Shit! 我靠！ Second? 第二名？ «Whole families Story-telling session» listeners'rating second? 《老少故事会》收听率第二名？ The office district of entire Literature and Art frequency one has seethed with excitement! Is impossible! Absolutely impossible this is all person natural ideas of! What column «Whole families Story-telling session» is? This is during several years year to year sets the base or the second dreary column from the bottom, even if before is, difference cannot bad «Late Night Ghost Stories» was broadcasting each time new novel first day can also crash in several even ninth tenth, but «Whole families Story-telling session» has actually never had, it best result is 18 th! This is five years ago the day of children's day specially program „big eruption”! 整个文艺频率的办公区呼啦一下沸腾了起来！不可能！绝对不可能这是所有人理所当然的想法！《老少故事会》是个什么栏目？这是个几年间常年垫底或倒数第二的惨淡栏目啊,即便是以前差的不能再差的《深夜鬼故事》在每次播出新小说的第一天还能冲进十几名甚至第九第十名呢,可《老少故事会》却从来没有过啊,它最好的成绩是第18名！这还是五年前儿童节那天特别节目的“大爆发”！ Second? Listens to 2. 40? Moreover has surpassed «Entertainment Daily» such news class program? Nobody believes one's own hears! 第二？收听2。40？而且超过了《每日娱乐》这样的新闻类节目？没有一个人相信自己所听到的！ Wu Datao got angry bewilderedly, „did you read mistakenly?” 武大涛莫名其妙地发火了,“你念错了吧？” Jia Yan also thinks that one's own read mistakenly, „above...... Such writes.” 贾严也想自己念错了,“上面……就是这么写的。” „Cannot.” Tian Bin does not believe that „from setting the base to rise dramatically to second? Wants also to know not possibly!” “不会的。”田彬也不信,“从垫底飙升到第二？想也知道不可能！” Jia Yan nods , after reading a listeners'rating report form, said: „Definitely was that side the statistics has made a mistake, first does not read, the later rank definitely does not permit, I went to the building to look for the statistical personnel!” 贾严点点头,又看了一遍收听率报表后,道:“肯定是统计那边出错了,先不念了,以后的排名肯定也不准了,我去楼上找一下统计人员！” Heard these words, Zhang Ye has exploded, „your what meanings?? My listeners'rating sets the base you think normal, natural, my listeners'rating was good, you said that was the statistics makes a mistake? What was you says? What is your reasons?” Zhang Ye focused on the bead then observing closely coldly questioned that his everyone, „I wants to ask you! In stage which statistics have made a mistake? Has one time? Oh, your result good should be? My result good to make a mistake in writing? Your anything human nature!” 听到这些话,张烨爆了,“你们什么意思？啊？我收听率垫底的时候你们觉得正常,理所应当,我收听率好起来了,你们就说是统计出错？什么都是你们说的？什么都是你们的理儿？”张烨冷着眼珠子便盯住了质疑他的每一个人,“我想问问你们！台里哪次的统计出过错？有过一次吗？噢,你们成绩好就是应该的？我成绩好就是写错了？你们什么人性啊！” Jia Yan also knows that his words a little crossed, but still persisted in saying: „Everybody to this statistical some questions, certainly must look up, after all the caper too exaggerated!” 贾严也知道他的话有点过了,但仍然坚持道:“大家对这个统计都有质疑,肯定要查一查的,毕竟跳跃太夸张了！” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „Can look up, what to do but wants right? Were you responsible for your words?” 张烨乐道:“可以查啊,但要没错怎么办？你为你刚才的话负责吗？” Jia Yan has a look at him, concluded that definitely has made a mistake, therefore said: „If the data does not have the mistake, I can apologize with you.” 贾严看看他,断定肯定是出错了,于是道:“如果数据没错误,我可以跟你道歉。” „Good, you look up.” Zhang Ye has the self-confidence actually, this self-confident from him trust the one's own story, although he does not know how the listeners'rating will rise suddenly suddenly this situation, but he is clear, his story is his world impeccablly classical masterpiece, must be attractive! “好,那你查去吧。”张烨倒是有自信,这份自信是来自他对自己故事的信任,虽然他也不知道收听率怎么会突然猛涨成这个地步,可他清楚,他的故事都是他那世界无可挑剔地经典名篇,不可能不好看！ Jia Yan went, other people were also talking in whispers. 贾严去了,其他人也都在窃窃私语。 „Real false?” “真的假的啊？” „Estimate made a mistake.” “估计是错了。” „I also thought so that otherwise too exaggerated.” “我也这么觉得,要不然太夸张了啊。” „Yes, Feng Teacher said did these many years are listeners'ratings from the bottom, how just arrive in Zhang Ye three days of time to listen to the explosive table?” “是啊,冯老师说了这么多年都是倒数的收听率,怎么刚到张烨手里才三天时间就收听爆表了？” „Waits to look that Little Jia should quick come back.” “等着看吧,小贾应该很快就回来了。” Feng Teacher hurried to draw Zhang Ye, „your this what's the matter?” 冯老师赶忙拉了张烨一把,“你这怎么回事？” Zhang Ye said: „You felt relieved that the listeners'rating is definitely normal.” 张烨道:“您放心吧,收听率肯定是正常的。” Feng Teacher roll one's eyes said: „Did this also call normally? This is not normal, even if you 20 th 19 th I believe that second? It is not I do not believe that you Little Zhang, is really...... You think that our unpopular program can also wants the listeners'rating to be higher than «Entertainment Daily» news class program?” 冯老师翻白眼道:“这还叫正常啊？这也太不正常了啊,你哪怕第20名第19名我都信,第二名？不是我不相信你啊小张,实在是……你认为咱们这个冷门节目能比《每日娱乐》的新闻类节目还要收听率高？” Zhang Ye said suddenly: „Why isn't good?” 张烨眨眼道:“为什么不行？” Feng Teacher said: „Why isn't good? Is just like on the television, you see have program also to want Viewership Ratings compared with the CCTV news broadcast high?” 冯老师道:“还为什么不行？好比电视上,你见过有节目比央视新闻联播还要收视率高的吗？” Also let alone, Zhang Ye has seen in his world really! 还别说,张烨在他那个世界真见过！ „Ok, waited for the result to get down says again.” Feng Teacher heart was also chaotic. “算了,等结果下来再说吧。”冯老师心也乱了。 That side, Jia Yan came back, this inquiry is quick. 那边,贾严回来了,这种查询还是很快的。 Tian Bin and Wu Datao they spoke inquiry, „made a mistake in writing? Name row chaotic?” 田彬和武大涛他们出言询问,“是不是写错了？名字排乱了吧？” A Jia Yan word has not sent, was black the face to look to Zhang Ye. 贾严一言未发,黑着脸看向了张烨。 Zhang Ye also smiles to visit him, right hand one, fired refers, has made a very complex movement. 张烨也笑看着他,右手一摊,一打响指,做了一个很复杂的动作。 Jia Yanchui has hung the eyelid, feels suffocated or walked, „is unfair to Teacher Zhang, just now should not question that your result, that side the statistics considers as finished one time...... Not wrong!” 贾严垂了垂眼皮,憋着气还是走了上来,“对不起啊张老师,方才不应该质疑你的成绩,统计那边又算了一次……没有错！” What? 什么？ Is the real listeners'rating?? 是真实收听率？？ Wu Datao Tian is refined they to be dumbfounded! 武大涛田彬他们目瞪口呆！ Zhang Ye accepted his apology, and educates him saying: „Does not have no program is for a lifetime incorrect, later one do not see that others program was good, the first response questioned and denies first!” Immediately looks to Wu Datao Hetian refined these two also in the first time accusation statistics wrong person, „what didn't you have to say?” 张烨接受了他的道歉,且教育他道:“没有什么节目是一辈子都不行的,以后别一看到别人节目好了,第一反应是先质疑和否定！”随即看向武大涛和田彬这两个也在第一时间指责统计错误的人,“你们没有什么要说的？” Tian Bin will certainly not apologize, pretends not to hear. 田彬当然不会道歉,装作没听到。 Wu Datao also does the one's own matter, the imposing manner was also soft. 武大涛也干自己的事,气势也软了。 Zhang Ye must manage does not forgive the person, to two humanity: „I keep improving program through my one's own effort, I line of ends of do positively, why saying that my listeners'rating is false? Wrong?” 张烨得理不饶人,对俩人道:“我通过我自己的努力把节目越做越好,我行的端做得正,凭什么说我收听率是假的？错的？” A stage old person mediates, „considers as finished, Teacher Little Zhang, everybody does not aim at you.” 一个台里的老人打圆场,“算了,小张老师,大家也不是针对你。” At this time, Li Si suddenly shouted, „you watched the news quickly! Document that the Beijing educational department this morning issues! Requests the subordinate kindergartens and Beijing all elementary schools comprehensively popularizes «Little Bunnies Be Good» this fairy tale, but also sent one „ to consider guardian book”, let «Little Bunnies Be Good» this story enters the campus and family comprehensively, suggested that the guardian also studied the director to give the child, strengthened to the popularization education that the stranger opened the door! ” 这时,李四蓦然喊了一声,“你们快来看新闻！京城教育部门今早下发的文件！要求下级幼儿园和京城所有小学全面普及《小兔子乖乖》这个童话故事,还发了一份“告家长书”,让《小兔子乖乖》这个故事全面走进校园和家庭,建议家长也学习指导给孩子,加强对不要给陌生人开门的普及教育！” Jia Yan had understood that he has also seen the matter of article with the news, „is the solicitation activities that educational department organizes? What does this have?” 贾严对此有所了解,他跟新闻里也看到过征文的事情,“就是那个教育部门组织的征文活动？这有什么的？” Editor said: „As for such makes much ado about nothing?” 一编辑道:“至于这么大惊小怪吗？” Li Si smiles bitterly, did not speak. 李四苦笑,不说话了。 A nearby woman looked at Li Si's screen, in consternation at the scene, has swallowed then also a spit, she calls out in alarm said: „This article first «Little Bunnies Be Good»...... My God! Is our Teacher Zhang Ye writes! And other Teacher give the first prize that Tao Xueru and small red mushroom pressed to pull out!” 旁边的一个妇女看了眼李四的屏幕,然后也愕然在了当场,咽了口吐沫,她惊呼道:“这次征文的第一名《小兔子乖乖》……我的天！是咱们张烨老师写的！把陶雪茹和小红蘑菇等好多老师都给压下去了拔得的头筹！” Zhang Ye had supplemented, „noon yesterday broadcast was this story!” Heard this him to understand, originally was this, the listeners'rating so was no wonder high, before also thought in the news newspaper not to call advertisement him, who thinks that others educational department direct under official document, how many kindergartens Beijing did have? Some how many elementary schools? Some how many young students? The number cannot count! The organization school popularizes to the children, can Teacher listen? Can the students listen? What are more is the parents must listen? Therefore the listeners'rating had a leap marvelously! This is equal to the language teaching material is the same, don't you like? Does not like also being probable to look! Was equal to that a compulsory instruction educated! Everyone must study! 张烨补充了一声,“昨天中午播出的就是这个故事！”听到这个他明白了,原来是这样啊,怪不得收听率这么高呢,之前还以为新闻报纸上没给他打广告,谁想人家教育部门直接下红头文件了,京城有多少幼儿园？有多少小学？有多少低龄学生？数都数不过来啊！组织学校给孩子们普及,老师得听吧？学生得听吧？更多的是学生家长也得听吧？所以收听率才有了一个奇迹般的飞跃！这就相当于语文教材一样,你不喜欢？不喜欢也得看啊！等于一个强制性的指导教育了！谁都得学！ The woman said: „«Little Bunnies Be Good» I and my son have looked, their kindergarten has also printed the publicity book, Teacher Little Zhang, that story is you wrote?” 那妇女紧接着道:“《小兔子乖乖》我和我儿子看过啊,他们幼儿园还印了宣传册,小张老师,那故事原来是你写的啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Yes Big Sister Zhou, saw the article to emerge on that day temporarily wants to handle a matter to the children, the inspiration comes to write one.” 张烨道:“是啊周大姐,那天看见征文了临时兴起想给孩子们做一点事情,灵感来了就写了一篇。” The women said: „You write may be really good, my son likes looking specially.” 妇女赞道:“你写的可真好,我儿子特别爱看。” Wang Xiaomei looks to Zhang Ye, „was these days «Whole families Story-telling session» fairy tale, your one's own writes?” 王小美望向张烨,“这几天《老少故事会》的童话故事,都是你自己写的？” Zhang Ye um, low key said: „Yes, has scrawled several.” 张烨嗯了一声,低调道:“是的,瞎写了几段。” Feng Teacher startled [say / way]: „Are you useless I to give your story script? Real did one's own write?” Zhang Ye and he has said that if the cash fairy tale industry is low, he uses the one's own original fairy tale, but Feng Teacher has not expected Zhang Ye one's own to write, he thinks that is cracks a joke! 冯老师惊道:“你没用我给你的故事稿子？真自己写了啊？”张烨和他说过,如果现金童话产业低迷,那他就用自己的原创童话,但冯老师没料张烨真自己去写了,他以为是开玩笑呢！ Zhang Ye dumbfounded said: „Feng did Teacher, gather you not to listen to my program for these days? How many years columns this was you have broadcast, didn't you listen?” 张烨哭笑不得道:“冯老师,合着您这几天都没听我的节目啊？这可是您播音了多少年的栏目啊,您不听？” „Has not listened, I do not dare to listen.” Feng Teacher a little has also blushed, listens not to listen, truly should not. “没听啊,咳咳,我一直没敢听。”冯老师也有点脸红了,听都没听,确实不应该。 Zhang Ye explained: „Several stories are I write, writes this me a little to experience and talent, making everybody be laughed.” 张烨解释道:“几个故事都是我写的,写作这一块我还是有一点经验和天赋的,让大家见笑了。” Is laughed at? 见笑？ Many people can hear the satire of Zhang Ye! 好多人都听得出张烨的讽刺！ Puts down the matter in hand, a time everybody went online to search, then saw in the network at the forum full Ping the commendation sound and discussion sound! 放下手里的事情,一时间大家都去网上搜索了一番,然后就看到了网络上论坛上满屏的称赞声和议论声！ „Story was good!” “故事太牛了！” „Little Bunnies Be Good, the goalkeeper opens, Ha Ha, real nice that Teacher Zhang Ye sang!” “小兔子乖乖,把门开开,哈哈,张烨老师唱的真好听！” „Right, this nursery song was good, melody nice, but also is specially simple, one study can.” “没错啊,这儿歌太棒了,旋律好听,还特别简单,一学就会。” „My daughter has learned this song, but daily makes me tell the story, did not have the means that from now henceforth I wanted to listen to Teacher Zhang Ye program every noon.” “我女儿已经学会这歌了,但还是天天让我讲故事,没办法了,从今以后我要每天中午收听张烨老师的节目了。” „Does not use the present, you flip first two issues of program.” “不用今后,你们翻翻前两期节目啊。” „Do first two issues have? These fairy tales I listened rottenly.” “前两期还有？那些童话故事我都听烂了啊。” „It is not, first two issues are also the fairy tales of Teacher Zhang Ye original, «Snow White with Seven Dwarf», «New clothing of Emperor», is story specially nice , and has the implication, from the Literature nature, is also better than «Little Bunnies Be Good»!” “不是,前两期也是张烨老师原创的童话,一个《白雪公主与七个小矮人》,一个《皇帝的新装》,都是故事特别好听而且非常有寓意的,从文学性来讲,比《小兔子乖乖》还要好！” „Right? I listen!” “是吗？我去听听！” „I listened, I admire to Teacher Zhang Ye now!” “我听了,我现在对张烨老师太佩服了！” „I have decided that so long as Teacher Zhang Ye in one day, «Whole families Story-telling session» my issue will not fall, listens the twin child to say to my family just right in the evening!” “我决定了,只要张烨老师在一天,《老少故事会》我一期都不会落下了,听完正好晚上给我家双胞胎孩子讲！” „Well, do you note? Beijing broadcasts the stopping broadcasting notice in Radio Station website, does inside have the «Whole families Story-telling session» name? Such good can program stop broadcasting?” “咦,你们注意到没有？京城广播电台网站上的停播通知,里面怎么有《老少故事会》的名字啊？这么好的节目要停播？” „Is impossible?” “不可能吧？” „Has, I send the link to you!” “真有,我给你发链接！” „? Also is really? Stops broadcasting?” “啊？还真是啊？停播？” „Shit! Their Radio Station ****? Such good does program stop broadcasting?” “我靠！他们电台****啊？这么好的节目停播？” „Oh, possibly few issues, everybody listened with a sense of urgency, listened to one issue of few one issue.” “唉,可能没有几期了,大家抓紧听吧,听一期少一期了。” „Will not stop broadcasting, stopped me to sue them, did anything! Also had the aesthetic standard?” “不会停播的,停了我就投诉他们,搞什么啊！还有没有审美观了啊？” That side, Little Fang also brought today's letter to the editor, knew Zhang Ye is listens to second, gave to push Wu Datao news program, Little Fang happily serious, in the hand that pile of letters were also half person high, she has not brought somewhat, „Teacher Zhang, your letter.” 那边,小芳也拿来了今天的读者来信,知道了张烨位列收听第二,把武大涛的新闻节目都给挤下去了,小芳高兴地不得了,手里那堆信也是半人多高,她一个人都有些拿不过来了,“张老师,您的信。” Zhang Ye meets saying: „Which pile is my?” 张烨起来接道:“哪摞是我的？” Little Fang is happy: „Is your, other Teacher letters still in the message center, I took motionless.” 小芳开心道:“都是您的,其他老师的信还在收发室,我拿不动了。” ? Is my? 啊？都是我的？ Can this have 1000 letters? 这得有1000封信吧？ Feng Teacher expressed admiration, „did your this letter quantity break the record? Our frequency from not having audience letter is over 1000!” 冯老师啧啧称奇,“你这来信数量是破纪录了吧？咱们频率还从没有听众来信超过1000封的呢！” Little Fang said with a smile: „Yes, other letters put together today do not have these many.” 小芳微笑道:“是呢,今天其他所有来信加在一起都没这么多。” Zhang Ye has wiped under the perspiration of forehead, hugged to start to look the letter, was almost the child guardian writes, dozens were the child writes, the handwriting looked to look, crooked Tong said shamelessly. 张烨擦了下额头的汗,将信件抱过来开始看了,几乎都是孩子家长写来的,还有几十封是孩子写的,字迹一看就看得出来,歪歪扭扭童言无忌。 The people you have a look at me, I have a look at you, does not know that should voice their feelings at this moment in any spoken language, wants initially Zhang Ye to put down the brave words, said that «Whole families Story-telling session» will not stop broadcasting, they have not believed that also has not cared from the start, but at this time this scenery Zhang Ye made all people shut up with the one's own strength and listeners'rating, before everybody present even has one, anxiety that wants unable to think! 众人你看看我,我看看你,已经不知道该用什么言语表达他们此刻的心情了,想当初张烨放下了豪言,说《老少故事会》不会停播,他们都还不信,也压根没放在心上,可此时此景张烨用自己的实力和收听率让所有人都闭嘴了,大家现在甚至生出一个以前想都不敢想的疑虑！ Already second! 已经第二名了！ «Whole families Story-telling session» won't be able to stop broadcasting really??( 《老少故事会》不会真的停播不了了吧？？( …… ……