IRAS :: Volume #3

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With carving. 同刻。 Our company. 维我公司。 The Internet department few people leave behind working overtime today, Dong Shanshan also came back, is discussed how after to dealing with «Network Talent Show» stops broadcasting the column to meet the files issue. 网络部门今天一部分人留下加班,董杉杉也回来了,就是商量如何应对《网络达人秀》停播后的栏目接档问题。 Everybody was saying. 大家正说着。 Probably the place of following work area. 大概后面工作区的地方。 The staff who does the rear service stares the looking blank eyeball of suddenly, then points at the computer to say to everybody loudly: You look quickly! Looks at the online this video quickly!” 一个搞后勤的员工突然瞪直了眼睛,然后指着电脑对大家大声道:“你们快看!快看网上这个视频!” What?” “什么?” What video looks at?” “看什么视频?” Small meeting.” “正开小会呢。” Yes, when did this have a mind to look at the video?” “是啊,这都什么时候了还有心看视频?” The people are in abundance speechless, Feng Guiqin also pressed drew out the brow with King Hero. 众人纷纷无语,冯桂琴跟王雄也蹙起了眉头。 But that person worries, said as before: Director Feng King Zong, left important matter!” 可是那人却非常着急,依旧道:“冯总王总,出大事了!” Everybody then attaches great importance, Feng Guiqin walks saying: What's the matter? What in the video has?” 大家这才重视起来,冯桂琴走过去道:“怎么回事?视频上有什么?” You looked know.” That person has playbacked the video immediately, all people in other office districts have also collected, Li Tao words have sent in the ear of people immediately! “您看就知道了。”那人立即将视频重新回放了一遍,其他办公区的所有人也都凑了过来,李韬的话顿时送入了众人的耳朵! Absurd!” Listens, Feng Guiqin one exploded! “岂有此理!”听完,冯桂琴一下就爆了! King Hero furiously has also pounded on the table, goes too far! Went too far!” 王雄也是怒不可遏地拍了桌子,“欺人太甚!欺人太甚了!” An old humanity of office: I also think that is this striking hard verification strictness of quite, originally has the inside story really! This is intentionally in view of our!” 一个办公室的老人道:“我还以为是这次严打审核的比较严,原来真的有内幕啊!这是故意针对咱们的!” The young girl who is the assistant gets angry: This stated clearly our Talkshow and Talent Show does not have the issue, but also clarifies to tell the subordinate do not punish these to pirate program to be too heavy! His Li Tao must do! Did he have the law of the land!” 一个做助理的少女怒道:“这都明说了咱们的脱口秀达人秀没有问题,还摆明告诉属下不要处罚那些盗版节目太重!他李韬要干什么啊!他还有没有王法了啊!” Dong Shanshan leaves saying: „Is the reality of video reliable?” 董杉杉出言道:“视频的真实度可靠吗?” After the moment, got off work unit the sister of photograph group to be called, she lay in front of the computer has studied the moment, to everybody slight bow, „, although I was not do this specialized, but in any case also had several years of photography and manufacture has experienced, the video was definitely reliable, movement mouth and Voice to, this fabrication, looking from this angle, should be some fierce Hacker has broken into Li Taojia computer, turned on his camera to steal - patted, Deputy Chief Li...... This was finished!” 片刻后,本来都下班出了单位的摄像组的四姐被叫回来了,她趴在电脑前面研究了片刻,对着大家微微点头,“虽然我也不是专业搞这个的,但好歹也有过十几年拍摄和制作经验了,视频肯定是可靠的,动作嘴型和声音都对的上,这个造假不了,从这个角度看,应该是某个很厉害的黑客入侵了李韬家的电脑,打开了他的摄像头偷-拍下来的,李副处长……这回完蛋了!” Feng Guiqin without demur, took the take action machine to telephone immediately, she has not looked for the friend, has not asked somebody, hit directly to Shanghai SARFT, the ignition interrogated! 冯桂琴二话不说,立马就拿出手机打电话了,她也没找朋友,也没有托人,直接打给了上海广电,发火并质问了起来! ...... …… Another side. 另一边。 Some Shanghai hotel. 上海某家酒店。 Li Tao took a bath, lies down on the bed comfortably, the mouth holds in the mouth the smoke to groan the folk song, possibly is the characteristics drama of his native place. 李韬洗了澡,舒舒服服地在床上一躺,嘴里叼着烟哼哼着小调儿,可能是他老家的特色戏曲。 Behind the frosted glass of restroom has a form of woman obviously. 厕所的磨砂玻璃后面明显有一个女人的身影。 Good?” Li Tao urged. “好了没有?”李韬催促道。 Anxiously what looks, did your wife go to work?” The women said. “找什么急呀,你老婆上班了?”女人道。 Li Taodan the ball cigarette ash, has worked overtime.” 李韬弹了弹烟灰,“加班去了。” The women snort|hum said: I said how you such have free time today, in the evening also goes back?” 女人哼道:“我说你怎么今天这么有空呢,晚上还回去吗?” Li Tao Ha Ha said with a smile: Does not go back, I said me to work overtime, tomorrow happen to will go to the unit from here, leaves not the far, small treasure in any case, I may want dead you!” 李韬哈哈笑道:“不回去了,我说我加班,明天正好从这里去单位,反正离得也不远,小宝贝,我可想死你了!” Devil.” The women ridicule one. “死鬼。”女人笑骂一句。 Music of cell phone ting made a sound suddenly. 手机铃声的音乐突然响了。 Li Tao knits the brows, does not want to meet, but looks at the number demonstration is the telephone of unit member, his doubt moment, in humanity to bathroom: Let alone the words, I answer a telephone!” 李韬皱皱眉,本来是不想接的,但是一看号码显示是单位一把手的电话,他就狐疑了片刻,对卫生间里的人道:“别说话啊,我接个电话!” Such late.” The women complained. “这么晚了谁啊。”女人抱怨道。 I lead, let alone words!” Li Tao met. “我领导,别说话了!”李韬就接了。 That side is voice that a middle-aged person ablazes with anger, Li Tao, I, no matter you now where! Within ten minutes give me to unit!” 那边是个中年人怒气冲冲的嗓音,“李韬,我不管你现在在哪里!十分钟之内给我到单位来!” „? Leadership......” “啊?领导……” Toot toot, the telephone broke! 嘟嘟,电话已经断了! Li Tao one surprised, what's the matter? Had an accident? 李韬一愕,怎么回事?出什么事了? The bathroom gate opens, the woman bound the bath towel to come out, how?” 卫生间门一开,女人裹着浴巾出来了,“怎么了?” After Li Tao hesitate, is too busy starts to wear the clothes, I exit first, the unit have the matter.” Later also pays no attention to woman's complaint, he fast drives to rush to the unit, has a guilty conscience, Li Tao beats a drum in the heart all the way, does not know that leads so is why angry. 李韬一迟疑后,忙不迭地开始穿衣服,“我先出去一下,单位有事。”之后也不理女人的埋怨,他飞快开车赶往单位,也是做贼心虚,一路上李韬都在心中打鼓,不知道领导为何这么恼怒。 ...... …… Unit. 单位。 Today is holiday, was around 8 : 00 pm , nobody, outside had two gate guards of duties, but in the courtyard stopped several car(riage)s actually, was Shanghai SARFT several leaders and work team leaders. Li Tao wonders, did these many leaders come? What important matter left? 今天是休息日,又是晚上八点多了,也没什么人,外面就有两个值班的门卫,不过院子里倒是停了几辆车,都是上海广电几个领导和工作小组组长的。李韬纳闷啊,这么多领导都来了?出什么大事了? In building, small conference room. 楼上,小会议室。 Li Tao is last, pushes the door to go, 78 people all came, this was their Shanghai SARFT almost all leading cadres. Sees everybody unexpectedly compared with one's own first, Li Tao understands, goes by car to catch up with time that to visit according to one's own, after he was informed probably, five minutes arrived at the unit, are other people quicker than him? Obviously, the member informs their time informing one's own are early more than! 李韬是最后一个到的,推门一进去,78个人全来了,这是他们上海广电的几乎所有领导干部了。见得大家竟然比自己先到,李韬明白,按照自己驱车赶过来的时间看,他大概是被通知后五分钟就到了单位的,其他人却都比他还快?显然,一把手通知他们的时间要比通知自己早很多! This battle formation. 这个阵势。 This wants the misdemeanor? 这是要坏事啊? Li Tao was on nettles, leadership.” 李韬更加忐忑不安了,“领导。” time, the people neatly look to Li Tao. 时间,众人都齐刷刷地看向李韬。 And in the Li Tao leadership and another with the Li Tao same level cadre, relate with Li Tao well, this made Li Tao look at their one eyes, the heart said that you were also too ungrateful, had an accident, how to notify me? At least makes me have a preparation first! Telephone message, short note I suddenly also good? However Li Tao looked at past tense, they actually sat respectfully, looked that did not look at Li Tao one eyes. Li Tao has mingled among these many years, naturally knows that the favour changes in temperature on government, then do not think wonderfully! 其中里面有一个李韬的领导和另一个和李韬同级的干部,都是跟李韬关系不错的,这让李韬不禁看了他们俩一眼,心说你们丫也太不够意思了啊,出了事,怎么不跟我打个招呼啊?起码让我先有个准备呀!电话通知不了,短信我一下也行吧?然而李韬看过去时,那俩人却正襟危坐,看都不看李韬一眼。李韬混迹了这么多年,自然知道官场上的人情冷暖,这下更觉得不妙! Really, is that middle-aged person of head, was the Shanghai SARFT member first few words Li Tao asking silly, „do you know that you are stolen today - patted!” 果然,为首的那个中年人,也是上海广电的一把手第一句话就把李韬给问傻了,“你知不知道你今天被偷-拍了!” Presenting many people gave up on the person same to look at Li Tao, knew in the heart that he ended. 在座不少人已经看死人一样看着李韬了,心知他完了。 Seconds in command, a middle-aged woman racket table cold sound track: If the internal treatment said fortunately! But could not suppress now! Was held in the network! The world knew!” 二把手,一个中年妇女拍拍桌子冷声道:“要是内部处理还好说!可现在已经压不住了!被人捅到网络上!全世界都知道了!” This matter must not exposed to light after all, harms their SARFT reputation, if possible, they definitely want to cover the cover not to make others know that however wants to cope with Li Tao that person too wicked, others have not sent to their official reporting mailboxes from the start, not to inquiry that side, but has sent directly online, even before sending this video your mother has also drummed up support, any old woman bare dies! Any sow called out pitifully every night! Any sales store fire escape loses! This his mother cannot hit the relations with video content eight bamboo poles! May like this capture the attention of tens of thousands of curious person! The method was too wise! 这种事毕竟是见不得光,也有损他们广电的声誉,如果有可能,他们肯定是想捂盖子不让别人知道的,然而想对付李韬的那个人实在太缺德了,人家压根没有发到他们官方的举报信箱,也没有给信访那边,而是直接发到了网上,甚至在发这视频之前还你妈造势了一番,什么老太太裸死啊!什么母猪夜夜惨叫啊!什么小卖部安全梯丢失啊!这他妈跟视频内容八竿子都打不着关系啊!可偏偏就是这样吸引来了成千上万好奇人的目光!手段太高明了! Can break into Li Tao computer! 能神不知鬼不觉地入侵李韬的电脑! Also can drum up support to attract the people with such wise publicity! 还能用这么高明的宣传造势吸引民众! Such Expert, who meets must have a headache, their people present know that Li Tao this chapter was to meet the ruthless role, others this stares at him, no one could protect! 这么一个高手,谁碰见都得头疼啊,他们在座的人都知道,李韬这回是碰见狠角色了,人家这是盯上他了,谁都护不住了! Hears the leadership words, Li Tao was also ignorant, this...... No!” 听到领导的话,李韬也懵了,“这……没有啊!” Member cold sound track: Video sent online! Anything did not have!?” 一把手冷声道:“视频都发到网上了!还什么没有!啊?” Steals - racket? 偷-拍? Was stolen really - patted? 真被偷-拍了? Li Tao understood this definitely, because this group of leaders gathered these many cadres to meet, obviously is not the idle egg will hurt to form a partnership to deceive him, others led did not have this free time, Li Tao looked pale, makes excuses saying: Leadership, I...... I with that female actually...... Actually is the friend...... Goes to the hotel also for...... In order to give her arranges the dwelling, we not what kind of!” 李韬明白这肯定是真的了,因为这帮领导聚集了这么多干部开会,显然不会是闲的蛋疼来合伙骗他呢,人家领导还没有这个闲工夫,李韬面色苍白,支支吾吾道:“领导,我……我跟那个女的其实……其实就是朋友……去酒店也是为了……为了给她安排住处,我们没有怎么样!” His saying, the leading cadre present was instead scared! 他这一说,在座的领导干部反而傻眼了! ? 啊? Female? 女的? Also does your mother have the female? 还你妈有女的? Gathers you also to raise sentiment with outside - woman! 合着你还跟外面养情-妇了啊! Usually related not the good cadre to cover the forehead to lower the head with Li Tao, conceals the one's own expression, in fact he almost smiled to pull out! 一个平时跟李韬关系不好的干部一捂脑门低下头,掩饰住了自己的表情,实际上他差点笑抽了! The seconds in command is a woman, Li Tao words almost irritate her, Department Head Li! You are also hiding the truth from many matters! Your courage was also too big!” 二把手就是个妇女,李韬的话差点把她气死,“李处长!你到底还瞒着多少事啊!你胆子也太大了吧!” Li Tao is not clear, „?” Isn't this matter? Shit! You said that anything steals - racket - steals - pats! He gave the misunderstanding to make a mistake! 李韬不明白,“啊?”不是这件事啊?我靠!那你们说什么偷-拍-偷-拍的啊!他给误会错了! The members beckon with the hand, was disinclined rubbish with Li Tao, was good, you come are inform your, you did not need to go home over the two days, that side the bureau has sent the comrade of disciplinary inspection on road! Has anything to explain that you will tell the people of bureau tomorrow directly!” 一把手摆摆手,已经懒得跟李韬废话了,“行了,你来就是通知你的,你这两天不用回家了,总局那边已经派了纪检的同志在来的路上了!有什么解释,你明天直接跟总局的人说吧!” ...... …… Around 9 : 00. 九点多钟。 Stops broadcasting the gate more to fry is bigger! 停播门越炒越大! Many people started to question SARFT! 好多民众都开始质疑广电了! At this moment, SARFT had issued immediately a news, first, they thanked people's supervision and reporting, next, they protested intensely this type of invasion state functionaries computers stole the news the method, speaks does not remove will investigate that the statement of its legal liability, the grinding chirp big pile of bureaucratic ways of talking, announced finally, the bureau paid attention to this matter, and officially begins to investigate to Li Tao, how the findings, to a people confession, if verified several program that stopped broadcasting is the relevant personnel irregularities, then can also suffer loss the company and TV station, as well as related program The staff confession of group. 就在这时,广电立即发布了一条消息,首先,他们感谢民众的监督和举报,其次,他们强烈抗议这种入侵国家公务人员电脑窃取消息的手段,出言并不排除会追究其法律责任的声明,磨磨唧唧了一大堆官腔,最后才宣布,总局对这次事情已经关注,并正式对李韬展开调查,调查结果如何,会给民众们一个交代的,如果查明停播的几个节目均是相关人员违规操作的,那么也会给受到损失的公司、电视台、以及相关节目组的工作人员一个交代。 Roughly is these many. The SARFT manner was very clear, processing is prompt, the reply that gives can also make the public satisfy temporarily! 大体就是这么多。广电的态度已经很明确了,处理还是及时的,给出的回答也能让公众们暂时满意! Li Tao must leave office!” “李韬要下台喽!” Ha Ha, early looked that he is not pleasing to the eyes!” “哈哈,早看丫不顺眼了!” Stopped these many should not stopping program, tolerates program that these many should stop have not actually stopped, he was really lawless! Now was good!” “停了这么多不该停的节目,纵容了这么多该停却没停的节目,他还真无法无天了!现在好了吧!” Evil will be requited with evil!” “恶有恶报啊!” Thank the km big god! As well as these were treated unjustly to stop broadcasting program Teacher for Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan thank you! You for people except for an evil!” “感谢km大神!替张烨董杉杉以及那些被冤枉停播节目老师们谢谢你!你为人民除了一害啊!” „The km big god was too fierce!” “km大神太猛了啊!” Entrusts with km Expert specially people's bodyguard title!” “特此赋予km大能‘人民卫士’称号!” These treated unjustly program sinking injustice resulted in the snow! Does not know when «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» restores to broadcast! I too want to look!” “那些被冤枉的节目沉冤得雪了啊!不知道《张烨脱口秀》什么时候恢复播出!我太想看了啊!” Yes, Domestic left a grade of such flamboyant new column with great difficulty, cannot make him end!” “是啊,国内好不容易出了一档这么牛逼的新栏目,不能让他完了!” I also waited anxiously do not look at «Network Talent Show»! Person who last time that ate the glass was really ruthless!” “我也等不急要看《网络达人秀》了!上期那个吃玻璃的人真狠!” Well, had such big matter, Teacher Zhang Ye had not come out? I very much want to listen to Zhang Ye to now say anything! Zhang Ye!” “咦,出了这么大的事,张烨老师怎么没出来啊?我现在很想听听张烨要说什么!张烨!” ...... …… In family|home. 家中。 Zhang Ye natural entire journey attention, saw the statement of SARFT issue. 张烨自然全程关注,也看到了广电发布的声明。 He shows a faint smile, saw that some people of one's own made one's own say anything, Zhang Ye was impolite, the previous time when the Beijing couplets hung in front big game, the Beijing Writer's Association person provoked he, said that Beijing Writer's Association will not want Zhang Ye such person, Zhang Ye to bring his world Guo Degang doggerel «Me Not to like Coming» has thrown. Guo Degang famous doggerel such two, this time, the Zhang Ye preparation also brought his second with! 他微微一笑,看到有人自己自己说点什么,张烨也不客气,上次在京城楹联大赛的时候,京城作协的人挑衅他,说京城作协不会要张烨这样的人,张烨拿来了他那世界郭德纲的一首打油诗《我也不爱来》扔了过去。郭德纲有名的打油诗就那么两首,这一次,张烨准备把他第二首也拿过来用了! Saw only Zhang Ye to paste a scarlet happy character on weibo! 只见张烨微博上贴了一个大红喜字! Then under matches the character saying: Went to the dawn date to be red last days of winter, three glasses of tears liquor established the vault of heaven. Chicken intestines Qu Qujin where? Beginning letter world retribution spirits!” 然后下面配字言道:“一去残冬晓日红,三杯泪酒奠苍穹。鸡肠曲曲今何在?始信人间报应灵!” The netizens saw, entire was excited! 网友们都看到了,一个个全激动了! Ha Ha! Zhang Ye came out finally!” “哈哈!张烨终于出来了!” Is poem one! Is this doggerel?” “又是诗一首!这是打油诗?” Teacher Zhang is that coquettish! Coquettish as before!” 张老师还是那么风骚啊!风骚依旧啊!” Chicken intestines Qu Qujin where? Beginning letter world retribution spirits! Said really well!”( “鸡肠曲曲今何在?始信人间报应灵!说得真好!”( …… ……
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