IRAS :: Volume #4

#386: The brain gold sold insanely!


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Beijing. 京城 Brain Gold headquarters. 脑黄金公司总部。 Wu Mo sits in the office with a worried look, on the screen has gotten down the initial capital advertisement scolding sound to them, he from upturning to below, from Zuo Fan to right, obstinately a message and commentary of praise did not have, did not have, this made his heart cool to the valley! 吴默坐在办公室里愁眉不展,屏幕上都是一个个对他们下了血本广告的骂声,他从上翻到下,从左翻到右,愣是一条夸赞的留言和评论都没有,一条都没有啊,这让他心都凉到了谷底! The company ended! 公司完了! This time went bankrupt thoroughly! 这次是彻底破产了! Healthy product type of thing, did not feel better to examine, Wu Mo started to spend very long time to move from zero to run the western using energy untold hardships to take the sales permission, however to today, all had finished, reposed also gave up the last expectation in him who this wrestled finally, the surface like the dying embers! 保健品这种东西,本来就不好过审,吴默从零开始花费了很长时间跑动跑西费劲千辛万苦地拿下来销售许可,然而到了今天,一切都结束了,寄托于这最后一搏的他也放弃了最后一丝盼头,面如死灰! Company high and low also almost so, staff also looked at that advertisement, from the beginning everybody also not clear advertisement content, then takes a look, entire was silly. 公司上下也差不多如此,员工们也都看了那则广告,一开始大家还不清楚广告内容,这下一瞅,也全傻了。 This advertisement......” “这广告……” Had been finished, the company was hopeless.” “完蛋了,公司没戏了。” Oh, everybody prepares.” “唉,大家都准备准备吧。” Did not need to prepare, my thing has tidied up.” “不用准备了,我东西已经收拾好了。” My mother helped me ply the connections to look for the work of financial street that side office, next week I in the past will have gone to work, respectively looked for a way out.” “我妈帮我托关系找了个金融街那边一办公室的工作,下礼拜我就过去上班了,都各找出路吧。” Heard that this advertisement or Zhang Ye do do? Also on this skill!” “听说这广告还是张烨做的?也就这点本事了!” Did not say that the advertisement plan of Zhang Ye is industry in ranks among the best? Causes such trash advertisement? Did not say others, I look that the brain was remnant!” “不是都说张烨广告策划是业内数一数二的吗?怎么弄出这么个垃圾广告啊?不说别人了,我看着都脑残!” Oh, Leader Wu is good to us, if the company does not go bankrupt, I also really want to do.” “唉,吴总对咱们都不错,要是公司不破产,我还真想干下去呢。” I, what means but that has, the company could not manage, who began the capital to us?” “我也是啊,可那有什么办法,公司经营不下去了,谁给咱们开工资啊?” However, prepared to take off and other bankrupt during all people, the telephone of company has made a sound suddenly, made a sound is several! 然而,就在所有人都准备卷铺盖等破产的当口,公司的电话突然响了起来,一响就是好几个! Ring, ring, ring! 铃铃铃 Ring, ring, ring! 铃铃铃 Ring, ring, ring! 铃铃铃 Probably Music can resemble! 好像音乐会似的! Frightens me to jump.” “吓我一跳。” What situation?” “什么情况啊?” These many telephones?” “这么多电话?” A female staff has answered a telephone listlessly, feeds, hello, Brain Gold healthy product company......? What did you say? Early morning can the abundant supermarket be scheduled 200 boxes? You...... Do you determine? Really 200 boxes...... I am not that meaning...... Good good good! I, we immediately ingredient!” 一女员工无精打采地接了一个电话,“喂,你好,脑黄金保健品公司……啊?你说什么?晨丰超市要预定200盒?你……你确定吗?真是200盒么……啊,我不是那个意思……好的好的好的!我,我们马上调货!” That side other how many staff are also so, what? Scheduled 500 boxes of Brain Gold?” Has made the telephone call, he is shocked turns the head to ask the one's own colleague, this...... Is this swindler?” 那边另外几个员工也都是如此,“什么?预定500盒脑黄金?”挂了电话,他惊呆地转头问自己的同事,“这……这是不是骗子啊?” A senior staff has made the telephone call shocking, here is the brave successive supermarket! Must chain-like stock merchandise altogether 2000 boxes of Brain Gold to the entire Beijing brave successive! Fuck 2000 boxes!” 一老员工震惊地挂了电话,“我这里是勇连超市的!要给全京城的勇连连锁上货总共2000盒脑黄金我草2000盒啊!” The female staff called OMG, was insane! This group of people were insane!” 女员工叫了声我的天啊,“疯了!这帮人疯了吧!” ...... …… Wu Mo office. 吴默办公室。 Department leader has not knocked to crash in including the gate, Leader Wu!” 一个部门负责人连门都没敲就冲进了来,“吴总!” Wu Mo is very amiable to the staff, has not haggled over, Old Zhang, how? You are scared me again, are you also resign? All right, I approve.” 吴默对员工很随和,也没计较,“老张,怎么了?你再把我吓着,你也是来辞职的?没事,我批。” Old Zhang points at outside to gasp for breath, obviously runs from downstairs one breath, brain...... Gold...... Sigh...... Brain Gold sold insanely!!” 老张指着外面一口口喘气,显然是从楼下一口气跑上来的,“脑……黄金……呼……脑黄金卖疯了!!” Wu Mo is good to say with a smile: What did you say?” 吴默好笑道:“你说什么呢?” Old Zhang said excitedly: Sold really insanely! Just received the order forms of 11 large-scale supermarket chains! Scheduled of national 57 Little Chao city and individual operator as well as shop! Just dozen minutes! We altogether received 38,000 boxes of order! Moreover is increasing!” 老张激动道:“真的卖疯了!刚刚接到了11家大型连锁超市的订货单!还有全国57家小超市和个体户以及网店的预定!就刚刚的十几分钟!咱们总共接到了38000盒的订单!而且还在增加!” Wu Mo leapt one to stand, how possible!” 吴默腾地一下站了起来,“怎么可能!” Old Zhang shivers saying: Leader Wu, what to do, has not seen such big battle formation now, the outside staff have flustered, thinks that is the swindler!” 老张颤抖道:“吴总,现在怎么办啊,没见过这么大的阵势啊,外面员工都慌了,以为是骗子!” I have a look!” Wu Mo clashes outward, at the same time said: Contacts with other shareholders! Let everybody a bit faster come! Also! Relates the factory! At the same night produces with a sense of urgency! The machine do not stop! The raw material purchase also restarts! No matter this matter really or false, with maximum limit starts to produce! The goods that before piled up took completely! Guaranteed that the source of goods is stable!” At this time, needed was this boldness! “我去看看!”吴默往外冲,一边道:“去联系其他股东!让大家快点过来!还有!联系厂子!连夜抓紧生产!机器不要停!原料采购也重新启动!不管这件事是真的还是假的,用最大限度开始生产!以前积压的货品全部拿出来了!保证货源稳定!”这种时候,需要的就是这种魄力! ...... …… In the evening. 晚上。 Darkness. 天黑了下来。 The Zhang Ye shopping returns. 张烨购物归来。 Father, mother, I comes back.” “爸,妈,我回来喽。” Snort, washed the hands to eat meal.” “哼,洗洗手吃饭了。” Went shopping to you, you have a look.” “给您俩买了点东西,您俩看看。” First puts there, here prepares food, cannot move out the hand.” “先放那儿呢,我这儿做饭呢,腾不开手。” I help your me help you, cuts a dish I not to have the issue.” “我帮您我帮您,切个菜我还是没问题的。” Resulted, that dish that you cut gnawed with the dog, at the same time.” “得了吧,你切的那个菜跟狗啃的似的,一边去。” Mother Father rumbled the kitchen to Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye had smiled, puts away the thing to wait to eat meal. Online scolding sound, Brain Gold concrete sales volume situation, outside matter has not related with him, he wants to eat meal with the family|home in now well, goes to Shanghai to be so long, after coming back, is busy teaching with Peking University, although daily at home, but accompanies father and mother's time not to be many, yesterday had not gone home to let Mother pissed off, Zhang Ye is at heart clear, Mother do not manage the one's own whereabouts, but after was she knew the one's own new year's celebration, Shanghai has worked, has not known when can go home again, with the family|home was treating day also on these many. The day, Mother is thinks that Zhang Ye are many at home chats with them, even if did not speak, ate meal to have a look at the television together is also a warmth. 老妈老爸张烨轰出了厨房,张烨笑了笑,放好东西就等着吃饭了。网上的骂声啊,脑黄金的具体销量情况啊,外面的事也跟他没有关系了,他现在就是想跟家里好好吃顿饭,去了上海那么久,回来以后又是忙着跟北大教书,虽说是天天在家吧,但陪爸妈的时间也一直不多,昨天没回家让老妈生气了,张烨心里清楚,老妈不是非要管着自己的行踪,而是她知道自己过年以后又得去上海工作了,还不知什么时候能再回家呢,跟家待着的日子也就这么多。天,老妈是想张烨多在家跟他们聊聊天,就算不说话,一起吃个饭看看电视也是种温馨。 Lingling, the telephone came. 铃铃,电话又来了。 Zhang Ye this does not know that has met several. 张烨这都不知是接了第几个了。 This chapter is Yao Mi father Yao Jiancai hits, feeds, Brother Zhang, my Old Yao, you......” 这回是姚蜜的父亲姚建才打来的,“喂,张老弟啊,我老姚,你……” Zhang Ye has broken him with a smile, Old Yao, you let alone the words, I guess first, you must say how I such did play dumb to meet such broken advertisement?” 张烨笑着打断了他,“老姚啊,你先别说话,我猜一下,你是不是要说我怎么这么犯傻接了这么个破广告?” Yao Jiancai stares, „, how do you know?” 姚建才一愣,“是啊,你怎么知道?” Zhang Ye is good to say with a smile: You eighth starting from afternoon hit the call words to ask that the words are the same, I said we can trade freshly doesn't become? Also, this advertisement and a series of publicity are I plan the supervised manufacture to them, you may let alone broken advertisement, I not like listening.” 张烨好笑道:“你是从下午开始第八个打来电话问的,话都一样,我说咱能换点新鲜的成不?还有,这个广告和一系列的宣传就是我给他们策划监制的,你可别说破广告了啊,我可不爱听。” Yao Jiancai faints: My goodness, but also is really you plans? You may be really good, this broken advertisement gave to visit me happily, I can sing now, saw excessively shortly - advertisement that compelled, has not seen such shortly - compelled!” He with Zhang Ye was the long-standing friendship, no matter but did Zhang Ye like listening, still hung broken advertisementon the mouth, „, your one's own was in any case careful, recently heard SARFT must introduce a stern policy, everybody was flustered, you were really good, dares to commit a crime up-wind, this vulgar advertisement 80% also in striking hard range.” 姚建才晕倒:“好家伙,还真是你策划的啊?你可真行,这破广告都把我给看乐了,我现在都能唱了啊,见过矬-逼的广告,可没见过这么矬-逼的啊!”他跟张烨是老交情了,可不管张烨爱不爱听,依然把“破广告“挂在嘴上,“哈哈,反正你自己小心吧,最近听说广电要出台一个严厉政策,大家都人心惶惶呢,你还真行,愣敢顶风作案,这种低俗广告八成也在严打范围内呢。” Zhang Ye is speechless, felt relieved, all right.” 张烨无语,“放心,没事儿。” You know how things stand on the line, my family daughter wait for me to eat meal, hung.” Yao Jiancai said. “你有数儿就行,我家闺女等着我吃饭呢,挂了啊。”姚建才道。 Made the telephone call, Mother has happen to served food, how were you busy compared with the national presidents?” 挂了电话,老妈正好端着菜出来,“你怎么比国家总统都忙?” Father smacks the lips saying: Son is the busy proper matter, looks at you, the nose is not the nostril is not the eye.” 老爸咂嘴道:“儿子是忙正经事呢,瞧你,鼻子不是鼻子眼不是眼的。” Mother is also bringing angrily said: Causes such broken advertisement to come, did he also call the busy proper matter? Mengmeng his mother called to say a moment ago, the online all people were scolding our son!” 老妈还带着气道:“弄出那么一个破广告来,他还叫忙正经事啊?刚才萌萌他妈打电话来都说了,网上所有人都在骂咱儿子!” Father frowns, said: What this money Zhuan is the owing heart.” 老爸蹙眉,道:“这钱赚的是亏心。” Mother snort|hum said: Just a little fame and reputation, made his one's own wasting all one's money, later who also dares to ask him to make advertisement to represent!” 老妈哼道:“刚有点名气和名声,都让他自己给败光了,以后谁还敢找他做广告代言啊!” The parents attitude has not been suitable. 二老气儿还没顺呢。 Zhang Ye with a laugh does not take offense, takes to say cell phone: Mother, you looked that I wasn't good hand mechanism? For these days I did not go out, accompanied you to celebrate the new year with the family|home, which me did you refer to with my father where, absolutely do not have two words, the line not?” Then exaggerates cries out, whoops! Did you explode the chicken wing? Too good, I like eating this! This luster, Bai Litou red, is red is passing white, this fragrance, fertilizer, but is not greasy, fragrant overflows, was too perfect! The world can also make such delicious thing on my mother!” 张烨笑呵呵的也不动气,把手机拿起来道:“妈,您看,我把手机关了还不行吗?这几天我都不出门了,就跟家陪你们过年,您跟我爸指哪儿我打哪儿,绝对没有二话,行不?”然后夸张地一叫唤,“哎呦!您炸鸡翅了啊?太棒了,我就爱吃这个啊!这色泽,白里透着红,红里透着白,这香味,肥而不腻,芳香四溢,太完美了啊!全世界也就我妈做得出来这么好吃的东西!” Father: „......” 老爸:“……” Mother made him be mad happily, you poor!” 老妈让他气乐了,“就你贫!” After 20 minutes, on all dish tables, served a meal. 20分钟后,所有菜都上桌了,开饭。 Zhang Ye could not wait for the earth movement the chopsticks, today was too sumptuous, I taste, this delicious, hey, this also delicious!” 张烨等不及地动了筷子,“今天太丰盛了啊,我尝尝,呵哟,这个好吃,嘿,这个也好吃!” Is eating half. 吃着半截儿。 On the television presented Brain Gold advertisement, Wu Mo looked like has not bought a time interval, this was the pack buys, possibly also had to bestow the time interval, has gotten down many qualifications, no wonder he initially such regarded as important to the advertisement manufacture, the majority of money of company should throw! 电视上又出现脑黄金广告了,吴默看来不是就买了一个时段的,这是打包买的,可能还有赠送时段,下了不少本钱,怪不得他当初对广告制作这么看重呢,公司的大部分钱应该都投进去了! Father spoke, your a while, telephones to the company that others represented, apologized with others, later you fortunately made your Host, cannot make advertisement.” 老爸说话了,“你一会儿啊,给人家代言的公司打个电话,跟人家道个歉,以后你就还好做你的主持人,不许弄广告了。” Mother asked that won't let refund?” 老妈问,“不会让退钱吧?” Father said: Refunds should also be, this was the person pit is miserable!” 老爸道:“退钱也是应该的,这是把人坑惨了!” Zhang Ye has no alternative, does not talk clearly with them, father, mother, you worries about anything blindly, we eat meal, do not think that.” 张烨无可奈何,跟他们也说不清楚,“爸,妈,您俩跟着瞎操心什么呀,咱们吃饭吧,别想那个了。” Suddenly, the dings passed on. 突然,门铃声传了进来。 ding~dong~, ding~dong~, does not know that is. 叮咚,叮咚,也不知是谁。 Mother puts down the chopsticks top the chair with the leg, in the past has opened the door, who?” 老妈放下筷子拿腿顶开椅子,过去开门了,“谁啊?” The gate opens, the form that reveals a youth, please ask that here is Teacher Zhang Ye?” 门开,露出一个青年的身影,“请问,这里是张烨老师家吗?” Mother has been startled being startled, said vigilantly: Yes.” Maybe did fans look? 老妈怔了怔,警惕道:“是啊。”别是粉丝找来了吧? In the youth hand is hanging the big Xiaoxiao package, is the fruit the nutriment anything, hear word, the youth has placed the ground the thing, grasped the Zhang Ye mother's hand, said excitedly: You are the Teacher Zhang mother! Like looked like! Also is the aunt temperament beautiful woman can give birth to Teacher Zhang such to have the son of talent! Already wants to visit you and uncle, today sees, is really lives up to reputation!” Then hurries to take the thing, I gave you and uncle brought a gift, was unworthy any money, paid new year's call to you!” 那青年手上挂着大大小小的包裹,都是水果啊营养品啊什么的,闻言,青年就将东西放在了地上,一把握住了张烨母亲的手,激动道:“您就是张老师的母亲吧!像,太像了!也就是伯母这个气质的美女才能生出张老师这么有才华的儿子啊!早就想来拜访您和伯父了,今日一见,果然是名不虚传啊!”然后赶紧一提东西,“我给您和伯父带了点礼物,也不值什么钱,给您拜个年!” Also flattered. 又是吹捧。 Also gives the gift. 又是送礼物。 The Mother a little dizzy dish, „are you which?” 老妈有点晕菜,“你是哪位啊?” Zhang Ye poked head, „, how Leader Wu did you come?” Immediately said to Mother Father: This is Wu Mo Leader Wu, the major stockholder in Brain Gold healthy product company.” 张烨探头出来了,“诶,吴总你怎么来了?”随即对老妈老爸道:“这是吴默吴总,脑黄金保健品公司的大股东。” Whoops! 哎呦! This was says Cao Cao Cao Cao! 这是说曹操曹操就到啊! Father Mother is a little afraid, just also spoke of this matter, the person looked, first used courtesy and then used force? First is polite to give a gift, then sends a punitive expedition to want the son to draw back represents the fee?( 老爸老妈都有点心虚,刚还说到这件事呢,正主儿怎么找来了啊,先礼后兵?先客气一下送点礼物,然后兴师问罪要儿子退代言费?( …… ……
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