The atmosphere surges upward! 现场气氛高涨！ An online audience also piece applauds! 网上观众也一片叫好！ A series of Zhang Ye satirized the Republic of Korea piece, advanced a peak the mood of people, everybody looks that live broadcast or looks at the scene, was happy and vents spleen, except for a small number, the Domestic most people's impression to the club was not good, even can say that was very bad, this nationality too can shout, a while was their, a while that was also their, matter that tossed about repeatedly, the people early hated to the marrow of the bones to them, can toward time, the Domestic media also on protest the protest, Domestic entertainment program also at most teased these matter, basic wishy-washy, until today., This aspect was completely changed! 张烨的一连串讽刺韩国的段子,已经把众人的情绪推到了一个高峰,大家看着直播或者看着现场,是又欢乐又解气,除了少部分人,国内大多数民众对棒子的印象都不好,甚至可以说是非常差,这个民族太能嚷嚷了,一会儿这个是他们的,一会儿那个也是他们的,几次三番地折腾的事情,国人早对他们恨之入骨了,可以往的时候,国内媒体也就是抗议抗议而已,国内娱乐节目也顶多调侃调侃这些事,根本不疼不痒的,直到今天。,这个局面被完全改变了！ Domestic presented one to call «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» program! 国内出现了一个叫《张烨脱口秀》的节目！ Domestic presented Zhang Ye fellow who dares to speak! 国内出现了一个名叫张烨的敢说话的家伙！ The person of Zhang Ye this fearless, started to scold Republic of Korea to scold program from this issue of program obstinately almost to be near the end! 张烨这个天不怕地不怕的主儿,愣是从这期节目开始骂韩国骂到了节目几乎要接近尾声了！ Drops the drop. 滴滴。 Feng Guiqin under stage receives the short news that company technique department staff have sent, lowered the head to read, she showed a faint smile. 台下的冯桂琴接到了一个公司技术部门工作人员发来的短消息,低头读了一下,她微微一笑。 „How Director Feng?” King Hero asked. “怎么了冯总？”王雄问道。 Feng Guiqin has raised cell phone, „online pedestrian counting.” 冯桂琴扬了扬手机,“在线人数统计出来了。” Side another man old before his time said: „How many?” 旁边另一个小老头道:“多少？” Feng Guiqin smiles, „present online population 2.9 million people, moreover this figure is still increasing!” 冯桂琴一笑,“现在在线人数2900000人,而且这个数字还在增加！” The man olds before his time and King Hero listen, as soon as some side company colleagues listen, all has attracted an cold air/Qi secretly! 小老头和王雄一听,旁边一些公司同事一听,全都暗暗吸了一口冷气！ Wants initially the «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» first issue of time, broadcast after having finished, 2 million hit rates, this live broadcast, light at this moment online population quick 3 million? This issue is program your mother must break through 10 million hit rates the rhythms? 10 million what concepts? Everybody that is wants unable to think! Teacher Zhang Ye this new column, is not only the WebTV first period hit rate highest column, is the WebTV first live broadcast column, after taking these two reputations, now can also attack the WebTV history single time hit rate most Gao Heping hit rate to be highest? 想当初《张烨脱口秀》第一期的时候,播出结束后也才2000000的点击量啊,这次直播,光此刻在线人数就快3000000了？这期节目是你妈要突破10000000点击量的节奏吗？10000000什么概念？大家那是想都不敢想啊！张烨老师这个新栏目,不但是网络电视首期点击量最高的栏目,是网络电视第一个直播的栏目,拿了这两个名誉后,现在还要冲击网络电视历史单期点击量最高和平均点击量最高？ „How long does live broadcast also remain?” Feng Guiqin said. “直播还剩多久？”冯桂琴道。 King Hero has a look at the table, „also has six to seven minutes.” 王雄看看表,“还有六到七分钟。” Feng Guiqin nods, „online broken watched population 3 million should not to have the issue, after 24 hours, this issue arrived at 10 million hit rate estimates is not the issue!” 冯桂琴点头,“在线观看人数破3000000应该没问题了,24小时以后,这期到达10000000点击量估计也不是问题了！” ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 program broadcast that more than 20 minutes, online also early biography was noisy, some do not pay attention to these people, does not like looking at the entertainment program person, possibly forever will not go to care on own initiative, litigant Li Puyu but who as provoking the conflict provokes this event, he must know that obviously, even if he does not pay attention to these, even if he does not speak Chinese, but manager and translation will also tell him! 节目播出20多分钟了,网上也早传的沸沸扬扬了,有些不关注这些的人,不喜欢看娱乐节目的人,可能永远也不会去主动关心,但是作为挑起争端挑起这次事件的当事人李朴宇,他显然是不可能不知道的,即便他不去关注这些,即便他不懂中文,可经纪人和翻译也会告诉他啊！ Then, after Li Puyu Weibo quiet was very long, finally spoke: „Regarding the violation and personal attack, has the adverse impact on me, I retain investigate its legal liability the right!” The fools looked that also knows, Li Puyu this saying was saying to Zhang Ye. 然后,李朴宇的微薄沉寂了很久之后终于发言了:“对于侵害和人身攻击,对我本人造成恶劣影响的,我保留追究其法律责任的权利！”傻子一看也都知道,李朴宇这话是对着张烨说的。 His brainless fan one responded! 他的脑残粉呼啦一下响应起来！ „Zhang Ye dies!” “张烨去死吧！” „Angers my family Li Puyu unexpectedly!” “竟然惹怒我家李朴宇！” „Zhang Ye! Your stupid pig! You by retribution!” “张烨！你个蠢猪！你会遭报应的！” „Right! Investigates his legal liability! Goes to the court to consider him!” “对！追究他的法律责任！去法院告他！” „That Zhang Ye said was too coarse! Let the person hate the tooth to be itchy! How he can say our Li Puyu! Republic of Korea? Republic of Korea where is better than Republic!” “那个张烨说的太难听了！让人恨得牙痒痒啊！他怎么能这么说我们李朴宇啊！韩国怎么了？韩国哪里都比共和国好！” Another group of people also start to counter-attack. 另一拨人也开始回击。 „One group of brainless fan! It is not able to communicate simply!” “一帮脑残粉！简直无法沟通！” „Is Republic of Korea good? You go to Republic of Korea! Hurries to get the hell out!” “韩国好？你们去韩国啊！赶紧滚蛋！” „You do not make clear! Is who first stirred up trouble? Is you worships with respected Li Puyu! Is he slanders Zhang Ye not to be impossible to be completed first such long time, is counterfeiting, has the teleprompter, what is the fact? All people saw, this issue of «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» is scene live broadcast, several cameras are clear, simply does not have the teleprompter, Zhang Ye has not brought Headset, the screenwriter-director to prompt is impossible, more than 20 minutes are he are completed to make program with the strength and experience! Yes, can have Host of this strength, the nation cannot look for several, but Zhang Ye is one of them, Zhang Ye achieved! What you also rubbish? Also can consider Zhang Ye? Do not tease me to smile, must consider is also Zhang Ye considers Li Puyu to slander and personal attack! It is not one's turn Li Puyu Evildoer to complain first!” “你们也不搞搞清楚啦！到底是谁先挑事了？是你们崇拜和敬爱的李朴宇！是他先污蔑张烨不可能脱稿这么长时间,是在作假,是有提词器的,可事实是什么？所有人都看到了,这期的《张烨脱口秀》是现场直播,几台摄像机清清楚楚,根本没有提词器,张烨也没有带耳麦,编导提词也不可能,20多分钟了都是他一个人在凭着实力和经验脱稿做节目！是的,能有这种实力的主持人,全国也找不出来几个,但张烨就是其中之一,张烨就做到了！你们还废话什么？还要告张烨？你们别逗我笑啦,要告也是张烨告李朴宇诽谤和人身攻击！轮不到李朴宇恶人先告状！” ...... …… In stages. 舞台中间。 Zhang Ye is enjoying everybody's cheer and applause. 张烨享受着大家的喝彩和掌声。 The audiences eyes greatly are bright, dodge the light same to anticipate, although knows how long time the column has not possibly remained, but everybody is hoping Zhang Ye can say again, can scold several again, really satisfied a craving! 观众们一个个都眼睛大亮,闪着光一样地期待,虽然都知道栏目可能没剩多久的时间了,但大家还是期盼着张烨能再说一点,能再骂几句,实在是太过瘾了！ But Zhang Ye did not say that probably, „spreads the knowledge of pickled vegetable, we said other matters.” 可张烨却好像不说了,“普及完了泡菜的知识,咱们说点其他事情吧。” The audiences look disappointedly, said other things? Didn't say the club? 观众们都面露失望,说其他东西了？不说棒子了？ Finally Zhang Ye transfers said: „Ok, said that other matters do not have the meaning, said Republic of Korea!” 结果张烨转即就道:“算了,说其他的事情也没意思,还是说韩国吧！” „Hahahaha!” The audiences create a disturbance saying: „yi!!” “哈哈哈哈！”观众们起哄道:“咿！！” Really, Zhang Ye has not disappointed the popular hopes, said so after many cursing at people pieces, he has not stopped, this offended the Zhang Ye fate, this male servant bore a grudge, moreover is person who always does not suffer a loss, did you scold me? I must scold you ten! 果然,张烨没有辜负众望,说了如此多的骂人段子后他还是没有打住,这就是得罪了张烨的下场,这厮太记仇了,而且是个从来都不吃亏的主儿,你骂我一句？那我就得骂你十句！ Only listens to Zhang Ye to continue to have not given full expression saying: „First time period I have experienced a matter, you also know that I have now become famous, pays attention to my person to be many.” eye dew cocky. 只听张烨继续意犹未尽道:“前阵子我遇到了一件事,你们也知道嘛,我现在出名了,关注我的人很多。”目露得瑟。 „yi!” “咿！” „Ha Ha!” “哈哈！” Zhang Ye spreads out the hand saying: „Finally, couple of days ago had a Republic of Korea news saying that Zhang Ye, you are also our Republic of Korea person think of the meter, did I shock you to know at that time? Can't, I? Republic of Korea person? Relations that eight bamboo poles cannot hit, my Miao Honggen Beijing person, then opposite party said that Zhang Ye, you are our Republic of Korea person think of the meter, why I asked that he said that you looked online was not many people that calls you grim comedian!” 张烨摊开手道:“结果呢,前两天就有韩国的一个消息称,张烨啊,你也是我们韩国人啊思密达,我当时就惊呆了啊你们知道吗？不能啊,我？韩国人？八竿子打不着的关系啊,我苗红根正的京城人啊,然后对方就说了,张烨,你就是我们韩国人啊思密达,我问为什么,他说你看网上不是好多人都那么称呼你么冷面笑匠！” Under audience blurry moment, then all understood! 底下观众迷糊了片刻,然后全明白了过来！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops crap!” “哎呦我了个去！” „Grim comedian? Gathers is being the Republic of Korea grim comedian!” “冷面笑匠？合着是韩国冷面笑匠啊！” ...... …… The online, many brainless fan large surface area brushes the screen! 网上,不少脑残粉大面积刷屏！ „Forces out Zhang Ye!” “封杀张烨！” „His too wicked!” “他太缺德了啊！” „Mouthful talked nonsense!” “满嘴都是胡说八道！” „Did the Republic of Korea person annoy you? Did you scold are so ruthless?” “韩国人怎么惹你了？你骂这么狠？” ...... …… At this time, directed on the spot to Zhang Ye gestured, five minutes. 这时,现场编导给张烨打了个手势,还有五分钟。 Zhang Ye has a look at the audience, does not care about time, because he counted on the fingers, „and other issue of program live broadcast end, you looked that definitely the large quantities of Republic of Korea entertainer and fans scolded me, oh, it spoke the truth, I said that truly was not quite also appropriate, these may offend people offend, was...... I said!” Zhang Ye stares at scene to point at them saying: „Refuses to accept you to nip me!” 张烨看看观众,并不太在乎时间,因为他心里已经掐算好了,“等这期节目直播完,你们看吧,肯定有一大批韩国艺人和粉丝来骂我,唉,其实说起来,我这么说也确实不太妥当,这一下可得罪人得罪多了,可是……我就这么说了！”张烨盯着镜头指着他们道:“不服你们咬我啊！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Strong support!” “强烈支持！” „Right! You bite us!” “对啊！你们来咬我们啊！” The audiences loudly have smiled, grins with ear to ear! 观众们又是轰然笑了出来,合不拢嘴！ Zhang Ye just that expression really somewhat owed to pull out , a point does not have what famous Host and Writer bearing with the style, however this moment Zhang Ye in many audiences eyes is actually most lovable, this earnest dares to speak! I scolded you! Isn't convinced? You bite me! 张烨刚刚那个表情实在有些欠抽,也一点没有什么著名主持人和文学家的气度跟风范,但是这一刻的张烨在很多观众们眼里却是最可爱的,这才叫真的敢说话啊！我就骂你们了！不服气？你们来咬我啊！ The commercial management under stage and colleagues also has no alternative smiles, really did not have the means with Teacher Zhang Ye! 台下的公司领导和同事们也都无可奈何地笑,实在是拿张烨老师没有办法了！ Sexually harassed these club one, Zhang Ye still full of enthusiasm said: „Oh today says were too many, um, actually old said that others Republic of Korea is not good, is not really good, actually here I must thank Rep. of Korea, is not false, is not the pretense, I want to thank them, is you, was the China entertainment enterprise has made the brilliant contribution time and time again, was you, spare no effort was the China Talkshow enterprise contributes labor and materials! To be honest, if no this mysterious state, my Talkshow program possible two issues to end, because cancould dispute, while I worried daily fall the hair not to know how continued to record several issues of times, I accidentally saw the world map, saw Rep. of Korea, my instantaneous spirit inspired, at that time I felt...... Recorded 180 issues is conservatively estimates! Some of my even feelings, so long as Rep. of Korea exists for day, the China Talkshow enterprise certainly will progress day by day, will not never have the piece to say! Therefore here, I must bow to you to scene, I for the China world of entertainment thank you! You are true secret Hero!” Then, Zhang Ye deeply bows to scene really! 调戏了那些棒子一句,张烨仍旧兴致勃勃道:“哎呀今天说的太多了,嗯,其实老这么说人家韩国也不好,真的不好,其实在这里我要谢谢大韩民国,不是虚伪啊,也不是假模假样,我是真的想谢谢他们,是你们,一次又一次为中国娱乐事业做出了杰出贡献,又是你们,不遗余力地为中国脱口秀事业添砖加瓦！说实话,如果没有这个神奇的国度,我脱口秀节目可能两期就要结束了,因为没的说了啊,正当我发愁得天天掉头发不知道怎么继续多录几期的时候,我偶然间看到了世界地图,看到了大韩民国,我瞬间精神一振,当时我就感觉……录上个180期都是最保守的估计了！我甚至有种感觉,只要大韩民国存在一天,中国的脱口秀事业就一定会蒸蒸日上,永远不会没有段子说！所以在这里,我要对着镜头给你们鞠一躬,我替中国娱乐界谢谢你们！你们才是真正的幕后英雄！”说罢,张烨真的对镜头深深鞠躬！ The audiences were not good, smiled insanely! 观众们已经不行了,都笑疯了！ „Whoops Hahahaha!” “哎呦哈哈哈哈！” „I must unable to breathe heavily air/Qi!” “我要喘不过来气了！” „Teacher Zhang this opened mouth too bad!” “张老师这张嘴太损了啊！” „Does cursing at people family|home of also thank others? You were too bad!” “骂完人家还谢谢人家？您太坏了啊！” Today's piece is quite mixed, some from various Talkshow columns, some come from Crosstalk, some wisdom of Internet from his world from netizens, some are the Zhang Ye one's own originals, his in any case is also the regular professional training comes out, in the belly is impossible not to have ink. 今天的段子比较杂,有的来自各种脱口秀栏目,有的来自相声,有的来自他那个世界的互联网来自网友们的智慧,还有一些则是张烨自己原创的,他好歹也是科班出来的,肚子里不可能没有一点墨水儿。 time drew near. 时间快到了。 Zhang Ye presses the hand, has broken everybody's laughter and applause, then said with a smile: „Today's program arrived here, finally makes a summary for today's topic, has the Republic of Korea person invented the printing method? Has the Republic of Korea person invented the Chinese character? Has the Republic of Korea person invented Dragon Boat Festival? Some people asked that what has that China person invented?” Zhang Ye has entrained the western-style clothing, said: „I told you, the China person has invented the Republic of Korea person!” 张烨压了压手,打断了大家的笑声和掌声,然后微笑道:“今天的节目就到这里了,最后为今天的话题做一个总结吧,韩国人发明了印刷术？韩国人发明了汉字？韩国人发明了端午节？有人不禁问了,那中国人发明了什么啊？”张烨拽了拽西装,道:“我告诉你们吧,中国人发明了韩国人！” This dirty words do not have! 这段一个脏字都没有！ But is in today's Zhang Ye these pieces scolds most ruthless one! 可是却是今天张烨这些段子里面骂得最狠的一句！ As soon as the audiences listen, impulsion that all of a sudden many people of leaping stood from the seat got up to applaud, „good! Said was good! Hahaha!” 观众一听,好多人腾的一下子冲动的从座位上站了起来啪啪鼓掌,“好！说的太好了！哈哈哈！” „Has invented the Republic of Korea person?” “发明了韩国人？” „Right they are we ‚invention’!” “没错啊他们本来就是咱们‘发明’的啊！” „Teacher Zhang cursed at people does not lead dirty words also your mother to scold plays tricks!” “张老师骂人不带脏字还你妈骂出花样了啊！” „ Whoops I today first time a little sympathize with that group of clubs! Bumps into Teacher Zhang Ye such smelly rogue! Share that they are scolded! “哎呦我今天第一次都有点同情那帮棒子了！碰上张烨老师这么个臭-流-氓！他们只有挨骂的份啊！ „It was good!” “太牛了！” „Selects 100,000 to praise to Zhang Ye!” “给张烨点100000个赞！” „Teacher Zhang! You are our examples!” “张老师！您就是我们的榜样啊！” „I as if saw! Was looking that program these clubs estimated the air/Qi cried! Hahaha! Table ( xi ) shows ( wen ) with ( le ) sentiment ( jian )!”( “我仿佛看到了！正在看节目的那些棒子们估计都气哭了啊！哈哈哈！表（xi）示（wen）同（le）情（jian）！”( …… ……