My wife? 我太太？ I think actually. 我倒是想呢。 However I may unable to serve this „wife”. 不过我可伺候不起这个“太太”。 Zhang Ye faces each other outside person to be perfunctory says with a smile: „No, I have not married may, is my friend, coming my family later, wants to look for two books to have a look.” 张烨对门外的人敷衍地笑道:“没有,我还没结婚呢可,是我一个朋友,过来我家待一会儿,想找两本书看看。” Heavenly Queen/days later such carries to them, did not speak. 天后就这么背对着他们,也不吭声。 Female Editor looked at her back of the head very much strangely, even if the ordinary friend, here came the guest, the person quickly to enter the room, didn't see her to set out? Even doesn't turn the head? This what condition? How so strange? The female Editor politeness could not see the woman of face to say one to that „elder sister, hello.” Looks at the appearance and plate of opposite party the hairstyle of hair, can probably know the age, definitely is older than her . Moreover the Teacher Zhang Ye reputation is not small, therefore called his friend one „elder sister” sure right. 女编辑很奇怪地看了看她的后脑勺,就算是普通朋友,这边来了客人,人都快进屋了,怎么也不见她起身过来啊？甚至连脑袋都不扭过来一下？这什么状况？怎么如此地诡异啊？女编辑礼貌地对那看不见正脸的女人说了一句,“姐姐,您好。”看对方的打扮和盘着头发的发型,就大概能知道年纪了,肯定比她要大的,而且张烨老师名声不小,所以叫他朋友一声“姐姐”肯定没错。 The woman mouth of that reading um, again had not had the sound gently. 那个看书的女人嘴里轻轻嗯了一声,就没再有动静了。 Female Editor flexure has sent awkwardly difficultly, said with Zhang Ye: „, We...... Is isn't the time of coming?” 女编辑尴尬地挠了挠头发,跟张烨道:“呃,我们……是不是来的不是时候？” Zhang Ye can only make out of whole cloth makes to say randomly: „No, she...... She just quarrelled with me, the mood is not very good, do not mind that did not do right by.” 张烨只能瞎编乱造道:“没有,她……她刚跟我吵架了,情绪不是很好,你们别介意啊,对不住了。” Quarrelled? 吵架？ Isn't the ordinary friend? What frame quarrelled? 不是普通朋友吗？吵什么架？ The female Editor heart said that is really your girlfriend! 女编辑心说果然是你女朋友啊！ Opens Lu Ye another male Editor also to think strange, blinks the eye, said to Zhang Ye: „Teacher Zhang, the book brought to you, places?” 张鲁也另一个男编辑也觉得古怪,眨巴眨巴眼睛,还是对张烨道:“张老师,书给你拿来了,放在哪儿？” Thick one pile, but also installs in a box. 厚厚一摞,还装在一个箱子里。 Zhang Ye intent outlet: „These many? Can have 20 books?” 张烨意外道:“这么多本？得有20本吧？” Zhang said with a smile: „30 books, first print, did not have batch printing.” 张鲁笑道:“30本,都是先印出来的,还没批量印刷呢。” That held male Editor of box to look toward the room, „where did thing put? You glance first, good words, our batch printed.” 那个抱着箱子的男编辑往屋里面看了看,“东西放哪里？你先过过目,行的话,我们就批量印刷了。” Zhang Ye hurries to block the gate, „does not use, I trust you, definitely does not have the issue.” 张烨赶紧挡住门,“不用了,我信得过你们,肯定没问题。” „Has a look, if typesetting makes a mistake or has the erroneous character, when the time comes affects the reputation, influence sales volume.” Zhang suggested. “还是看看吧,万一排版出错或者有错别字呢,到时候影响口碑,也影响销量。”张鲁建议道。 Male Editor entered the room, „that I put the ground first, shouted, but also very sank.” 男编辑已经进屋了,“那我先放地上了,呼,还挺沉。” Zhang Ye sees that also turns head to examine the Zhang Yuanqi position repeatedly, „this......” 张烨见状,也是频频回头查看章远棋的位置,“这个……” But Zhang and that female Editor also afterward passed through the gate, but also gives his Guan Haomen backhandedly, Zhang Ye wants the rumbling person unable to drum out now, moreover not by head! 可张鲁和那个女编辑也随后进门了,还反手给他关好门,张烨现在就是想轰人也轰不走了啊,而且没有由头！ It is not wonderful! 不妙啊！ Must reveal falls! 要露陷啊！ „We...... Where sat said?” Zhang asked. “咱们……坐哪里说？”张鲁问道。 Zhang Ye wipes away sweat, „installs, sits casually sits casually.” 张烨擦擦汗,“坐床上吧,随便坐随便坐。” Heavenly Queen/days later that read facing corner, sits the words on bed, cannot see her face, looks at a very slanting profile at most. 正在看书的天后是面对墙角的,坐在床上的话,也看不到她的正脸,顶多看一个很偏的斜侧脸罢了。 Female Editor squats on the ground removes box, takes out several books, first has given a Zhang Ye book, „you have a look.” Then one side head, said to that background specially pretty woman politely: „Elder sister, you also......” 女编辑蹲在地上拆箱子,取出几本书来,先给了张烨一本,“您看看。”然后一侧头,也客气地对那背景特别漂亮的女人道:“姐,你也……” Has not waited for her saying that pretty woman is then icy the [say / way]: „Does not use.” 还没等她说完,那漂亮女人便冷冰冰道:“不用。” Female Editor was choked, has coughed the cough, „that line.” Also was really the couple quarrels? Moreover evidently, quarrelled very ominously, such didn't show due respect for the feelings? 女编辑被噎了回去,咳嗽了咳嗽,“那行。”还真是两口子吵架了啊？而且看样子,吵得很凶啊,这么不给面子？ Zhang Ye also feels the face not to be unattractive, „that anyone, others gives you book.” He knows that this is the Heavenly Queen/days later original bad disposition, may your disposition so, even if you do not want to turn the face, that cannot such speak, which buddy face toward puts! Therefore the book in Zhang Ye female Editor, walks finally, filled in the hand of Zhang Yuanqi, „you also helped me have a look, to have the wrong character.” 张烨也顿感面子不好看,“那谁,人家给你书呢。”他知道这就是天后本来的恶劣性格,可就算你性格如此,就算你不想把正脸扭过来,那也不能这么说话啊,哥们儿这张脸往哪儿放呀！于是张烨结果女编辑手里的书,走过去,塞到了章远棋的手里,“你也帮我看看,有错字么。” Heavenly Queen/days later does not have the echo. 天后没回声。 Zhang Ye is busy at mediating saying: „You sit, I steep tea to you.” 张烨忙打圆场道:“你们坐,我给你们沏茶。” „Does not use Teacher Zhang, we cannot tarry, you have a look at the anthology first, the good words such have decided that we did not disturb you to rest.” Male Editor smiles ambiguous. “不用了张老师,我们呆不住,你先看看文集吧,行的话就这么定了,我们也不打扰你们休息了。”男编辑暧昧地笑笑。 Do we rest? 我们休息？ Rests! 休息个屁啊！ Zhang Ye has also been hard to explain, opens this «Zhang Ye Anthology», the title page is very simple, the quite graceful that conventional service pattern, opens left the first page, on page writes the Zhang Ye age and resume, the right first page, is the foreword, lives such as the brilliance of summer flower, dies such as the static beauty of autumn leaf. 张烨也是有口难辩了,翻开这本《张烨文集》,封面很简单,比较优雅的那种常规制式,翻开第一页左边,页儿上写着张烨的年龄和简历,右边第一页,就是序,生如夏花之绚烂,死如秋叶之静美。 In the future will turn. 往后翻。 One page of poems, one page of illustrations, add on one page to two pages of annotations again. 一页诗,一页插图,再加上一页到两页的注释。 Entire, Zhang Ye has nodded satisfied, „line, I looked, does not have the issue.” 全过了一遍,张烨满意地点点头,“行,我看了,没问题。” Generally publishes books, is the author is flattering the publishing house, should scurry to ask the publishing house, but to Zhang Ye this rank, is the publishing house is asking him, otherwise the common author, where can have the publishing house Editor belt start servant to visit to deliver the book personally. The Zhang Ye dissemination click of poem in network did not say that creates the miracle repeatedly, his casual work is over a million clicks, on weibo also over a thousand repeaters and several thousand commentaries, in addition Zhang Ye that «Ghost Blows Out The Light» and accumulation over a million sales volumes of fairy tale, Zhang Ye in the publication circle is the selling well book author, let alone he also once was Radio Station and TV station Host, with Beijing, his fame also there, fans quantity perhaps was not that odd, but could not support Zhang Ye hardcore fans to be many, a person bought one this, their publishing house on cannot. Losing money. Therefore in the publication matters concerned, manner of publishing house to Zhang Ye has been very polite. 一般出书,都是作者巴结着出版社,应该上赶着求着出版社的,但到了张烨这个级别,已经是出版社求着他了,不然一般的作者,哪里能有出版社编辑带着手下人亲自上门来送书的啊。张烨的诗在网络上的传播点击就不说了,屡屡创造奇迹,他随便一首作品都是上百万点击,微博上也都上千次转发和几千次的评论,再加上张烨那《鬼吹灯》和童话故事的累积上百万的销量,张烨在出版圈已经是个热销书作者了,更别说他还曾是电台和电视台的主持人了,跟京城,他名气也在那里,粉丝数量或许不是那么离谱,但架不住张烨的铁杆粉丝多啊,一人买一本,他们出版社就不会。赔钱。所以在出版事宜上,出版社对张烨的态度一直很客气。 Zhang sets out, with a smile and Zhang Ye handshake, „that good, the first edition such knocked, tomorrow I urge that side the printing shop, sped up.” 张鲁起身,笑着和张烨握手,“那好,第一版就这么敲下来了,明天我催一催印刷厂那边,加紧赶工。” Zhang Ye said: „Cooperation is happy.” 张烨道:“合作愉快。” „Cooperation is happy.” Zhang said. “合作愉快。”张鲁道。 Female Editor said: „Teacher Zhang, we went back.” 女编辑道:“张老师,那我们回去了。” „I deliver you.” Zhang Ye looked for a coat to put on. “我送送你们吧。”张烨找了个外套要穿上。 „Doesn't use.” That male Editor said: „You made the annotation to be also tired for serveral days, it is estimated that thinks that has not rested many, opens the Chief Editor car(riage) in downstairs, do not come out.” “不用不用。”那男编辑道:“您这些天弄注释也累了,估计觉都没睡多少,张总编车就在楼下,你别出来了。” The female Editor laughter said: „Right, you accompany sister-in-law.” 女编辑嬉笑道:“对,您还是陪嫂子吧。” Sister-in-law? 嫂子？ Who is a sister-in-law! 谁是嫂子啊！ The Zhang Ye corona said: „That is really my friend, the ordinary friend, you misunderstood.” 张烨晕道:“那真是我朋友,普通朋友,你们误会了。” Female Editor smiles not to speak, then opened the door with Zhang the three people. 女编辑笑而不语,然后就和张鲁仨人开门走了。 Zhang Ye symbolically has delivered to them the aisle. 张烨象征性地把他们送到了走道里。 At this time listened to open Lu Ye he he to smile, pats the shoulder of Zhang Ye saying: „Was good, hurries to coax your object, your object air/Qi is not small, just like my wife, my wife is also, gets angry anything not to manage, does not give me the face, as the seasoned person, I must teach your several moves, the woman, must roar, when should lower the head we must lower the head, she was mad has disappeared, turned head you to stare with her again.” 这时就听张鲁也呵呵一笑,拍了拍张烨的肩膀道:“行了,赶紧哄你对象去吧,你对象这气可不小,跟我太太一样,我太太也是,发起火来什么都不管,一点也不给我面子,作为过来人啊,我得传授你几招,女人嘛,就是得哄的,该低头时咱们得低头,得她气消了,回头你再跟她瞪眼。” Zhang Ye: „......” 张烨:“……” Also wants to explain two, person sat the elevator to go downstairs. 还想解释两句,人已经坐电梯下楼了。 Folds the body to go back, looks at Zhang Yuanqi also that posture in room, calmly reads, does not return. 折身回去,一看屋里的章远棋还那个姿势呢,静静看着书,头也不回。 Zhang Ye looked at her a while, under heart smacks the lips, snort|hum, this Zhang Yuanqi, bad habit were too many. 张烨看了她一会儿,心下咂嘴,哼,这个章远棋,身上的臭毛病太多了。 First, she double dealings! 第一,她两面三刀！ Second, her disposition is disappointing! 第二,她性格差劲！ Third, her viability is low! 第三,她生活能力低下！ Fourth, she never considers others' feeling! 第四,她从不考虑别人的感受！ And so on, the shortcoming counts unable to count simply! 等等等等,缺点简直数都数不过来！ As for merit, was such one: She attractively. 至于优点啊,也就是那么一个了:她长得漂亮。 Then also with asking? Yes, did not need to say again, then...... The front these shortcomings were actually unimportant!( 然后还用问吗？是的,不需要再多说了,然后……前面的那些缺点其实已经并不重要了！( …… ……