto look straight aheadhas! BlindOld ladytitanium dog eyes!”
“无法直视啊有没有!瞎了老娘的钛金狗眼!”„...... fucking awesome!”
“……牛-逼!”„Zhang YeisZhang Ye! Hispoemhaslethality! The shortversetcanstrive to turn the tideunexpectedly! To look the person who helaughs atcould not have had a liking forreally!”
“张烨就是张烨啊!他的诗还是那么有杀伤力!短短一篇小诗竟然就能力挽狂澜!想看他笑话的人还真看不上了!”ThesejuststillinscoldingZhang YesaidZhang Yehad been finished the person, right nownobodyspoke, without a trace that vanishes, thattonighthas always been playing an active role inWeiboA-listtauntedZhang YeCrosstalkactorTang Dazhang, thislittle whiledid not have the sound, the excessiveseveralminutes, before the person with high aspirationswill noteTang Dazhangagainunexpectedly, thatWeibo that thankedeverybodyto congratulatealsowantsto treatto eat mealtomorrowdeletesquietly!
那些刚刚还在骂张烨说张烨完蛋了的人,这下子已经没有一个人吭声了,都消失的无影无踪,那今晚一直活跃在微薄第一线嘲讽张烨的相声演员唐大章,这会儿也没有了声响,再过分几分钟,有心人居然注意到唐大章将之前那个谢谢大家祝贺还要明天请客吃饭的微薄给悄悄删除了!Tang Dazhanghas not spoken.唐大章没说话。Tang Dazhangfans are extremely awkward!唐大章的粉丝们则极其尴尬!Here, Zhang Yefanssee that thensmiledto pull out!
这边,张烨的粉丝们见状,则一个个笑抽了!„Hahahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”„Whoopsmustbe so funny!”
“哎呦要不要这么逗啊!”„Godtransition! Simplyyourmothergodtransition!”
“神转折啊!简直你妈神转折啊!”„Being panic at the newsface-smacking Zhangwas heavyJiang Hu!”
“闻风丧胆的打脸张又重出江湖了啊!”„Youcry out! Thencries out! Howto havesound?”
“你们叫唤啊!接着叫唤啊!怎么都没声儿了?”„They can also have, the facewas hitto be swollen! YoulookedthatTang DazhangmustchatWeibo of banquetcelebrationto giveto deletethat!”
“他们还能有声儿么,脸都被打肿了啊!你们看,唐大章把那要大摆筵席庆祝的微薄都给删了!”„Ha Ha! Youcelebratetooearly!”
“哈哈!你们庆祝的太早了吧!”„Also did Zhang Yeend? Blindyourdog eyes! WhomyTeacher Zhang Yeis! Even ifforced outnow, Zhang YealsothatZhang Ye! Camel of skinnyis big!”
“还张烨完了?瞎了你们的狗眼啊!我张烨老师是谁啊!就算现在被封杀了,张烨也还是那个张烨!瘦死的骆驼比马大!”„Right, camel of skinnyis big! Even ifTeacher Zhanghas gone down in the world, laterdid not mixinEntertainment Circle, thatis not your catpuppiescanprovoke!”
“没错,瘦死的骆驼比马大!即便张老师落魄了,以后不在娱乐圈混了,那也不是你们这些小猫小狗能招惹的!”„Simplygod!”
“简直神了!”„Teacher Zhangcontinuouslysuchgod!”
“张老师一直都这么神啊!”Celebrity after renewalranks to see, in the 29people on thesemisdeedsentertainerlists, appraisalrankstraight glides of 28people, somepeopleinstantaneouslyfell78, somepeoplefallwere less, fell35positions, maydropisquiteobvious, thisin historymost seriousgag ordereffectivelyextremelyquick, was almost getting quick resultsSpeedhas hitallmisdeedsentertainers!
更新后的明星排名上可以看到,那些劣迹艺人名单上的29个人里,有28个人的评估排名都直线下滑,有的人瞬间掉了78名,有的人掉的少一些,就掉了35个名次,可下降还是相当明显的,这个有史以来最严重的封杀令见效极快,几乎是立竿见影的速度将所有劣迹艺人都打了下去!Buthas an exception!
但就有一个例外!Only then a Zhang Yepersonhas not fallen the position, not onlyso, hispopularityalsostrangelyhas promotedlittle, came up a position!
只有张烨一个人没有掉名次,而且非但如此,他的人气还诡异的提升了一点点,上去了一个名次!Thisdramatic, countlesspeoplewith own eyeswitnessed!
这戏剧性的一幕,无数人都亲眼见证了!
The Zhang Yepersonal enemygets angrylaunches a psychological attackextremely!张烨的仇家怒极攻心!Zhang Yefanslaughs!张烨的粉丝哈哈大笑!Zhang Yethesefriends, is a littledumbfounded !张烨的那些朋友们,则是都有点哭笑不得!Thismattersufficesextraordinaryreally! However, thishas also been complying withextraordinary in Zhang YethatnicknameEntertainment Circle! Thismatteronlywill also occuronZhang Ye!
这事儿真够奇葩的!不过啊,这也正应了张烨那个绰号娱乐圈中的奇葩!这种事情也就只会在张烨身上发生了!
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……Onbed.
床上。
The Zhang Yeround the poemwashedto drill the bedding, turned headaftercell phoneon a bottom wire, gawked, one's ownhas not thought that hehas not fallento the D-listentertainerunexpectedly, but alsoupwardwalkedonein the rank of C-list Star? Zhang Yelooked, was also happy, butshakes the head. It seems likeforced out, the one's ownpoem is also verypopular, thispoem, the origin is not quite especially ordinary. This«Bamboos on the Rocks»is a poem of marking, the authoris very famous, isZheng Banqiao, althoughthispoemhas not been as deep as a wellin the Literaturenature, butactuallywinsineasy to understand, inhisworld, Zheng Banqiao's«Bamboos on the Rocks»basicallyiswell-known, few peopledo not knowthatnowattainsthisEarthto come up, 80%did not miss!(张烨发完诗都洗漱完钻被窝了,回头拿手机上了一下网后,也是一愣,自己也没想到他居然没掉到四线艺人去,还在三线明星的排名中往上走了一位?张烨看后也乐了,无奈摇摇头。看来就算被封杀了,自己的诗也还是挺受欢迎的嘛,尤其这首诗,来历就不太一般。这首《竹石》是一幅画上的诗,作者很有名,是郑板桥的,虽然这诗在文学性上并没有那么高深莫测,但是却胜在通俗易懂,在他那个世界,郑板桥的《竹石》基本上算是家喻户晓,很少有人不知道,如今拿到这个地球上来,八成也差不了!(
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