IRAS :: Volume #3

#286: Goes to the Beijing University Chinese department to teach!


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Beijing, night. 京城,夜里。 Arrived at Caishikou around 11 : 00. 到菜市口都11点多了。 The cold wind scurries about on the street, here temperature compared with south cold Xie. 冷风在街上乱窜,这边的气温比南方冷些。 Zhang Ye felt entered District of father and mother family|home black, gained ground looks toward the building, in the family|home also turns on a light, father and mother have not slept obviously, it is estimated that in he, the Zhang Ye flash was also impatient to get back, steps into the unit building, slightly ran in the staircase, on the mouth has also been groaning the «Wishing We Last Forever» melody. 张烨摸着黑进了爸妈家的小区,抬头往楼上一瞧,家里还亮着灯呢,爸妈显然是没睡觉,估计在等他,张烨一瞬间也是归心似箭,踏进单元楼,小跑着就上了楼梯,嘴上还哼哼着《但愿人长久》的调子。 Thump. 咚咚咚。 Knocks on a door, the gate opened quickly. 敲门,门很快开了。 Father, mother.” Zhang Ye said with a smile: New Year's Day is joyful.” “爸,妈。”张烨笑道:“元旦快乐啊。” Mother draws the son to enter the room, came to say that outside was cold?” 老妈拉着儿子进屋,“进来说,外面冷不冷?” Zhang Ye puts down the package to take off the coat, also good, humph, in the family|home is warm enough, came the warm air?” 张烨放下包脱大衣,“还行,嚯,家里够暖和的,来暖气了吧?” This anything day, 12 th ahead of time heating.” Mother narrows the eye saying: „Is Beijing good? Shanghai there does not have the warm air.” “这都什么日子了,12号就提前供暖了。”老妈眯眼道:“还是京城好吧?上海那里可没暖气。” Zhang Ye deeply has a feeling, „, that side can only turn on the air conditioning, night after night opens me not to be familiar with, with warm air that natural heat degree, the whole body does not get the vigor, moreover outside also wet cold Shileng, the whole body has the goose flesh that discomfort, hi, not to mention.” Went home, Zhang Ye is looked that anything is good, looked anything is pleasing to the eyes, also has, only if Sun is exposing to the sun, otherwise there the mother dries in the sun the clothes not to dry in the sun dry, did also felt that above had the humidity taste, the air was too wet, did laundry must put the dryer, troubling.” 张烨深有所感,“是啊,那边只能开空调,一宿一宿地开我还真不习惯,跟暖气那种自然热度不一样,浑身不得劲儿,而且外面还湿冷湿冷的,浑身起鸡皮疙瘩得那种难受,嗨,别提了。”回到家了,张烨是看什么都好,看什么都顺眼,“还有啊,除非太阳直晒着,否则那里你妈晾衣服都晾不干,干了也感觉上面有潮气味儿,空气太湿了,洗完衣服都得放烘干机,麻烦着呢。” Mother supposed that also thinks the son, that do not walk.” 老妈估摸也是想儿子了,“那就别走了。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Old age after most, results, works to wait for me, but this year 80% crossed with the family|home, can treat many days.” 张烨笑道:“最晚年后也得回去,还有工作等着我呢,不过这个年八成得跟家过了,能待不少天呢。” Did Father from the sofa, eat?” 老爸从沙发上起来,“吃了吗?” On airplane filled, was hungry.” Zhang Ye said. “飞机上填吧了点,还是饿。”张烨道。 The Father direction said: You give the child but actually cup hot water, gives the hot heat the food left over.” 老爸指挥道:“你给孩子倒杯热水,把剩饭给热一热。” Mother hey, stared saying: Also incites me? How you do not go.” 老妈嘿了一声,瞪眼道:“还指使我?你怎么不去啊。” Father catches the eye saying: Your hot food, our grandfather and grandchild chatted the matter that him worked, this you did not understand.” 老爸抬眼道:“你热饭,我们爷俩聊一聊他工作上的事,这个你又不懂。” Understands with you, snort|hum, but our son now superstar, famous Host, but also uses are you offering advice blindly?” Mother mumbled the hot food. “就跟你懂似的,哼,咱儿子现在可是大明星,著名主持人,还用的着你瞎出主意?”老妈哼哼唧唧去热饭了。 Eating meal time, father and mother asked how he worked. 吃饭的时候,爸妈问他工作怎么样了。 Zhang Ye too does not want to chat the one's own work, is fears the old couple to be worried, therefore evaded the important questions for the easy said casually, end shift topic: Which tomorrow the New Year's Day goes?” 张烨不太想聊自己工作,也是怕老两口担心,于是就避重就轻地随便说了说,末了转移话题道:“明儿元旦去哪儿过?” Mother clamps the dish to him, said: That side your Grandma, has missed you not to go at noon today, when the time comes your one's own had a look in the past, tomorrow is your Grandma, what decides is celebrates a holiday with our family|home, do not have a long lazy sleep, tomorrow earlier will get up to help me do grocery shopping to prepare food, when the time comes my family's that side person must come, the big Xiaoxiao ten several openings, this work load is not small.” 老妈给他夹菜,道:“你奶奶家那边,今天中午就过完了,就差你没去了,到时候你自己过去看看,明天是你姥姥家这边,不过定的是跟咱们家过节,你别睡懒觉啊,明天早点起帮我买菜做饭,到时候我家那边的人都得过来,大大小小十好几口子呢,这工作量可不小。” Zhang Ye acts shamelessly, I may unable to get up.” 张烨耍赖,“我可起不来。” Mother cannot bear pat his head, you are lazy!” 老妈忍不住拍他脑袋一把,“就你懒!” Father said: Little Ye was busy at work with outside area was so long, making him rest, rested with great difficulty for several days.” 老爸道:“小烨跟外地忙活这么久了,让他歇歇吧,好不容易休息几天。” You said dexterously, when the time comes do you do grocery shopping you to prepare food? You do not help!” Mother roll one's eyes, I spread on your grandfather and grandchild lazy egg, I was but actually eight lifetime blood mildew!” “你说得轻巧,到时候你买菜你做饭啊?你也不帮忙!”老妈翻白眼,“我摊上你们爷俩这懒蛋,我算是倒了八辈子血霉了!” The food finished eating. 饭吃完了。 Zhang Ye picks the tray to brush bowl on own initiative. 张烨主动捡盘子去刷碗。 Little Ye, I rested with your father first.” Mother has the yawn saying: Shouted, tomorrow must fight bravely for day, celebrated a holiday to save heavily.” 小烨,我跟你爸先睡了啊。”老妈打哈欠道:“呼,明儿还得奋战一天呢,过个节可不轻省。” Father also stretches oneself, must go to bathroom to wash. 老爸也伸懒腰,要去卫生间洗漱。 Zhang Ye then remembers a matter, turns head saying: Father, mother, you waits a while first, several minutes, I said a matter to you.” 张烨这才想起一件事,回头道:“爸,妈,您俩先等一会儿,就几分钟,我跟您俩说个事情。” Father strange [say / way]: What matter?” 老爸奇怪道:“什么事?” Has the fart to put quickly, being stranded.” Mother curls the lip to say. “有屁快放,困着呢。”老妈撇嘴道。 The Zhang Ye one-sided detergent, said at the same time: Today on the airplane, I meet one person who called Wu Zeqing, she said that she was......” 张烨一边倒洗涤灵,一边道:“今天飞机上,我碰见一个叫吴则卿的人,她说她是……” He has not said that Mother Father gave him to break. 他还没说完,老妈老爸就给他打断了。 Wu Zeqing? Peking University that?” Mother stares. 吴则卿北大的那个?”老妈一愣。 Father also knows her obviously, that Vice-President Peking University?” 老爸显然也知道她,“那个北大副校长?” Zhang Ye said suddenly: „Do you know?” 张烨眨眼道:“你们知道啊?” Father said: What appearance is long to be not quite clear, knows that is a female, probably is very attractive, is in the well-known colleges and universities the youngest principal, but is not the teacher System family background, is not the person who does the knowledge specialized, but is the official family background, lands Peking University from Ministry of Education, on the television hasn't said her? Haven't you looked? Although is the official who the official comes, but her Literature attainments are very probably high, has made many works, moreover on that television said that she is the Calligraphy famous expert? This person very much has a prestigious person in the educational circle.” 老爸道:“长什么样子不太清楚,就知道是个女的,好像还挺漂亮,是名校里最年轻的校长,不过不是教师系统出身的,不算专业搞学问的人,而是公务员出身,从教育部空降到北大的,电视上不是说过她吗?你没看过啊?虽然是公务员出身的官员,但她文学造诣好像挺高的,出过不少作品,而且那次电视上说她是书法名家吧?这人在教育界可是很有威望的一个人。” Mother nods, asked that the son said: „Did you meet her?” 老妈点头,问儿子道:“你遇见她了?” Zhang Ye said with a laugh: Far more than met, on the airplane both of us chatted were very long, after waiting for the airplane, she suddenly invites me to go to Peking University to teach.” 张烨笑呵呵道:“何止是遇见了啊,飞机上我俩聊了很久,等下了飞机以后,她突然邀请我去北大任教。” Father tarries, „?” 老爸呆住,“啊?” Mother also astonished said: Goes to Peking University? What let you teach?” 老妈也惊愕道:“去北大?让你教什么啊?” Zhang Ye said: Chinese department, teaches any me not to know, but must teach definitely is also the Literature poetry or the novel or historical, other I cannot.” 张烨说道:“中文系,教什么我还不知道,但要教肯定也是文学诗歌或小说或历史这一块呗,其他的我也不会啊。” Mother said excitedly: Makes you go really?” 老妈激动道:“真让你去啊?” Zhang Ye lets go, real, formally invited me.” 张烨摊手,“真的啊,已经正式邀请我了。” Father is also excited, how did Peking University look for you?” 老爸也兴奋不已,“北大怎么找上你了?” I listen to Dean Wu that meaning, probably was Peking University that side related curriculum vacancy, I felt in any case was this meaning, therefore made me go against, calculates lecturer who beyond please present one's credentials, I can choose time to go to the professor curriculum at will, will not hold up my main duty work, Dean Wu gives back to me to promise, if the result echo were good, the students were quite satisfied, the Peking University Associate Professor title can consider to me, naturally, another meaning was also if I taught was not good, that on took off to get the hell out.” “我听吴校长那个意思,好像是北大那边这一块的相关课程空缺了吧,反正我感觉是这个意思,所以让我去顶一下,算个外请挂职的讲师,我可以随意选择时间去教授课程,不会耽误我的主职工作,吴校长还给我许诺,如果成绩反响良好,学生们比较满意的话,还有北大副教授的职称可以考虑给我,当然,另一个意思也是如果我教的不好,那就得卷铺盖滚蛋了。” Mother busy [say / way]: How did you reply?” 老妈忙道:“那你怎么回答的?” I have not thought that has not replied, Dean Wu lets me before tomorrow, gives her an answer, therefore I want to ask you.” Zhang Ye said. “我还没想好呢,没回复呢,吴校长让我明天之前给她一个答复,所以我想问问您俩啊。”张烨道。 Mother flew into a rage at that time, thump pounds on the table, also asked a hammer! Hurries! I told you you, if did not go to me not to have your this son!” 老妈当时就急眼了,怦地一拍桌子,“还问个锤子啊!赶紧去啊!我告诉你你要是不去我就没你这个儿子了!” Zhang Ye: „......” 张烨:“……” Shit! Is insufficient mother! 我靠!不至于吧妈! Who knew Father this time also to stand with Mother in a front unexpectedly, son, this you must listen our, went, must result in goes! Where Peking University that is! That is the world-class school! I know that your goal is when Celebrity, but these two do not conflict, moreover instead also has the specially big help to you, your Celebrity works as again well, popularity is high, that popularity also floats in the surface layer, but you, if hangs a Peking University Associate Professor title, the significance is different, this is on the learning to your most authoritative affirmation, has this to make the energy, your popularity will be more solid, even was also the official acknowledgment, before you, composed a poem to write an article, wasn't many Writer's Association people thinks you not? You make Host, person who does not have SARFT nit-picks asks you to trouble? If you become Associate Professor, is Peking University Associate Professor, has this authority to unable the authoritative backing, later who asks you to trouble do't can think over? In the attainments of your art, it is estimated that also nobody will again question you.” 谁知老爸这次居然也跟老妈站在一个战线了,“儿子,这个你必须听我们俩的,去,必须得去!北大那是什么地方啊!那是世界级的学府!我知道你目标是当明星,可这俩不冲突,而且反而对你还有特别大的帮助,你明星当得再好,人气再高,那人气也只是浮于表层的,可你要是挂一个北大副教授的职称,意义就不一样了,这是在学术上对你的最权威的肯定,有这个做底气,你人气来的会更扎实,甚至也算是官方的承认了,你之前写诗写文章,不是好多作协的人都觉得你不行吗?你做主持,不是也有广电的人横挑鼻子竖挑眼地找你麻烦吗?你要是当上副教授,还是北大副教授,有这个权威到不能再权威的后盾在,以后谁找你麻烦时不得掂量掂量?在你艺术的造诣上,估计也没什么人会再去质疑你了。” This saying actually. 这话倒是。 Every so often Literature art thing, is fastidious is not the public , not tasteful audience surface, more is industry in affirmation and qualifications. 文学艺术这东西,很多时候讲究的并不是什么大众性,也不讲究受众面,更多的则是业内的肯定和资历。 Very vulgar, is very unreasonable. 很庸俗,也很不合理。 But does not have the means that this is the Domestic present situation. 但没办法,这就是国内的现状。 Zhang Ye has perceived, but some worries, „don't I accidentally teach well?” 张烨听进去了,但还是有担心,“我万一教不好呢?” Father said: Teaches again not to preach well well, this opportunity cannot let off.” Reason that he such craves advises, is mainly he development in Literature aspect regards as important to the son's, the people of the older generation, the idea is quite traditional, where they had what Celebrity in childhood, called the actor, could not amount to something, although slowly was reversing and changed in afterward this idea, may to their this A Generation, Peking University Halo sparkled, was the title brilliance of professor, son quite Celebrity they did not oppose, but if can both have both to be better? 老爸道:“教不好再说教不好,这个机会不能放过啊。”他之所以这么热衷地劝导,主要是他对儿子在文学方面的发展更加看重,老一辈人嘛,观念都比较传统,他们小时候哪里有什么明星啊,都叫戏子,上不了台面的,虽然在后来这个观念在慢慢扭转和改变,可对他们这一代人来说,还是北大光环更加闪耀,还是教授的头衔更加光辉,儿子相当明星他们不反对,但如果能两者兼得岂不是更好? Mother sees the son also in hesitant, her non- closed road: On live broadcast does to destroy you not to fear, scolds the leader to scold SARFT you not to care, is a lecturer, you fear!” 老妈见儿子还在犹豫,她不禁道:“直播上搞破坏你都不怵,骂领导骂广电你都不在乎,当个讲师而已,你怕个屁啊!” Zhang Ye hesitate the moment, layer on layer nodded finally, has decided that good, I listen your, I! Loved your mother someone!” 张烨迟疑了片刻,终于重重点头,决定了,“好,我听您俩的,我去了!爱你妈谁谁谁了!” Is worried about anything! 担心什么啊! Taught again not to say really well! 真教不好再说吧! Moreover in his brain has that many knowledge of his world, how to mislead the youth! 而且他脑子里有着他那个世界的那么多知识,怎么会误人子弟啊! After setting firm resolve, Zhang Ye no longer was also puzzled and intertwined, Peking University lecturer, this was too flamboyant Halo, was an attempt and challenge, Zhang Ye thought that one's own can complete, moreover one's own returns to Beijing also nothing to do for half a month just right, since the goal were the popularity world first, one's own various aspect conditions were not very good, must therefore spell, Zhang Ye cannot delay, this hopefully created a miracle, achieved the one's own ideal! 当下定决心后,张烨也不再困惑和纠结了,北大讲师,这是一个太牛逼的光环了,也是一次尝试和挑战,张烨觉得自己能完成,而且自己回京这半个月也正好没什么事情干,既然目标是人气世界第一,自己的各方面条件又不算很好,所以就更要拼了,张烨一刻也不能耽误,这样才有希望创造一个奇迹,达成自己的理想! That went to say with Dean Wu quickly!” Mother is more anxious than him, urges: If others had other candidates, you a bit faster!” “那快去跟吴校长说啊!”老妈比他还急,催促道:“万一人家有其他人选了呢,你快点!” Zhang Ye has a look at the table, 12 points, did others rest?” 张烨看看表,“都12点了,人家睡了吧?” Father offers advice saying: You sent a short note to result, paid new year's call, then while convenient proposed one, if she rested tomorrow morning also to see.” 老爸出主意道:“你发个短信得了,拜个年,然后顺带提一句,她要是睡了明天早上也能看见。” Zhang Ye um, accepted father and mother's suggestion, does not accept is not good, father and mother their eyeballs stare, if he does not obey, the old couple estimated that can beat to death him! 张烨嗯了一声,接受了爸妈的建议,不接受也不行了啊,爸妈俩人那眼珠子瞪得啊,他要是不服从,老两口估计能揍死他! Therefore he sent the information to give Wu Zeqing. 于是他发了信息给吴则卿 Wrote: Dean Wu, is New Year's Day joyful, feared that you have rested to the short note that you send, um, your invitation I accepted, is honored to be able for the education to strive very much. 写道:吴校长,元旦快乐,怕您睡了就给您发的短信,嗯,您的邀请我接受了,很荣幸能为教育事业出一份力。 Quick, the opposite party replied. 很快,对方回复了。 Wu Zeqing: Thanks, you New Year's Day are also joyful, you considered that on the line, on the morning of January 2 nine o'clock you came Peking University to look for me directly, the curriculum arrangement and teaching contract, we when the time comes again discussed specifically. 吴则卿:谢谢,你也元旦快乐,你考虑好了就行,一月二号上午九点钟你直接来北大找我吧,课程安排和任教合同,咱们具体到时候再谈。 The Zhang Ye round said: Good, you early rest. 张烨发道:好的,您早休息。 Wu Zeqing said: Also mother brings good to your father. 吴则卿道:也给你爸妈带个好儿。 ...... …… The short note exchange ended. 短信交流结束。 Zhang Ye gives father and mother cell phone, you look.” 张烨手机给爸妈,“你们看吧。” Father looks, was happy, good! Good! Good!” 老爸一看,高兴极了,“好!好!好!” Mother was also glad to grin with ear to ear, Hahaha, my son had prospects! Wanted on Peking University to teach! Too made every effort to succeed to me!” 老妈也乐得合不拢嘴了,“哈哈哈,还是我儿子有出息啊!都要上北大教课了!太给我争气了啊!” Zhang Ye may not have father and mother to be so happy, his it does not matter brings back cell phone, then rolls up the sleeves , to continue to brush the bowl, you rest first, not early.” 张烨可没有爸妈那么开心,他无所谓地拿回手机,然后一挽起袖子,继续刷碗,“您俩先睡吧,不早了都。” Mother shouts suddenly: You put down to me!” 老妈突然喊道:“你给我放下!” „?” Zhang Ye dull whistling leaning side head, the bowl in hand almost fell, what are you doing?? Frightens me to jump, what do I put down I?” “啊?”张烨呆呼呼地侧侧头,手里的碗差点摔了,“您干嘛?吓我一跳,我放下什么啊我?” Mother pushes immediately he, works on the tableware radiantly, mother brushes, you rest.” 老妈立刻挤开他,眉开眼笑地抓起碗筷,“妈刷,你去休息。” No, I brush half.” Zhang Ye snatches, you rest.” “别啊,我都刷一半啦。”张烨上去抢,“你们睡吧。” Mother is not dry, said that I come me to come, do not snatch, Ha Ha, but my son now the Peking University lecturer, where can make my son brush the bowl also!” Brushes the bowl, Mother while is groaning the Peking opera, thought aloud: Tomorrow can boast with the neighbor! My son by SARFT has cancelled the broadcast Host qualifications the time, in that group of people also behind some people whisper my son ended unexpectedly, isn't good? Ha! Looked that my this punctures not dead their! My son can, when Peking University lecturer! Their line? Tomorrow I will tell them flower like this to be why red!”( 老妈不干,“说我来就我来,别抢,哈哈,我儿子现在可是北大讲师了,哪儿能让我儿子刷碗啊还!”一边刷碗,老妈一边哼哼着京剧,自言自语道:“明天又能跟邻居吹牛去了!我儿子被广电取消了播音主持资格的时候,那帮人里居然还有人背后嘀咕我儿子完了,不行了?哈!看我这回刺道不死他们的!我儿子能当北大讲师!他们行吗?明儿我就告诉告诉他们花儿为什么这样红!”( …… ……
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